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T y y Stm, captain of UW's vardty rugby teem, brefks away from the paekin Iasl Saturday's game Phofo by,Simon Wheeler s p a s t GWtph. The Warriors W o n 18-3.

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by ~ e a Wood n Imprint staff "What 1s going to happen to the students?' asked Aiderman John Shortreed on the subject of the housing crisis during last Monday's meeting of Waterloo Clty Council. It was Alderman Shortreed who questioned the enforcement df the city bylaw lim~tingthe occupancy of a single family dwelling t o five unrelated people o r a famlly and three borders. Waterloo already has a low vacancy rate. Wlth city councit urging enforcement of the bylaw luniting the number of residents ~n a house, many students may be looking for new places to llve as early as November.

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The m a m target of complalnts, according t o Alderman Paul Voelker 1s absentee landlords. Voelker went on to say that the bylaw should be modlfied to distingu~shbetween absentee landlords and those who rent out rooms in then own homes.

evlct five of the students she whould be faced with a fine as high as $20,000 city Engineer Jim Wlllls

complained that the city would be "placing 1t.s employees in a n d uncomfortable asked them to enforce the byjaw selmvely. He went on to say ' Alderman Mary Jane W h ~ n - that the pcoblem with the bylaw ney agreed and added that she rs that 1t 1s essentially only a felt the bylaw should be -body count" and isamblguous changed to accommodate for In deflnmg a slngle family larger homes such as that be- home, longing t o Mary Orser. Mrs It seems unlrkely that any Orser laves with her son and daughter ln a n old= seven bed- blndlng decision will be made room victor~an~style home on on the lssue untll the housing Albert Street. She 1s currently task force, whlch city hall 1s ~n renting to eight student tenants. the process of setting up, has Earlcr this month she was told been fufly formed and returns by the city that if she did not with itsreport.

Forrest wins VPUA in landslide by Andrew Saikali Imprint staff Scott Forrest won a declsive victory in Wednesday's electlon for Federataon vlcepresldentuniversity affarrs, taking 53.9% of the popular vote. Out of 13.944 ehgible voters, only 1,415 (10.1%) chose to vmt the polls. Forrest won each facultv. * . In-

cluding Science and Arts, home faculties of candidates A1 Revesz and Ian Mltchek respectw l y . rhe final breakdown 1s as folbws: Forrest 761 W 93-92 Mitchen 488 Or 34.5% Revesz 158 or, 11.2% There were SIX spoiled ballots. Respond~ngt o the low 10.1%

INSIDE l?2.. Legal advice on fees On the housing shortage - . p. 4. Forum pp. 5-8. KAOS in the Villages p. 9. In the shadbw of the bomb p. 11. Concert reviews p. 13.. sports pp. 17 & 18 Calendar and Classifieds - p. 19. e

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turnout figwe, FDrrest believes "they (students) don't know how much It affecu them." Mitchell crltrclsed "lack of student interest on imp0kTant issues such a s ComPuIer feesc"a P O I ItY of all three candidates. Mitchell attributes his loss t o lack of exposure, given the short c a m p a w perlodb For their efforts, he "owes a lot of thanks to those who worked on the campaign." Mitchell also belleves that a n lnformed student leadership 1s essentral, wlth "the more people In the know the better " As for Forrest, he cltes reachIng a large number of students through vtsltlng theclassrooms, as a factor In hrs victory. He thanks h ~ campalgn s team, led by Sally Anderson, Gord Sharp and W~llyGrove for t h e ~ ~nvalr uible support He now wants t9 get to know the people who will be workmg w ~ t hhlm "We all ran very sohd campa~gns," s a ~ dForrest, when kt was all over. "Now, I'm golngto go for what was promlsed "

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by Grseme Peppler Imprint staff A restructuring of the Ontario Student Assistance Program (OSAP) was a top priority discussed a t last weekend's fall conference of the Ontarlo Federation of Students Held at Wilfr~dLauaer lJn~verslty,theconference brought together delegates from universitles and colleges across Ontario to discuss w M measures the OFS should be taktng to have student concerns addressed at both the munc~pal and p r o v ~ n c ~levels. al Of part~cularconcern to delegates was the erosion of quallty In the post-secondary educat~on system. "Years of underfundmg and government neglect have weakened the system,"said Bernard Dramvllle, charperson of the OFS, "Now 1s the time for the government to reverse t h ~ process s " C ~ t ~ the n g "failure" of OSAPas a major example, Dralnv~lleIntends to brmg pressure on the Ontarlo government to reform its educat~onprograms whlch he clearly feels are not movlng In the r ~ g h td~rectlon. In the last four years, access to loans and grants has declmed, according to OFS spokesman. The average OSAP loan has increased by 120% whlle the average grant size has decline by 5%. To take measure ef what the OFS terms a problematicstudent Ass~stanceProgram, rvspelml campaign committee has been set up to pmduce a report whlch w ~ l lbe submitted to the P r e m m of Ontario, the Treasurer, and the Mlnister for Colleges and Umverslt~esby late Februr a r y or early March. The campaign a des~gnedto produce a detalled analys~sof exlstlng student assistance problems such as the lnsufflclent number of grant ehg~b~llty per~odsand the excess~velyhlgh Interest rates on loans and lnappropnate repayment schedules for these loans. It w ~ l lalso look Into student h n g cost, the structure of inc~dentalfees, lmproved employmenâ‚Ź opportunities, and the accesslb~l~ty and sffordabllity of student hous~ng.

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Dralnv~llesees that a revamped OSAP system 1s needed but he belleves the prov~&~al government in intendmg to Introduce a n entlrely new assistance program He does not feel a new program will be an improvement ~fstudent Input is not acknowledged. "The Llberal government of Ontarlo 1s actlng ~ u s hke t the Conservatives dig before," explalns Dra~nvlllewith some dlsappolntment. "All thetr pollcles have evolved in secret." But he adds optlmlstrcally that, In the long run, the Llberals can not ignore student request because they realIze that much of t h e ~election r support came from students who want to see change in provmcial post-secondary gollcy. Obtalnlng adequate fundlng 1s clearly the' tntentlon of the OFS with regard t o upcoming\ provlnc~albudget "The c u t t w back of transfer payments from the federal government should not stop the provincial government from allocat1% an gppropnate amount of f i n a n c ~ nto~Ontarlo colleges and un1versltles.'' malntalns Dralnvllle, who alluded at the same t ~ m eto the fact that Ontarlo IS ranked ninth out of the ten CanadIan Provinces In comperative provlnclal fundlng of higher educat~on. Drainvllle would hke to see $23 mllhon ln federal transfer payments go to Ontarlo post-secondary Instltutrons, a move wh~chhe feels should have already been done. "The government must be made accountable far rts actionsand to the needs of students," satd Dralnvilk. Ofher topics d~scussedat the conference desk wlth northern Ontarlo college and university ~ssues,mternational student status at campuses, student representation a t local levels, biilngualism, and women's issues. With regard to,the l a t e r foplc, a resolution was Put forth by Guelphand Uwrepreientativtrs that all O F S member assoctations be encouraged to wrlte UW pres~dentDr Douglas Wnght requesting that the Unlverslty of Waterloo n o longer make their fac~lit~es avatlablefor the Miss Oktoberfest contest The resolutlon ~ a s s e dunan~mously.

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Student action urged by Graeme Peppler Imprint staff UW and WLW student representarives would like to seestudent issues, particularly those related to h o u s ~ raised q in the upcgming munlcjpal election t o

In a slngle accamodat~onto five. Flanagan belleves housing for students should not be limited in t h s way.' In his view, limits placed on the quantity of people in one house should be made w ~ t hre-

~the. theon m ~a& il0 em Federation br of Students fall conference held at Wilfrid taurierUniversity last weekend, sever01 discussions took pdce ps t o *at measures must be t&moli,the by the lucal Imi-vcmXy student representaiives. UW Federation of Students president Sonny Flanagan listed many cornplaints being put fonh by area residents a s well a s houslnp -bvl, aws which are only now beg~nninp to be enforced. Olf the compla~nts being aired, noise levels and fear of "ghettoizatlon" were most prominant as matters of communlty dissentlon. Overcrowdlng and unsafe condlt~onsfigure h~ghlyas m a p r compla~ntsas well. "We must Improve the qual~ t yof lrvlng standards," said Flanagan. "We are particularly concerned with the malntenance' of health and safety standards."' One of the bylaws bemg enforced recently 3s Bylaw ' S ~ 2 1 1 0 8which llmlts the ber of unrelated people llvlng

gard available t o the to the facilities studentsactually and to the s n e of theaccomodation; all accomodations shouM not be arbitrarily glven thesame maximum occupancy Level. Nthough he recognizes that several cases exist where extreme overcrowding 1s a problem tnere may also exlst cases where large accomodatrons have empty rooms'because the bylaw limtts them to only five occupants. Matt Cettosimo, WLU student union president. believes that the community residents are generalizing the few "bad apples" - those who cause the community mschlef - to the entire student populat~on. He feels thbt mun~clpally,students should make their concerns heard by acknowledpng that these "bad apples" d o exist but that they are In a &bstantial

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rng the municipal electron campaign. The corner at Unlverslty Avenue and Hazel Street is used frequently by students, said Certosimo. He believes the muntcipality should put stop llghts

at danger the Intersection to the many to reduce students the (elementary school children Included) who cross the street at thar corner. Both Flanagan and Certos m o belteve that students must be informed of these issues and that students in the Waterloo area must volce t h a r concerns to the local alderman if they are to get the changes needed. Attending all candidates' forums, enumerating students, and conductrng PR campaigns on and off campus were just a few of the suggestions made t o make student demands a n Issue lead~ng up to the municipal electlon O F S chairpnson Bernard Dra~nville belleves students must build thelr bargainmg power wtthln the community to ' the polnt that local alderman will m future be unable t o igminority. nore student proposals. He belt is not only the m u n ~ c ~ p a l Iteves two steps are requrred l o housing lssue whlch has the attain thls posltion of'credibll- ?' WLU student unlon president ~ t y :first, students must be educpncerned; he wouldalsol~keto cated on the tssuesand, second, see student translt access~bihty students must get out to Vote t o and road safety addressed dur- create that power base.

