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Twisted Wares ™ * 2018 Summer Catalog


Nice Flour Sack

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Naughty Flour Sack

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Terry Cloth

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Aprons

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Potholders

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Cocktail Napkins

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Bitch Bags

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Twisted Tags

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Banners

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Pillows

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Holiday

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Displays & Accessories

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Terms & Conditions

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HOME OF THE ONE & ONLY, REVOLUTIONARY, SUPER-FUNCTIONAL HANG TIGHT TOWEL®! No More Falling or Crooked Towels! NO BUTTONS, SNAPS, VELCRO, or MAGNETS! Hang them over anything you want to secure them to, and they will HANG TIGHT! You not only have a towel that stays in place, but one that looks amazing in your home! ALL of Twisted Wares™ towels ARE HANG TIGHT TOWELS®!! Minimum initial order is $200 Re-order minimum is $140 Order Now! E-mail: Wholesale@TwistedWares.com Phone: 888.894.2501

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TWISTED WARES™ FLOUR SACK HANG TIGHT® TOWEL

“WHY FLOUR SACK?” There was a time when dry goods, like flour and rice, were sold almost exclusively in sturdy, tightly woven cotton sacks. When the sack was emptied it would often be laundered, bleached, cut & hemmed. They were used as dish towels, polishing cloths, sheets, pillowcases & diapers. The 100% cotton, lint free soft texture of the fabric made them ideal for drying china & crystal.

Super absorbent & dry quickly Lint-free Large 26” Square Hemmed on all four sides Screen-printed with AZO free dyes We use the finest materials and printing techniques and combine them with bold messages. The result is a unique product for your home that you will want to keep or give as presents to family & friends! Wholesale Price $6.00 each Case Pack – 6

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Nice Flour Sack: A To Z


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NICE FLOUR SACK : A to Z

NICE FLOUR SACK : A to Z

Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That

Bye Felicia

Caffeine Saves

116004

116040

Call Your Mom

Cluster Fork

Graters Gonna Grate

114024

115004

115052

114009

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Nice Flour Sack: A To Z


NICE FLOUR SACK : A to Z

NEW

Have You Lost Weight?

Here Drinky Drinky

118015

117014

NICE FLOUR SACK : A to Z

Guess What?! Chicken Butt

NEW

116052

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Homo Sweet Homo 117002

I Have Mixed Drinks About Feelings 115001

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I Like Big Butts 115055

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NICE FLOUR SACK : A to Z * BEST SELLER

NICE FLOUR SACK : A to Z

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I Love Jesus… But I Cuss a Little

I Love Jesus… But I Drink a Little

I Love You Because We Hate the Same Things

115049

114033

117015

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I Love You More Than Biscuits and Gravy 114019

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It’s All Good in the Trailer It’s All Good in the Trailer Hood - Aqua Hood - Red 115011

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Nice Flour Sack: A To Z


NICE FLOUR SACK : A to Z * BEST SELLER

116009

Oh, Look! It’s Wine O’Clock

115062

Oh Snap (Pea) 116002

115050

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Praise the Lard

NICE FLOUR SACK : A to Z

Live Every Day Like It’s Taco Tuesday

Screw It 115008

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Shut Up Liver You’re Fine 117007

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NICE FLOUR SACK : A to Z

NICE FLOUR SACK : A to Z

Sip Happens, Wine a Lot 116019

Sisters Before Misters 116038

Sometimes When I Open My Mouth My Mom Comes Out 117004

NEW

Suburban Gangster 117011

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That’s What She Said

Their There They’re

117019

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Nice Flour Sack: A To Z


NICE FLOUR SACK : A to Z

NEW

115034

NICE FLOUR SACK : A to Z

Welcome to the Gayest Place in Town

This is How I Roll

Whip It, Whip It Good 115015

117020

NEW

You Are Sweeter Than Bee Vomit

You Have Cat to Be Kitten Me Right Meow

116037

114008

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You’re Lookin Sharp 117021

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Naughty Flour Sack: A To Z


NAUGHTY FLOUR SACK : A to Z

NEW

NEW

Ask Me About My Cat

Cocky

117001

118005

117013

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NAUGHTY FLOUR SACK : A to Z

Adulting is Bullshit

* BEST SELLER

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Don’t Worry Dishes, Nobody’s Doing Me Either

