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SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE! (continued): • The youngest person to host SNL was Drew Barrymore back in 1982 at the age of seven. • Ford wasn’t the only U.S. President to cameo on SNL. President George H.W. Bush made an appearance to critique Dana Carvey’s impersonation of him back in 1994. • Tina Fey’s impersonation of Sarah Palin on October 18, 2008 scored Saturday Night Live! its highest ratings since 1994. • George Carlin was the very first host of SNL back in 1975. This episode also featured the Andy Kaufman Mighty Mouse sketch. • Desi Arnaz was the first person to act as host and appear as musical guest in the same episode back in 1976. • John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd left the show at the same time and both appeared on their final episode together on May 26, 1979. • There was no host for SNL the night of their 100th episode. • Queen gave their first and only American television performance on Saturday Night Live! in 1982. • Former cast member Dan Aykroyd has two unique traits. He was born with sydactyly, webbed toes, and heterochromia, two different colored eyes. • Long before she hosted in 2002, Kirsten Dunst appeared as one of George H.W. Bush’s (Dana Carvey) grandchildren in a 1988 sketch. • Richard Pryor hosted the show in 1975 and was the first African-American to do so. • The first episode after the 9/11 terrorist attack included a sentimental opening with music by Paul Simon and the opening lines delivered by Mayor Rudy Guiliani. Despite the somber mood, everyone strove to end the opening on a lighter note. Lorne Michaels turned to Mayor Guiliani and asked, “Can we be funny?” to which Guiliani responded, “Why start now?” • Senator John McCain was the first sitting U.S. Senator to host SNL back in 2002. • Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen missed their senior prom for the chance to host SNL in 2004. They are the only twins to have hosted the show. • British Actor Hugh Laurie hosted back in October of 2006, with special guest appearance from fellow Brit, Sacha Baron Cohen – best known as Borat. Reports later appeared that Laurie and Cohen had gone out together while in New York and interacted with people in character, ultimately ending up in an altercation when Cohen insulted a man as Borat. The End

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(safe from foreclosure) Dear Dave, We’re going to be renting a house while we save up to build our dream home. How can we make sure the house is safe from foreclosure? Andy Dear Andy, A smart owner of rental property asks questions and does some research to find out if you’re what he wants as a tenant. You can do the same thing! Ask up front about the situation and about their financial stability. Let them know you’d like some assurance for you and your family that they’re not a foreclosure risk. You also want to be sure your lease allows you to stay in the house if there’s a foreclosure. Check with a lawyer to see if this will help in your state. If the house is worth lots of money, or it’s already paid for, chances are you’ll be fine. If he’s unwilling to talk about this, or he tells you he got into real estate after seeing how profitable it could be during a late-night infomercial, you’ll probably be a foreclosure victim! - Dave * For more great financial advice, please visit

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How Can Phonies Rest In Peace? An investigation last year by the Chicago Tribune turned up a large number of people who had claimed to be medal recipients but weren’t. Military records were checked, obituaries were scrutinized and information was amassed and compared. Of the more than 300 cases studied, the newspaper turned up approximately 100 each of phony claims for Silver Stars, Navy Crosses, Distinguished Service Crosses, Air Force Crosses and the big one -- Medals of Honor. Worst of all, it also discovered fake information on headstones in military cemeteries. It boggles the mind, this last bit. When I buried my own father at Arlington National Cemetery, paperwork had to be handed over and, I assume, was looked at by the cemetery directors. For a headstone to be inscribed with a bogus valor decoration, it must mean that some fake paperwork was involved, perhaps passed along by the families who believed in the tales of exploit that must have been

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When Legends Meet On a sunny afternoon in the garage area of Las Vegas Motor Speedway, ex-champions David Pearson and Tony Stewart got to know each other. At the time, Pearson was 70 years old, Stewart 33. Pearson’s last championship occurred in 1969, when what is now Nextel Cup was referred to as Grand National and there were no races in Las Vegas. Perhaps more than any of his contemporaries, though, Stewart is a throwback to the days when dinosaurs named Pearson, Richard Petty, Cale Yarborough and Bobby Allison ruled the earth. Earth, at the time, mainly consisted of the South. Pearson, who won 105 races, was leisurely strolling around with another notable resident of Spartanburg, S.C., former car owner and ace mechanic Walter “Bud” Moore. As luck would have it, they happened to be in front of the stall where Stewart’s No. 20 Chevrolet rested, shortly after the end of a practice session and as Stewart was climbing out of his orange car. “Do you know Tony Stewart?” I asked Pearson. “I’ve met him,” he said. “I don’t know him. I know he can sure enough drive a race car.” “I think you’d like him,” I said. “Hang on a minute.” I then walked over in front of the car, where Stewart was discussing various matters of technical significance with his crew chief, Greg Zipadelli. “David Pearson’s out there,” I said to Stewart. “Want to say hello?” “Give me a minute,” said Stewart. I walked back out and started talking with Moore, about whose

teams I used to write, and Pearson, the hero of my youth. Pearson looks as if he could climb right back into a stock car and run 500 miles. He seems far more robust than a man who underwent openheart surgery a few years back. He has the same barrel chest and broad shoulders he boasted when he was winning 11 races in 18 tries in 1973. After a few minutes of chitchat, though, the proud ex-champion was getting a little restless. With a small sense of urgency, I excused myself and returned to the garage stall, where Stewart had been intercepted by someone else. “Hey, Tony,” I said, “the best stock-car racer who ever lived is out there, and I don’t think I’d make him wait much longer.” Stewart looked up. “Don’t let him get away,” he said. “I’ll be right there.” Thirty seconds may have passed before Stewart strode out into the desert sunshine. “Hey,” he said, shaking Pearson’s hand, “I need you to drive my car for me at Darlington. I ain’t worth a damn at that track.” Pearson didn’t flinch. “All you got to do is drive that thing as high on the track as you can get it,” he said. “That’s what I’m doing,” Stewart said, smiling. “You ought to have driven it when it was hard,” replied Pearson, who won there a record 10 times. “It’s easy now.” By this time, a small army of photographers had descended. After a reasonable period of “photo ops” taken while they chatted, Stewart and Pearson walked over to the Joe Gibbs Racing transporter and went inside to chat a while longer. Pearson came out with an autographed photo for his grandson, aptly named David. Say what you want about Stewart, but he is nothing if not mindful of the past and respectful of its heroes. At any given time that he isn’t embroiled in high-level discussions on just how he’s going to manage to win the next race, a visit to Stewart’s transporter will find him

talking shop with a Red Farmer or a Donnie Allison. Stewart feels at home in the company of the hardscrabble men who preceded him. No one needs to remind Pearson of how great he was. He’s a proud man, but he’s not one to elaborate on his great works and deeds. Pearson grew up in a textile-mill village, and when he rose to prominence, he knew well the feeling of being looked down upon by the society folks. I wasn’t kidding when I told Stewart he was the best stock-car racer ever to strap on a helmet. That’s my opinion and it’s unlikely to change. (Reprinted from “Haul A** and Turn Left: The Wit and Wisdom of NASCAR,” by Monte Dutton (2006). Reprinted with the author’s permission.) *** To read more Monte Dutton, visit his blog at NASCAR This Week (, which features all of his reporting on racing, roots music and life on the road. (c) 2009 King Features Synd., Inc.

PHOTO: Racing legends David Pearson (left) and Tony Stewart have a lot in common, which is why they are both champions.

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