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’.COiiilcil. get& l.e.gal I itih4ti.e Ion cimiputer 1 fees ’ \ by Ian Lipton Imprint staff “The mandatory computer fee is discriminatory because it is not charged equally across the board,” said Federation of Students President Sonny Flanagan at last Sunday’s Students’ Council meeting. Flanagan was conveying the opinion of Tony Keller, the lawyer hired by the Federation to determine if the computer fees are j ‘, Alegal. Four weeks ago the,Committee on Mandatory Computer Fees (CMCF) was set up to decide how the Federation will protest the recently imposed computer fees. The committee concluded that the computer fees are a form of tuition and are being unjustly charged by the administration. lan Mitchell, chairman of CMCF, argued that although the university administrationis charging the fees as ancillary fees, they are actually

“back door” tuition fees. According to the council of Ontario Universities, ancillary fees are those fees imposed’ by the university which a student is required to pay upon registration, in order to fulfil1 the requiremerits-of the academic progra’m. However, the ancillary fees should not impede accessibility, should not pay for costs traditionally covered by general tuition fees, and should reflect the costs of the goods and, services provided. 1 “The CMCF feels th e computer fees do impede the accessibility, and are paying for costs that have been traditionally covered .by tuition fees,” said Mitchell. “And up to now, the administrati.on has not provided us with a breakdown Of where lhe money is going-” Last week, upon the advice of the CMCF, Flanagan met with Keller to determine the legality of the fees. “Mr. Keller is in the process of examining the case so ‘a conclusion will not be reached ‘I for a few weeks,” said Flanagan. But

Flanagan said that Keller does feel that the Fed- the appointment of Independent Studies rep. eration should protest the fees on their discrimiLinda Tranter as Vice-chairman, Education Commission. The position was left vacant after natory nature. The CMCF has started a protest. Two weeks Cara Anderson decided not to return to scli001 * this term. ago letters were sent out to all students on co-op, -I work term, uring them to withhold their computer fees for the winter term. ’ - the ‘appointment of Kathleen Nolan as Vice“lf the fees are deemed illegal we will inform chairman of Board of Communications, Nolan Students’ Council, Dr. Wright, and the Ontario - served on student’s council at the University of Government if necessary,” said Mitchell. “And if Western Ontario.. still satisfactory response is not given we will con- - - the decisiion to adveftise the vacancy of the tinue to encourage students to withhold the composition ‘of Chairman of the Creative Arts puter fees, and will go to court.” Board. That position became vacant when MiEven if the fees are found to be legal, the chael Provost resigned due to a heavy course CMCF will demand a full account,of how the load and pripr commitments to a school play. money is being spent. . - the presentation of a new legal expenditures Mitchell assured that the co-opmailout will be policy for the‘ Federation. The last-policy was rectified if the computer fees are deemed legal, passed in 1968, . but he failed to say how that would be done. - the presentation of the Federation General OpOther, unrelated events of the council meeting’ erating Budget for May 1985 to April 1986, ininclude: elusive. i

higher government that there is not total. loo council to act in the same Comments from the’ alderIn another sense, as well, the way. He hopes to make the “free men varied depending on how ’ interest in a “free zone”‘,for Canvictory was not total. Kitchener ada. zone” and election issue in Wathey vote& Those for the resoThose who voted against the\‘ The setting and aldermen will not have the question put terloo. lution stressed the importance on the ballot for the upcoming i issue felt that either the general were only slightly different, the of the vote being a signal to municipal election. Council felt presentation was the same, but the outcome, the discussion, the that there was not enough time ’ questioning, sentiment and to educate people about what a final vote were very much’ nuclear weapons free zone is beGord Carkner and which is based on the foundain the Western universityz’condifferent. Kitchener is close to fore the election. Also, there James Putick .’ text.” tion of unyielding. despair). becoming a nuclear weapons was a feeling that in order to “If Christianity has no .founPinnock presented three key “The secular critique erodesthe free zone. educate people it would cost too dation, it should not be taken parameters for the examination, very foundation of human life”, Doug Mohr, the UW psymuch, or at least there was no seriously,” said Dr. Clark Pinof~the credibility of religions. will to support the cost. \ chology student “peace activist” Secondly, Pinnock explored neck, in a provocative address It was therefore motioned The first parameter is “the ‘who presented his nuclear free the rational parameter. He appealedto some of the disco&need for each of us to make proposal’last week at Waterloo . that the resolution to become ’ to over-200 U W students in Arts Lecture Hall last week. The sense of the meaning of life: to City Council only to see council nuclear weapons free be deies of modern physics and McMaster University professor find a basis for value and pur“do nothing” about it, was recided then and there. The mobiology. Referring to astronopose. This is-the question of mer Robert Jastrow’s claim , warded with a victory last Montion passed, but barely, by a examined the modern critique of Christianity in a lecture en-’ what makes us human.” His day. The Kitchener council, in margin of 6 to 5. that mere science cannot extitled-“Christianity on Trial: A main point was that Christiancommittee, voted to make KitMohr was pleased and ‘said plain how the universe got here, Pinnock noted that most modPreliminary Hearing”. ity forms an adequate foundachener a nuclear weapons free that he thought the discussion “A lot of great minds, such as tion while secular answers have ern physicists agree that the unizone. The motion is still subject at this council was better than at Marx, Freud and Hume have fundamental problems-and selfto ratification at the full council ’ Waterloo. His plan is to use the ‘verse has a beginning. He also rejected-it (Christianity),” Pin- , contradictions (e.g. Bertrand meeting at 7:30 next Tuesday, mandate given by the Kitchener alluded to the complexity and neck noted. “11 is indeed on trial Russell’s atheistic philosophy council to pressure the Waterintricacy of biological orga’ October 15,‘so the victory was by Gord Durnin Imprint staff

public was not educated. about nuclear-weapons free zones or that, it was not a municiple issue. I

‘Mati profess-or *examines ’Christianity nisms and stated that this gives SOme indication’.of a creative “mind” behind it all. Finally Pinnock opened the investigation on the historical parameter. Logic points to the question Of whether this “COS’ mic mind” has identified itself or communicated to ‘mankind. “Was Jesus of Nazareth a clue? Was he just a good moral teacher like Confucious? Was he deceived or a deceiver?“, Pinneck mused, “or ‘was he truly who he claimed to be - God in the flesh?” The audience was left to decide.

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In cooperation with Campus Security and the Waterloo Regional Police, the Turnkeys will mark your bicycle with identification in order rhat it may be identified and returned to you if stolen. All you- need to do’ is take a few minutes and bring your driver’s license and your bicycle. There will be a draw for bike accessories 7 entry forms will be available to all students with new or old bike I.D.‘s. ,’ So drop by.. The Draw-will be held at 4:00 p.m. on Oct. 1Tth, Great Hall, Campus Centre.

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Students czin’t get out Of contract j by Susan Horsey . I -\‘ Legal Resource Of&e The U W Legal Resource Office is warning gtudents to beware of door-to-door ‘salespeople offering cut-rate prices o_n long-term magacine subscriptions. Large magazine companies periodically launch intensive campaigns to increase subscripti&% Since students are a prime target, sales representatives place special emphasis on highly-populated student areas, such as the residences, the Married Students complex, and Sunnydafe. ’ The salespeople persuade unwary consumers to buy five-year subscriptions to packages of magazines, claiming that the subscrip.. tions may be cancelled any time. This claim is. misleading. The Consumer Protection Act states that the cbnsumer has dnly 48 hours to cancel a contract. The Better Business Bureau advises that consumers should cancel by registered mail, within 48 hours of signipg the contract, and save a copy of the _ letter as proof. After 48 hours, the contract cannot be broken without the consent of both parties. The LRO has received a number of complaints from studehts who buy subscriptions, but don’t get all the magazines they ordered. Any magazihes they do receive arrive on an irregular basis. When they attempt to cancel, they discover they can’t break the\ contract. Kirk McMullin, a PhD student m microbiology, purchased a five-year subscription to ‘five magazines from a representative of Trans Canada Readers Service, a, division of Maclean Hunter Limited. When he and his wife didn’t receive most of the magazines,

by Shayla Gunter ” Imprint staff What are the consequences of sex and alcohol; together or separately? This is the question that three women from the UW Health ,and Safety clinic set out to explain and answer on Monday, October 7. Caroline Yagar and Linda Grant, registered nurses, and Marion Howell, the head of chmpushealth prbmotions, spoke with about thirty students about alcohol;‘sex and decisions relating to ‘both. Yagar defined sexuality (for the group); “It is a process, a constant changing, relating a combination of feelings, ideas, desires and physical experience. It has no centre, no essence, no beginning, no end, and no orderly set of static category can possibly encompass (it).” She informed the group that to make a responsible decision, be it sexual or otherwise, one, needs

they wrote the company two letters~ cancelling-their subscription, and then stoppedTmaking their monthly$15ipayment. The h4cMullin’s didn’t hear from Trans Canada again until their collection’ agency called demanding payment. When they refused;Trans Canada filed a claim with Small Claims Court. Last Friday, the company sued the McMullins and 14 other angry ’ subscribers for the remaining balance of their subscriptions. Trans Canada usually sues.one or two subscribers every month in Kitchener. Although the company had misled ill 15 subscribers b;, claiming thatihey, could cancel at any time, the judge was largely unsympathetic. He reminded them that they should have read the cot\ract before signing. He added that Trans Canada’s failure ,to deliver many of the magazines did not constitute a breach of contract, since, “Canada Post is often unreliable.” All of the subscribers were required to pay the remainder of their subscription, ?s ’ well as Trans Canada’s court cost. _ Mark Dahl, another UW student, is also facing claims ‘from Trans Canada, and had intended to dispute then-i in court. After seeing Friday’s outcome, he’s decided to come td an agreement with the collection agency to avoid court-costs. “I’ve learned a very expensive lesson,‘* said Dahl. If you are approgched by a Trans Canada representative, please contact the LRO in the Campus Centre, room 150A, or phone 885-0840. Before buying a magazine subscription from any company, make sure’you really want the subscription for the length of time’ indicated, and read the contract thoroughly. Finally, check with the Better Business Bureau to see if you’re dealing with a reputable company befor: signing a contract. ’

information. The women wanted to give that information to students who may not have had any opportunity to learn about it’ previously. Last y.ear, health services found that many young women came into the clinic who had high anxiety levels and many questions about contracehtives and infection. This progrhm, officially titled “Can we Talk?” was’started this year because of those quesiions and because there was a siight increase in the pregnancy rate last year. The group was given a case study about a young university couple deciding whether or not to become sexually involved. They were then split into four groups to.discuss questiong concerning the next move of the couple. Each group &as then given a possible conclusion and asked ’ to.discuss the feasibility of the situation. At the end of the discussion it was noticed that noni: of the groups took into the consideration ‘the subjects of birth dontrol or sexually transmit-

