Directions on how to I wake up in the morning: Step 1: You’re alarm will go off at 6:15 be sure to hit snooze and sleep in for another ten minutes.
Step 2: Drag your tired but out of bed because you told yourself you were going to go to bed early tonight, but in reality you know that didn’t happen.
Step 3: Comb out the mess that you call your hair; I’m assuming you took a shower the night before, unless you don’t shower, which is just plain weird and gross. Don’t forget to brush your teeth!
Step 4: Do your make up, hate it, and redo it again. Try your best not to mess up your make up before you leave.
Step 5: Turn on your straighter and proceed to straighten the crap out of it until it looks decent.
Step 6: Run all over the house trying to get your stuff together, pack food and a drink for the rest of the day, because you know your fat and need to constantly eat everything.
Step 7: Go downstairs dig through all your clothes and throw them everywhere looking for something nice to wear. Give up and bum it.
Step 8: Do your make up again, because it got all messed up in your daily routine.
Step 9: Yell at your dad to get up and take you to school before you are late, which knowing him you’ll be late!
Step 10: Go through your whole day come home and be lazy and the next morning, do it all over again!