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Eric Stone Band Live at Pusser’s Marina Cay
Also this week: Reverend Raven & The Chain Smokin’ Altar Boys @ JR • Grown & Sexy • Cricket World Cup
By Keith Semple
Cricket, Lovely Cricket! In case you hadn’t noticed there’s a world force in world cricket, the game was also the cup in progress. That’s right – an actual world sport of choice in the BVI. I guess the advent of cup involving teams from all around the world. Cable TV with its plethora of American sports Not in a sport that is completely alien to the combined with the fall of the West Indies team West Indies region like curling, but in cricket – have put an end to that. a sport that is meant to be the most popular and Getting back to the World Cup, there has for which we have probably become most been a lot of excitement so far, with quite a few famous around the world. But judging from the pulsating finishes. England have been the team dearth of excitement and hype locally, it might to suffer the biggest upset to date – going down as well have been a curling or bowling world to their close neighbours and cricketing mincup. Actually bowling might have stood a betnow Ireland in a game that saw them also at the ter chance of creating more of a buzz judging receiving end of the fastest ever World Cup cenfrom the interest it has generated since the tury. I’m sure their fans won’t be too happy reopening of the UP’s Cinema Complex. with me for reminding everyone of this. I was pleasantly surprised to see Pusser’s Closer to home, the West Indies are going Road Town Pub and Sports Bar advertising the well after their opening defeat to South Africa World Cup games in the Limin’ Times, and although having only played relatively weaker although I’m pretty sure quite a few other teams since. Much sterner tests await in the latsports bars around the islands are screening the ter stages of the tournament, but anyone who games I don’t see the same has followed them lately level of anticipation as with knows not to look too far the Super Bowl, NBA finals down the road. With or “World Series”. defending champions There are a number of Australia and pre-tournafactors that might be conment favourites India, tributing to this, mainly the South Africa and Sri Lanka decline of West Indies crickall looking good, it would et over the past decade. take a brave person to bet Many moons ago when on West Indies. But you just they were the dominant West Indian Keiron Pollard batting against the Netherlands never know!
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By Jane Bakewell
The Infidel Do not be misled by the serious political overtones of the title, The Infidel is a crash course in humorous cultural collisions with an identity crisis at its core. Mahmud Nasir (brilliantly played by Omid Djalili) is your basic middle-class and middle of the spectrum Muslim, working as a cab driver in East London to support his wife and two adult kids. Unpacking boxes at the home of his recently deceased mother, he stumbles across adoption papers with his name on it. Startled by this revelation, he visits the adoption agency to get more information and finds out that his birth parents are Jewish and his real name is Solly. Reluctant to let his family in on this distressing news, especially his son engaged to a Muslim girl whose stepfather is a radical Muslim cleric, Mahmoud experiences an identity meltdown. He further discovers his father is still alive but not well in a nursing home. He is abetted in this journey by an unforeseen encounter with a Jewish-American cabbie named Lenny (Richard Schiff), who takes Mahmoud on, in an effort to teach him how to be more Jewish, in order to please the rabbi blocking him from seeing his dying father. With this scenario as the setting, the humor is really off the charts. Lenny’s lessons are more about Jewish cultural stereotypes, like learning to say “Oy” with the proper shoulder shrug, or dancing like Tevia from Fiddler on the Roof. This is a film that uses humor to pierce through delicate issues of “religious identity,” revealing the absurdity, when it serves to divide rather than unite.
Vol. 23, No. 25 • March 10 – 16, 2011
THURSDAY MARCH 10, 2011
7:00 J ›› “The Legend of Lucy Keyes” (2006) Julie Delpy, Justin Theroux. A couple and their two daughters move into a house haunted by a girl who disappeared in 1755. 7:30 ∂ ››› “Ocean’s Eleven” (2001) George Clooney, Matt Damon. A parolee organizes a gang to steal $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos in a single heist. 7:45 ∏ ›››‡ “Sling Blade” (1996) Billy Bob Thornton. iTV. A mentally impaired man with a violent past leaves the institution in which he has lived for many years and befriends a woman with a young son and an abusive boyfriend. 8:15 ∫ ›› “The Stepfather” (2009) Dylan Walsh, Sela Ward. A young man becomes increasingly suspicious that his mother’s new lover is concealing an evil side. 9:00 & ››› “The School of Rock” (2003) Jack Black. Fired from his group and desperate for money, a guitarist poses as a teacher for students who play in a school band. Ω ››› “Bowling for Columbine” (2002) Michael Moore. Filmmaker Michael Moore’s Oscar-winning examination of gun violence and America’s love affair with firearms. 9:30 π ›› “Dragonball: Evolution” (2009) Justin Chatwin, Chow Yun-Fat. A young warrior must protect Earth from the vengeful Lord Piccolo by preventing seven mystical orbs from falling into Piccolo’s hands. 10:00 3 ››› “I Am Legend” (2007) Will Smith. After a manmade plague transforms Earth’s population into bloodthirsty vampires, a lone survivor desperately searches for a cure. ? ››› “Pretty in Pink” (1986) Molly Ringwald, Jon Cryer. A rich teen asks an unpopular student to the senior prom, creating problems among their separate circles of friends. 10:50 ª ››‡ “Surrogates” (2009) Bruce Willis, Radha Mitchell. FBI agents probe a murder case linked to the inventor of technology that allows people to live vicariously though robotic versions of themselves. 11:00 π ››› “Coming to America” (1988) Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall. Pampered Prince Akeem of Zamunda comes to New York with his royal sidekick to find a true-love bride. Ω ››› “Mandela” (1996) Filmmakers Jo Menell and Angus Gibson chronicle Nelson Mandela’s rise from tribal leader to president of South Africa. 11:40 & ››› “The School of Rock” (2003) Jack Black,. Fired from his group and desperate for money, a guitarist poses as a teacher for students who play in a school band. 11:45 3 ››› “I Am Legend” (2007) Will Smith. After a manmade plague transforms Earth’s population into bloodthirsty vampires, a lone survivor desperately searches for a cure. 11:50 ∫ ›› “2 Fast 2 Furious” (2003) Paul Walker, Tyrese. A former policeman and his friend work with a U.S. Customs agent to indict a launderer in Miami. 12:00 ? ››‡ “Sixteen Candles” (1984) Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall. A girl turning 16 likes another girl’s guy and feels nobody cares about her birthday. 12:30 Z ›››‡ “Body Heat” (1981) William Hurt, Kathleen Turner. The steamy affair between a lawyer and a married woman unfolds into a crime of passion. 1:00 Ω ››› “Ransom” (1996) Mel Gibson, Rene Russo. A self-made millionaire stuns his wife and the FBI with a televised threat to his son’s kidnappers.
