Winter Film: Familiar Tales Worth Retelling E9
expressnightout.com | @wapoexpress NOVEMBER 29, 2012
A PUBLICATION OF
NEWS, ENTERTAINMENT, ARTS, LIFESTYLES
NAUGHTY OR NICE?
CeeLo, Rod Stewart join the throng with holiday albums 19
‘WHATEVER IT TAKES’
Obama and the GOP offer new hope for a ﬁscal cliff deal 3 A cookbook serves up stories alongside D.C.’s iconic dishes E11 am
51 | 34
F O R E X T E N D E D F O R E C A S T, S E E PA G E 3 3
MARCO LONGARI/AFP/GETTY IMAGES
EAT LOCAL, READ LOCAL
In a vote that carries symbolic and strategic implications, the U.N. is set to recognize Palestine as a state 15
2 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY SANJEEV SYAL/AP
Lights Replaced With Lawn Ornament of Mooning Frosty
A Denham Springs, La., woman has taken down her rooftop holiday lights after neighbors complained to police that the shape — of a hand flipping the middle finger — was offensive. Sarah Henderson told police Monday that she intended to send a message to her neighbors with whom she’s had a yearlong disagreement over personal matters, the Advocate reported Tuesday. (EXPRESS) GIFT IDEAS
“Yes, this is really real. [U]se it after a hot shower or before an important date.” — JUSTIN AND DAVE, THE GUYS BEHIND J&D FOODS, ON INTRODUCING A BACON SHAVING CREAM — THE “PORK-SCENTED LATHER OF THE GODS,” FLORIDA’S WPTV REPORTED WEDNESDAY
Santa Threatens to Quit After Numerous Robot Requests
A Japanese designer is taking orders for a custommade 4-ton, 13-foot-tall robot. Inventor Kogoro Kurata showed off his prototype at a Tokyo exhibition on Wednesday and said the robot is controlled by a pilot in its cockpit or via a smartphone. Options for customizing the $1 million robot include fake weapons and cup holders, the Telegraph reported Wednesday. (EXPRESS)
WOODBRIDGE, VA 1-800-879-4701 14211 JEFFERSON DAVIS HWY. LUSTINEONLINE.COM
ALEXANDRIA, VA 7434 RICHMOND HWY
‘ANYONE HAVE ANY TUMS?’ An Indian Sikh blows fire Tuesday in Amritsar, India, during a procession to mark the anniversary of the birth of the first Sikh guru, Guru Nanak. Sikhism was founded in the 15th century by Nanak, who broke away from Hinduism, India’s dominant religion. He preached the equality of races and genders and the rejection of image-worship and the caste system.
LEXUS OF SILVER SPRING
SILVER SPRING, MD 1-800-266-4874 2505 PROSPERITY TER. LEXUSOFSILVERSPRING.COM
ROCKVILLE, MD 15911 INDIANOLA DRIVE
355 TOYOTA 301-309-2200 WWW.DARCARS.COM
ROCKVILLE, MD 15625 FREDERICK ROAD
KOONS TYSONS TOYOTA VIENNA, VA 8610 LEESBURG PIKE
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | 3
Obama: I’ll Do What It Takes to Avoid Fiscal Cliff
Producing a Deal
Increasing number of Republicans say they’re ready to talk Washington
“It’s too important for Washington to screw this up.”
JEWEL SAMAD/AFP/GETTY IMAGES
The White House and a key congressional Democrat hinted at fresh concessions on taxes and cuts to Medicare and other government benefit programs Wednesday as bargaining with Republicans lurched ahead to avoid the yearend “fiscal cliff” that threatens to send the economy into a tailspin. Increasing numbers of rankand-ﬁle Republicans also said they were ready to give ground, a boost for House Speaker John Boehner and other party leaders who say they will agree to higher tax revenues as part of a deal if it also curbs beneﬁt programs as a way to rein in federal deﬁcits. “I’ll go anywhere and I’ll do whatever it takes to get this done,” President Barack Obama said as he sought to build pressure on Repub-
— PRE SIDENT BA R ACK OBA M A , SPEAKING WEDNESDAY AS HE SOUGHT TO BUILD PRESSURE ON REPUBLICANS TO ACCEPT HIS TERMS ON HOW TO AVOID THE YEAR-END FISCAL CLIFF
licans to accept his terms — a swift renewal of expiring tax cuts for all but the highest income earners. For all the talk, there was no sign of tangible progress on an issue that marks a ﬁrst test for divided government since elections that assured Obama a second term in the White House while renewing Republican control in the House.
“It’s time for the president and Democrats to get serious about the spending problem that our country has,” Boehner said at a news conference in the Capitol. He, like Obama, expressed optimism that a deal could be reached. At the same time, he publicly disagreed with one GOP lawmaker, Rep. Tom Cole of Oklahoma,
For President Barack Obama and Republicans, the goal of the fiscal cliff talks is to produce a long-term deficit-cutting deal that will allow the cancellation of tax increases and spending cuts scheduled for the end of the year. While the obstacles are numerous, there are other political imperatives pushing the two sides toward an agreement. Unemployment benefits expire for some of the longterm jobless at the end of the year. Additionally, the government is expected to need an increase in borrowing authority early next year or face the possibility of a default. Any agreement on that is expected to raise the current $16.4 trillion debt level. (AP)
who said he was ready to go along with Obama’s plan to renew most but not all of the expiring income tax cuts. “It’ll hurt the economy” to raise rates for anyone, Boehner said. There were no face-to-face talks between the administration and lawmakers during the day, although the White House is dispatching Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner and top legislative aide Rob Nabors to a series of sessions with congressional leaders Thursday. DAVID ESPO (AP)
Microsoft Ads Deride Google Marketing campaign says the search giant is a bad place to shop San Francisco MEETINGS
Lunch With Romney President Barack Obama will host his former political rival Mitt Romney for a private lunch Thursday at the White House, their first meeting since the election. White House spokesman Jay Carney said Obama was looking forward to having a “useful discussion” with Romney and that there was no formal agenda. (AP)
Microsoft is trying to skewer Google as a lousy holiday shopping guide in its latest attempt to divert more traffic to its Bing search engine. The attack started Wednesday with a marketing campaign focused on a recent change in the way Google operates the part of its search engine devoted to shopping results. The revisions require merchants to pay Google to have their products listed in the shop-
Paying to Play Google doesn’t require websites to pay to be listed in its main search database. But someone who clicks on a Shopping-only tab will find results only by paying merchants. Google defends the move as a way to encourage merchants to provide more comprehensive information about what they’re selling. Google, like Microsoft, also accepts payments for ads that are triggered by specific search terms and appear to the right or on top of regular search results. (AP)
ping section. In its new ads, Microsoft Corp. contends the new approach betrays Google Inc.’s long-standing commitment to provide the most trustworthy results on the Web, even if it means forgoing revenue. To punctuate its point, Microsoft is warning consumers that they risk getting “scroogled” if they rely on
Google’s shopping search service. The message will be highlighted in TV commercials scheduled to run on NBC and CNN and newspaper ads in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal and The Washington Post. The blitz also will appear on billboards and online, anchored by a new website, Scroogled.com. (AP)
NYC Nanny Pleads Not Guilty in Stabbing Case Yoselyn Ortega, 50, pleaded not guilty from her hospital bed Wednesday in the Oct. 25 stabbing deaths of two children in her care. Ortega is charged with multiple accounts of murder and will be held without bail while she undergoes a psychiatric exam. (AP) NEW ORLEANS
Oil Platform Worker’s Body Pulled From Gulf A body found in the Gulf of Mexico near Grand Isle has been identified as Jerome Malagapo, the Filipino worker missing since a Nov. 16 oil platform fire, a coroner said Wednesday. The cause of the fire is under investigation and there is no ongoing oil spill at the site. (AP) AUSTIN, TEXAS
Texas Looks Into Buying Polygamist’s Ranch Texas wants ownership of Warren Jeffs’ massive polygamist ranch, where prosecutors say the convicted sect leader and Jeffs his followers sexually assaulted dozens of children, the state attorney general’s office said Wednesday. (AP)
“We had the best [peanut] crop in years, and then these [expletives] came in and started this.” — BOY D E VA N S, A RESIDENT OF PORTALES, N.M., SPEAKING WEDNESDAY AFTER THE FDA HALTED OPERATIONS MONDAY FOR ORGANIC PEANUT BUTTER PROCESSOR SUNLAND INC. FOR REPEATED SAFETY VIOLATIONS. IN LATE SEPTEMBER, THE COMPANY CLOSED TO DEAL WITH A SALMONELLA OUTBREAK.
4 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
LIPOSUCTION-TUMMYTUCK.com SP ENDSECIAL SOON
0 Down Financing Government and Military discounts available No credit check Guaranteed ﬁnancing Payment/Installment Plans
Vintage Vase $19
202.452.1332 24th&ISt.NW• 301.738.6766 • 703.533.1025 • www.vitasurgical.com African Carving $19
Cycladic Idol $49 Cloisonné Vase $69
Skier Print $29
Teddy Bookends $19
Ceramic Birds Nest $12
5243 Duke Street, Alexandria, VA 1750 Tysons Blvd. Suite 130, McLean, VA
4950-C EISENHOWER AVENUE, ALEXANDRIA, VA 22304 SAT: 10am - 4pm | SUN: 12:30 - 4:30pm | TUE: 11am - 2pm
Tel: 866-751-7868 email@example.com
New Setback for Rice
Key GOP moderate not ready to support likely State nominee Suits: $550, Shirts: $65
EISENHOWER CONSIGNMENT VINTAGE, MODERN FINE FURNITURE, DÉCOR & GIFTS
Advance your human resources career! Master of Arts in Human Resource Management • HR Generalist or Federal HR • Evening and accelerated course options • Metrorail convenience • Complete the program in as few as 12 months INFORMATION SESSION: Thursday, December 6, 5:30–7p.m. For more information and to R.s.v.p., email firstname.lastname@example.org, visit http://metro.cua.edu, or call 202-319-5256.
A moderate Republican senator, vital to any White House hopes of getting U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice confirmed as secretary of state, said Wednesday she couldn’t back any nomination until more questions are answered about the deadly Sept. 11 attack in Libya and Rice’s State Department role during the 1998 U.S. Embassy bombing in Kenya. In a fresh suggestion of eroding GOP support for Rice, Sen. Susan Collins of Maine emerged from a closed-door meeting with the ambassador voicing new criticism. Pressed on how she would vote if President Barack Obama names Rice to succeed Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, Collins
Sen. John Kerry is angling to be the nation’s top diplomat by being, well, diplomatic. The longtime Massachusetts lawmaker has largely stayed quiet while President Barack Obama considers him for his next secretary of state. Kerry has asked his supporters to avoid lobbying on his behalf. And he’s defended his chief rival for the State Department post, Susan Rice, amid Republican criticism of her explanation of the deadly attack on Americans in Libya. (AP)
said, “I would need to have additional information before I could support her nomination.” Introducing another issue certain to be fodder for any conﬁrmation battle, Collins said she
pressed Rice about security at the U.S. Embassy in Nairobi in 1998 when a truck bomb was set off outside the facility, killing more than 200 Kenyans and 12 Americans. At the White House, Obama called Rice “extraordinary” and said he couldn’t be more proud of the job she has done as U.N. ambassador. Cabinet members joined Obama in applauding Rice. Rice has emerged as the frontrunner for the top job at State, though Senate Foreign Relations Committee Chairman John Kerry, D-Mass., who was passed over for the job in 2008, is considered a strong alternative. In a clear message to the White House, Collins said Kerry would have no problem winning Senate conﬁrmation. “I think John Kerry be an excellent appointment and would be easily conﬁrmed by his colleagues,” Collins said. DONNA CASSATA (AP)
Can I Have a Nibble of the West Wing?
Catholic University admits students of any race, color, national or ethnic origin, sex, age, or disability. If you need accommodations for a disability, contact us at the phone number listed above.
WHITE HOUSE PASTRY CHEF BILL YOSSES explains his design of the nearly 300-pound gingerbread White
WeekendPass makes the weekend historic. Every Thursday in Express.
House on display Wednesday in the State Dining Room. The house features Bo, the Obama family dog, left, a vegetable garden and views inside the White House. The real Bo, on a leash held by first lady Michelle Obama, made an appearance during Wednesday’s festivities, sporting a jingle bell collar, and was quickly swarmed by a crowd of military families.
The amount in federal aid Gov. Chris Christie requested Wednesday in a revised total to help New Jersey recover and rebuild after Superstorm Sandy. The amount includes $7.4 billion to prevent future disasters. (AP)
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | 5
6 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
Nation Marine: Manning’s Treatment Was Justified
BP Barred From FAMU: Judge Should Dismiss New Contracts Hazing Lawsuit With the U.S.
A health group said preventing surgery-linked infections can be done by having patients shower with special germ-fighting soap before surgery and having surgery teams change gowns, gloves and instruments during operations. The Joint Commission hospital regulating group and the American College of Surgeons said Wednesday that a 2½ year project at seven big hospitals reduced infections from colorectal surgeries by nearly one-third. (AP)
Keep It Clean
ARMY PFC.BRADLEY MANNING arrives Wednesday for his pretrial hearing at Fort Meade, Md. Manning is charged with leaking classified documents to WikiLeaks. Lawyers for Manning are seeking to dismiss all charges saying he suffered enough in prison. Marine Col. Robert Oltman testified that Manning was held in tight confinement because another prisoner had recently committed suicide.
Attorneys for Florida A&M University on Wednesday asked a judge to dismiss a lawsuit brought by the family of a drum major who died last year after being hazed by fellow band members, claiming Robert Champion was a willing participant in the ritual. “If Mr. Champion had not gotten on that bus, he would not have been hazed,” University attorney Richard Mitchell said. Circuit Judge Walter Komanski didn’t immediately issue a ruling. (AP)
The Obama administration put a stop to new federal contracts with BP on Wednesday, admonishing the British oil company for a “lack of business integrity” and also disqualifying it indeﬁnitely from winning new leases to drill on taxpayer-owned lands. A lengthy list of criminal counts against BP stemming from the Deepwater Horizon disaster in the Gulf of Mexico in 2010 prompted the Environmental Protection Agency to temporarily suspend new contracts. (AP)
Because we want to hear it. If you have a great idea for helping Metro maintain momentum and prepare to serve a growing population over the next 30 years, join the conversation. Share your thoughts, opinions and ideas by visiting www.wmata.com/momentum or writing it below and mailing it in. The next great Metro improvement could be yours!
My BIG IDEA is:
Your name and contact information are optional. Please mail to: WMATA — ATTN: Ofﬁce of Marketing 6G/Momentum — 600 5th Street, NW — Washington, DC 20077-0493
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | 7
Dependability is only part of the
Nutritional Advice. AskBlue Plan Selection Tool. Diabetes Management Program. Wellness Incentives. 24/7 Nurse Advice. For over 50 years, Blue Cross and Blue Shield has been committed to providing members with the best service and value through the Service Beneﬁt Plan. Consider all the extra beneﬁts you get at no extra cost. They’re all part of Healthy Beneﬁts. And they’re designed around your family’s health and wellness. No wonder more federal employees choose Blue Cross and Blue Shield Service Beneﬁt Plan than any other health coverage. To ﬁnd out more, visit Extras.FEPblue.org.
Open Season runs November 12th – December 10th Call 1-800-411-BLUE or visit Extras.FEPblue.org
This is a summary of the features for the 2013 Blue Cross and Blue Shield Service Beneﬁt Plan. Before making a ﬁnal decision, please read the plan’s federal brochure (RI 71-005). All beneﬁts are subject to the deﬁnitions, limitations and exclusions set forth in the 2013 federal brochure.
