GIRL: She told me okay, you have your credit from math you only need one math class for your major until your junior year, but this year she was like oh you need to take finite! BOY: Is it required? GIRL: NO! She said it would help with statistics, yeah‐ I didn’t need to take math, but I’m already in an easier one‐ M18? So I’ll, like, try, I guess. BOY: Well I have three credits that will count as gen‐eds, so you too? GIRL: Yeah that’s the thing. I came in with stuff from high school. It was an itty bitty school but it had lots of credit. I have a bunch… us history, biology, I have a bunch. I came in with like one semester of credits. BOY: Wow. That is sick. GIRL: Yeah and my roommate did the same thing. She might have one more (BOY: oh) but I’m a semester ahead and still need to take the stuff for my major. I can start taking the classes for that next semester BOY: Haha. I have to choose general education stuff still GIRL: Haha yeah don’t take anything from “Bebe” I don’t know her last name but her first name is Bebe: B‐E‐B‐E. Her last name is crazy. BOY: Oh… GIRL: Freshmen year I had to take a specialized intensive writing course but now I have to take one that won’t be so easy for Criminal Justice and I’m like “WHY?!” BOY: I had such a tough time in English 131. That is really tough for me GIRL: (Sympathetic) oh. Awkward pause. GIRL: I’m like, okay, a good writer, but I hate doing it. Its one of those things that people are like OH YOUR PAPERS ARE SO GOOD HAVE YOU EVER THOUGH OF ENGLISH MAJORING? Just because I’m good at it doest mean that I need to major in it! I’ve already changed my major three times. BOY: What were they?
GIRL: Biology. BOY: Oh‐ tell me the second one was easy. GIRL: Secondary educations, but then I decided I would combine the two and become bio‐ed, so like a biology teacher but I didn’t really like helping teach my senior year in the biology class, I just loved the teacher and being his teacher aid. And he let me, like, lead the class, not, like, just grade papers, but then I remember I was like “I love doing this, I love teaching kids, but I don’t wanna deal with kids, I don’t wanna deal with parents.” Half of the classes I’m in now are bigger than my graduating class! BOY: But when you go out into career in the future everybody won’t know everybody. It will not be small high school. GIRL: I know. ________________________________________________________________________ A: I hate econ. B: So you watched pretty little liars, right? A: Omg yes! B: Did you love it?? A: It was sooo good did you watch it B: Yeah I did! I cannot believe that aria and Mr. Fitz went on a date! And her shoes were to die for. I've been trying to find a picture of them, but I can't A: Oh I know right!!! And that crazy swimmer bitch B: Oh my god yeah‐ she is the girl from the 10 things I hate about you TV show! ABC family is just like recycling people. Except now that her hair is cut off she looks awful. And those bangs seriously made me and Mel vomit A: Oh I know I completely wanted to die!!! and she was on Ned’s declassified
B: yeah that’s where she started! and she totally looks like that coconut head kid on the show. I seriously died when I found a picture of them juxtaposed. I'll find it again and send it to you on Facebook. A: Okay, good. B: I want to know what’s gonna happen to Hanna’s mom, though A: oh I know! B: because that old lady died so they're definitely gonna get busted