grams taking place pF$sently in a,n effort to reted diseases. Linda Grant later said that this was duce drinking and driving. It was noted that the usual response found at these programs. recently it is becoming more socially acceptable Alcohol awareness wasthen discussed. “Alcoto abstain from drinking, especially if planning ho1 is obviously an extremely important part of student lives,” said Marion Howell. “We have ’ o’f driving. )The final part of the evening was a shorty film decisions to \make about-how we are going t”o illustrating the case st,udy presented earlier: Prohandle alcphol.” Howell informed the group, that a University of a case of twenty four beers is the equivalent to I fessor Csnstance packhouse, Western Ontario professor, said in ihe film, “Soforty -ounces of liquor or five bottles of wine., ciety gives us such mix$d messages about sex She went OA to explain the factQrs that affect our especially to women .. . ,It is still&more socially response to alcohol such as past drinking expe’acceptable for males to be se)cually active.” Prorience; body weight, a person’s ,mood and fessor W.A. Fisher, alsb from W&tern, said, whether or liot someone is on meditition. “Contraception is still considered a woman’s problem.” She informed the group that one drink per hour (1 bottle of beer, 5 oz. of wine,,or 1 l/2 oz. The speakers said ‘that they hope ihat even if ’ nothing new was learned from this program, they pf liquor) is the “safe” limit; thk rate at which our bodies can metabolize alcohol. Also discussed ’ hope that students will rethink their values, ideas about responsibility and that the presentation ’ were the effects and consequences .of being will help couples realize that commqnication is drunk, drunk driving, alcohol’s long term effects (health and Felationship problems), and the provital to a relationship. -

Laptop computers . found convenient, but not esseritial _ by Christine Fischer 240 classes,- the lucky ‘guinea among the three, but they felt felt excited .enough about the Imprint staff pigs’ being chosen by lottery. that a portable computer is not computer to consider purchasThirty students are currently ThF enthusiasm to participate : .a real necessity for students. ing one af$er the experibent is using “laptops” donated by ’ in this experimental program is Each of the three uses the lapover, they are finding that it is Hewlett Packard to experiment; dverwhelming. “Almost eve- top at home, not in trdnsit, as is extremely convenient and feel with this new type of portable . ryone volunteered,” said possible. McConnell compriveleged to be a part of the computer in a ‘practical envirCowan. “So a.system of lottery mented that when she did try to experiment. onment. had to be used.” . Wesley Graham, Dean tif use it at the library one time,” so . Three hundred of theie lightThree of the students who are - many people asked questions compu’ting and Communicaweight (nine pounds) batteryinvolved ’ with the experiment, about it that 1 didn’t get any tions at U W also commented on operated machines were Dawn Miles, Louise McConwprk done.” the laptops. He feels that it is donated to ‘UW by Hewlett nell and . Brian Prachar cdmAll agreed that. the laptop “. ..a wonderful program. The Packard in July. At present, mented on the program. does have its. problems. The students involved in the experihi>wever, only about 45 are on McConnell, who lives in printei is sldwer than usual, es- - ment ‘are making a sacrifice to campus. The remainder conGuelph, finds the-laptop very pecially when more than one further this type of research betinue td arrive slowly, the full convenient, since long hours at person uses it. More impor: cause of the problems involved.’ amount expected in late fall, acthe University computer room tantly, though,.the screen is dif: However, they ace fortunate to ’ cording to UW computer are impossible because of where ficult to read unless there is the . be,a%part of the program which science professor Don Cowan. - she lives. advances computing at UW..” correct type of lighting , positi’ The thirty currently.in use are The convenience ‘of these oned -properly. Only time tiill tell how useful spread evenly among three CS computers is not disuputed . Although none of the three these computers really !are. 8

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” Students not’the problem, ‘but inadequate housing is Amongst all the recent clamour about Waterloo’s uptown housing shortage, one thing is consistently overlooked: students do not live in extremely cramped quarters, paying exhorbitant rent, by choice. They do so because their options are limited by a lack of adequate housing and no lack of landlords willing to charge up to $225 for a single room and $175 for a shared room. It is a shame that the only reason that the student has come to the fore is because of housing crisis complaints by residents about excessive noise and overcrowding. As a result, some local politicians have run scared and the only response they have to the problem is to enforce archaic bylaws on occupancy limits, which are totally unrealistic given the severity of the housing crisis. If the city byjaw limiting occupancy to five unrelated persons per household is enforced, hundreds of UW and WLU students will be out on the streets. Some solution! Hopefully, when the city’s task force on uptown housing

is formed and studies the matter more thoroughly, they will offer more imaginative solutions than evicting students from their homes. If student representation and input on this task force is encouraged - as city officials promise others should be able to see that students themselves are not the problem, but that students are victims in all this. They must pay outrageous sums of money for the privilege of being packed ten to a house, often in sub-standard accomodation. It’s time that the student housing problem was addressed directly - with the construction of the proposed townhouses on the north campus, along with additional low-income housing off campus. As well, it would help if the city was as intent on enforcing property standards as it is on enforcing occupancy limits. Overcrowding and noise in the uptown area are merely one symptom of the larger disease: a lack of suitable student housing at a fair price. Rick Nigol

Suzuki. just an observer as he offers no sohtions O.K. David Suzuki, scientist and humanitarian, there is a problem with government, academics and society at large being ignorant about science and ethics. We gathered that much from your speech at UW two weeks ago. The world is tied to the tracks and the train is coming. So what are we going to do about it? The shoulders collapse in a shrug and open palms fly up in the air in response. He hides behind the words: “I’m only an observer. I’m not here to offer solutions.” Well Suzuki, there are just too many damned observers around. Tell us, who if not you - one of the most informed and visible - is going to start offering solutions and doing something. Talk is not only cheap and plentyful, it also begins to have its own numbing dynamic as a consequence. We have all heard from Jonathan Schell, Helen Caldicott and a multitude of other minor celebrity “activists” who are active only with words. The air is filled with this talk of approaching doom‘and we are starting to suffocate. It would be interesting to hear about Suzuki withholding his taxes or forming a coalition of scientists who set a standard for ethical practise, lived up to it themselves and actively recruit others to do so. Why have we not heard about things like this? Why have there been ,no solutions offered? Perhaps it is because you have not the ability to see the solutions; you who are so well read, so observant and so outspoken. what can

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To the editor: I am writing in response to a letter by Randy Arthurentitled “Star Wars is the best defence:‘, contained in last week’s Imprint. I must say that I have never seen so many ludicrous statements appear in a span of but a few short paragraphs. I do not wish to address them all, but rather, I will focus on what appears to be his main point, that “SD1 is the most credible deterrent to clear war currently on the horizon simply because it removes the option of an effective counterforce attack (first strike) from the Soviet Union.” This is absolute bunk! SD1 willnot be credible because it will not work, neither at the systems level nor as a strategy. There are many reasons for this, I .will touch on just a . few. _ At the. system level, \we are talking about tracking ~l%~O+ warheads, in addition to a larger number of decoys, and destroying the warheads before they. reach their target. This must be done in a matter of minutes. human or humans possibly carry out this task, so a “battle management computer” !;;;,‘,3p” utilized. No computer exists today which can match BU-

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by Mike Lob I got to thinking about names the other day, particularly ’ names that, we have and don’t use.or names that we don’t have ‘that we use, or prefer’ to anyway, My true name is i(ok Keong, chosen by my parents, probably after much consultation with the wiser ones in the family. However, in the first week .or so at school in Toronto for my grade thirteen, a guidance counsellor suggested Mike would probably be easier for her. She had to deal with various other students with rather special adjustment problems, being new -to Canada, and their having difficult names certainly did not seem to help. Of course, the question of having my dignity bruised was never raised since I didn’t find.it too offending to be called differently for practical reasons. Furthermore, .- Westerners seem to have this rather liberal .outlook on names, except the Win’daors and the Mulroneys perhaps. I would probably have been slightly overemphasizing the issue if I had protested violently, and everything worked out fine as I became used to Mike Loh. Back in Malaysia one gets quite used to all kinds of, names,-since the school children are streamed together at a young age and names that reveal one’s ethnic origin are taken as only natural. However, the practice of adopting Christian names while maintaining the.ancestral surname ’ has become increasingly popular for ‘Western-educated parents r to keep up,with the new age, in compliance with religious norms, or simply because they don t know how to pick a name in Chinese, Indian, or in their other mother tongues. . To name‘in Chinese, I know, is a pretty complex task.. While finding a nice sounding garden-variety one word name like Mike requires no extensive- consideration in English, the Chinese are very particular about the deeper implications of a child’s name, and in some-case even the hour of birth is taken into account. Furthermore, 4he conibinations to construct a poetic and meaningful two-character name are endless. Many, like my parents, simply resorted to the more commonly used ones that had stood the test of time and proved to be no less benificial to male children in guiding them through their lives. What about literal translations? Well, by -Westernstandards, these areas difficult to comprehend as to pronounce. My name, and various others in Chinese, if translated literally would probably describe newly built, nuclear submarines better than it does those human -virtues which the Chinese value most,. That migh],explain why taking on popular Western personal names is taken 1 lightly by those who have them; it’s a matter of conven-, ience and acceptance.

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To the editor: ’ than to others. If I show you my transcript withgood marks does The Miss Oktoberfest Beauty Pageant .has come under fire it give you pleasure? I think not. recently for exploiting women’s physical attributes and ignoring Oktoberfest, is traditionally a social event. Farmers who their intelligence. Okay, fair bail. But what is a beauty pageant worked their fields in isolation went to town to party. We go to anyway? pubs and carry the flame. So organizers of a social event hold a The way I see,it, people have two kinds of attributes: social . contest glorifying social ‘attributes, big deal. I can’t see this as and personal. For example: appearance, personality and artistic any threat to personal attributes because there’s a time and a ’ talents are social attributes. They are useless if they are not for everything. Do your professors give you marks for shared. Alone in the desert you might as well not have a face. On ~ place personality when you fail your finals? the other hand, intelligence, fitness and religious beliefs are Abolition of a -beauty contest reminds me of .the big concern .personal attributes .which‘bring more pleasure to the individual over whether or not a man should open a door ‘for a woman. Remember that? Most of the women I know would be upset if the door wasn’t opened for them..Some traditions of glorification have arisen from respect and’shouid not be abolished under the - _ guise of equality.