8 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
Official: Assange Has Chronic Lung Infection Ecuador’s ambassador to Britain says WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has developed a chronic lung infection and requires constant Assange medical attention at his refuge in the Ecuadorean Embassy in London. Assange has been holed up there since June 19, after unsuccessfully fighting extradition from Britain to Sweden for questioning on sexual assault charges. (AP) ROME
Massive Steel Plant Hit By Rare Tornado in Italy A freak tornado struck a steel plant in Italy on Wednesday, just days after its owners announced their intention to close what is Europe’s largest steel facility. One person was reported missing and about two dozen were injured when the tornado struck, the ANSA news agency said, adding that the Ilva plant sustained significant damage. (AP) BERLIN
10 Held in Violent Protest Outside Iranian Embassy Police say a group of assailants pelted the Iranian Embassy in Berlin with stones and paint and pulled down an Iranian flag — prompting Germany’s foreign minister to express regret to his counterpart in Tehran. Berlin police said about 30 were involved in the incident on Wednesday and 10 of them were detained. (AP) PORT-AU-PRINCE, HAITI
Official: $2.2B Needed For Push to End Cholera Haiti and the Dominican Republic will require $2.2 billion over the next 10 years for an ambitious plan to eliminate cholera, a U.S. official said Wednesday. The plan is due to be rolled out in a week or two, and it’s still unclear who will pay for what would be the biggest endeavor yet to develop Haiti’s barely existent water and sanitation system. (AP)
‘The Highest Form of Protest’ Egypt’s top courts strike as standoff with Morsi escalates Cairo In an escalation of the tug-of-war between Egypt’s president and the powerful judiciary, judges in the country’s top courts went on strike Wednesday to protest Mohammed Morsi’s seizure of near absolute powers, while Islamists rushed to complete a new constitution, the issue at the heart of the dispute. The moves came a day after at least 200,000 protesters ﬁlled Cairo’s central Tahrir Square to denounce the decrees Morsi issued last week, which place him above oversight of any kind. Morsi, who took ofﬁce in June as Egypt’s ﬁrst freely elected president, says the decrees are necessary to protect the revolution that helped drive Hosni Mubarak from ofﬁce last year as well as the nation’s transition to democracy. But in a sign the dispute may take a sharp turn, the Supreme Constitutional Court said that it will go ahead with plans to rule Sunday on whether to dissolve the assembly writing the new consti-
GIANLUIGI GUERCIA/AFP/GETTY IMAGES
Protesters flee amid clashes with riot police Wednesday in Cairo near Tahrir Square, where demonstrators are staging a sit-in.
tution, which is dominated by the Brotherhood and its allies. Complicating matters, the constitutional panel was rushing to wrap up its work, and members said a ﬁnal draft could be completed as early as Thursday. This would allow Morsi to call for a nationwide referendum on the document even before the court convenes Sunday, circumventing its decision. In an unprecedented move, meanwhile, Egypt’s highest appeal courts went on strike to protest the presidential decree. Judges with the
Meanwhile ... An Egyptian court convicted in absentia Wednesday seven Egyptian Coptic Christians and a Floridabased American pastor, sentencing them to death on charges linked to an anti-Islam film that had sparked riots in parts of the Muslim world. The case was seen as largely symbolic because the defendants, most of whom live in the U.S., are all outside Egypt and are thus unlikely to ever face the sentence. (AP)
U.N. Report: Arctic Ice Cover Dips to Record Low Doha, Qatar An area of Arctic sea ice bigger than the United States melted this year, according to the U.N. weather agency, which said the dramatic decline illustrates that climate change is happening “before our eyes.” In a report released at U.N. climate talks in the Qatari capital of Doha, the World Meteorological Organization said the Arctic ice melt was one of myriad extreme
The amount, in square miles, of Arctic ice lost between March and September, an area bigger than the U.S., according to a U.N. report released Wednesday. (AP)
and record-breaking weather events to hit the planet in 2012. Droughts devastated nearly two-thirds of the U.S. as well as western Russia
and southern Europe, while ﬂoods swamped west Africa. But it was the ice melt that seemed to dominate the annual climate report, with the U.N. concluding that ice cover had reached “a new record low” around the North Pole. The news comes as delegates from nearly 200 countries struggled to lay the groundwork for a deal that would cut emissions in an effort to prevent temperatures from rising. (AP)
high and lower courts of appeal said they would not return to work until Morsi rescinds his decrees, according to state TV. “This is the highest form of protest,” said Nasser Amin of the Arab Center for the Independence of the Judiciary and the Legal Profession. In response to Tuesday’s protests, the Brotherhood and other Islamist parties announced plans to hold a rival rally Saturday in Tahrir Square, where Morsi’s opponents are staging a sit-in, raising the specter of violence. SARAH EL DEEB (AP)
“Despite sanctions ... we will continue enrichment with intensity.” — FEREIDOUN A BBA SI, IRAN’S NUCLEAR CHIEF, TELLING STATE TV ON WEDNESDAY THAT THE COUNTRY WILL STEP UP ITS URANIUM ENRICHMENT PROGRAM, IN DEFIANCE OF WESTERN DEMANDS TO STOP ITS EFFORTS
The reduction in loans and investments that four of Spain’s struggling banks must make in order to
receive a share of $47.96 billion in bailout loans under a plan approved Wednesday by EU authorities. EU Commission Vice President Joaquin Almunia said the aim was to restore the viability of the struggling banks. (AP)
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | 9
Fire Exposes U.S. Ties to Factory
Twin Blasts Kill at Least 34 in Syria
Retailers come under scrutiny over items found in ashes
BYSTANDERS AND SOLDIERS GATHER after two car bombs tore
through an alley in Damascus, Syria, minutes apart Wednesday morning, killing at least 34 people, state media said. Eighty-three people were reportedly injured.
A hooded Mickey Mouse sweatshirt from Disney. Piles of children’s shorts with Walmart’s Faded Glory label. The garment factory in Bangladesh where 112 people were killed in a ﬁre over the weekend was used by major U.S. and European retailers, an Associated Press reporter discovered Wednesday at Tazreen Fashions Ltd. Walmart had decided before the blaze to stop doing business with
Backstory Bangladesh’s fast-growing garment industry — second only to China’s in exports — has long provided jobs and revenue for the desperately poor country while turning out the low-priced products shoppers in the U.S. and other countries have come to enjoy. But the industry has a ghastly safety record; more than 300 workers have died in garment factory fires there since 2006. (AP)
it. But it said a supplier used Tazreen without authorization. Sears, likewise, said its merchandise was being produced there without its approval through a ven-
dor that has since been ﬁred. The Walt Disney Co. said its records indicate that none of its licensees have been permitted to make its products at the factory for at least a year. Labor activists have seized on the blaze — the deadliest in Bangladesh’s nearly 35-year history of exporting clothing — to argue that retailers must insist on more stringent safety standards. On Wednesday, police arrested three factory ofﬁcials suspected of locking in the workers who died in Saturday’s blaze on the outskirts of Dhaka. A ﬁre ofﬁcial also said the death toll would have been much lower if the eight-story building had an emergency exit. (AP)
THE SCENERY: BEAU TIFUL. THE LOW FA RES: GORGEOUS. $2 5 T O P H I L A D E L P H I A / $ 1 9 T O R I C H M O N D
For three days only, you can rake in amazingly low fares. Travel to Philadelphia for $25 or Richmond for $19 when you book November 27–29 and travel January 23–February 14. But you‘ll have to hurry. As always, there are no added fees. Limited seating. Book now only at Amtrak.com AMTRAK.COM
CONNECT WITH US
This offer is exclusively available at www.Amtrak.com. This offer is valid for sale between 27NOV12-29NOV12 and valid for travel between 23JAN13-14FEB13. This offer is valid for travel on the Northeast Regional train service only. This special offer is valid for travel between Washington, D.C., and Richmond, VA, or Philadelphia, PA, only. Seating is limited; seats may not be available on all trains at all times. Once ticketed, fares are non-refundable; exchanges are permitted prior to the original travel date. The discounted fares are valid for all passengers; no additional discounts apply. This offer is valid for Coach seats only; no Business class upgrades permitted. This offer is not combinable with any other discount offer. In addition to the discount restrictions, this offer is also subject to any restrictions, blackouts and refund rules that apply to the type of fare purchased. Fares, routes and schedules are subject to change without notice. Once travel has begun, no changes to the itinerary are permitted. Other restrictions may apply. Amtrak, Enjoy the journey and Northeast Regional are service marks of the National Railroad Passenger Corporation.
10 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
This holiday season, take advantage of the great deals and earn great rewards with every dollar you spend. Visit Member Mall and use your Navy Federal credit card to: > Shop at over 750 online stores > Earn additional rewards* on holiday purchases
ARMY MARINE CORPS NAVY AIR FORCE DoD
APPLY TODAY! navyfederal.org 1.888.842.6328
Federally insured by NCUA. *Rewards are subject to change and vary by merchant. Rewards will be based on
member’s purchasing credit card. Program excludes Navy Federal Business and Home EquityLine Visa® Platinum Cards and Visa Check Cards. App StoreSM is a service mark of Apple, Inc. AndroidTM is a trademark of Google, Inc. © 2012 Navy Federal NFCU 10554-V11 (11-12)
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | 11
NEW N! VERSIO
NOW WITH RUSH PLUS! DOWNLOAD OUR FREE APP FOR IPHONE AND ANDROID DEVICES NOW AT THE APP STORE OR GOOGLE PLAY STORE.
Speak Up About Bus Cuts Metro proposal would cut back night service on W6, W8 routes Washington The District’s representative on Metro’s Board of Directors will lead a public meeting Monday on a contentious proposal to cut back bus service in a Southeast Washington area where Metro says buses are routinely pelted with rocks and bricks. Muriel Bowser, the city’s Ward 4 Council member, said she is convening the meeting in Southeast to hear from riders who would be
affected and from police commanders and transit ofﬁcials. The route change, one of many the transit agency has proposed for 2013, would end nighttime service on a stretch of the W6/W8 route, which begins at the Anacostia Metro station and covers several miles through Southeast. But D.C. Mayor Vincent Gray, D, and other ofﬁcials have said service should not be cut and that D.C. police need to step up their efforts to halt the attacks. “The last thing that we want to hear is that people think it’s unsafe to be on the bus,” Bowser said Monday night during one of Metro’s public hearings on the sys-
Rule Bender The District of Columbia’s Department of Motor Vehicles says it was former Council member Harry Thomas Jr. who requested that 10 traffic and parking tickets be voided early last year. A recent report by the District’s inspector general said a former Council member tried to get out of 10 tickets but didn’t name the member. (AP)
tem’s proposed bus service changes for next year. The meeting will be at the Angels of Hope Ministries, 2441 Elvans Road SE, and start at 6:30 p.m. LUZ L A ZO (THE WASHINGTON POST )
Submitted by Mel Baughman: As part of a panorama shot, a sunset at the Huntington station from earlier this week.
Tag @ExpressDCrider in your Instagram posts of the transit system, and if we your shot, email it to us for publication at email@example.com.
TRACK WORK THIS WEEKEND From Friday, November 30 at 10 p.m. to Sunday, December 2 at closing: Buses replace trains on the Red Line between Forest Glen and Fort Totten while Metro rehabilitates platforms, renews insulators and fasteners, and installs ﬁberoptic cable to improve cell phone coverage. For last train times or information about shuttle bus service, parking, alternate routes or track work on upcoming weekends, please visit MetroForward.com or call 202-637-7000.
OR OR GR
BETWEEN East Falls Church - West Falls Church Stadium Armory - Cheverly College Park - Greenbelt
Weekend train schedules are adjusted for MetroForward rebuilding efforts. Please allow extra travel time. For details, go to wmata.com/alerts.
12 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
Sears Home Services Get a Deep-Down Clean with Sears “GREEN.” Our “GREEN” carpet cleaning solutions are safe for kids, pets and the environment.
Sears Ultra Care 2-Step Deep Cleaning
1 Loosen Dirt
2 Remove Dirt & Residue
• First we loosen the dirt by pre-treating with pressurized hot water and a GREEN cleaning solution that is safe for kids & pets. • Then, we remove the cleaning agent and dirt with a low balance PH ﬁber rinse using our powerful truck mounted system. • The end result is carpet and upholstery that are deep down clean and soft • Our courteous, trained technicians undergo background checks. • Most furniture moved and replaced FREE.
3 Rooms and a FREE Hall
P DEaE ning
Don’t Risk your Family’s Health with Poor Air Quality
4 Rooms and a FREE Hall
We remove more dirt, water and cleaning residue, for a clean that LASTS!
Be Careful of Carpet & Air Duct Cleaning Scams! For More Details, Go to YouTube.com and Search “Carpet Cleaning Scams” or “Air Duct Cleaning Scams.” ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
P DEaE ning Cle
■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
allergy? | asthma? | cold? | ﬂu?| dust? Sears utilizes state-of-the-art equipment and specialized tools to help eliminate years of accumulated allergens, dirt, debris from your homes heating cooling air ducts, vents and registers.
SEARS AIR DUCT CLEANING CAN HELP
Lower ❏✓Improves Heating and Cooling System Efﬁciency Improve Air Flow Your Gas ❏✓State-of-the-Art Power Truck mounted vacuum & Electric equipment & video inspection Bills! ❏✓Removes Allergy Aggravating Contaminants Air tion ✓Professional, Background Checked, ❏ Satisfac ! Trained Technicians ✓Peace of Mind with Satisfaction Guarantee ❏ ✓Improve the Air Quality in Your Home ❏
Call or Schedule Online Searsclean.com No Credit Card Needed.
Duct Cleaning Special
Save $195.00 • Includes up to 10 vents
Free Unlimited Mains! Normally $50.00 each!
Each additional vent only $10.00. Free System Inspection. Multiple systems will vary. Offers can not be combined.
Includes up to 10 vents, Free System Inspection. Add’l vents $10 ea. Expires 12/28/12.
Call 1-888-689-8557 Serving Virginia, Maryland, and DC
Call Every Day! 7 Days a Week – 7:00 am Thru 11:00 pm Live Operators All employees have background checks prior to working for Sears
No Sub Contractors!
An area is deﬁned as a room up to 250 square feet. Combination areas Living Room/Dining Room and other areas over 250 square feet are considered as separate areas. Baths, staircases, landings, halls, walk-in closets and area rugs are priced separately. Valid for residential areas only. Prices may vary for specialty fabrics, loose back cushions, wool and oriental carpet and special services. Specialty spotters may not qualify as Green. Additional fee applies to all jobs 3rd ﬂoor or higher. Air duct pricing valid on single furnace homes only. Extra charge may apply for homes with multiple heating/cooling systems or homes with furnaces or vents that are not easily accessible. Energy savings may vary depending on the size of your home and the condition of your heating/cooling system. Offer/service not available in all areas. Minimum order may apply. Other restrictions may apply. Call for details. Not valid with any other coupon or offer. Void where prohibited. Services supplied by Sears franchises. Sears cards are issued by Citibank (South Dakota) N. A. Offer expires 12/28/2012. A temporary fuel charge may be added.
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | 13
Shake-Up in Va. Governor’s Race tion created too many obstacles for us to overcome,” Bolling said in a statement. He said he also was concerned that deep divisions in the party could be created by a prolonged campaign between Cuccinelli and him.
“I intend to remain actively involved in the 2013 campaigns — perhaps … as a more independent voice. ” — LT. GOV. BILL BOLLING
Republican Lt. Gov. Bill Bolling said Wednesday that he will not run for governor in 2013, citing the state party’s decision to choose its nominees through a convention instead of a statewide primary. Bolling’s decision leaves conservative Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli without major opposition for the GOP nomination at the June convention. It also means a likely showdown in next fall’s gubernatorial election between him and Terry McAuliffe, the longtime associate of former President Bill Clinton and the only Democrat to announce his candidacy so far. Bolling’s gubernatorial ambitions had been nurtured for years, since his election as lieutenant governor in 2005. Four years ago, he stepped aside for fellow Republican Bob McDonnell and won re-election in exchange for McDonnell’s support for Bolling’s gubernatorial bid in 2013. But that was predicated on the nomination being decided in a primary open to all Virginia voters, not a convention, which tend to be dominated by conservative GOP delegates. “For the past several months my campaign team has worked hard to restructure our campaign to effectively compete in the convention process. While we have made a great deal of progress, I reluctantly concluded that the decision to change the method of nomination from a primary to a conven-
Bill Bolling bowed out of a GOP run for governor, in part to avoid splitting his party.
The Top Contenders Terry McAuliffe, left, a former Democratic National Committee chairman and close friend of both former President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, is the lone Democrat in the race after announcing his candidacy this month. Bill Bolling’s decision on the GOP side leaves Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli, right, facing only Tareq Salahi, a Virginia vintner and onetime reality television figure who gained fame by crashing a White House party three years ago with his then-wife, Michaele.
