AUGUST 2013 Volume 8, Number 8
Serving Neighborhoods Across Louisville Highlands • Germantown • Iroquois • Old Louisville • Clifton • Crescent Hill • Phoenix Hill • Downtown • Buechel • Hikes Point • Beechmont • Schnitzelburg • Audubon • Parkway Village • Shelby Park • Smoketown
Artist, educator and musician Dane Waters, center, is managing multiple careers in addition to being a new mom. Here at home, Waters discusses instrumental tracks with musician Kris Abplanalp, while down the hall, Waters’ husband, fellow musician Warren Gray, changes the diaper of their daughter, Solveig. See story, page 4.
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n recent years, Dane Waters could typically be found during the day serving as director of education for the Kentucky Museum of Art and Craft, sharing her love of art and music with patrons and fellow workers. By night, it wouldn’t have been unusual to find Waters on stage somewhere in Louisville, sharing that same artistic devotion while performing with various musical groups. Things changed in March 2013 with the birth of Waters’ daughter, Solveig. “Before she was born, it was 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. at KMAC, then 5 p.m. to whenever, it was music,” says Waters. “Now, with [Solveig] in the equation, things are a little bit different. It’s been a big learning curve, and that’s okay.” But even though the well-known Louisville artist has a new, significant responsibility in her life, the local art and music scene has hardly suffered a loss.
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Fellow musicians look to Waters when they need adaptive vocals, be it lilting and smooth, operatic or even robotic. Before Solveig was three months old, Waters began laying vocal tracks for an album by Another7Astronauts, one of four bands to which she belongs. Waters also started recording a solo album and released a single with Sapat, a local band she helped develop with friend Kris Abplanalp. Abplanalp says he has seen other people settle down once they have children, but admits the concept never crossed his mind when it came to Waters. “I think becoming a mother will change your identity, but I think it will add to hers,” Abplanalp says. “It will bring about more focus. What will be created will be more substantial and it’ll just enhance the outcome of whatever she’s creating, whether it’s art or music.” Another7Astronauts founder JC Denison describes Waters as one of the hardest working and most focused musicians he’s ever worked with, calling her “creative as hell” and not afraid of challenges. “A7A covered Laurie Anderson’s ‘Oh Superman,’ and Dane instantly figured out how to modify her voice so that she could simulate the robotic tone of Anderson’s voice for the recording,” Denison says. “She just knows how to attack obstacles in creative and beautiful ways.” Denison has no fear that Waters will step back from the music scene. In fact, he says her new role as mother can only help. “It was a wonder to watch as the little one [Solveig] mostly kept still and observed and absorbed the music and held on as her mother did what she does best,” Denison says. “I’m sure her new little darling daughter will have an impact on her, whether it’s on her lyrics – which can very often get into some tantalizing supernatural territory – or work schedule, or zest for creating art and music in a world in which she now can watch her daughter grow up.” Waters’ work at KMAC may also adapt to a world now seen through the eyes of a parent. “It’ll be interesting Photos: brianbohannon.com Waters performs on stage with guitarist Joey Conroy (not picto hear her ideas tured) at the Haymarket Whiskey Bar during an experimental coming out of having music festival held there in June. a child,” says Julie Gross, KMAC’s communications director. “She’s always open to new ideas. That’s always exciting because [being a new mom] would be a way to come up with new ways of reaching audiences.” Gross says most of the staff at KMAC rely on Waters’ ingenuity and experience in helping educate the 3,000 students that walk through KMAC’s doors each year. Her expertise
