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Handjobs November 2003

Letters A Hot Tattoo by Rolando Mérida Setting Up a Seduction by Ben My Uncle’s Visit Breaking and Entering by Bull Waters Bagged by Jon Hold A Day to Remember part 2 by Max All Hands on Deck by Jonny Daranciang Home for Thanksgiving The Semens by Just A. Buoy with E. Rex Shawn Adventures of Timmy by Roscoe Night Dad by Chris Bachli Doctor’s Orders by Big Al Counseled by Mr. Carlson

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Betcha a buck you wouldn’t, Benny. Te apuesto un dólar a que no lo haces, Benito.

Betcha I will, Ernie! ¡A que sí, Enrique!

Wait here and you’ll see! I’ll get a tattoo! ¡Espera aquí y lo verás! ¡Saldré con un tatuaje!

Hello, anybody here? ¿Hay alguien?

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You fool! See what you’ve done?? ¡Tonto! ¿Ves lo que hiciste?

I’m sorry! I... ¡Lo siento! Yo…

C’mon, Ramone, I’m OK. Let the boy alone. Vamos, Ramón, no me pasó nada. Deja al chico en paz.

Wait! Are you really getting a tattoo on your...? ¡Esperen! ¿De verdad le están haciendo un tatuaje en el...?

Yep. Wanna take a closer look, my boy? Sí. ¿Le quieres echar un ojo, mi chavo? 6 • A Hot Tattoo

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See? It’s a woman embracing my cock desperately. Would you…?

¿Ves? Es una mujer abrazando mi verga con todas sus ganas. ¿No quieres...?

Silly question, my friend! ¡Qué pregunta tonta, mi amigo!

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How I love to sniff a boy’s sweaty ass! Yeahh… ¡Qué rico huele tu culo sudoroso, muchacho! Síiii...

Not in my little ass, please... Por favor, no en mi culito…

MMFFFH! MMPFH!

What? I can’t hear a single word, boy! ¿Qué? ¡No te entiendo una palabra, chamaco!

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I’m familiar with that language! He says he wants MORE MEAT up his little rosy asshole! ¡Conozco ese idioma! ¡Dice que quiere MÁS CARNE en su chiquito culito rosado!

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IT’S MY TURN NOW! Ready for my tattooed piece of meat, boy?? ¡ME TOCA! ¿Listo para mi chorizo tatuado, chamaco??

This lady will take the shit out of you, boy!! ¡Esta dama te va a sacar la mierda, chamaco!!

YES! FUCK ME NOW! ¡SÍ! ¡CHÍNGAME YA!

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Here, you won. Ten, ganaste.

I’m not so sure… No estoy tan seguro… A Hot Tattoo • 11

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Setting Up a Seduction by Ben When I was younger, I experienced oral sex. However, I was aching for a fucking. Except for a couple of random rim jobs and a few finger fucks, my ass was as virgin as the day I was born. I was ready for someone to penetrate and probe my sensitive pucker. It was on a Saturday afternoon in December when my prayer was answered. My folks and I were visiting my uncle and aunt in Dallas. We had just finished a late lunch, and my mother wanted to do some big-city Christmas shopping. Dad agreed to drive her and my aunt downtown. But my uncle had decided to stay home. I asked if I could stay and keep him company. My parents agreed, and I watched as they drove away with my aunt. In our family the men usually take a nap after a big meal. Uncle Troy left me in the den to watch some TV while he went to his bedroom to lie down. After some time had passed, I walked quietly down the hall. He had left the door open and I could see him lying naked on top of the covers. His eyes were closed and I could hear him breathing softly. It’s now or never, I thought, as I gazed at his hairy body. I was sure he was asleep. I crept into the room and stood next to the bed. I could feel a swelling between my legs as I studied the man I had selected to pop my cherry. One of his hands was by his side, the other cupped his furry family jewels. I hoped if I stared at his semi-erection it would grow rigid before my eyes. I didn’t dare touch him, even though it was what I wanted to do. I licked my lips as a bead of precum dripped and disappeared into the black forest of his pubic hair. By now my own cock was straining against my jeans. I could feel the wetness and stickiness filling my briefs. The longer I stared at his cock, the bigger my cock got! “So this is why you wanted to stay with your Uncle Troy! I had a feeling that’s what you were up to, and I hoped I was right.” He had been aware of everything. “Uh … yeah. I guess I should have told you before,” I mumbled as I blushed bright red. “Don’t worry, Benny. This will be our secret. I know what a puritan your dad is. I bet he hasn’t even talked to you about sex. I talked to both of my boys when they were younger than you. And they turned out fine. They’re both married with sons of their own.” “Will you help me the way you did them?” 12 • Setting Up a Seduction

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“Sure. I’ll do my best.” “Well, uh … I don’t need a talk,” I confessed. “I know a lot. But I do need physical experience.” “Keep talking,” my uncle replied, looking at me. “Uncle, I’ve had lots of oral sex. But I’ve never been … uh … well, I’ve never been ….” “Fucked?” He filled the word in for me. “Go ahead and say it. You’ve never been fucked.” “Yeah. And I want it so bad!” He started laughing. I felt myself blush again. I asked him why that was funny. “Why? Because, you little slut puppy, your dad would shit if he knew what you’ve been up to.” “Well, it’s sure not funny to me. I may be experienced with my mouth, but I’m a novice where it really counts!” “OK, Ben. Take it easy. I’ll be glad to help you out, but before I fuck you, I’d like to know if you’ve had anything at all up your butt.” “Just a couple of fingers. Oh, yeah. And a tongue. I almost forgot that.” “Ben, you’re priceless. How could you ever forget a tongue fuck?” We both laughed at that. It was the icebreaker we needed. “Take off your clothes, baby. Get in bed while I lock the doors.” When he returned, he sat astride my chest with a hairy hardon just inches from my face. He was big. My boycock suffered in comparison. I told him I thought I was small, but my uncle didn’t see it that way. “Listen to me, Ben boy. You are just the right size.” “Thanks. That makes me feel better.” “Good. Now, we want to have plenty of time to break you in before they get back from shopping, so show me what you know. Here. Get me slick and juicy. Open your mouth.” As he guided his daddy dick toward my eager lips he was dripping precum. I extended my tongue and he urged me to polish the engorged head. He looked deep in my eyes and grinned. His eyes seemed to glaze over as I sucked and swallowed his salty ooze. My hungry mouth enveloped the top half of his thick, veiny shaft. I was so hot I was afraid I would climax before he ever fucked me. Evidently he sensed this inevitability, so he lifted my legs up and rested my feet on his strong, manly shoulders. “I want to watch you while I split you open.” Setting Up a Seduction • 13

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“OK, but hurry. You’re getting me hot. I’m about to cum.” “Listen to me, baby,” he said seriously. “I’m not going to lie to you. This is gonna hurt like a son of a bitch at first. But trust me. Once I break through and slip my snake all the way in, you’ll beg for more. Get ready. Here it comes.” Oh, shit! He wasn’t lying. At first the pain was excruciating. Those two fingers that had been inserted a few weeks ago felt like toothpicks compared to the log that was working up into me now! “How are you doing, Ben?” “OK, I guess. When does the good part get here?” I asked through clenched teeth. “Right now, baby. Right now!” He plowed me so deep I could feel his soft wiry cock hairs kissing my cheeks. As he pumped back and forth, my shit chute involuntarily pulled him deeper. I didn’t even realize I was milking his balls. My cock pulsated in rhythm to his thrusts. I knew I was about to cum without either hand or mouth working my hard, drooling boycock. Every time he slammed into me, I begged him for more. “Oh, Uncle Troy. Don’t stop! Please, Daddy, fuck the cum out of me!” This really set him off. I felt him balloon deep inside me and erupt. I counted the drops of sweat as they dropped from his hairy chest and baptized my throbbing shaft. His daddy cream gushed into me like a lava overflow. “Oh, baby. You’re the best fuck I’ve had in a long time. So fuckin’ hot and tight! Can you feel me creaming you?” That was all it took! My first bullets of boy jism shot all over his fuzzy stomach as he leaned down to kiss me. He moaned as his tongue invaded my greedy mouth. I sucked on it like a flaccid cock. The rest of my thick, creamy release fell back in spatters on my chest. He bucked and I sucked his tongue in a frantic frenzy. We didn’t want it to end, but we knew my parents and his wife could return any minute! We reluctantly pulled apart, cleaned ourselves up and got dressed just in time. We were fully dressed and innocently watching TV when my mother, father, and aunt pulled into the drive. Uncle Troy had only remembered to unlock the doors a few minutes earlier. We acted normal and no one was the wiser. 14 • Setting Up a Seduction

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While we were saying our goodbyes, Uncle Troy gave me a wink and pulled me aside. “Don’t forget to come back and visit anytime, baby,” he whispered in my ear when no one was looking. On the drive home, I thought about how good it felt when my uncle had fucked me. I was hoping I’d be able to find some excuse to make it back to Dallas next Saturday.

My Uncle’s Visit I was always fond of Uncle Dirk. He appealed to me in every way. In fact, it was difficult to keep my eyes off him at family gatherings. He came across as so self assured, but his gentleness showed through as well. I admired the mix of his hard and soft qualities. Once Uncle Dirk came to visit unexpectedly. He just showed up unannounced, and asked to stay for a few days. My parents had already made plans to be gone for the weekend and Dad was reluctant to cancel their reservations. I insisted that they should keep their plans so I could spend time with Uncle Dirk. I was relieved and excited when they agreed to leave me alone with my favorite uncle. Uncle Dirk suggested we walk to the local business district and have a hamburger for our dinner. It was early evening and still warm when my uncle came downstairs wearing cut off jeans with just a tank top. It was the first time I had seen him without a shirt on. My eyes zeroed in on his tattoos. He saw me looking at him and just smiled. “Ready to go, sport?” he asked. I don’t know why looking at his bare arms and tattoos affected me so much, but I felt my dick stir and throb. The tingle stayed with me even after we left the house and as we walked side by side. I kept staring at his tattoos. There was a thin band around one arm and a large rose with the name Pete above it on the other. “What’s got you so interested?” My uncle’s voice jolted me out of my trance. “Oh, I … ah … I just didn’t know you had those tattoos,” I muttered, self-consciously. “Yeah, well, it’s one of those things I did when I was young and in the Marines,” Uncle Dirk stated. “Did it hurt?” I asked. I had more questions, and I wanted to keep my uncle talking about them. My Uncle’s Visit • 15

