Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
What happened when the soldier went into an enemy bar? He got bombed.
R: The letter
Is for the students of Tecnologico de Monterrey, they could see all the new stuff and enjoy the trends and lovely guys.