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Tidbits Of Trivia By V.B. Darrington

The First Fact and Our Motto

• “There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.” –Bertrand Russell

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• “Reinforce reading by requiring a set amount of reading time before any other electronic media are used. Be sure to discuss what was read in order to bolster comprehension and speaking skills.” -- A teacher, via e-mail

• The Atlantic and Pacific Oceans are more than 2, 500 miles apart in most of the United States. But in some places in Central America, the world’s two biggest oceans are separated by fewer than 50 miles of land. Panama is the narrowest part of Central America, but there are no mountains in Panama that offer view of both oceans. However, a peak in the neighboring country of Costa Rica, the 11, 325 foot Mount Izaru, is the only point in the world from which you can see both oceans.

• “File it under gift ideas! To keep family members happy when occasions for giftgiving come along, whenever we see a picture or hear of a product that we would like to have, we clip the photo, note any additional information and stick it in the gift idea file we have set up for each family member. When birthdays, holidays and special occasions roll around, it’s easy to remember what types of things that person might want to have.” -- L.H. in Florida

• It sounds strange to say that rain keeps the earth dry, but that’s exactly what it does. The process that generates precipitation gathers moisture from the air and concentrates it in clouds, which later deposit the water in the form of rains. If this moisture didn’t condense to form rain, then the atmosphere would be unbearably humid. The entire earth would be heavily covered with moisture, and life, as we know it probably couldn’t exist.

• According to researchers, you’ll burn more calories on the treadmill than on other cardio machines. Next in line, in order, are stair-climbing machines, elliptical trainers and stationary exercise bikes.

• “Be careful about signing up for automatic payment plans that deduct a regular amount from your checking account or credit card. Gym memberships that go unused, for example, could cost you hundreds of dollars a year before you get around to canceling. Review all automatic bills monthly to determine if it’s worth it.” -- K.W. in New Mexico

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• It’s against the law in California to set a trap for a mouse unless you have a hunting license. • In Gary, Indiana, it’s against the law to take a streetcar or go to a theater within four hours after eating garlic.

Social Security Trilemma

Deciding when to start collecting Social Security isn’t the easy question it used to be. We’d work until age 65, retire, and apply for Social Security. Not anymore. Now the options are: • Collect early at age 62, but at a reduced benefit. • Work until regular full retirement age, which now depends on the year of your birth. • Delay collecting benefits until age 70, after which there is no addition to the benefit amount. About 70 percent of us choose early Social Security. That’s because 70 percent of us don’t have enough retirement saved and we need supplemental income, or there are health issues and we can’t work. Quite a few people collect at age 62 and keep working. Those who keep working, and still collect Social Security, will lose $1 for every $2 earned over $12,480 per year. So, do we collect early at a reduced benefit,

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616-916-5884 or keep working and take the full benefit later? The answer to that depends whom you ask. Some experts say: • It’s better not to take early Social Security because you’ll pay what amounts to a 50 percent penalty if you earn over the limit. • Before you sign up to collect benefits at age 62, calculate whether it’s to your advantage to keep from touching your savings, considering that your Social Security benefits will be permanently reduced for the rest of your life. • There is a good reason to wait and take the full benefits: Your benefit is calculated using the highest 35 years of earnings. If you had years with no income but are now earning good income, that additional income could add to your benefit when the final calculations are made. And yet other experts say to take the benefits as soon as you can get them and invest the money. There are no easy answers. Matilda Charles regrets that she cannot personally answer reader questions, but will incorporate them in her column whenever possible. Do not send any material requiring return mail. Write to her in care of King Features Weekly Service, P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475, or send e-mail to

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Musicians call it a sharp, the telephone company says it’s a pound sign. In England they call it a crosshatch or hash, except for British Telecom operators who refer to it as the “square key.” And some of us remember when it was just a plain ol’ number sign or a tic-tac ry centu 21st the being this ver, Howe toe grid. ly and all, the symbol requires an appropriate high-tech name, which is why people “in the know” call the # symbol an octothorpe.


a Speaking of pound signs, the British have their on that seems It us. with pick bone to American-made computer keyboards, the octothorpe is in a place where the pound-sterling sign used to be on British typewriters. , How did £ get to be the symbol for pound h Englis ard, stand gold the Before anyway? money was based on a pound weight of silver (which is why they still refer to it as “sterso ling”). The Latin word for weight is “libra,” the Brits took a stylized letter L as their monetary symbol. By the way, libra is also why t we use “lb.” as an abbreviation for the weigh unit “pound”.


