Horoscopes Born this week:
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Being on Spring Break and having your birthday in the same week is a good excuse for a trip to Vegas. Aquarius (Jan. 23 – Feb. 22) Go treat yourself. Get yourself a bag of Cheetos, a mountain dew, and play Mario Kart on Nintendo 64 for hours. Pisces (Feb. 23 – March 22) This week your stars are in line with Pluto, and your stars are talking behind your back.
“She looked like a girl that beat me up when I was younger” --He said.
Aries (March 23 – April 22) With all this craziness in your life, you deserve to take a big bubble bath. Taurus (April 23 – May 22) Everything is looking good for you this week. But be careful when stalking your ex; they are acting suspicious.
Overheard something on campus that made you think, “Huh?!” Send it in to email@example.com.
Gemini (May 23 – June 22) Just because you’re hot stuﬀ, doesn’t mean that you are actually hot stuﬀ. Cancer (June 23 – July 22) Who cares if you kow the square root of 3,424? What maers is what is up- to-date on celebrity gossip.
Recipe of the Week - Raspberry Angel Food Cake by Blair Bunyard (courtesy allrecipies.com)
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22) If you’re cheating on your boyfriend/ girlfriend, dont tell them. Drama!
1-1/4 egg whites 1/8 teaspoon cream of tartar 1/8 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/8 teaspoon almond extract 1 tablespoon sugar 2 tablespoons cake ﬂour 1/4 cup fresh raspberries
In a mixing bowl, beat egg whites until frothy; beat in cream of tartar until soft peaks form. Add the extracts. Gradually beat in sugar until stiﬀ, scrapping bowl occasionally. Shift ﬂour over beaten whites; sprinkle with berries. Gently fold ﬂour and raspberries into batter until well mixed. Pour into an ungreased 10-in tube pan. Bake at 325 degrees F for 40-45 minutes or until lightly browned and entire top appears dry. Immediately invert cake pan; cool completely, about 1 hour. Enjoy!
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) That trip to Mexico, you may want to rethink. And also, check your e-mails! Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) Stay away from the donuts this week, wait until aer Spring Break to have them.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 22) Make a toast to whoever invented ramen noodles and cream cheese. Sagiarius (Nov. 23 – Dec. 22) You will come to an amazing revelation aer staring at the clock tower: your late for class.
Capricorn (Dec. 23 – Jan. 22) Announcement: porcupines and car tires will soon mend their relationship.
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The Independent Newspaper © 2009
Published on Mar 26, 2009
Published on Mar 26, 2009
“She looked like a girl that beat me up when I was younger” --He said. Ingredients: 1-1/4 egg whites 1/8 teaspoon cream of tartar 1/8 teasp...