1 WAM Magazine
By: Jonathan Lew
3 Table Of Contents: Jonathan Lew 4-5.Lost Jacket 6-8.You Lost my Jacket 9-10.Don’t Look at Only What you See 11-12.Dear John 13-14.Adam 5100 15-16.How did I get my Foot here 17-19.Why is this class so boring 20-21.That Shark is swims like a machine 22-24.My parents don’t understand 25-26.Fireworks went to WAM 27-28.I am Jonathan 29-30.Sports 31-32. How did I get Here
4 The Lost Jacket One day there was a boy named James he was walking with his friend Jonathan’s jacket. He was going to the library with Jonathan, but he went ahead and left.When he got to the library he went to look for a book. when he found a book and then he left my jacket on the bookshelf he was looking at. Later while he was reading the book he forgot all about my jacket. When I came to the library I saw that James was looking at a book. I asked James for my jacket I said,” James do you have my jacket?” He said,” It's right here, wait I just had it a second ago.” I said, ”I gave you my jacket when I saw you going to the library. I thought that I could trust you but, no! James said, “I came to the library and went to get a book and then I came here to read a book.” I said, ”Well lets go and look for it.”
6 The Lost Jacket One day there was a boy named James he was walking with his friend Jonathan’s jacket. He was going to the library with Jonathan, but he went ahead and left.When he got to the library he went to look for a book. When he found a book and then he left my jacket on the bookshelf when he was looking at the book. Later while he was reading the book he forgot where he left my jacket. When I came to the library I saw that James was looking at a book in the computer lab. I asked James for my jacket I said,” James do you have my jacket?” He said,” It's right here, wait I just had it a second ago.” I said, ”I gave you my jacket when I saw you going to the library. I thought that I could trust you but, no! James said, “I came to the library and went to get a book and then I came here to read the book in here .” I said, ”Well lets go and look for it.” James said, “Ok.”
7 First we went to the computer lab and looked at all the computers and didn't find it. Next, we looked at the kids section and the tables and the meeting rooms. I then asked him again where he was when he came here, he told me the same story and then he remembered, he had got a book and went to the computer lab. We soon went there again, but it was not there. Later we asked the people that were there when he was there and they said no they had not seen it.Finally, we went to the the front desk and asked if they had it and they said they did.
9 Just because I like basketball Just because I like basketball It doesn't mean I make every shoot Doesn’t mean I never lose the ball Doesn’t mean I’m point guard Get to know me and know more Just because I like basketball It doesn't mean I make lots of trick shoot Doesn’t mean I never miss practice Doesn’t mean I win every game Don’t only look at what you see but what's inside me
11 Dear John, I have been wanting to tell you my secret for all this time. Today I want to tell you that I am a robber in training. I began taking classes since my family lost our house. I was doing this so maybe my family could have a better life. The classes are in Oakland and I have been saying to my parents that I was going out with friends. It is good that I can tell you my secret. I hope you can understand. If my parents know about this they will get mad that I even started. I need to get some money for me and my parents. If the police know about this they will break into my house and take my parents away. Soon after the will put me as a wanted person, then they will take my into jail. If the robber school gets found the people will come after me. The people there don’t mess around. Some of the people have robbed area 51 and took all their weapons. The reason that I am telling you this now is that I might not make it out of my fight to become a real robber. I might not make it out of the fight, I hope I can help my family. If I don’t make it out of the fight I would like you to tell my parents that I loved them. If I win I will win the first one thousand dollars. This money can help my family get more food. The robber camp has been very tough and has made everyone there very tough too. I hope that you can keep this secret. Thanks again
From, Josh Lew
13 Adam 5100 Adam 5100 was born and raised in Albuquerque New Mexico. His real name is Adam Feiblman. After he was raised in New Mexico he moved to San Francisco where he went to Art school. Soon he finished school he got the Yozo Hamaguchi award in painting. He has been living in San Francisco for the last 16 years. Adam 5100 is artist that uses many stencils to make 3D art. Adam was born in Albuquerque in New Mexico later he went to California College of Arts and crafts where he learned how to do graffitt.At CCAC he learned the massive amounts of art in the world. He soon wanted to make art to put in the world. He mainly focused on the places where the people didn’t like going or being near. When he wants some inspiration he goes to Oakland where all the other graffiti artist go and it is like their home to show all of their art. He is currently is represented by the Guerrero Gallery in San Francisco, CA.
15 How Did my Foot Get Here? One fine Saturday morning when I was going to the farmers market in San Mateo. We were walking around to get our vegetables and to get some fruits. While I was walkin I stepped in a venders wastebasket and my foot got stuck. I said how did my foot get here? I was just walking here and my foot got stuck. It was dusting because there was a half eaten burrito there. I tried to get the wastebasket, but it wouldn’t come off. Next my dad tried to get it off, but it wouldn’t get off. Later, my dad said to put butter to make it come off. While I took it off I stepped in another basket.
17 Why is this class so boring? This class the teacher sounds like a dead person teaching The teacher The teacher is so boring that the class is sleeping
I could even hear snoring from down the hall. The class is so boring I can’t learn at all The class is so boring I’m sleeping right now I’m sleeping, I’m sleeping, I’m sleeping right now.
Ohh the many things the teacher will say all of those words will ruin my day. The days have been counting by twos and by threes By dozens by hundreds ohh it’s something to see I’ve been counting and those days it feels like weeks or months This class is so boring and the teacher so blunt.
