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The gmot Issue: 2 2011 spring season Get social with the gmot

In This Issue

Get Social  -­‐    1   Dear  Kickballers,   Drink  Specials  –  2     Schedule  -­‐  3   So  yes,  that  was  what  Kickball  Friday  is,  sure  hope  it   Standings   –  4   everything  you  envisioned  and  more.  Personally,  Friday   Texts  From  LFN    -­‐  5   night  provided  all  the  essential  ingredients   Player  Spot  Light  -­‐  6   for  a  successful  KBF  (Kickball  Friday)…beer   Flip  Cup  Info  –  6   flowing  like  water,  people  enjoying  the  post   This  Week  –  7   game  bliss  with  an  intense  game  of  flip  cup   and  amazing  moves  on  the  dance  floor.   Photos  -­‐  8   Hope  there  were  a  few  people  who  could   remind  their  teammates  what  they   actually  did  on  Friday.  So  did  you   Gmot put  the  moves  on  that  hot  kickball   disclaimer: guy  or  girl  yet?  What  are  you   waiting  for?  Just  remember  the   best  move  in  kickball  is  to  tell   Nothing in the GMOT them  how  great  the  color  of  their  shirt  brings   newsletter is to be taken out  the  beauty  in  their  eyes.   seriously, except for the   scores – and then Loka$h Cheers  from  your  lovely  GMOT,   might have gotten them Lucy   wrong.

Sandbar Money Mission Each week  we  will  have  the  “Sandbar  Money  Mission?”  This  game  really  isn’t  the  

tough. If  you  don’t  send  in  anything  I’ll  be  more  than  happy  to  drink  away  the   money  with  whom  ever  is  around.  The  winner  of  the  game  will  get  a  free  $10  gift   card  to  Sandbar.  You  have  to  find  us  at  the  field  or  else  we  keep  your  prize.   All  you  have  to  do  is  email  thgmot@gmail.com  all  by  Friday  you  best  picture  with  a  


SANDBAR   ½  OFF  PINT   DRAFTS   $4.50  CORONAS  

BECAUSE WE HAVE TO DRINK MORE, EAT PIZZA, DRINK MORE AGAIN AND DANCE SOME WHERE....YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO HERE GROVE CENTRAL     $5  PITCHERS   $4.50  CORONAS   $2  PIZZA  SLICES  


6:45 GAME   REF 1 Huge Knockers

vs

Win or Lose We Booze

WP

2 Pitches Be Crazy Drunken 3 Leprechauns

vs

Eso Pasa

HM

vs

Wakata

Arranc

4 Suck My Kick

vs

Hold My Drank

Donka

7:45 GAME   REFS 1

Wasted Potential

vs

Donka Do Balls

Win

2

Hawt Mess

vs

Prestige Worldwide

PBC

3

Pachanga Buck Mad Fitches

vs

Belligerent

Blue B

vs

Get Some

Blue B

4

7:45 GAME   REFS

1

Pitches Be Trippin'

vs

Hold My Beer

WP

3

That's What She Said

vs

Prestige

4

Cherry Poppers

vs

Arrancale Multiple Scorgasms

FIELD SET-­‐UP:  WAKATA   FIELD  PICK-­‐UP:  ESO  PASA  

Blue B


STANDINGS Pea Conference Arrancale Huge Knockers Thats Whats She Said Win or Lose We Still Booze Eso Pasa Pitches Be Trippin' Pitches Be Crazy Hold My Beer & Watch This

W L T PF RSA PTS Streak 1 0 0 0 0 1 W1 1 0 0 0 1 1 W1 1 0 0

0

2

1 0 0 0

0 0 0 0

0 0 0 0

2 4 9 10

1 0 0 0

0 1 0

0

14

0 L1

0 1 1 1

1 W1 W1 L1 L1 L1

Cock Conference W L T PF RSA PTS Streak

Drunken Leprechauns Wasted Potential Wakata Hold My Drank Prestige Worldwide Suck My Kick Hawt Mess Donka Do Balls

1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0

0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1

0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

1 1 1 5 2 3 6 10

1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0

W1 W1 W1 W1 L1 L1 L1 L1


TEXTS

Best

Worst

Random

SUBMIT

FROM LAST  FRIDAY  NIGHT   (512):   My  boyfriend  thinks  I’m  drunk.    