“The convention process would have forced Republican activists to take sides against their friends in local committees all across our state,” Bolling said. “The wounds that can develop from that type of process are often difﬁcult to heal.” Bolling knew last summer that his prospects had dimmed substantially after the state GOP’s rulemaking central committee reversed a previous decision to hold a primary in favor of a convention. They took another hit earlier this month when Republican Mitt Romney’s defeat in the presidential race eliminated any prospect that McDonnell would leave the governor’s ofﬁce early for a possible White House post, allowing Bolling to finish out McDonnell’s term and run next year as an incumbent. Bolling and McDonnell had both asked the GOP central committee to stick with its October 2011 vote to hold a primary next spring rather than a convention. BOB LEWIS (AP)
The Lotteries Wednesday, Nov. 28 Maryland Mid-day Pick 3. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4-1-1 Evening Pick 3 (Tues.). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9-9-9 Mid-day Pick 4. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2-9-6-9 Evening Pick 4 (Tues.). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7-4-7-5 Match 5 (Tues.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4-9-20-35-38 (2)
Mid-day Lucky Numbers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0-9-5 Evening Lucky Numbers (Tues.) . . . . . . . . . . . 1-4-2 Mid-day DC 4 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2-3-8-7 Evening DC 4 (Tues.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8-5-8-7 Mid-day D.C. Five . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1-4-1-8-2 Evening D.C. Five (Tues.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4-7-8-9-2
Mid-day Pick 3 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7-4-6 Evening Pick 3 (Tues.). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7-6-7 Mid-day Pick 4. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5-4-2-7 Evening Pick 4 (Tues.). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6-7-0-8 Mid-day Cash 5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3-10-14-23-27 Evening Cash 5 (Tues.) . . . . . . . . . . . . 8-12-15-21-26
Mega Millions (Tues.) . . . . . . . . . . . . 5-12-26-42-49 Mega Ball . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 All winning numbers are official only when validated at a claims location. Drawings that occur after Express’ deadline will be published two days later.
Lt. Gov. Bolling will not run, citing GOP nomination process
An ex-employee of CFO Natwar Gandhi accused him of controlling audit results. WASHINGTON
D.C. CFO Accused of Controlling Audit Results The former head of internal affairs for District of Columbia Chief Financial Officer Natwar Gandhi says Gandhi tried to control the content and release of audits and feared that making audits public would “make him look bad.” Robert Andary made his comments in a deposition as part of a wrongful-termination lawsuit filed by the CFO’s former chief contracting officer. The deposition was initially obtained by The Washington Post through a public-records request. (AP) ANNAPOLIS, MD.
Gambling Campaign Raised Record $93M Campaign finance reports show more than $93 million was raised in the campaign to expand gambling in Maryland, a record amount. The Washington Post reported Wednesday that records show a handful of Washington’s biggest media-buying firms and Maryland political consultants benefited handsomely from the fight over the ballot question to allow table games like blackjack and a casino in Prince George’s County. (AP) WASHINGTON
Dogs Found in Trash Can The Washington Humane Society says two dogs were found in a trash can in Southeast Washington, one of them dead and the other seriously injured. The dogs were found Sunday in an alley behind the 3900 block of R Street. The seriously injured dog, a female, was paralyzed and had to be euthanized. The society is offering a $2,000 reward for information leading to an arrest in the case. (AP)
14 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
ACCESS OVER 1,000 DOCTORS IN SECONDS.
With My Health Manager, our members can instantly connect with their doctor, get lab results, manage prescriptions, and schedule appointments.* But that’s only one of the features that separates our health care system from virtually every other system in the Washington, DC Metro area. With us, our members enjoy: • • • •
New state-of-the-art medical centers in Capitol Hill, Gaithersburg, and Tysons Corner. 24/7 urgent care and pharmacy. Over 1,000 doctors. The only Medicare health plan for 2013 to receive five out of five stars in DC, MD, and VA.
And now, we’ve been ranked “Highest Member Satisfaction among Commercial Health Plans in Virginia-MarylandD.C. Region, Four Years in a Row” by J.D. Power and Associates. Choose Kaiser Permanente. Learn more at kp.org/midatlantic
Kaiser Foundation Health Plan of the Mid-Atlantic States, Inc., 2101 East Jefferson Street, Rockville, MD 20852 120201_08accessPrint_MnM_ad_10/12/12–9/30/13
Rated an excellent 5 out of 5 stars overall — the Highest-Rated Medicare Health Plan in Maryland, Virginia, and D.C. for 2013. Based on major categories that include: Preventive Care, Chronic Care, Prescription Drug Services, Customer Service, and Member Satisfaction. Plan performance Star Ratings are assessed each year and may change from one year to the next. Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services Health Plan Management System, Plan Ratings 2013. Kaiser Permanente contract #H2150. Kaiser Permanente is a health plan with a Medicare contract. You must reside in the Kaiser Permanente Medicare Plus (Cost) service area in which you enroll. Kaiser Foundation Health Plan of the Mid-Atlantic States, Inc. received the highest numerical score among commercial health plans in the Virginia-Maryland-D.C. region in the proprietary J.D. Power and Associates 2009–2012 U.S. Member Health Insurance Plan StudiesSM. 2012 study based on 32,868 total member responses, measuring 6 plans in the Virginia-Maryland-D.C. region (excludes Medicare and Medicaid). Proprietary study results are based on experiences and perceptions of members surveyed December 2011–January 2012. Your experiences may vary. Visit jdpower.com *When receiving care at a Kaiser Permanente facility.
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | 15
Abbas’ Last-Ditch Effort The Palestinian leader is poised to secure a symbolic victory at the U.N.
“It is a last-ditch eﬀort because we believe the twostate solution is in jeopardy.”
Ramallah, West Bank — H A N A N A SHR AW I, A SENIOR PALESTINIAN OFFICIAL, ON MAHMOUD ABBAS’ BID FOR U.N. RECOGNITION OF THE PALESTINIANS
“Ultimately what we will see at the United Nations is diplomatic theater. It will in no way aﬀect the realities on the ground.” — MARK REGE V, MOHAMMED BALLAS/AP
The expected U.N. vote Thursday to recognize a state of Palestine will be far more than symbolic — it could give the Palestinians leverage in future border talks with Israel and open the way for possible war crimes charges against Israel. The Palestinians want the 193-member General Assembly to accept “Palestine,” on the lands Israel occupied in 1967, as a nonmember observer state. They anticipate broad support. For Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, the U.N. bid is a lastditch attempt to stay relevant as a leader after years of failed peace talks with Israel, at a time when his Islamic militant Hamas rivals are gaining ground. The U.S. and Israel have tried to block the quest for U.N. recognition of Palestine, saying it’s an attempt to bypass Israeli-Palestinian negotiations that broke down four years ago. The U.S. deputy secretary of state, William Burns, met with Abbas on Wednesday in New York, asking him to drop the idea and promising that President Barack Obama would act as a mediator in 2013, said Abbas aide Saeb Erekat. Abbas told Burns it was too late. Israel, meanwhile, appeared to back away from threats of drastic measures if the Palestinians get U.N. approval. Israel argues that Abbas is trying to dictate the outcome of border talks by going to the U.N., though the recognition request presented to the world body calls for a quick resumption of negotiations. Israel has said it is willing to resume talks without precondi-
Palestinian security officers rappel past a banner of President Mahmoud Abbas in the West Bank town of Jenin. Abbas is trying to bolster his position among Palestinians by spearheading a historic bid for recognition by the U.N. General Assembly.
NEED TO KNOW
What Is the ‘1967 Borders’ Issue?
Who Supports the Palestinian Effort?
The Palestinians say they need U.N. recognition of a Palestinian state in the West Bank, Gaza and east Jerusalem, the lands Israel captured in 1967, to be able to resume negotiations with Israel. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s predecessors accepted the 1967 lines as a basis for border talks that would include land swaps, but those talks never produced a deal. Netanyahu rejects the 1967 lines as a starting point while pressing ahead with settlement construction, leaving Mahmoud Abbas little incentive to resume negotiations.
The Palestinians expect that at least two-thirds of the 193 member states in the General Assembly will back them Thursday, including France, Spain, Austria, Norway, Iceland, Denmark and Switzerland. China has also affirmed its support for the Palestinians, and Russia is expected to as well.
Who Does Not? The U.S. and Canada, staunch allies of Israel, plan to vote against the Palestinian bid. Germany, Britain, the Netherlands and Australia are all likely to abstain.
What Does the Bid Mean for Abbas? The vote comes at an important time for Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas. His Hamas rivals, who control Gaza, have gained popularity after holding their own during an Israeli offensive that aimed at stopping Gaza rocket fire earlier this month. Abbas was sidelined during the offensive, underscoring concerns that the deadlock in talks is weakening Palestinian pragmatists. Hamas has called talks with Israel a waste of time, but its leaders have voiced support for the U.N. bid recently. (AP)
AN ISRAELI GOVERNMENT SPOKESMAN QUOTED BY THE NEW YORK TIMES
tions, a position that government spokesman Mark Regev afﬁrmed Wednesday. But Regev said that by going to the U.N., the Palestinians violate “both the spirit and the word of signed agreements to solve issues through negotiations.” Palestinian ofﬁcials countered that their historic U.N. bid is meant to salvage a peace deal they say is being sabotaged by Israeli settlements. About half a million Israelis have settled on war-won land, and a construction stop is unlikely. U.N. recognition would also allow the Palestinians to seek membership in U.N. agencies and international bodies. Perhaps most signiﬁcantly, it could open the door to a new push to join the International Criminal Court and seek an investigation into alleged war crimes by Israel. But if the Palestinians were to use their upgraded international status “as a tool to confront Israel in the international arena, there will be a response,” said an Israeli ofﬁcial. DALIA NAMMARI AND KARIN LAUB (AP)
16 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
Sports Pro Bowl Cruising
TOM PENNINGTON/GETTY IMAGES
Giants WR Victor Cruz is still the leading Pro Bowl vote-getter at wide receiver in the NFC, ahead of Chicago’s Brandon Marshall, Detroit’s Calvin Johnson, Minnesota’s Percy Harvin and Atlanta’s Roddy White. “I’m humbled,” Cruz said. “It’s crazy just to even fathom the thought that just three years ago I was a guy nobody knew, and now I’m leading the votes in the Pro Bowl.” (AP)
The Redskins’ Pierre Garcon, who shined against the Dallas Cowboys on Thanksgiving Day at Cowboys Stadium, says he is happy he didn’t cut his season short.
Wideout says injury should not hinder him for rest of year Redskins
Coming off his five-catch, 93-yard performance last Thursday in Dallas, wide receiver Pierre Garcon said Wednesday he is increasingly confident he’ll be able to play the remainder of the Redskins’ games this season without needing season-ending surgery for a torn ligament near the second toe in his right foot. “I think I’m going to make it through the whole season,” Gar-
con said in the locker room at Redskins Park. “Hopefully nothing crazy happens. But I’ve been dealing with the pain for so long now, it’s only getting numb to it or getting used to it. It’s slowly going away. The surgery is not something I want to do. But if a few doctors say I need it, then I’ll probably do it. But if I don’t need it, I’m not getting it.” Garcon suffered the injury during the Redskins’ season-opening triumph at New Orleans (and played in only two of the team’s next eight games). At the time, he said he hoped to continue playing but that he and team ofﬁcials might decide at some point that
Garcon Ready to Rock “If I’d have gave up, that would hurt a lot more than the pain that I’m feeling right now. ... These guys are my friends and we’re all depending on each other.” — REDSKINS RECEIVER PIERRE GA RCON, ABOVE, ON HIS NAGGING FOOT INJURY
Pinpoint Passer: Robert Griffin III is having the most accurate passing season by a Washington Redskins quarterback since Sammy Baugh. Through his first 11 NFL games, Griffin has completed 67.5 percent of his passes, trailing only Alex Smith, Matt Ryan and Peyton Manning among regular starters. The only Redskins QB with a better percentage for an entire season is Baugh, who completed 70.3 percent in 1945. (AP)
surgery was necessary. He returned to the lineup for the Redskins’ 31-6 win over the Philadelphia Eagles on Nov. 18 at FedEx Field and had three catches. But he totaled only ﬁve receiving yards in that game. The Redskins weren’t certain that, with the quick turnaround, Garcon could play four days later on Thanksgiving, in a game on artiﬁcial turf. But he played extremely well, with a performance that included a dynamic 59-yard touchdown catch. “I just got the ball in my hand and then I just ran as hard as I could,” Garcon said Wednesday. “I think I gain an extra gear every time I get the ball. I didn’t really feel anything different. I was just out there playing football with a lot of adrenaline.” Garcon said he still feels pain in his foot every day. “Some days are better than others. Some days I do a lot more activity than others,” he said. “But it is getting better.” Garcon said he’s happy he didn’t cut short his season. “If I’d have gave up, that would hurt a lot more than the pain that I’m feeling right now,” he said. “These guys are my friends and we’re all depending on each other. “We need everybody in here to be Super Bowl champs, to make it to the playoffs and stuff like that. I enjoy ﬁghting for everything that I get. It makes me appreciate it a little bit more. I can look back and say I gave it my all and I have nothing to hang my head about.” MARK MASKE (THE WASHINGTON POST )
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | 17
Sports 14-year MLS veteran steps off playing ﬁeld but stays with team D.C. United Change continues to be afoot for D.C. United. After the club had president and CEO Kevin Payne depart for Toronto FC after 17 years and parted ways with Montenegrin midﬁelder Branko Boskovic following the most successful season in ﬁve years, D.C. announced that forward Josh Wolff has retired and will join the coaching staff on a permanent basis.
Wolff, 35, played for 14 years and ﬁnishes his MLS career with 80 goals and 49 assists. Wolff played brief ly for German side 1860 Munich in 2006 and 2007 before returning to MLS, where he played for the Chicago Fire and Kansas City Wizards before joining D.C. through the league’s reentry draft in 2010. “It’s been a fun ride and I have had a lot of great experiences over the years in the league, abroad, and with the national team,” Wolff said in a team release. “I’d like to thank everyone for the memories, advice, and direction over the years.” A former U.S. national team striker who played in the 2000
MITCHELL LAYTON/GETTY IMAGES
Wolff Joins D.C. United Coaches
Josh Wolff joined D.C. United through the league’s re-entry draft in 2010.
Olympics and 2002 World Cup and was on the roster for the 2006 World Cup, Wolff was already a part-time player this past season, splitting time as a player and an assistant to head coach Ben Olsen while being groomed for his post-playing career. “I was lucky enough to play alongside Josh since we were teenagers and we were able to share some incredible experiences, playing in the Olympics and a World Cup as teammates,” Olsen said. “He had a wonderful career both for the national team and in MLS, and I consider him one of my oldest friends. I am extremely excited that he’s joining our staff full-time.” AVI CREDITOR (FOR E XPRESS)
TV Lineup COLLEGE FOOTBALL (7:30 P.M., ESPN) Two schools departing the Big East face off on the gridiron when Rutgers hosts Louisville. COLLEGE HOOPS (7 P.M., 9 P.M., ESPN2) No. 8 Kentucky hits the road to play Notre Dame in the early game, and, later, No. 7 Florida hosts Marquette in Gainesville. NBA (8 P.M., 10:30 P.M.) The Spurs head South to take on the defending champion Heat, and in the late game, the Nuggets go to Oakland to tip off against the Warriors. NFL (8 P.M.) In a rare much-anticipated Thursday night game, the Falcons look to keep their league best record intact at home against their division rivals, the Saints.
AN FSA ISN’T FOR EVERYONE. JUST FOLKS WHO LIKE SAVING MONEY. SAVE MONEY ON HEALTH CARE AND DEPENDENT CARE EXPENSES Get the Fed-friendly tax break on your health care and dependent care expenses. Enroll in FSAFEDS during Open Season.
PUT MORE MONEY IN YOUR POCKET! 1-877-FSAFEDS (372-3337) TTY: 1-800-952-0450
ENROLL IN FSAFEDS FROM NOVEMBER 12–DECEMBER 10, 2012 Most Executive Branch employees and employees from a few other agencies are eligible to participate in the FSAFEDS Program. However, some agencies, such as FDIC, Department of Treasury-OCC, OTS, U.S. Postal Service, etc., have their own FSA program. Employees from those agencies and other non-participating agencies cannot participate in the FSAFEDS Program.
18 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
More NFL Players Test Positive for ADHD Drug
LSU Contract Extended
More NFL players have tested positive this season for amphetamines, which include the ADHD drug Adderall. The league doesn’t identify the substance when a player is suspended for a failed test. But senior VP Adolpho Birch acknowledged Wednesday an increase in the number of positives for that type of drug. (AP)
LSU athletic director Joe Alleva says football coach Les Miles is getting a raise and an extension through 2019. Alleva confirmed the length of the deal after he and Miles’ agent reached an agreement Wednesday. Miles’ previous contract paid about $3.75 million annually through 2017. Miles is 85-20 at LSU since arriving in 2005. (AP)
Keegan Bradley uses a belly putter at East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta in 2011.
Belly Putters May Go
ACC to Add Louisville
Golf’s governing bodies, worried that players will turn to long putters as an advantage instead of a last resort, proposed a new rule Wednesday that would ban the putting stroke used by three of the past five major champions. The Royal & Ancient Golf Club and the U.S. Golf Association said the rule would not outlaw belly putters or broom-handle putters, only the way they are currently used. The proposed rule would make it illegal for golfers to anchor the club while making a stroke and not take effect until 2016. (AP)
The Atlantic Coast Conference announced Wednesday that its presidents and chancellors unanimously voted to add Louisville as the replacement for Maryland. ACC Commissioner John Swofford said Louisville was the best fit for the league following Maryland’s announcement last week that it would join the Big Ten in 2014. “When you look at Louisville, you see a university and an athletic program that has all the arrows pointed up — a tremendous uptick there, tremendous energy,” Swofford said on a teleconference. (AP)
GW COLLEGE OF PROFESSIONAL STUDIES ARLINGTON
for everyone stockpiling twinkies in their bellies. $0 to join!