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“Yes, it hurt a little. But, I was a little drunk each time, so I don’t remember it as being so bad,” he explained. “I don’t advise it, though,” he added. “As you get older you change your mind about things … and your life changes.” “Are you sorry now?” I had to ask, already knowing his answer by the tone of his voice. My crotch still tingled. “Like I said, life changes, so you have to be careful about what you choose to do, or in my case, have printed on you. Sometimes things go different from the way you planned.” Uncle Dirk seemed to be showing even more remorse. He became very quiet as we strode along. Later that evening, just before going to bed, Uncle Dirk walked out of the bathroom totally shirtless. I saw he had another heart shaped tattoo on his mid section just to the right side of his belly button. My eyes took in his wide, smooth chest and thick biceps. Then my eyes trailed down to the tattoo I hadn’t seen before and the trail of dark hairs that surrounded his navel and led down inside his jeans. “You like looking at my tattoos, don’t you?” my uncle’s voice again riveted me back to full awareness. He came into my room and stood by my bed as I stood facing him. “Do you want to touch them?” he asked, totally surprising me. I stuttered a breathless “OK” and moved closer to him. I reached out and softly rubbed the back of my hand against the rose that decorated his right arm. His skin was warm and solid. My whole body tingled with a wonderful sensation. Just above the rose I had just touched, I stared at the name etched forever with indelible ink, “Why does it say Pete?” I quizzed my uncle. He was quiet for a few seconds then answered. “He was someone I once cared a lot about,” he said. And after another brief silence, he added, “But, things change. Even when we don’t want them to.” I turned my hand and let my fingers glide over the rose and then across the name Pete, as if I were touching the person Uncle Dirk was talking about. It was obvious he was having mixed emotions about his thoughts. Talking about Pete stirred up something deep inside him. Automatically my hand moved across my uncle’s shoulder and down to feel his firm pecs. I was suddenly self conscious about how blatant I was being. He sensed my discomfort and took my arm by the wrist. 16 • My Uncle’s Visit

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“It’s OK, sport. I don’t mind,” he said. He gently led my palm down across his midsection to the heart tattoo. “I remember what it’s like to be curious,” he assured me. “I felt the same about Pete, back when I was about your age. Pete was much older than me and, well …” his voice trailed off, “… I think you understand.” As my fingers grazed the lower tattoo, I focused on the bulge in my uncle’s jeans. I had been aware of his package for some time, but having my hand only inches from the waistband of his jeans sent shivers throughout my body. My dick grew hard. Letting go of my wrist, he lowered his hand and started to undo his jeans. “I have another tattoo,” he said. “You want to see it too?” I nodded a silent “Yes” and watched as he opened his jeans. He wasn’t wearing underwear. As his pubic hairs became visible my dick throbbed with excitement. Uncle Dirk’s hand moved down to cup the end of his cock, leaving only the wide base visible to my sight. Then he used both hands to peel back the corner of his jeans. I saw another small rose tattoo on his inner left thigh. My focus, however, was mainly on my uncle’s genitals. They were openly displayed in front of me. He leaned back, supporting himself with both arms on the mattress showing his full, impressive equipment. His cock hung thick and low over his good-sized balls. Uncle Dirk had a lot of meat. I was amazed by the size of his cock. It was plump and gradually growing larger. It made my heart skip a beat just from looking at it. His cock expanded and grew longer as his erection came to life. “Do you want to touch it, too?” my uncle asked me. I reached out and took hold of Uncle Dirk’s stiffening cock. “Ohh … I … ahh … meant the tattoo,” he responded, but then added, “but I sort of thought my equipment was what interested you the most.” I blushed and quickly glanced up at his face, checking out his expression. I was relieved that he showed no sign of being upset with me. In fact he was smiling and seemed pleased that I was touching him there. “Don’t be shy, sport. You can play with it all you want. I remember what it was like for me my first time,” he stated. My Uncle’s Visit • 17

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I began to freely feel him up. Wrapping my hand around his thick rod, I stroked the pliable flesh and gripped his balls with my other hand. By now my own dick felt like solid steel. I could feel the jizz seeping from my over excited balls. Just then, Uncle Dirk’s hand came to rest on my crotch. He unzipped my fly, slipped his hand inside, and toyed with the tip of my prick. He was smearing my precum around the head, driving me wild. I moaned with a profound new pleasure. “Did you … ah, I mean … did you and Pete do this, Uncle Dirk?” I stammered. “Yes. Yes we did. And often,” my uncle answered. “You like how that feels, huh?” he asked, knowing full well how it was making me feel. “Do the same for me,” he said. “Oh, yeah, that’s it. Yeah, squeeze the head with your fingers. Now wrap you hand around it and show me how you jack off with your own dick in your hand.” Uncle Dirk was squirming and tossing on my bed as I tried to imitate how I jacked myself off, except his cock was much thicker and longer, and I couldn’t get as firm a grip. “Climb up here on the bed, sport. This is going to have to remain our secret, OK? You understand, you can’t go telling anyone about what we’re doing.” “I know,” I responded, hoping he wasn’t going to make us stop. “It’ll be our secret,” I assured him. “You like touching me, huh? I remember how it was for me back when I was your age. Guys do this sort of stuff all the time, but some people don’t understand it, so we have to keep it to ourselves. Our society frowns on this kind of sex,” Uncle Dirk was stammering between moans of pleasure as I played with his cock and balls. I was down between my uncle’s thighs looking closely at his sweaty balls and hard cock. I fondled them briefly, then went back to stroking his thick tool. A drop of clear fluid formed at the tip. I could smell the aroma of his arousal and knew I wanted to taste it. I started to lean down, but then I hesitated, thinking he might object to me doing that. Uncle Dirk’s hand brushed my head, and he gently pushed my face towards his hardon. “It’s OK. Taste it. Go ahead, lick it,” he encouraged me.

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My tongue darted out to lap at the wet tip of his excited organ. It was throbbing in my hands, as I licked and tasted his man juice. I was shaking with delight. My uncle’s hands explored my body and private areas. He started to fist my erection, driving me wild. “You like how it tastes?” he asked. My Uncle’s Visit • 19

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I moaned back, assuring him of my extreme pleasure. “Put your mouth over it,” he instructed. I opened and took the head of Uncle Dirk’s cock inside my drooling mouth. “Use your lips, suck it up and down. Oh, yes. That’s right … yes … ahh … yes,” he mumbled as his body shivered in response. He started furiously fisting my quivering prick. I knew I was going to explode very soon. I sucked his hot mancock as best I could, feeling it swell and pulse, knowing he was also building to his own explosion. “Oh … oh fuck, yes,” he exclaimed. “Suck my cock, sport! Oh, yeah! I’m … I’m going to cum! Now!” he screamed out. Maybe it was supposed to be a warning that I should pull off, but I held his cock firm in my lips as his pent-up load spilled across my tongue, coating it and my mouth. The aroma of his jizz filled my nostrils as my whole body stiffened. My dick fired an instant later, spraying my uncle’s crotch and belly with spurt after spurt of my own seed. I continued to suckle his wet, pulsing hardon, swallowing his cum, and savoring the taste of it as I continued to convulse with the strongest release I had ever enjoyed. Uncle Dirk’s fingers were coated with my cream as he milked the last of my jizz out of my sensitive prick. I looked up and watched him put them to his face and lick them clean. He smiled down at me. “Damn, you taste good,” he said, followed with a wide grin. I lapped around his cockhead one last time, then let it fall from my lips to rest in his wet pubic bush. I bent down and calmly licked away the drops of my own cum that had pooled in his belly button and coated the tattoo near it. I could taste us both now. I was filled with a whole new satisfaction. I looked up at Uncle Dirk’s contented face. I don’t know why or what made me say it. “I wish Pete could have been with us,” I said. There was a brief silence, then Uncle Dirk’s eyes brightened, and he said, “So do I, sport. So do I.”

Breaking and Entering by Bull Waters A fuck-buddy of mine died and I flew to his hometown for the funeral to serve as a pallbearer. It was a small town, and their motel was about a step-and-a-half up from a no-tell. I checked into a room 20 • Breaking and Entering

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on the first floor. The only advantage was that it was across the street from this town’s version of a mall. I unpacked and found a place to eat. Since the funeral would be early the next day, I decided to make it an early night. I watched a little TV, jerked off, and went to sleep. The October air was chilly, and it rained the entire day of the funeral. I thought I might have a cold, so I picked up a carton of juice and some cold tablets. I took two tablets with the juice, and drifted off to sleep. When I woke up a few hours later, the room was stifling, so I cracked the window, which didn’t have a screen. I was about to go back to sleep when I realized that I was still dressed. I stripped naked and fell back into bed. Later that night, I was awakened by the sounds of voices outside. I got out of bed and went to the window to see what was up. Just then, it slid open and someone climbed through it! Whoever it was whispered to someone else, who climbed in, too. When they realized that I was awake and out of bed, they started to run, but tripped over my suitcase. I shut the window and locked it, then turned on the light and grabbed one of the guys by the collar. The other one was standing still, petrified with fear. Neither of them could have been much older than high school age. I pushed them both up against the wall, and said, “There’s three things we can do, boys. One, I can call the cops, but believe me, jail time for breaking and entering won’t be any fun. Two, I can beat the shit out of you, but that would hurt both of us, and it wouldn’t be much fun, either. Three, you tell me just what the hell you think you’re doing and I’ll decide your fate.” They were both too scared to speak, but I looked into the terrified eyes of the second guy, who was a bit taller than me and quite handsome. I yanked him toward me and gave him a wet kiss. I could feel a hardening in his crotch, and I was getting a boner, too. I let go of him and ordered him to strip. He was so scared that he was undressed in record time. When his buddy saw the guy naked and rock hard, he exclaimed, “Damn, Matt, I knew you were big, but not that big!” I looked at him and said, “Hey, Matt’s buddy, what’s your name?” He told me it was Peter. I pushed him down to his knees and made him start sucking his buddy’s cock. “Lick that hard meat stick, boy! Show your buddy Breaking and Entering • 21

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how hot you are for him, Peter.” He gulped, but did as he was told. It didn’t take much. After a few licks, the boy shot his Mattcream all over Peter’s face and my legs. Matt was breathing heavily, when I told Peter to stand up and undress, too. After he was naked, I took them both over to the bed. They were athletically built, with a little hair around their boy tits, and each one sported a nice boner. Peter’s peter was bobbing between his legs as he walked toward the bed. I told Matt to start tonguing his buddy. As he did so, I got the lube and stuck a finger inside his boy hole. When Matt felt my hairy chest on his back, he started to moan, so I knew we were in for lots more hot fun. Another lubed finger went into his hole as my free hand reached around and stroked his meat stick. I could tell Matt was getting into it, so I replaced my fingers with my stiff cock. “That’s right, let Daddy fill your hot boy hole with my hard man meat,” I said as I slowly drilled my way inside him. At first, Matt was tense, but I told him to relax. Just as my cock hit his hot spot, Peter started moaning loudly. This made Matt even hotter. As Peter shot his load into Matt’s mouth and I filled his tight ass with my mancream, Matt spewed all over Peter’s feet. We all heaved a heavy sigh, collapsed on top of one another, and relaxed. I got a towel to clean up a bit, and the boys started toward their clothes, but I told them we weren’t done yet. I gave them each a glass of juice, and made them both lie down and take care of my boner. “Daddy’s mancock needs a boysucking, so get to it!” They did as they were told, while I reached down and stroked both of their hard boycocks. “That’s it, get me nice and hard. Your tongues feel good on this hard shaft,” I said as I reached for the lube, squirted some in my hand, and started lubing up both their cocks and my manhole. I opened a condom packet, too. After we were all hard and lubed, I told them both to lie back, cock to cock. I climbed between them and started to stretch the condom over both their cocks. When it was in place, I smeared some more lube on it, and then, slowly, I began to impale myself on these two hard boy sticks. “Oh, yeah, Daddy likes hard boycock in his hot manhole,” I moaned. There’s nothing like two hard cocks inside you at the same time, no matter which hole they’re filling! “Take care of Daddy, boys,” I said. Matt started rubbing his face in my hairy chest, while Peter was 22 • Breaking and Entering

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pinching a man tit with one hand and stroking my boner with the other. “Oh, yeah, that’s the way Daddy likes it,” I wailed. I could tell they liked the feeling of both their cocks rubbing together, as I bounced up and down their latexed poles, and it wasn’t long before the breathing got hotter and heavier. Peter was churning the cum inside my nuts and I could tell that both boys were on the brink. I climbed off them, yanked off the condom, and jerked both their boycocks as they shot inside my hot mouth. I licked them both clean, and then told them to lick my balls as I jerked my meat. It didn’t take long before I shot a load all over my chest. Matt was the first one to start licking it off, and soon Peter joined him. I looked at the clock and saw that it was 3:00 AM. I told both boys they needed to leave, because I had an early flight and I was sure they needed to get home themselves. They got dressed and we kissed each other goodbye. “Now, instead of breaking and entering, you boys can have more fun together like this, and you won’t get arrested, right?” I told them. They agreed, and before climbing through the window, Matt whispered, “I wish I could go with you, Daddy.” I smiled and kissed him again. He left and I shut and locked the window. I turned out the light, lay down, and jerked off thinking about those two boys before I went back to sleep.