(303):

Is this  the  first  time  he  has  been  at  kickball.  –Yea,  he  is  in  for  a  happy  night  of  post  kickball  sex  

(512):   post  kickball  sex  is  the  best  or  so  I  have  heard  I  always  black  out  that  part  of  the  night  

(215): I’m  still  not  walking  right.  We  need  some  boundaries  for  “drink  or  dare”  

(786): (307):  

Aaaaand joey  just  face  planted  in  front  of  the  taxi.  This  is   why  the  captain  said  to  eat  before  we  came  to  kickball  

Let’s bring  kickballs  to   the  strip  club!  

(305):

yea seriously  I  think  I’m  just  going  to  sleep  in  my  car  

(954):

I believe  I  just  became  the  first  person  in  the  house  to  successfully  pee  and  puke  in  the   bathtub  simultaneously  

(212):

if there  was  a  puke  Olympics  you  would  have  won  the  gold  

(954):

my parents  would  be  so  proud  


Flip Cup Standings

(The Real Reason We Come To Kickball)

To participate in the flip cup standings you must send in your score of an overall five game match-up. You play the team that you just played in kickball. You’ll receive a point for every game won. We only know the scores if you email thegmot@gmail.com you’ll have till Sunday night by 7:00pm to send in your score or you don’t get points for that week. If you went to a weird college that didn’t play flip cup here is a how to play flip cup video. If you have any questions feel free to contact the gmot.


Francisca Cespedes Q: What team do you play on? A: Donka Do Balls

PLAYER SPOT  LIGHT  

Q: How many seasons have you played? A: Five Seasons Q: Do you have a nickname? If so what is it? A: "Say Wha??" - Just because I'm really deaf ! Q: What’s your favorite part about kickball? A: Playing on the field while drinking and mingling. Q: Do you have any pregame rituals? A: Finding a sitter.... Q: What’s your favorite drink at kickball? A: Hernan's Famous Hunch Punch... Q: If you were a kickball, what would your favorite part of being a kickball be? A: I'm such a rubber ball that I'd slip away from your hands! Q: How many random hook-ups have you had at kickball? A: Not going to mention it -its personal, so I'd say...I leave this up to your imagination, sorry folks! Q: Mustaches, love them or hate them? A: Eek, no. It's so old fashioned...get on with the times! Q: If you could be a vegetable which one would you be and why? A: I'd be a corn...just because I'm tasty, I can be boiled or be grilled and I'd be smothered in butter and I'd burst of salty and sweetness mode!

Get to  know  people  you  play  kickball  with.  Each  week  we’ll  profile  a  kickballer,  if  you   want  the  lime  light  then  just  email  thegmot@gmail.com  and  you’ll  find  your  self  here  


Quotes of  The  Week  

THIS WEEK  IN  KICKBALL  

My  boyfriend  is  the  boss   but  I’m  the  boss  of  him.     Conversation  with  ref  and   new  kickballer  

Newbie: Geez,  I  didn't   know  there  were  so   many  rules  in  Kickball   Ref:  Yeah,  it's  like   Kindergarten...  except   with  a  100  more  rules  

e-­mail of  the  week:     To:  GMOT   From:  Jessica     One  part  of  the   night  that  I   thought  was   pretty  funny  was   when  I   discovered  one  of  my  friends  making   out  with  some  guy  that  I  could  have   sworn  was  gay  these  past  two  seasons!   lol  Gotta  love  kickball  

Mustache of  the  Week    

The  Gmot  solutes  your  amazing   Mustache!  For  this  you  get   Mustache  of  the  Week!     (Sorry,  the  GMOT  had  too  many  Jager   Bombs  to  remember  your  name)  

A text  fellow  captain:     “The  stairs  were  aligned…every  single   item  needed  for  hunch  punch  (minus   alcohol  &  ice)  was  on  sale,  including   cups.  Say  “Hello”  tot  his  season’s   supply!       Publix  Cashier:  What  do  you  need  all   this  for?   JD:  I  am  responsible  for  getting  a  lot  of   people  really  drunk….for  the  next  two   months  


WANT TO  SEE  YOUR   PHOTO  HERE  OR  CALL   OUT  YOUR  FRIENDS  BY   SENDING  IN  THERE  BEST   MOMENTS  ON  KICKBALL   FRIDAY.  THEN  EMAIL  THE   thegmot@gmail.com  

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