ISSUE 2, VOLUME I
1 Full year of GD for a startlingly low price of $0.00.
Hell, Yes!!! Send me a full year of Gluttony Digest because I realize that there’s no better way to stay informed of recent cultural trends that may or may not affect my long-term future as a functional and contributing member of society, thereby earning myself the right to a beautiful spouse, hyperintelligent, well-mannered children, and an early retirement which I will spend touring various third world locales announcing proudly that “Yes, I DO owe it all to GD!!!”