Bagged by Jon Hold About three weeks after I found out how much fun it could be having my grandfather cornhole my butt, Momma yelled upstairs that he was on the phone. Dad yelled downstairs that he was taking a bath and that he’d call back later. Dad wasn’t really taking a bath as much as I was giving him one. When Mom yelled upstairs, I was scrubbing Dad’s dick for him – with my asshole. Dad and I finally got done messing around in the bathroom and went downstairs to watch some TV and have a slice of Mom’s apple pie. She was pretty cool about the whole thing, saying that she understood about men. Once she even warned me to change my underpants as I headed upstairs after breakfast to get dressed for school. I wondered why, until I pulled them down and saw that the whole seat of my Jockey’s was wet from Dad’s cum leaking out of my butt. Bagged • 23

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Anyhow, Mom reminded Dad to call Grandpa, and he did. During the commercial, Mom asked what Grandpa wanted, and Daddy said that Grandpa had a big order for milled barley and needed some help. Dad and I were going to spend about a week at Grandpa’s helping out. The harvest was over and it was a slow time of year, so Mom said she’d have my Aunt Lois come over to stay while we were gone. I wanted to leave that night but Dad just shook his head and laughed. Alone in bed that night I jerked off wondering what it was like to be in a real bed with my horny father. My imagination had plenty of help because Daddy was just about shaking the house down with the way he was saying goodbye to Mom – and she wasn’t holding back any either. I got myself off three times listening to them before finally falling asleep. I got up real early, rarin’ to go to Grandpa’s. Dad was in the bathroom waiting for me. For the first time in a long while, I didn’t get screwed first thing in the morning. Dad just said to jump in the shower while he shaved, that he wanted everything to be extra special for Grandpa. I knew what he meant. I got good and wet and did a quick wash-off and then, dripping wet, walked across the floor and climbed up on the commode lid. Without batting an eye, Dad picked up his soap bowl and boar bristle brush and lathered up my belly and groin. I sprang a total boner while Dad made sure that no stubble marred the perfect smoothness of my torso, legs, and everything in between. Then he had me turn around and bend over so he could finish the job. I just about came as he was shaving my tight butt hole. But before I could, Dad slapped my butt and sent me back to the shower. Dad made sure I dried off really good and then powdered up my midsection with some of Mom’s talc. When I asked why, Dad just said that Grandpa had sent over some special underpants for me and that the talc would help him get them on me. He opened a cardboard box and pulled out a pair of black rubber underpants. Dad kneeled and held them out for me and I stepped right into them. If this was how Dad and Granddad wanted me to dress, then it was fine with me. Dad pulled the underpants up high over my hips, pulling the crotch up so that it pressed tightly against my dick and balls. Dad stuck his hand down the front to adjust things for me. He grabbed my balls and I grunted. I looked down to see what he was doing. There were two reinforced holes in the front of the shorts and Dad was pushing my balls through the lower one. It kind of made my gut hurt, but 24 • Bagged

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it kind of hurt real good, if you know what I mean. My balls felt so weird, just hanging free like that. Dad batted them around a couple of times, and that felt REALLY weird. He pulled up a rubber flap from between my legs and snapped it to two metal studs set in the rubber with two loud clicks. My balls were now tightly trapped in a rubber pocket. Next, Dad pulled out a condom and stuck his hand back inside my shorts to roll it down my dick. He and I had played with rubbers before, and I really liked the way it felt when he put one on me. Dad grabbed my boner, and using both hands, managed to get my hardon pulled through the top hole in the front of my underpants. I felt around on them and was pretty sure I was going to like wearing my new clothes. The holes around my dick and balls were tight and I didn’t figure I’d be losing my hardon any time soon. I discovered another, much larger hole right over my butt hole with four more studs around it. Dad said that his father would show me what that was for later. Dad took me to my room to finish getting dressed and then we were finally on our way to Grandpa’s. §

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Ol’ Shep barked when we drove up, and Grandpa was there to greet us before Dad got the pickup stopped. Grandpa clapped Daddy on the back and gave me a big hug and kiss. “You boys get stripped down and meet me in the barn!” Grandpa walked off, the gray hair on his bare butt shining in the bright sunlight. Dad and I stripped, except that Dad said I should keep my new underpants on. Somehow that didn’t come as a surprise to me. When we got down to the barn, Grandpa inspected my new rubber undies real close-like, commenting over and over about how nice they looked and how well they fit and how good I felt. Grandpa told me that he’d saved the best part until last and showed me a great big rubber pecker. I first I was amazed at the thing. Longer and thicker than either Dad or Grandpa, it was shaped exactly like a real dick, except it was huge and had a big square base with four chrome snaps. Seeing the snaps gave me sort of an idea as to where Grandpa planned on putting that thing, and I blushed bright red. Grandpa just grinned and motioned for me to turn around and lie across a bale of hay that he’d thoughtfully covered with a horse blanket. It took a while – and the best part of a can of Harper’s Bag Balm – but Grandpa finally managed to get Bagged • 25

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all of what he called his “twelve-inch boy trainer” right up my butt. I was panting some, but proud that I’d managed to take the whole thing when I heard Grandpa snapping the metal snaps together. I had trouble standing up at first, and walking was really awkward, but Daddy and Grandpa both helped me out to the grain shed, and we got to work. Grandpa’s mill rolled and crushed the grain to make it more digestible for the animals, but my job was just the same as at my dad’s feed mill: sewing the bags closed on the big chain stitch machine. It was awkward working like that, with my dick sticking out in perpetual erection and that dildo thing punching up into my ass. Every time my guts would push the thing out a little ways, the rubber pants would push it back in again. It was like constantly getting fucked. But every hour we took a break, and either Daddy or Grandpa would unsnap the dildo and take it out to give it a rest while they took their turn fucking me. By the end of the day I was able to work and walk around pretty good with that thing stuck up my butt, but we sure didn’t get a whole lot of work done. I was slow, what with my dick sticking out in the way and everything. The rubber saved my dick from getting rubbed raw, but I’d cum so much that the damn thing was full. I figured about one more cum and the darn thing would start squeezing my load back into my balls. What really slowed us down, though, was Dad and Grandpa wasting a lot of time screwing me. Not that I was complaining, but my asshole was getting plum worn out! Both men plugged me again at bed time, and I fell asleep lying between the two most important men in my life. I got screwed again in Grandpa’s bed the next morning – with Grandpa going on and on about how nice it was to wake up with something warm to screw. Then he put the rubber cock back in me and snapped it in place. Sitting down to eat breakfast with that thing up my ass was a real experience! I kept moaning and having orgasms as I ate my oatmeal. By the end of the week I was so used to that dildo and to having both men constantly fucking me that I just sort of took it for granted, except that I never lost track of how wonderful it was having my Dad and Grandpa pay so much attention to me. Saturday morning Grandpa told us that we were having a party that evening. We spent the rest of the day cleaning up the house, making special foods and stocking all three refrigerators with beer. 26 • Bagged

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I’d just gotten out of the shower when the first car showed up. It was Mr. Matlovitch from town and his son Timmy. Timmy had been locked in a chastity belt. The cover over his butt hole was loose so he could be got to that way, but his dick was locked into a wire basket sort of thing that kept him from getting a hardon or playing with himself. I figured that about all he could do with his dick trapped like that was pee on himself, whether he wanted to or not. Timmy was mad at his Dad for locking him up on a party night, but not so mad that he wasn’t constantly crawling up into his Dad’s lap every time the man tried to sit down. In the next half-hour or so, half-a-dozen men showed up with their sons in tow. Mr. Gallati, the grocer, had his twins and both older boys with him. All four boys had hairless crotches, and I thought at first that they had been shaved like I did, but the twins told me that their dad used tweezers and plucked the hairs out one at a time so that there wouldn’t be any stubble. Besides, it gave him an excuse to spank their butts if they didn’t hold still. I had to admit that they had four of the most spankable butts I’d ever seen. Gregor, the oldest brother, said that I could spank all of them if I wanted too, as long as I let them fuck me. I really boned up thinking about that, and said, “Sure!” All four brothers smiled and kept fingering my butt every chance they got that evening. Mr. Bridger showed up with his son Jim, who was the most jockish jock in school. He had a buttplug up his ass that had to be seen to be believed. I bet it weighed eight or ten pounds. Anytime you wanted to see it all you had to do was ask. His dad’s rules were that he had to squat and push that huge thing out of his butt, without using his hands, any time anyone asked. Once they were done looking, he had to squat back down and pick up his buttplug using only his butt again. The twins loved watching him climb on and off the thing. They must have made him do it twenty times that night. I caught the three of them coming down from the attic playroom later. Both twins had bright red butts, and the cum leaking out of their asses tasted just like the cum leaking from Jim’s funky, wet cock. I was amazed to see several of my classmates at the party, but boy, did we ever have fun. Our dads and grandfathers and uncles were screwing any boy they could get hold of, and none of us boys were very hard to catch. When the older guys weren’t keeping us busy, we pretty much got to know each other LOTS better. The other guys had been getting together with their dads for quite some time. I was the Bagged • 27

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latecomer and this was my welcome party, so I got screwed by pretty much everybody. All in all, it was one hell of a party. I get along with everyone in school better now and I’m getting better grades. I like when the whole group of us get together. But what I like the very most is working hard with my Dad and Grandpa and then rubbing our sweaty bodies into a frenzy. One of these days I’m gonna have me a son and I hope my dad and grandpa are still around to help me train him just like they trained me.

