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The [Commander in Chief] forum was hosted by “Today Show” host Matt Lauer and a lot of people were very angry with his performance last night. Not Apple-losing-theheadphone-jack angry, but they were angry. - James Corden

My question is, how did Matt Lauer even end up with this job? Was there a conversation at NBC like, “You know who would be great for the presidential forum?” And they were like, “Oh, the guy on ‘The Today Show’ who excitedly announces they’re now making pumpkin spice marshmallows.”

To just be grossly generalistic, you can put half of Trump supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. Right? Racist ... xenophobic, Islamaphobic, you name it. - Hillary Clinton during a private fundraiser

Hillary Clinton had to walk back a comment she made about Trump supporters last week. So, if you’re keeping track, Trump supporters are deplorable, and Hillary supporters are deportable. – Jimmy Fallon

While in New York Hillary became overheated and had to leave an event to receive medical attention. It turns out that she had been diagnosed with pneumonia on Friday. I mean this was a scary moment for Donald Trump because he was thinking, “Oh G-d, I might actually have to be the president.” – James Corden

– Ibid.

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