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in spreading art education and appreciation throughout Kentucky’s schools is also valued. Waters’ own appreciation of art was discovered at an early age. Born and raised in Louisville, Waters left home after high school to earn a bachelor’s degree in studio art from Bryn Mawr College in Pennsylvania. She also studied at the École Nationale Supérieure des Beaux-Arts in Paris. While in school, her formal studies focused on oil painting and bronze casting. She later developed an interest in encaustic painting, a type of wax painting. PHOTO: BRIANBOHANNON.COM Throughout the years, Waters At an album release show for Cheyenne Mize’s “Among the Grey” at the Clifton Center in July, has exhibited her creations at Waters, second from left, performs with members of Another7Astronauts; next to Waters are, from the Louisville Water Tower and left, Julia Purcell, singing, Adam Huffer on tenor saxophone, Drew Miller on alto saxophone, and in various small art galleries and Scott Moore and Cheyenne Mize on violin. Not pictured are Drew English and JC Denison on piano, pop-up shows. She began her Dan Moore on organ, and Aaron Hanka and Emily Hagihara on vibraphone. KMAC career in 2000 as assisgenre either. Abplanalp goes so far as to say Dane “can do tant director of education, becoming director of education anything.” in 2006. During her tenure, Gross says, Waters has gained “She doesn’t flinch when I pull out a hairbrained com“great relationships” and an “enormous list of city contacts.” position,” Abplanalp says. “She doesn’t mind going down a “She is a great connector,” says Gross. “We have benefited road where most others would feel uncomfortable. She’s the from her longevity here, her experiences with what works and catalyst to push the band to be as evolutionary as it can.” what doesn’t.” Denison says Waters is an indispensable member of A7A, Waters wrote the museum’s mission statement, which calling her “technically impeccable.” directs the museum to “connect people with art ... instilling “I write what I assume to be highly difficult and repetitive in them an enduring appreciation of traditional and emerging vocal pieces for her, and she never fails to nail them,” Denison art forms.” Waters herself has carried out that statement by says. “She always adds her own flair, and if you know Dane, forming makerspace public workshops, teachers’ guides and you know that no matter which project she’s involved in, her curricula, team-building workshops for businesses, and Clay voice is always gonna stand out.” Works, an open studio resource for artists who work in clay. In addition to her studio and stage performances, Waters But it’s the Mobile Museum that Waters likes to talk about, can be heard singing classical melodies at St. John United even though it was created years before she signed on at Church of Christ, where she solos each week. Waters has also KMAC. The traveling suitcase program features collections sung with the Kentucky Opera, utilizing her operatic training. of pieces by Kentucky artists. The sets are sent out to schools “I learned vocal techniques to sort of match it with what I’m across Kentucky so that children can learn about art without trying to convey – just all styles of singing,” Waters explains. having to make a trip to Louisville. “It’s just a fantastic hands It’s that connection with her audience that drives Waters’ on experience for kids, and they can learn so much about art talents and, right now, the energy to keep it all going. With just by handling the obvious importance placed on becoming a new mother – these art objects,” sleepless nights and all – Waters is managing to balance her Waters says. responsibilities as a parent, museum educator and musician. It’s this sharing Waters credits husband and fellow musician Warren Gray that can easily along with her extended family for help and advice. She also reflect Waters’ relies on the hope that she is spreading a love of art and muown motivation, sic – and that one day she will get a decent night’s sleep. be it through art “Sleeping is so amazing,” Waters says. “I used to hate sleep, or through her but I guess that’s just such a fertile time to imagine, with lucid first love: music. dreams and play with your mind.” It’s music, Waters Waters says she’s taking it one hour, one minute at a time. admits, that creates “I don’t feel like I’m doing the best at any one thing, and a deeper link with I might be spread a little thin, but I’m definitely trying to those around her. Waters’ 6-foot square oil on canvas “Falls make sure I’m spending enough time with my daughter and “The opening of the Ohio IV” is part of the Browntrying to prioritize what’s important to me in my life,” Waters [of an art show] Forman Art Collection purchased by Lois explains. “Right now, she’s coming first. I really can’t tell you was the only time I Mateus. how things are going to balance out or what it’s going to look was mostly having like. We have no idea. That’s what I like about life though. interaction with people,” Waters recalls. “It’s during shows You just never know how things are going to be. It’s always a and performing that connecting was a lot more immediate. I surprise. It keeps it interesting.” R really need to stand with people and connect through people. It makes me tremendously happy.” Contact the writer at firstname.lastname@example.org. These connections aren’t relegated to just one musical
