Prescriptions for Life
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In this age of medical advances, there is really no reason for anyone to suffer even a simple headache. We have a prescription for everything. For migraines, this is standard. Take it once a day, every day, before breakfast. Get on a regimen. You’ll start feeling better after a month. Two, tops. You’ll be sharper at work and sleep better at night: you’ll be a whole new person. Sure, you may experience some side effects, altered moods, nausea, and in extremely rare cases, hair growth in the nipple area, but you’ll feel so much better you won’t even remember what a headache is. The nausea will go away when you get used to the prescription, but we’ll want to do something about the mood swings. That’s why we prescribe these together with your migraine medicine. Take them as directed: three times a day before every meal, but after you’ve had something light to eat. You might notice a slight weight gain, mostly just water retention. Increase your exercise routine and stay off carbs and fats. Don’t eat any fruit. Keep your protein intake to less than six ounces a day, and you’ll be fine. If you notice shortness of breath after simple exercise or regular exertions, take the inhaler before you take your pills, twice before lunch, and once at bedtime. Don’t take it together with the migraine medicine, though. Wait a few hours, or do a headstand – it increases the blood flow to your head. If you notice black spots in your vision, increase your dose and cut your protein intake. We have supplements that work better than food: minerals, vitamins, proteins, and anything else you need. If there’s blood in your stool, take this, too. Give it about six weeks before you decide if it’s for you, but don’t take it on an empty stomach and never together with your inhaler or your supplements. Don’t drive for two hours after ingestion, and don’t operate any heavy machinery. You’ll love it. It has a slight euphoric effect, and it’s a magnificent anti-inflammatory. Over long-term use, it has been linked to bone cancer and osteoporosis, and some patients report experiencing joint pain, but we proactively counteract that with a new drug on the market that’s a doozy. Just approved by the FDA. I had the