MASTER’S DEGREE AND GRADUATE CERTIFICATES
SUSTAINABLE URBAN PLANNING Gain the expertise and skills needed to operate at the forefront of the profession • Understand the practice of urban and regional planning • Attain cutting-edge analytical skills centered on sustainability, climate change policy, and landscape design Empower yourself with a master’s degree in Sustainable Urban Planning • Select from two areas of concentration: Climate Change Management and Policy or Sustainable Landscapes Classes are conveniently located in Arlington, Virginia, three blocks from the Ballston Metro.
washington sports clubs MySportsClubs.com
www.nearyou.gwu.edu/ sustainable For a list of all GW graduate programs, visit www.gwu.edu/gradapply.
*Requires a 1-year membership. Other restrictions apply.
Your monthly dues will never increase.
THE GEORGE WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY/ 38175 AFFIRMATIVE ACTION INSTITUTION CERTIFIED TO OPERATE IN VA BY SCHEV.
Information Session Wednesday, December 5 6:30 pm ET Online RSVP Today! 202.973.1130 www.nearyou.gwu.edu/ sustainable
H IGH L IGH T I NG T H E BEST I N WA SH I NGTON-A R E A A RTS A N D E N T E RTA I N M E N T | NOV E M BE R 29-DECE M BE R 2 , 201 2
A Seat at the Table A new Smithsonian exhibit invites visitors to chew over the innovations that have changed the way we eat today E5
NATIONAL MUSEUM OF AMERICAN HISTORY
“Simply gorgeous!” ~The Washington Post
Tickets start at $34* *Includes $2 preservation fee. Pictured: Kara Cooper by Steve Vaccariello
NOVEMBER 29–DECEMBER 23 at the historic Warner Theatre
washingtonballet.org or 202.397.SEAT
E2 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
But Where Are Dasher and Dancer? Watch the Fat Man Cometh — only this time he cometh by airplane rather than reindeer-driven sleigh. Santa will land at the College Park Aviation Museum this weekend so that slightly confused kids can take pictures with him. The museum will also have holiday-themed arts and crafts to offset questions about all those missing reindeer. College Park Aviation Museum, 1985 Cpl. Frank Scott Drive, College Park, Md.; Sat., noon, $2-$4; 301-864-6029, Collegeparkaviationmuseum .com. (College Park)
Dave Attell used to talk to drunks professionally for his Comedy Central show “Insomniac.” He still talks to drunks on a regular basis — it’s just that these drunks are audiences at comedy clubs, not people wandering down the street at night. Nowadays, he also hosts “Dave’s Old Porn,” where he sits down with comedians and porn stars to watch retro pornography. You know, like you do. DC Improv, 1140 Connecticut Ave. NW; Thu.Sun., $35; 202-296-7008, Dcimprov.com. (Farragut North)
Long May He Run Somewhere around 1989’s “Rockin’ in the Free World,” people started confusing Neil Young with John Mellencamp. In recent years, however, Young has been working on various progressive projects — such as LincVolt, a 1959 hybrid Lincoln, and Pono, a digital-music format meant to replace MP3s. Now, Young takes a reunited Crazy Horse out on the road. Patriot Center, 4500 Patriot Circle, Fairfax; Fri., 7:30 p.m., $57.50-$233; 703-993-3000, Patriotcenter.com.
CORCORAN PEOPLE ENOC PEREZ PAINTER FROM
San Juan, Puerto Rico LIVES
WHY HE PAINTS BUILDINGS
“Skyscrapers are the embodiment of American aspiration. Painting is also about ideas and possibility. My goal is to join the two.”
MEET ENOC PEREZ
MFA, Hunter College
at people.corcoran.org anad discover his paintings at the Corcoran. Enoc Perez: Utopia is on view November 10, 2012-February 10, 2013.
Interview, Vanity Fair, The New York Times Magazine, ARTnews
500 Seventeenth Street NW Washington, DC 20006 people.corcoran.org
CorcoranDC @CorcoranDC CorcoranGalleryOfArt
Photo by Jesse David Harris
HAVE A MOBILE DEVICE? SCAN THIS CODE WITH A QR APP TO FIND OUT MORE!
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | E3
God Bless Us, Every One
Of all the variations of “A Christmas Carol” you’ll see this December, this weekend’s “Drag X-Mas Salute to the Divas” will certainly be the most sequined. It’s a jukebox musical featuring songs by the great divas of pop and soul — Tina Turner, Cher, Patti LaBelle, Beyoncé, Diana Ross, Erykah Badu and Whitney Houston — with performances by local drag favorites including Shi-Queeta-Lee, who plays Scrooge. (Yes, they are still adhering to a plot here.) Howard Theatre, 620 T St. NW; Sun., 8 p.m., $20$25; 202-803-2899, Thehowardtheatre.com. (Shaw)
Queens rapper Action Bronson brings rhymes seasoned with secret herbs to the Howard Theatre on Saturday. E8
American Music Never heard of Billy Joe Shaver? How about Kris Kristofferson? Elvis Presley? Maybe Waylon Jennings? All of these greats recorded songs written by Shaver, right; in fact, most of Jennings’ 1973 album “Honky Tonk Heroes” is Shaver’s writing. He went on to do his own tracks with luminaries including Willie Nelson and Charlie Daniels. You may also know Shaver from the theme song to Adult Swim’s “Squidbillies,” which is pretty honkytonk if you ask us. The Hamilton, 600 14th St. NW; Thu., 7:30 p.m., $27; 202-787-1000, Thehamiltondc.com. (Metro Center)
Love endures despite tragic disease, a horrific tsunami and hairy toes. We preview winter’s most-anticipated films. E9
Compiled by Express’ Fiona Zublin
$20 PRIME ORCHESTRA SEATING* “POWERFULLY ELOQUENT… HE PLAYS THE PIANO LIKE NO ONE ELSE.” —The Washington Post
Bissathisbest withMozart! Juraj Valcˇuha, conductor Jonathan Biss, piano
The program features Mozart’s Piano Concerto No. 13, Debussy’s La Mer, and more.
*Offer valid for select Orchestra seating on November 29-December 1 NSO performances only. Mention code "148667" when ordering by phone or in person. Offer subject to availability. Not valid in combination with any other offer. Not valid on previously purchased tickets. Offer may be withdrawn at any time. Service fees may apply.
NOV. 29–DEC. 1 | CONCERT HALL Presenting Underwriters of the NSO
Presenting Sponsor of the NSO Classical Season
BEG TONIGINS HT!
The Blue Series is sponsored by
David and Alice Rubenstein
Tickets on sale now! (202) 467-4600 kennedy-center.org
Think you know Lincoln after seeing the film? Explore the D.C. cottage he called a second home during his presidency. E6
K E N N E DY C E N T E R D E BU T
LAR LUBOVITCH DANCE COMPANY The Legend of Ten Little Rhapsodies Crisis Variations Transparent Things with Bryant Park Quartet
“One of the ten best choreographers in the world” —The New York Times
BEG TONIGINS HT!
NOVEMBER 29 & 30 AT 8 P.M.
Tickets also available at the Box Ofﬁce | Groups (202) 416-8400 | TTY (202) 416-8524
E4 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | E5
entertainment | Weekend Pass
Pull Up a Kitchen Chair Food is at the center of a new Smithsonian exhibit, and it’s sure to get you talking Exhibits
Microwaves Two microwave ovens are on view in the “Cook Today Tomorrow’s Way” section of the show. The larger, a 1955 Tappan, above — the first microwave oven made for home use — is a shiny silver box, an oversized version of what we use today. (It has one extra-antiquated detail: a small drawer to hold recipe cards.) “The microwave wasn’t just intended for making popcorn and heating coffee,” curator Paula Johnson says. “They were imagining you would make all of your meals in the microwave.” The other example of the thennew technology? Good luck figuring that out. “People really do not know what it is,” curator Cory Bernat says. It’s a 1976 Japanese-produced model (which was sold at J.C. Penney), and it’s triangular, with a door that slants downward and opens from the top. “People ask, ‘Is it some sort of weird typewriter?’ ” Johnson says.
Before Julia Child’s kitchen was moved from public view at the Smithsonian’s Museum of American History earlier this year, curators noticed something unusual occurring in front of it. “People would hang out there,” curator Paula Johnson says. “They would just strike up conversations w it h s t r a n ge r s a b out t he i r KitchenAid.” “More than in any other exhibition,” curator Rayna Green adds. “They’d stay longer and hang out with each other more.” Child’s kitchen reopens as part of the museum’s new “Food: Transforming the American Table 19502000” exhibition (which will run for at least two years). The curators hope to provide a wider context and larger setting in which to spark just those kinds of discussions. The kitchen, which the legend-
ary chef used at her home in Cambridge, Mass., from 1961 to 2000, is a great entry point for thinking about food and change in America in the second half of the 20th century. “We are looking at the various forces of change that affected how and what we eat,” Johnson says. “Julia Child herself was one big force of change.” The 3,800-square-foot exhibition space is filled with objects and images that represent the evolving role of food in our culture. Objects on display include home winemaking equipment used by an Italian immigrant family in the early to mid-1900s, a 1950 Krispy Kreme “ring king” doughnut-making machine, a circa-1963 Veg-o-Matic appliance (“It Slices! It Dices!”) and a copper bouillabaisse cauldron used by “Good Food movement” icon Alice Waters in the 1980s. Some of the items — immigrantintroduced bento boxes, basmati
rice, couscous, cilantro — are practically ubiquitous in American mainstream culture now. Others — yog u r t ma kers a nd “sou l food” cookbooks used among “counterculture” consumers in the 1970s — are coming back into vogue today. Though the most interesting pieces are arranged along the walls, curators hope visitors will gather in the center of the exhibition as well. That’s where they’ve set up a long, wooden “open table” surrounded by chairs. It’s an inviting space for visitors to kick back and chat about the show, cooking or family mealtime memories. There won’t be anything to eat, but there will be plenty of food for thought. K ATIE ABERBACH (E XPRESS)
National Museum of American History, 1400 Constitution Ave. NW; 202-633-1000, American history.si.edu. (Smithsonian)
Snacks The average couch potato probably never would guess that his favorite foods were the result of careful scientific study. A display on “Snack Engineering” makes that case, providing history on the development of Fritos, Pringles, Cheez Whiz and Gatorade — all of which were created between the 1950s and 1970s to serve a culture that was increasingly eating between meals and on the go. “I think about these as feats of technology, really,” curator Cory Bernat says. Cheez Whiz provided the solution to the question: How do you get cheese to melt evenly? Pringles were created in response to a desire to produce uniformly shaped potato chips that could fit into narrow packaging and be shipped nationwide. A patent drawing showing the chips’ distinctive curved shape and tubular packaging is on view alongside a late-1960s Pringles can, at left.
E6 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
Weekend Pass | entertainment Did You Know?
President Lincoln’s Cottage
ii According to reports of the time, Mary Lincoln held at least one séance at the cottage. (Two of the Lincolns’ sons had died by this time.)
YOU DON’T NEED OLD FURNITURE TO LEARN HISTORY
Abraham Lincoln had two homes while in office: the White House and this 34-room “cottage” — the word refers to the style, not size — on the grounds of the Soldiers’ Home, a haven for retired or disabled veterans. (It’s still in use, now called the Armed Forces Retirement Home.) Here the Lincoln family lived during the summer and early fall of 1862, ’63 and ’64, away from the heat and humidity of downtown. The president commuted three miles each way to work, in spite of attempts to kidnap or kill him. The house is largely empty of furniture and decoration, a choice that brings visitors closer to Lincoln. Stripped of history’s material
ii StudioEIS, the company that created the statue of Lincoln and his horse, has produced several Founding Fathers and Lincolns. To make its Lincolns as accurate as possible, the team measured items of Abe’s clothing held by the Smithsonian.
trappings, his life and ideas roam free. Guides tell stories of Lincoln greeting visitors in his bedroom slippers, laboring over the Emancipation Proclamation, reading Shakespeare and fretting about the 1864 election. Lincoln and his family summered at the cottage to escape downtown’s grossness.
140 Rock Creek Church Road NW; advance tickets required; 202-8290436, Lincolncottage.org.
Learn More! Explore D.C., a free iPhone app from The Washington Post, is a guide to the city’s attractions, big and small. Download it today from the App Store.
ii In the 1970s and early ’80s, the Lincoln family’s library and drawing room served as a tavern for Soldiers’ Home residents. It was called the “Lincoln Lounge.”
A DISTINCTIVE SEASONAL SHOPPING EXPERIENCE IN THE H E A RT O F
NOV 30-DEC 23, 2012 NOON TO 8:00 PM
F STREET BETWEEN 7TH & 9TH NW UNIQUE GIFTS FOR 24 FESTIVE DAYS:
n ANTIQUES & COLLECTIBLES VERIZON CENTER
SMITHSONIAN AMERICAN ART MUSEUM & NATIONAL PORTRAIT GALLERY
n IMPORTED CRAFTS
F ST. INT'L SPY MUSEUM
n CLOTHING & ACCESSORIES n FAIR TRADE ITEMS
DOWNTOWN HOLIDAY MARKET
n JEWELRY & GLASS n ART, PHOTOGRAPHY & PAINTING n POTTERY & HOME GOODS n SPECIALTY FOODS
S OPEN ROW! OR TOM www.downtownholidaymarket.com
The time is now to help us get to zero: zero new infections, zero discrimination, zero deaths. Join us for a free concert to honor those we’ve lost and champion those who are living with HIV/AIDS, especially children in rural South Africa. Featuring Christian singer/songwriter Scott Zacaroli, jazz musician Craig Fraedrich and actor Dennis Hearn.
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | E7
E8 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
Weekend Pass | entertainment
Translation: You’re Both Nuts
There are some fairly broad conclusions drawn about Americans, particularly our consumerism.
North Korea doesn’t get us and we don’t get them. A new play aims to close the gap.
The Story Sisters Junhee (Ruibo Qian) and Minjee (Jo Mei, left) attempt to flee North Korea for the U.S., but only Junhee makes it. She’s forced to deal with a completely unfamiliar world, full of strange words, strange people and unimaginable plenty. Minjee, back in North Korea, imagines what the wider world might be like and the danger her sister must be in.
When a North Korean woman in “You for Me for You” frets about “ruthless Americans,” the audience at a recent Woolly Mammoth performance tittered. Her seemingly comical fear makes a serious point. The play, about two peasant sisters trying to escape North Korea, demonstrates how we form misconceptions about the rest of the world, and how the world, once experienced, explodes those ideas. We spoke with playwright Mia Chung, whose parents emigrated from South Korea, about her approach.
“I was interested primarily in looking at the mental shackles of people living in a closed society.”
How did you begin?
The question I led with was “Why hasn’t it fallen apart yet?” In the
late ’90s, when the famines happened, my father said, “Finally, it’s going to fall apart.” But it persisted! How did you research the scenes set in North Korea?
There’s not a lot of nuanced information that’s come out of there. I was interested primarily in look-
ing at the mental shackles of people living in a closed society.
If Mario Batali and Redman somehow had a love child, it would be Action Bronson. The 300-pound chef-turned-rapper from Queens is hilarious, vulgar and yet very polite. His foodie background (he attended culinary school and worked at the NYC restaurant his father owns) frequently peppers his flows. But these days, life is filled with different ingredients. About a year ago, Bronson — whose name, drawn from the ’80s blaxploitation vehicle “Action Jackson” and ’80s vigilante-film star Charles Bronson, hints at the vin-
A former cook, Queens rapper Action Bronson has two studio albums due next year.
tage pop-culture sensibilities he weaves through his effervescent rhymes — met L.A. producer and rapper the Alchemist over Twitter.
A plan began to take shape — California-style. “I was pretty much stoned a lot. It put me in a different mind
Is that why all the American characters speak in an unintelligible mishmash at ﬁrst?
I wanted to bring the audience into the act of decoding, to make them more fully inhabit a North Korean’s point of view. Often North Koreans are portrayed as simpletons. They seem so “other.” But there are people living with Stockholm syndrome and cognitive dissonance everywhere in the world.
FIONA ZUBLIN (E XPRESS)
I feel like the Korean government has kidnapped these people. There’s a cognitive dissonance that they have about their lives and their government.