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Community Calendar AUGUST THURSDAY, AUGUST 1 THE 7 BORDERS Kentucky Museum of Art and Craft, 715 W. Main St., 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Tues.-Sat. (11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun.), $6 for adults; $5 seniors and military (Free for members). KMAC presents “The 7 Borders,” an exhibition featuring work from Kentucky’s neighboring states – Illinois, Indiana, Missouri, Ohio, Tennessee, Virginia and West Virginia. The exhibit will be on display through Sept. 1. The show examines the shared histories and common threads that connect a wide array of creators working in the region. For more information, call (502) 589-0102 or visit http://www.kmacmuseum.org. (Downtown) MAYOR’S MUSIC & ART SERIES Louisville Metro Hall, 527 W. Jefferson St., Noon, Free. The Astrophysicists are the performers in August for the Mayor’s Music & Art Series. These monthly performances showcase local and regional musicians and artists. Brown-bag lunches are permitted, but due to the historic nature of the Mayor’s Gallery, no outside drinks are allowed. Louisville Water provides Louisville Pure Tap at the performances. All shows are taped and broadcast on the city’s Metro TV channel (Insight
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Taste of the Grapevine takes place on Saturday, Aug. 3 at the American Legion Highland Post 201, 2919 Bardstown Road. Festivities begin at 7 p.m. Admission is $55 in advance and $75 at the door. Reserved tables of 10 are available for $650 in advance. This event, FRIDAY, AUGUST 2 sponsored by Louisville Magazine and Norton Cancer Institute, will offer tastings of fabuchannel 25). For more informalous wines, spirits, FIRST FRIDAY TROLLEY HOP tion, visit www.louisvilleky.gov. beers and gourmet Downtown Art Zone, Main (Downtown) and Market streets, 5 p.m.-11 foods from FREE HIV TESTING p.m., Free. The monthly event local restaurants, Fairness Campaign office, 2263 showcases the art galleries on caterers, wineries, Frankfort Ave., 4 p.m.-6 p.m., East Market and other parts of Free. HIV testing is available downtown. Park the car, ride the breweries and distilleries. Dancing every Tuesday throughout the trolley and enjoy the exhibits. month. For more information, More info at (502) 583-1671 or to live music by call (502) 893-0788 or visit www.firstfridaytrolleyhop.com. Thumper and the www.fairness.org. (Crescent Hill) (Nulu/Downtown) Plaid Rabbits will also be featured. CHEROKEE PARK VINE WARS SATURDAY, AUGUST 3 Cherokee Park, Scenic Loop at Guests are invited Cochran Hill Road, 6 p.m.-8 to try out specialty p.m., Free. Head into the woods ARCHERY AT JEFFERSON dishes, gourmet MEMORIAL FOREST to do battle against invasive PHOTO: Courtesy, American cancer society cuisine, imported Jefferson Memorial Forest, 9 vines! The Olmsted Parks a.m.-Noon, $10. Learn how to and domestic wines, microbrews and a variety of spirits. A silent auction and sale of the Conservancy staff provides shoot a bow within minutes. gloves, guidance and tools to much sought-after “grape bags” cap off the evening. Proceeds from Taste of the Grapevine volunteers who cut and remove This program is for all physical support the American Cancer Society’s mission of eliminating cancer and creating a world ability levels. All equipment is invasive vines before they can with more birthdays. For more information, contact Trish Kite-Hannon at (502) 560-6027 or provided. Children ages 8 and seed, multiply and choke out visit www.tasteofthegrapevine.org. (Highlands) over are welcome but must any more Cherokee Park trees. Meet the “nut truck” along Scenic Loop near Cochran Hill Road, and give the woods two hours of your help. For more information, contact Liz DeHart at (502) 456-8125 or visit www. olmstedparks.org. (Highlands)
WOMEN WHO WRITE Highlands/Shelby Park Branch Library Reading Room, 1250 Bardstown Road, 6:30 p.m.-8:30 p.m., Free. Women who write or aspire to write are invited to the monthly meetings of Women Who Write, where women writers can meet, read and critique,
