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THE SGA PRESIDENT'S CORNER Social func t i o n s : You h a v e n ' t t r i e d anyt!,ing u n t i l a t t e m p t i n g t o s p e a k t o 1800 p e o p l e , h a l f "blitzed,' standing alongside a p l a t i n v n b l o n d , F r e n c h . w i t h 44-24-38 ;pecificationr, TO t h o s e o f y o u who a t t ~ n d e dt h e d a n c e S a t u r d a y n i g h t at t h e D e s e r t rr.;, I am sure you enjoyed i t a s I d i d . "Babette i s real!"

once a g a i n l a s t weeke n d , t h e SGA f l e w anot h e r f l i g h t t o Nicarag u a . T h i s was t h e l a s t f l i a h t which Ernbry-Riddl;. w i l l undertake t o Nicaragua. Randy w i n t e r s w a s i n c h a r g e of o r g a n i z i n g i t and i f you see him, h e ' l l t e l l you t h a t i t was "most successful."

~ a s e b a l l~oumament: In reference t o title i n t h e RVION two weeks a g o , t h e

an arunivers i t y h a s bome u p w i t h 50 p e r c e n t of t h e money needed t o c o n d u c t t h e ERRU i n v i t a t i o n a l Baseb a l l ~ o u r n a m e n t . The amount was $210. This week, t h e SGR w i l l p r e s e n t D o c t o r Brawn w i t h a check r e p r e s e n t i n g i t s p a r t of t h e agreement. he b a s e b a l l t o u r n a m e n t i s s c h e d u l e d f o r ~ a e c h1 4 . 1 5 and 16. The 1 6 t h f a l l s on a F r l d a y , when E m u v i l l b e p l a y i n g a game t h a t a f t e r n o o n t o conclude t h e tournament. Gan,e. t i m e is 3:30 pm. I t was u n a n i m o u s l y d e c i d e d a t t h e Exe c u t i v e Board m e t r i n g t o d a y t o g o a h e a d and throw t h e monthly s o c i a l f u n r k i o n o n F r i day u a r c h 1 6 , a r o u n d 2:OO pm 'ti1 ?, in con:unction w i t h t h e b a l l game. we a r e t h i n k i n g a l o n g t h e l i n e s o f a f i s h f r y , l o c a t e d near th; b a s e b a l l f i e l d . he d a t e and t i m e f o r t h e e v e n t are n o t c o m o l e t e l v f i n a l i z e d , so make sure t o w a t c h for the advertisements.

o f our former members and an coed. Melanie scofield, received a Z o n i a s c h o l a r n h i ~i n t h e amount o f S3ool cong r a t u l a t i o n s , Melonie. one staff

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other 22 who a r e s u p p o s e d l y r e p r e s e n ting t h e i r students. Please, don't take t h i s he m a j o r i t y o f t h e s e n a t o r s d o a t t e n d wrong. t h e twice monthly s e n a t e meetings. Unfortuna t e l y , to p r o p e r l y re resent a l l t h e s -t i f a l l s e n a t o r s should a t l e a s t n a k e a n e f f o r t t o come by t h e SGA o f £ice daily. he SGK c o n s i s t s of f o u r o f f i c e r s and f o u r s t a n d i n g committees. ~ h e s ec o r n i t t e e s are: t h e ~ i n a n c ec o m m i t t e e which i s r e s p o n s i b l e f a r a c c o u n t i n g f o r t h e way t h e s t u d e n t a c t i v i t y fees are d i s b u r s e d , t h e I n t e r n a l R f f a i r s Com-

p e c t i n g f o u r m o r e - i n t h e near f u t u r e . Ring s a l e s are d a i l y between 9 am and 3 pm a t t h e SGA o f f i c e .

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L i f e on EMU'S campus h a s b e e n c r i t i c i z e d by many. " I t ' s t h e administration9s fault,'' seems to b e t h e commonly used p h r a s e . 1n r e a l i t y , i t i s we who are responsible. Lack of i n t e r e s t among us is t h e " d i s e a s e . " Because I f e e l t h i s is true, I tried t o start s o m e t h i n g which ,,auld awaken i n t e r e s t i n my f e l l o w s t u d e n t s . I have, therefore, organized the weekly presentation of e v i a tion-oriented movies. Some o f t h e films have emphasized t e c h n i c a l areas, such as "X-15 R e s e a r c h P r o j e c t . " and was of i n t e r e s t t o OUT engineering students.

I,, a p p r o x i n l a t e l y two the avion will ~ n b l i s ha l l t h e courseC U I - ~ ~ C U c~h Y a n~g e s which are p u z z l i n g many a st"dent. ~t s h o u l d answer all t h e q u e s t i o n s b e i n g a s k e d a r o u n d campus.

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The L a p i t a l i s t There i s no t r u t h t o t h e rumor t h a t t h e SGA dance Saturday n i g h t was a t e s t conducted by a n a t ional noise pollution committee.

Any a g e . Cool and calculating, shifty e y e s . Hangs around ~ a i n S t r e e t . Can be i d e n t i f i e d by w h o l e s a l e p a r t s catalogue protruding from h i p pocket. This guy is r e a l l y dangerous. H e a s out e0 g e t you.