6:45 ª ››› “Starship Troopers” (1997) Casper Van Dien, Dina Meyer. Members of Earth’s space fleet battle a vicious army of gigantic insects bent on destroying humanity. 6:50 º ››‡ “She-Devil” (1989) Meryl Streep, Roseanne Barr. An accountant’s frumpy wife hexes him Ω ››› “Return to Me” (2000) David Duchovny, Minnie Driver. A heart-transplant recipient meets the donor’s lonely widower in a chance encounter. 7:15 ∂ ›‡ “Land of the Lost” (2009) Will Ferrell, Anna Friel. A time-space vortex sucks a scientific has-been and his companions into an alternate dimension populated by dinosaurs and painfully slow creatures called Sleestaks. 7:30 1 ›››› “Titanic” (1997) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet. A society girl abandons her haughty fiance for a penniless artist on the ill-fated ship’s maiden voyage. ∏ ››› “Transsiberian” (2008) Woody Harrelson, Emily Mortimer. iTV. A train trip from Beijing to Moscow takes a deadly turn when a couple encounter a pair of drug dealers and a Russian detective on a killer’s trail. 7:35 ∫ ››‡ “The Karate Kid” Jaden Smith. A Chinese maintenance man instructs an American boy in the art of kung fu to help the youth face down bullies at his new school. 9:00 & ››› “Men in Black” (1997) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith. A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth. 9:15 π ››› “Beverly Hills Cop” (1984) Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold. A hip Detroit detective drives out to Los Angeles and shows local police how to catch a killer. 10:00 0 ›› “Raising Helen” (2004) Kate Hudson, John Corbett. A career woman must alter her lifestyle after becoming the guardian of her late sister’s three children. ∂ ››› “The Blind Side” (2009) Sandra Bullock. A well-todo white family takes in a homeless black teen and helps him realize his potential on and off the football field. 10:30 ∏ ››‡ “The Girlfriend Experience” (2008) Sasha Grey, Chris Santos. iTV. A high-priced call girl works on solidifying her economic future while her live-in lover seeks success as a personal trainer. 10:45 ª ››‡ “Black Dynamite” (2009) Michael Jai White, Kym Whitley. After “The Man” kills his brother and poisons the neighborhood with tainted liquor, a kung fu fighter wages a war that takes him all the way to Nixon’s White House. 11:20 º ››‡ “Unlawful Entry” (1992) Kurt Russell, Ray Liotta. A creepy policeman gets close to a Los Angeles couple in order to drive them apart. 11:40 Z ››› “Dark Passage” (1947) Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall. A San Francisco art student hides a fugitive recovering from underworld plastic surgery. 11:50 ∫ ›› “Armored” (2009) Matt Dillon, Jean Reno. Armored-truck guards turn against one another after their plan to rob their company goes terribly awry. 12:35 Ω ››‡ “Bangkok Dangerous” (2000) Pawalit Mongkolpisit, Premsinee Ratanasopha. A mute Thai hit-man turns against the gangsters who control him after he falls in love with a woman. (Subtitled-English) 12:45 π ››‡ “Beverly Hills Cop III” (1994) Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold. A hip detective from Detroit tracks a crime ring to a Los Angeles fun park called WonderWorld. 1:00 ? ››› “Pretty in Pink” (1986) Molly Ringwald. A rich teen asks an unpopular student to the senior prom, creating problems among their separate circles of friends.
SATURDAY MARCH 12, 2011 6:00 0 “Intimate Stranger” (2006) Kari Matchett. A man stalks a single mother after she ends their relationship. 6:15 ∫ ››› “8 Mile” (2002) Eminem, Kim Basinger. Living with his destitute mother, a young man in Detroit tries to overcome obstacles and achieve success as a rapper. 6:30 Z ››‡ “Waterworld” (1995) Kevin Costner. A web-footed loner navigates a landless Earth, while a ruthless gangster chases him, a woman and their young companion. 7:00 1 ›››› “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” (1937) Voices of Adriana Caselotti, Harry Stockwell. Animated. A wicked queen casts a spell upon a beautiful young girl in this Disney adaptation of the classic fairy tale.
FRIDAY MARCH 11, 2011 6:00 π ››› “The Informant!” (2009) Matt Damon, Scott Bakula. FBI agents receive an unpleasant surprise when they rely on ADM executive Mark Whitacre to gather evidence in their price-fixing case against agribusiness giant Archer Daniels Midland. Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide
Vol. 23, No. 25 • March 10 – 16, 2011
Your personal E-therapist is in the house!
Should I Relocate When you made the decision to move back to Tortola, what was your reason? You must sit and take a personal inventory of your life on a deep level. What are your goals and passions, your dreams and your aspirations and can they be met here? If after your soul searching and trying the options mentioned above, your answer is a resounding no, then relocation could be a possibility. You can pull out a globe, spin it until it stops and then close your eyes, place your finger on a spot, then open your eyes and …voila, you have your new destination. Or you could research different locations, look at the job prospects there, size of the city, whether it is a laid back or busy place, what sort of activities are available that will suit your taste and preferences and what is the cost and standard of living. If you are considering relocation because you are running from something, remember your thoughts, feelings, attitudes and perhaps your outlook on life, go with you wherever you go. Relocation is a big deal, it is not a simple thing, so think it through thoughtfully and maybe discuss it with someone whose input you value. While change can be scary, it can also be very liberating. You have the opportunity to start over, to do things differently and this could very well be the biggest adventure of your life.
Dear Koren, I am so fed up of the way things are going in Tortola. I ended a relationship about a year ago, my job is a dead-end one and I don’t have any siblings here – they both live in the United States. What do you think about me picking up and just moving to another country? I feel very stagnant here and with a degree, I don’t think I will have any problems finding a job. I moved back here from the US about four years ago, but home is not what I expected. – Restless Dear Restless, Some have said, “home is where the heart is,” but it seems like your heart is no longer here. You mentioned your relationship, your job and your family as reasons why you do not feel grounded here anymore. I did not hear mention of any friends – did you not make any for the four years you have been back? Before you make the decision to relocate, you should try making some changes first. Expand your circle of friends, so that you have a support system and have company to spend time with recreationally. This can be done by inviting others out and spending time with persons you meet with whom you have much in common. You could also join a club, volunteer your time or find other activities that stimulate you. As it relates to your job, perhaps a move to another department can make a difference. Take a course, ask for more responsibilities or take on a project that will challenge you and make your creative juices flow.
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Shake Your Boogie! Described as “musical nirvana” by fans – Reverend Raven and the Chain Smokin’ Altar Boys are bringing their foot-stomping fun blues to the JR this Friday and Saturday night from 8pm. Long known as one of the US’s best kept blues secrets, the band is known for their blistering hot guitar licks, poignant and sultry sax, and their rhythmic drum and bass, providing an eclectic musical mix. The resultant energy filled grooves makes you feel good and want to get up on the table and dance. Rik Raven became known as “Reverend” because of his days as a chaplain in the Armed Forces where he served in the Navy for 15 years. After his tour of duty, he made Wisconsin his home and for a while now the band has been the namesake of Wisconsin’s Blues Scene. The Reverend’s tasteful guitar playing and the solid ensemble of the Chain Smokin’ Altar Boys makes him one of the most well respected veterans of the blues scene in the Midwest. He has opened for BB King, backed up Madison Slim for ten years and feels blessed that he can earn a living playing guitar and standing on chairs and tables. The band plays big, solid
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sounds and their philosophy is that if their music can put a smile on your face and gets you to shake your rear end – then they have done a fine job. They play both covers and their own material, and with their strong musicianship all around, this band has got it all. Don’t miss this favorite blues band this weekend and pick up a copy of their new CD Shake your Boogie that is said to capture the “live” experience and currently rests at No. 10 on the worldwide Roots Time Blues Charts. That way you can have a reverential experience anytime! — Jan Critchley
Vol. 23, No. 25 • March 10 – 16, 2011
Vol. 23, No. 25 • March 10 – 16, 2011
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Your Guide to British Virgin Islands Events
Eric Stone’s Happy Hour
Drop your anchor at Pusser’s Marina Cay and come ashore for some nautical family entertainment with the inimitable Eric Stone who sings his songs of sunshine, rum and sailing mayhem every night Sunday to Thursday from 5pm-8pm. Crowd participation is welcomed, even expected at this fun night out – so put on your best pirate gear, bring the crew and come prepared to join in the fun. Landlubbers can catch the ferry from Trellis Bay, free with either lunch or dinner.