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GEORGE CROGHAN DAY Locust Grove, 561 Blankenbaker Lane, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., $4 adults ($2 for children, Free for members). Come to Locust Grove as George Croghan returns home to celebrate his victorious defense of Fort Stephenson against the attack by British forces in 1813. Out-manned,
out-gunned and against orders, he forced an army from the most powerful empire in the world to retreat from Ohio’s Sandusky River Valley, making him one of the most celebrated heroes of the War of 1812. Join the Clarks and the Croghans at Locust Grove as they welcome this remarkable young officer home and hear his stories of war on the frontier. While at Locust Grove, see “George Croghan: Fallen Hero,” a temporary exhibit housed in
the Visitors Center, on display through Sept. 30. For more information, call (502) 897-9845 or visit www.locustgrove.org. (Blankenbaker) BLOSSOM INTO HEALTH Rainbow Blossom, 3738 Lexington Road, Noon-4 p.m., Free. Rainbow Blossom Natural Food Market’s “Blossom into Health” is a unique opportunity to meet holistic health care experts and experience alternative healing therapies that can help improve
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STREET ROD BIERGARTEN German-American Club, 1840 Lincoln Ave., 6 p.m.-10 p.m., Free. The Street Rod Biergarten showcases some of the fantastic street rods that are in town for the annual Street Rod Nationals convention. Enjoy German food and dance to the music of crowd favorite The Louisville Rheingold Band. For more information, call (502) 451-3100 or visit www.german-americanclub.com. (Audubon Park) SUNDAY, AUGUST 4 BONNIE PRINCE BILLY AND DAWN MCCARTHY Kentucky Center (Bomhard Theater), 501 W. Main St., 7 p.m., $30. Bonnie “Prince” Billy and Dawn McCarthy bring their world tour to a close at the Bomhard. The show benefits the Network Center for Community Change – a community movement empowered by over 5,000 members who live, work, worship and care about Louisville’s urban neighborhood. The Power Member All Star Revue opens the show. For more information, call (502) 562-0100 or visit www.kentuckycenter. org. (Downtown)
WILL CARY Willow Park, Cherokee Parkway, 7 p.m., Free. Singer-songwriter Will Cary headlines the latest installment of the Cherokee Triangle Summer Concert Series. The event is free, but donations of canned goods and/or personal hygiene products to help support the Highlands Community Ministries Dare to Care programs are appreciated. No alcohol or pets are permitted at the event. For more information, call (502) 459-0256. (Highlands) MONDAY, AUGUST 5 KMAC CLAY CAMP FOR GRADES 3-5 Kentucky Museum of Art and Craft, 715 W. Main St., 10 a.m.5 p.m., $100-$200. Children will learn a variety of clay techniques through this week-long clay-focused camp. Projects will incorporate coil-building, slab-building, experimenting with textures and more. Campers can opt for morning, afternoon or all-day sessions. Children staying all day can enjoy lunch and games outside. Clay projects will be kept at KMAC for firing, and parents notified within 1-2 weeks when pieces are ready for pickup. For more information, contact Assis-
tant Director of Education Julie Yoder at (502) 589-0102, ext. 209, or visit www.kentuckyarts. org/education-camps. (Downtown) ANIMAL ADVENTURE SUMMER CAMP Animal House, 3516 Newburg Road, Noon-3 p.m., $150 per child ($50 for half-days). Metro Animal Services is offering a Summer Camp. The three-day camp will cover everything children need and want to know about safety with animals, animal occupations, being a responsible pet owner, and how to care for a pet. Kids will participate in fun activities and crafts. For ages 6-12. For more information, contact email@example.com. (Newburg)
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THE ANDERSONS OF SOLDIER’S RETREAT Locust Grove, 561 Blankenbaker Lane, 1 p.m., $5 adults ($3 for Friends of Historic Locust Grove). Gwynne Potts will bring to light the many ties between Locust Grove and Soldier’s Retreat, the home of Col. Richard Clough Anderson, who served in the Revolutionary War as an aide of General Lafayette. Anderson was married to Elizabeth Clark, George Rogers Clark’s sister. You’ll also learn about the construction and appearance of Soldier’s Retreat and its importance in the recent restoration of Locust Grove. The Locust Grove Afternoon Lecture Series is held the first Wednesday of each month. Dessert and coffee are served before the lecture. For more information, call (502) 897-9845 or visit www.locustgrove.org. (Blankenbaker) THURSDAY, AUGUST 8 ICE AGE: CONTINENTAL DRIFT Louisville Zoo, 1100 Trevilian Way, 5 p.m., $5 (Free for members). Friday Movie Nights with