A Day To Remember part 2 by Max Once we were all cleaned up, the three of us, still stark naked, relaxed in the living room. I had a cold Coke and they each held a frosty bottle of beer. After the things we’d been doing, it seemed perfectly natural to sit around nude while chatting like old friends. Leroy and Kenny, I learned, had been together for two years. Leroy wrote computer software for a well-known software company. Kenny was a student, attending law school at a local university. Recently, to give variety to their love life, they had begun having three-ways with young white guys like me. I felt a twinge of jealousy on learning that I was but the latest such pickup, but they assured me I was special, the best they had found. “We never had a virgin before,” Leroy said. “It’s exciting to know that we’re introducing you to the pleasures of sex with guys.” “Yeah,” Kenny added, “but you still haven’t been fucked. Wouldn’t you like to find out what it feels like to have a stiff dick sliding in and out of your ass?” The memory of Kenny’s happy face when Leroy was fucking him and the memory of my pleasure when Leroy was finger-fucking me made me want to say, “Yes!” But the size of these guys’ cocks held me back. No way could I take what they had to offer! So I said, “I guess so, but not now. Not with ….” I couldn’t finish the sentence. “Not with either of us, you mean,” Kenny finished the sentence for me. “That’s OK. We know we’re too big for a beginner.” “We wouldn’t want to hurt you,” Leroy said. “But wouldn’t you like to try it with someone with a smaller dick?” I nodded, and my friends looked at each other. Then they shouted, “Trevor!” I looked from one to the other, puzzled. 28 • A Day to Remember part 2

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“Trevor,” Leroy explained, “is our upstairs neighbor. He’s a West Indian, but his dick is about the size of yours. Think you could handle that?’ “I … I don’t know.” “You’d like Trevor,” Kenny put in, “and I know damn well he’d go for you. How about it?” “Uh … OK, I guess.” Leroy picked up the phone and dialed their friend. “Hey, Trevor, man! We’ve got something down here that you’ll like. How about coming down to check it out?” After a moment’s silence he went on. “Yeah, but that can wait. Suppose I told you that it’s a virgin who wants to find out what it’s like to get fucked ….” After a couple of seconds Leroy laughed and hung up the phone. “I give him thirty seconds to get here.” At once I heard footsteps running down the stairs. Kenny got up, and as he opened the front door, Trevor rushed in fully dressed. Trevor was short, maybe five foot six, with a solid, muscular body. And he was very, very black. His age could have been anywhere between eighteen and thirty-eight. A lascivious grin erupted on his face when he saw me. He stood over me and examined me as if checking out a piece of meat at the supermarket. “Man! Where you guys find this beauty?” “Would you believe, cruising the station tea room?” Kenny asked. “For real? But you say he’s a virgin.” “Well, he was when I brought him home. And he still hasn’t been fucked.” “I should hope not! He’d be dead if either of you bastards tried to fuck him.” Finally he spoke to me. “Stand up, child. Let me see this virgin butt of yours.” I didn’t like being commanded that way, but I stood up and turned my back to him. At once I felt his hands on my ass, a finger running gently through the crack. Despite my annoyance at his attitude, I felt a shiver of carnal pleasure. “Oh! Just perfect! Just what ol’ Trevor likes. Tell me, what’s your name, child?” I turned around to face him. “I’m not a child! And my name is Jimbo.” “Oh! Sorry! But you’ll be a man after Trevor gets through socking it to your pretty white ass.” A Day to Remember part 2 • 29

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I’d had enough of his attitude. “I’m a man now! And I’ll be the one to decide if you get to do anything with my ass. You’ve had a good look at what I’ve got. Now show me what you’ve got.” I sat down, crossed my arms and waited to see what he would do. I heard Kenny and Leroy burst out laughing. “OK, Trevor,” Leroy said, “Jimbo has put you in your place. It was time someone did. Now, why don’t you strip down and let him decide if you’re the man he wants to break him in.” For a moment Trevor stood there looking bewildered. Clearly he wasn’t used to anyone standing up to him. Then a gap-toothed grin spread across his face and he began to gyrate his hips in a sinuous fashion. What followed was a striptease such as I never imagined. Dancing sensuously, he removed one piece of clothing after another, tossing most of them to me. He kept his eyes on me the whole time, and my reaction was one of rising excitement as more and more of his smooth-skinned, beautiful black body was revealed. He flexed muscular arms like a bodybuilder and revealed a V-shaped torso from broad shoulders to a narrow waist. The nipples on his bulging pecs were even more prominent than Kenny’s and when, with his back to me, he dropped his undershorts, I saw two high, shiny, inky black asscheeks that reminded me of two black-painted cannonballs I’d seen in a park. At last he turned around and displayed the uncut tool, already erect, that was to take my virginity. As Leroy had promised, it was about the size of mine, even a little shorter but definitely thicker. It looked just right, in proper proportion to the rest of his body. I definitely wanted him, and my upright manhood gave me away. “Oooh! Child … I mean man! You do want me.” Trevor dropped to his knees and his mouth engulfed my cock. I heard Leroy and Kenny clapping. I realized at once that Trevor was a truly expert cocksucker. It felt as if he was vacuuming me right down his throat. He didn’t stay at that task long but moved down and began licking and sucking my balls. It felt great, and I began slowly stroking my cock as waves of pleasure again flowed through me. Then Trevor grabbed my hips, pulled me forward, and pushed my legs up into the air. My backside was hanging over the edge of the couch and his tongue attacked me, licking up and down the asscrack and then probing my love-hole. Though I’d watched Leroy do this to Kenny earlier, this was my first experience being rimmed. As his tongue entered me, it was like an electric shock running from my asshole to my brain in one direction 30 • A Day to Remember part 2

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and to my toes in the other. Kenny and Leroy came and knelt on the couch on either side of me, their big, hard, black cocks close to my face. I pulled Kenny’s dick into my mouth, knowing what to do with that one now, but still afraid to try to get the unbelievable girth of Leroy’s past my lips. Leroy, accepting my choice, went down on me. I felt his warm mouth surround my rigid manhood at the same time that Trevor’s tongue was probing deeper and deeper into my ass and Kenny’s hard cock was penetrating past my tonsils and into my throat. I was in heaven! What could be better than this? I was about to find out. Trevor pulled back and stated, “He’s ready now!” He aimed his dick at my saliva-slick hole. “Not here,” Leroy said, lifting his head from my lap. “Let’s take him in the bedroom and put him in the sling.” Earlier, passing through the bedroom I had seen a curious contraption that looked like a small hammock on a stand, but too short for anyone to stretch out in. I had wondered what it was, and now I was about to find out. The three black men picked me up, carried me into the bedroom, and deposited me in the sling. My legs were lifted up and spread, and my ankles were encased in cloth loops to hold them that way. I felt completely vulnerable, but not the least afraid. Looking at these three men standing around me, their cocks at full mast, I realized that it was me, the recently innocent little white boy from the suburbs, who had aroused them all to a state of near erotic frenzy. This gave me a feeling of power despite my body being laid out for them to do with as they wished. This time it was Kenny who sank to his knees and drove his hot tongue into my asshole. Trevor stepped up to my head and presented his cock. “This the dick that’s goin’ take you cherry, Jimbo. You wan’ taste it first?” Indeed I did, so I opened my mouth and he shoved it in. After learning to suck Kenny’s monster, this was a breeze. I swallowed it right down to the root on the first gulp. “Jeez!” Trevor exclaimed. “I thought you say this kid was a virgin? How he learn suckin’ like this?” Leroy chuckled. “He’s a fast learner. Guess you could say he’s a natural-born cocksucker.” I felt pride on hearing that, and I continued to demonstrate my new talent on Trevor until he pulled away saying, “That enough! Any more n’ I cum already!” He moved down to the other end, pushed 32 • A Day to Remember part 2

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Kenny out of the way, and prepared for his assault on my virgin butt. Looking between my upraised legs, I saw Leroy hand him a jar of lubricant. Then I felt him cramming the slick goo into me. It was a strange feeling lying there waiting to be fucked. It was like being a sacrifice on an altar, about to be dedicated to some great god – a phallic god, of course. The wait ended. I felt Trevor’s rod knocking at the portal, and a moment later, slipping past my sphincter. There was very little pain, and that only momentary. I had been well prepared! The view of Trevor’s splendid torso seen between my legs was an unexpected turnon. The sight seemed natural, as if I’d been born to be taken this way by well-built young men. That view was obscured as Leroy bent down and kissed me. I felt other hands on my body, holding my balls, sliding up and down my stiff dick, pinching my nipples and caressing me all over. My three admirers were doing their best to arouse me to a fever-pitch of erotic excitement, and they were succeeding. Trevor’s cock was now buried all the way in my love-chute. As he began to move back and forth, to fuck me, his cock brushed against a spot within me that sent new shock waves of ecstasy from my midsection to every extremity of my body. I had found Paradise! All too soon I heard Trevor shout, “Oh Gawd! I cummin’! I cummin’ now!” I felt his dick expand deep in my guts, and at the same moment, a warm mouth clamped around my dick with urgent suction. It had to be Kenny as Leroy was still kissing me, his long tongue exploring inside my mouth. That was all it took to bring me over an edge I’d been teetering on for the last few minutes. My body convulsed and I discharged my load into the hot mouth encasing my dick. My ass muscles clenched, squeezed and milked Trevor’s spasming rod of every drop of his spunk. Eventually I felt Trevor’s softening cock sliding out of me, giving me a momentary feeling of being abandoned. Leroy and Kenny stood over me pumping their oversized dicks. It took only a few moments and both spewed their jism all over my chest and belly. Then Kenny bent down to kiss me and dribbled a big gob of my own cum into my mouth. Tasting my own love juice as we kissed! That was still another new turn-on. At last we all went into the bathroom to clean up. A warm bath was drawn and they laid me in it. Three gorgeous black men knelt beside the tub and washed the cum off me as if I were some royal prince A Day to Remember part 2 • 33

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being serviced by adoring servants. Of course, they weren’t servants, and soon it was my turn to wash their bodies. That was just as much fun as being on the receiving end of the service. After we were all cleaned up I retrieved my scattered clothing and dressed. “It’s time I caught the train back home,” I said sadly. “I’m already pretty late and my mother is going to be worried.” “You will come see us again?” I was asked. “You bet!” I replied as I went about giving each of them a farewell kiss. “I’ll find some excuse next Saturday, and I’ll come straight here.” And that is exactly what I did the following week, and many more times thereafter.

