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In the week before Thanksgiving Mary-Jo asked her class of 9 year-olds to write a paragraph entitled: “What I am most thankful for on Thanksgiving Day.” All Joey could write was: “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey at Thanksgiving.”
Teacher: “Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?” Student: “So we know when to start Christmas shopping!”
Here’s some things you can do to liven up YOUR Thanksgiving dinner When everyone goes around to say what they are thankful for, say, “I’m thankful I didn’t get caught!” and refuse to say anything more. During the dinner, turn to your mom and say, “See, mom? I told you they wouldn’t notice the turkey was beyond the expiration date! You were worried about nothing!”
I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn’t the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium. Grandma: “Last year I had my chance to do the traditional thing of shooting my own turkey for Thanksgiving… you should have seen the people scatter in the meat department.”
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5601 1st Avenue South, St. Petersburg, FL 33707 | 888-767-8086 www.brucecrawford.net 22 • November 2015
Say you saw it in the Gulf Coast Family Newspaper
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Published on Nov 1, 2015
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