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The gmot Issue: 3 2011 spring season Get social with the gmot Dear  Kickballers,     Well,  it  seems  that  everyone  survived  the  kickball  field   trip  last  week.    Thanks  for  everyone  being  so  flexible  and   going  with  the  flow  on  relocation.    Next   time  we’ll  try  and  coordinate  a  pimps  n’   hoes  theme  night  for  the  occasion.   Speaking  of  theme  nights…..  are  finally   going  to  have  one:  Mardi  Gras.  So  break   out  your  beads  and  get  your  hurricane   drinks  a-­‐flowin’  this  week  will  be  off   the  hook  for  sure.  That’s  all   for  now  since  my  boss  keeps   looking  over  at  my  computer   wanting  to  know  why  my  to-­‐ do  pile  keeps  getting  larger   and  larger.  See  you  on  the  fields.     Cheers  from  your  lovely  GMOT,   Lucy  

In This Issue Get  Social  -­‐    1   Drink  Specials  –  2   Schedule  -­‐  3   Standings  –  4   Texts  From  LFN    -­‐  5   Player  Spot  Light  -­‐  6   Flip  Cup  Info  –  6   This  Week  –  7   Spanky  Fest  -­‐  8   RPS  -­‐  8  

Gmot disclaimer:

Nothing in the GMOT newsletter is to be taken seriously, except for the scores – and then Loka$h might have gotten them wrong.

Sandbar Money Mission This  week’s  challenge  is    two  part  1.  sending  in  the  best  kickball  video  you  can  take   on  Friday  night.  Just  email  thgmot@gmail.com    your  video  by  Sunday  night  at  8pm   and  you’ll  be  considered  for  a  Sandbar  giftcard.   2.  For  instant  gratification  and  a  giftcard  on  Friday  find  me  at  Grove  Central  and   drink  a  pitcher  of  beer  with  a  straw  and  you’ll  get  the  giftcard.  


SANDBAR     ½  OFF  PINT   DRAFTS   $4.50  CORONAS  

BECAUSE WE HAVE TO DRINK MORE, EAT PIZZA, DRINK MORE AGAIN AND DANCE SOME WHERE....YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO HERE GROVE  CENTRAL     $5  PITCHERS   $4.50  CORONAS   $2  PIZZA  SLICES  


6:45  GAME   REFS 1

Arrancale

vs

Pitches Be Crazy

DL

2

Prestige Worldwide

vs

Suck My Kick

WP

3

Eso Pasa

vs

Win Or Lose We Booze

TWSS

4

Wakata

vs

Hawt Mess

HMD

 

7:45  GAME   REFS 1

Donka Do Balls

vs

Drunken Leprechauns

PBC

2

Hold My Drank

vs

Wasted Potential

PW

3

That's What She Said

vs

Hold My Beer

Win

4

Cherry Poppers

vs

Blue Ballers

Bellig

 

7:45  GAME   REFS 1

vs

2

Huge Knockers

vs

Pitches be Trippin'

TWSS

3

Get Some

vs

Multiple Scorgasms

Bellig

4

Pachanga

vs

Buck Mad Fitches

Bellig

 

FIELD  SET-­‐UP:  ARANCALE   FIELD  PICK-­‐UP:  DONKA  DO  BALLS  


STANDINGS   Pea Conference W

L

T

RSA

PTS

Win %

Streak

Thats Whats She Said

2

0

0

3

2

100.00%

W2

Win or Lose We Still Booze

2

0

0

3

2

100.00%

W2

Huge Knockers

1

1

0

2

1

50.00%

L1

Eso Pasa

1

1

0

6

1

50.00%

W1

Arrancale

1

1

0

9

1

50.00%

L1

Pitches Be Trippin'

1

1

0

9

1

50.00%

W1

Pitches Be Crazy

0

2

0

13

0

0.00%

L2

Hold My Beer & Watch This

0

2

0

20

0

0.00%

L2

Cock Conference W

L

T

RSA

PTS

Win %

Streak

Wasted Potential

2

0

0

2

2

100.00%

W2

Drunken Leprechauns

2

0

0

7

2

100.00%

W2

Hold My Drank

2

0

0

7

2

100.00%

W2

Prestige Worldwide

1

1

0

3

1

50.00%

W1

Wakata

1

1

0

8

1

50.00%

L1

Hawt Mess

0

2

0

8

0

0.00%

L2

Suck My Kick

0

2

0

9

0

0.00%

L2

Donka Do Balls

0

2

0

13

0

0.00%

L2

 

