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Kamlesh Chandra : Super Memory Workshop Notes for Level 01 ANATOMY

Head & Neck CRANIAL Oculomotor,

NERVES: I-Optic, IV-Trochlear,

Abducens,

II-Olfactory,

III-

V-Trigeminal,

VI-

VII-Facial,

VIII-Acoustic

(Vestibulocochlear), IX-Glossophrayngeal, X-Vagus, XI-Spinal Accessory, XII-Hypoglossal On Old Olympus Towering Tops, A Finn And German Viewed Some Hops (older and cleaner) Oh Oh Oh To Touch And Feel A Girls Vagina And Hymen (newer and, well ...)

Which cranial nerve is Sensory, Motor, or Both- Some Say Marry Money, But My Brother Says Big Breasts Matter More

BRANCHES

OF

FACIAL

NERVE:

Temporal,

Zygomatic, Buccal, Mandibular, Cervical Ten Zebras Beat My Cock Two Zulus buggered my cat –(for the sicker, amongst you!)

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Kamlesh Chandra : Super Memory Workshop Notes for Level 01 You have I nose. You have II eyes. (I - Olfactory; II -Optic)

Standing Room Only -Exit of branches of trigeminal nerve from the skull S V1 -Superior orbital fissure, V2 -foramen Rotundum, V3 -foramen Ovale

For the order of nerves that pass through the superior orbital fissure: "Lazy

French

Tarts

Lie

Naked

in

Anticipation." (Lacrimal, Frontal, Trochlear, Lateral, Nosociliary, Internal, Abducens)

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Muscle of mastication- Lateral Lowers- lateral

pterygoid

is

the

one

that

opens

the

jaw

4 Muscles of Mastication MTPP( which could be read as "Empty Peepee") -masseter, temporal, lateral and medial pterygoids --

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Kamlesh Chandra : Super Memory Workshop Notes for Level 01 Arteries as they come off the external carotid: Superior thyroid, Ascending pharyngeal, Lingual, Facial, Occipital, Post Auricular, Superficial temporal, Maxillary Some Anatomists Like Fucking, Others Prefer S & M Some

Angry

Lady

Figured

out

PMS

Innervation of Extraocularmotor Muscles: LR6 SO4 3 LR6--Lateral rectus--> VI abductens SO4--Superior Oblique--> IV Trochlear 3--The remaining 4 eyeball movers = III Oculomotor

ABC'S of the aortic arch! Aortic arch gives off the Bracheiocephalic trunk, the left Common Carotid, and the left Subclavian artery

BRACHIAL

PLEXUS:

Roots,

Trunks,

Divisions,

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Kamlesh Chandra : Super Memory Workshop Notes for Level 01 Robert Taylor Drinks Cold Beer.

CERVICAL SPINAL NERVES: c345 keeps the phrenic alive (innervation of phrenic nerve) c345 keep the diaphragm alive (innervation of diaphragm) c5-6-7 raise your arms to heaven (nerve roots of long thoracic nerve innervate serratus anterior)

Cranial

Bones Annoying,

aren't

they?

The cranial bones are the PEST OF 6...

Parietal, Ethmoid,Sphenoid,Temporal,Occipital,Frontal- 6 ? (6the number of bones!) ( another one) Old People From Texas Eat Spiders.

LOCATION OF THORACIC DUCT: The duck is between two gooses (duck = thoracic duct) 2 gooses = azyGOUS and esophaGOUS

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Kamlesh Chandra : Super Memory Workshop Notes for Level 01

Cartilages of the Larynx - There are 4 cartilages in the larynx whose initial letters are TEAC (also the brandname

of

a

home

stereo).