to The percent sign is something we learned deat see to loved but class, math in dread partment store sales. The symbol was used to beginning no later than the 15th century The st. intere and taxes loss, indicate profit, on idea of charging a portion per one hundred when Ages, Middle the to back dates goods a even the Roman emperor Augustus levied tax on slaves sold. At one time, the taxed ,” amount was written out as “XX per cento As which was later abbreviated as “P cento.” time went on, different symbols were scrawled using a combination of the P and C characters to indicate “per cento.” An Italian manuscript dated 1425 shows an entry marked “per 0/00,” showing an early incarnation of the modern perce nt symbol. The “per” was

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How did the dollar sign come to represent U.S. currency? Until 1794, the Spanish dollar ca. was the main coin in circulation in Ameri Properly known as the peso de 8 reales, it was “p” commonly abbreviated as a lower case and right the to n writte “s” and “s”, with the d above the “p.” Often the two letters crosse into d melde they ually, event and er, one anoth one symbol. It is a small bone of contention among international computer geeks that the standard key boards feature the dollar sign cy. and not the symbol of their native curren of ple exam er anoth just it’s that They feel American domination on popular culture.

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The cent sign evolved after the dollar sign, and was simply designed as the letter “c” (for cent) with a vertical line through it to match the dollar sign. Today’s computer users may notice the lack of a cent sign on their keyold boards. (Some of us will remember our nuthe above ¢ the ed featur that typewriters t meral six on the keyboard.) With the adven n of computers, programmers needed certai to symbols that were regularly used in coding no be readily available. The cent sign was of on use to them, and was therefore replaced modern keyboards with the circumflex (^).


The “at” sign was so under used when it was an added to the keyboard that it was stuck in odd spot (over the “2”) and wasn’t even givin en a name. The @ symbol was only used et Intern the until ries count English-speaking came along. Suddenly, the little symbol that resembled a snail was used worldwide by anyh one who wanted to send email. Even thoug the @ is one of the most-used character keys ofon the keyboard, it still doesn’t have an ficial name. (Suggestions are welcome, send them to us c/o

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Purebred Dogs Can Be Found at Shelters By Samantha Mazzotta

DEAR PAW’S CORNER: Although I liked most of your answer

DEAR DAN: Thanks! I didn’t mention that there are indeed

to the person who correctly wrote that breeding should not

pet-quality purebreds at shelters. Of course, if a potential

be encouraged, it left the impression that only “mutts” are

owner is dead-set on a particular breed, he or she may have

available at shelters. The truth is that about 25 percent

to search several shelters or wait for the right dog to come

of all dogs at shelters are purebreds, and they are readily


available at nearly any shelter.

The stories behind each of these dogs can be heartbreaking,

We have two Chihuahua/Pomeranians from a shelter.

of course. In many cases, the original owners just couldn’t

Although they are regularly advertised for around $400

keep the dog. This was the case a few years ago when

in the newspaper here, mine cost only $26 each for an

Dalmatian puppies became wildly popular -- leading to a

adoption fee. I do volunteer transport for shelters, and last

huge number of this breed being abandoned at shelters when

month transported a full blood “Sheltie,” along with her AKC

families found that Dalmatians are not always the easiest

papers, from a shelter to an adoptive home.

pets to manage.

The trainer at the local shelter has three purebreds, the

So, if you’re searching for a new companion, be sure to check

same breed advertised at $900 for pet-quality dogs in the

the local shelters. The perfect dog may be waiting for you.

paper, but all three were adopted from shelters in the area.

Send your tips, questions and comments to Paws Corner, c/o King Features Weekly Service, P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475, or e-mail them to

Please tell people that these are available too. -- Dan S., Spokane Valley, Wash.