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To the editqr: . A physicist -who works with high energy lasers, a political This letter is in response to Randy -Arthur’s “defence” of Star scientist and a researcher into conflict resolution*do not tieed to Wars and his incorrect, and somewhat insultirig c+cism of the further “acquaint themselves with the benefits of,strategic deSeptember 27 article about three UW professors and their view fence” and .probably a,re at least “remotely familiar with the on the undesirability of Staf Wars. Arthur made many errors in current balance of Sdviet and U.S; fqrces,” which Arthur implies ,. his letter, some. of them out of ignorance, but some of them are a _, they are not. result of not carefully reading the article, Due to sPade limita,Arthur also falsely-Assumes that the U.S. is willinito use Star tions, I -will only ‘highlight a few of the-proble,tis. Wars as a bargaining chip, which is ‘not the case. Shortly after Arthur states that these three professors ,were not Star Wars _ the Russians proposed a 50% bilateral cut in nuclear arms if. “experts” and that they should get off.,their ?‘ivory’ tower and space weapons are b,anned, Reagan stated that under no circumbetter acquaint’themselves with the benefits of strategic de- stances will Star Wars research be a bargaining chip at the next fence.” If Arthur had read the article, he would have realized that talks at G6neva. If the U.S. is unwilling to use Star Wars as a Prof. Hepburn was a member of “Science for Peace,” that Ashok bargaining chip now’, do you seriously t’hink ihey will after they is a Professor of Political Science, and’ that Regehr not only have invested trillions of dollars in hardware? teaches in the Peace and-Conflict program, but is also head of Towards the end of the letter Arthur also i’mplies that Star research there. A little homework would have brought furthep Wars could force Pease on the Soviets, but history shows us that enlightenment,‘such as the fact that Hepburn is’cross-appointed this is an unreafistic~dream. U.S.A. had the first’atomic-bomb, in Physics aud Chemistry, and one of his areas of specialization the first hydrogen bomb, the first ICBM, the first submarine involves high energy lasers. launched miss&, the first multiple warhead, etd., etc. ObviousI%?

this pressure did not bring the Russians to their knees; in the same manner that the first space flight by the Russians invoked the frbnzied American space program, ,to “try and catch up.” Arthur also states that Star Wars would be t‘he best deterrent “even if it only destioys ,2O% of the inbound, warheqds,” andincorrectly implies that this would result in 20% of the,U.S, missiles being left intact. This is incorrect for two yeasons: 1) Star Wars would not be designed to destroy-bombe‘rs, cruide: missiles, or even submarine launched ballistic missiles; 2) Most ICBM’s have multiple warheads,. which means that one enemy missile can hit 7.to 10 targets on average. Therefore if one country destroyed 20% of the inbound missiles, there would still beabout 5 to 8 incoming warheads for each &iss!e silo, . I In conclusion. Arthur’s argument is short-sighted, histori: tally and technically incorrect and ignore& the complex-realities of the nuclear issue. Donald McCrack& Graduate Studies GeoeraDhv

._ ‘\ To the eilitor: this implies intoxication, then half of the students and profesOn Saturday, September 21, Aaron Palmer, a “prominent.stusors here would be in a drunken s’tate 90% of the time. dent at UW, was evicted from Fed Hall for two terms:His offence Does a person dance-wildly only when he/she is drunk? Does a -,being himself. The assistant man_ager of Fed Hall claimed that _ person never stumble on steps when he/she is sober? It seems Aaron (who %vas underage at the ‘time) was intoxicated because that Aaron’s offence is not in- being, intoiicated, but simply in he “appeared” intoxicated. They did not inform ,him of his- being non-confortiist. We are talking of,a person who dance-s in-1OOC weather &earina shorts atid listeninn to,some tune play“crime” at that time and.gave him no chance to argue this claim then. They did not test his breath. They d-id not, in any way, look 1ing in his -head, and -he does this when he is sober. Perhaps the for concrete evidence that he had been.drjinking. assistant manager does not do this when she is sober, but her Those of us ‘who were at Fed Hall that n_ight cati testify that conventions are neither:Aaroti’s..nor ours. If con,formity and sobriety are synonymous, then any‘one’who deviates from the Aaron had not‘ been drinking. Thqse of us who were at Fed Hall can testify that Aaron appears intoxi&ted all the time, regard1norm‘is a drunken fool who ought to be denied admission into ’ less of the level df alcohol in his system. The assistant mariager.\ any social gathering. states that“Aaron ran into her and almost knocked her over. If’ Up until this incident, the admi&tration of Fed Hall has been

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To the ‘editor: women, atid childi.en have po ‘first, to love the Lord thy God In the article “Suztiki Urges “, faith in God {he‘ ‘Creator of and second to love thy neighfaculty boycott of SD]” (Im‘\ heaven and earth, Gad-given bour as thyself.. print October 4, 1985), D. Su- - spiritual faculties of man, and ! J. Shroeder zuki was quoted as saying: le&us Christ .the Saviour, who Department of Citiil Engineer: “We are living with enormous taught two basic moral rules: ind problems . . -largely becuase we entertain a number---of strange illusions”. To the e&tor: > h the word processor; well, why The strangest illusion today Arts students unite! don’t ‘we all taki out an ticis a cosmology, in which the I believe it’s time ‘that tic! count? I mean it will be’great heavens ’ are a’ four-dimentook some action & extra bilfor doing egsa*s and, besides, sional utopia of relativity, the ling ’ f&r computer usage. It’s we’ve PAID’fG;r it. It’s n@t that existence of tht?ebrth is an actime the administration found , difficult -. just go over to the’ cident, and life’& genetic un,out .ex.actly what computer domputing office,, and let’s certainty. Furthermore, since usage is altabout. Now if you find out if the administration the equalities of sciehces prohave been keefiing up to dtite ’ was counting on till-thqse s&uvide noI ethics, for problem with the articles in-the Imprint dents whb paid for the privi-, solving, the conduct of cosmological man is based on rates , .yot~ would have read that we : lege of taking advantage of it. are entitled tD an “account” tin D. Owen Price of animal survival.-.’ ’ . . _1st Year Arts

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by Nicole Gnutzman Imprint staff UW’s Board of Entertainment has a new philosophy, and a new entertainment director. With the departure of Gary Stewart last summer comes the advent of David Simpson at the helm of BEnt. Simpson’s credentials are impressive, his lifestyle interesting, and his personality full of enthusiasm for the enterainment year. Having spent the last five years in Sacramento., California, promoting and producing concerts as a private venture, he views this undertaking as “an interesting way of seeing how university entertainment operates.” Simpson’s entrance into the entertainment world may, in fact, be attributed to chance,

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An opportunity had arisen for further development of his capacity as an entertainment producer without the private financial risk. In contrast to his private enterprise in California, Simpson sees “the ideals of BEnt as different,” in that BEnt is not a money-making venture: The philosophy behind BEnt this year is “to bring a diversity of shows to the university at a break-even point,” and to present entertainment “in as economical and esthetic a manner as possible.” BEnt’s role is to try and establish a range of contemporary music and comedy acts which appeal to the student clientele. Up-and-coming

include: a comedy concert on Wednesday, October 16 featuring comics-from Y uk Y uks such as The Norm, Steve Brinder, and Evan Carter; K.D. Lang a country-punk artist; Icicle Works,.a new wave band from England who will play on Hallowe’en; and also , Teenage During Oktoberfest, Head. there will be a pub featuring the Alpine Brass on Friday the 18th at Fed Hall, and on Thursday the 17th, BEnt will be helping the Arts Student Union with a dry Oktoberfest at South Campus Hall. On the horizon for BEnt is the implementation of a once-a-month free concert, a policy which, in fact, has already been agreed upon by both Simpson and the Federation of Students administra-

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.WPIRG board acclaimed The Waterloo Public Interest Research Group (WPIRG) has six new Directors for its Board. They were acclaimed this past week. Elections were planned, but most of WPIRG’s current volunteers (there are about fourty-five volunteers) have decided to get involved with other WPIRG committees. No ‘unknowns’ stepped forward. The WPIRG Board of Directors decide policy and direction for the group. The following are statements by the six new Directors. (There is one returning member.) Tim Elkin My intest in WPIRG started shortly after arriving on campus, This organization, whose mandate questions the ‘status quo,’ and whose focus included concerns reenvironmental quired further investigation. So over the past three year I’ve been involved with many WPIRG seminars and study groups on ecological issues. I have also been involved with other local community groups, such as Ebytown Food Co-op, Global Community Centre, and the Eco-Community Pi-eject. My own research into environmental quality in Waterloo Region is providig valuable local insights. At this stage I have sufficient understanding of the role of WPIRG, in both a local & provincial context, to want to make a direct contribution to its present operation and future direction. Alexandra McQueen Although 1 am a newcomer to the WPIRG Board of Directors,, 1 feel that I am well-suited for the position of director due to my enthusiastic interest in the workings and activities of WPIRG. As a Board member, I will attempt to ensure both the smooth running of WPIRG and the extension of WPIRG’s activities on cam,pus and in the community. I am a strong proponent of public interest reasearch, and, as such, -feel that the position of director would be benificial for both myself and for WPIRG.

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because while on a holiday visiting friends in California he was asked to put up some money to finance a show, and he stayed, leaving his teaching position at the University of- Bordeau behind. After the initial investment, and a subsequent immersion into the field of entertainment, Simpson realized that the realm of entertainmentwas, in fact, “a roller coaster ride in the promotion and production business.” Again, on an&her holiday, visiting Toronto, where he had attended York University and graduated with an honours B.A. in English, he happened upon an ad in The Globe and Mail in regard to the position of entertainment programmer at the University of Waterloo.

Donna Jennison As an outdoor educator with the Halton Region Conservation Authority for four years, my work experiences include nature interpretation, camp directorship, program planning and promotion and staff training and evaluation. The important question at this stage in my life is “How can 1 make a difference?” I am committed to learning the role of the individual in changing enviorn-

mental attitudes and ethics and what I can do to make these changes happen. 1 see my -involvement with WPIRG as a time to share and learn and improve my capabilities and Ihose of WPIRG.

mental issues. A position on the Board has allowed me not only a personal knowledge of the issues, but also the opportunity to actively participate in an organization that promotes and seeks solutions to these problems.

