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You’re aging when your actions creak louder than your words. M I LT O N B E R L E

When you are old your body creaks and your knees knock and your teeth fall out. ADRIAN TYDD, AGE 10, F R O M “ H A P P Y B I RT H D AY, Y O U P O O R O L D W R E C K ”

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LAURENCE J. PETER

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I used to be indecisive... but now I’m not so sure.... B O S C O E P E RT W E E

At my age I don’t care if my mind starts to wander just as long as it comes back again. MIKE KNOWLES

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When you have a birthday

and you are middle-aged your friends all clink their glasses and cheer and it gives you a headache. PHILLIP BROOKE, AGE 8, F R O M “ H A P P Y B I RT H D AY, Y O U P O O R O L D W R E C K ”

Just think, if only you could snap your fingers on the birthday you wanted and never grow any older! HUH! Birthdays won’t even let you do that because you’ve got that much artheritis your fingers won’t snap. SUSAN CURZON, AGE 12, F R O M “ H A P P Y B I RT H D AY, Y O U P O O R O L D W R E C K ”

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Middle age is when

your age starts showing around your middle. BOB HOPE

Middle age is when your wife tells you to pull in your stomach, and you already have. J A C K B A R RY

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