Drink Up Bitches 115048

Fresh Out of Fucks 118004

115064

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NAUGHTY FLOUR SACK : A to Z

NAUGHTY FLOUR SACK : A to Z

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Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck

Fukitol RX

Good in Bed

114003

116046

116024

Here’s the Thing You’re Fucking Fabulous

I Need a Cocktail Hold the Tail

I Rub My Own Meat

117012

116006

116013

Naughty Flour Sack: A To Z


NAUGHTY FLOUR SACK : A to Z * BEST SELLER

116001

NAUGHTY FLOUR SACK : A to Z

I’d Hit That!

I’m Afraid if I Give I’ll Have a Vodka Xanax Up Wine, I’ll Have to Replace On the Rocks It with Murder 116042

NEW

115033

NEW

I’m No Hooker, But a Meal is a Meal 117016

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NAUGHTY FLOUR SACK : A to Z

NAUGHTY FLOUR SACK : A to Z

NEW

Master Baker 116045

My Swear Jar Could Fund the Fucking Space Program

Paper Towels Are White Trash

117018

115028

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Rock Out with Your Crock Out 116012

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Single AF 117006

Spooning Leads to Forking 114028

Naughty Flour Sack: A To Z


NAUGHTY FLOUR SACK : A to Z * BEST SELLER NEW

Welcome to the Shitshow

When in Doubt Pull It Out

Working Harder Than a One-Armed Stripper

117009

117005

116007

118002

NAUGHTY FLOUR SACK : A to Z

The Last Woman I Was In

NEW

WTF 115002

You Can’t Say Happiness Without Saying Penis

You Seriously Kick (Ass)

You’re So Awesome You Must Shit Rainbows

116043

118001

116022

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Terry Cloth Hang Tight TowelsÂŽ: A to Z


Made with 100% Cotton Super Absorbent & Screen-Printed with Water-Based Inks 17” x 22” Perfect Size for: Bath Bar or Kitchen Wholesale Price $5.00 each Case Pack – 4

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Terry Cloth Hang Tight Towels®: A TO Z

Terry Cloth Hang Tight Towels ® : A TO Z

NEW

NEW

A Fart Is a Wish Your Butt Makes

Boobs 117512

118513

Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck

Have You Lost Weight?

117509

118515

Let’s Get Drunk… ish

Oh, Look! It’s Wine O’Clock

117507

117506

NEW

I’m Afraid if I Give Up Wine, I’ll Have to Replace It with Murder

If You’re Happy and You Know It, It’s Your Meds

117505

118514

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Terry Cloth Hang Tight Towels®: A to Z


Terry Cloth Hang Tight Towels®: A TO Z * BEST SELLER

* BEST SELLER

NEW

117511

Please Don’t Steal the Prescription Drugs 117504

* BEST SELLER

Please No Selfies in the Bathroom

Please Seat Yourself Thank You

117503

118516

Screw It

Welcome to the Shitshow

Terry Cloth Hang Tight Towels ® : A TO Z

Penises

* BEST SELLER

Please Text If You Run Out of TP

Please Wash Your Hands. No, Seriously!

#IKnowYoureOnYourPhone

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Aprons: A to Z


FULL APRON Criss Cross Back Large Pocket for Convenient Storage Handy Loop for Towel 100% Heavy Cotton 36” L x 26” W With adjustable straps approx. 60” long (tie in front or back) Wholesale Price $12.00 each Case Pack – 2

HALF APRON Large Pocket for Convenient Storage Handy Loop for Towel 100% ORGANIC Cotton 28” L x 31.5” W With adjustable straps approx. 43” long (tie in front or back) Wholesale Price $12.00 each Case Pack – 2

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FULL APRONS : A to Z

FULL APRONS : A to Z

* BEST SELLER

Cluster Fork

Drink Up Bitches

415004

415048

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Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck

I Like Big Butts

414003

415055

Aprons: A to Z


FULL APRONS : A to Z * BEST SELLER

Master Baker

416013

416045

Ringmaster of the Shitshow

Screw It

418001

415008

FULL APRONS : A to Z

I Rub My Own Meat

NEW

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FULL APRONS : A to Z

FULL APRONS : A to Z

Surprise I’m Drunk

This is How I Roll

416023

415034

This Man Can Cook 414015

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Aprons: A to Z


ORGANIC HALF APRONS : A to Z

NEW

NEW

APRONS ORGANIC HALF APRONS : A to Z

HBIC (Head Bitch in Charge)