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b i k e o u t o f t h e s t a t e as q u i c k ae h e can: i n one p i e c e , or i n p e r t s . P r e fers H a r l e y , Triumph, Norton, or a n y t h i n g w i t h " c h o p a b i l i t y " and h i g h r e s a l e value. There are. however. a few ways t o i n s u r e your c o n t i n u e d s t a t u s as a S c o o t e r f r e a k d u r i n g and after these upcoming days o f c r i s i s :

Cinema: "Avanti" sched v l e d t o begin l a s t Friday l o s t o u t t o t h e h e l d over, he poseidon ~ d - 1. S e l l your b i k e Imventure." ~ a v b ei- t w i l l m e d i a t e l y . Method e f make ~t t h l s tlme. fective, but defeats the purpose. Da tona: '"Cabaret" i s b e d t o begin F r i 2. Never g e t o f f your day. I f you d i d n o t see b i k e . Method a l s o e f t h i s one l a s t vear. . now f e c L i v e , b u t e x t r e m e l y is your chance. liza tiring. M i n e l l i and Joel Gray, b o t h nominated f o r 0s- 3 . Hide i t under your cars, are t a n t a t t i c . bed. T h i s i s f i n e f o r The movie i t s e l f IS up l i g h t s l e e p e r s . for the best picture award. My p r e d i c t i o n i s 4. Handcuff y o u r s e l f t o t h a t b o t h Lina and J o e l it. neehod works f i n e . w i l l win, b u t t h e p i c i f you're a mean and t u r e w i l l be nosed o u t n a s t y t y p e . b u t i f some by "The G o d f a t h e r . " dude i s convinced t h a t i t ' * your scooter h e Halifax: "shamus ," c a n ' t live without, gB u r t Reynolds y o u ' r e l i a b l e t o lose i t and Dyan Cannon i s t h e anyway, g e t t i n g mugged s r o r y of a pool-shooting, i n t h e p r o c e s s . card-play; ng, broadchasi:,g private eye. 5. Throw i t up i n t o t h e IPGI a i r . This i s e f f e c t i v e only f o r s h o r t p e r i o d s ~ e r r yLewis cinema: is- of time. Also, only ney's "Bedknobs and good f o r e x t r e m e l y h e f t y Broomsticks" stars ~ ~ Anb-i k e r s . q e l a Landsbury as a de(GI l i g h t f u l witch. Perhaps t h e b e s t method, though, i s to -R Il: Holding spend a g r e a t d e a l of Over "Trick Baby." IR) rime beinq paranoid about i t . YO" know t h e Masanova $2: nitto saying about t h e "Private parts.'' iR) '::tChEd pet.'. .

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ESI~EWS ED,, An Interview With Art Grumble ey Gary Anderson Mousands of Like other naytonians. I have been fascinated with the rumble Dodge commerciLast als on TV lately. sunday my interest got aroused, so I flew to orlando to interview ~ r t Grumble for the

by Sid nines sunday, arch 4th. Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention w ~ l lbe in concert at Peabody Ailditorim here in Daytona Beach. Zapa, who has a doctorate in music, is also the producer/director of the controversial film, "200 Motels." MOSE Jones is also featured on the billing. TWO s h w s are scheduled for 3 and B pm. Tickets are $5.50, ad-

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Cooparrti,re Education i s a n or,-going pragr-nl The at Embry-Riddle. second members of each t h r e e man team are curbe U.S. miine corps d e n t l y on t h e i r off-camO f f i c e r s e l e c t i o n T~~~ pus t r a i n i n g assignment. from ~ a c k ~ ~ ~ =lor~ i l Do l ~ YOU , meet t h e q u a l i i d a w i l l be h e r e narch f y i n g c r i t e r i a and have 12-13, 1973 to discuss enough i n t e r e s t t o be~ a r i n corps ~ opportuniOome t h e t h i r d member of t i e * f o r men and each team? L e t me exbe p l a i n a l i t t l e about the ~h~ team a v a i l a b l e between 9:00 program t o h e l p you deam to 3:00 in t h e termine i f cooperative: ~ d ~ ~ ~ist ti h oe ncourse s t u d e n t c e n t e r to i n t e r view, counsel and test you s h o u l d t a k e . those persons interested some b e n e f i t s t o t h e , s t u d e n t are v e r y r e a l in earning a commission in t h e U.S. mrine and o b v i o u s , and of corps. course, t h e s e are imporkvaileble programs tant. Son~e of t h e s e include officer candiare: salary earned d a t e School and Aviation w h i l e on t h e t r a i n i n g o f f i c e r candidate school a s s i g n m e n t , h i g h e r earnf o r s e n i o r s and i n 9 c a p a b i l i t y upon 9 r a students. =he platoon d u a t i o n , a c t n a l work ex~~~d~~~class (PLC) sump e r i e n c e i n your chosen mer trainingprogram is career f i e l d (or one unrestricted ground t h a t is c l o s e l y r e l a t e d ) s i t i o n . , pilott r a i n i n g , and the r n p o r t v n i t y t o navigatorschool civil- earn twelve c r e d i t h o u r s ianp i l o t t r a i n i n g f o r for elective credit towards your d e g r e e re-

Corps Recruting Programs The U . S . C o a s t Guard and t h e Marine Corps have r e c e n t l y n o t i f i e d t h e Placement O f f i c e of o p e n i n g s which mbryR i d d l e g r a d u a t e s are e l ligible for. The c o a s t Guard i s recruiting A P P stud e n t s who see FAA c e r t i f i e d e i t h e r i n Airframe, P ~ w e l l ~ l a n t . or both. Those recruits with prior military service w i l l be e n l i s t e d w i t h e r as A v i a t i o n structural Mechanic T h i r d C l a s s or Aviation Machinist Third Class. Recruits without prior military service w i l l be e n l i s t e d as s e a man R e c r u i t s and, upon oompletion of a t e n r e e k training course, promoted to T h i r d c l a s s . F.11 p e r s o n s w i l l be as.igned to a coast ~~~~d ~ i srt a t i o n and w i l l be

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