The Serious Kickball Players

W

L

T

RSA

PTS

Win %

Streak

Get Some

2

0

0

2

2

100.00%

W2

Blue Ballers

1

0

0

4

1

100.00%

W1

Pachanga

1

0

0

9

1

100.00%

W1

Belligerent

1

1

0

10

1

50.00%

L1

Cherry Poppers

1

1

0

10

1

50.00%

W1

Buck Mad Fitches

0

2

0

15

0

0.00%

L2

Multiple Scorgasms

0

2

0

22

0

0.00%

L2

 


Best

TEXTS  

Worst

Random

SUBMIT

FROM  LAST  FRIDAY  NIGHT   (303):  I  feel  like  I  want  to  send  him  a  thank  you  card...  Dear  random  kickball  guy,  Thank  you  for   giving  me  drama-­‐free  penetration.  You  don't  know  how  much  this  means  to  me.  I'm  happier  day   to  day,  my  endorphins  are  pumping  and  I  may  even  lose  a  little  weight.  Thanks  a  bunch  -­‐   Sincerely,  Your  Kickball  Fuck  Buddy   (215):  Maybe  you’ll  become  modern  day  pen  pals  but  sex  pals  via  sexts  

(786):  Sorry  for  the  blank  pocket  text.  My  penis   obviously  has  nothing  to  say  to  you.   (305):  I  will  fight   anything  that  isn’t   spinning  right  now.  

 

(305):  You  skyped  me  last  night  to  

show  me  your  had  a  girl  passed  out  in   your  bed  

(307):  My  first  work  out  after  sex  is  always   the  best...  I  would  be  soo  skinny  if  I  was  getting   dick  on  the  reg!    

(305):  We  totally  had  sex  and  she   still  had  her  kickball  tube  socks  on.   Can’t  decide  if  that’s  hot  or  not?  

(954):  

I  Think  I  found  part  of  your  tooth  next  to  the  jager  bottle  on  the  floor  under  the  passenger   seat  

(850):  

do  you  think  it  can  be  fixed  

(954):  

doubt  it  but  thought  you  might  want  to  make  it  like  a  shark’s  tooth  necklace  like  when  we   were  kids  


Flip Cup Standings

(The Real Reason We Come To Kickball)

I

guess we are all too drunk to send in the scores. So if you send in your stories about your favorite flip cup battle for next issue that would be amazing. Remember sharing is caring when it comes to the gmot. Just shoot an email to thegmot@gmail.com


Nicole Alvarez

PLAYER  SPOT  LIGHT  

  Q:  What  team  do  you  play  on?   A:  Drunken  Leprechauns     Q:  How  many  seasons  have  you  played?   A:  Two     Q:  Do  you  have  a  nickname?   A:  not  really     Q:  What’s  your  favorite  part  about  kickball   A:  Dance-­‐offs!!  We  have  quite  a  few  "hot  dancers"   on  the  team  who  love  to  show  off  their   moves...and  our  usually  quiet  captain  has  been   known  to  take  his  shirt  off  and  break  dance  when   the  mood  strikes       Q:  Do  you  have  any  pregame  rituals?   A:  Sipping  some  hunch  punch  and  then  trying  to   look  away  and  hope  the  captain  doesn't  pick  me   when  he  needs  some  girls  out  on  the  field.     Q:  What’s  your  favorite  drink  at  kickball?   A:  A  beer,  a  shot...whatever  some  guy  buys  me.       Q:  If  you  were  a  kickball,  what  would  your  favorite  part  of  being  a  kickball  be?   A:  Watching  all  of  the  guys  try  really  hard  to  act  all  athletic  and  manly...then  get   out  because  they  kicked  me  up.     Q:  How  many  random  hook-­‐ups  have  you  had  at  kickball?   A:  I  actually  met  my  boyfriend  at  kickball  =)     Q:  Mustaches,  love  them  or  hate  them?   A:  hate  them  on  men,  love  them  on  ladies       Q:  If  you  could  be  a  vegetable  which  one  would  you  be  and  why?   A:  a  chili  pepper...cuz  im  so  hot!  