Dainty as Fuck 417301

417302

NEW

Saucy 417303

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Potholders: A to Z


Pocket design provides a secure grip. (Also perfect for placing a Hang Tight Towel® for gifting) Made with Durable 100% Cotton Canvas & Thick Batting Interior for Superior Heat Resistance Loop for Hanging Machine-Washable 9” Square

Wholesale Price $5.50 each Case Pack - 2

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POTHOLDERS : A to Z

POTHOLDERS : A to Z

Adulting Is Bullshit

Ballin’ On a Budget

417507

417502

NEW

Check Yo Self Before You Wreck Yo Self

Dainty as Fuck 417509

418504

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Potholders: A to Z


POTHOLDERS : A to Z

Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck

417510

417511

POTHOLDERS : A to Z

Fancy Motherfucker

NEW

Good in Bed 418503

Handmade By: Inmate #B-33920 417501

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POTHOLDERS : A to Z

POTHOLDERS : A to Z

* BEST SELLER

NEW

I Like Big Butts

I Rub My Own Meat

417506

418502

* BEST SELLER

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I’m a Little Jelly

Pot Holder

417504

417505

Potholders: A to Z


POTHOLDERS : A to Z

* BEST SELLER

417508

When in Doubt Pull It Out

POTHOLDERS : A to Z

Welcome to the Shitshow

* BEST SELLER

417512

NEW

You Seriously Kick (Ass)

You’re the Juan for Me

418501

417503

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Cocktail Napkins: A to Z


COCKTAIL NAPKINS FOR ANY OCCASION! Approx. 5” x 5” 3-ply 20 per pack Wholesale Price $2.50 each Case Pack – 12 (Don’t forget to check out the available displays!)

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COCKTAIL NAPKINS : A to Z * BEST SELLER

* BEST SELLER

COCKTAIL NAPKINS : A to Z

NEW

Blink If You Want Wine

Drink Up Bitches

Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck

815048

814003

818007

NEW

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NEW

Fukitol RX

Group Therapy

Happy Glamper

816046

817012

817013

Cocktail Napkins: A to Z


COCKTAIL NAPKINS : A to Z

NEW

I Like Big Butts

817014

815055

COCKTAIL NAPKINS : A to Z

Here Drinky Drinky

I Love Jesus… But I Drink a Little 814033

I Need a Cocktail Hold the Tail

I Rub My Own Meat 816013

816006

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I Think You’re Great - and I’m Just a Napkin. 816051

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COCKTAIL NAPKINS : A to Z * BEST SELLER

NEW

COCKTAIL NAPKINS : A to Z

I’m Afraid if I Give Up Wine, I’ll Have to Replace It with Murder

NEW

Kick Today in the Dick 817015

Let’s Drink and Talk About Celebrities We’d Have Sex With 817016

815033

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Let’s Get Drunk… ish 817010

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Let’s Get Ready to Stumble Shut Up Liver You’re Fine 815016

817007

Cocktail Napkins: A to Z


COCKTAIL NAPKINS : A to Z

NEW

NEW

Surprise I’m Drunk

818008

816023

COCKTAIL NAPKINS : A to Z

Sip Sip Hooray

There is No Angry Way to Say Bubbles 817017

Welcome to the Shitshow 817005

You Can’t Say Happiness Without Saying Penis 816043

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Bitch Bags: A to Z


THESE HANDY BITCH BAGS ARE SO USEFUL! Measures approx. 10.5” x 7.5” with gusseted bottom Fully Vinyl-Lined (because sometimes things get messy) Zipper Enclosure Wholesale Price $7.00 Case Pack - 4

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BITCH BAGS : A to Z

BITCH BAGS : A to Z

NEW

NEW

Absofuckinlutely

Adios Bitchachos

Bad & Boujee

516048

517009

518001

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Bitches Get Shit Done

Dainty as Fuck

Easy (Tiger)

516034

516029

517010

Bitch Bags: A to Z


BITCH BAGS : A to Z

* BEST SELLER

514003

Get Thy Shit Together 516026

NEW

Happy Glamper 517011

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Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck

NEW

HBIC (Head Bitch in Charge)

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BITCH BAGS : A to Z

BITCH BAGS : A to Z

* BEST SELLER

I Like My Mascara as Black as My Soul

I’m a Grown Ass Woman I Do What I Want!

