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Birthday — 04 Belated Birthday — 35 Congratulations — 36 Thank You — 36 Love & Friendship — 38 Get Well — 40 Anniversar y — 41 Wedding — 43 Engagement — 44 New Home — 44 Bridal Shower — 44 Baby Shower — 44 New Baby — 44 Graduation — 46 Retirement — 46 Sympathy — 47 Pet Sympathy — 48 Blank — 49 Displays — 51 Signage — 55

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Want to complain about getting older? I’m all ears. Happy Birthday

It’s your birthday...Break out the bubbly!

“Age before beauty”? Why not both? Happy Birthday

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Birthday To-Do List, 1. Rest 2. Relax 3. Repeat

Hot dog! Another birthday.

If you’re looking for your long-lost youth, you’re going to have to dig a little deeper than that. Happy Birthday

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Happy you’re part of my pack. Have a Great Birthday

Birthdays blow.

Birthdays are fun... It’s the day after that hurts!

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I’m just here for the cake! Have a Happy Birthday

It’s not easy looking fabulous, but you do it so well. Happy Birthday

Mirror, mirror, on the wall...who’s the cutest of them all? inside:

(It’s you, of course.) Happy Birthday

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Find your happy place today... wherever that may be. Happy Birthday

Thought you’d like a birthday greeting...

My back may go out more than I do, but my hands can still party! Have a Great Birthday

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...straight from the horse’s mouth! Happy Birthday

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Birthdays: the more the meowier.

You deserve the royal treatment! Happy Birthday

It’s your birthday... It’s ok to get a little carried away! Happy Birthday

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I see old people.

Heads up! Here comes another birthday.

Every dog has its day. Today’s yours! Happy Birthday

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Jump for joy! (If you still can, at your age!) Happy Birthday

Go girl... it’s ya birthday.

Another birthday? How cute!

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That’s it. Just wanted you to know, I know. Happy Birthday

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May ale your wishes come true. Happy Birthday

Damn, you look good! inside: Figured you’d be fishing for compliments today. Happy Birthday

I’m with you ‘til we’re tucking our titties into our track pants! Happy Birthday

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Hallelujah! We made it through another year. Happy Birthday

Another year conquered! Happy Birthday

What’s a birthday without a little “treat yourself”?!

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Get a little crazy, make a little noise, have a lot of fun! Happy Birthday

Rise and shine... It’s birthday time!

Sure, that’s your real age... Happy Birthday

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Hope it’s a kick back, relax, “life’s good” kind of day! Happy Birthday

This calls for a glazed, double-frosted, extra sprinkles kind of celebration! Happy Birthday

Break out the bubbly! It’s your birthday!

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Another year of you means a brighter, more colorful world! Happy Birthday

It’s going to be a great day... I can feel it! Happy Birthday

Hope you find your happy place today. Happy Birthday

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Does this hat make me look ready to party? Happy Birthday

Have a bright, sunshiny day! Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday, hipster! (No, not the bearded, flannel-wearing kind...the hip-breaking kind.)

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Time to blast into another year! Happy Birthday

We wanted to be adults so bad... now look at us. Just look. Happy Birthday

Let’s get this show on the road... Time to celebrate you! Happy Birthday

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FROM BOTH

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What do you mean we only get to celebrate your birthday once a year?!

And your parents thought it was just a phase! Happy Birthday

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774 - 00439 - 000 You’re at that perfect age... Old enough to know better, but still young enough to do it anyway!

774 - 00471 - 000 Don’t count the days... Just make sure the days count! Happy Birthday

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The higher the velocity, the fewer the wrinkles! Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday from one hot broad to another!

The older you get, the more you like to do things just because you can! Happy Birthday

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As you get older, you have to deal with a lot of crap! Happy Birthday

We’re trying to figure out how old you’d be in dog years. Happy Birthday

774 - 00608 - 000 This is what using protection means once you’ve reached our age! Happy Birthday

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774 - 00667 - 000 Drinks are on me! Let’s celebrate your birthday.

774 - 00669 - 000 Don’t think of it as getting older. Think of it as approaching the back nine! Happy Birthday

774 - 00709 - 000 Attitude is everything! Happy Birthday

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The older you get, the harder it is to clean the mirrors on the ceiling! Happy Birthday

When you wake up in the morning after your birthday, and the pig is lookin’ at you like this, don't ask what happened!

