THE UNIVERSITY OF NOTTINGHAM
SEX SURVEY
THE SURVEY SUMMARY
Last year, studentbeans.com conducted a survey into the sex lives of students. Frankly, we weren’t impressed. The same insipid questions came up: ‘‘How many people have you slept with?’’, ‘‘When did you lose your virginity?’’ Oooh, naughty... It suffices to say, their glaring omissions inspired us to make our own survey. Ladies and Gentlemen, here are the results of The University of Nottingham sex survey. Impact asked a sample of Nottingham students to answer a set of questions about their sex lives and name their sexual fetishes. The results are hardly ground-breaking, but they are good fun to read. (Which we recommend you do. Immediately. Log-on to ImpactNottingham.com for the full and uncensored results!) Here’s a summary of the best bits. The original survey showed that The University of Glamorgan (no, I haven’t heard of it either) was apparently the most promiscuous with respondents alleging to have slept with over 10 people. Nottingham students boasted a creditable 4.9 average on the fuck-leaderboard. But as we found, this was not quite correct. They actually averaged 6 partners.
sexual partners
PLushophilia:
(or ‘‘furries’’ as they’re more commonly known) getting off on stuffed toys or people dressed in animal costumes. we can safely say, if it weren’t for the internet, we’d have never heard of this one. We love the internet.
Virgins
9% of respondents confessed to having no sexual partners and/or minimal sexual experience. Our results went on to show that women are three times more likely to be virgins than men (which is their story and they’re sticking to it.)
33%
33% of students confessed to enjoying sex over the phone.
Apotemnophilia
13% 5%
13% of women and 5% of men admitted to a rise in sexual activity both before and after entering higher education
according to the diagnostic and statistical manual of mental disorders, apotemnophilia is a sexual desire to have one’s ‘‘healthy limbs amputated or otherwise removed’’. While we’d never advise hacking off a limb, this turn-on is more common than you’d think...