THE ART IN DOING.
DOER: JAKE MATTHEWS
THEY LOOK LIKE BECAUSE THEY
SNEAKERS ARE SNEAKERS.
whenever i dO...
I GET AWAY WITH IT. I RUN THE PLACE. I’M OFF THE CLOCK. I PUT IT ALL ON THE LINE. I’M BEING NAUGHTY. I’M CENTER STAGING. I BREAK THE RULES. I DO JUST CAUSE. I DO CAUSE I HAVE TO.
been there done that.
kudos. (hate that word)
left over lunch.
no you didnâ€™t.
u and me.
going. going. gone.
off the rocker.
y? cause iâ€™ve got to.
A always goes first. kinda tired of it. donâ€™t know why M is missing. Q sucks. nothing starts with X.
NEVER. unless you’re sayin “never say never.” then you can say it twice.
HOW TO MAKE NACHOS. step 2 Tear out a good sized chunk. The chunk is your plate. Genius, I know.
step 1 Plates dirty? Standard. Grab a paper bag from your last grocery store trip that you kept for whatever reason.
step 3 Pry open a bag of chips and claw out some of those bad boys. Place on plate.
step 4 Throw some cheese on top. If cheese is not shredded, shred. No cheese no nachos.
Stick it in the microwave. Avoid spillage.
step 6 Nuc it for however long. Figure it out.
Stuff your face.
DO WHAT YOU WILL, I’LL DO THE SAME.
GET IT? GOT IT? GOOD.
LIFEâ€™S A PREPOSITION. GO under behind through around beneath on toward over outside above between off within across inside below in beyond
HOW TO TAKE OFF A TIE. reality Didnâ€™t think so. Scrap the tie.
prep Look in the mirror. Look again. Like what you see?
step 1 Walk away from the mirror and give yourself some room. (youâ€™re gonna need it.)
Go insane. You can’t be tied* down.
Apply both hands on and around neck until desired result. WARNING: Over application can cause death.
*”tied” get it?
step 4 Look in the mirror. Like what you see?
to do step 5 Yup, you’re the man. Shred.
-Dispose of tie. -Do.