The ClubSwan Caribbean Rendezvous is set to sail from March 14 to 19. The participating Swan fleet will gather at the BEYC for the start and finish of the event. The programme will include the traditional Round Virgin Gorda Race, the Laser Regatta at BEYC and social events at some of the BVI’s most reputable venues. For more information visit their website www.nautorswan.com.
Karry Your Key Karoke Sing your heart out to your favorite tunes and make like you are auditioning for American Idol at the Karry Your Key Karaoke nights with host Gadiethz. Be in fine voice on Sundays at the Calypso Café (7pm-10pm), Mondays at Quito’s Gazebo (8pm-10pm), Tuesdays at Capt Mulligans (7pm-10pm) and start the weekend off with a rousing number on Fridays at Myetts (8pm-10pm). Free admission and great prizes for the best entertainers!
HLSCC Cooks Up A Storm Brush up on your baking skills and enroll in new Baking and Cake Decorating courses at HLSCC. Both courses start on Saturday, March 12 and run to April 2. Wow your friends and family with your new skills by taking Basic Elements of Cake Decorating 12.30pm to 3.30pm and Introduction to Baking Bread, Pies and Cookies running from 8.30am to 11.30am. For more information or to register, contact Alegra Jennings on 852-7198.
Grown & Sexy Grown and Sexy celebrates its one year anniversary this Saturday, March 12 at Callaloo, Propect Reef. Dress glam for this special glitzy party night as DJ’s Bertram, Avalanche and Wiz take to the decks and spin their magic from 10pm till late. $10 admission on the door before midnight and if it’s your birthday - party for free!
Vol. 23, No. 25 • March 10 – 16, 2011
live music • events • concer
THURSDAY - Mar. 10 ROAD TOWN/NANNY CAY
WEST END BANANAKEET— Happy Hour with music by Ruben JOLLY ROGER — Live Music by Reverend Raven & The Chain Smokin’ Altar Boys
PUSSER’S — Daily happy hour from 4-7pm. 2 for 1 drinks specials. VILLAGE CAY — Happy Hour from 4:30-7pm. THE PUB — Prime Rib Night. U.P’S CINEMA — Live Music with HD Band 7pm-12am
CANE GARDEN BAY
ROAD TOWN/NANNY CAY
MYETT’S — Live Music by Kap Eye
FRIDAY - Mar. 11 ROAD TOWN/NANNY CAY VIRGIN QUEEN — Happy Hour from 5-7pm. THE PUB — Easy Listening with “Da Atis” from 6pm VILLAGE CAY — Sushi Night. PEG LEG’S — TGIF Party. U.P’S CINEMA — Cosmic Bowling with DJ Millennium King. 10pm-2am PROSPECT REEF — Grown & Sexy one year anniversary music by DJ’s Bertram,Avalanche & Wiz PUSSER’S Cricket World Cup — Ireland vs West Indies. PUSSER’S Cricket World Cup — Bangladesh vs England.
EAST END BRANDYWINE BAY — Tapas by the Bay from 6 – 9pm
CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Live muisc by Awesome Crew & Karry Your Key Karaoke
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SCRUB ISLAND — Live Music from 6-10pm
SATURDAY - Mar. 12 U.P’S CINEMA — Music by DJ’s Commodore, Terra C, Dre & Heavy B VILLAGE CAY — Steel Band and BBQ from 7 to 10pm. THE PUB — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm. PUSSER’S Cricket World Cup — India vs South africa.
CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Live Music by Kap Eye
WEST END JOLLY ROGER —Live Music by Reverend Raven & The Chain Smokin’ Altar Boys
SUNDAY - Mar. 13 ROAD TOWN/NANNY CAY U.P.’S CINEMA — Latin Dance Party with DJ Fuggui 5pm-2am & DJ Commodore 2-6am. VILLAGE CAY — Sunday Brunch with the Last Virgin from 11am to 3pm. DRAKES POINT — Sunday Brunch from 9am to 2pm PEG LEGS — Prime Rib Night.
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CANE GARDEN BAY
THE PUB — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm.
MYETT’S — Live Music by Caave
CANE GARDEN BAY
MYETT’S — Live Music by CP4 Band & Kap Eye
PUSSER’S EAST— Sunday After Church Brunch from 11am to 3pm. LOOSE MONGOOSE — Beach BBQ with live music. 6:30-9:30pm.
WEST END CLUBHOUSE AT FRENCHMANS — Sunday Brunch 11am-3pm. BOMBA SHACK — DJ Remadie. SEBASTIAN’S — Candyman live from 7pm.
OUTER ISLANDS PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily happy hour from 5-8pm with music by Eric Stone
MONDAY - Mar. 14 ROAD TOWN/NANNY CAY PUSSER’S — Daily happy hour from 4-7pm. THE PUB — Daily Happy hour from 5-7pm.
CANE GARDEN BAY
Myett’s St. Patrick’s Day Party — Mar 17
A Type of Toad @ Drakes Point — Mar 17
TRELLIS KITCHEN/CYBERCAFÉ — Ladies Night - 2 for 1 drinks! BRANDYWINE BAY — Sushi Night from 6pm
OUTER ISLANDS PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily happy hour from 5-8pm with music by Eric Stone
WEDNESDAY - Mar. 16 ROAD TOWN/NANNY CAY PUSSERS — Martini Night. 6pm. Daily happy hour from 4 - 7pm. 2 for 1 drinks specials. VILLAGE CAY — MJ Blues from 7 to 10pm. THE PUB — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm.
PUSSER’S EAST — Daily happy hour from 4 - 7pm. 2 for 1 drinks specials.
TUESDAY - MAR. 15 ROAD TOWN/NANNY CAY PUSSER’S — Daily happy hour from 4-7pm. 2 for 1 drinks specials.
JOLLY ROGER — Happy Hour from 4pm, Cracked Conch Special
MYETT’S — Candyman at Happy Hour SCRUB ISLAND — Caribbean Night, Live Music from 6-10pm PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily happy hour from 5-8pm with music by Eric Stone
Nicole Jackson at HLSCC — Mar 19 Ms. Gorgeous — March 19 Spring Regatta — Mar 28 - April 3 Eroica Trio at HLSCC — April 1 Hudson & the HooDoo Cats at JR — April 15,16 Island Surf & Sail Surf Classic Contest — April 23-25
CANE GARDEN BAY MYETT’S — Live Music by Caave at Happy Hour
OUTER ISLANDS SCRUB ISLAND — Wine Tasting from 6-8pm PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily happy hour from 5-8pm with music by Eric Stone
Vol. 23, No. 25 • March 10 – 16, 2011
Charlie T’s Lobster House at Pusser’s East Crab Cakes served with tartar sauce and sweet corn sauté followed by Mussels in a white wine and tomato herb broth. Then came the Lobster Bisque, Anegada Seafood Chowder and their new take on a traditional dish – Lobster Mac ‘n Cheese. The Rum Cake served with coconut ice cream for desert was a fitting finale to the evening. Although the new theme of the restaurant is seafood, there is still something for everyone with staples such as pizza, steak, burgers and their famous wings are still on the menu. The restaurant is open every evening except Tuesday; happy hour is daily from 5pm7pm. With the warm relaxing atmosphere, friendly staff and great views – this is the perfect way to get your slice of seafood heaven.