Thyroid, Epiglottis, Arytenoid, Cricoid

Abdomen-Pelvis

INNERVATION OF PENIS: Parasympathetic puts it up; sympathetic spurts it out Point , Shoot, Score! (erection, emmision ,ejaculation) Parasympathetic, Sympathetic , Somatomotor "S2, 3, 4 keep the penis off the floor" Innervation of the penis by branches of the pudental nerve, derived from spinal cord levels S2-4

Structures perforating the esophagus "At T8 you see, perforates the IVC" (inferior Vena Cava) the "EsoVagus" pierce T10 (esophagus, vagus nerve) T12 - red, white and blue (aorta,thoracic duct,azygous vein)

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Kamlesh Chandra : Super Memory Workshop Notes for Level 01 Femoral Sheath (lateral to medial) order of things in thigh -NAVEL Nerve, Artery, Vein, Empty, Space, Lymphatics

Radial n. innervates the BEST!!!! Brachioradialis Extensors Supinator Triceps

Course of Ureters Water runs under the bridge (uterine a. and ductus deferens)

Carotid Sheath-- VAN Internal Jugular Vein Common carotid Artery Vagus Nerve

Dermatomes

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Kamlesh Chandra : Super Memory Workshop Notes for Level 01 C3 is a high turtleneck shirt T4 is at the nipple L1 is at the inguinal ligament (or L1 is IL -Inguinal ligament) Randy Travis Drinks Cold Beer--Brachial plexus Robert Taylor Drinks Cold Beer Roots, Trunks, Divisions, Cords, Branches

Bones of the wrist -Scaphoid, Lunate, Triquetrum, Pisiform, Trapezoid,

Trapezium, Capitate,

Hamate

1. Slowly Lower Tilly's Pants To The Curly Hairs 2. Swifty Lower Tilly's Pants to try coitus here. (the risque version) 3.Scared Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle.

(Classic

version)

Pelvic Diaphragm [Type text]

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Kamlesh Chandra : Super Memory Workshop Notes for Level 01 PICOLO(A) -Posterior to anterior PIriformis COccygeus Levator Ani

Pelvic Splanchic-Parasympathetic Sacral Splanchic-Sympathetic

Armies travel over bridges, the Navy travels under. (Bridge is the ligament...reference to suprascapular artery and nerve.)

Pad,

dab.

Dorsal

ABduct...Palmar

ADduct...interosseous muscles of hand/foot.

Layers of the epidermis-Germinativum or Basale, Spinosum, Granulosum, Lucidum, Corneum Grandpa Shagging Grandma's Love Child.

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Kamlesh Chandra : Super Memory Workshop Notes for Level 01 Limbic System- the 5 F’s- Feeding, Fighting, Feeling, Flight and Fucking

The 5 sphincters found in the Alimentary Canal are APE OIL: Anal,

Pyloric,

Lower

Esophogeal,

Oddi,

and

Ileocecum.

Sally Thompson Loves Sex And Pot pie. The branches of the Axillary Artery are: Superior Thoracic, Thoracoacromial,

Lateral

Thoracic,

Subscapular,

Anterior Circumflex Humeral, Posterior Circumflex Humeral, and Profunda Brachii.

TIRE- four abdominal muscles -- transversus, internal oblique, rectus abdominus, and external oblique

GFR -Layers of the adrenal:-- Glomerular, Fascicular, Reticular

BIOCHEMISTRY

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Kamlesh Chandra : Super Memory Workshop Notes for Level 01 In the Phasted State Phosphorylate Phosphorylation cascade active when blood glucose low.

Exons

expressed,

Introns

in

the

trash--DNA

expression into mature mRNA

Pyrimidines are CUT from purines. Pyrimidines are Cytosine, Uracil, Thiamine and are one ring structures. Purines are double ring structures.

Amino Acids:The ten essential amino acids: "These Ten Valuable Amino Acids Have Long

Preserved

Life

In

Man." (Threonine, Tryptophan, Valine, Arginine, Histidine,

Lysine, Phenylalanine,

Leucine,

Isoleucine,

Methionine)

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Kamlesh Chandra : Super Memory Workshop Notes for Level 01 INsulin gets sugar INto cells- (Excess sugar is removed

via

urine.The

Romans

noticed

bees

attracted to the urine of diabetics and coined the term "diabetes" to describe the overflow of sugar.)

GOAT FLAP- Eight hormones: Growth hormone, Oxytocin,

Adenocorticotropin,

Thyroid

stimulating

hormone, Follicle stimulating hormone, Leutinizing hormone (interstitial cell stimulating hormone in males), Anti-diruetic(Vasopressin), and Prolactin (shhhh....

also

Melatonin!)

PHARMACOLOGY

Morphine excites men, but sedates cats.