Woolly Mammoth Theatre, 641 D St. NW; through Sunday, $20-$67.50; 202-393-3939, Woollymammoth.net. (Gallery Place)
Serving Home-Cooked Rhymes Action Bronson goes big, out of the kitchen and into the studio
The tone of the production is a lot more broad and satirical than I’d intended — my focus was on how we decode worlds and how that plays into uncoding your world.
frame,” Bronson says. “Cali’s a different place than being in Queens writing raps.” The change of scenery (and greenery) inspired verses such as this one from “The Symbol,” off Bronson’s recent mixtape “Rare Chandeliers”: “Whether young or older/ [I’ve] been a musket holder./ Just sprinkle cheese on top of me/ and let it get crusted over.” The project shows he’s developed since his previous offerings, including “Blue Chips,” released earlier this year. And with two new studio albums due out next year, Bronson isn’t headed back behind the stove any time soon. Even at home. “I wake up every day and I don’t have to go to work in the kitchen,” he says. “At the restaurant, all the ingredients are there for you. There’s a big process of being here in your
“It put me in a diﬀerent mind frame. Cali’s a diﬀerent place than being in Queens writing raps.” own house, stoned off your face all day long, then having to go to the supermarket. It just doesn’t work.” Not to worry. Bronson has been known to toss steak-dinner gift certificates from the stage while he raps. And that live-large attitude is setting him up for a big launch. “I’m going to continue to do what I do,” he says. “If someone wants to press a button and make me a superstar, they could do that right now. All it needs is a co-sign.” CLINTON YATES (E XPRESS)
The Howard Theatre, 620 T St. NW; Sat., 8 p.m., $15-$18; 202-803-2899, Thehowardtheatre.com. (Shaw)
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | E9
film | Weekend Pass Winter
Here’s to the Journey
Let’s get a few things out of the way: Soylent Green is people, Rosebud is a sled, and Macbeth gets killed
by Macduff because Macduff’s mom had a C-section and he’s therefore not of woman born. Spoilers aren’t spoilers if the information is already out there. This winter will bring a bunch of films with knowable endings, but the point of these movies is the journey, not the destination. K RISTEN PAGE-K IRBY (E X PRES S) The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
West of Memphis RELEASE DATE: JAN. 25
RELEASE DATE: DEC. 14
It would seem that Peter Jackson is busy enough, but the “Hobbit” director found time to produce this documentary about the “West Memphis Three,” a trio of teens falsely convicted of Satanic-style murders. They served 18 years for the crime but were released in 2011. Way to spoil the ending, actual events.
We’re not sure how EXACTLY this will end, since this is the first of three films director Peter Jackson based on one book. But “Unexpected”? We all know what’s coming: Walking. And dwarfs.
The Impossible RELEASE DATE: DEC. 21
Ewan McGregor and Naomi Watts star in this film about a real-life family that makes it through the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami. So, they all live! After enduring a lot of tsunami-related horribleness, though.
Safe Haven RELEASE DATE: FEB. 14 (DUH)
It’s based on a Nicholas Sparks novel, which means there will be a young, beautiful couple in love. Other characters to expect: a wise curmudgeon and some sort of fatal disease. We encourage laying bets on what said disease will be (please be more specific than “cancer,” as it’s nearly ALWAYS cancer).
Zero Dark Thirty RELEASE DATE: JAN. 11
Oscar-winning director Kathryn Bigelow follows up “The Hurt Locker” with a film about the hunt for Osama bin Laden. President Obama spoiled the ending of this one last year. CLOCKWISE FROM TOP: WARNER BROS.; SONY PICTURES CLASSICS; RELATIVITY MEDIA; COLUMBIA PICTURES; SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT
indies & arties
WRITTEN BY EXPRESS’ KRISTEN PAGE-KIRBY
Resistance Is, Well, You Know …
The episode “Q Who?” features the debut of the ultimate Star Trek villains: the cybernetic Borg.
Before Team Edward vs. Team Jacob came Team Kirk vs. Team Picard. If you’re wondering, Express endorses Picard. Now, the balding-yet-handsome captain of the Enterprise (OK, the balding-yethandsome captain of the Enterprise with the English accent) is coming to the big screen. Select theaters in the area are presenting two episodes of “Star Trek: The Next Generation”: “Q Who?” and “The Measure of a Man.” The latter will contain 13 minutes of never-before-seen additional content. The event, timed to coincide with the release of the show’s second season, out on Blu-ray, also includes a look at the episodes’ digital restoration and interviews with cast members and FX artists. This only happens once, so dust off that red shirt and … NOOOO! LOOK OUT, RED-SHIRTED MOVIEGOER! Various theaters, Thu., 7 p.m.; Fathomevents.com.
E10 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
### FREE PERFORMANCES 365 DAYS A YEAR ###
EVERY DAY AT 6 P.M. NO TICKETS REQUIRED
NOVEMBER 29–DECEMBER 12 # # # # # # # # # # # # # 5 WED # Socalled
The Chilean guitarists perform a classical program.
The Montreal artist has recorded and toured all over the world, offering his experimental take on live music, ﬁlm, photography, magic, puppetry, and much more.
and Luis Orlandini
Presented in cooperation with the Embassy of Chile.
30 FRI # Ugly Purple Sweater
6 THU # Ray Abshire
D.C.’s acoustically tinged indie rock band offers an electrifying show with its unconventional take on rock, folk, and more.
The accordionist and vocalist is one of the resurgent leaders of Cajun music.
1 SAT # Tone Rangers The award-winning D.C. a cappella group sings through 900 years of Western music—from Gregorian chant to classic rock to TV theme songs to holiday tunes— in a fresh approach to contemporary a cappella music and comedy.
IN THE THEATER LAB
SUN # ClancyWorks Dance Company
Founded by Artistic Director Adrienne Clancy, the company presents a performance that advocates mutual understanding and positive social action. Please enter/exit thru Hall of Nations.
IN THE THEATER LAB
3 MON # Niv Ashkenazi A 2007 VSA International Young Soloist Award recipient, the classical violinist plays in honor of the 2012 International Day of Persons with Disabilities. Presented in cooperation with VSA
4 TUE # Nemanja Bogunovic
7 FRI # NSO Youth Fellows Participants in the program for talented high school instrumentalists present a recital of classical chamber music.
11 TUE # Bowen
Presented in cooperation with the Embassy of Serbia.
DAILY FOOD AND DRINK SPECIALS. 5–6 P.M. NIGHTLY # GRAND FOYER BARS The Millennium Stage was created and underwritten by James A. Johnson and Maxine Isaacs to make the performing arts accessible to everyone in fulﬁllment of the Kennedy Center’s mission to its community and the nation. The Millennium Stage is brought to the public by Target Stores, with additional funding provided by Capital One Bank, DC Commission on the Arts and Humanities, Hilton Worldwide, The Isadore and Bertha Gudelsky Family Foundation, Inc., The J. Willard and Alice S. Marriott Foundation, Jaylee M. Mead†, The Meredith Foundation, The Morris and Gwendolyn Cafritz Foundation, Suzy and Bob Pence, Dr. Deborah Rose and Dr. Jan A.J. Stolwijk, Thomas W. Haas Foundation, U.S. Department of Education, and the Millennium Stage Endowment Fund.
D.C. blues harmonica player Wiggins performs with Harris, a vocalist and virtuoso of Delta- and Piedmont-style guitar.
SUNDAY, DEC 2
10AM & 12:30PM
LIVE GOSPEL BRUNCH W/ HOWARD GOSPEL CHOIR
This performance highlights selections from WNO’s upcoming sold-out new production of Engelbert Humperdinck’s Hansel and Gretel.
MONDAY, DEC 3
3 MON # NIV ASHKENAZI
“A VERY CHAISE LOUNGE CHRISTMAS” LP RELEASE PARTY SUNDAY, DEC 9
10AM & 12:30PM
LIVE GOSPEL BRUNCH W/ HONORABLE VOICES OF PRAISE
4 TUE # NEMANJA BOGUNOVIC
WHEELER BROTHERS W/ BRONZE RADIO RETURN FRIDAY, DEC 14
JANE SIBERRY W/ LAURA BARON EMILY KING
W/ SPECIAL GUEST NICK HAKIM
FREE TOURS are given daily by the Friends of the Kennedy Center tour guides. Tour hours: Monday thru Friday, 10 a.m.–5 p.m., and Saturday and Sunday from 10 a.m.–1 p.m. For information, call (202) 416-8340.
THURSDAY, DEC 13
MONDAY, DEC 17
GWU station and ride the free Kennedy Center shuttle departing every 15 minutes until midnight.
OS MUTANTES FRIDAY, DEC 7
and Brian Lowdermilk
TAKE METRO to the Foggy Bottom/
JORGE ROEDER & DAN BLAKE
10 MON # Kait Kerrigan
W/ COLIN AND RANDY THOMPSON
THURSDAY, DEC 6
The 2010 Kennedy Center American College Theater Festival Faculty Achievement Award winner, she offers one of her many original plays.
Live Internet broadcast, video archive, artist information, and more at
JULIAN LAGE W/ ERIC HARLAND,
9 SUN # Izumi Ashizawa
B I L LY
LIVE UPCOMING PERFORMANCES
The Serbian classical guitarist, composer, and arranger performs new arrangements of themes from classic ﬁlms such as The Sting, Dr. Zhivago, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, and The Third Man, among others. ALL PERFORMERS AND PROGRAMS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE.
Herndon Community Center 814 Ferndale Ave. 703-787-7300 Herndon, VA
12 WED # Phil Wiggins /
Family Night: Washington National Opera Domingo-Cafritz Young Artists
The celebrated singer-songwriter team blurs the line between musical theater and pop music with hit songs including “Run Away with Me” and “My Party Dress.”
The company fuses contemporary and classical techniques set to a sweeping range of musical styles, featuring spirited dancers and choreography by Artistic Director Lucy Bowen McCauley.
8 SAT #
The Domingo-Cafritz Young Artist Program is made possible through the generous support of The Morris and Gwendolyn Cafritz Foundation.
FRIDAY, DEC 21
9 SUN # IZUMI ASHIZAWA
For more information call: (202) 467-4600 (202) 416-8524 T T Y GET CONNECTED! Become a fan of Millennium Stage on Facebook and check out artist photos, upcoming events, and more! PLEASE NOTE: There is no free parking for free performances.
The Kennedy Center welcomes persons with disabilities.
SATURDAY, DEC 22
W/ NAYAS & CONGO SANCHEZ
BUY TICKETS THEHAMILTONDC.COM
W/ CUDDLE MAGIC
WeekendPass makes the weekend artful. Every Thursday in Express.
29 THU # Romilio Orellana
34th Annual HerndonHoliday Arts&CraftsShow
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | E11
dining | Weekend Pass employs phenomenal chefs and always has interesting, well-known chefs popping in to help. They put so much heart and soul into the food that they cook.
EMILY PEARL GOODSTEIN PHOTOS
“Washington, DC Chef’s Table” shares recipes for the cream peach pie at Baked and Wired, left; the coleslaw at Ben’s Chili Bowl, top right; and the “galletas de chocolate de amor” cookies, bottom right, at the Blind Dog popup cafe inside Darnell’s Bar.
Chefs’ Specials A new cookbook reveals the stories behind some of D.C.’s beloved dishes Behind every great Washington-area chef is a great tale: a childhood memory, a professional U-turn, a reality-TV competition, an unswerving love for the community. That’s evident in Beth Kanter’s “Washington, DC Chef’s Table” ($25, Lyons Press), a new, photorich cookbook that shares histories, personal stories and recipes from more than 50 local chefs. It’s no tourist guidebook; Kanter is a longtime Washingtonian, so she focused on locally beloved dishes such as Good Stuff Eatery’s Prez Obama burger and the CapMac food truck’s Cheez-It-topped mac and cheese. With photographer Emily Pearl Goodstein (another local), Kanter shares the secrets behind some of the city’s most iconic dishes and dining destinations. K ATIE ABERBACH (E X PRES S)
What was your goal with this book? Right before I started “Washington, DC Chef’s Table,” I had just finished my second book, “Food Lovers’ Guide to Washington, D.C.” I had uncovered all these interesting stories that went with the food here in D.C. I wanted to give a voice to that personal aspect. I also really wanted to show the whole breadth of the food experience in the city. One nontraditional food source in the book is Miriam’s Kitchen [a nonprofit that provides meals and services for the homeless]. I felt I couldn’t write either of these books about food and not include something about the fact that there are people who are hungry in this city. And the act of feeding someone should be remembered when you’re looking at a city’s food culture. Also, Miriam’s Kitchen
What were some of the chefs’ personal stories that resonated with you? The last interview and photo shoot we d id for t he book was at Beau Thai. The restaurant is painted this pretty Kanter purple color, and on the walls are these huge black-and-white photos on canvases of [chef Aschara Vigsittaboot’s] house where she grew up in Thailand and the kitchen where she learned to cook. The chef was telling me this story while standing under this picture of her kitchen. It seemed to bring the whole process home. I also loved speaking to Kaz [chef Kazuhiro Okochi] at Kaz Sushi Bistro. When he was in third grade, there were recipes on the back of the menu he brought home from his school cafeteria. He decided to make a flan from it for his mother for her birthday. When friends or family ask you for dining recommendations, what’s your go-to? If you’re goi ng to celebrate something, Blue Duck Tavern, to me, never disappoints. I love that they grow some of the ingredients outside on their little city patio. The Source is also a great place to celebrate something. Estadio is always wonderful and fun. And H Street NE is a fantastic place to explore now.
EMILY PEARL GOODSTEIN
In terms of bakeries, you decided to feature Baked and Wired … but not Georgetown Cupcake, huh? Georgetown Cupcake just came out with a wonderful cookbook, so I think they already have a good platform for their recipes. And Baked and Wired’s cream peach pie [the recipe featured in the book] is beautiful, a wonderful rustic-style pie.
YUM BEEF SALAD From Beau Thai, 1700 New Jersey Ave. NW; 202-536-5636, Beauthaidc.com
Ingredients 1 pound flank steak 2 cups soy sauce 2 cups vegetable oil 6 cherry tomatoes sliced in half 1 cucumber, peeled, sliced in half, lengthwise, and then sliced into 1⁄4-inch slivers 2 medium shallots, sliced 1 ⁄2 medium white onion, sliced into 1⁄4-inch pieces 1 small carrot, peeled and julienned 2 tablespoons nam prik pao (Thai chili paste in oil — sometimes called Thai chili jam — available at Asian markets and online) 2 tablespoons fish sauce 4 tablespoons lime juice 1 ⁄2 tablespoon sugar Garnish of green onion, sliced, and cilantro
Makes Six Servings Marinate the flank steak for at least two hours before cooking it by placing the steak in a baking dish, pouring the soy sauce and vegetable oil over it, and placing it in the refrigerator. After the steak has marinated, grill the meat to the desired temperature (at Beau Thai, the dish is served medium-rare) and slice into bite-size pieces. Mix the vegetables together with the flank steak. To make the dressing, combine the nam prik pao, fish sauce, lime juice and sugar. Pour the dressing over the vegetables and the meat and toss. Garnish with green onion and cilantro.
E12 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
Weekend Pass | dining
Milkshakes & Meatloaf
It’s not often that you can consume a history lesson along with your steak dinner. That’s why I’m a fan of the Capital Countdown menu at Charlie Palmer Steak (101 Constitution Ave. NW; 202-547-8100). Each week through January, the restaurant is serving a dinner special ($28-$35) in honor of a president from the past 60 years, usually featuring his favorite food. This week (through Saturday), the dish is in Lyndon B. Johnson’s name: filet mignon. By Katie Starting Sunday and Aberbach running through Dec. 8, the special is in honor of Richard M. Nixon: beef Wellington. The “Nixon” led me to some amusing historical trivia. As I learned from executive chef Jeffrey Russell (and my own research), beef Wellington was one of Nixon’s favorite dishes. The English-born meal traditionally consists of tenderloin that is covered in pate and a mixture of mushrooms, wrapped in dough and baked. It was trendy in the U.S. during the ’60s and ’70s, and Nixon is said to have served it at all of his state dinners. (Can you imagine a president getting away with that repetition today?) Russell gives the Wellington a creative, modern update, simply grilling the beef and topping it with a crispy layer of pastry, a dense knob of foie gras and truffles. Mushrooms and potatoes are served on the side. No amount of research can tell us whether Nixon would have approved of this significant change. But I’d like to think he would have resigned himself to the fact that this is a better beef Wellington. Read Katie’s column every other week here and at Expressnightout.com.
