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Speed of Light Mom’s definition: The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, or the distance a baby can crawl when you turn your back.
My Teacher is Thankful
Son: “Mom, the teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.”
Mona Lisa’s mother: “After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?”
Mom: “That’s nice of her to take such an interest in you. So what did she say when you told her that you’re an only child, my dear?”
Columbus’s mother: “I don’t care what you’ve discovered! You could have written!”
Son: “She just said, “Thank goodness!”
Michelangelo’s mother: “Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?” Einstein’s mother: “But it’s your senior picture. Can’t you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something?” Edison’s mother: “Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and go to bed!”
52 • May 2016
Say you saw it in the Gulf Coast Family Newspaper
Published on May 1, 2016
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