516054

516031

NEW

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Kinda Classy Kinda Hood

Lucky Super Lucky

517012

517008

Bitch Bags: A to Z


BITCH BAGS : A to Z

Queen of Damn Near Everything

516049

516055

BITCH BAGS : A to Z

Once a Badass, Always a Badass!

NEW

Sarcasm: My Second Favorite Asm

War Paint 516027

518002

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Twisted Tags: A to Z


TWISTED TAGS ARE PERFECT FOR: Wine Tags Gift Tags Bookmarks or Just to Have! Wholesale Price $2.00 each Case Pack – 8 (Don’t forget to check out the available display!)

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TWISTED TAGS : A to Z * BEST SELLER

NEW

NEW

TWISTED TAGS : A to Z

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1 st

Place Porn Watchers Association of America Most Downloads

Bride AF 618519

F Bomb Happy 29th Birthday, From: Dropper Champion Your 110 lb. Friend 617502

617514

617504

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HBIC (Head Bitch in Charge) 617516

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Holy Shit Balls 618517

Kick Today in the Dick 617511

MILF - Making It Look Fabulous 617503

Twisted Tags: A to Z


TWISTED TAGS : A to Z * BEST SELLER

NEW

SLUT- Sips Liquor Until Tipsy

Stud Best in Show

618518

617505

617512

Tiny Human Maker Participation Award

TWISTED TAGS : A to Z

Shitshow Ringmaster

617515

TWAT - Tactical WineAcquisition Team

Wine Bottle Recyclers Club Most Generous Donor

617507

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Yay! 617501

617508

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Zero Fucks Given Council Charter Member 617510

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d e t s i Tw s e r a W

Sometimes you just have to put it on a sign and hang it up! Measures Approx. 11” x 13” Made of Heavy Canvas Ready to Hang

Wholesale Price $6.00 each Case Pack – 2

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Banners: A to Z


BANNERS : A to Z

Bitches Get Shit Done

614029

616034

BANNERS : A to Z

Be Nice or Leave

* BEST SELLER

It’s All Good in the Trailer Hood - Red

Welcome to the Shitshow

615006

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Pillows


PILLOWS

14” Square Natural Cotton With Hidden Zipper Insert Included Wholesale Price $12.00 each Case Pack – 2

Pillows

We Had Sex Here 314001

14” Square Natural Cotton With Hidden Zipper Insert Included Wholesale Price $12.00 each Case Pack – 2

And Here 314002

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HOLIDAY

HOLIDAY

I Put Out for Santa

When I Think of You I Touch My Elf

414101

415102

Where My Hos At? 414102

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Holiday


HOLIDAY

NEW

Happy Alcoholidays 817101

Jingle Till You Tinkle 818101

HOLIDAY

He Sees You When You’re Drinking 815112

NEW

When I Think of You I Touch My Elf

Where My Hos At? 814102

818102

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HOLIDAY

Happy Alcoholidays HOLIDAY

117101

He Sees You When You’re Drinking

I Put Out for Santa 114101

115112

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Jingle Till You Tinkle

Tis the Season

118101

116102

When I Think of You I Touch My Elf 115102

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Holiday


HOLIDAY

Where My Hos At? 114102

HOLIDAY

Your Lack of Holiday Spirit is Disturbing 117102

Trick or Fuckin Treat

Witches Be Trippin

116104

116105

Witch Betta Have My Money 115101

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Floor Standing Display Unit SKU: 916098 23”W x 12”D x 72”H Holds: 14 different styles of Flour Sack Hang Tight Towels® OR any variation of hangable products. Comes With: (18) 6” black peg hooks & reusable branded towel hangers.

Display Cost $144 With purchase of $500 or more of product, you’ll receive a FREE dozen of our best-selling Flour Sack Towels; a $144 retail value. (14 case packs of Flour Sack Towels = $504)

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DISPLAYS

Countertop Twisted Tag Display

Branded Hanger

SKU: 917021 12”W x 12”D x 34”H

SKU: 916096

Holds: 12 different styles.

