Los diarios de carrie

"I think she could, if she worked really, really hard at it. I mean, you'd have to sleep with a different guy every week. For two years. You practically wouldn't have time for anything but sex."

Maggie throws away the tissue and looks at herself in the mirror as she pats cold water on her face. "That sounds just like Peter. All he thinks about is sex."

No kidding. Hell. Who knew nerdly old Peter was such a stud?

The doctor's office should be fifteen minutes away, but thirty minutes have passed and we still can't find it. So far we've nearly backed into two cars, driven over four curbs, and run over a handful of french fries. Maggie insisted we stop at McDonald's on the way, and when we got our food into the car, she lurched out of the parking lot with so much force all my french fries flew out the window.

Enough! I want to scream. But I can't do that--not when I'm trying to get one of my best friends to a crackpot doctor's office to get a prescription for birth control pills. So when I look at my watch and see that it's past twelve thirty, I gently suggest we stop at a gas station.

"Why?" Maggie asks.

"They have maps."

"We don't need a map."

"What are you, a guy?" I open the glove compartment and look inside in despair. It's empty. "Besides, we need cigarettes."

"My goddamn mother," Maggie says. "She's trying to quit. I hate when she does that."