Bejamin Finkelstein The University of Waterloo is ’ fortunate enough to have a reMarnie Wedlake search and popular education I currently do volunteer work organizatio such as WPIRG on with Youth in Conflict the the campus. Still, it is a tragedy that Law, a local bail supervison so many students remain comprogram. I am a member of the placent to many social and enK-W Humane Societ-y,‘the Canvironmental issues that affect adian Nature Federation and their lives. We must realize that Greenpeace. 1 believe public edjust being aware of many issues ,ucation backed by research is is a step;0 solving the& not only very important but is One year ago at this time 1 also quite essential. Along with became involved in the planthis idea I am also very much in ning of a WPIRG conference favour of openly inviting others on Community Economic Deto share and benefit from inforvelopment, a concept 1had little mation gathered by WPlRG knoivledge of. Today, after exmembers. perience in planning the confer1 like the idea of having the ence and, participating on the opportunity to be actively insummer Board, I have gained a volved in the research and pres-greater sense of awareness on a entation -of information on pertinent issues. variety of social and environ-

John Willis Almost five years with Greenpeace Canada has brough me into contact with PlRGS in both Ontario and New York, and their work has always impressed me. For my part, 1 have ‘been a national board member of Greenpeace for three years; spent a year as national toxics project co-ordinator (designed the recent Great Lakes boat tour); and previous to this worked on fundraising, public education, and press relations. I have over the years actively campaigned (and spoken publicly) on acid rain, habitat destruction, and nuclear issues. Currently, 1 am the Uranium Transport Project Co-ordinator for Greenpeace. 1 look forward to increasing my skills as a researcher, and working with other students toward common goals. At present, 1 am in the lndependant Studies Programme. My work is focussed. on a ‘critique of political economy, based on the Frankfurt School.

Pageant protest will continue, says Bate by Christine Sinding The 1,429 signatures presented to UW president Douglas Wright, may not have stopped the 20 Miss Oktoberfest contestants from ‘strutting their stuff last night; however, the anti-pageant petition has provoked awareness and may give rise to an annual protest if the event is not removed from university ground. Janet Bate, a strong figure behind the Woman’s Centre’s drive against the pageant, said the obvious goal of the centre is to see the contract between the university and Oktoberfest Incorporated terminated for 1986. She said the centre is supporting the “collective rights” of women and the university has a responsibility to recognize the demeaning values such a pageant supports; especially considering the role universities play in the support of progress and education within so&ety. “I don’t think getting more signatures will persuade the president further. For myself, I believe, should the president choose not to stop renting the space to the pageant, the most effective route to take is in having an annual protest and make it uncomfortable for Oktoberfest Incorporated to continue holding the pageant here,” said Bate. The Woman’s Centre launched it’s campaign *against the pageant last July and a main concern of the centre are the stringent rules which limit the pageant to a minority group of women in society. Such rules exclude women who are married, have children in or out of wedlock, com’mon law wives, divorced women, etc. Furthermore, the Woman’s Centre opposes what beauty pageants in general classify as talent ... simplistic routines which in no way serve as criteria for entry into the contest. In response, the Women’s Centre urged the nublic and students to witness ‘true talent’ at a coffeehouse held% the Psychology Lounge ‘at the same time as the pageant last night. Although Bate believes the university will be better off without the pageant, representatives of the Humanities Theatre say students have a lot to

lose. Dan Donaldson, manager of the Centre ofthe Arts, said the contract with Oktoberfest lncorporated is their largest single money maker and losing such a contract may mean future cut backs in the very equipment students need to learn. “The $8,000 contract with Oktoberfest Incorporated is the largest single rental client we have and if it were not there, we would find it difficult to replace. That rental figure is needed and is poured into the, facilities here. Without it, the lack of such money might indirectly affect students,” said Donaldson. He said the university holds no opinion on the event b+ merely rents a facility to a company. “The pageant is going to happen whether it is here or not. These facilities are built for academics and are supported by the public’s tax dollars. We should have a desire to return the investment to the community and try to this by presenting such events,” said Donaldson. “I think there are other, more important women’s issues on campus as opposed to whether or not the Miss Oktoberfest pageant is run here. If there aren’t, students here have something to be proud of.” On the other side of the coin, the Oktoberfest executive believes they are being unfairly picked on and pointed to a variety of other pageants which represent the same ideas the Women’s Centre is concerned aboLit. “Everybody is entitled to an opinion, but I think we are being wrongly picked on. We have never ran into this problem before but it’s not so much that they are against the pageant but rather, against it’s location,” said Stewart. “The contest itself is enjoyed.” However, the Woman’s Centre does have complaints against the pageant and with the support of the petition, they plan to pursue the issue. Janet Bate says a university is a place to estab- , lish progressions and, as the pageant maintains unfair and stringent rules, the university should view the termination of the contract as being progressive, rather than viewing it as censorship.

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“And the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood . ..Andthekingsoftheearth.andthe great men, and the rich men . . . and every free man hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains.” “We’re not talking about some social issue here. What we’re talking about is a missile that could blow most of this continent away. There aren’t going to be one hell of a lot of survivors, and the few that make it,\wi.ll wish to God they were dead.”

west German protestor Every day I pass a car whose bumper proclaims “The End is Near.” With the impending arms talks, andthe dry voice of the reporter, and the puzzling-apathy it all evokes, I looked at the bumper sticker for the first time with the beginnings of conscious deliberation. I thought about “The End” when I passed that Buick - about the end of life, the end of civilization on this planet. The End I walked around for the next couple of deys, and I could feel the shadow of those missiles. I watched people’s faces, looking for some sign that they, too, were mildly worried about being incinerated. Nothing. Was I the only one wandering around with visions of mushroom clouds dancing in my head? I decidedthento put my worst fears into words. Then, I realized what was gnawing at the corners of my brain wasn’t what I thought about all this nuclear war, but what was everyone else w So I asked them.

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There is rifle fire from the treeline, tongues of orange and yellow in the inky black The platoon crouches in the tall grass, faces smeared with greasepaint and burnt cork, gloved hands wound on the stocks of rifles. The Lieutenant glances at the luminous face of his watch and pushes himself to his feet, a line of helmeted soldiers suddenly taking shape behind him. They move quietly, and quickly, following the pale ribbon of road. Behind them, the river’s steady hum is lost in the cacophony of weapons. A Sergeant in the lead section trips the flare, strung at a;nkle height across the road It paints the meninsearingwhite light, anda machine gun follows them as they dive, to lie face down in the mud, noses full of the stink of cordite, and wet earth. The flare sputters and dies, and in the absolute dark that follows, enemy soldiers climb the banks of the Ottawa River. Lieutenant Grassik and his platoon enjoy the immortality known only to peacetime armies, living through skirmish and battle to be killed or captured in the next one. In military circles, it was known as an exercise, a game designed to prepare men to kill other men. Grassik is an eight year career officer, having served with the United Nations in Cyprus, and Egypt. He is currently a member of Canada’s elite Airborne Regiment, a unit tasked with jumping from Cl30 aircraft into combat situations in the Middle East, or in Europe. In 1984 Grassik and a group of staff officers attended a tour of several high level American military installations, including the NORAD headquarters in Colorado. “It was frightening, really,” says Grassik “I don’t think anyone can imagine the destruction of nuclear war, but seeing rooms of computers, and silos, and models of warheads . . . it gives you an idea” Gras&k lights a Players, smoke curling lazily toward the flourescent lights overhead. “These missiles were one hundred and fi.Qy feet long. First, threre’s the explosion, then the unbelievable heat, and then who knows how many years before the fallout is at an acceptable level for human life. In conventional wars,~ it is mainly soldiers killing other soldiers, nuclear war is a lot less discriminate. Everyone dies, either fast or slow. I don’t believe, like I used to, that there’s any such thing as a survivable nuclear war.” On the parade square, a group of soldiers march past, orchestrated arms and legs like some great centipede. Grassik returns the Sergent’s salute smartly. Interestingly, the salute dates back to the simpler days, when men faced one another in iron suits on horseback, and the gesture lifted a helmet’s visor, thus implying trust. “The days of chivalry,” smirks Grass% “Still”, he ssys, “Those missiles are launched by men. I think that’s why we haven’t seen World War III. Nobody wants to use those things on anyone else. Besides, it’s more mutual suicide, than war. We launch our missile, they launch theirs . . . we all die. But as long as we’ve got about the same number of rockets aimed at each other, nobody moves. _We’re living in the stand-off, and as long as that’s., true,” - _ Grassik’s gesture takes in the marching soldiers, “it wiJ.l be guys like us doing the dying.” .b

Six year old Christopher tells me about the time he saw a “huge bomb” on the television set in his living room. He throws his arms into the air, and blows out hischeeks, the very picture of a human bomb. He runs around the room screaming. He is clearly an explosion. His mother and I watch him quietly, separated by a heap of G.I. Joe, and HeMan dolls. Hogan’s Heroes drones on the screen. Christopher explains with the patience of a six year old speaking to an adult that “the bomb was an old one, and they got better ones now.”

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,Byrds -take flight by Mike Wolfe Imprint staff Last Tuesday the Byrds, “America’s answer to the Beatles,” time warped out of the 60s to play for a minimal audience at Fed Hall. I Yes, the Byrds were really back, at least two of them were. The rest of the band are ex-Firefall, Flying Burrito’s, and Beach Boys. But the show was incredible! If I wasn’t a Byrds fan before, I’m definitely one now. Admittedly, there was a lengthy wait for the band to start, and once they finally arrived, they came on one at a time to play some of their older tunes. When original member Gene Clark finally did stumble on stage it was less than impressive, and at times he forgot to play his guitar. By this time I was tempted to leave. But the second set was the most outrageous playing I have . ever heard! The band was really tight, and Goldie broke into searing guitar solos in every song. Deadheads were dancing in the corner, people sat cross-legged on the floor,.and by the time they played Eight Miles High I felt like I was at Woodstock: Truly an exceptional performance. I managed to talk to the band after the show and found out a bit about where they’ve been, and where they are going. imprint: You’ve been out of the music scene for quite a while what made you decide to come back? Byrds: In 1972 the band broke up and we found that people are still really into the music and we love to play it so why let it die? I: How does it feel, coming back after all this-time, amongst all these “new wave” bands? B: Wonderful. It’s not often you get a second chance. It’s a good feeling, and we feel very fortunate to play again. We feel we’re giving people back a part of the past. I: What do you think of bands like R.E.M., Jason and the Scorchers etc., bringing back the old sound and making it ’ fashionable again? B: They have something to do with our revival. I’m not too familiar with their stuff, but they say that we were an influence. I: Everyone always talks about you and the Beatles .. . How

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‘I: What do you think of the directions new music is going in? B: It’s healthy because everyone has their own music. Music is a personal progression. I: What is in the future for the Byrds? B: We’d like to keep touring with this lineup, and our goal is to release a record in ‘86, and then keen touring. We’d like to gradually work in more the new stuff and still play our old favourites.