I can not wait until I can leave
18 The days in count This class is so boring that the homework is better than this This class is so awful it is like mushrooms It is so horrendous I feel like I am rotting faster and faster I hope I can get out now
20 The Shark The shark swam like a machine It swam as fast as the cheetah runs The shark could smell a fish 5 miles away The shark was so fast it swam as light as a feather but was as strong as a gorilla The shark found it’s prey as fast as a rocket. It lunged at the fish lightning fast. Before you could say “woah” the shark held its food so protectively like a kangaroo carrying it’s baby. As fast as it came, it vanished like the speed of light It never stops killing fish Each time it smells blood it starts to kill The only time that it doesn't want to eat is when it is asleep The shark has a hunger that can never be satisfied. His eternal greed makes him even fiercer. He can not be compared to any other. His temper and rage set him apart. But one day, there was no fish. He zigzagged through the water. And dove down until the pressure was too much. The shark swam miles and miles desperate to find even the smallest fish. But his search was in vain, for there truly were no more fish. He cried in agony for he felt something he had never felt before, something that made him feel so weak. The shark was for once, truly starving.
22 They Don’t understand Why do my parents only let me play on the computer for only one hour? What happens if I have a big project and I still want I play on the computer. They should say if I have a big project I should get two hours of computer to play and to do work. They say one time they say that how long did you play and I say 2 hours what will they say.
Jon: Hi dad. Dad: How was your day. Jon: It was was good. I finished all my projects. Dad: That’s good, how long did you go on the computer. Jon: I went on the computer for 2 hours. Dad: You were only allowed on the computer for 1 hour. Jon: I had a big project and I still wanted to play on the computer. Dad: I said you were only allowed for a hour Jon: But,But I… Dad: No buts, ands, ors… We will finish this at home. At home Jon: I was only trying to do my homework. Dad: You are not following the rules. Jon: I did because I had a project to do.
23 Dad:You are not being a good person.3 Jon: what happens if I get a good grade on the project you will give me 2 hours on the computer if I have another project. My project came back two weeks later the project came back and I got a B+ and I brought it home to my dad. I said ”I got back my project” Then he said you better have a good grade. I say I got a B+. It was the best in the whole class. He said that is pretty good OK I will give you two hours if you have a project. This is a good time that my parents get me.
25 Fireworks went WAM, and the fish went BUB. Fireworks went WAM, and the whale went BLURP. Fireworks went WAM, and the seal went BRBRBRPW. Fireworks went WAM, and the seahorse went BOB. Fireworks went WAM, and the lionfish went BLURBB. Fireworks went WAM, and the turtle went EHWRRR. Fireworks went WAM, and the clownfish went NEMO. Fireworks went WAM, and the octopus went WHOWSH. Fireworks went WAM, and the swordfish went SHROW. FIreworks went WAM, and the squid went SWIISHHH. Fireworks went WAM, and the deer went GALAP. Fireworks went WAM, and the antelope went GUHLAHP. Fireworks went WAM, and the bear went GROWHLL. Fireworks went WAM, and the lion went RAWWR. Fireworks went WAM, and the tiger went GHRRRR. Fireworks went WAM, and the squirrel went CHICKK. Fireworks went WAM, and the cow went MOOO. Fireworks went WAM, and the goat went BAHAHHHH. Fireworks went WAM, and the eagle went SCREE. Fireworks went WAM, and the hawk went SCRAWW. Fireworks went WAM, and the condor went CAWHHHH. Fireworks went WAM, and the tree went SWIISH. Fireworks went WAM, and the sea went CRASHH. Fireworks went to WAM.
27 Jonathan I am Jonathan Son of James Who needs food, basketball, school Who loves friends, family, T.V. Who sees friends, family,life everyone Who hates homework, fighting, war Who dreams of success, good grades, of a job Who has found poems of love.
31 How did I get Here Once upon a time there was a boy named John and he was taking his sheep to sell it at the farmers market for money for his family. While he was walking he saw a forest near by that he had never seen before, so he decided to walk through the forest. While he was walking through the forest out of no where a big red fox came and said, “Give me all of your sheep for my lunch or I will, eat you and your sheep.” John thought to himself if I cannot sell the sheep at the farmers market my family will not have any money to get food. John said,”If you want my sheep you will have to go through me!” They fought and fought and at the end John won and decided to take a drink from a near by river because he was tired from the fighting that he was killing the fox. While he was taking a drink he got transported to another world. The world around him was made out of ice cream and marshmallows. The water that he was drinking was a milkshake. When he got up his sheep were made out of marshmallows and the were fat. He walked through the the marshmallows road till he came to a house that was made of ice cream. It was very surprising that the sun was shining and the ice cream was not melting. This house was no ordinarily house it was made out of one big scoop of ice cream. John decided to go inside the house and see what was inside. When he went inside there were any type of candy that you could think of. In side there was a witch that looked very nice. The witch said,”Eat any candy that you want this is where you are going to stay forever.” John thought that the witch was just being nice, so John started eating all of the candy he ate and ate till he could not eat anymore. Soon after John was full the witch said to John,” Do you want to see where all of the candy is made?” John said,”OK.” The real reason that the witch was feeding him was because she wanted to cook him and then eat him. When he went inside he said,”Why is it warm in here?” She said,” It is warm in here because all of the candy that we are making is really hot.” John soon realized that she was going to cook him, so he ram away out of
32 the house and took his sheep with him. The witch got mad and grew 50 feet high. He ran and ran and soon he saw the river where he had came from. He took another drink from the river, but he didn’t get transported back so he saw a big vine that was going down to the ground and he decided to go through the and the witch couldn't get down and he sold the sheep and he lived happy ever after.
Published on Nov 25, 2013