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My Teacher is Thankful
Son: “Mom, the teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.” Mom: “That’s nice of her to take such an interest in you. So what did she say when you told her that you’re an only child, my dear?” Son: “She just said, “Thank goodness!”
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Mother’s Remarks Mona Lisa’s mother: “After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?” Columbus’s mother: “I don’t care what you’ve discovered! You could have written!” Michelangelo’s mother: “Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?” Mary’s mother: “I’m not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you.” Einstein’s mother: “But it’s your senior picture. Can’t you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something?” Jonah’s mother: “That’s a nice story. Now tell me where you’ve really been.” Edison’s mother: “Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and go to bed!” www.gulfcoastfamily.org
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Published on May 1, 2017
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