At Eric and Ian Hilton’s Satellite Room, boozy milkshakes outsell beer. A plate of meatloaf, right, evokes warm memories.
night-life entrepreneur. The menu, executed by chef de cuisine Moises Guzma n, is long on burgers and tacos (go for the zippy cubed skirt steak swaddled in a corn tortilla). Among the dishes that can be ordered as late as 3 a.m. on weekends are a vegetarian potpie, huevos rancheros and chicken-fried
steak that tastes as if cardboard had been substituted for the usual batter. The kitchen can be careless. What’s with the ancient-tasting chips with salsa and the dull, dark shrimp seviche? Be sure to fit some panko-crisp onion rings into your game plan. Like a number of sides, the snack shows up in a Chinese carryout carton. Cute.
PAUL’s Sprawl French bakery chain PAUL opened its fourth D.C. location last week in the shops at 2000 Penn (2000 Pennsylvania Ave. NW; 202-524-4655, Paul-usa.com). The 3,300-square-foot space filled with tufted furniture and velvet seats is the city’s most lavish PAUL location, with plenty of space in which to spread out and settle in for afternoon tea or an oversized macaron.
The dish that tugs at this Midwesterner’s heartstrings is grill-striped meatloaf, served in two thick slabs with gravy-filled mashed potatoes and bright green beans. Perfect diner food, the plate reminds me to call home. TOM SIETSEMA (THE WASHINGTON POST )
2047 9th St. NW.; 202-506-2496, Satellitedc.com. (U Street)
HAVE NEWS OR IDEAS FOR DINING? EMAIL US AT EXPRESSDINING@READEXPRESS.COM
LARKIN GOOF FOR PAUL
Eric and Ian Hilton have produced, among other hits, a swank watering hole, a British tavern and a French bistro. In October, the brothers behind the Gibson, Brixton and Chez Billy added another line to their ever-expanding portfolio: the Satellite Room, a hipster diner located next to the 9:30 Club in Shaw. Car ved from a former warehouse owned by the music venue, the Satellite Room finds funky art splashed across exposed br ick wa l ls, For m ica t ables and a long bar illuminated by the restaurant’s name in neon. Milkshakes in 10 boozy flavors have been a top draw. “We sell more of them t ha n beer,” says Ia n H i l t o n o f t h e $ 10 drinks that include strawberry ice cream with Tanqueray gin and peanut butter ice cream with Tennessee whiskey. Given that they’re made with four scoops of dairy and two shots of spirits, “you can only really have one,” suggests the
The Hilton brothers’ Satellite Room gives a nod to nostalgia
Charlie Palmer Steak’s “Nixon”
Cheers to the Past
Sake Till You Drop
It’s the holiday season — and that includes Repeal Day, Dec. 5. In honor of the date when Prohibition ended, Jack Rose (2007 18th St. NW; 202-5887388, Jackrosediningsaloon.com) is serving ‘20s-inspired dishes such as steamed quail buns and lobster thermidor. Get to know the saloon’s massive whiskey collection at its Repeal Day party Dec. 5 ($20, 10 p.m.-1 a.m.).
If you’re the type of person who gets burned out from a day of holiday shopping, plan to end your next outing at Sushi Rock (1900 Clarendon Blvd., Arlington; 571-312-8027, sushirockdc.com). Now through Dec. 23, the restaurant is offering $1 carafes of sake, left, to each customer who brings in a receipt showing his or her present purchases. Finally, a gift for the frazzled gifter.
new & soon
11.20 Mediterranean-influenced Wildwood Kitchen opened at 10223 Old Georgetown Road, Bethesda 11.30 Matchbox opens its fourth D.C.-area location at 1901 T St. NW 1.22 Art & Soul (415 New Jersey Ave. NW) will close for an interior redesign; it’s set to reopen Feb. 25
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | E13
goingoutguide.com | Weekend Pass
Four Beards and a Lady
POWERED BY WWW.GOINGOUTGUIDE.COM
9:30 Club: Chiddy Bang, RDGLDGRN, 7 p.m., $25. Birchmere: Will Downing, 7:30 p.m., $69.50. Black Cat: Wild Fruit, Sotano, 8 p.m., $8. BlackRock Center for the Arts: “Ronald Gregory Photography.” Blues Alley: Jonathan Butler, 8 p.m. and 10 p.m., $50. Bohemian Caverns: Larry Brown Quintet, 8 p.m. and 10 p.m., $15 in advance, $20 at the door. DC9: Moon Taxi, 8:30 p.m., $10. Empire: The Birthday Massacre, William Control, Aesthetic Perfection, 6 p.m., $15. Kennedy Center/Concert Hall: National Symphony Orchestra, 7 p.m., 8 p.m., $10-$85. Kennedy Center/Millennium Stage: Guitarists Romilio Orellana and Luis Orlandini, 6 p.m., free. Music Center at Strathmore: Baltimore Symphony Orchestra, 8 p.m. Rams Head Tavern: Steep Canyon Rangers, 6 p.m. and 9 p.m., $23.50. State Theatre: Men Without Hats, Right the Stars, 8:30 p.m., $19 in advance, $23 at the door. The Hamilton: Billy Joe Shaver, 7:30 p.m., $27. The Howard Theatre: Enrique Bunbury, 8 p.m., $40 in advance, $45 at the door. Twins Jazz: Jeff Antoniuk, 7 p.m. and 9 p.m., $15. Warner Theatre: Washington Ballet, 7 p.m., 2 p.m. and 7 p.m., 1 p.m., $57-$91.
FRIDAY 9:30 Club: Dark Star Orchestra, 8 p.m.,
TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS
THE PAST TWO YEARS have been huge for Oklahoma-bred indie rockers Other Lives. After releasing the haunting album “Tamer Animals” in 2011, singer Jesse Tabish, center, and Co. spent time on the road opening for Bon Iver and Radiohead. Other Lives headlines the Rock & Roll Hotel on Friday, in support of the new EP “Mind the Gap.”
$28. Black Cat: Tanlines, Supreme Cuts, Alex Minoff, 9 p.m. Bohemian Caverns: Marc Cary Focus Trio, Brian Settles, 8:30 p.m. and 10:30 p.m., $23 in advance, $28 at door. DC9: Liberation Dance Party presents Sky Ferreira, 9 p.m., $8. George Mason University/Patriot Center: Neil Young & Crazy Horse, 7:30 p.m., $47.50-$233. George Washington University/ Lisner Auditorium: Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, 8 p.m., 3 p.m. and 8 p.m., $25-$55. Iota Club & Cafe: Hub City Stompers, The Shifters, Chris Dowd (of Fishbone), 8:30 p.m., $12. Jammin’ Java: Stargroves with Abigail Breslin, 8 p.m., $10; Tracy Grammer, 7 p.m., $15. Kennedy Center/Terrace Theater: Continued on page E14
THE MUSICAL LEGEND DECEMBER 13–30 (800) 447-7400 OR TELECHARGE.COM
R0AD, SILVER SPRING; 301-960-9999,
CLE, FAIRFAX; 202-397-7328, 703-993-
➜THE HAMILTON: 600 14TH ST. NW; 202-
➜ RAMS HEAD TAVERN: 33 WEST ST.,
ANNAPOLIS, MD.; 410-268-4545,
➜ IOTA CLUB & CAFE: 2832 WILSON
➜ 9:30 CLUB: 815 V ST. NW; 202-265-0930,
BLVD., ARLINGTON; 703-522-8340,
➜ RED PALACE: 1212 H ST. NE; 202-399-
➜ BIRCHMERE: 3701 MOUNT VERNON
➜ JAMMIN’ JAVA: 227 MAPLE AVE. E.,
➜ ROCK & ROLL HOTEL: 1353 H ST. NE;
AVE., ALEXANDRIA; 703-549-7500,
VIENNA; 703-255-1566, JAMMINJAVA.COM.
➜ JIFFY LUBE LIVE: 7800 CELLAR DOOR
➜ BLACK CAT: 1811 14TH ST. NW; 202-667-
DRIVE, BRISTOW, VA.; 703-754-6400,
➜ STATE THEATRE: 220 N. WASHINGTON
ST., FALLS CHURCH; 703-237-0300,
➜ BLUES ALLEY: 1073 WISCONSIN AVE.
➜ KENNEDY CENTER: 2700 F ST. NW;
NW; 202-337-4141, BLUESALLEY.COM.
➜U STREET MUSIC HALL: 1115 U ST. NW; 202-
➜ DAR CONSTITUTION HALL: 18TH AND
C STREETS NW; 202-628-4780, DAR.ORG/
➜ MERRIWEATHER POST PAVILION:
➜ VELVET LOUNGE: 915 U ST. NW; 202-
10475 LITTLE PATUXENT PKWY., COLUM-
➜ DC9: 1940 9TH ST. NW; 202-483-5000,
BIA, MD; 410-715-5550, MERRIWEATHER
➜ WARNER THEATRE: 13TH AND E
STREETS NW; 202-783-4000.
➜ EMPIRE: 6355 ROLLING RD., SPRING-
➜MUSIC CENTER AT STRATHMORE:
➜ WOLF TRAP: FILENE CENTER: 1551
FIELD, VA; 703-569-5940, EMPIRE-NOVA
5301 TUCKERMAN LANE, NORTH BETHESDA;
TRAP RD., VIENNA, VA.; 703-255-1900,
➜THE FILLMORE: 8656 COLESVILLE
➜ PATRIOT CENTER: 4500 PATRIOT CIR-
“GOBSMACKING! This new production of this masterpiece is
REFRESHING, RETHOUGHT and every bit as EPIC—NOT TO BE MISSED.” – Chris Jones, Chicago Tribune
E14 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
Friday, December 7 7:30 pm
Living Christmas Tree
Saturday & Sunday, December 8 & 9 1:300 & 6:00 pm pm
Tickets: $10 ($9 for Seniors)
Group pricing available. Reserved seating. Tickets are limited. Live nativity opens 1 hour prior to each performance.
NEW! W!! GGet ticke W tickets ets oonline nline att
www.livingtree2012.com or call
1177 Largo Road • Upper Marlboro, MD 20774
Weekend Pass | goingoutguide.com Continued from page E13
Danilo Perez Trio, 7:30 p.m. and 9:30 p.m., $30. Kennedy Center/Millennium Stage: Ugly Purple Sweater, 6 p.m., free. Music Center at Strathmore: Lisa Lampanelli, 8 p.m., $41.75. Rams Head Tavern: Blood, Sweat & Tears, 7 p.m. and 10 p.m., $52.50. Rock & Roll Hotel: Other Lives, Indians, 8 p.m., $15. The Hamilton: Aaron Freeman, 8:30 p.m., $33. The Howard Theatre: Leela James, Deborah Bond, 8 p.m., $22.50 in advance, $25 day of show. Twins Jazz: Veronneau, 9 p.m. and 11 p.m., $20. U Street Music Hall: Magda, Lxsx Frxnk, 10 p.m., $10. Velvet Lounge: Elena and Los Fulanos, Miwa Gemini, 9 p.m., $8.
SATURDAY 9:30 Club: Dark Star Orchestra, 8 p.m., $28. Birchmere: Chris Smither, Andy Friedman, 7:30 p.m., $25. Black Cat: White Rabbits, Guards, 9 p.m., $15. Empire: Ace Hood, 7 p.m., $17 General Admission, $45 VIP. Jammin’ Java: The Diggity Dudes,
10:30 a.m; The Souljazz Orchestra, 8 OHMS, 10 p.m., $15.
Kennedy Center/Terrace Theater: Lukas Vondracek, 2 p.m. Kennedy Center/Millennium Stage: Bet Mishpachah, 6 p.m., free. Music Center at Strathmore: CityDance & CulturalDC present Erica Rebollar/Rebollar Dance, 8 p.m., 7:30 p.m. Rams Head Tavern: Big Band Christmas, 8 p.m., $34. Rock & Roll Hotel: Cannibal Corpse, Misery Index, Hour of Penance, 8 p.m., $20. The Hamilton: Spyro Gyra, 8:30 p.m., $46-$61.50. The Howard Theatre: Action Bronson, 8 p.m., $15 in advance, $18 day of show. U Street Music Hall: Pleasurekraft, Funkdamentalist, George K., 10 p.m., $10. Velvet Lounge: Kohoutek, Junzo Suzuki, Smoke Green, 9 p.m., $8. Wolf Trap/Filene Center: Wolf Trap Holiday Singalong, 4 p.m., free.
SUNDAY 9:30 Club: The Gaslight Anthem, 7 p.m., $35. Birchmere: Blood, Sweat & Tears, 7:30 p.m., $49.50. Black Cat: Diarrhea Planet, Witch Hat,
8 p.m., $10. BlackRock Center for the Arts: US Air Force Band: Airmen of Note, 3 p.m., free. Bohemian Caverns: Lewis “Flip” Barnes’ Hampton Roads, 7 p.m. and 9 p.m., $15 in advance, $20 at door. DC9: Richard Buckner, 8:30 p.m., $12. Iota Club & Cafe: Miss Tess & the Talkbacks, 8 p.m., $12. Kennedy Center/Millennium Stage: ClancyWorks Dance Company, 6 p.m., free. Rams Head Tavern: Maysa, 5 p.m. and 8 p.m., $25. Sixth and I Historic Synagogue: Nick Kroll, 7 p.m., sold out. Twins Jazz: Bobby Muncy, 8 p.m. and 10 p.m., $10. U Street Music Hall: Bobby Muncy Jazz Sunday Series, 8 p.m., $10.
►sight POWERED BY WWW.GOINGOUTGUIDE.COM
American Painting: “Small Treasures,” small-scale paintings by members of the Washington Society of Landscape Painters, opening Sat., through Jan. 26. 5118 MacArthur Blvd. Continued on page E16
What’s in a Name?
10:00 - 11:30 AM & 12:30 - 2:00 PM
Show for 10am brunch starts at 10:30am. Show for 12:30pm brunch starts at 1pm.
EVERY SUNDAY $30
Serving a buffet of breakfast classics and Southern dishes that will warm your heart and sing to your senses. From shrimp & grits, and buttermilk biscuits to fried chicken and gumbo, this is no snacking affair. Sip a complimentary Mimosa or Bloody Mary and enjoy hot carving stations, scrambled eggs, bacon, fresh-baked pastries and farm-grown fruit. We’ve turned brunch in the city into a down-home country banquet.
Tickets should be purchased in advance as they do sell out.
DIARRHEA PLANET IS NOT some dystopian “Waterworld”-like future where, well, we won’t go into detail. No, Diar-
rhea Planet is what the six men above call themselves when they play high-energy, in-your-face punk rock. The Nashville rockers feature not one but four guitarists, which make their live shows — like one at the Black Cat on Sunday — pure shred fests.
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | E15
“A GREAT MODERN TAKE ON A CLASSIC MUSICAL.”
an enthusiastic thumbs up!” –WNEW, CBS Radio
–Woman Around Town
BASED ON PYGMALION BY GEORGE BERNARD SHAW BOOK AND LYRICS BY ALAN JAY LERNER MUSIC BY FREDERICK LOEWE DIRECTED BY MOLLY SMITH CHOREOGRAPHY BY DANIEL PELZIG
“HHHHH … brilliantly acted and beautifully sung.” –DC Metro Theater Arts
“Incredible music … beautiful story.” –Broadway World
“One hell of an enthralling ride.” –Seattle Weekly
PULLMAN PORTER BLUES
BY CHERYL L. WEST DIRECTED BY LISA PETERSON
Photos of Cleavant Derricks, Warner Miller and Larry Marshall by Kevin Rosinbum.
MY FAIR LADY
Photo of Manna Nichols by Richard Anderson.
E16 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
Weekend Pass | goingoutguide.com Continued from page E14
Get Into Character
American University/Katzen Arts Center: “David Humphrey: Pets, a President and the Others,” the painter’s works from the past 10 years are displayed, indefinitely. “Inside the Underworld: Beetle Magic,” the sculpture of Joan Danziger combines interplay of animal strength and beauty of nature with the human spirit. The Washington artist’s work reaches into the heart of nature to evoke mysterious and secret worlds, which draws upon her fascination with dream imagery and metamorphosis, indefinitely. “Ivan Pinkava: Remains 1997-2010,” the American photographer traveled across Central Asia to capture the lives of Eurasians, indefinitely. “Matthew Kenyon: Flash Crash,” Kenyon uses mixed media, software, electronics and other tools to depict mass global operations, indefinitely. “Revelation: Major Paintings by Jules Olitski,” 30 of the painter’s works, painted from 1959 to 2007, are on display, indefinitely. “The Color of Time,” the nine-minute video was created by painter and sculptor Carol Brown Goldberg and filmmaker Anthony Szulc, indefinitely. Katzen Arts Center, 4400 Massachusetts Ave. NW; 202-885-1300, American.edu/cas/ katzen. Arlington Arts Center: “Fall Solos 2012,” mixed media by Warren Craghead III, Nancy Daly, Naomi J. Falk, Laura Hudson, Timothy Thompson and Richard Vosseller, indefinitely, 1-7 p.m. ”Rulemaker” paintings exhibit, by Becca Kallem and Matthew Smith, indefinitely, 1-7 p.m. 3550 Wilson Blvd., Arlington;
COMEDIAN NICK KROLL specializes in playing obnoxious. On FX’s fan-
tasy-football comedy, “The League,” Kroll plays the devious Rodney Ruxin, who will do anything to win. Kroll’s stand-up, which he’ll perform Sunday at Sixth and I Historic Synagogue, is more personal but also features characters. He’ll soon star in his own Comedy Central sketch series, “Kroll Show.”