More Facts • Did you ever hear of “American Flag” or “Licorice Lulu”? They’re the names of flavors of chewing gum that were made and sold more than 100 years ago. These gums were made in Maine by two brothers named Curtis. Back in 1848, they began making gum from the sap of spruce trees. It was America’s first chewing gum, and it was packaged under the name of “State of Main Pure Spruce Gum.” • The fighting fish of Siam make their egg nest out of spit and bubbles. • Christopher Columbus is a famous name in U.S. history. But did you ever hear of Bartholomew Columbus? Chris and Bart were brothers. They planned the ocean voyage together, and both traveled about Europe trying to raise money for the trip. But then, Chris got the money he needed and sailed without his brother. No one knows why Bart got left behind. But if he hadn’t, Americans might have a holiday called “Columbus’s Day.” • A baby sea lion cannot swim from birth. It has to be taught by its mother. • Ants sometimes get drunk. This happens when ants drink nectar from the bodies of certain beetles. Then, “undrunk” ants carry a drunken ant to some water and toss it in. The drunken ant sobers up quickly after his dunking. • Guinea pigs did not originate in Guinea, nor are they members of the pig family. • There are full-grown sharks that measure only five inches long. Facts You Need to Know • If all the eggs of a female fly hatched, she would be the mother of 131,000,000,000,000,000,000 baby flies in six months. • Once U.S. President Theodore “Teddy” BICYCLES (continued): Roosevelt was on a hunting trip in Mississippi. • In the 1890s, the first “modern” bicycles One appeared: day a bear cub was brought chain-driven vehicles into with camp simifor the president to shoot. Roosevelt larly-sized tires. These were safer refused. than the high-wheel models (and were evenfor called Because of Teddy Roosevelt’s liking the bicycles” a result), provedBears” a step bear“safety cub, toy bearsasare calledbut “Teddy backwards to this day. in comfort. While the long spokes of high-wheel bikes absorbed bumps and ruts, the

smaller wheelsAlaska on these new the bikes, particularly • America bought from Russians for when coupled with the hard-rubber tires of the two cents an acre. era, made for jarring, unpleasant rides.

More than a million bicycles were sold in the the 1895 last major-league United States 1. by Name the time rolled around, player to hit less than .190 for a but one last improvement would propel the season in which he had at bicycle into the must-own category: theleast pneu400 at-bats. matic tire. Under the guidance of the Pope Manufacturing Company (which made bi2. Who has recorded theproduced most cycles), the Hartford Rubber Works homein runs in ProAmerica’s firstsingle-season pneumatic tires 1895. Braves history? viding a muchAtlanta softer ride, they soon became a standard feature on all bicycle models. 3. was the first quarterback in Division Iboosted college • Who Dozens of smaller-scale improvements football history to run for at least 4,000 yards and the speed, comfort, longevity and performance throw of forbicycles at least 8,000 yards during his career? during the 20th century. As women began to find them as necessary as men, two varieties of bicycle were made. Men’s bikes Which lost the most NBA were NBA builtteam with has an extra stabilizer barFinals? across the top of the bike. Women’s bikes omitted the bar, 5. When was the season before and 2005-06 in which providing forlast easier mounting dismounting the St.of Louis Blues did not make the NHL playoffs? the vehicle when wearing skirts. • The 1970s saw the development of two bicycle extremes. First came bicycles that took When was the last time a Pontiac driver you nowhere. Otherwise known aswon exercise NASCAR’s Nextel All-Star Challenge (once known as bikes, these training aids first hit the home The Winston)? market at the beginning of the decade. Then, as time went on and the energy crisis sent fuel What was the record number of consecutive prices skyrocketing, mopeds appeared. These grass-court tennis events Bjorn Borg won popular before with bicycle/motorcycle hybrids, most Roger Federer set a new mark this year? city-centered business workers, could either be pedaled like a regular bike or powered using a small, low-powered gasoline engine.