SPOTLIGHT: “/kəˈmyo͞onitē/” (COMMUNITY) The Liberty Tattoo and Art Parlor, 2801 S. Third St., presents “/kəˈmyo͞onitē/” (Community), an exhibition of artwork by Dan Meece aka “Danascopy.” For this show, Meece has collected sketches and writings from family and friends, as well as from random people he passes on the street everyday in his community. Meece will display his collection alongside a few original works of his own. There will be an artist’s reception at the gallery on Saturday, Aug. 10, 7 p.m.-10 p.m. The show runs through Sept. 28. For more information, call (502) 637-4777 or visit libertytattooandart.com. (Belknap)
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heritage and culture of the Bluegrass State. Nearly 600,000 people attend America’s largest indoor fair. This year’s fair includes free performances by En Vogue with special guest Unlimited, Montgomery Gentry, and Theory of a Deadman with Blackstone Cherry and Devour the Day. For more information, call (502) 367-5185 or visit www.kystatefair.org. (Fairgrounds) DEPRESSION AND BIPOLAR SUPPORT ALLIANCE LOUISVILLE St. Paul United Methodist Church, 2000 Douglass Blvd., 7:30 p.m.-8:30 p.m., Free. Depression and Bipolar Support Alliance Louisville presents a discussion with Jessy Lyons, training coordinator for the Center for Women and Families. Lyons will discuss the dynamics of intimate partner violence in order to better understand the nature and scope of the problem. For more information, contact Mike Kuhl at (502) 635-6142 or email Maureen Fifer at firstname.lastname@example.org. (Highlands) SATURDAY, AUGUST 17 FAMILIES OUTSIDE X-PLORING AT RIVERVIEW PARK Riverview Park, meet in the upper parking lot, 9 a.m.-Noon, $8. Explore the banks of the Ohio River, cool off in the water park, and traipse through the woods. Hike, search for tracks, build forts, catch pond critters, get muddy, play in leaves and
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The annual St. Joseph Orphans’ Picnic takes place Saturday, Aug. 10 at St. Joseph Children’s Home, 2823 Frankfort Ave., noon to midnight. There will be 60-plus booths, with games of chance, raffles, food and beverages. The picnic’s famous chicken dinners will be on sale beginning at noon. Parking is located in the back of the property at VETERAN’S ORAL HISTORY 2800 Brownsboro PROJECT WORKSHOP Road. All proceeds SAR Genealogical Research benefit the chilLibrary, 809 W. Main St., 10 dren’s programs at a.m.-11 a.m., $5 (Free for SAR/ DAR and Friends of the SAR). St. Joseph Children’s Retired U.S. Marine Corp. Sgt. Home. For more inMajor Ron Burkhart will lead formation, call (502) this workshop. Learn procedures 893-0241 or visit PHOTO: Courtesy, Andrea Pridham for conducting an oral history www.sjkids.org. Grilled meats and other delectables will be for sale at the picnic. with special emphasis on the Library of Congress Veteran’s History Project. The workshop is open to veterans, families of veterans, history teachers, students and those interested in oral histories. For more information, contact Rae Ann Sauer at (502) 588-6130 or rsauer@sar. org. (Downtown)
KICKBALLIN’ FOR KIDS KICKBALL TOURNAMENT Waterfront Park, the Great Lawn, 11 a.m.-7 p.m., $295 a team (9-20 players on each team). The National Kickball Association is teaming up with the Children’s Hospital Foundation for the second annual “Kickballin’ for Kids” Kickball Tournament. All proceeds from the tournament will benefit Kosair Children’s Hospital. Come out and support the community while having fun with your friends! Enjoy a day of kickball, food, drinks, music and more! All participants must be at least 21 years of age. Sneakers must be worn; No cleats, please. Sign up early and receive an early bird registration fee. For more information, visit www. helpkosairchildrenshospital.com. (Downtown)
A PATCH OF BLUE Museum of the American Printing House for the Blind, 1839 Frankfort Ave., 12:30 p.m., Free. “A Patch of Blue” is the latest movie in the APH Museum Film Fest, which examines how Hollywood depicts blindness. The movie revolves around a blind girl who is befriended by a man determined to help her escape her abusive home life. It stars Sidney Poitier, Shelley Winters and Elizabeth Hartman. The movie is free and open to the public, but registration is required. For more information, call (502) 899-2213 or email email@example.com. (Clifton) SUNDAY, AUGUST 18 FOOD TRUCK SUNDAY St. Joseph Children’s Home, 2823 Frankfort Ave., 11 a.m.-4 p.m., Free. Food Truck Sunday features food trucks, a mini farmer’s market and flea market, and sidewalk sales from retailers and neighborhood residents. A portion of the food truck sales will benefit St. Joe’s. For more information, visit
