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WEEK 12

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CHICKEN DINNER For Thanksgiving

Jonnie Dice: “Fuck You Sanchez.”

YUMMY

By: Mickey Money

WINNER. WINNER. CHICKEN DINNER. Turkey is OUT this Thanksgiving.


JONNIE DICE

EDITOR in CHIEF

Giving Thanks. I’m not gonna lie– I spend most of the year ignoring the opportunity to be truly grateful for all the things I have in my life. I’m fully aware of what those things are, but I just don’t pay much attention to them. It’s easy to forget how lucky some of us are. It’s easy to complain about the things you DON’T have, rather than be thankful for the things you DO. In honor of the Thanksgiving holiday, I am committed to acknowledging all of the blessings I’ve been ignoring lately.

I’m Thankful For… • The 2011 NFL Season NOT being cancelled due to a lockout • The NBA players being locked out, which has reminded me why the NBA is an irrelevant sport that nobody cares about– myself included • Maseratis, Range Rovers, and Porsche’s for designing cars that fit my expensive taste • Bookies all across the country, for providing me with the funds necessary to live an extravagant lifestyle. • Square bettors, for funding those bookies with enough money to pay me off when I win. • The Green Bay Packers continued dominance, which has inflated my bank account immensely since the start of the 2011 season (7-3 ATS) • Notre Dame Football – If it weren’t for you, I’d have nobody to make fun of for being perennially overrated (except for USC, Michigan, Ohio State, & Oklahoma). • The Southeastern Conference (3 teams in the top 3 of the BCS standings, and 5 currently ranked in the top 13) • Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets– even if the Dawgs have a bad season, I know we’ll always finish it off with a win. • Wire Transfers • Babes who love football, and wear those oversized jerseys with nothing underneath. • Leon Lett, for reminding me why NEVER to bet on the Cowboys on Thanksgiving. 2


CONTRIBUTORS Mickey Money College Football Expert

Mickey Money, also known as "The Mouth of The South," is a seasoned college football expert with years of experience under his championship belt. Born and raised in the Southern Division, Mickey opted out of student loans, utilizing his bookie to cover his tuition by taking him to the cleaners week after week. Mickey isn't focused on percentages, units, or value bets-- he's only concerned with WINNING. You can view his picks, by following him on twitter @MikkeyMoney.

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Week 4

Week 8

Vikings -3 (L) Redskins -3 (W) Packers -13 (W) Chargers -7 (W)

Rams +14.5 (W) Titans -8 (W) Bills -5 (W) Steelers +3 (W) Eagles -3 (W)

Week 5 Panthers +6.5 (W) Bills +3 (W) Patriots -7.5 (W) Chargers -3.5 (W)

Week 6

Week 9 Texans -11 (W) Broncos +7.5 (W)

Week 10

Packers -13 (W) Steelers -12.5 (L) Ravens -7 (W) Patriots -6 (L)

Raiders +7.5 (W) Broncos +3.5 (W) Titans +3.5 (W) Cardinals +14 (W) Jets -1 (L)

Week 7

Week 11

Seahawks +3 (NA) Falcons +5 (W) Bears -1.5 (W) Cowboys -14 (W) Jaguars +11 (W)

Broncos +7 (W) Detroit -7 (W) Cowboys -8 (L) Bengals +7 (NA) Seahawks +3 (W) 5


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