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CHEAP ASS TOYS INCORPORATED

PROUDLY PRESENTS An Homage to the Knight Rider

The Do-It-Yourself Posable Paper

DAVID HASSELHOFF HEADS

bay watchers

knight rider

interchangeable right hands

sporty hoff

nick fury hoff

garthe knight* *(michael’s evil twin from “the enemy you know” episode of knight rider )

interchangeable left hands

the knight’s leather armor

C TR U T I ON S S IN 1 For a sturdier and more permanent finished piece, it is advised that you cut out this full sheet along the dashed line and mount it to a piece of heavyweight paper. 2 All tabs to be folded are

ACCOUTREMENTS

POSABLE HASSELHOFF PIECES

colored gray, all shapes to be cut out are filled in with red, and all interior lines to be cut are highlighted by red lines.

3 Cut all of the red X’s that mark the joints on the Hoff pieces and accoutrements. (Place dark circle joints below light circle joints .) hoff “one button’s enough” shirt

k.i.t.t. comlink watch

hoff display stand

hoff tank top

garthe’s pimp cane

b Insert the folded feet through the slots in the washers as shown, and glue the tabs of the feet to the washer.

THE HOFF

hoff pants

MISC

paper paper fasteners

c Glue the cap onto the washer/ feet assembly as shown.

hoff belt & buckle

german singing sensation microphone

5 Cut out and assemble all 10 of the paper paper fasteners as follows: a Score all dashed lines on the fastener feet and cut all thick red lines, then fold as shown.

DON’T FUCK WITH

removable chest hair carpet

4 Score all tabs and edges to be folded (marked by dashed lines) with the dull edge of your hobby knife.

6 Cut out all of the Hoff pieces, then cut out all of the heads and accoutrements you’ll use to augment your paper Hasselhoff. THE

HOFF

extra fasteners

Don’t Miss Next Month’s Cheap Ass Toy, a Posable Paper Schwarzenegger

7 Using the

paper paper fasteners, join all of the pieces of the Hoff as shown. NOTE: Be sure to position the Hoff pants, shirt, jacket and belt before attaching the paper paper fasteners.


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