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GIRL:
She
told
me
okay, you have your credit from math you only need one math class  for your major until your junior year,
but
this
year
she
was
like
oh you need to take  finite!    BOY:
Is
it
required?
 
 GIRL:
NO!
She
said
it
would
help
with
statistics,
yeah‐
I
didn’t
need
to
take
math,
but
I’m
 already
in
an
easier
one‐
M18?
So
I’ll,
like,
try,
I
guess.
 
 BOY:
Well
I
have
three
credits
that
will
count
as
gen‐eds,
so
you
too?
 
 GIRL:
Yeah
that’s
the
thing.
I
came
in
with
stuff
from
high
school.
It
was
an
itty
bitty
 school
but
it
had
lots
of
credit.
I
have
a
bunch…
us
history,
biology,
I
have
a
bunch.
I
 came
in
with
like
one
semester
of
credits.
 
 BOY:
Wow.
That
is
sick.
 
 GIRL:
Yeah
and
my
roommate
did
the
same
thing.
She
might
have
one
more
(BOY:
oh)
 but
I’m
a
semester
ahead
and
still
need
to
take
the
stuff
for
my
major.
I
can
start
taking
 the
classes
for
that
next
semester
 
 BOY:
Haha.
I
have
to
choose
general
education
stuff
still
 
 GIRL:
Haha
yeah
don’t
take
anything
from
“Bebe”
I
don’t
know
her
last
name
but
her
 first
name
is
Bebe:
B‐E‐B‐E.
Her
last
name
is
crazy.
 
 BOY:
Oh…
 
 GIRL:
Freshmen
year
I
had
to
take
a
specialized
intensive
writing
course
but
now
I
have
 to
take
one
that
won’t
be
so
easy
for
Criminal
Justice
and
I’m
like
“WHY?!”
 
 BOY:
I
had
such
a
tough
time
in
English
131.
That
is
really
tough
for
me
 
 GIRL:
(Sympathetic)
oh.
 
 Awkward
pause.
 
 GIRL:
I’m
like,
okay,
a
good
writer,
but
I
hate
doing
it.
Its
one
of
those
things
that
people
 are
like
OH YOUR PAPERS ARE SO GOOD HAVE YOU EVER THOUGH OF ENGLISH  MAJORING? Just
because
I’m
good
at
it
doest
mean
that
I
need
to
major
in
it!
I’ve
 already
changed
my
major
three
times.
 
 BOY:
What
were
they?
 



GIRL:

Biology.
 
 BOY:
Oh‐
tell
me
the
second
one
was
easy.
 
 GIRL:

Secondary
educations,
but
then
I
decided
I
would
combine
the
two
and
become
 bio‐ed,
so
like
a
biology
teacher
but
I
didn’t
really
like
helping
teach
my
senior
year
in
 the
biology
class,
I
just
loved
the
teacher
and
being
his
teacher
aid.
And
he
let
me,
like,
 lead
the
class,
not,
like,
just
grade
papers,
but
then
I
remember
I
was
like
“I
love
doing
 this,
I
love
teaching
kids,
but
I
don’t
wanna
deal
with
kids,
I
don’t
wanna
deal
with
 parents.”
Half
of
the
classes
I’m
in
now
are
bigger
than
my
graduating
class!
 
 BOY:
But
when
you
go
out
into
career
in
the
future
everybody
won’t
know
everybody.
It
 will
not
be
small
high
school.
 
 GIRL:
I
know.
 
 
 
 
 ________________________________________________________________________
 
 A:
I
hate
econ.
 
 B:
So
you
watched
pretty
little
liars,
right?
 
 A:
Omg
yes!

 
 B:
Did
you
love
it??
 
 A:
It
was
sooo
good
did
you
watch
it

 
 B:
Yeah
I
did!
I
cannot
believe
that
aria
and
Mr.
Fitz
went
on
a
date!
And
her
shoes
were
 to
die
for.
I've
been
trying
to
find
a
picture
of
them,
but
I
can't
 
 A:
Oh
I
know
right!!!
And
that
crazy
swimmer
bitch

 
 B:
Oh
my
god
yeah‐
she
is
the
girl
from
the
10
things
I
hate
about
you
TV
show!
ABC
 family
is
just
like
recycling
people.
Except
now
that
her
hair
is
cut
off
she
looks
awful.
 And
those
bangs
seriously
made
me
and
Mel
vomit
 
 A:
Oh
I
know
I
completely
wanted
to
die!!!
and
she
was
on
Ned’s
declassified

 



B:
yeah
that’s
where
she
started!
and
she
totally
looks
like
that
coconut
head
kid
on
the
 show.
I
seriously
died
when
I
found
a
picture
of
them
juxtaposed.
I'll
find
it
again
and
 send
it
to
you
on
Facebook.
 
 A:
Okay,
good.
 
 B:
I
want
to
know
what’s
gonna
happen
to
Hanna’s
mom,
though
 
 A:
oh
I
know!

 
 B:
because
that
old
lady
died
so
they're
definitely
gonna
get
busted
    


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