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Foray e araf t e r“ us ”e nde d Ic oul dn’ the ars kat e boar dwhe e l ss c r api ngal ongt hes t r e e t wi t houtc hi l l sr unni ngdownmys pi ne andany t i meIwoul ddr i v epas ty ourhous e Ipr ay e dt haty ouwoul dn’ tbeout s i de , butke ptmye y e sope nj us ti nc as ey ouwe r e . Ide l e t e dal lofourol dphot os buts t i l l f r ame sofourt i met oge t he r l ayunde v e l ope di nmymi nd, andt he r ear es t i l lahandf ulofs ongs t hatdonot hi ngbutr e mi ndmeofy ou andne v e rf ai lt oc at c hmebys ur pr i s e . I ’ ms i c kandt i r e dofr e me mbe r i ngy ourf ac e butIc an’ te s c apewhatwas andI ’ v et r i e d-be l i e v eme ,I ’ v et r i e d buts omemor ni ngsy ournamei st hef i r s twor dIbr e at he . Ibl e s st hedaywi t hy ou buty ourbl e s s i ngsne v e rbr oughtme any t hi ngbuts t or i e sandhe ar t ac he . Some t i me sy ous e e pi nt omydr e ams i nt hemi ddl eoft heni ght , hov e r i ngabov emybe dwi t hy ourar ms s t r e t c he doutwi de . Ic anf e e ly ourhandsar oundmyt hr oat , t r ac ey ourout l i net hr oughwat e r f al le y e s , s que e z i ngoutmyl as tbi t sofunc ons c i ous ne s s butasy ourgr i pr e l axe s , mi nec ons t r i c t sandIc an’ ts t opmyhands f r om c l as pi ngy our s . I t ’ sbe e ny e ar snow s i nc ewewe r et oge t he r butIs t i l lr e me mbe rt heway y ourl i pst as t el i kec okes y r upandPopRoc ks . Wehadourf i r s tki s s onac l i f fov e r l ooki ngt het owndump andIc oul donl ys t ayout unt i ls uns e t , butt hatwasokaybe c aus ey ouwal ke dmehome . Noonehade v e rs hownmeat t e nt i onl i key oudi d, noonehade v e rmademef e e lwant e dl ov e d,y e s , butnotwant e dandIne e de dt obewant e d, Ine e de damant omakemef e e ll i keawoman butwewe r eonl yki ds , adj us t i ngt oourne wl ybudde dpar t s , t r y i ngt of i l lt hes pac e si nours hoe s wi t hl ov enot e sandTac oBe l lwr appe r s ande v e r ys hov ewaswas he dawaywi t hki s s e s ande v e r ybr ui s ewass mot he r e dwi t haf f e c t i on unt i ly ourc ol or sf ade d butt hehur tal way sr e mai ne dj us tbe ne at hmys ki n. Ir e al i z enowt hatIc an’ that ey ou. Iwantt o,andIs houl dbutIc an’ t . AndIknowI ’ l lal way sl ov ey ou, butnott hewayIl ov emyman ormydad, nott hewaydr e ame r sl ov e . Af t e ral mos t2y e ar sofbe i ngwant e dbyy ou I ’ v ef i nal l yr e al i z e dIwasnot hi ngbutawant andawomanne e dsmor et hant hat . Ine e dmor et hant hat . Youdon’ townmeany mor eandIdon’ tne e dy ou, butapi e c eofmewi l lal way sl ov ey ou i nt hes mal l ,s pe c i alwaywome ns av e f ort heme nwhor ui ne dt he m


