IAABO BOARD 10 NEW HAVEN
FALL 2013
New Rules - The changes for 2013-14 ... (cont. from p. 5)
FROM THE LIGHTER SIDE
“New Rules” by Bill Maher Host of HBO’s “Real Time with Bill Maher” New Rule: Call things what they are. If your morning coffee contains crushed ice, whipped cream and caramel, it’s not coffee, it’s a milkshake. New Rule: The three most important things for a child to learn are respect, accountability, and to shut the hell up on airplanes. New Rule: The only time a man should say “I need a hug” is if he’s choking. New Rule: What gets on TV must at least be as interesting as what’s on the average security monitor at a convenience store. New Rule: My bank must stop trying to sell me identity theft protection. You know why I expect my bank to protect my money? Because it’s a bank!! From New Rules: Polite Musings form a Timid Observer and from The NEW New Rules by Bill Maher.
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