703-248-6800, Findyourartist.org. Art Museum of the Americas: “The Ripple Effect: Currents of Socially Engaged Art,” the exhibit, curated by Raquel de Anda, features 10 artists who use a diverse set of practices to engage social and political issues and effect change, through Jan. 13. 201 18th St. NW; 202-458-6016, Museum.oas.org.
Arthur M. Sackler Gallery: “Perspectives: Ai Weiwei,” the show features photographs, architectural designs and installations, including one built with wood from Qing Dynasty temples, through April 7. “Roads of Arabia: Archaeology and History of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia,” the exhibit features objects excavated from
CARVED FROM 2 MILLION POUNDS OF ICE!
several sites throughout the Arabian
text reveals social changes driven by
Peninsula, including alabaster bowls
science, culture and chance, through
and fragile glassware, heavy gold
Feb. 24. “Enoc Perez: Utopia,” Perez’s
earrings and Hellenistic bronze statues,
architectural portraits of the Marina
through Feb. 24. “Shadow Sites: Recent
Towers in Chicago and the Watergate in
Work by Jananne al-Ani,” the Middle
Washington evoke modernism’s futurist
Eastern landscape is examined in this
aspirations as well as the sadness of an
set of video works, through Feb. 10. 1050
always-impossible ideal, through Feb. 10.
Independence Ave. SW; 202-633-1000,
“Ivan Sigal: White Road,” the American
photographer traveled through Central
Artisphere: “Beth Baldwin: Artistin-Residence,” the artist showcases animals and houses made from recycled materials, indefinitely. 1101 Wilson Blvd., Arlington; 703-875-1100, Artisphere.com. Athenaeum: “Net Worked: Horjust, Lister, and Pearson,” three area abstract artists — Timothy Horjus, Adam Lister and Steven Pearson — delve into the idea of networks in today’s society, through Jan. 6. 201 Prince St., Alexandria; 703548-0035, Nvfaa.org. LAST CHANCE BlackRock Center for the Arts: “Ronald Gregory Photography,” the Rockville-based artist’s works offer an abstract look at common things, Thu. and Fri. 12901 Town Commons Dr., Germantown; 301528-2260, Blackrockcenter.org. LAST CHANCE Carroll Square Gallery: “Photographs of Social Life in Washington DC, 1900-1960,” the National Geographic Image Collection presents a selection of photographs that illustrate Washington’s past, Thu. and Fri. 975 F St. NW; 202-624-8643. Corcoran Gallery of Art: “Taryn Simon: A Living Man Declared Dead and Other Chapters I-XVIII,” Simon’s detailed photographic archive of images and
Asia from 1998 to 2005 capturing the unsettled lives of Eurasians in provincial towns and cities. Through nearly 100 photographs and accompanying text, Sigal reveals a diverse population adapting in extraordinary times, through Jan. 27. 500 17th St. NW; 202-639-1700, Corcoran.org. Folger Shakespeare Library: “Very Like a Whale,” using photographs, passages from Shakespeare, natural history objects and more, this exhibit looks at the world of Renaissance imagination and compares it with the real world, through Jan. 6. Ongoing exhibits: A collection of Shakespearean materials and other rare Renaissance books, manuscripts and works of art, indefinitely. 201 East Capitol St. SE; 202544-4600, Folger.edu. LAST CHANCE Foundry Gallery: “Room for Blue,” Donna K. McGee shows her large, abstract paintings, Thu.-Sun. 1314 18th St. NW; 202-463-0203. Freer Gallery of Art: “Enlightened Beings: Buddhism in Chinese Painting,” an exhibit of 27 works that focus on the four main categories of the enlightened being in Buddhism, through Feb. 24. “Whistler’s Neighborhood: Impressions of a Changing London,” etchings,
The Must-See Holiday Attraction is Back! at Gaylord National Resort Now - January 6, 2013 FEATURING
For package and ticket information,
ChristmasOnThePotomac.com or call 301-965-4000
Shrek The Halls © 2012 DreamWorks Animation, L.L.C. © 2012 The Coca-Cola Company, “Coca-Cola” is a registered trademark of The Coca-Cola Company. All rights reserved.
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | E17
goingoutguide.com | Weekend Pass Local Color
through Feb. 24. “Barbara Kruger:
darkness, through Jan. 31. “Directions:
offer James McNeill Whistler’s quick
Belief + Doubt,” the entire museum
Antonio Rovaldi,” through a body of work
impressions of London’s Chelsea
space — walls, floor, escalator sides
ranging from video and performance to
neighborhood from 1863 to his death
— is wrapped in text-printed vinyl by
drawing and sculpture, Rovaldi often
in 1903. Together, the works form a
the artist, immersing visitors in halls
explores how distance is represented in
panorama of Chelsea in the late 1880s,
of voices that address conflicting
art, through Fri. Black Box: Democracia,
through Sept. 8. “Promise of Paradise:
perceptions of democracy, power and
a three-channel work, “To Be and to
Early Chinese Buddhist Sculpture,”
belief. “Dark Matters,” the museum
Last (Ser y Durar),” by the Madrid-based
a collection of stone and gilt bronze
reopens an exhibit that explores the
collective formed by Pablo Espana and
Buddhist sculptures highlight two
literal and metaphorical notions of
watercolors and small oil paintings
Continued on page E19
flourishing ages, the late Six Dynasties and the High Tang (6th to 8th century).
The exhibition’s dramatic focus is the monumental Cosmological Buddha: a life-size stone sculpture covered in intricate representations of the earthly
THE BEST LOVE STORY SEEN ON FILM IN YEARS!
A spectacle that has to be seen to be believed.”
realms. It is the only one of its kind on the world, Jefferson Drive and 12th Street SW; 202-633-1000, Asia.si.edu.
LET ANNAKARENINA WORK ITS MARVELOUS SPELL!
LAST CHANCE Gallery at
Keira Knightley is glorious.”
COURTESY THE ATHENAEUM
Convergence: “Paintings and Words,” works by Lynne Elizabeth Heiser, Thu. and Fri., 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 1801 N. Quaker Lane, Alexandria; 703-998-6260. Hirshhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden: “Ai Weiwei: According to What?,” a retrospective of the Chinese contemporary artist and political activist, through Feb. 24. “Ai Weiwei: Circle of Animals/Zodiac Heads,” the artist’s installation of 12 zodiacinspired animal heads is on display in the Hirshhorn Sculpture Garden,
#### ! INTOXICATING! Anna Karenina sings, dances and soars.
Leo Tolstoy’s novel has been brilliantly re-imagined.”
“GO BIG OR GO HOME” IS THE MOTTO of “Net Worked,” an exhibition of large paintings now showing at the Athenaeum in Alexandria. Adam Lister’s “Island” is 8 feet by 8 feet, which is a lot of art for your money.
The performances are fresh, energetic and alive. Sublime.”
The Shadow Knows
K E I R A
K N I G H T L E Y
J U D E
L A W
A BOLD NEW VISION OF THE EPIC STORY OF LOVE FROM THE DIRECTOR OF ‘PRIDE & PREJUDICE’ AND ‘ATONEMENT’
S TA RT S TOMORROW WASHINGTON, DC WHILE CONTINUING AT: LANDMARK’S
E STREET CINEMA COURTESY THE ARTIST
Washington, DC 202-452-7672
IRAQI-BORN ARTIST Jananne Al-Ani uses her photography and video art to document places where people aren’t — most notably in Middle Eastern deserts. She plays with the idea of the Middle East as a blank but changing canvas in her “Shadow Sites II,” now at the Sackler. Aerial shots pan over Jordanian deserts, documenting ruins, cities and empty space.
MARYLAND WHILE CONTINUING AT:
Silver Spring 301-495-6700 AMC LOEWS RIO 18 Gaithersburg 888-AMC-4FUN
BOW TIE CINEMAS
WHILE CONTINUING AT: LANDMARK’S
ANNAPOLIS BETHESDA ROW CINEMA HARBOUR 9 Bethesda 301-652-7273 OLD GREENBELT 301-474-9744
VIRGINIA WHILE CONTINUING AT:
ANGELIKA MOSAIC Fairfax 800-FANDANGO #2726 AMC
COURTHOUSE 8 Arlington 888-AMC-4FUN AMC
HOFFMAN CENTER 22
WHILE CONTINUING AT: AMC LOEWS
SHIRLINGTON 7 Arlington 888-AMC-4FUN
BOW TIE CINEMAS
RESTON TOWN CENTER 13
CINEMA ARTS THEATRE
WHILE CONTINUING AT: REGAL CINEMAS
Fairfax 800-FANDANGO #670
KINGSTOWNE STADIUM 16
COUNTRYSIDE STADIUM 20
FAIRFAX TOWNCENTER 10 REGAL CINEMAS
Reston Alexandria 703-822-4956 800-FANDANGO #394 703-464-0816 MOBILE USERS: For Showtimes - Text ANNA with your ZIP CODE to 43KIX (43549). Msg & data rates may apply. Text HELP for info/STOP to cancel Alexandria 888-AMC-4FUN
For more on Anna Karenina plus Joe Wright’s Pride & Prejudice and Atonement for a special low price, visit us on www.iTunes.com/FocusFeatures
E18 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
HOLIDAY EVENTS A Christmas Carol
Now playing See website for day and showtime info
Musical adaptation of Charles Dickens' timeless tale of Ebenezer Scrooge.
The Lazy Susan Dinner Theatre (703) 550-7384 www.lazysusan.com
December 2, 2012; 3 pm
Brahms: Variations - Haydn; Bach: Magnificat; Rachmaninoff: Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini
Church of the Epiphany 1317 G Street NW www.wmpamusic.org
$10, Casual Concert
Year of the Piano
Gift Certificates are the perfect gift! Discount parking; Metro Center 1 block
THEATRE The Kennedy Center Theater Lab
The Life & Music of Woody Guthrie Washington, DC’s Premiere Political Satire Troupe
Regular playing schedule: Tuesdays–Fridays at 8 Saturdays at 6 & 9 Sundays at 3 & 7
Shear Madness is the fresh, funny, and up-to-the-minute record breaking comedy whodunit that lets the audience spot the clues, question the suspects and solve the funniest murder mystery in the annals of crime.
Now thru Jan. 6, 2013
Featuring many beloved Dr. Seuss characters, this musical adventure follows Horton the Elephant on his quest to save the tiny Whos of Whoville because – after all – "a person's a person, no matter how small.” (Best for ages 4-12.)
Tonight 7:30 Sat 3:00* & 8:00 *matinee is presale only Sun 3:00 & 7:30
Final Week! “Bound for Glory! The musicianship is first class…" - The Washington Post
Sing a New Song
November 30 & December 1 at 8 pm
Barnes & Hampton Celtic Consort
Sat., Dec 1 at 4pm Sun., Dec 2 at 4pm Sat., Dec 8 at 4 & 8pm Sun., Dec 9 at 4pm
(800) 494-TIXS theaterj.org
Tickets start at $30;
Woody’s Children Event with Tom Paxton Sun 5:00. Tickets: $15
Discounts available for groups of 10+. 202-312-1427
A musical, political satire. We put the MOCK in Democracy! www.capsteps.com Info: 202.312.1555
Ronald Reagan Building 1300 Pennsylvania Ave, NW Tix available at 202.397.SEAT ticketmaster.com
The program will feature lively settings of traditional American songs as well as contemporary songs.
American University Katzen Arts Center Tix/info: 202-885-ARTS american.edu/auarts
Historic Dumbarton Church 3133 Dumbarton St NW Georgetown 202-965-2000 dumbartonconcerts.org
Adult $33; Sr $29;
MUSIC - CONCERTS Celebrate the Season with Carols, Jigs, Reels and Seasonal Readings
Added Shows: $10 Mat Today at 2
"One of the best shows I've seen at a Washington, DC children's theatre." BroadwayWorld
Free Hootenanny to follow Sunday performance!
MUSIC - CHORAL
Imagination Stage 4908 Auburn Ave. Bethesda, MD 301-280-1660 Imaginationstage.org
Celebrate the 100th birthday of Woody Guthrie, the creator of American classics like “This Land is Your Land” and “The Ballad of Tom Joad”
PERFORMANCES Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30pm
The Kennedy Center Theater Lab Student Rush Tickets Available Tickets: 202-467-4600 Groups: 202-416-8400 www.shearmadness.com
Inquire about free parking; Youth tix: (18 & under) $16
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | E19
goingoutguide.com | Weekend Pass Continued from page E17
These Boots Are Made for Arting
Drive a shopping cart in a virtual grocery
Ivan Lopez captures a team of local
store and make choices about your food.
traceurs who perform parkour in a civil
Play an interactive game that puts you
cemetery, through March 1. 7th Street
in the lunch line at a virtual high school
and Independence Avenue SW; 202-633-
cafeteria to see how switching out a
few foods can have a big impact on your health, 6th and E streets NW; 202-334-
Honfleur: “Michael B. Platt: Steppin’ Out,” influenced by a recent trip to Australia, the Washington artist revisits his idea of life-size cutouts of charcoal drawings on wood, indefinitely. 1241 Good Hope Road SE; 202-365-8392, Honfleurgallery.com. LAST CHANCE Jerusalem Fund: “Guardians of the Mosque,” photo exhibit featuring images of African Palestinians in Jerusalem, taken by New York photographer Andrew Courtney, Sat. 2425 Virginia Ave. NW; 202-338-1958, Thejerusalemfund.org. Koshland Science Museum: “Food for Thought,” in the Life Lab exhibit, explore the science of healthy living.
ONE OF THE WORLD’S leading Czech photographers, Ivan Pinkava often
uses his work to meditate on the impermanence of human existence. His “Shoes for Joseph Beuys” is part of his show at American University’s Katzen Gallery.
1201, Koshland-science-museum.org. Mexican Cultural Institute: “La Frontera: Artists on the US-Mexican Border,” a work-in-progress by New York photographer Stefan Falke chronicling contemporary artists along the U.S.-Mexico border, through March 2. “Luces y Sombras: Fourteen Travelers in Mexico,” photographs of Mexico by Paul Strand, Edward Weston, Wayne Miller, Aaron Siskind and others, through March 2. “Visions of Mexico: The Photography of Hugo Brehme,” 40 photographs by a German emigre and postcard photographer known for his Continued on page E20
E20 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
Weekend Pass | goingoutguide.com Continued from page E19
the Marine Corps, honors the branch’s
hand-colored vintage photographs of
legacy as a supplier of air support for
Mexico, through March 2. 2829 16th St.
U.S. troops over a 100-year period,
NW; 202-728-1628, Icm.sre.gob.mx/imw.
through Jan. 6. Ongoing exhibits:
Mount Vernon: “Hoecakes & Hospitality: Cooking With Martha Washington,” through Aug. 11. 3200 Mount Vernon Memorial Hwy., Alexandria; 703-780-2000, Mountvernon.org. National Air and Space Museum: “Fly Marines! The Centennial of Marine Corps Aviation: 1912-2012,” this exhibition of paintings and photographs, on loan from the National Museum of
Explore the evolution of flight, with displays, hands-on exhibitions and historic aircraft and spacecraft, from the Wright brothers plane to Charles Lindbergh’s Spirit of St. Louis to the Apollo 11 command module Columbia. The museum also has a planetarium and IMAX theater, which for a fee shows educational films on flight and outer space, indefinitely. 6th Street and Independence Avenue SW; 202-633-
1000, Nasm.si.edu. National Building Museum: “Detroit Disassembled: Photographs by Andrew Moore,” the 30 monumentally scaled photographs reveal the tragic beauty of Detroit’s ruins, through Feb. 18. “Detroit Is No Dry Bones: Photographs by Camilo Jose Vergara,” the sociologist documented the city’s decline for more than 25 years. His photographs illustrate the tension between Detroit’s industrial ruins and its surviving communities as the city has continued to shrink and reinvent itself, through Feb. 18. “House & Home,” an ongoing
exhibition that explores what it means
for kids of all ages, featuring loose,
to live at home. “Investigating Where
lightweight molded foam blocks,
We Live,” produced by area teenagers
through Nov. 18, 2014. Ongoing exhibits:
in conjunction with museum staff, this
Learn about the history of buildings and
exhibition features photographs and
their environmental impact, indefinitely.
writings documenting Washington’s Anacostia neighborhood, through May 26. “Kevin Roche: Architecture as Environment,” an exhibition of works by the Irish-American glass architect, indefinitely. “Play Work Build,” children and adults can explore the history of play. The exhibition combines the museum’s architectural toy collection with a hands-on installation created
Local movie times DISTRICT
AMC Loews Georgetown 14 3111 K Street N.W.