The recently renamed Charlie T’s Lobster House at Pusser’s East will not disappoint seafood lovers, Head Chef Tony Springer and Tony Dee, Food and Beverage Director have developed a new menu focusing on fresh fish and seafood with king crab and lobster as the house specialties. Their philosophy is to steer away from heavy sauces that can overtake the delicate flavor of the fish and seafood and instead execute on simplicity. Fresh fish is flown in twice weekly from Miami and they are teaming up with local fishermen to get the freshest local catches available. BVI purveyors are also being approached to supply the restaurant with locally grown produce. After a warm welcome from Mack, the Restaurant Manager, we were invited to sample some of the new dishes. To start, we had Shrimp Cocktail with a spicy cocktail sauce,
Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide
10:00 & ››› “Wedding Crashers” (2005) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. Two divorce mediators spend a wild weekend partying with a politician and his eccentric family. Z ›››› “GoodFellas” (1990) Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta. In the 1950s an Irish-Italian hoodlum joins the New York Mafia, but his mob career is not what he expected. ∏ ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010) Pierce Brosnan, Ewan McGregor. iTV. A newly hired ghostwriter exposes evidence that suggests his late predecessor knew a dark secret about their subject, the former prime minister of Britain. 10:30 Ω ›› “Disturbing Behavior” (1998) James Marsden, Katie Holmes. High-school students suspect that sinister forces are controlling their too-perfect classmates. 10:40 ª ›› “Death at a Funeral” (2010) Keith David, Loretta Devine. Sibling rivalry, family secrets and a mysterious stranger threaten to blow the lid off the coffin when a man tries to give his late father a proper memorial. 11:00 1 ››› “Matilda” (1996) Mara Wilson, Danny DeVito. A little girl develops extraordinary mental abilities, despite neglectful parents and a brutal headmistress. 3 ›››‡ “Gladiator” (2000) Russell Crowe. Condemned to arena fights by corrupt Roman leader Commodus, Gen. Maximus seeks revenge for his family’s deaths. π ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) Jonah Hill, Russell Brand. Premiere. A record-company employee has just a few days to get a boozy British rock star to Hollywood for a big comeback concert. 12:40 Z ›››‡ “Bad Day at Black Rock” (1955) Spencer Tracy, Robert Ryan. A stranger incurs the wrath of racists when he arrives with a medal for a fallen Japanese-American war hero’s family.
7:05 Ω ››› “The Others” Nicole Kidman, Christopher Eccleston. A devout woman with two sunlight-sensitive children believes ghosts inhabit her darkened island mansion. 7:15 ∏ ››› “King of California” (2007) Michael Douglas, Evan Rachel Wood. iTV. Just released from a mental institution, an unstable musician tries to convince his daughter that there is Spanish gold buried in the suburbs. 7:25 ª ›› “The Scorpion King” (2002) The Rock, Steven Brand. The leader of a band of desert mercenaries is hired to kill a ruthless despot and his clairvoyant sorceress. 8:00 2 ››› “Cinderella” (1997) Whitney Houston, Brandy. A fairy godmother helps a young woman meet a charming prince in a musical version of the classic tale. 8:10 ∫ ››‡ “The Taking of Pelham 123” (2009) Denzel Washington. A subway dispatcher calls on his extensive knowledge of the transit system to outwit hijackers who are threatening to kill passengers unless a ransom is paid. 9:00 1 ›››‡ “Aladdin” (1992) Voices of Scott Weinger Disney’s version of a tale about an Arabian thief who finds a magic lamp and tries to win a princess’s heart. ª ››› “The Princess and the Frog” (2009) Voices of Anika Noni Rose, Bruno Campos. Animated. A fateful kiss leads a young woman and a royal amphibian on an adventure through the bayous of Louisiana. º ›››‡ “Courage Under Fire” (1996) Denzel Washington, Meg Ryan. A troubled officer reviews the Medal of Honor candidacy of a female helicopter pilot killed during the Gulf War. 9:30 4 ›› “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” (2007) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. A page from the diary of John Wilkes Booth implicates Ben Gates’ great-great grandfather as a major conspirator in the assassination of President Lincoln.
Vol. 23, No. 25 • March 10 – 16, 2011
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MONDAY MARCH 14, 2011 7:00 / Outrageous Kid Parties 0 Reba 4 NCIS B The First 48 K In Search of the Truth L American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior P Hard Time U Iron Chef America 8:00 _ The Bachelor ) 90210 ` Chuck / Cake Boss 4 NCIS P Explorer 8:30 * Mad Love / Cake Boss U Kid in a Candy Store 9:00 & Family Guy ) Gossip Girl * Two and a Half Men 6 Impact TV P Secrets of the Hope Diamond Comparing the Hope Diamond with the French Blue Diamond. 9:30 / Outrageous Kid Parties 9:31 * Mike & Molly 10:00 * Hawaii Five-0 ` Harry’s Law / 19 Kids and Counting 3 The Closer > Fashion Police U Meat and Potatoes 10:01 _ The Bachelor 10:30 / 19 Kids and Counting > The Soup U The Best Thing I Ever Ate ∂ Big Love: End of Days Highlights from five seasons of the series. 11:00 3 HawthoRNe / Cake Boss 3 HawthoRNe 6 Weather Caught on Camera P Explorer U Good Eats ∂ The Ricky Gervais Show ∏ Episodes
TUESDAY MARCH 15, 2011 7:00 / 19 Kids and Counting ? Beverly Hills Fabulous B The First 48 L Dirty Jobs P Hard Time U Iron Chef America 7:30 / 19 Kids and Counting 8:00 _ No Ordinary Family ) One Tree Hill * NCIS , NOVA / What Not to Wear 2 Let’s Stay Together ? RuPaul’s Drag Race B The First 48 L Dirty Jobs Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide
P Finding Atlantis Experts use satellite photography, ground penetrating radar and underwater archaeology. U Challenge 8:30 2 The Game 9:00 _ V ( No Ordinary Family ) Hellcats * NCIS: Los Angeles , Nova scienceNOW 0 Seriously Funny Kids 2 The Game U Cupcake Wars 9:30 0 Seriously Funny Kids 6 Full Force Nature 10:00* The Good Wife ` Parenthood / What Not to Wear 0 One Born Every Minute > Kendra ? Wedding Wars L American Treasures P Hard Time U Chopped 10:01 _ Detroit 1-8-7 10:30 2 Let’s Stay Together > Kendra L Auction Kings ∂ Making Mildred Pierce The making of the HBO miniseries “Mildred Pierce.” ∏ Californication 11:00 / What Not to Wear 3 HawthoRNe U Private Chefs of Beverly Hills ∂ Big Love
WEDNESDAY MARCH 16, 2011 7:00 / My Brand New Face Both a massive facial tumor and surgery endanger a patient. 4 NCIS B The First 48 L MythBusters N 1,000 Ways to Die P Hard Time U Iron Chef America 7:30 0 Reba (Part 1 of 2) 8:00 _ The Middle ) America’s Next Top Model * Survivor: Redemption Island . Burn Notice (Part 1 of 2) / Sister Wives 0 Reba (Part 2 of 2) 2 The Family Crews B Dog the Bounty Hunter L Sons of Guns P Explorer U Throwdown With Bobby Flay ∂ Big Love 8:30 _ Better With You 2 The Family Crews 6 Weather Caught on Camera B Dog the Bounty Hunter 9:00 & Are We There Yet? _ Modern Family ( The Middle . Burn Notice (Part 2 of 2) 0 Beyond the Headlines: The Amanda Knox Story When a student
is found dead, her roommate is suspected. 3 Bones ? Beverly Hills Fabulous B Dog the Bounty Hunter L Sons of Guns 9:30 & Are We There Yet? ( Better With You 9:31 _ Mr. Sunshine 10:00 _ Off the Map ( Modern Family * Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior / Hoarding: Buried Alive 0 Beyond the Headlines: Catching the Craigslist Killer A young man’s fiancee comes to his defense. > What’s Eating You ? 40 Most Shocking Breakups Comics and relationship experts discuss celebrity breakups. L Desert Car Kings P Inside Polygamy: Life in Bountiful Winston Blackmore, family patriarch, is leader of a fundamentalist Mormon community. Q Hot in Cleveland 10:30 B Storage Wars N Three Sheets Q Retired at 35 10:31 ( Mr. Sunshine 11:00 ( Off the Map 4 Fairly Legal B Storage Wars
as he creates and rehearses for a series of sold-out shows that were scheduled to begin during the summer of 2009. 1:00 4 ››› “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” (2003) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A cyborg from the future must protect John Connor from a superior model sent to kill him.