Sometimes it just feels good to be surrounded by things older than you. Happy Birthday

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774 - 00816 - 000 Getting older means that things you don't want to stick out do, and things that you do, don’t! Happy Birthday

774 - 00836 - 000 Looks like someone’s been taking her calcium supplements! Happy Birthday

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We’re not old, we're just old friends! Happy Birthday

Getting old ain’t for weaklings! Happy Birthday

I’ve hired you a pole dancer for your birthday.

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774 - 00904 - 000 Look at you... Lord knows it isn’t easy keeping things up at your age! Happy Birthday

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At your age, it's important to take in a lot of fluids. Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to a man of many talents!

Happy Birthday to a lady of exquisite taste and refinement!

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Great minds clink alike! Happy Birthday

Put on your prettiest party dress and have the happiest birthday ever.

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774 - 00978 - 000 Let's not call it memory loss. Let's just say our thinking caps are on a little too tight! Happy Birthday

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774 - 00987 - 000 You gotta have the drive. You gotta have the swing. inside: You gotta have the balls! Happy Birthday


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Another year older, and still one happy camper!

There's only one way to handle getting older... by getting drunker! Happy Birthday

B I RT H D AY S !

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774 - 01011 - 000 Friends don't let friends celebrate birthdays alone. Happy Birthday

We’re not getting older.

774 - 01020 - 000 We’re not getting older. inside: We’re getting bolder! Happy Birthday

774 - 01066 - 000 Just a little note to wish you a Happy Birthday!

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774 - 01078 - 000 I can't hear 'em, but I'm pretty sure they're fighting over me. inside: You're never too old to dream! Happy Birthday

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774 - 01084 - 000 Just thought you might like a birthday card with a little licker in it!

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Prunes, Bran Muffins, Flaxseeds inside: Celebrate your birthday doing whatever moves you!

Remember when our birthdays couldn't arrive quickly enough?

May you never be too old to maneuver your balls... inside: ...or to cause a racket! Happy Birthday

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Is that yours or mine? Why yes, I’d love some wine! inside: At our age, we don’t need a reason to celebrate. Happy Birthday

774 - 01132 - 000 Yell at the candles all you want… It won’t change your age! Happy Birthday

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774 - 01136 - 000 The older we get, the longer we’ve been friends! Happy Birthday

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774 - 01139 - 000 A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age. - Unknown inside: Happy Birthday


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You still know how to get the girls all hot! inside: Happy Birthday

I have a black lace thong on today. I know, but you're supposed to wear it under your pants. inside: May you never lose your sex appeal! Happy Birthday

The bad news is your show girl days are over. inside: The good news is your party girl days aren't! Happy Birthday

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Here's to maturity and collecting Social Security! Happy Birthday

Another year older, another year more you!

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest. - Unknown inside: Happy Birthday

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The older you grow, the more you glow! Happy Birthday

Men only have two emotions inside: Hungry and horny. So make him a sandwich!

774 - 01172 - 000 Exercise often, eat well... inside: Then go out and party like hell! Happy Birthday

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Have a double-decker, diet-wrecker, what-the-hecker birthday!

Let’s not say you’re getting older. Let’s just say it’s not your first rodeo! Happy Birthday

Squishing you a Happy Birthday!

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Don’t worry about your age. Things worthwhile take time!

Wishing you a romp-and-play kinda day! Happy Birthday

What’s a birthday without a little thong and dance? inside: May all your birthday dreams rise to the occasion!

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You take the waiter. I’ll take the busboy. inside: Happy Birthday from one cougar to another.

A friend is someone who knows all about you, and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard inside: Happy Birthday

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You get a little older and your face wobbles, your knees wobble, EVERYTHING wobbles!

It's your birthday and you know what that means...hangin' out all day with family and friends!

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We've shared a lot of smiles and styles! Happy Birthday

At your age you should maintain your upper body strength... inside: ...or lower your expectations! Happy Birthday

Can you explain to me how this texting thing works? inside: Happy Birthday to a creature of habit!

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You make recycling fashionable! Happy Birthday

To have a friend and be a friend is what makes life worthwhile. - Unknown inside: Happy Birthday

It’s your birthday. Go wireless!

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They say the older you get, the more naps you need. inside: Happy Birthday to the poster boy for that theory!

No doubt you’ll look distinguished as your candles are extinguished! Happy Birthday

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774 - 01220 - 000 I’m just praying that this is going to be your best ever birthday!