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I fy ou’ r eAdam, Imus tbeEv ey oure t e r nalc ompl i me nt , f or me df r om y ourt hr owaways c r aps , y ourc al l us e sandc r us t , Imus tbehe r . Howe l s ec anIe xpl ai n t hes e mbl anc eofourpal ms , howourhandsmol dt oge t he r , t hei nde nt at i onsofourf i nge r pr i nt smat c hi ngwehav ebe e ndr awnf ore ac hot he r . Andy oumi ght ’ v ebe e nt hef i r s tdr af t , butIwi l lal way s wal ki ny ourf oot s t e ps , whe r ef or t uneorf at et ake susmat t e r snot asl ongasIc anr e mai natanar m’ sl e ngt h, abl et or e t ur nt omyl i f es our c e , s oaki ngi ny ourpr e s e nc e . Anddon’ twor r yaboutt hatt hr obbi ngi ny ourabdome ni t ’ sonl yar e mi nde rofourmi t os i s , buti t ’ l lpas s , ande v e nt ual l yy ou’ l ls t andt al landpr oud andf or ge tj us thowmuc hofy oui si nme al uxur yIwon’ tbegi v e n, asal lofourpot e nt i ali spur ge df r om me t i meandt i meagai n, f l us he dofe v e r y t hi ngIknowass ac r e d, andi t ’ l lbeunf ai rands c ar yandhe ar t br e aki ng andy ouwon’ te v e nnot i c e , butI ’ l lbe arGod’ sbur de n be c aus eIknowi t ’ st heonl ywayt oi nde bty out ome .


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Br e at hs pe e dsup, He ar ts l ows s t op. Iam pi e r c e dby war m,we tgr as sandpool sofhone y , pr obe st omyi ns i de s l e av i ngmer aw. Ope nmout hl e av e smebr e at hl e s s ; uns e e nhandsc r awlaboutmyc ar c as s r e ac hi ngbe y ondf ami l i arani nv as i onofme mor i e sandf e ar . Youar ewhoIr e me mbe r .


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Mymanwi l lne v e runde r s t andwhyI ’ dr at he r c ur lupagai ns ty ours pi net hanmas s agehi sbac k. Hec an’ tunde r s t andhowy ou makemyc he s tr i s eandf al lwi t he mot i onr aw,unf i l t e r e de mpat hybi ndsus , andhee nv i e sy ou. Is t r oket hei nkony ours ki nandhewi s he s , hewi s he shec oul dbey ou, buthi swor dsar enoty our st he r ei snoi de nt i t ybe hi ndhi sl i ps , notl i key ou. Eac ht i meIunr av e ly ourbi ndi ngIf i nds ome t hi ngne w. Ir e ac hi nt oy ourc hapt e r sandt e s ty ourf r agi l i t yt hede e pe rIgo,t hede e pe rIf al li nt omy s e l f , f ol di ngc r e as e si nt ot hepar t sIt houghtIkne w, or i gamif l owe r sf r om was t e , y ourwor dsl i nge r i ngi nmymi nd, t ouc hi ngmei ns pot sundi s c ov e r e d,uns e e n. Andt hebe s tpar tabouty oui st haty ou’ r es or e pl ac e abl e ; Ic oul dus ey ouands he l v ey ouandy ou’ r ene v e rmad, y oune v e rwanty oudon’ tne e dme . You’ r eani nde pe nde nt ,s e l f s us t ai nabl ey ougi v el i f eunt oy our s e l f . Andmymanwi l lne v e runde r s t andwhyIke e py oul oc ke dup, awayf r om hi m, andwhyIc an’ tj us tqui tbuthedoe s n’ ts e et hebe aut ybe ne at h y ours he l l . Hi dde nbe hi ndy ourf l y l e aft he r ei ss omuc hmor et hanhe r e , andI ’ mt ool os ti ny ourpage st ot hr owy ouaway .


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f r om t hehome ,t odoodd j obsandwor kf orhi s de t e c t i v ec ompany .Wi t ht hat s ai d,Mi nnaki ndofc r e at e sa s mal lf ami l ywi t he ac hoft he or phansbe i ngr e al l yl oy alt o hi m.Thebooks t ar t sof fwi t h Mi nnabe i ngt ake nhos t agei n as t ac ke out gone wr ong,t he n l at e rf ounds t abbe dt ode at h i nadumps t e r .Li one l s e ar c he sf ort heki l l e randt he s e ar c ht ake shi mf arbe y ond t het r i s t at ear e a.Al ongt he wayhedi s c ov e r st hathi s Tour e t t e ’ sac t ual l ymake s hi m abe t t e rde t e c t i v e be c aus eofhi smi nd wande r i ngi nc r az ypl ac e s andhi my e l l i ngoutdi f f e r e nt pl ot sandc l ue s .That ’ sal lI ’ m t e l l i ngy out hough,pi c kt hi s s hi tup.