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by John Zachariah Imprint staff Franc, Garth, and Mary Mosbaugh, the trio of siblings who compose Genes, brought their souped-up act to a mid-sized crowd at Fed Hall on Wednesday, October 2. Their between-song patter fell upon deaf, largely humourless ears, but so what; the music’s the thing, and Genes provided plenty.

Having assimilated a broad range of musical styles, the group takes and grinds them into one, like an oversized Cuisinart. The result, however, is surprisingly and refreshingly unsterilized. The musicianship was accomplished (Garth plays keyboards, Franc plays bass) but the big draw was the stirring way in which the three used ‘their voices. One of the most

Skeleton by Stephen Ditner Imprint staff Reading the background information on Skeleton crew, the band they said could not be labelled, arouses even the most jaded music wizard’s curiosity. Included in the description were word’s like violin, cello, electric motor, and tape deck. These were not words I normally used in the same sentence, or even the same evening, and here they were, mentioned in the same musical group. The evening sounded like it might turn into one of dungeon music, and what better place than Kitchener’s own BackDoor last Monday? As I hadn’t as yet caught any of this group’s musical efforts, I made my way to the nightspot with openest of minds. The scene was set for no small number of possibilities - a dark fall evening, and the cozy confines of mv favourite neiahbourhood bar. The Backdoor, as any locz will tell you, i decorated for Halloween - all year round. There are fake cobwebs, spiders, .and real rats. The trio had heaped their eauinmei.. XII1thi I dance fioor, an imaginary name for a square of floor that takes less time to lick than a postage stamp. I arrived unfashionably early,‘cuttiig my teeth on a beer and sliding up to the bar to watch a skinny young may toying with the most diverse, and absurd collection of musical and non-musical apparatus thrown together since the return of the Beach Boys. The evening was divided into three parts,

unique aspects of the show was, in fact, the way the group substituted their vocal cords for horns. They definitely enjoy themselves onstage, and one can see evidence of their ability ‘in their tight and polished show. Mercifully, their material was largely devoid of Top 40 covers, and included a good bit of original material. The first half of the show was high-

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-Cr w eclectic with each of the band members joining the other, and adding another strand to a strangely tense and tightly woven mix of jazz, classical, rock fusion, and fifty stops in between. Had I not been as sober as a bishop, I would not have believed the clever bastardizing of so many musical disciplines. Skeleton Crew is one act having its cake, and eating it too. “We’ve taken what we wanted from all kinds of music, and made it come together using different sounds than everyone else.” said Fred Frith. He does not smile when he says this. Frith is joined by Tom Cora, an accomp- ’ lished improv musician whose efforts have teamed his with a lot of avant garde’s big brains, including Schockabilly guitar ace Eugen Chadbourne. Last to join was Zeena Perkins, formerly of News From Babel. If the Boston Philharmonic died and went to Hell, it wuld sound like Skeleton Crew. As I suspected, there was no better place for a group like this to open its bag of tricks than the smoky depths of the’ Backdoor. The tone was not overly heavy, surprisingly, and there was none of the theatrical pomp normally associated with EuroThe band (spell one disc to date, and called “Learn y, and

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Mind-roasting Deja Voodoo Too Cool to Live, Too Smart to Die Midnight Records by Chris Wodskou Imprint staff From somewhere deep within the bowels of the urban slime of Montreal have arisen a maniacal drummer named Tony Dewald and Gerald Van Herk, a man with a cheap guitar and a voice that sounds like Buddy Holly possessed by the devil. They play sludgeabilly. Voodoo pilfer ele-’ Deia men& of Bo Diddley R&B rockabilly, toss out the unnecessary parts like basslines,

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So you thought by Stephen Ditner Imprint staff Arnold Schwartzenegger is John Matrix in Commando. Matrix is a quiet guy who likes to chop wood, and live a quiet, wilderness kind of existence, away from it all. Matrix is a former member of yet another U.S. Army elite unit. His former commanding officer pops up in a helicopter one sunny afternoon, com<2,. .. .. .

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.pools, friends become enemies and companionship is based on common goals. As a final insult to the Latin spirit, religion is portrayed as petty, materialistic and bourgeois. Though hindered by the fact that the audience had to rely on subtitles, Pixote is a brutal film of undeniable power. It is a movie about loss of innocence, the defeat of human dignity and the strength to dream.

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plete with two soldiers in combat gear, to tell John that, well, someone is killing all the former members of that unit and that John is undoubtedly next. John looks angry and tells the officer that, despite his daughter’s protests, he will track down the killers. It is highly considerate, really, for a man who lives in the middle of nowhere, and minds his own business. * Predictably, the killers appear next, and shoot Matrix’s house full of holes. Matrix, bigger even than Rambo, fetches his automatic rifle, but not before the bad guys make off with his cute, loveable, and vulnerable daughter. John is upset, and shoots one of the criminal gang t through the

What unfolds, of course, is that the gang wants killing machine John Matrix to do their dirty work, and kill a President (it is never clear just which one). John reluctantly agrees, realizing he must comply, or see his daughter harmed by the gang. When the bad guys put John on the plane for wherever, however, he breaks his escort’s neck rather handily and jumps from the plane as it takes off. What ensues is a spree of interesting, entertaining, and heartwarming violence- that leaves the viewer spellbound. There is nothing quite so stirring as seeing a man built like a mythical creature firing a machine gurione handed, or beating on scores of lesser beings such as policemen. The plot, really, is just the bones on which the flesh of ultra-violence hangs, and rather nicely too. I don’t believe I have ever seen such colourful, or creatively choreographed brutality combined with such sardonic humour. Schwarzenegger is the pro-

laughter. Without telling too much, the film winds up happily. Arnold gets the young girl (both his daughter and the other one, too) and when the Army finally shows up (a scene stolen blatantly from Apocalypse Now) Schwarzenegger unsmilingly tells the officer that he has lef-t nothing for him “except bodies.” The crowd, again, is fraught with hysterical glee. If you need 90 odd minutes of rather funny, and imaginative bone crushing, coupled with some fairly slick camera catch Commando. work, After all, Arnold has bigger arms than Rambo.

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the enthusiasm which surrounded the movie the Kitchener-Waterloo Symphony Orchestra has embarked on a series of tributes to Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and his contemporaries. The first concert in this series, Champions,was conducted on the evenings of Tuesday, September 24 and Wednesday, September 25 at the UW Theatre of the Arts. A pruned orchestra (about 30 players), ready for the spring of a new season, performed works by W.A. Mozart, Jan Baptiste Vanhal, Johan Albrechtsberger, and Michael Haydn. Also special to this evening was special guest conductor Peter McCoppin. The concert began with “our hero”, W.A. Mozart’s (17561792) Impresario Overture which is an overture to a one-act comedy, though now surviving as a concert piece. The music is wonderfully Mozart (who else could it have been?), and the orchestra began in strong form. The second treat on the list was J.B. Vanhal’s (1739-1813) Concerto for Bass in E-major, a surprising instrument to desighate solo passages. Vanhal, though born in Czechoslovakia, emigrated to Vienna where he lived primarily as a composer and a teacher. The combination of good music and the oppor’ tunity to hear bass solo passages make&he Bass Concerto an interesting-piece. The bassist was Janet Auger, the principle Bass of the K.W.S.O. and the solo Bass for the Canadian Chamber Ensemble. The evening’s most popular compostion, The Concerto for Horn in E-flat major NO. 4 K.495 by W.A. Mozart, has the benifit of being often played and, therefore, audience enthusiasm is easily sparked. The third movement, Rondo-Allegro, could be included into Mozart’s top ten greatest hits. The principal French. Horn of the K.W.S.O. and the Canadian Chamber Ensemble, John Milner, played these legendary passages. After the intermission, the music continued with Concerton for Alto Trombone in B-flat major by Albrechtsberger (17361809) a famous theorist and organist of his day. The oychestra composition of only the first and second violins, no viola, a few cellos, and a single bass was an unusual backing for an altp trombone concerto. But this no&l collaboratin supplied an abundance of pleasing tunes, especially in the second movemnet - Adagio. The soloist, Joseph Castello, is the principal Trombone with the K.W.S.O. and the Canadian Chamber Ensemble. The final piece was Michael Haydn’s Symphony in D major. Micael Haydn, the younger brother of the famous Joseph Haydn, worked for the Archbishop in Salzburg, and composed mostly religious compositions, though he also wrote some secular music. The three movement Symphony in D major was a strong conclusion for the complete orchestra and the conAmadeus,

ductor. Perter McCoppin’had his best workout of the night in controlling this piece. The small theatre is an intimate setting to hear an orchestra, each section can be heard distinctly. The next concert in the

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The Mc Donald-Eiseman Jazz Quartet blew into Waterloo last Friday from Toronto, amidst rain and Blue (Jay fever. St. Jerome’s College’s Sigfried Hall held about 32 jazz fans, too few by far for such an event, since jazz of this quality is so infrequently heard in the K-W area. ’ With Kirk McDonald on tenor saxoMark Eiseman phone, playing piano, Mike Milligan at the acoustic bass, and Claude Ranger on the drums, the four played two sets of standards as well as a couple of their own compositions. Heard during the course of the evening were bebop and .post ‘bop classics such as “A Night in Tunisia”, “Body and Soul”, “Dreamsville” by Henry Mancini, and John Colrane’s workout, “Mr. P.C.” For some the evening was a good survey of the composers and playing styles still influencing composition today. Even though many of the songs date from the ’40s and ‘5Os, they still remain fresh and listenable. Although all the musicians were very good, the big thrill of the evening was the presence of Claude Ranger on the, drums. A resident of the Toronto

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jazz scene for the past few years, Ranger plays around in a wide variety of groups as -well -as his own. His- own composing is adventurous, as is his dy’ namic drumming. It is usually the case that with a bang and a crash of the drums and cymbals Ranger begins each fast peice like the sole-place holder at an offroad motorcycle race, occasionally exploding into the air with a drum roll and a few cymbal crashes. it’s always amusing to watch Ranger play as he does from behind a constant veil of cigarette smoke emanating from the series of butts he somehow negotiates from the package and lights while still keeping beat with one drumstick and the trap-snare cymbal. The last song, “In Poco, Loco” by Bud Powell, was a ‘fast piece with the great beat drummer’s compositions usually have. It also had a catchy bass line for Mark Eiseman to play but his attempt to have a piano and drum duet with Ranger was thwarted by the carpet of the audiEven while using torium. brushes and a muted snare, Ranger was forced to exclaim, “I canyt hear you, it’s as the carpet no good,”

soaked up the sound in between the drums and piano on opposite ends of the podium. With exemplary playing by all on a wide variety of songs, it was a shame that more people did not make the trip; in fact it was embarassing to have such a rare opportunity ignored. But all is not lost, as

Claude Ranger will be b&k on November 15 at St. Je: rome’s College along with his own quintet and his own compositions as well, it can likely be assumed. Also, there will be the Fred Stone Ensemble which looks like it deserves a hearing. So with the World Series over by then, and autumn a reality, let’s be there.