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774 - 01227 - 000 Hope your celebration hits all the right notes! Happy Birthday

774 - 01231 - 000 Never feel guilty about anything you do on your birthday!

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When it comes to celebrating your birthday, there's no such thing as overdoing a theme!

Well-bred, well-mannered, well-behaved. One out of three ain't bad! Happy Birthday

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The birthday celebration never ends as long as you're surrounded by friends! Happy Birthday

They say wisdom comes with age. inside: Happy Birthday, Genius!

You would have loved the gift I didn't bother getting you. - Anonymous inside: Happy Birthday

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Who cares if we wiggle and jiggle... inside: As long as we still can giggle! Happy Birthday

Every year at least one of your hooters tilts a little more! Happy Birthday

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Just because you’re wearing cat eyes... inside: doesn’t mean you’re not aging in dog years! Happy Birthday

Age hasn’t changed you. You always were a little cocky! Happy Birthday

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I’m doing my best to keep Father Time outside the gate! Happy Birthday

Here’s to looking spiffy... inside: And leaving your true age iffy! Happy Birthday

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The best things in life aren’t things... they’re your friends. - Unknown inside: Happy Birthday

I still have a full deck. I just shuffle slower now. - Unknown inside: Happy Birthday

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We come from the earth, we return to the earth, and in between, we garden! - Unknown inside: Happy Birthday

Another year older and still looking ducky!

It's always nice having friends to age with! Happy Birthday

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The older you get, the scarier you look!

Another year up in smoke! inside: Happy Birthday, Dudette!

Indulge yourself on your birthday!

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You know what they say about a man with big hands? inside: They can hold more presents! Happy Birthday

The older you get, the more gas you're likely to pass!

Don't worry about another birthday. You're not overripe just yet!

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It's your birthday... Put on a happy face!

What good is aging if you can’t be eccentric?! Happy Birthday

Wishing you piles of smiles for your birthday!

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May this birthday land gently upon your face!

Some people say it with flowers, I say it with a field of flowers! Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to a rare bird!

We are always the same age inside. – Gertrude Stein

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774 - 01307 - 000 It’s exciting to grow something... inside: ...besides older! Happy Birthday

774 - 01310 - 000 We are always the same age inside. - Gertrude Stein inside: Happy Birthday

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You’ll never feel testy when celebrating with your besty! Happy Birthday

When it comes to celebrating your birthday, everyone is crossing the road!

It's a perfect day to be led astray! Happy Birthday from all of us.

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774 - 01320 - 000 Another year and still afloat! Happy Birthday

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It's time to base all of your fashion selections on what doesn't itch! Happy Birthday

You're a year older. You're in good company! Happy Birthday

You may be getting older, but you still have a classy chassis!

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Age is like a pig... Cute until it gets big! Happy Birthday

Another year and you're still fetching as ever! Happy Birthday

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When you wake up the morning after your birthday lookin' like this, just be glad you woke up! Happy Birthday

We’ll never be that limber again...but we may get another shot at wearing diapers!

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Why is it the older we get, the more babylike we look? Happy Birthday

Another year down the hatch! Happy Birthday

The older you get, the better a quiet evening at home sounds. Happy Birthday

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Getting cuter with age is all the rage! Happy Birthday to a real trendsetter.

The world is a brighter, more beautiful place because of you. Happy Birthday

Enjoy your day to the fullest! Happy Birthday

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You add style to everything you do! Happy Birthday

Every year it gets harder and harder to hold in your stomach! Happy Birthday

It’s your birthday. Party so you wake up looking like this!

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The fun never ends when you party with friends! Wishing you a wild and wonderful birthday.

This year puts you another year closer to becoming someone’s forefather! Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to someone who always has the largest instrument...and knows how to use it!

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I’m so happy it’s your birthday, I pooped myself! Happy Birthday

It’s Your Birthday! inside: Be prepared for a great time!

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774 - 01362 - 000 The birthday adventure begins! Happy Birthday

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Wrinkles are extra scary in 3-D! Happy Birthday

Make birthdays great again! Lie about your age. Happy Birthday

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Have your selfie a great birthday!

Happy Birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You look like a monkey. You smell like one too! Happy Birthday

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Who needs those pricey day spas? Have a Pampered Birthday

You seriously expect me to drop everything just because it’s your birthday? inside: Ok!

