Whiskey River Soap Co. Holiday Mini Catalog 2020

HOLIDAY CATALOG mini

2020

Festivus

JINGLE BELLS, OUR SOAP SMELLS… GOOD. Handcrafted high on the slippery slopes of Mt. Pretentious by our team of highly-skilled artisans, no two Whiskey River Soap bars are alike.

They’re all special and unique—just like you think you are. Shouldn’t your soap be too?

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

3 ½" H × 2 ¾" W × 1" D. Sold in 4-packs.

Rum Punch

Smells like the rest of us Happy December 23rd.

Thanks for disappointing me all year. back side: D Still watches Seinfeld, too D Increases physical strength D Matches the aluminum pole

SOAP

FES-S

Fucking Christmas.

Mistletoe & Ambien

Smells like sleeping through December Wake me up on New Year’s. back side: D Helps spread cynicism D For like-minded souls D Pass me the Ambien

SOAP

FUC-S

Generic Gifts Garden Variety Mint

Smells like a re-gift Hey! This soap is totally unique and I picked it out of my own gifts just for you. back side: D Could have been worse D It was either this or toe socks D USED toe socks

SOAP

2

GEN-S

Ho Ho Hoes Peppermint Stick

Smells like someone’s been up in your chimney We’re talking about Santa, here.

Come ON. back side: D Ho D Ho D Ho SOAP

HOH-S

The Naughty Vodka Cranberry

Smells a heck of a lot more interesting than nice And you can go back to being good next year. back side: D Somebody has to do it D Holidays are a free pass D It’s go time SOAP

NAU-S

Ugly Sweaters Charlie Brown Tree

Smells like a holiday party What do they do in hot climates?

Have beer-stained undershirt parties? back side: D Pairs well with Crocs D Won’t upstage jingle bells D Bedazzles your aura

SOAP

UGL-S

CANDLES TO LIGHT UP YOUR HOLIDAY. NOW IN WINTER WHITE. Christmas Spirit Colorful candles are totally last year. If someone gives me a candle this holiday season that isn’t white, we’re gonna have a problem.

Soy wax candle.

Burn time 40 hours.

Jar size: 2 ¾" D × 3 ½" H. Sold in 4-packs.

Apple Pie Moonshine

Smells like a full bottle of something As long as it’s over 100 proof, I’ve got plenty of holiday spirit.

D Party season!

D I’ll play Santa this year D Santa likes Bourbon now CANDLE

CHR-C

Festivus Rum Punch

Smells like the rest of us Happy December 23rd.

Thanks for disappointing me all year.

D Still watches Seinfeld, too D Increases physical strength D Matches the aluminum pole CANDLE

4

FES-C

Fucking Christmas.

Ho Ho Hoes

The Naughty

Mistletoe & Ambien

Peppermint Stick

Vodka Cranberry

Smells like sleeping through December

Smells like someone’s been up in your chimney

Smells a heck of a lot more interesting than nice

Wake me up on New Year’s.

We’re talking about Santa, here. Come ON.

And you can go back to being good next year.

D Helps spread cynicism D For like-minded souls D Pass me the Ambien

D Ho D Ho D Who you callin’ ho?

D Somebody has to do it D Holidays are a free pass D It’s go time

CANDLE

FUC-C

CANDLE

HOH-C

CANDLE

NAU-C

Generic Gifts

Holiday Blues

Ugly Sweaters

Garden Variety Mint

Burnt Sugar Cookie

Charlie Brown Tree

Smells like a re-gift

Smells like you’re over it

Smells like a holiday party

Hey! This candle is totally unique and I picked it out of my own gifts just for you.

Can’t we all just take a holiday gap year?

What do they do in hot climates?

Have beer-stained undershirt parties?

D Could have been worse D It was either this or toe socks D USED toe socks

D I ran out of gift ideas D And disposable income D And cheer

D Pairs well with Crocs D Won’t upstage jingle bells D Bedazzles your aura

CANDLE

GEN-C

CANDLE

HOL-C

CANDLE

UGL-C

HO!

HO! HOE.

3 black ink pens in a full color box.

