Ryan Cabrera (if you actually call THAT a
star)
Kate Upton A.K.A Boobzilla
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Photo by Amanda Schwab/startraksphoto.com Don’t get me wrong, I am definitely not a Kate Upton hater whatsoever, but this dress, on her looks HORRIBLE. She has a fantastic hourglass figure, but unlike the former famous hourglass, Marilyn Monroe, Kate is not leaving anything to the imagination. She looks like a Mega Boob!!! It looks like they are about to burst any minute in that dress. Her chest normally doesn’t look that exaggerated, but in that dress they seriously look like kid’s kick-balls ready to fight you. Like grandma always said “cover that chest up honey, here take my cardigan.” Grandma always knows best Kate, always.
Photo by PacificCoastNews.com I am speechless, not because he looks good but because I don’t know what I’m looking at. Is that Garth from Wayne’s World making a comeback?? No, he wouldn’t even go out looking like that. Go hide back in your trailer and please to all industry folks out there, STOP inviting him to your events!! We just cannot deal with another outing of his
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