All Hands on Deck by Jonny Daranciang Every summer I got to spend a week or two on my father’s yacht. I guess most people would think I was lucky, but I hated it. We were always anchored somewhere out in the middle of the ocean. The sun was hot, and after the novelty of swimming in the ocean wore off, it seemed like there was never anything to do. Dad spent all his time in his office looking over papers and doing a bunch of other boring stuff, so I ended up just hanging out on the deck and sometimes talking to the guys on the crew. Dad was really casual about his crew. He never insisted that they wear uniforms. Most of the time, particularly when we were stuck out in the middle of the ocean, they just wore swimming trunks. And none of them looked better in trunks than Buck. I especially liked Buck. He was responsible for keeping all the machinery on board in good working order. He had been part of Dad’s crew for as long as I could remember. The trunks he wore were always more like shorts, and they barely contained his big package and his high, round bubble butt. He didn’t need a Speedo to show off what he had. I, on the other hand, always wore a Speedo. It made me feel really sexy, like I was putting myself on display for Dad’s crew. I kept hoping Buck would notice. The fabric clung to my round asscheeks, and my cock and balls formed a nice, tight package right up in front. How could he not notice. Having spent most of my life at an all boys boarding school, I was no stranger to having sex with other guys, but they had always been 34 • All Hands on Deck

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around the same age as me; at most, a few years older. I really wanted to try it with an older man – an older man like Buck. Then one day I finally got my chance. I had been lying around on deck in the hot sun for most of the morning. The sunshine was making me feel really warm and lazy. I was thinking about lowering myself over the side for a quick dip in the ocean, but somehow I just couldn’t make myself get up and do it. I heard the cabin door open, and glanced behind me to see Buck come out on deck with his tool chest. As he crossed the deck to the bow, his big, black, hulking body cast a shadow across me. “Mornin’, Jonny,” he said as he padded past me on his big, bare feet. “Hey, Buck,” I answered. I watched him put down the tool chest and head back toward the cabin. Every time he passed by me I got a whiff of his scent. He always smelled so sexy to me. He gave off the kind of funk that made me want to bury my face in his balls. A few minutes later he came back carrying the sling he used when he had to hang over the side of the yacht and work. He attached the sling to the railing, climbed over the side and lowered himself out of sight. I lay there thinking about Buck and getting a boner. I really wanted to see what he looked like naked. I could tell by the bulge in the front of his trunks that his cock must be really big. I fantasized about him feeding it past my lips and all the way down my throat. I wondered if he liked boys or girls. I wondered what he looked like when he was having sex. I wondered if he ever even had sex. He’d never talked about it like the other crew guys did. They talked about it all the time. Eventually, my daydream was interrupted by the need to piss. I had gotten so comfortable lying on the deck that I really didn’t want to get up and go inside to the head. That’s when I got my brilliant idea. I could go up to the bow and piss over the side. That would give me a chance to show my dick off to Buck, and maybe I could get him interested in playing around a little. Buck was hanging off the starboard side so I hung my cock over the port side and started pissing. It wasn’t long before I saw his head peek up over the side to see what was going on. “Hey, Buck,” I said nonchalantly. “Whatcha doin’?” All Hands on Deck • 35

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Staring right at my cock, he said “This winch is stuck. I’m just fixing it so we can hoist anchor later on.” “Oh,” I said as I shook the last drops from my dick. Now I knew I had his attention. He certainly had mine. Knowing that he was watching me was making me hard again. I walked over to the starboard side, 36 • All Hands on Deck

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stroking my stiffy. Precum began to drip from my piss slit. As I looked down at Buck, I could see that the bulge in his trunks was getting even larger, and a wet spot was forming in his crotch. “Like what you see?” I asked, looking down at him as I continued to stroke my log. All Hands on Deck • 37

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“Uh … yeah. Sure do,” he responded. “I’m awful horny, Buck. How about you?” He reached down and repositioned his growing mound. Sweat was breaking out on his brow and his upper lip. I could tell he was worried about getting caught with the boss’ son. He glanced up over the edge of the deck and looked back toward the cabin. “You think everybody else is still down below?” he whispered. “Sure,” I said. “Why would they want to come up on deck in this heat? You’re looking pretty hot yourself, Buck. Maybe you need to let that crotch monster of yours out to cool off a little.” He thought for a couple of seconds and then hoisted himself back over the railing onto the deck. He wrapped his hand and around my prick and gave it a squeeze. “Fuck!” he said. “That’s some mighty hard boymeat you got there, Jonny.” “Yeah?” I replied, slipping my hand down the front of his trunks. “Let’s see what you’ve got.” I almost couldn’t believe it when I touched his shaft. It was way fatter than any of the guys’ cocks I’d played with at school. I had to see it, so I fished it out over his waistband. It looked every bit as big as it felt. The shaft and the head were both deep chocolate brown and there was a bead of dick drool bubbling up at the tip. I immediately bent over and licked it up. I felt Buck’s big hand go to the back of my head and press me further down on his rod. “Jesus!” he said. “Suck it, Jonny. Work my big black cock with your sweet lips.” I slobbered up and down on his dick. I wanted to get it as wet as possible, because I wanted it up my ass. I had never taken one that big before, but I was determined that Buck was going to fuck my hole. I pulled off his cock and stood up. He wrapped his arms around me, covered my mouth with his and pushed his tongue inside. His hands ran down my back to my asscheeks. He pulled them apart and I felt one of his fat finger tips pushing at my opening. He brought that finger up and stuck it in both our mouths. He made several trips between our mouths and my hole. He could tell what I wanted, and he had every intention of giving it to me. Finally, he spun me around and told me to grab onto the railing. I could feel the yacht gently rocking back and forth underneath us as he placed the head of his cock against my rosebud. I braced myself. He pushed once, twice, three times before his fat cockhead popped 38 • All Hands on Deck

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before. I pressed back against him, but it wasn’t enough. I needed more of his cock inside me. I kicked off my Speedos, and reached back to push his trunks down. He let them slide to the deck. “I want it all, Buck,” I groaned over my shoulder. “Lemme sit on it.” I felt his crotch monster slide out of my ass. I turned around in time to see him sit down on the deck. He grabbed his big crank and 40 • All Hands on Deck

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shook it at me. “This what you want, baby?” he said. “This what you need?” I straddled him and slowly lowered myself on his rod. It easily slid all the way up inside me. I could feel his big bull nuts trapped between my asscheeks and the deck. Slowly, I began to fuck myself on his pole, rocking back and forth as the yacht moved beneath us. He wrapped his arms around me again and brought his lips to mine. A few minutes later, he simply moaned into my mouth, “Oh, baby. I’m gonna shoot ….” and then I felt his rod start to twitch as he silently filled my ass with his cum. The pulses up my butt set me off, and I grunted into his mouth as I lost my load between our bellies. We made plans to meet later that night, after everyone else had gone to bed. Buck fucked me at least twice a day after that. Needless to say, the rest of my time on my dad’s yacht wasn’t nearly as boring as it had been in the past. As a matter of fact, I decided to start spending more time at sea.

Home for Thanksgiving I cried when I hung up the phone after talking to Dad and Mom. It was my first year away from home. Thanksgiving was coming up and I was so homesick. My roommate, Glen, invited me to stay with him and his family during Thanksgiving break. But all of a sudden, his grandfather passed away and the plans got canceled. It was too late to get a ticket to go home and so I was stuck on campus. I was feeling depressed so I went for a long walk. When I got back to the dorm I was horny. My roommate, Glen, kept a large stash of porn under his bed. He had all kinds, even gay porn. He wasn’t bashful about reading it and beating off. We never had reading material like that back in Eastern Montana. I stripped off my jeans and jockeys, grabbed one of his gay porn magazines and began stroking myself. The guys in the magazine had such incredible boners and the sight of them plunging their dicks into mouths and up inside tight assholes made my cock tingle. I wondered if guys really did stuff like that or if … fuck … without warning my door opened. In walked Mr. Painor, the dorm mentor.

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“Randall, I was just … oh, sorry, I should have knocked,” he blurted out when he saw my condition. I was in shock and lay there clutching my dick. He stared at me and inside I begged for him to leave. Then I dropped the magazine and he saw what I was reading. Neither one of us said a word but as he glanced down and looked at the picture of the ass getting plugged by a fat cock, his crotch swelled so much he practically tore his trousers. “Hmm,” he said as he scratched his balding head. “This is pretty hot stuff, boy. Is it yours?” I shook my head. “But you must like reading it,” he said with a sigh. “Look at how hard your cock is!” he exclaimed as he pointed at my dick. The tone of Mr. Painor’s voice put me at ease and I was so curious about the size of his basket. It was massive. I’d heard whispers before from some of the guys that Mr. Painor had the biggest dong on campus. Mr. Painor picked up the magazine and flipped through the pages. “Oh … look at these cocksuckers,” he said as he pointed to a page with two guys sucking on an older guy’s dick. “They sure love sucking on that daddy dick.” Then he smiled at me, unbuttoned his shirt and undid his trousers. “Tell me, Randall, have you ever sucked cock before?” I shook my head. He fished out his massive boner and I took a big gulp. He came right up to my bed and waved his cock in my face. Then he peeled back his copious foreskin and squeezed his flaming glans. A clear drop of precum seeped out. “Stick your tongue out, boy, and lick it. I know you’re homesick. Let Daddy Painor make you feel better,” he moaned. I stuck out my tongue and tasted his dripping glans. My balls almost exploded when I felt his hot, wet member press against my tongue. 42 • Home for Thanksgiving

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“That’s it, son,” he said softly. “Lick all around my cockhead … now open up and take it inside … there … doesn’t

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Mr. Painor’s dirty talk drove me crazy. I swallowed every inch of his massive tool. As I sucked Mr. Painor’s cock, the image of those two guys

sucking the older guy’s cock kept flashing in my mind. I imagined I was one of those young guys and that the older guy was my hot uncle Vic. I’d seen his dick hard a view times back on the farm and it was every bit as big as the one the guy in the magazine had. I bet Uncle Vic could shoot as much cum as that guy, too. “Fuck,” Mr. Painor groaned. “I’m so close. You ready for some man cream, boy?” he growled. My mouth was so full of cock all I could do was nod. When his glans rubbed the back of my throat I exploded. Seconds later his glans swelled enormously and volumes of thick, rich, syrupy cum gushed out. There was too much to swallow, but what I could I savored. I felt so much better. I had no trouble sleeping that night. With Mr. Painor around, it was like being home for Thanksgiving. 44 • Home for Thanksgiving

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Just finished working out and showering. I’m so horny. I can’t wait for Matsuo to come home. Wonder what’s on TV.

What’s this ... The Semens? I thought this was ...

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OW! Can ye not read the sign? It says “Keep Off the Grass!”

Eat my cock, man!

Oh, I’ll eat ye cock alright.

Hmm. I think I’m going to like “The Semens” better.

Lawn Caretaker Billy?

But before I eat ye cock, I’ll fuck ye throat and arse.

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Wait, I left my pants on the lawn!

Now

git in me shack, Brat.

Ye will not be needing ye pants.

And ye will not be needing ye shirt, either.

Now! Off with it!

WOW!

Now open wide and get it wet.

OMIGOD!

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That’s it. I’ll teach ye how to suck a cock.

Yeah, like that...

Deeper!

Mmm, your cock tastes so good!

Yeah, good!

Now that I got ye ass all nice and wet...

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Get ready for me Scottishh cock!

Open wide!

More!

Tighter!

Damn, this is hot! Fuck me harder, Billy!

More!

I’m gonna

cum, Billy!

Yeah, shoot in me mouth!

Ye like this, don’t ye, Brat!

Now open wide! I’m gonna shoot in ye mouth!

Now suck it clean.

Ye cum tastes so sweet!

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I’m...

I’m...

Now off with ye! And do not let me catch ye pissin’ on that tree again, at three o’clock tomorrow or ye will get more of the same!

I’m gonna...

...gonna...

So, that’s three o’clock you said.

Hey!?! Wow, that was so

hot! I can’t wait until Matsuo gets home so I can fuck his sweet ass!

Hi, Claudio. I’m home. I brought Steve back home with me. Are you up for a threesome?