12:50 º ››‡ “Murder at 1600” (1997) Wesley Snipes, Diane Lane. A homicide detective and a Secret Service agent investigate a secretary’s murder in the White House. 1:00 ? ››› “New Jack City” (1991) Wesley Snipes, Ice-T. Undercover officers and their boss target the king of a hightech New York crack syndicate, the CMB.
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6:10 ª ›› “A Life Less Ordinary” (1997) Ewan McGregor, Cameron Diaz. An enraged Scottish janitor shoots his wealthy employer in the leg and kidnaps his daughter at gunpoint. 6:35 Ω ›› “Get Over It” (2001) Kirsten Dunst, Ben Foster. After splitting up with his girlfriend, a teenager becomes interested in his best friend’s younger sister. 8:00 2 ›› “American Violet” (2008) Nicole Beharie, Will Patton. An ACLU attorney and a former narcotics officer help a single mother in her battle to establish that she was wrongly arrested on drug-dealing charges. J ››› “Disclosure” (1994) Michael Douglas, Demi Moore. A computer-firm boss seduces her married co-worker, then accuses him of sexual harassment. 8:05 Ω ››‡ “Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius” (2001) Voices of Megan Cavanagh, Mark DeCarlo. Animated. A smart child and his mechanical dog blast into outer space after aliens kidnap adults from his hometown. 9:00 ∂ ››‡ “Date Night” (2010) Steve Carell, Tina Fey. Mistaken identity creates an unforgettable adventure for two suburbanites who were trying to invigorate their marriage with an evening at a bistro. ∫ ››› “The Princess and the Frog” (2009) Voices of Anika Noni Rose, Bruno Campos. Animated. A fateful kiss leads a young woman and a royal amphibian on an adventure through the bayous of Louisiana. Q ›› “Trading Places” (1983) Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy. Sporting billionaire brothers reverse the roles of a Wall Street commodities broker and a street hustler. 9:30 ª ››› “Starship Troopers” (1997) Casper Van Dien, Dina Meyer. Members of Earth’s space fleet battle a vicious army of gigantic insects bent on destroying humanity. Ω ›››‡ “James and the Giant Peach” (1996) Voices of Paul Terry, Joanna Lumley. Animated. A kindly British orphan escapes his cruel aunts to sail the sea on a giant peach with six friendly bugs. 9:50 º ›› “Angels & Demons” (2009) Tom Hanks, Ewan McGregor. Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon joins forces with an Italian scientist to prevent an ancient brotherhood’s plot against the Vatican from coming to fruition. 10:00 Z ›››‡ “Scent of a Woman” (1992) Al Pacino, Chris O’Donnell. A blind ex-colonel takes his preppie guide on a lust-for-life trip to New York. π ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) Jonah Hill. A recordcompany employee has just a few days to get a boozy British rock star to Hollywood for a big comeback concert. 10:45 ∫ ››‡ “Tears of the Sun” (2003) Bruce Willis, Monica Bellucci. A Navy SEAL and his squad try to protect a doctor and Nigerian refugees from ruthless rebels. 11:00 Ω ››› “Ironweed” (1987) Jack Nicholson, Meryl Streep. The award-winning novel is the basis for this account of a few days in the life of a Depression-era drifter. 12:10 º ››› “Moon” (2009) Sam Rockwell. As his three-year shift draws to a close, the sole human at a lunar mining facility encounters a younger version of himself. 12:50 Z ››› “Jason and the Argonauts” (1963) Todd Armstrong. The Greek hero sails through Harpies and clashing rocks to the Golden Fleece, guarded by the Hydra. 1:00 2 ›› “American Violet” (2008) Nicole Beharie, Will Patton. An ACLU attorney and a former narcotics officer help a single mother in her battle to establish that she was wrongly arrested on drug-dealing charges. J ››› “Disclosure” (1994) Michael Douglas, Demi Moore. A computer-firm boss seduces her married co-worker, then accuses him of sexual harassment.