One heart two lungs--beta receptor activity Beta-1 primarily on heart; airway is beta-2 receptors

CLINICAL

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Kamlesh Chandra : Super Memory Workshop Notes for Level 01 Meckel’s diverticulum- rule of 2’s 2 inches long, 2 feet from the ileocecal valve, 2% of the population commonlly presents in the first 2 years of life may contain 2 types of epithelial tissue

Pheochromocytoma-rule of 10s: 10% malignant 10% Bilateral 10% extraadrenal 10% calcified 10% children 10% familial * discussed 10 times more often than actually seen

Aphasia "BROKen aphasia" (Broca’s aphasia-broken speech)

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Kamlesh Chandra : Super Memory Workshop Notes for Level 01 "Wordys aphasia" (Wernicke’s aphasia- wordy, but making no sense)

GET SMASH'D--Causes of Acute pancreatitis Gallstones,

Ethanol,

Trauma,

Steroids,

Mumps,

Autoimmune(PAN), Scorpion bites, Hyperlipidemia, Drugs(azathioprine, diuretics)

(Multiple endocrine neoplasia) Each of the MENs is a disease of three or two letters plus a feature. "MEN I" is a disease of the 3 Ps (pituitary, parathyroid and pancreas) plus adrenal cortex. "MEN II " is a disease of the two Cs (carcinoma of the thyroid and catacholamines

[pheochromocytoma])

plus

parathyroid for MEN IIa or mucocutaneous neuromas for MEN IIb (aka MEN III).

Acute pneumonia caused by Pyogenic bacteria--PMN infiltrate

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Kamlesh Chandra : Super Memory Workshop Notes for Level 01 Acute pneumonia caused by Miscellaneous microbes --Mononuclear infiltrate

Takayasu's diz = pulseless diz, therefore when you have Takayasu's, I can't Tak'a yu pulse.

Argyll-Robertson

Pupil--syphilitic

pupil

(AKA

"Prostitute's pupil" - Accommodates, but doesn't react ) Accommodation reflex present, Pupillary reflex absent

CAGE--alcohol use screening 1. Have you ever felt it necessary to CUT DOWN on your drinking? 2. Has anyone ever told you they were ANNOYED by your drinking? 3. Have you ever felt GUILTY about your drinking? 4. Have you ever felt the need to have a drink in the morning for an EYE OPENER?

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Kamlesh Chandra : Super Memory Workshop Notes for Level 01 P-Q-R-S-T--eliciting and HPI and exploring symptoms P--palliative or provocative factors for the pain Q--quality of pain(burning, stabbing, aching, etc.) R--region of body affected S--severity of pain(usually 1-10 scale) T--timing of pain(eg.-after meals, in the morning, etc.)

The five W's--post-operative fever Wind--pneumonia, atelectasis Water--urinary tract infection Wound--wound infections Wonderdrugs--especially anesthesia Walking--walking

can

help

reduce

deep

vein

thromboses and pulmonary embolus

ACID or "Anna Cycled Immediately Downhill" classification of hypersensitivity reactions Type I - Anaphylaxis Type II - Cytotoxic-mediated [Type text]

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Kamlesh Chandra : Super Memory Workshop Notes for Level 01 Type III - Immune-complex Type IV - Delayed hypersensitivity

WBC Count: "Never Let Momma Eat Beans(60, 30, 6, 3, 1) Neutrophils

60%

Lymphocytes

30%

Monocytes

6%

Eosinophils

3%

Basophils 1%

A-P-G-A-R: A - appearance (color) P - pulse (heart rate) G - grimmace (reflex, irritability) A - activity (muscle tone) R - respiratory effort

Predisposing Conditions for Pulmonary Embolism: TOM SCHREPFER T--trauma [Type text]

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Kamlesh Chandra : Super Memory Workshop Notes for Level 01 O--obesity M--malignancy S--surgery C--cardiac disease H--hospitalization R--rest (bed-bound) E--estrogen, pregnancy, post-partum P--past hx F--fracture E--elderly R--road trip

The

4

P's

of

arterial

Occlusion:

pulselessness

pain

pallor

paresthesias

The 4 T's of Anterior Mediastinal Mass:Thyroid tumor,Thymoma,Teratoma,

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Terrible

Lymphoma

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Kamlesh Chandra : Super Memory Workshop Notes for Level 01 These are some international acronyms used around the globe‌‌.

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Medical Mnemonic