Even though other people might freak out about having a pet boa constrictor‚ I’m pretty sure that Fido would never do anything crazy like coil himself around my neck and strangle me until my eyeballs pop out. But Fido occasionally gets into mischief. One time I left my bedroom door open‚ and Fido escaped his cage and decided to explore the house. In case you don’t know‚ snakes are very clean creatures. So Fido decided to slither into a bathroom for a warm soak in a bathtub. Unfortunately‚ it was the tub in my parents’ bathroom.
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