6:00 ∂ ››› “Catch Me if You Can” (2002) Leonardo DiCaprio. An FBI agent pursues Frank Abagnale Jr., a con man who assumes various identities and commits forgery. ∏ ››› “Transsiberian” (2008) Woody Harrelson, Emily Mortimer. iTV. A train trip from Beijing to Moscow takes a deadly turn when a couple encounter a pair of drug dealers and a Russian detective on a killer’s trail. 6:15 º ››‡ “Back to School” (1986) Rodney Dangerfield, Sally Kellerman. An earthy self-made man divorces his nogood wife and buys his way into his son’s college. 6:45 ª ›› “Brooklyn’s Finest” (2009) Richard Gere. A massive drug operation changes the lives of three conflicted police officers in one of New York’s most-violent precincts. 7:00 3 ›››‡ “Jurassic Park” Sam Neill. An entrepreneur invites scientists, a mathematics theorist and others to his jungle theme-park featuring dinosaurs regenerated from DNA. ∫ ›››‡ “Chicago” (2002) Catherine Zeta-Jones. A lawyer handles the cases of two murderous women who are looking to gain celebrity from their public exposure. 8:00 & ››› “Hitch” (2005) Will Smith. A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress. π ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) Jonah Hill. A recordcompany employee has just a few days to get a boozy British rock star to Hollywood for a big comeback concert. 8:40 N ›››› “Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back” (1980) Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford. Yoda teaches Luke Skywalker to be a Jedi knight, and Han Solo woos Princess Leia, as Darth Vader returns to threaten the rebel forces trying to save the galaxy. 9:25 3 ›››‡ “Jurassic Park” Sam Neill. An entrepreneur invites scientists, a mathematics theorist and others to his jungle theme-park featuring dinosaurs regenerated from DNA. 9:45 º ››› “Zombieland” (2009) Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg. Survivors of a zombie apocalypse use creative means to dispatch the undead as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles. Ω ››› “Miami Rhapsody” (1995) Sarah Jessica Parker, Antonio Banderas. An engaged woman has second thoughts about marriage after illicit affairs consume every member of her immediate family. 10:00 5 ››› “The Shoes of the Fisherman” (1968) Anthony Quinn. A Ukrainian bishop and former Siberian prisoner is sent to Rome, made cardinal and elected pope. Z ›››‡ “The Longest Day” (1962) John Wayne, Robert Mitchum. Allied forces prepare for and participate in the D-Day invasion of Normandy in World War II. 10:13 & ››› “Hitch” (2005) Will Smith, Eva Mendes. A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress. 11:15 º ››› “Undercover Brother” (2002) Eddie Griffin, Chris Kattan. A low-rent private detective poses as a preppy nerd in order to foil a plot by conspirators. 11:45 π ››‡ “Tales From the Crypt Presents Demon Knight” (1995) Billy Zane, William Sadler. The crypt-keeper spins the tale of demons descending upon a boarding house and its residents. 12:45 & ››‡ “The Ringer” Special Olympians train a man, who is pretending to be mentally impaired, to go toe-to-toe with the hated champion of the games. 12:50 ª ››› “Michael Jackson’s This Is It” (2009) Behindthe-scenes footage captures pop superstar Michael Jackson
Vol. 23, No. 25 • March 10 – 16, 2011
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Ogan Barronville, Glanville Blyden, David “Jackie” Todman, Gaston Penn and Calvin “Tully” Barronville. The latter three pitched lots By Dean “The Sportsman” Greenaway of strikes he recalled, although they were not fast. Barronville and Blyden he remembers were wild. “I decided they needed a younger faster pitcher so I went in,” he explained. “That became my only position after a while.” There was only one player he feared during his storied career—who later became his teammate on the Blue Wings—Rufus “Sleepy” In the 50 plus year history of the league, few Malone, who still manages the team. Scatliffe softball players can lay claim to playing with or said he didn’t like throwing strikes and Malone against the best players the sport has produced never helped him. “He always made you come in the territory, between the 1960s and 2000s. over the plate and I didn’t like that,” Scatliffe One who can do that is Irvine “Fletcher” pointed out. “I didn’t like pitching to him at all, Scatliffe, in whose honor the BVI Softball definitely.” Association has named its 12 teams 2011 league. The team he most revered was the Astros— Toss out names of pitchers from yesteryear which featured fearsome Joe Black. “They had as well as some current ones and you will find players who could run like wild deer and I had that he has played with or against many of them to try to strike them out,” he noted. “They were including: Ogan Barronville, Glanville Blyden, that good a team.” David “Jackie” Todman, Gaston Penn, Calvin He debuted in his first national team during “Tully” Barronville, Joe Black, Elmore Connor, a 1966 tournament in St. Croix, and has played Elroy “Ellie” Henley, Jacob Lettsome, Naaman in tournaments in St. Thomas and St. John. Rabsatt, Bert “Big Man” Henley, Raymond Sunday’s league opening begins with a 3 “Mundo” Boynes, David “Flopper” Mathias, p.m. ceremony on the Old Recreation Grounds. Lester “Moko” Fahie, Raymond “Mahasa” Teams are to assemble in the BVI Cable TV parkMercer, Neville “Sheep” Smith, Roy ing lot at 2:30 for the march past. “Panhandle” Hill, among others. Absolutely NO slippers/sandals in the His career began in 1964 and spanned march past; all teams MUST be present and through the early 2000s and he played on such dressed in full uniform and championship teams as the should have a minimum of Titley Tigers, Marlins and Blue nine players. Wings in the BVI league and Defending women’s the Vets and Apaches in St. champions Rams will face the Thomas. Crushers in game one fol“I was a bit surprised,” lowed by defending men’s Scatliffe said of the call with champions East Invaders vs the news. “But, I saw it as a the Hurricanes. Other teams privilege to participate in an in the league includes: event of that magnitude.” Women; Lady Braves, Hawks, Scatliffe began his career ESHS Rams, Rams and West at third base, moved to second End Warriors. Men: Blue before developing an interest Wings, Reds, VG Ball Starz in pitching. The Tigers had a and Upsetters. stock of hurlers, including Softball honors Irvine “Fletcher” Scatliffe
Irvine "Fletcher" Scatliffe
Vol. 23, No. 25 • March 10 – 16, 2011
THURSDAY MARCH 10, 2011 7:00 / Cake Boss 0 Unsolved Mysteries ? Saturday Night Live ∂ The Adjustment Bureau: HBO First Look Matt Damon and Emily Blunt star in the romantic thriller. 7:30 / Cake Boss < Wherever You Are Blessed Josemaria Escriva gives instruction on the Christian meaning of work. (In Spanish) K In Search of the Truth U 30-Minute Meals 8:00 / Babies Behind Bars 4 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit P Drugged: High on Marijuana The science behind cannabis and how it acts on the body. U Iron Chef America 8:30º In the House With Peter Bart & Peter Guber 9:00 _ ( Wipeout ` Community / Police Women of Cincinnati 2 The Game D The Truth About Shoplifting An investigation into why people steal, what is being done to fight it and how is affects us all. P Earth: Making of a Planet The history of the planet, from its birth out of cosmic rubble. U Iron Chef America 9:30 ` Perfect Couples 2 The Game 9:31 * Rules of Engagement 10:00 ) Nikita * CSI: Crime Scene Investigation / Taxidermy USA Following three families of taxidermists. (N) 6 Cantore Stories D How I Made My Millions Correspondent David Faber presents stories of ordinary people whose creative ideas yielded extraordinary success. (N) 10:30 ` Parks and Recreation 6 Cantore Stories 11:00 _ ( Grey’s Anatomy * The Mentalist , History Detectives B Beyond Scared Straight L Out of the Wild: Venezuela U Ice Brigade
FRIDAY MARCH 11, 2011 7:00 / Cake Boss 0 Unsolved Mysteries 4 NCIS ? Best of I Love The... P Beast Hunter U Paula’s Best Dishes 7:30 U 30-Minute Meals 8:00 / DC Cupcakes L Flying Wild Alaska N 1,000 Ways to Die P Dog Whisperer U Iron Chef America 8:30 ) Family Guy Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide
0 Reba 9:00 _ ( Supernanny * The Defenders ` Who Do You Think You Are? / Say Yes to the Dress 0 Reba 2 The Game D The Celebrity Apprentice U Chopped 9:30 ∂ Making Mildred Pierce The making of the HBO miniseries “Mildred Pierce.” 10:00 _ ( Primetime: What Would You Do? ) Supernatural * CSI: NY ` Dateline NBC 0 Drop Dead Diva 2 Let’s Stay Together P Beast Hunter U Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives ∂ The Ricky Gervais Show 10:30 Eastbound & Down 11:00 _ ( 20/20 * Blue Bloods , History Detectives < A Little About Don Orione The Society of Divine Providence. > The Soup D America’s Next Great Restaurant L American Loggers P Beast Hunter U Outrageous Food
SATURDAY MARCH 12, 2011 7:00 B The First 48 L I (Almost) Got Away With It P Great Migrations U Challenge 7:30 4 NCIS 6 Full Force Nature ? Saturday Night Live 8:00 6 Weather Center L Cops & Coyotes P Great Migrations U Throwdown With Bobby Flay 8:30 D Biography on CNBC 8:50 Z Duran Duran Arena The evil Dr. Duran Duran battles the five-member band impersonating him. 9:00 _ ( Wipeout * NCIS , Nova scienceNOW ` Harry’s Law < Lourdes Examining the message of Mary, the Immaculate given to Bernadette at the grotto of Massabielle. P Great Migrations 10:00 _ ( Rascal Flatts: Nothing Like This The country superstars perform in St. Paul, Minn. * NCIS: Los Angeles ` Law & Order: Los Angeles 6 Storm Riders < To Live Again Saint Mary of the Angels Catholic Church located in the heart of Bucktown in Chicago, Ill. P Great Migrations U Bobby’s Ireland A journey through Ireland exploring the new Irish food culture; amazing food.