Hope your birthday works out better than you! Happy Birthday

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It’s just another birthday... inside: You’re not washed up yet. Have a Happy Day

Don’t act surprised. inside: You’re old. Happy Birthday

It hurts my head just thinking about how old you are. inside: Just kitten-ing! Happy Birthday

774 - 01371 - 000 If this card makes you smile... inside: I’ll know the botox has worn off. Happy Birthday

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I’m doin’ it! I’m pole dancing! inside: It’s never too late to find your freak! Happy Birthday

We’ll always be friends... even when you’re old and weird. inside: See!? Still here! And I sent a card and everything. Happy Birthday

774 - 01374 - 000 Keto, gluten-free, paleo...you want your damn cake or not?! inside: It’s your birthday, go ahead and indulge!

774 - 01375 - 000 Do I think you’re looking any older? inside: Naahhhhh! Happy Birthday

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774 - 01376 - 000 Where’s my juice box?! Golden Girls is starting! inside: Happy Birthday

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Fo sheezy. You’re officially an old geezy!

Thinking of you on your birthday. inside: And cake, don’t forget cake.

Birthday advice... Look good but take no crap!

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Birthday wishes do come true.

I bought a few bottles of wine to celebrate your birthday. They were delicious.

You’re entering the “everyone can kiss my ass” stage. Happy Birthday

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774 - 01384 - 000 Another year sure does look cute on you. Happy Birthday

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774 - 01385 - 000 Every year is just more frosting on the cake of life. Happy Birthday


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774 - 01386 - 000 May all your dreams come true... especially the one where you can eat anything you want without the calories! Happy Birthday

774 - 01387 - 000 You will receive a gift from someone on your birthday. inside: She said someone...it’s not me! Happy Birthday

774 - 01388 - 000 You can’t hide from another birthday... It will find you! Happy Birthday

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774 - 01389 - 000 You’ve finally reached that age when no matter what you do, you think: “I should probably pee first.” Happy Birthday

774 - 01390 - 000 May I distract you from the horrors of aging with this cute basket of puppies? Happy Birthday

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It’s your birthday...strut your stuff! You’ve still got stuff, right? Happy Birthday

Some people get birthday cards full of money. Some don’t. Happy Birthday

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774 - 01391 - 000 The best birthday cakes are made with a very special ingredient... inside: Booze! Wait, wait...it’s love. Yeah, love. (And a little booze doesn’t hurt.)

774 - 01394 - 000 Hope your birthday is a dandy... inside: A dandy good time! Happy Birthday

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Put your party tassels on. It’s your birthday!

This is the cheesiest card ever! Wishing you a gouda birthday!

To celebrate your birthday I gathered together some friends from your childhood. Happy Birthday

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You’ve reached that age when adventures... turn into dentures. Happy Birthday

With age comes maturity... eventually. Happy Birthday

You haven’t aged... and scientists are going to find out your secret sooner or later. Happy Birthday

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You’re one in a chameleon. Happy Birthday

On your birthday, you can forget your age... just don’t forget your pants. Happy Birthday

You may want to start adding more vitamins to your diet... chocolate and caffeine are considered vitamins, right? Happy Birthday

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It’s devilish how good you look for your age. Happy Birthday, Hot Stuff

All dolled up... and ready to party! Happy Birthday

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Nappy Birthday! Hope it’s great!

To a person who hates their birthday... inside: Have a completely unimportant and not special day of the week.

774 - 01410 - 000 A happy thought can lift your spirits... inside: You may need something stronger to lift your boobs. Happy Birthday

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GET WELL

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You've still got the moves... inside: ...only now they're a lot slower! Happy Anniversary

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It’s time to break out in song and dance... inside: ...and celebrate your lifelong romance! Happy Anniversary

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WEDDING

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Together forever!

May the road ahead be smooth, the hugs many, and the bumps few!

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To have and to hold from this day forward!

When you find that special someone, you hold on and don’t let go! Congrats on Your Wedding

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ENGAGEMENT

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You’ve found your purrfect person. Congrats on Your Engagement

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GRADUATION LIMITED QUANTITY

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RETIREMENT

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To think all these years you’ve been wasting your talents at work! Happy Retirement

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117-Pocket • 4 FT 13 -Tier Inline

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16”

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L: 36” • D: 25” • H: 79”

L: 29” • D: 16” • H: 79”

192-Pocket Rotating Quad Spinner

144-Pocket Triple End Cap Spinner

96-Pocket Double Spinner

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Approximate Wholesale Cost: $2,310.24

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