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• Francis Scott Key composed the words to “The Star Spangled Banner” on the back of an envelope. • Since serving soda water on Sundays was against the law in the 1800s in most U.S. towns, some drugstore owners could not serve ice cream sodas. Instead, they served a concoction with ice cream, nuts, fruit, and syrup but no soda water. These “sundaes” on Sunday became so popular that they were soon served every day of the week. • The motto of the famous Pinkerton Detective Agency is: “We Never Sleep, “And that motto is printed over a picture of an open eye. That’s why private detectives are referred to as “Private Eyes.” • The reason moths and other nocturnal insects circle your porch lamp is not because they crave the spotlight. Moths and insect use the moon to help them navigate in the dark. When an insect gets too close to a light, it does what nature tells it to do – it keeps its body aligned in relation to the light source. If the light source were the far distant moon, the insect would fly straight. However, since the light is so close, the bug ends up flying in circles. • In a single summer afternoon in 1935, Jesse Owens broke four world records! He set or tied marks in the 100-yard dash, the 220-yard hurdles, the 220-yard dash and the broad jump. Since then all of Jesse Owens’ records have been bettered, but never has another athlete broken four records in a single day. • A huge diamond of tremendous carat weight was taken to the finest cutter in Amsterdam. The entire value of the stone depended almost completely on the first cut. Needless to say, the diamond cutter felt the tremendous pressure of his task and spent a full month examining the stone to determine its natural cleavage. Finally, the moment of truth arrived, and the diamond cutter raised his mallet to crack the massive diamond. But when his cleaver hit the stone, the cleaver itself broke into two pieces. After collecting his wits again, the master cutter struck the stone again, and was rewarded when the stone split perfectly. He was so relieved he fainted on the floor. • The famed Pony Express was an abject financial failure. It was in existence for only two years.

By Samantha Weaver

• It was a Dutch explorer named Peter Minuit who famously purchased all of Manhattan Island from local Native American tribes in 1626. In return for the land, the tribes received some cloth, beads, hatchets and other merchandise; totaled all together, the goods were worth about $24, which comes out to about $1 for every square mile of land. Not a bad deal -- for the Dutch, anyway. Consider current real estate values in the area: In 2005, the cost of a single square foot of living space averaged over $1,000. • A bat flying at night is able to bounce a sonar signal off a single mosquito. • Noted humorist Josh Billings -- often quoted in this column -- was not only funny, he was an astute student of

the human race. Another example of his wit and wisdom: “I don’t care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.” • The name “Bethlehem” literally, “House of Bread.”


• Have you ever heard of Worcester Polytechnic Institute? Me, neither -at least until recently. A few days ago I learned that WPI (as I imagine the Massachusetts school is known, since the full name is rather unwieldy) offers a useful new amenity to students: WiFi washing machines. Students who are washing their clothes can go online to check the status of their laundry on a dedicated Web page. (c) 2006 King Features Synd., Inc.


only thing that experience teaches us is that experience teaches us nothing.” -- Andre Maurois

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More Facts • Bulldogging is a popular rodeo event. In it, a cowboy on horseback chases after a steer. He then jumps from his horse, grabs the steer by the horns and tries to wrestle the steer to the ground. But where did bulldogging get its name? One story claims that a famous cowboy Bill Pickett invented bulldogging. History says that Pickett used to grab his steer by the horns, and then he would bite the upper lip of the animal, letting go with his hands just like a bulldog. • If you were asked where the tallest pyramid on earth is located, would you answer San Francisco? The huge pyramid-shaped skyscraper that dominates the Bay-area skyline exceeds even the massive height of the pyramids in Egypt. • The workers at a bakery in Connecticut used to play a game at lunchtime. They would play catch with a tin pie plate from the local bakery. The game became so popular that the idea was picked up commercially. Soon the disks were copied in plastic and embossed with the name of the pie company, “Frisbee.” • The kangaroo got its name from Captain James Cook. When the English explorer was in Australia, he asked a native what the name of the strange, jumping animals was. The native replied, “Kangaroo.” In his language it meant, “I don’t know.” • Most baseball players don’t like being booed by people watching them play. But John “Boog” Powell of the Baltimore Orioles said he didn’t mind being booed. “After all,” said Powell, “a boo is just three quarters of a Boog.”

1. Rob Deer hit .179 for Detroit in 1991. 2. Andruw Jones hit 51 for the Braves in 2005. 3. Brad Smith of Missouri (200205). 4. The Minneapolis/Los Angeles Lakers have lost 14 NBA Finals. 5. It was the 1978-79 season. 6. Rusty Wallace won it in 1989. 7. He won 41 consecutive matches.

• You probably know that a group of bees is called a swarm, and a group of cattle is called a herd. But did you know that a group of elks is called a gang? And did you know that several leopards are known as a leap? Other animal group names include a band of gorillas, a clowder (or a clutter) of cats, a knot of toads, a gaggle of geese and a pride of lions. The Final Fact • India Ink originally came from China.

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