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SPOTLIGHT: EDWARD SHARPE AND THE MAGNETIC ZEROS Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros will perform at Iroquois Amphitheater, 1080 Amphitheater Road, on Monday, Aug. 26. Admission is $30 in advance/$35 day of show. The Los Angeles band released its debut album, “Up From Below,” in July 2009. The album has sold over 275,000 copies in the U.S., and charted on iTunes for 69 straight weeks. Their hit single “Home” soared to over 775,000 downloads. After intensive touring throughout PHOTO: Courtesy, Lizi Hagan 2009-2011 – including hit appearances at Lollapalooza, Bonnaroo and Coachella – Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros have proven themselves to be a formidable touring force. The band released its second studio album in 2012. For more information, visit www.iroquoisamphitheater.com. (Iroquois) * CONT. FROM PREVIOUS PAGE
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feature the Pink Lounge, a late night cocktail party for the young at heart. This baseball themed event will begin with cocktails and a silent auction followed by dinner and a live auction. Guests will enjoy signature cocktails and dance to the sounds of Burning Las Vegas. The Pink Lounge will open at 9 p.m. and feature a deejay. For more information, call (502) 495-7824 or visit www.komenlouisville.org. (Jeffersontown) RISE OF THE GUARDIANS Iroquois Amphitheater, 1080 Amphitheater Road, 8:30 p.m., Free. When an evil spirit known as Pitch lays down the gauntlet to take over the world, the immortal Guardians must join forces for the first time to protect the hopes, beliefs and imagination of children all over the world. For more information, visit www.iroquoisamphitheater. com. (Iroquois) TUESDAY, AUGUST 27 OPEN HANDS WELLNESS CLINIC Grace Immanuel United Church
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LIBRARY CORNER REFUGEE ELDER ART EXHIBITION Iroquois Branch Library, 601 W. Woodlawn Ave., 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Free. The Refugee Elder Art Exhibit will be at the Iroquois Branch Library throughout the month of August. For more information, call (502) 574-1720. (Iroquois) I CAN LOVE THEM AND STILL EAT THEM: A DISCUSSION OF FOOD AND FARMING Main Library, 301 York St., 1 p.m., Free. Jeneen Wiche will talk about her experiences raising lambs and chickens on Saturday, Aug. 10. She will explore contemporary attitudes toward food: where it comes from, where it is going and the impact along the way. This is a free event, but tickets are required. Photo: courtesy, LFPL (Downtown) Jeneen Wiche REIMAGINING THE GREAT ARTISTS Okolona Branch Library, 7709 Preston Hwy., 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Free. Ever thought that Picasso’s Blue Period would have had more impact if it had been an Electric Orange Period? It’s not often that adults have the opportunity to color. But on Sunday, Aug. 11, they can. The Okolona Branch Library will have a coloring page from one of the great artists, including van Gogh, Monet and more. Biweekly galleries allow participants to compare their reimagining to the original. For more information, call (502) 964-3515. (Okolona) GRANT-SEEKING BASICS FOR NONPROFIT ORGANIZATIONS Main Library, 301 York St., 6 p.m.-8 p.m., Free. Grant-seeking Basics for Nonprofit Organizations will be presented at the Main Library on Wednesday, Aug. 21. (Downtown) For information on these events, or any others at the Louisville Free Public Library’s 18 branches, visit www.lfpl.org or call (502) 574-1611.
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CTA Art Contest Winner On Thursday, Aug. 22, the Cherokee Triangle Association will announce the winning entry of its art competition. The CTA will host a reception from 2 p.m. to 7 p.m. at 2026 Cherokee Pkwy. to celebrate the winning painting selected to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the General Castleman statue. Refreshments will be served. Prints made from the winning entry will be available for purchase and are tax deductible. Ten honorable mention entries will also be for sale. All proceeds will go to the Castleman Restoration Project, scheduled to start on Oct. 1. To RSVP, email firstname.lastname@example.org.