Don’ twor r y ,Ihav eahar d t i mepr onounc i nghi sname t oo.Fi r s tofal l ,whe ny oudi g i nt ot hi sbook,y oumus tgo i nt oi twi t haope nmi nd.I t r ai s e st heage ol ddi l e mmaof whathappe nsaf t e ry oudi e .I f y ouhav ebe l i e f smadeof c onc r e t eands t e e laboutwhat happe ns ,t he nmor epowe rt o y ou.I t ’ saBuddi s tbas e d book,andHanhs i mpl yof f e r s anot he rpe r s pe c t i v e . Buddi s ms e e sl i f eandde at h asme r ec onc e pt s ,not mani s f e s t at i onsofr e al i t y . Someofy ouguy smays e ehi s v i e wasr e f r e s hi ng,asdi dI . Thebas i cc onc e pti st hat e v e r y t hi ngmov e si na c i r c ul armot i on.The r ei snot s t ar tandt he r ei snoe nd. Whe ns ome onedi e s ,t he y ’ r e s t i l lwi t hus ,j us ti na di f f e r e ntf or m.Ofc our s e Hanhgoe smor ei nde pt h, andhi st onei sal otmor e , “ mat t e r of f ac t l y ” .Che c ki t .

Youas kmeaboutt hi sbook, andI ’ l lt e l ly oui t ’ st he f unni e s ts c i e nc ef i c t i onbook I ’ v ee v e rr e ad.Thi si s i nc l ude ss e v e r alodAdams ’ nov e l si none .Al lt hats hi t y ouknowaboutSt arWar s andSt arTr e kaboutal i e ns andi nt e r s t e l l art r av e l , Adamss poof soni t .Al lhi s nov e l sf ol l owt hemai n c har ac t e r ,name dAr t hur .I n t hef i r s tbookhe ’ ss av e df or m Ear t hs e c ondsbe f or ei t ’ s de s t r oy e d.Lat e r ,hegoe son t hel ookf orane whome ,as we l lasl e ar nt her e as on be hi ndt hee xi s t e nc eof Ear t h,t he nf i ndst r uel ov e andf i nal l yf i ndshi s daught e r .Thenov e l sge t wac ki e rasy ougoon,and ge t t i ngt hr ought hi smi ght t akeal i t t l el ong.St i c ki tout , y ou’ l ll ov et he m.


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Maket woc ar dboar dr oac he s . Oneaboutt hel e ngt hand di ame t e rofape nc i l .The s e c ondabouta1 / 4’ ’ s hor t e r ands l i ghl t ynar r owe r .I fy ou hav et hi c kpl ypape r ,t hat ’ l l wor kj us tf i ne .Jus tr e me mbe r t oputs ome t hi ngont i py ou’ r e goi ngt obeput t i ngy our mout hons oi tdoe s n’ tge t s oggy .

Taket hes hor t e rr oac hand c utahol er i ghtt hr oughi t ’ s c e nt e randc utt wohol e si nt o t het opoft her oac hat oppos i t ee nds .


Taket hel onge rr oac handc ut ahol er i ghtt hr oughi t ’ st r unk about2c mf r om t het op.Thi s s houl dbebi ge nought o s nugl yl e tt hes hor t e rr oac h t of i tt hr ough.

Wr apbot hr oac he si n pape r s .Bl oc kt hehol e sat e ac he ndoft hes hor t e rr oac h wi t hpape r sort ape ,l e av i ng onl yt hr e ej oi nthol e sope n.


The ns i mpl yi ns e r ty ourt hr e e s pl i f f sandpr e par et obea de v i l .

Li ghtupwi t hs omef r i e nds andwai tf ort het r e bl ehi t .


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