Get  to  know  people  you  play  kickball  with.  Each  week  we’ll  profile  a  kickballer,  if  you   want  the  lime  light  then  just  email  thegmot@gmail.com  and  you’ll  find  your  self  here  


THIS  WEEK  IN  KICKBALL  

Ultimate  Dance  Party  Playlist  of  the   Week   1. “One  More  Time”  Daft  Punk     2.  “Never  Enough”  (Robbie  Rivera  mix)  -­‐   Lamya     3.  “Dr.  Funk”  (Rhythm  Masters  remix)    -­‐   Carl  Cox     4. “That  Zipper  Track”  DJ  Dan     5. “Jealousy”  (Elite  Force  remix)  Keoki     6. “The  Demons”  -­‐  Odeed  Vs.  Bionic     7. “Blow  Your  Mind  “  -­‐  DJ  Irene     8. “Broad  In  The  Beam”  -­‐  The  Carbon   Community     9. “Punk”  (DJ  Icey  remix)  -­‐  Ferry  Corsten     10.  “There  Is  Hope”  (D:Fuse  mix)  -­‐  Nathan   Profit     11.  “Desire”  -­‐  Gus  Gus     12.  “Precious  Heart”  -­‐  Tall  Paul     13.  “Progress”  (London  Pub  mix)  -­‐  LP   (electronica)     14.  “Night  Fever”  -­‐  Mile  High     15.  “Givin'  Luv”  -­‐  Whitespider  &  Joy     16.  “October's  Child”  -­‐  Christopher   Lawrence     17. “Rhythm  Man”  -­‐  Trona   18. “Boomerang”  (The  Light  remix)  -­‐  Cirrus     19. “Majick”  (Yum  Yum  remix)  -­‐  Keoki     20. “I  Believe  In  You”  -­‐  NTC     21. “What  Happens”  -­‐  Slyder     22. “Cuidad  De  La  Cruz”  -­‐  High  Spies   23. “Funk  The  D”  (DJ  Nique  remix)  -­‐  N.S.D.   Project     24. “Sexual  Soul”  (Dave  Armstrong  remix)  -­‐   Angel  Alanis     25. “  Sandy  Hot  Pants”  -­‐    Smitty  &   Davenport  

 

The  Vote  is  On  

A  WAKA  player  from   Austin  is  participating  in   the  Spike  TV  /  Captain   Morgan  Bracket  Master   Challenge  and  she  could   use  your  votes!    

Vote  Here  to   Help  Her  Out  

Fellow  Kickballs   Caught  of  TV  SHOW     Cheaters  Interrupts  a   Kickball  Game  in  Dallas:     Check  out  the   Cheaters  Video  

Hurricanes  by  the  Gallon   1  cup  light  rum     2  cup  dark  rum   1  cup  gin       1  cup  armaretto   1  can  frozen  OJ     1  can  frozen  pineapple   water     Mix  Well  and  Drink  Fast  


History of RockPaper-Scissors Aka: Roshambo Game Play

The players count aloud to three, or speak the name of the game (e.g. "Rock! Paper! Scissors!" or "Ro! Cham! Beau!"), each time raising one hand in a fist and swinging it down on the count. On the third count (saying, "Scissors!" or "Beau!"), the players change their hands into one of three gestures, which they then "throw" by extending it towards their opponent. Variations include a version where players use a fourth count — "Shoot!" — before throwing their gesture, or a version where they only shake their hands twice before "throwing." Others prefer a five count cadence by saying "Says Shoot!" or "And Shoot!" before throwing their gesture.

Rock, represented by a clenched fist.

Gestures

Scissors, represented by two fingers extended and separated. Paper, represented by an open hand, with the fingers connected (horizontal).

Object:

The objective is to select a gesture which defeats that of the opponent. Gestures are resolved as follows:

▪ Rock blunts or breaks scissors: that is, rock defeats scissors ▪ Scissors cut paper: scissors defeats paper ▪ Paper covers, sands or captures rock: paper defeats rock If both players choose the same gesture, the game is tied and the players throw again.

If you want to be super confused you can always play a variation of this game: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock Which is amazingly taught by this 7-year-old kid Dylan (Click on game name for video) jj  


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