Hat Trick Magazine August 2013

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a really cute shirt. I held it up to get my daughters opinion and reality smacked me across the face when she told me it was to young for me. Ouch! Another reward of getting older, for women anyway is the introduction to the wonderful world of mammograms. I no longer have to wonder what a nut in a nutcracker feels like. Maybe it’s just me but I think the technician should have bought me dinner first or at the very least told me her name. I leave you with a few more signs that you are getting old but I am not saying that I have personal experience with the following.

Someone comments on how tan you are thinking you just came back from a vacation but really it’s your age spots now connecting. The police show up at your door due to a disturbing the peace complaint but the noise is not a party it’s your television but it’s the only sound level you can hear the TV at. You will find yourself buying wax for hair removal but you don’t use it on your legs it’s for your chin.

If you have any comments or questions please contact Cherie at lifes.moments@live.ca

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