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Night Dad by Chris Bachli See Afternoon Dad in the October 2003 issue. Two weeks after our encounter in the shed, Dad and I had another hot get-together. Mom and Dad had been fighting a lot, so Dad decided to go to the local motel for a few nights. It was lonely around the house without him. I missed him. It was late one night when I decided to go and see him. I took the car and drove to the motel. I knew his room number. I arrived and went up to his room. There was a “Do Not Disturb” sign on the door and I could hear some moans coming from inside. There was a gap in the curtains, so I peeked in. There, to my surprise, was Dad and his mechanic, Dave. Dave was laying his pipe into Dad’s ass. He was a good looking man, 6’ 2’’ and built like a brick wall. He was smooth compared to Dad. I watched his tight ass flex as he pumped my dad full of his cock. I definitely wanted in on this action. I went down to the lobby and called Dad’s room. He answered. “Yeah.” “Hey, Dad. What’s up?” “Ah … nothing …. Chris this isn’t a good time. Can you call back later?” “Oh, yeah, Dad. I just miss you.” “I miss you, too … love ya. Later.” With that there was a click. I went back up to the room. They were still at it. Dave was fucking my dad hard. I knocked on the door. No answer. I knocked again. My naked dad answered. “WHAT THE FUCK DO …. Oh, Chris, what’s up?” Dad was still hard and looked incredible. I wanted to drop to my knees right there in the doorway. I glanced down. “Maybe I should ask what’s up, Dad.” “Come on in, son.” I walked past Dad. Dave must have been in the bathroom. “I’ve missed you so much, Daddy.” “I’ve missed you, too.” I got close to him. I put my hand on his hard shaft and kissed him. Our tongues dueled. I took my shirt off, and stripped out of my jeans. “Dad, I wanna fuck you.” My cock was hard in seconds. I knew Dave was still in the bathroom. I was hoping he would join in. “OK, son. Go for it.” Night Dad • 53

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Dad leaned over the bed like he did the first time we were together. I mounted him and plowed right in. The fact that Dave could be watching turned me on even more. I fucked Dad hard. “Yeah, Dad. You like my cock in your ass. Ohh, Dad, you’re a good fuck. Yeah!” “Chris, fuck my ass. I love your cock!” Thrust after thrust, I rammed into him. Dave had, in fact, been watching us. He was right behind me. His huge cock was hard and throbbing. I felt him grab my ass. I turned to see him and his monster prick. It was way bigger than Dad’s. He was a big man with a big tool. “Hello, Dave. Why don’t you use that big dick to fuck my ass? Come on, Dave. Fuck me while I fuck my father.” “Kid, you don’t have to ask twice. I’ll fuck that ass raw till you beg me to stop.” Dave placed his huge cockhead at my asshole and shoved it in. It felt so incredible – painful and wonderful at the same time. I wanted all his dick in me. “Ohh, fuck, Dave! You’re huge. Fuck my ass! Yeah!” I stopped fucking Dad for the moment, till I got used to Dave’s huge rod up my ass. Dave fucked me with long, hard strokes, shoving all his manmeat up my tight ass. “Damn! Your ass is tighter than your dad’s, boy. I’m gonna fuck you full of my big man cock. Ohh, yeah! Fuck!” I got into the rhythm and started pumping into Dad again. We were all moaning. I loved my father’s ass. Dave was a good fucker, too. His long rod was in me all the way. I felt his hairy, low hanging balls slap my ass as he plowed into me. It felt incredible. I was going to cum with my cock wedged deep in my father and with Dave’s prick fucking my ass relentlessly. I couldn’t last much longer. Dave picked up his speed and fucked my ass faster. “Ohh, fuck, Dave. I’m gonna cum. Fuck me hard, Dave! Yeah, your big dick feels good in me. Ohh, yeah, Dave!” “That’s right, kid. You like my cock just as much as your dad. He loves it when I fuck him, and so do you. Like father, like son. Take my huge cock, boy.” I couldn’t hold back any longer. “OH, YEAH! I’m cumming! Yeah, fuck, yeah! Oh, yeah, Dave! Fuck me!” 54 • Night Dad

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“Fuck, kid! Unload your boy cream up your dad’s ass … Yeah, boy do it!” Dave kept fucking me faster now. I knew he was close to cumming. My soft dick popped out of Dad’s ass. Dad turned around on the bed to watch me get fucked by Dave. “Yeah, son. You take Dave’s big cock well. You look mighty fine. Yes, Dave, fuck my boy full of your hot cum.” Dad was masturbating. His big cock drooled precum. As Dave fucked me, Dad pumped his cock. “Fuck, kid!” Dave exclaimed. “I’m gonna spew my cum up that tight ass of yours! Fuck! Take it, kid!” “Yeah, Dave! Give it to my boy … uh … yeah! I’m gonna shoot, too! Yeah! Fuck him hard, Dave!” “Oh, yeah! Your cock feels great up my ass! Yeah, Dave fuck me hard! Fuck me, Dave!” It didn’t last much longer after that. Dad shot the first of his cum spurts across my chest. I bent down to take his cock in my mouth and swallowed the remainder of his warm seed. It tasted good. I loved the way my dad tasted. With a loud yell, Dave came up my ass. “UHHHHHHH! Yeah! Fuck, I’m unloading up your ass, boy! Take my cream. Yeah! Fuck! Oh, I’m cumming! Yeah! Yeah!” I could feel his hard cock pulse and shoot his man cream deep into me. The warm cum seeped out of my hole as Dave pulled out of my ass. He lay on the bed next to my dad, who was just as spent. I joined them, and we all fell asleep in each other’s arms. §

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During the night I was awakened by Dave. “Hey, kid. You wanna help me out?” He glanced down, and I looked where he was looking. His cock was rock hard again, pulsing with every heartbeat. I looked over at Dad who was still asleep. I turned back to Dave. I bent down to take his mighty shaft in my mouth. I wanted to taste the cream he had unloaded up my ass earlier. I licked the head. His precum was already flowing. It tasted sweet. Dave moaned. “Yeah, kid. Lick it. I wanna feel your hot mouth on my rod ….”

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I took his cockhead into my mouth, slurping down the shaft. I had half of Dave’s rod in my mouth when I heard my dad say, “Damn, Dave. You’re ready again?” My cock was hard, too. I was so turned on by Dave and his huge man tool. My dad moved between my legs to lick my cock. As Dad’s mouth went around my shaft, I moaned with Dave’s cock deep in my throat. “Damn, Bob. You sure do love your boy’s cock. Suck it! Yeah, boy, suck my cock like your father’s doing to you. Oh, that’s great. Yeah.” My dad’s mouth felt great on my hot boy cock. All of a sudden, Dad moaned around my dick. I looked over and Dave had taken my dad’s cock in his mouth. All that could be heard was moans. I was sucking Dave’s big cock, Dad was sucking my boy dick, and Dave was swallowing my daddy’s prick. We were a big circle of suckers. I took all of Dave’s cock down my throat. I felt it pulse. I was very close to cumming again. Dad was an expert cocksucker. Dad was moaning a lot, too, so I knew he was close. But I was the first to cum. I shot my hot cream deep in my dad’s throat. Dad went right after me. He spewed his load into Dave’s mouth and Dave swallowed every bit. I sucked as hard as I could on Dave’s huge rod. He finally shot the load of cum his big balls made. I swallowed every drop of his tasty seed. I sucked till he was dry. After a while, I got up to hit the shower. When I came back, Dave and Dad were sleeping again. I joined them. As I fell back to sleep, I was thankful I had such a loving Dad.

Doctor’s Orders by Big Al “Everything seems fine, Vance,” Doc said as he slipped his finger out of my ass. My asshole felt vacant as it adjusted to the void. “Doc, I need some advice from you. A situation has arisen with my son and I’m not sure how to handle it. I hear you’re good at giving counseling on father and son issues,” I said as I stood up and put on my shirt. “What’s the problem,Vance?” Doc responded. “Let’s see how I can help.” “My son Rick has grown into a fine young man, and I happened to stumble upon some gay porn in his bedroom a couple weeks ago. I don’t think he has been with anybody yet sexually, and I would like 56 • Doctor’s Orders

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to be his first. I would like to have him experience his first fuck with someone he can trust, not some asshole he picks up on the street. I fucked his older sister years ago when she started showing an interest in boys. She is happily married now to a fine man and has always thanked me for being her first fuck. I would like to do the same for Rick, but I’m not sure how to go about it. I know plenty about fucking pussy, but I’ve never fucked ass before. I have a rather large cock, and I wouldn’t want to injure him. Could you give me some pointers?” “Sure, Vance. I can help you. This problem is more common than you may think. Make an appointment for next week and bring your son in. I’ll examine him to see if he’s still a virgin. Then we’ll go from there,” Doc advised. §

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to break his barrier,” Doc explained as his cock stiffened to its full length and girth. “OK, Vance, grab my cock at its base and press my cockhead against his hole.” I did as Doc instructed, and watched as his fat, purple cockhead pressed against my son’s pucker. Rick began to squirm. “Now, I’m not going to penetrate your son. I’ll leave that up to you later. Once you’re up against his hole, just let your cockhead pop in, then Rick will need to rotate his hips slightly on your cockhead. This will slowly open him up. Slowly insert about a third of your shaft and hold steady. As he loosens up, the rest should slide in easily. Don’t be surprised if he can’t handle your full length. His rectum may not be as deep as your cock is long. As you fuck him over time, he should eventually be able to take you balls deep,” Doc explained as he removed himself from Rick’s asscrack. Doc pulled his pants up and knelt in front of me as my son sat back up on the examining table. “Now I need to show Rick how to suck cock. Vance, if you will, drop your pants.” As I dropped my pants, my rock hard cock bounced and swayed straight out from my hairy crotch. Seeing Doc’s big hairy cock pressed against Rick’s crack had gotten my blood stirring. Exposing my fuck tool to my son for the first time just got me hotter. Doc grabbed my cock at the base and gave it a tight squeeze causing a thick drop of dew to ooze out my blood-engorged piss slit. “All you have to do, Rick, is open your mouth wide and wrap your lips around your father’s cock. Be careful not to rub your teeth against the skin. Then slowly push his cock deep into your mouth till his cockhead hits the back of your throat. You may gag at first, but with a little practice you should be able to relax your throat and swallow the entire length of his shaft. Come over here and watch closely as I demonstrate,” Doc instructed as Rick knelt down next to him. I unbuttoned my shirt as Doc’s hot mouth wrapped around my shaft. His thick, salt-and-pepper mustache slid down my pole to the base of my hairy crotch. His throat muscles expanded, then tightened around my cockhead. I glanced down approvingly at my son and watched his eyes widen. Doc sucked earnestly as Rick watched. Four, five, six strokes, and my throbbing cock began to tingle, my balls churned! As Doc released his cock from my mouth, I groaned. Thick ropes of cum flew through the air and splattered Doc in the face! 58 • Doctor’s Orders

