CHEAP ASS TOYS INCORPORATED
PROUDLY PRESENTS An Homage to the Knight Rider
The Do-It-Yourself Posable Paper
DAVID HASSELHOFF HEADS
interchangeable right hands
nick fury hoff
garthe knight* *(michael’s evil twin from “the enemy you know” episode of knight rider )
interchangeable left hands
the knight’s leather armor
C TR U T I ON S S IN 1 For a sturdier and more permanent finished piece, it is advised that you cut out this full sheet along the dashed line and mount it to a piece of heavyweight paper. 2 All tabs to be folded are
POSABLE HASSELHOFF PIECES
colored gray, all shapes to be cut out are filled in with red, and all interior lines to be cut are highlighted by red lines.
3 Cut all of the red X’s that mark the joints on the Hoff pieces and accoutrements. (Place dark circle joints below light circle joints .) hoff “one button’s enough” shirt
k.i.t.t. comlink watch
hoff display stand
hoff tank top
garthe’s pimp cane
b Insert the folded feet through the slots in the washers as shown, and glue the tabs of the feet to the washer.
paper paper fasteners
c Glue the cap onto the washer/ feet assembly as shown.
hoff belt & buckle
german singing sensation microphone
5 Cut out and assemble all 10 of the paper paper fasteners as follows: a Score all dashed lines on the fastener feet and cut all thick red lines, then fold as shown.
DON’T FUCK WITH
removable chest hair carpet
4 Score all tabs and edges to be folded (marked by dashed lines) with the dull edge of your hobby knife.
6 Cut out all of the Hoff pieces, then cut out all of the heads and accoutrements you’ll use to augment your paper Hasselhoff. THE
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7 Using the
paper paper fasteners, join all of the pieces of the Hoff as shown. NOTE: Be sure to position the Hoff pants, shirt, jacket and belt before attaching the paper paper fasteners.