"Henry VI Sock from the Right", Parts 1, 2 & 3. The Coffee Table 'Show-off' Edition.
Toss this on your coffee table alongside a copy of "The Iliad" and don't have anyone doubt your erudition again. Stuck for conversation? Try, "I came across an interesting fact regarding the origin of 'Right to Life' the other day..." Throw a 'glocalization' into a sentence when things are getting a bit sticky.
By the way, darling, if you come across someone who doesn't know who is being referenced in this little masterpiece, do let me know. We can have a chortle behind their backs together!