Box size: 2" W × 6 ¼" H PEN SET

HOH-P

Hey! Who you calling hoe?

WHISKEY RIVER SOAP CO. 68 West Main Street, Newark, OH 43055 USA Phone: (740) 973-9817 Fax: (877) 515-4424 E-mail: sales@whiskeyriversoap.com Web: www.whiskeyriversoap.com

date: PO#: new account ❏ reorder ❏ credit card ❏ NET 30 ❏ check ❏

buyer: sales rep: ship date: ship via: UPS Ground ❏ other:

bill to: address: city: state: EIN:

ship to: address: city: state: phone:

zip:

PRODUCT

SKU

card number: cardholder name: exp:

cvv:

card type:

buyer’s signature:

Minimum opening order $150. Minimum reorder $100.

Please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery.

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UNITS

CASE

HOLIDAY SOAP

QTY

PRODUCT

SKU

EACH

UNITS

CASE

6.00 6.00

4 4

$

6.00 6.00 $ 00 6. $ 00 6. $ 00 6. $ 00 6.

4 4 4 4 4 4

$

HOLIDAY CANDLES 4.50 4.50

4 4

$

4.50 4.50 $ 50 4. $ 50 4.

4 4 4 4

$

3.50

4

$

SOAP FOR FESTIVUS SOAP FOR FUCKING CHRISTMAS

FES-S FUC-S

$

SOAP FOR GENERIC GIFTS SOAP FOR HO HO HOES SOAP FOR THE NAUGHTY SOAP FOR UGLY SWEATERS

GEN-S HOH-S NAU-S UGL-S

$

HOH-P

$

$

$

18.00 18.00

CANDLE FOR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT CANDLE FOR FESTIVUS

CHR-C FES-C

$

18.00 18.00 $ 18.00 $ 18.00

CANDLE FOR FUCKING CHRISTMAS CANDLE FOR GENERIC GIFTS CANDLE FOR HO HO HOES CANDLE FOR HOLIDAY BLUES CANDLE FOR THE NAUGHTY CANDLE FOR UGLY SWEATERS

FUC-C GEN-C HOH-C HOL-C NAU-C UGL-C

$

$

$

HOLIDAY PEN SETS HO HO HOE PEN SET

e-mail:

$

$

$

24.00 24.00

24.00 24.00 $ 24.00 $ 24.00 $ 24.00 $ 24.00 $

14.00

TERMS: NEW ACCOUNTS: Prepaid via check, money order, cash, or credit card. Please attach a credit sheet for future Net 30 terms. ESTABLISHED ACCOUNTS: Net 30.

TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF CREDIT: All orders must be paid no later than 30 days from the date shipped. A credit limit will be placed on your account. If your account exceeds this limit, prepayment may be required. Customer shall pay Whiskey River Soap Co. all costs, expenses, legal and collection fees as incurred in enforcing the terms andconditions as allowed by law.

PAYMENT: Company check, money order, cash, credit card, PayPal, Apple Pay, or ACH banktransfers.

SHIPPING: Orders shipped via UPS within the continental USA or via Priority Mail elsewhere, unless otherwise specified. Freight charges will be determined at time of shipping and will be added to each invoice. All domestic freight charges are capped at 15% of the wholesale order total. All shipments will be charged the actual freight cost of the order(s). Rates and service subject to change at any time at the sole discretion of Whiskey River Soap Co.

CLAIMS: Any claims for damaged or mis-shipped items must be made within 7 days of receipt of merchandise by notifying your sales rep. Claims must be supported with pictures of product, tracking number, and outer carton.

RETURNS: Returns are not accepted for any merchandise unless items are damaged or mis-shipped. For damaged or mis-shipped items, a return authorization number is required and must appear on all related correspondence. All returned merchandise must be received within 30 days of receipt of merchandise and be in 100% resalable condition for credit. A 25% restocking fee will be deducted for items received in poor condition and/or received beyond the 30-day return window. Return freight is the responsibility of the customer and must be prepaid by the customer. Please call (740) 973-9817 for authorization and additional instructions.

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Happy Holidays!