Play on pharmaceutical drugs On Wednesday, October 16 at 8:00 pm., the play Side will be appearing at the YWCA on 84 Frederick St. in Kitchener. The play is a portrayal of the impacts of pharmaceuticals on women in Canada and all over the world. Side Effects is a co-production of the Great Canadian and Women’s Health Interaction, Theatre Company which is a network of health and development, groups who became more and more concerned with the effects of pharmaceutical drugs on women. The play features stories based on true experiences which women have lived through. Some of the_ problems Side Effects deals with are; the sale of drugs in the less industrialized world which are banned in the industrialized tiorld and are often illegal in the country in which they are manufactured, the sale of steroids to treat malnourishment in children, and why doctors prescribe tranquilizers twice as often to women as to men. Progress in women gaining control over their own health is also part of the play, including stories from the women of Bangladesh . The play is being sponsored by the Waterloo Public Interest Research Group and the following co-sponsors; CUSO, Project Ploughshares, Sociology Department, WLU, Women’s Studies of UW, and the UW Women’s Centre.

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lent saves under harsh conditions. After the half, Waterloo

30 or 40 kilometres per hour, the women played with admirable endurance. Unfortunately, however, the league-leading Mustangs emerged as the 3-l victors.

The Athenas, however, did not give up. With a few minutes to play, the offence saw one of their few real scoring opportunities and Mary Jane Verboon earned Waterloo’s lone goal. The 3-l final score left Water-

ever, Western managed to heat up the game after just a few minutes of play by scoring on a controlled drive into Waterloo territory. The rest of the first half went scoreless, with the Athenas’ goal-keeper, Nikki Chapman, making some excel-

tober 9 at Laurier and go to Brock next Wednesday. Coach Jack Smith is pleased with this first year team. He expects them to have a winning season, and, like all of us, hopes for a playoff berth.

from moving the ball as well as half a drive to Guelph’s goal line The Waterloo Rugby Warwas unsuccessful and Guelph they could and subsequently riors, having just passed’ the came back to kick a solitary kept the score down. halfway point of the season, are field goal. Although the team A tackle by Harold Godwin well on their way to what could set up the first try as the ball was wasn’t succesqful on the score be an Ontario Championship. carried across the line by Tony board, they were much imAlthough the Varsity-Club proved and continue to show - Stea. rAn excellently kicked side lost 3-O to Guelph last improvement. conversion from Andy Stone week, they maintained a hard , The Varsity team came out made the score 6-O. Later, Paul fighting game. The team mandetermined to win, and the deCoburn scored after being aged to play an outstanding termination showed. The play moved tdthe wing. He was danfirst half despite playmg into a was dominated by Waterloo gerous at the wing, always on headwind that gusted up to 60 from the beginning as the forthe offensive and excellent on kph. Fineefforts on the part of wards managed to dominate defensive plays as well. Jimmy Jim Closs, Al lnnes, Jay Dinotheir Guelph counterparts. UnAllen and Andy Stone were vitzer, Todd Dowd (the Milverfortunately for the newly adconstant trouble for the Guelph ton Ninja), and Jim Plewak justed Warrior back line (Peter backs as they contmually broke / made the first half even. through their defense. Kier moved into Fly Half), the Unfortunately, in the second In the second haif, with the wet weather prevented them

wind in their faces, Waterloo continued to pound Guelph. Coburn sacred his second try and Andy Stone followed suit by catching a rough ball from John Butcher and evading would be tacklers with blinding speed. The Guelph team answered with a single penalty kick making the final score 18-3. With three games left in the regular season, the Warrior’s record is: four wins and no losses. With contmued quality play from this team, a playoff position is inevitable. This week’s game is against Laurier at 5:30 today (Friday) on Columbia Field.

Hockey Wa,rriors start Sunday by Cathy’ Somers The hockey Warriors are diligently preparmg for their league opener this Sunday on Columbia lcefield at 7:30 pm. After playing four key exhibition games against Ryerson, Laurier, Brock and R.M.C., the Warriors are beginning to take

shape as a team. Using predominantly allrookie players, the team displayed their strength in terms of defence and scoring. Due to the fact that the team has had Iimited time to work on their playing startegy, a good team

The coaching staff is looking forward to havmg Steve Linesmen in their lineup, as he will likely bring a great deal of scoring punch. Neil Cameron and Andrew Eagles, two key players, will unfortunately be out for most of the early part of the season.

Final cuts were made this past week and the 85-86 roster contains a good balance of returning players and new faces that will contribute on the ice to Waterloo’s climb up the OUAA rankings. The Warriors need your support in their quest, so/ why not come out this Sunday.

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by Mike Upmalis Imprint staff 1 The Waterloo Warriors, a football team only Rodney Dangerfield could love, were blanked by the MixMaster Marauders 60-O before a sparse crowd in Hamilton last Saturday. This same Waterloo team that showed a great deal of promise in the first half against York the previous week, walked onto the field, and got . carried off. Coach Bob McKiilop was very disappointed with the team’s effort. They had spent the week preparing for what they expected Mat to throw at x them. Mat had no surprises, Waterloo had no intensity. The defensive co-ordinator said they should own a yard of Mat territory, instead the steel town Urchins were selling condos in the Waterloo Secondary. In the first half Waterloo did

not get the ball over the centre line until the dying minutesof the half. Starting QB Mike Wright (rookie out of St. Kit’ts) was unable to establish the ground or air game in the first half, Eric Carrier (the Campus Ret Quarterback of last year) came in for the successful trip into Mat territory that stopped when the clock ran out. Waterloo’s net yards of 118 (34 on the ground!) pales besides Mat’s 494 f 13 more than Waterloo’s 60-6 loss last year against Mat). Wright went 4/ 11 for 34 yards on the day and Carrier went 5/ 11 for 59 yards. Top recievers werer Dean Cebuls ki and Maecke, both with 3 for 35 and 36 yards respectively. Waterloo next sees action on October 19 in Toronto. In the battle for the basement, this Waterloo team that has shown promise of doing better, may repeat last year’s disgrace of the .Yorkville B&s.

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Western proved to be too strong in both the “B” and “C” divisions with Scott Leggat blasting his way through a tough field fo ] defeat fellow mustang Paul Butlin (3-O) to win the “By event, G&&r Murray of Western out-played John Stevenson, also of qestern, to , take the “C”’ trophy. Waterloo picked up most of its points against McGill, Trent ,ad / McMaster in the “plate” events with freshman Ed Crymbie defeat; ing Trent’s Chisholm in the “C” plate final after defeating Toronto’s Amir Kamdar in the semi-finals. Jamie Allen, formerly of W~!J was impressive for Waterloo and played excellent squash to win a ’ five game marathon over team-mate Ron Hurst (3-2) to winthe’B*‘, 4 plate final. He and Hurst had’earlier defeated their o-ppo&e j numbers from Trent and McGill. Waterloo captain MikeCost&n had a good tournament defeating Geoff Mitchell (#I for Trent)&O, only to lose a tough match to McGill’s # 1 Joe Besso in the *‘A” piate ’ finals (3-2). Joe Besso’s stamina was impressive and he is one ot , : . 9) \ * Quebec’s top players. The tournament was kicked off Thursday evening by an exht$i’ tion match featuring the legendary Hashim Khan of Denver, Cola- rado (7 times British Open champion), and his son Sha if&hanf@ 1 times North American champion). A packed gallery d n$me thh y 150 people were enthraled by a dazzling display of racquet skiJl.a,.$rd athletic ability. Sharif defeated his ageless opponent {agedr@ ~ ; (12-15, 15-11, 15-12). In earlier short exhibition matches, Shad 3 Khan beat Waterloo’s #l player R.ob Bowder whiie I)ia$+a’ j defeated Mike Costigan, Waterloo’s captain. The match, originally scheduled to be played on the W.P.iA& L “all glass”’ court, had to be re-scheduled at the last minute and’&& :,

coach Craig Hall at a dinner and reception held at Cl on Saturday night. Waterloo’s athletic director, Carl enting the other trophies, thanked Mr. Pavanei and Genesta,pr * ; P)a $eir generosity as major sponsor of the tournament. ’ ! Barney Lawrence, UW Squash coach, expressed‘ the ,@a@$” appreciation to the other major sponsor, Manufacturers ti% &&i rance Company. The McGill teams was particularly welcomer fl this is the first time they have competed in Onfario sine 1969$ -; < I 1 r *&lete s -jJ; * ;+$ i

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Coach Judy McCrae reiterated what she has been saying all season, that to get to the playoffs in the toughest field hockey league in Canada is a feat unto itself. Expecially with a swd of 11 first and second year players. The teams one desire this year is to make it to t-hose playoffs. By defeating Western l-.0 last weekend on a sweeping goal by Kathy Goetz, the Athena’s moved one step closer to the playoffs. “We dominated that game even though the .score doesn’t reflect it. Scoring goals is the . 1 ..*a c . .. rougnesr tning tor us to do this fall. But, one is enough!” said McCrae.

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Competitive Volleyball In our first week of men’s competitive-volleyball, four teams have ‘taken an early lead in the league. Renison, our front runner, won all their games impressively although the Hickory Hitmen put up a good fight in Renison’s first game, losing by only 2 points. In a close tie for second, winning three of their four exciting games, we have Nemysis, Elect Few and Six of One. Topping the women’s competitive league is Scramble Squad who swept both of their matches. Closing in on first is Renison who took three of their four games losing only to Conrad Grebel. The rest of the league is fairly tight although South B and Gonrad Grebel have a slight advantage. Good Luck to all teams next week!