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The Brush, Bottle and Barrel of the Bluegrass, a signature event of the Legal Aid Society, this year raised $40,000 for the society’s mission to pursue justice for people in poverty. The event, which took place on April 26 at Louisville Collegiate School, is an annual preview party for the Cherokee Triangle Art Fair. The fundraiser features tastings of Kentucky wines, bourbons, beers and liqueurs, plus a live jazz trio and silent auction.
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ou’re out with friends. The weather’s warm, the drinks are cold and the company is perfect. As the evening winds down, it’s a bit hard to leave, each person wondering when such magic will happen again. Perhaps one even offhandedly suggests opening a place, just for the gang, and eventually for anyone else who wishes to join the fold. For a group of friends in the Highlands, that idea became a reality back in April – a big reality, complete with wood paneling, chandeliers, live piano music and a happy crowd with which to sing along. To reflect those ingredients and the inclusiveness of the neighborhood, they named their place Mixer. “A bunch of us in the group bought the building and then completely gutted and renovated the place,” says Curtis Hawkes, who co-owns the Bardstown Road piano and video bar along with David Bartley, Trey Heil and other investors. Although the group enlisted professional architectural help to design the structure – which in the last decade was home to a consignment store and a long-
time antique shop – the spirit of Mixer is the brainchild of its owners. “We came up with the look,” says Hawkes, who helped give the old building a bit of TLC with his do-it-yourself efforts. “I built the bar and the drink bar that goes along the window.” Hawkes, Bartley and Heil have all run their own business enterprises; In fact, two original investors, Jim Pfeiffer and Larry Mitchell, owned and operated a downtown club, The Annex, back in the early ‘90s. With their combined savvy, Mixer’s partners have seen their corner bar become more or less an instant success, with crowds spilling out to the sidewalk on warm evenings. And while there is seating outside, there’s plenty to do inside. “Friday and Saturday, we have live entertainment,” says Hawkes, a Seattle native who lives in the Cherokee Triangle with Bartley, his partner in life and in business. “Sunday, we have Warren Brown, who’s been playing piano since the ‘70s. He plays whatever you want him to play and people sing along and have a lot of fun with it. There’s live entertainment on Tuesday and Wednesday, and then a video veejay – lots of videos from movies and
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Co-owners Curtis Hawkes, David Bartley and Trey Heil opened Mixer along with several other investors. The group bought the building from antiques dealer Kendall Scally, who lived upstairs and had a longtime shop on the first floor. The new owners gutted the century-old building and recreated the first-floor space to include a full bar with custom woodwork and lighting.
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musicals â€“ and open mic and open piano windows are fitted with lights that on Thursday.â€? randomly change color, creating a soft glow inside the space. New front-fac While Mixer doesnâ€™t offer food or a siging casement windows open to the nature drink, it does offer a rotating menu outside, allowing customers a streetof beer, wine and, of course, cocktails. For side experience. Sidewalk seating is Hawkes and company, thatâ€™s just another also available. Mixer offers live enterway to stir things up. â€œItâ€™s that term â€˜mixed tainment on Fridays and Saturdays. crowd,â€™â€? he explains. â€œWe as the owners Above, patrons applaud Patty Cain are all gay, but weâ€™re not pushing that. (not pictured) on piano. Weâ€™re looking for a mixed crowd. We want to reflect the diversity of the Highlands, and thatâ€™s the kind of clientele weâ€™re trying to attract.â€? Those who happen by will find something unlike the rest of the neighborhood â€“ which, paradoxically, means that Mixer fits in perfectly. â€œIt has a very different look from any other bar on Bardstown Road,â€? Hawkes says. â€œKind of an upscale look, quite lively. People are going to notice itâ€™s a nice friendly crowd, a place with ambiance and lots of music.â€? In other words, a place to hang out, and perhaps even dream a little. Mixer is located at 1565 Bardstown Road, on the corner of Alta Avenue. The hours of operation are 5 p.m. to 4 a.m. every day but Monday, which is reserved for private parties. For a schedule of events, visit www.mixerlouisville. com or search for Mixer Bar Louisville on Facebook. For additional information, call (502) 384-1565. R Contact the writer at firstname.lastname@example.org or visit www.leecopywriting.com.
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