10:30 6 Full Force Nature 11:00 _ ( Secret Millionaire ` Law & Order: Special Victims Unit / Extreme Couponing L Texas Drug Wars P Great Migrations U Iron Chef America
SUNDAY MARCH 13, 2011 7:00 _ America’s Funniest Home Videos * 60 Minutes ` Dateline NBC / Sister Wives Honeymoon Special Kody and his new wife, Robyn, are surfing and visiting the zoo on their honeymoon. ? Basketball Wives L Flying Wild Alaska P Sunken Treasures of the Nile An archaeological search team looks for artifacts at the bottom of the Nile. 8:00 _ Secret Millionaire * The Amazing Race: Unfinished Business ` America’s Next Great Restaurant / Sister Wives Special NBC’s Natalie Morales talks with the Browns for a discussion about their life and the future. 2 The Family Crews B Criminal Minds D The Selling Game An advertising industry in crisis who has to ramp up its performance to keep up with moving targets. P 2012: Countdown to Armageddon A Princeton geologist travels the globe to decipher the ancient Mayan prophecy that may predict the end of the world. U Challenge 8:30∂ Big Love: End of Days Highlights from five seasons of the series. (N) 9:00 _ Desperate Housewives ` The Celebrity Apprentice 0 Army Wives 2 The Game P Finding Atlantis Experts use satellite photography, ground penetrating radar and underwater archaeology. (N) ∂ Big Love 10:00 ( Desperate Housewives * CSI: Miami , NOVA / Hoarding: Buried Alive 0 Coming Home > Kendra B Breakout Kings D Supermarkets Inc: Inside a $500 Billion Money Machine An inside look at the supermarket industry, which tries to learn all about their shoppers. P Alaska State Troopers 10:01 _ Brothers & Sisters 10:30 > Holly’s World 11:00 ? Basketball Wives (Part 1 of 2) D Target: Inside the Bullseye From its beginnings as a family-owned store,
2 ››› “Holiday Heart” (2000) Ving Rhames, Alfre Woodard. A drag queen mourning the loss of his lover takes in a drug addict and her daughter. ∫ ›››‡ “Chicago” (2002) Catherine Zeta-Jones. A lawyer handles the cases of two murderous women who are looking to gain celebrity from their public exposure. 10:00 Z ›››‡ “Hope and Glory” (1987) Sebastian RiceEdwards, Sarah Miles. A 9-year-old boy recalls life with his mother and family in World War II England. π ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) Jonah Hill. A recordcompany employee has just a few days to get a boozy British rock star to Hollywood for a big comeback concert. 10:05 Ω ››‡ “Tough Guys Don’t Dance” (1987) Ryan O’Neal, Isabella Rossellini. Norman Mailer directed this adaptation of his novel, which focuses on an alcoholic writer involved in a murder mystery. 11:00 ∫ ››‡ “The Karate Kid” Jaden Smith. A Chinese maintenance man instructs an American boy in the art of kung fu to help the youth face down bullies at his new school. 11:30 º ›› “Predator 2” (1990) Danny Glover, Gary Busey. Local and federal police hunt a sneaky alien creature, now skinning drug dealers in 1997 Los Angeles. 11:55 Z ››› “The Prince and the Showgirl” (1957) Marilyn Monroe. A Balkan prince regent courts a Milwaukee chorus girl during the 1911 London coronation in London. 12:00 ? ››‡ “Barbershop” (2002) Ice Cube, Anthony Anderso. The owner of a barbershop considers selling the place to a loan shark who wants to convert it into a strip club. 12:35 π ››‡ “The Last House on the Left” (2009) Tony Goldwyn. After their daughter is assaulted and left for dead, a couple take revenge on the assailants, who have taken shelter at the couple’s house.
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6:05 Ω ›››‡ “Tell Me That You Love Me, Junie Moon” (1970) Liza Minnelli, Ken Howard. Three misfits meet in the hospital and move into a bungalow upon their release. 6:20 º ››‡ “The Jerk” (1979) Steve Martin, Bernadette Peters. A simpleton leaves his foster family, acquires a girlfriend and invents slip-proof eyeglasses. 6:30 ∏ ››‡ “Youth in Revolt” (2009) Michael Cera. iTV. A pretentious teenager invents a French alter ego in the hope of finding his way into the heart, and bed, of a pretty neighbor. 6:45 ∂ ››› “The Blind Side” (2009) Sandra Bullock,. A well-to-do white family takes in a homeless black teen and helps him realize his potential on and off the football field. 7:15 ∫ ››› “About a Boy” (2002) Hugh Grant, Toni Collette. An irresponsible playboy becomes emotionally attached to a woman’s 12-year-old son. 8:00 N ›››› “Unforgiven” (1992) Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman. An old gunslinger, his ex-partner and a quick-draw kid go bounty hunting in a town called Big Whiskey. Ω ››› “The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill but Came Down a Mountain” (1995) Hugh Grant, Tara Fitzgerald. A cartographer maps the terrain of a small village and crosses paths with a local beauty in 1917 Wales. 9:00 ∫ ››› “8 Mile” (2002) Eminem, Kim Basinger. Living with his destitute mother, a young man in Detroit tries to overcome obstacles and achieve success as a rapper. 9:50 º ››› “The Mask” (1994) Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz. An ancient mask transforms a drab bank clerk into a grinning Romeo with superhuman powers. 10:00 π ›››‡ “Avatar” (2009) Sam Worthington, Voice of Zoe Saldana. On an alien planet, a former Marine falls in love with a blue-skinned warrior and sides with her people against humankind’s encroachment on their lush world. ª ››› “The Bourne Identity” (2002) Matt Damon, Franka Potente. A woman helps an amnesiac,who has a dangerous past, to dodge assassins as he tries to learn about himself. 11:35 º ››› “Die Hard 2” (1990) Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia. The sequel’s police hero spots military terrorists while waiting for his wife at a Washington, D.C., airport. 11:45 Z ››› “Carrie” (1976) Sissy Spacek, Piper Laurie. A social misfit with psychic powers wreaks havoc at her prom to get even with pranksters. 12:50 ∫ ›› “Sweet Home Alabama” (2002) Reese Witherspoon, Josh Lucas. Separated from her Southern husband, an engaged New York fashion designer confronts him about a divorce.