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. Ball Hockey Notes Week 2 of the fall season has come and gone and here are a few of the highlights of this week’s competition. In A League Who Cares and Team Cannibas played to a 5-5 tie with Tim Folwell’s last minute powerplay goal salvaging a point for T.C. In other A fare after a 1st week upset loss to Team Cannibas, the veteran Bombes found their grave and led by Ralph Boerke’s goals, defeated Civil Disobedience 10-A. Also rebounding from a 1st week loss, Pay’s Esso, led by T.J. Reimer’s 2 goals,defeated SJC Blue Demons, 5-l. In B League, SurpRookies playing 2 games in 2 days, won the first 9-3 over East 6 and the second, 5-O over St. Paul’s with John Forman’s hat trick in the first game and Mike Boucher’s 2 goals in the second providing t,he drive. In the shootout of the week competition, The Flat Earth Society narrowly beat out tne Magic Rats, as they downed Coopz 14-2, led by P. Gray’s and C. Vogco’s six-goal Meanwhile the Rats outgunned West A apiece performances. Bucket Crushers 12-3, with the Rats’ Gary Boland notching a hat-trick.

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by Anna da Silva It’s a challenging A league this term with Old Boys and Green Sands out in front and Engiholics and Wicked Foulers close behind. In leage play, neither Green Sands nor Old Boys connected which caused the scoreless tie. ln Strikers Leauge, Conrad Grebel is taking it to everybody with an impressive goalkeeper keeping their points against to nill. In Kickers league, DA-LU has headed to the front by passing to win all their games. Schnappers and Circuit Breakers are following close with Circ‘uit Breakers still to meet the undefeated DA - LU squad. The Blasters league has taken off with close games making the wins for most teams. Club Mech, following close behind, has lost and tied their advancing rivals, the Axeman and Nemesys, respectively. They are still to meet the top team, Civil Serpents.

Earthball Tournament by Leslie Stack What do you get when you put six guys, eight girls, hawaiian shorts, Oktoberfest hats, striped longjohns, campus recreation hockey shirts and MUD all together? The Waterloo Earthball Team of course! This year’s tournament, the Grey Coach Cup, was held Saturday, October 5 at WLU. A total of 11 teamsfrom different universities and colleges in the area were present. After a day of maneuvering a six foot earthball around through the rain and mud, Waterloo placed a strong fifth place. An awards banquet was held at the end of the day; Waterloo won an award for sportsmanship and Patti Shapton, of the Waterloo team, won the overall award for Most Valuable Female Player. After the awards, everyone headed over to the Turret to finish off the night. Waterloo’s team consisted of Darcy Rious, Patti Shapton, Cindy Weirsma, Leslie Slack, Patti Murphy, Doug Sirrs, Paul Marchildon, Mark Spikula, Megan Smith, John McLean, Rosmarie Baznik, Shelagh Maloney, Simon Shutter and Anna Pellizzari.

Skydiving Wrong -Numbers Let it be known that the skydiving club’s phone number in the Camp& Rec. information book is wrong! If anyone is seeking information, call Rich at 745-3985 or Julie at 746-8152. New members are always welcome. The initial fee is $15 for the year with a $105 fee for the first jump course at Swoop in Grand Bend. The first trip of the season will be Saturday, October 12;leaving the CC at 7 am. ’

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Alison Brown, Debbie Murray, Kathy Goetz and goalkeeper Penny Smith all played well against York. McCrae noted that, “We are on track. We must continue to do the things that can move us close to ’ that-. playff 1. spot.” _ 1 he Athena’s play today (Friday) at 2:00 p.m. on Columbia Field against Guelph.

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Hockey Referee’s Clinic ’ There will be a Level 1 Ontario Minor Hockey Referee’s Clinic on Monday, October 21. The clinic will run from 7 pm. until 10 pm. in PAC 1001. The cost will be: $4 for Campus Recreation Hockey Officials and $8 for university students and. members of the community. This is to run Friday, October 11 and 18. Please register with the Campus Recreation receptionist in Rm 2039. Registration is limited.to 50 people. This is especially beneficial to those interested in officiating ice hockey and ball hockey.

The C-R program’s preliminary fall stats, although incomplete at this time, indicate another term of excellent involvement by the U W community. Men’s competitive leagues show an overall increase ,due to a new men’s volleyball program. The women’s leagues declined slightly, The recreation leagues show a large increase due to the populatity of Co-Ret volleyball and broomball. The instructional registrations decreased slightly but should be close to last year when all figures are in. The clubs are about the same with heavy 1 registration in the new badminton and fencing clubs. There is an increase in student leaders. Our tournaments are ahead of last year with two excellent slo-pitch tournaments. All in all, it was a very hectic September. The total estimated C-R participation is as follows: Fall 1982 Fall 1983 Fall 1984 Fall 1985 \ Competitive and Recreational Teams 4230 4570 4426 4465 ,Tournaments , 1079 1100 940 719 -Instructional 1509 1917 2026 1796 Student involvement unknown unknown 368 412 Club Members 623 731 728 644

In the second game of the weekend, the Athenas played York, losing 2-l in an extremely good effort. The squad had a good game with a chance to tie up the score, but three players were missing. McCrae was pleased with the performance of her team.

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Raffle tickets go on sale on Friday, October 4th with the draw being held on Friday, November 15, at Bingeman Park Ballroom.

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women’s washroom, sink. Please return. Call Cathy 7464086.

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residence, is available residence call Heather,

wil do light Also rubbish Reasonable

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Church,

Psychotherapy group beginning for women with eating disorders, specifically bulimia, at the Psychology Clinic, Department of Psychology. The group wil meet weekly and wil run through April 1986. Interested Individuals please contact Health and Safety, Ext. 3541.

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Candlelight Chapel, Albert

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Thursday October 17

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2 -8:30

GLLOW Coffeehouse. Come and meet others who care. Rm 110, CC, 8 - 11 pm. A safe, friendly place to meet other gay men and lesbians. Call 884-GLOW for more info.

17,

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Lutheran Holy Communion. pm., WLU Seminary. Keffler

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Marion Brvden. be speaking on 135, 1130 a.m. welcome.

Free- Noon Concert featuring the Bridgeport horn, tuba, trombone); Players from K-W. Sponsored by CGC Music Dept.

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best

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tickets: Call

Acoustic Guitar in Canadian Maple fingerboard. Beautiful $250. Price includes Call Steve at 886-3617. --

racing frame in colour). Some it cheap - 1’11 sell it 2 mos. ph. 579.

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living on English Call Karen,

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reason,

nite tickets

am. Pete.

or

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with card, disks

serial

joystick, Phone

Camera (35 mm Fujica mm . 290 mm zoom Flash and teleconvener 7154.

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tickets Oct. (middle 885-0819.

computer drives,

Quen Size Waterbed heater, mattress pad, used one month, asking at 885-0288.

Aquarium live plants, accessories (everything Fish, $6.99 746-4285.

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January.

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Sex on Waterbeds!! flowing waterbed brown railinas. Shervl884-4328.

and/or Word Processing. indefinitely. Punctuation checked. Fast, accurate arranged. Diane, 576-

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professional IBM experience; Anne.

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Typing Reports, etc. Statistical years experience. Phone Nancy,

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The philosophical basis of capitalism. by Dr. Leonard Peikoff. Originally Sponsored by Students of Objectivism.

alwa

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this South Miss

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Seminar the 884.3452!

If you can find us, you can write for us! FASS, homegrown musical, always welcomes new M&C 5045.

11, 1985

Amnesty International will be holding a public meeting in CC 135 at 8:00 pm. Film “Prisoners of Conscience” will be shown.

Arnold Snyder of Peace and Witness for Peace, a group of action in Nicaragua. 12:30, Blue Room.

Side Effects: 8:00 p.m., YWCA Kitchener, 84 Frederick Satirical educational performance about women pharmaceuticals.

rates,

Same

regards and day. R.B. and I things you do Share the fun! play with big and

Theses letters, spelling,

Turnaround copy Stadium. Phqne

for the fall

Exploring the Christian Faith. Discussion Chaplain Graham E. Morbey. 7:30 pm., Wesley Paul’s College.

you to our new friends.

7:30 pm., Hilliard Hall, First in Waterloo. Open meeting,

Essays, business correct Reasonable seven students. afternoon

return -“want”

fan Shlupp

To the “loser” at things could get enter the priesthood.

Gamblers! Oktoberfest casino Oct. 16. Waterloo Inn. Call 884-0220 for tickets, but hurry! Blackjack wheels, German Buffet, CHYM DJ’s, fantastic prizes, Vegas trip, weekend getaways, free cigars. . .s15.

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She’s out mess with fear it, she Philosopher.

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activities

Huron Campus Ministry. Night Fellowship, common meal 4:30 pm., meeting time, 5:30 pm. Dining Hall and Wesley Chapel at St. Paul’s College. You are welcome.

CUSO Works in Trades and Technology: Information’ Meeting. Slide presentation of CUsO’s technical program in east and southern Africa by Nick Fog, CUSO Technical Officer. 7:30 pm., Adult Recreation Centre, 185 King St. S. Call 7464098 for details.

Sunday October 13 Christian

invites make

to discuss

WednesdayOctober 16

for &

Tuesday October 15 Waterloo Jewish Students Association weekly bagel brunches. Meet new people, 11:30-l :30 cc 110.

Regular Saturday meeting at 1 pm. in M&C any game you want to play. New members girls play?

meeting

-October

NDP Club (UW) presents quest speaker (MPP Beaches-Woodbine). Ms. Brvden will the future of Ontario universities. CC Question and answer to follow. Everyone

Living With Cancer - Group meeting. Session provides mutual support to patients, friends and -family members. Practical guidance and information is provided by health professional group leaders. 7:30 pm., Adult Recreation Centre, 180 King. St. S., Waterloo

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Circle K-weekly meeting - a campus kiwanis based club voluntary service work for the less fortunate -. males females welcome. 5:00 pm., CC Rm 221.

the education committee of the University Women. Everyone

Peace Society Meeting: Prof. Conflict Studies will speak on Americans using nonviolent Conrad Grebel College, The

Monday October 14 will take today.

from of

NDP Club Executive term. CC 135, 3:30.

am.,

The Mug coffeehouse: an alternative to wild Friday nights. Good food, Good music, Good company. 8:30 pm., CC 110. House of Debates: We that there is no meeting

discussion Federation

Friday,

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