THE ROTUNDA, APRIL 14. 1923 Mary had a little lamb, And when she saw il sicken, .She- sent it to the packing house And now its labeled chicken.
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Dr. Morgenthan Declares We Are in 30 Years War.
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"We are in the midst of another 30 years war, which began with the Balkan war of 1912. and it i> very uncertain, as may be judged from the present disturbed conditions in Europe, what will I Orchestra Drummer: "I"in the fastest man in take place during the remaining 18 years of this period," declared Dr. Henry Morgenthan, Forthe world." mer American ambassador to Turkey during the 'How's that?" World war. Monday evening before an audi<). 1).: "Time flies, doesn't it?" ence that completely filled the gymnasium. V.: "So they say." 0. I).: "Well. 1 heat time." S. I. X. A. Chaparral. Georgia to Have New Memorial Hall. "Why do they always eheer when a fellow getfl The University of Georgia War Memorial hurt Hall contract was awarded to Smallman-Brice "So the ladie- won't hear what lie says."
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complete the magnincenl structure on the L'niversity campus, started as "Alumni Hall" nearly two decades ago, Work will begin within the "Do you know anything good about thai girl?" week, and the building, it is expected, will be completed by opening of the 1923-1924 session "Yes, but l promised not t<> repeal it." Gargoyle. "' ,lu' University. S. I. X. A. Big Negro: "Look here, Sambo, what would you do if vim wit/ to k'it a letter from <lat Kit '■'•1,,I> College has just reee.ved a eash donaKlitx Klan?" ''"" ()l $25,000 from a generous friend, who Little Negro: "Hoy, I'd read dat note On de wislu> ,,is ^entity to remain a secret. tram. S. I. X. A.
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Published on Aug 27, 2013