WEDNESDAY MARCH 16, 2011 6:00 J ››‡ “Management” (2008) Jennifer Aniston, Steve Zahn. A smitten motel manager pursues a beautiful saleswoman following their unexpected, but life-changing, tryst. 6:10 ª ››› “The Long Kiss Goodnight” (1996) Geena Davis, Samuel L. Jackson. Former cohorts come after a small-town New England mom who gradually remembers her past as a government assassin. 6:15 π ››‡ “Beverly Hills Cop III” (1994) Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold. A hip detective from Detroit tracks a crime ring to a Los Angeles fun park called WonderWorld. 8:00 π ››› “Monster’s Ball” (2001) Billy Bob Thornton, Heath Ledger. A racist prison-guard has an intense affair with a black woman after her husband dies on death row. 8:15 ª ›› “Armored” (2009) Matt Dillon, Jean Reno. Armored-truck guards turn against one another after their plan to rob their company goes terribly awry. 9:00 , ››› “Voyage in Italy” (1953) Ingrid Bergman, George Sanders. An English couple on the verge of divorce go to Naples and see a miracle .∫ ›››‡ “Chicago” (2002) Catherine Zeta-Jones. A lawyer handles the cases of two murderous women who are looking to gain celebrity from their public exposure.
Vol. 23, No. 25 • March 10 – 16, 2011
THURSDAY MARCH 10, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter M NBA Basketball Dallas Mavericks at New Orleans Hornets. 1:00 8 College Basketball Big East Tournament, First Quarterfinal: Teams 2:00 ; English Premier League Soccer 2:30 M Italian Serie A Highlight Show (N) 3:00 8 College Basketball Big East Tournament, Second Quarterfinal: T M PGA Tour Golf WGC Cadillac Championship, First Round. 4:00 ; College Basketball Pac-10 Tournament, First Quarterfinal 5:30 8 Jim Rome Is Burning 6:30 ; College Basketball Pac-10 Tournament, 8:00 8 College Basketball Big East Tournament, Third Quarterfinal: Teams 9:00 3 NBA Basketball Los Angeles Lakers at Miami Heat. 10:00 8 College Basketball Big East Tournament, Fourth Quarterfinal: ; College Basketball Pac-10 Tournament, Third Quarterfinal 11:00 M International Poker 11:30 3 NBA Basketball Denver Nuggets at Phoenix Suns.
FRIDAY MARCH 11, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter M College Basketball Big East Tournament, Fourth Quarterfinal: 12:30 PM [ Blinkers Off 1:00 8 College Basketball Big Ten Tournament, First Quarterfinal: 2:00 ; Women’s College Basketball Big 12 Tournament, First Semifinal: 3:00 8 College Basketball Big Ten Tournament, Second Quarterfinal: 4:30 ; Women’s College Basketball Big 12 Tournament, Second Semifinal: 6:30 8 Pardon the Interruption 7:30 M Premier League World (N) 8:00 8 College Basketball Big East Tournament, First Semifinal: ; Action Sports World Tour 9:00 M NBA Basketball Atlanta Hawks at Chicago Bulls. 10:00 8 College Basketball Big East Tournament, Second Semifinal: ; College Basketball Pac-10 Tournament, First Semifinal: 11:30 M NBA Action
SATURDAY MARCH 12, 2011 12:30 PM * College Basketball Conference USA Tournament, Final: 12:31 PM N MuscleCar 1:00 8 College GameDay ; Women’s College Basketball Big 12 Tournament, Final: 2:00 _ ( College Basketball SEC Tournament, First Semifinal: 2:40 * College Basketball Big Ten Tournament, First Semifinal: Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide
3:00 ` PGA Tour Golf WGC Cadillac Championship, Third Round. 3:30 ; Women’s College Basketball Pac-10 Tournament, Final: 4:00 8 College Basketball ACC Tournament, Second Semifinal: 4:30 _ ( College Basketball SEC Tournament, Second Semifinal: 5:00 * College Basketball Big Ten Tournament, = MLB Preseason Baseball Cubs vs Reds. 7:00 * College Basketball Pac-10 Tournament, Final: Teams 8 College Basketball Big 12 Tournament, Final 8:00 ; UEFA Champions League Soccer. 9:00 = NBA Basketball Utah Jazz at Chicago Bulls. 10:00 8 College Basketball Big East Tournament, Final: Teams 10:30 ; Baseball’s Golden Age 11:30 ∂ Boxing Sergiy Dzinziruk vs. Sergio Martinez, Middleweights.
SUNDAY MARCH 13, 2011 12:00 * Road to the Final Four 8 College GameDay 12:30 PM ` NHL Hockey Chicago Blackhawks at Washington Capitals. 1:00 _ ( College Basketball SEC Tournament, Final: Teams ) MLB Preseason Baseball Cardinals at Mets. 8 College Basketball ACC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. ; Auto Racing D1 Grand Prix Drifting: Fuji Season Finale. 2:00 M Premier League World 3:00 _ ( NBA Countdown ` PGA Tour Golf WGC Cadillac Championship, Final Round. 3:30 _ ( NBA Basketball Orlando Magic at Phoenix Suns. * College Basketball Big Ten Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. 4:00 = MLB Preseason Baseball Dodgers at Cubs. 4:30 ; Baseball’s Golden Age 6:00 * NCAA Basketball Championship Selection Show 8:00 M PGA Tour Golf WGC Cadillac Championship, 10:00 ; Baseball’s Golden Age 11:30 ` Mike’d Up: The Francesa
MONDAY MARCH 14, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter 12:30 PM ; Amazing Sports Stories 2:00 ; English Premier League Soccer Teams to Be Announced. M Tennis BNP Paribas Open. 3:00 8 Outside the Lines First Report 5:00; Action Sports World Tour 7:00 8 NCAA Women’s Basketball Selection Special
8:00 8 NBA Basketball San Antonio Spurs at Miami Heat. 9:00 4 WWE Monday Night RAW M Boxing Friday Night Fights. 10:30 8 NBA Basketball Magic at Lakers. 11:00 ; Baseball’s Golden Age 11:30 ∂ Boxing Sergiy Dzinziruk vs. Sergio Martinez, Middleweights.
TUESDAY MARCH 15, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter ; Snow Motion (N) M Argentine Soccer Teams 12:30 PM ; XTERRA Adventures 12:45 PM 9 Sport Today M Tennis BNP Paribas Open. 2:30 ; UEFA Champions League Soccer 3:00 8 Outside the Lines First Report 6:30 F College Basketball NCAA Tournament, First Round: M Italian Serie A Highlight Show 7:00 8 NCAA Women’s Basketball Bracket Special 7:30 8 College Basketball NIT Tournament, First Round: 8:00 ; UEFA Champions League Soccer M CONCACAF Champions League Soccer Semifinal, 1st Leg: Teams 9:00 F College Basketball NCAA 9:30 M Tennis BNP Paribas Open. 11:00 ; Amazing Sports Stories
WEDNESDAY MARCH 16, 2011 12:00 8 SportsCenter 12:30 PM ; Babe Winkelman’s Good Fishing 1:00 8 MLB Preseason Baseball Boston Red Sox at Atlanta Braves. ; In Fisherman Critical Concepts 1:30 ; In-Fisherman Specials 2:00 M Tennis BNP Paribas Open. 3:00 ; Action Sports World Tour 5:30 8 Pardon the Interruption F NCAA Pregame M 2010 World Series of Poker Europe 6:30 ; Amazing Sports Stories F College Basketball NCAA Tournament, First Round. 7:00 8 The Association: Boston Celtics (N) ; 2011 Coaches’ Tournament Show 8:00 8 NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Miami Heat. M CONCACAF Champions League Soccer Semifinal, 1st Leg: [ Race Night 9:00 F College Basketball NCAA Tournament, First Round: 10:00 ; XTERRA Adventures 10:30 8 NBA Basketball Mavericks at Warriors. 11:30 F NCAA Postgame ; The Final Score