$4.50 per 24-pack

Display Cost: $80 With purchase of 12 case packs, you’ll receive 3 case packs FREE; a $96 retail value.

Restricted Twisted Sign SKU: 917017 FREE

Rotating Floor Napkin Display

Countertop Napkin Display

DISPLAYS

(12 case packs = $192)

SKU: 917019

SKU: 917018

16”W x 16”D x 69”H Holds: 24 different styles. Display Cost: $120 With purchase of 22 case 17.5”W x 16.5”D x 14.5”H packs, you’ll receive 2 Holds: 9 different styles. case packs FREE; a $120 Display Cost: $50 retail value. (22 case packs = $660)

With purchase of 8 case packs, you’ll receive the 9th case pack FREE; a $60 retail value. (8 case packs = $240)

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TERMS & CONDITIONS Minimums $200 minimum for initial wholesale orders. $140 minimum on reorders. $30 charge for all orders below minimum. Products must be ordered in inner-pack quantities. All orders subject to acceptance by Twisted Wares™. All prices are subject to change without notice. We require all wholesale customers to submit a Tax Exempt number (and may be required to provide a copy of a valid state tax ID upon request), as well as a signed MAP Agreement. Prices Prices listed in our printed catalogs are wholesale and are subject to change without notice. All prices are in US dollars. Freight costs are the responsibility of the customer. Delivery Orders ship via ground service from Mt. Lake Park, MD. Backorders will always ship free. Orders are shipped within 2-3 working days of their receipt for in-stock products. Payment Terms Visa, MasterCard, AmEx, or Discover. Your credit card will be charged only when the items are shipped. Returned checks are assessed a $25 service charge. If an account is forwarded to a collection agency, all additional legal and/or collection fees incurred will be the responsibility of the customer. Cancellations Orders canceled after shipment are subject to freight fees.

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TERMS & CONDITIONS continued Collection Legal actions may be filed with Texas courts using Texas laws to effect collection of past-due balances. Accounts turned over to collection are subject to a $75 reinstatement fee. Returns Twisted Wares™ accepts authorized returns only. No return of merchandise will be accepted and no credits issued without Twisted Wares™ previous consent. Twisted Wares™ must be notified within 10 days of receipt of any incorrectly shipped orders or defective goods. A 15% restocking fee will be charged for returned merchandise. Claims Any damage or shortage claims must be received no later than 10 days from receipt of order. Any damages will be promptly replaced or credited to your account. No damage claims will be honored after 10 days. Notice of loss or damage must be given to the carrier immediately. All packing materials and receiving paperwork should be retained for carrier inspection. Online / Event / Non Brick & Mortar Storefront Restrictions Selling our products Online and/or at Non-Brick & Mortar locations (including vendor malls) has restrictions and may include order minimums. If you want to sell our products in these venues, please contact our Headquarters via email at Office@TwistedWares.com. Twisted Wares™ may not be sold, advertised, or distributed via Amazon or EBay, unless specific permission is granted in writing. MAP Agreement required. Acceptance Of Terms & Conditions Placement of order will confirm acceptance of the above terms and conditions.

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OUR STORY Missy, a mother of three boys, had just cleaned the kitchen for the twenty-seventh time that week. As if on cue, her youngest ran in and pulled down the towel she had just hung over the oven handle to dry. Missy knew she could not be the only person who found this frustrating. In her previous life, Missy was a realtor in Seattle. Then the recession of 2008 hit. Her husband lost his job, they lost their own house, and were forced to relocate to Texas with their three young sons. Suddenly, Missy was a stay at home mom, who felt like her life was completely out of her control. And her son constantly pulling down the towel was just the push she needed to take back her power AND create a product that she knew would resonate with people everywhere. “If I couldn’t control my life in the moment, I was damn well going to control the towel,” she says. And Twisted Wares™ was born. The Hang Tight Towel® loop design allows for your towel to be used as you would any towel, and it will stay put when you want it to without buttons, Velcro, or snaps. Twisted Wares™ is delighted to bring you inspired, laugh-out-loud, high-quality, and functional products for you to enjoy every day.

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