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“Whoa, Daddy-o!” Doc exclaimed as he rose to his feet, threw his slimy glasses onto the examining table and grabbed a paper towel to wipe his forehead. “You are one lucky boy, Rick! Your father is one stud bull!” “Sorry, Doc. It’s been a few days since I shot a load. I guess my balls were pretty heavy,” I explained, embarrassed. “No problem, Vance. It happens all the time!” Doc explained as he reached into a drawer and handed me a tube of lube. “OK, guys, here’s my advice. Vance, take your son home and fuck him tonight like I showed you. I want you to fuck him every other day. That should keep his asshole pliable, but not too loose, and his ass will need time to recuperate between fucks. You can both suck cock all you want. Doctor’s orders! Come back in a couple weeks so I can examine your progress. Oh, I almost forgot! Vance you need to let Rick fuck your ass as well. Remember he has a dick, too!” “Shit, I never thought about that, Doc,” I said as I rubbed my chin and looked down at my deflating dick. “OK, son, let’s head home! It looks like we have plenty of homework!” Rick and I quickly got dressed. I thanked Doc for all his advice and we headed home. Rick and I were horny as hell. We raced home, ripped our clothes off, and hopped into my bed. I lay flat on my back and motioned my eager son to lie on top of his horny dad. We kissed and writhed our hot bodies together as I wrapped my muscular arms behind my head and gazed into his eyes, exposing my sweaty, hairy armpits. I nodded my head toward my left pit. “Go ahead, son. Have a taste and a smell of your dad’s manliness. I want you to taste and feel every inch of my body before I fuck your virgin ass. I watched as Rick chowed down on my hairy pit and slowly worked his way down, sucking my left nipple and swirling his tongue down my pleasure trail. He buried his nose deep under my left nut and took a sniff of the musky, black forest of my steaming crotch. I slowly raised my legs and spread my sweaty asscrack wide. “Take a whiff and have a taste, boy! Smell Daddy’s ass, then fuck it!” I bellowed. My son licked and probed my tight, raunchy hole. I had never felt anything so hot. I had never been so horny! My son’s cock was stiff. He had a nice big one, just like his dad. He lubed his cock and pressed Doctor’s Orders • 59

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it between my buttocks as I held my hairy legs wide in the air, giving him a full view of my manliness. “OK, Dad. I’ll take it slow.” “Like fucking hell, you will! Forget what the fucking doc said! Ram your hot, hard cock into Daddy! Fuck Daddy hard! Cream my ass, boy!” I spit in my palm and fisted my rock hard cock. My face glowed as I watched my son enjoy his first daddy fuck. He pistoned my ass with all his might, in and out, in and out! Suddenly his body stiffened and I felt his hot cream slather my shit chute. I grabbed his buttocks and braced myself against his last forceful thrust as he let out a long, low groan. I dropped my legs as his hot cock slipped out of my hole and began to deflate. “Stand up, boy! Bend over the mattress! It is time to finish our homework!” I instructed.

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I was so fucking horny I could barely contain myself. I grabbed the tube of lube, crammed the open tip into my son’s waiting asshole, and gave it a squeeze. I could feel his slimy cum leak down my asscrack and dribble down my bull nuts. I greased my throbbing meat and stared at its glistening strength. I glanced at my son’s quivering hole, then back at my throbber. “Dad, take it slow, like Doc said,” Rick pleaded. “Shit, son! I don’t know if I can. You got me so fucking horny, but I’ll try,” I replied. I took a long deep breath. “OK, son. Here comes dad’s dick,” I purred as I grabbed my aching cock and pressed the fat head against his virgin butt hole. My son gasped. “Push back and rotate your ass. I gotta get this head popped in,” I prodded. Rick slowly pushed back and rotated his ass as I pushed forward. Rick grunted. Pop! I was in! My cock was in his ass! I had never seen anything so hot. We both held steady as I felt my son’s ass contract and relax around my cockhead for a few moments. “Mmm. You’re daddy’s handsome boy,” I cooed to my Doctor’s Orders • 61

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son as I gently massaged his smooth buttocks and admired the sight before me. My son began to relax. He gently reached back, fondled my dangling balls and slid his fingertips along the bottom of my greased shaft. Doc was right. Instinctively I knew he was ready for more of Dad’s meat. I pushed forward. His assring expanded wider as I slid my shaft deeper into my handsome son. Rick whimpered. Moments later I attempted to shove myself the rest of the way in. The length of my cock was two thirds in when I hit bottom. Doc was right. My cock was bigger than his rectum. I slowly fucked him with as much length as he could contain. The smooth velvety friction of his ass against my fatherhood sent my head spinning. I slowly quickened my pace and playfully slapped his ass. In and out, I pumped as my son begged for more. My big, hairy nuts slammed into his balls with each thrust. My cock began to tingle, my nuts contracted, and I blasted my load! We both collapsed onto the bed and let out a big sigh. I held my son in my arms as we fell asleep. §

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Two weeks later we were in Doc’s examining room again. We had followed his instructions, fucking every other day and sucking cock every chance we got. “So guys, how did the last two weeks go? Did you follow my instructions?” Doc asked. “Sure did, Doc!” I answered. “Everything went fine!” “Fine, fine!” Doc replied. “Strip down, Rick, and bend over the table. I need to examine your progress.” Doc proceeded to fully undress. Rick and I admired how his muscular torso, ass and legs were speckled in coarse, black and gray hairs. “I like to be comfortable for these follow-up exams. They’re a little more extensive and clothes just get in the way,” Doc explained. “Vance, I suggest you get naked, also.” I disrobed as Rick bent over the examining table. Doc greased his cock and Rick’s hole. “Vance, I need to thoroughly examine Rick’s rectum, and the only way to do that is to stick my cock inside.” “Be my guest,” I nodded in approval as I stepped forward for a closer look. 62 • Doctor’s Orders

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Doc gripped his stiff veiny cock and pushed into my son. He slowly penetrated as far as his cock would go and held his cock steady. Like me, he was only able to get about two-thirds of his shaft up Rick’s hole. “OK, Rick. Expand and contract your assring around my shaft. I need to get an idea of your strength.” Rick worked his asshole muscle around Doc’s shaft. “Good, very good,” Doc approved as he began to thrust in and out. “Nice and tight and plenty of good grip. You’ve done a nice job, Vance! Your son has come along nicely. But I’m a little concerned.” “What’s wrong, Doc?” I asked. “By now he should be able to take the whole thing. Why don’t you get over here and fuck him like you usually do,” Doc instructed as he slipped his cock out of my son’s hole. I slipped my cock into my son and began to fuck. Rick’s hole gripped my shaft base with each downward thrust. I pushed harder and harder. Rick whimpered and shifted his ass around. I gave one final thrust and sank all the way inside him. My balls smashed against his ass. Before long, Rick was taking it all and begging for more! “Fuck him hard, Vance,” Doc cheered as he gave my hairy pumping ass a couple of good smacks. I buried my bone and pumped my son full of a hot load of daddy cum, more than I had ever dumped into him before. “Take my big, fucking cock, son!” I roared. My cock pulsed as I dumped seven or eight shots of cum up his chute. It oozed out onto my straining bull nuts. I dismounted, sat down on the cool tile floor, and leaned up against the wall to catch my breath. Doc knelt behind Rick and thrust his big fucking cock deep into my son’s battered, hungry hole. “Take me to the balls, boy! Doc’s gonna plow your fucking ass once and for all!” Doc growled as he buried himself to the nuts. He roared as he pumped his seed into Rick. When they finally pulled apart, Doc said, “Rick seems to be coming along fine. But I think you should check back with me next month. I would like to see how you both are doing. Oh, and by the way, I make house calls.”

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Counseled by Mr. Carlson by Rick Horsmann It was 3:00 on a sunny, warm Friday afternoon. Instead of heading home from school, however, I was on my way to my appointment with Mr. Carlson, the guidance counselor. My mind was racing with conflicting thoughts and my stomach had butterflies. Part of me dreaded this meeting and the other part of me (generally located below the waist) was excited by the possibilities of being alone with this attractive, older man in his office. Mr. Carlson also served as our swim team coach, and since I had been on the team for the last two years, we knew each other pretty well – well enough that I could easily describe his powerful, muscled body and thick, cut cock in detail. Several times, after a meet or an intense practice, Coach Carlson had joined the team in the showers. Each time I was unable to keep my eyes off his smoothly muscled, hairy body, with its broad shoulders and thick pecs tapering down to a trim waist and hard, squarish butt. The man’s ass was especially memorable for two reasons: first, he had a small tattoo of a teddy bear on his left cheek, and secondly, the entire mass of muscle was set off by a tan line that indicated consistent use of a speedo. Coach Carlson’s thighs and calves were equally impressive, optimally developed from years of swimming and running. Once, by chance, the coach and I found ourselves alone in the shower. I watched intently as the older man soaped his chest, working his way down his lean, sculpted belly to his crotch. I found myself mirroring his motions, and by the time I’d reached my groin, my cock was obviously swelling with desire. Coach suddenly looked up at me, and noticing my state of excitement, quickly turned his back to me, rinsed off, grabbed his towel and left, conspicuously avoiding eye contact. However, I was sure that I saw the outline of an obvious hardon under his thin towel. About a month later, I had an even more memorable encounter with Mr. Carlson. A buddy who supplied me with queer porn worked at an adult book store. In exchange for hand jobs, he’d sneak me into the back booth area when he was on duty if the store wasn’t too busy. On one visit I’d entered a booth and locked the door behind me when I heard the unmistakable sounds of someone flogging his meat in the booth next to me. Kneeling down and peeking through the hole carved between the adjoining booths, I was able to see a muscular, bare torso and huge, stiff cock gripped by a large fist, all illuminated 64 • Counseled by Mr. Carlson

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by the video screen. I stuck my fingers through the hole and ran them back and forth over the rim to indicate my interest. The hunky body turned toward me to push the massive, engorged cock through the hole. Using my mouth and hand I worked the big meat, slobbering over the stiff shaft and swollen head, running my palm and fingers over the drooling rod. Suddenly, I was showered with multiple gobs of mancum, striking me on the lips, nose, and chin. I fastened my mouth against the hot flesh of the spurting dickhead and sucked the remaining sperm from the slit while I fisted my own cock. My partner on the other side of the wall pulled his cock back and then presented his hand, beckoning me to give him my boy dick. I pushed my leaking stiffy through the hole, and the guy on the other side began sucking it like a pro, taking my meat into his throat and massaging it with his tongue and palate. I fucked his face through the gloryhole, pressing my hips against the cool plywood divider and flexing my ass muscles to push my cock as far as possible into the willing, hot mouth on the other side. Suddenly, my cock felt cool air as the man in the adjacent booth released his oral hold on my meat. A new sensation, of my dickhead and shaft being engulfed in a hot, velvety asshole, hit me as my gloryhole buddy turned and with one push against the divider, took my meat up his butt. Using his ass muscles to work my cock, the man fucked himself on my rod, causing my throbbing cock to twitch and my balls to pull up tight. I slammed my bare thighs against the plywood divider and shot my cum into the depths of the man’s hole. I continued to pummel the hot fucktunnel until I was completely drained, then I slowly pulled out, dragging my cock over the edge of the gloryhole as I pulled away from the man on the other side of the wall. I knelt down to pull my jeans back up, and glancing through the hole, I glimpsed my trick’s ass as he turned away from the video screen. I was totally shocked to see a familiar teddy bear tattoo gracing the left, squarish butt cheek with its sharply defined tan line! As I continued to spy on the man I now knew to be Coach Carlson, he pushed several fingers into his asshole, scooping out my sperm and bringing them up to his face. Although the man’s head was out of my line of vision, I could hear him sucking on his fingers as he savored my cum, still warm from his fucktunnel. But today, I was seeing Mr. Carlson in a different capacity. Earlier that week my mom had found three gay porn mags that I’d carelessly Counseled by Mr. Carlson • 65

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hidden under my pillow. Appalled that her son was “sick and perverted”, she’d taken them to school and given them to the counselor, who assured her that he’d have a man-to-man talk with me. Mom, feeling much better, informed me that morning that I was to report to Mr. Carlson’s office before coming home and “to listen to everything he tells you and do exactly what he thinks you should do.” As I walked along the deserted school hallways, I fantasized about what the counselor might “tell” me to do. I could feel my cock beginning to stir in my baggy jeans, and by the time I’d reached Mr. Carlson’s office, I had to rearrange my boner to keep it from showing. I knocked on the door and was greeted by the man’s deep but friendly voice, inviting me inside. I opened the office door to find Mr. Carlson seated at his desk, leaning back in his desk chair with his thick thighs spread apart. His hands were clasped behind his head, making his broad chest even more impressive. Unclasping his hands, he motioned me to a chair beside him. As I sat, he pulled the offending magazines from his desk drawer and placed them on top of his desk where we could both easily see them. “Your mom’s pretty upset about these, sport.” “I know,” I responded. “I just wanted to ask you a few questions, first. Then we can have a little talk.” “Sure,” I replied, inhaling the odor of his masculine sweat. The counselor leaned forward in his chair and pulled one of the mags from the pile. I recognized it instantly. It featured two guys about my age doing most everything a teenaged boy could imagine. Both guys were smoothly muscled and really hung. Mr. Carlson flipped slowly through the book with one hand, glancing at every page for a few seconds before moving on. As he proceeded to peruse the photos, I could see pics of these guys kissing and groping each other, then mutual rimming and sixty-nining, and one fucking the other’s round, smooth butt. Finally, there were a couple of shots of both guys spraying each other with their cum. I noticed that Mr. Carlson’s other hand had found its way to his crotch, and I was pretty sure I could see a swelling in his groin beneath his tight khakis. The older man turned to me and looked intently into my face. “Do these pictures turn you on, son?” he asked. “Yes, sir,” I answered truthfully. 66 • Counseled by Mr. Carlson

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“Have you ever done any of these things?” I wanted to smile and say, “Yeah, sure – with you,” but I restrained myself. “Yes, sir, I have,” was my response. I could see the counselor’s hand now rhythmically squeezing his crotch. I slowly moved my own hand to my stiff cock, pressing it through the denim of my jeans. “Do pictures of naked girls turn you on, Robbie?” I was surprised by that question. “A little,” I admitted, “but not as much as guys.” The counselor closed the magazine and leaned back again in his chair. I could easily make out the big erection lying under his hand. “Interesting,” was all he said before pulling out the second magazine and laying it open. This mag featured a young guy and a man who must have been about 40 or 50. The title of the layout was “Gym Buddies” and accordingly, both were well-muscled and fit. The kid was smooth from the waist up, but had a hairy ass and legs while the older guy was furry all over with big, thick nipples that showed easily through his chest hair. Surprisingly, the kid’s dick was much larger than the older guy’s, and the mag ended with the kid fucking the older “daddy” and then cumming all over the man’s furry ass. As he flipped through the second mag, Mr. Carlson began to vigorously grope his erection, making no attempt to disguise the fact that he was turned on. He turned to me as he reached the photo of the young stud shooting his load over the thick pelt covering the older man’s solid butt. “You ever fantasize about having sex with older guys, Robbie?” “Yes, sir. All the time.” I was now rubbing my palm back and forth along my thigh, making the cloth over my stiff boycock heat up. “You ever had sex with an older man?” “Yes, sir. Once.” I looked at Mr. Carlson’s crotch and could see a wet stain forming in the cloth covering his cockhead. “I really liked it,” I added, looking up into his face. The counselor only nodded, but I could hear his heavy breathing and could smell the increasingly heavy odor of his sweat. He picked up the third mag, this one devoted to water sports. When my buddy had first given this one to me, I was grossed out, but the guys were really hot and after looking at the pics I decided that it might be fun. Experimenting on my own, I discovered the joys of piss play. Counseled by Mr. Carlson • 67

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Frequently, I’d piss on myself in the shower and then beat off, licking my piss-soaked fingers as I jacked my rigid dick. Mr. Carlson slowly perused these pics, which featured a number of different guys, some solo, some in pairs or groups, pissing on themselves, on each other, even one series showing a big, muscle stud pissing up another stud’s butt. I couldn’t tell what the counselor was thinking, but his hand continued to work his meat through his slacks. “You ever do this kind of thing, Robbie?” he finally asked. “A little,” I admitted. “But only by myself, never with other guys.” “If I told you that I had to piss right now, would you suck my cock?” he asked. I couldn’t believe what he was suggesting! “Yeah,” I stammered, “Sure.” Mr. Carlson stood, his dick bulging against the tight cloth of his slacks. Not taking his eyes from mine, he unzipped his fly and hauled his thick, veiny cock from his briefs. He stepped closer so that the dripping head was just at the level of my face. Placing his hand on the back of my head he gently pulled me closer. “Take it, then, boy! Suck my dick for me! Just like you did at the video store!” The realization that Mr. Carlson knew about our encounter hit me just as his cock entered my open mouth. I grasped the thick rod at its base and drove the head of the counselor’s cock into the back of my throat, burying my face in his warm, moist crotch. I could taste his salty precum followed by a short spurt of even saltier, musky manpiss. “You want more of my piss, son? You’re going to have to blow me first. I’m too fucking hard to piss any more right now. Make me cum, boy, and I’ll be glad to piss down your throat. Fuck, yes! Fill your belly!” Mr. Carlson grabbed my head hard and began fucking my face, pulling back until just the head of his drooling dick was in my mouth, then powering forward again to bury his meat in my throat. The man’s talk made me even hotter, and keeping his thick manmeat in my mouth, I fumbled with the buttons of my jeans, opening my fly to free my stiff cock. Lifting my butt off the chair, I pulled my Levi’s down to my knees. Mr. C. spit into his hand and reached down to grasp my cock, stroking it with his slick hand as I nursed on his dick. The counselor’s big, low hanging balls bounced against my chin with each of his thrusts and I reached forward to hold his sac, pulling it downward, stretching it as he continued to fuck my face. I felt the man’s heavy balls pull against my fist, struggling to free themselves. 68 • Counseled by Mr. Carlson

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Mr. Carlson pulled my head against his sweaty crotch and froze. I could feel his dick pulse as he emptied his load down my throat. He pumped his hips a couple of times more, pulling the head of his cock over my tongue so I could taste his cum, then pulled free of my mouth and sighed, looking down at me.

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“Fuck, Robbie, you’re just as good as I remembered. Every time I see you in the halls or at swim practice I get hard thinking about feeding you my dick, or taking your cock up my ass!” The big man pulled on his softening cock, milking the last cum from it. I leaned forward and caught the milky strand on my tongue as it dangled from his slit. Mr. Carlson reached under my arms and pulled me to my feet, bending his head forward to kiss me fully on the mouth, sliding his tongue against mine. Then hugging me against his meaty, hairy chest, he reached down for my cock, which was still rock hard and throbbing with lust. “You want to cum, now, don’t you?” he growled. “How about if I suck you off, just like you did to me?” I really wanted this man’s meat up my ass, but seeing as how he’d already cum, I nodded my agreement. The tall, muscular counselor knelt in front of me, and grasping my ass in his large hands, he pulled me forward as he took my cock into his mouth. His full, warm lips slid over the swollen head and uncut shaft. I grabbed his massive shoulders to keep my balance as the man pulled me back and forth, forcing my cock deep into his throat, then back out, controlling the speed and rhythm of the face fuck. It didn’t take me long to shoot. I gripped Mr. Carlson’s head in both hands and pulled him against me, just as he’d done earlier. The counselor slid a finger into my butt crack and massaged my ass ring as I came, filling his mouth with hot cream. The counselor kept my softening dick in his mouth and grabbed his own cock with one hand while holding my butt with the other. Looking down, I could see that his dick had become fully erect again, as if he hadn’t just cum minutes before. As he jerked on his stiff meat, he moaned, sending vibrations up my dick and into my balls. The moaning got louder and louder as his hand worked his cock with increasing frenzy. I watched as he spilled his second cumload onto the carpet between his thighs. As the older man relaxed, I pulled my cock from his lips and squatting down, licked his cream from the carpet before it could be absorbed. Mr. C. got to his feet and pulled me up, pressing his lips to mine. I opened my mouth to take his tongue and we mixed the taste of my jizz and his own cum in my mouth, pressing our sweaty bodies against each other. Finally pulling away, Mr. Carlson smiled and ruffled my hair, then looked seriously into my eyes. “Your mother’s right, son, you do 70 • Counseled by Mr. Carlson

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have a problem with sex. Frankly, I don’t think you get enough! You better come see me every Friday for a while until we get this under control.” I smiled at his suggestion and hugged him harder, reveling in the feel of his hot, solid body against mine. “Anything you say, sir! I’ll be here same time next week.”

Communication by Vince To all dads reading this, I hope my experiences with my son will inspire and guide you into a new and exciting adventure of father and son relations. First of all, my own personal relations with my son were never perfect. In fact, I stopped verbal communications with Gary a long time ago. When we did talk, talk turned into arguing, arguing into yelling and yelling into fist fights. Then I learned something important – Words aren’t necessary when (usually daily) I pull Gary’s pants down to his thighs and his thick, young, wet cock snaps upwards from his sweaty pubic bush and stretches well past his navel. Words aren’t necessary when Gary’s piss log slides deep inside my throat, my hands under his bubble ass, directing him to fuck my face as I drive my head up and down his fat cock shaft. Gripping his young boner tight with my lips, I fast ram his love-sausage, twisting my throat around his hard pisser, driving it deep. Words aren’t necessary when it’s night and I’m in Gary’s bed, jacking off his succulent erection as I tongue-tease his sweat-soaked, hairy armpits. This drives the kid crazy. I beat his meat steadily for a couple of hours until his dick shoots hot cum, soaking my hand and his piss log, making it easier to handjob his bucking, greased boner. Tight gripping his fuck rod with my hand, I’m now able to place my mouth on Gary’s red hot cock knob and suck up his second cum load. I always continue ramming my head piston-like on his bloated cock, coaxing more of his over sexed juices out of his piss slit. Words aren’t necessary when Gary’s face is a mask of pure lust as the fat head of his meaty cock, hot and hard, presses against my waiting asshole. His lust-heavy cock inches into my open asshole and shoves into me with youthful passion. Gary starts to fuck me fast, and I glory in the delicious sweat that drips from his naked body, covering me with his hot, boyish perspiration as I squeeze my rectum muscles Communication • 71

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around his engorged, young cock meat. Gary shoots a massive load, draining his sweat-soaked furry balls of their boiling, coagulated, sweet boy cum. Words aren’t necessary when we’re lying in bed, locked together, father and son. We are one, united. My face in my rebel son’s groin, his meaty erection flexing passionately as I impale my sucking throat on the wonder of his cock, driving Gary wild with lust. His fat pisser certainly deserves it, and now, steadily gets it. Hopefully, this will inspire other dads to give their sons the below-the-belt respect they crave.

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