Life of Pi 3D (PG) RealD 3D: (!) 4:15-7:15-10:10 Red Dawn (PG-13) Digital Projection: (!) 1:30-3:50-6:10-10:45 Life of Pi (PG) Digital Presentation: (!) 1:20 Skyfall (PG-13) Digital Presentation: 1:10-4:30-8:00 Rise of the Guardians (PG) Digital Presentation: (!) 3:50-10:30 Wreck-It Ralph (PG) Digital Presentation: 2:30-8:15 Flight (R) Digital Presentation: 12:15-3:20-6:50-10:00 Argo (R) Digital Presentation: 2:00-4:50-7:40-9:15 Silver Linings Playbook (R) Digital Presentation: (!) 12:50-3:40-6:40-9:40 Skyfall: The IMAX Experience (PG-13) Digital Presentation;IMAX: 12:00-3:307:00-10:20 Rise of the Guardians 3D (PG) RealD 3D: (!) 1:00-6:20 Wreck-It Ralph in 3D (PG) RealD 3D: 12:00-5:20 Lincoln (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 12:20-2:50-4:00-6:30-7:30-9:00-9:50 Hitchcock (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 12:40-3:10-6:00-8:30 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 1:45-2:404:40-5:40-7:50-8:45-10:40
AMC Loews Uptown 1
3426 Connecticut Avenue N.W. www.AMCTheatres.com Skyfall (PG-13) Digital Presentation: 4:00-7:45
AMC Mazza Gallerie 5300 Wisconsin Ave. NW
Life of Pi 3D (PG) RealD 3D: (!) 4:30-7:30 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 1:00-4:107:00 Life of Pi (PG) Digital Presentation: (!) 1:30 Skyfall (PG-13) Digital Presentation: 1:20-4:40-7:50 Wreck-It Ralph (PG) Digital Presentation: 4:20 Flight (R) Digital Presentation: 12:40-3:50-7:10 Argo (R) Digital Presentation: 5:00-7:40 Wreck-It Ralph in 3D (PG) RealD 3D: 1:40-6:50 Lincoln (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 12:40-4:00-7:20 The Metropolitan Opera: The Tempest Encore (NR) (!) 1:00
5612 Connecticut Avenue
Argo (R) 11:30-2:00-4:45-7:30 Silver Linings Playbook (R) 12:00-2:45-5:30-8:15
555 11th Street NW
Chasing Ice (PG-13) 1:30-3:30 The Sessions (R) 2:20-9:50 The Perks of Being a Wallﬂower (PG-13) 2:10-4:40-7:10-9:40 Anna Karenina (R) 12:45-2:15-3:45-5:15-6:45-8:15-9:25 Hitchcock (PG-13) 1:00-2:00-3:15-4:15-5:30-6:30-7:45-8:45-10:00 Hendrix 70: Live at Woodstock (NR) 7:00 Tristana (NR) 1:20-4:10-7:00-9:15
Regal Gallery Place Stadium 14 707 Seventh Street NW
(!) No Pass/No Discount Ticket West End Cinema 2301 M Street NW
Argo (R) Ben Afﬂeck stars & directs!: 4:30-7:00-9:30 Silver Linings Playbook (R) Bradley Cooper- Jennifer Lawrence- Robert De Niro & Jackie Weaver!: 2:20-4:50-7:20-9:55 A Late Quartet (R) Christopher Walken- Philip Seymour Hoffman and Catherine Keener!: 3:00-5:20-7:40-9:50
AFI Silver Theatre Cultural Center 8633 Colesville Road
Anna Karenina (R) no passes: (!) 11:00-1:40-4:15-7:05-9:40 The Sessions (R) 11:10-1:10-3:10-5:10-7:15-9:15 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1939) (NR) 4:45 The Hound of the Baskervilles (1939) (NR) 7:00 The Hound of the Baskervilles (1959) (NR) 8:45
AMC Loews Center Park 8 4001 Powder Mill Rd.
Red Dawn (PG-13) Digital Projection: (!) 3:30-6:00-8:15 Life of Pi 3D (PG) RealD 3D: (!) 5:15-8:10 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 1:00-4:00-7:00 Life of Pi (PG) Digital Presentation: (!) 2:15 Skyfall (PG-13) Digital Presentation: 1:30-4:35-7:45 Rise of the Guardians (PG) Digital Presentation: (!) 5:05 Wreck-It Ralph (PG) Digital Presentation: 1:20-6:30 Flight (R) Digital Presentation: 1:15-4:15-7:30 Rise of the Guardians 3D (PG) RealD 3D: (!) 2:45-7:30 Wreck-It Ralph in 3D (PG) RealD 3D: 4:00 Lincoln (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 2:45-6:00
AMC Loews White Flint 5 11301 Rockville Pike
Life of Pi 3D (PG) RealD 3D: (!) 5:15-8:10 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (PG-13) Digital Presentation: 1:45-4:30-7:15 Life of Pi (PG) Digital Presentation: (!) 2:15 Rise of the Guardians (PG) Digital Presentation: (!) 4:20 Argo (R) Digital Presentation: 2:00-5:00-7:50 Rise of the Guardians 3D (PG) RealD 3D: (!) 1:50-7:30 Skyfall (PG-13) 1:30-4:45-8:00
AMC Magic Johnson Capital Center 12 800 Shoppers Way
Landmark E Street Cinema
Life of Pi 3D (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 1:10-3:304:10-7:10-9:30-10:10 Red Dawn (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 11:20-2:105:00-7:50-10:30 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 11:00-11:40-1:00-1:45-4:00-4:30-7:00-7:30-9:50-10:20 Life of Pi (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 12:30-6:30 Skyfall (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 11:10-12:10-4:206:40-7:40-10:00-10:50 Rise of the Guardians (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 11:05-4:05-9:40 Argo (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 11:35-5:20-8:00-10:40 Wreck-It Ralph (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 3:55-9:50 Flight (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 1:35-4:40-7:45-10:45 Silver Linings Playbook (R) CC-Closed Captions: 12:50-2:40-3:40-6:50-10:10 Rise of the Guardians 3D (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 1:00-7:00 Wreck-It Ralph in 3D (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 1:20 Lincoln (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 12:20-2:50-3:507:20-9:40-10:35
401 F St. NW; 202-272-2448, Nbm.org. National Gallery of Art, East Building: “In the Tower: Barnett Newman,” an installment of the In the Tower series, which spotlights artists working from midcentury to present day, includes the abstract expressionist’s linear paintings and drawings from the 1940s, through Feb. 24. “Shock of the News,” more than
Life of Pi 3D (PG) RealD 3D: 10:00-4:05-7:10-10:10 Red Dawn (PG-13) Digital Projection: (!) 12:00-2:30-5:10-7:50-10:15 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (PG-13) Digital Presentation: 10:10-11:301:10-2:40-4:20-5:50-7:30-9:00-10:15 Life of Pi (PG) Digital Presentation: 1:00 Skyfall (PG-13) Digital Presentation: 11:40-3:00-6:40-10:00 Rise of the Guardians (PG) Digital Presentation: (!) 10:30-1:20-4:10-7:00-9:35 Wreck-It Ralph (PG) Digital Presentation: 12:30-3:30-6:30-9:30 Flight (R) Digital Presentation: 11:25-2:50-4:00-6:20-7:20-9:40 Skyfall: The IMAX Experience (PG-13) Digital Presentation;IMAX: 12:40-4:00-7:40 Rise of the Guardians 3D (PG) RealD 3D: (!) 12:20-3:10-6:10-8:50 Wreck-It Ralph in 3D (PG) RealD 3D: 10:15-1:05 Lincoln (PG-13) Digital Presentation: 11:20-3:10-6:50-10:10
Landmark Bethesda Row Cinema 7235 Woodmont Avenue
A Royal Affair (En kongelig affaere) (R) 1:25-4:20-7:15-10:05 Anna Karenina (R) 1:30-2:10-4:25-5:00-7:10-8:15-10:00 Lincoln (PG-13) 1:00-2:00-3:30-4:30-5:30-7:00-8:00-9:00-10:15 Hitchcock (PG-13) 1:35-2:15-4:00-4:35-6:55-7:30-9:30-9:55
Regal Bethesda 10 7272 Wisconsin Avenue
Life of Pi 3D (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 1:30-4:35-7:30 Red Dawn (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 1:40-4:40-7:50 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 1:00-4:10-7:00 Life of Pi (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 1:10-4:00 Wreck-It Ralph (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 12:50-6:30 Skyfall (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 12:30-3:35-6:45-7:40 Rise of the Guardians (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 1:20-2:50-4:30 Wreck-It Ralph in 3D (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 3:50
Flight (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 12:40-3:45-7:10 Argo (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 6:50 Silver Linings Playbook (R) CC-Closed Captions: 1:50-4:50-8:00 Rise of the Guardians 3D (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 12:30-5:10-7:35
Regal Hyattsville Royale Stadium 14 6505 America Blvd.
Life of Pi 3D (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 1:05-4:007:05-9:30-10:15 Red Dawn (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 1:30-3:556:45-9:10 Skyfall (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 1:00-2:45-4:106:20-7:15-9:35-10:25 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 1:00-2:15-3:00-3:45-5:00-6:10-6:50-8:00-9:00-9:45 Life of Pi (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 3:15-6:30 Wreck-It Ralph (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 2:20-4:50-7:20 Rise of the Guardians (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 1:15-3:30-4:30-6:00-7:00-9:25 Flight (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 1:10-4:15-6:40-10:00 Rise of the Guardians 3D (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 2:40-5:10-7:45-8:45-10:10 Lincoln (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 3:50-7:10-10:30
Regal Majestic 20 & IMAX 900 Ellsworth Drive
Life of Pi 3D (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 12:05-1:403:00-5:20-6:05-8:15-9:00-11:05 Red Dawn (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 1:45-4:507:30-10:10 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 11:30-12:00-1:00-2:00-2:30-3:00-4:00-5:00-5:30-6:00-7:00-7:50-8:359:05-9:55-10:25-11:15 Life of Pi (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 12:50-3:50-6:45-9:35 Rise of the Guardians (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 1:25-2:15-4:10-6:35-7:25-9:10 Skyfall (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 11:35-2:40-4:355:55-8:00-9:30-11:10 Silver Linings Playbook (R) CC-Closed Captions: 12:35-3:25-6:30-10:05 Wreck-It Ralph (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 11:40-12:552:10-6:50 Rise of the Guardians 3D (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 11:40-12:40-3:10-4:45-5:40-8:10-9:50-10:35 Flight (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 1:10-4:30-7:40-10:50 Argo (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 2:10-5:10-8:20-11:05 Skyfall: The IMAX Experience (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video S;IMAX: (!) 12:20-3:35-7:10-10:30 Wreck-It Ralph in 3D (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 4:15-9:20 Lincoln (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 11:30-12:15-2:453:45-6:15-7:15-9:40-10:40
AMC Courthouse Plaza 8 2150 Clarendon Blvd.
Life of Pi 3D (PG) RealD 3D;Reserved Seating: (!) 12:00-3:00-4:00-4:40-6:00-7:00-7:409:00-10:00-10:40 Red Dawn (PG-13) Digital Projection;Reserved Seating: (!) 2:00-4:30-7:00-9:30 Life of Pi (PG) Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: (!) 1:00 Wreck-It Ralph (PG) Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: 1:10-3:50-6:30-9:10 Flight (R) Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: 12:10-1:30-3:20-4:40-6:30-7:50-9:40 Silver Linings Playbook (R) Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: (!) 12:20-3:20-6:20-9:20 Wreck-It Ralph in 3D (PG) RealD 3D;Reserved Seating: 2:00
AMC Hoffman Center 22 206 Swamp Fox Rd.
Life of Pi 3D (PG) RealD 3D: 12:10-3:15-6:20-9:25 Red Dawn (PG-13) Digital Projection: (!) 10:50-12:15-1:15-2:40-3:50-5:15-6:25-7:509:00-10:10 Life of Pi (PG) Digital Presentation: 1:10-4:15-7:20-10:15 Skyfall (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 10:35-12:55-2:00-4:20-5:25-7:45-8:45 Rise of the Guardians (PG) Digital Presentation: (!) 12:05-1:20-2:50-5:30-6:40-8:10 Wreck-It Ralph (PG) Digital Presentation: 12:20-3:10-5:55-8:40 Flight (R) Digital Presentation: 12:25-3:40-5:10-6:55-8:30-10:20 Argo (R) Digital Presentation: 10:55-1:45-4:35-7:30-10:20 Silver Linings Playbook (R) Digital Presentation: (!) 1:05-4:05-7:10-10:15
The Sessions (R) Digital Presentation: (!) 11:05-1:30-7:40 Skyfall: The IMAX Experience (PG-13) Digital Presentation;IMAX: 12:00-3:20-6:45-10:10 Rise of the Guardians 3D (PG) RealD 3D: (!) 10:45-11:30-2:10-4:00-9:20 Wreck-It Ralph in 3D (PG) RealD 3D: 11:40-2:25 Cloud Atlas (R) Digital Presentation: 3:55-10:05 Lincoln (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 11:15-1:05-2:45-4:30-6:15-8:00-9:45 Star Trek: The Next Generation - A Celebration of Season 2 (NR) 7:00 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (PG-13) Digital Presentation: 10:40-11:2012:30-1:00-1:40-2:20-3:30-4:00-4:40-6:30-7:00-7:40-9:30-10:00
Angelika Film Center Mosaic 8200 Strawberry Lane
Life of Pi (PG) 10:45-4:15 Skyfall (PG-13) 12:30-3:45-7:10-10:25 Flight (R) 10:15-1:05-4:05-7:20-10:10 Argo (R) 11:15-1:50-4:40-7:35-10:10 Silver Linings Playbook (R) 11:25-2:05-4:45-5:45-7:25-8:35-10:05 Anna Karenina (R) 10:30-11:30-1:20-2:20-4:10-7:00-9:50 Lincoln (PG-13) 10:00-1:10-4:20-7:30-10:40 Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (PG) Life of Pi 3D (PG) 1:30-7:15-10:00
Arlington Cinema 'N' Drafthouse 2903 Columbia Pike
Hit & Run (R) 9:50
Regal Ballston Common 12 671 N. Glebe Road
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 12:00-12:30-1:00-2:00-3:30-5:00-6:30-8:00 Skyfall (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 12:40-2:10-4:105:30-6:50-7:20 Rise of the Guardians (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 1:50-2:20-4:20-4:50-7:40 Argo (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 12:20-3:50-4:40-7:30 The Sessions (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 1:30-7:20 Rise of the Guardians 3D (PG) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: (!) 12:10-3:20-6:20 Lincoln (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service: 12:50-3:50-4:307:10-7:50 Star Trek: The Next Generation - A Celebration of Season 2 (NR) 7:00
Regal Kingstowne 16 & RPX 5910 Kingstowne Towne Center
Life of Pi (PG) RPX: (!) 1:50-4:40-7:35-10:30 Flight (R) OC-Open Caption: 3:40-9:50 Life of Pi (PG) (!) 1:20-7:05 Skyfall (PG-13) 12:40-2:15-4:15-5:45-7:25-9:00-10:35 Rise of the Guardians (PG) (!) 1:30-2:25-3:50-5:05-7:45-10:15 Wreck-It Ralph (PG) 2:20-3:35-4:55-7:40-10:10 Flight (R) 12:35-6:40 Argo (R) 6:40-9:45 Silver Linings Playbook (R) 12:55-4:35-7:50-10:40 Rise of the Guardians 3D (PG) (!) 12:45-3:10-6:15-8:55 Wreck-It Ralph in 3D (PG) (!) 1:00 Lincoln (PG-13) 12:30-2:45-3:45-6:05-7:00-9:25-10:20 Life of Pi 3D (PG) (!) 4:10-10:00 Red Dawn (PG-13) 1:40-4:30-7:15-9:55 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (PG-13) 1:10-2:35-4:00-5:15-6:25-6:50-8:009:10-9:40-10:40
Regal Potomac Yard 16 3575 Jefferson Davis Highway
Flight (R) OC-Open Caption: 3:45-9:55 Life of Pi (PG) (!) 12:35-6:40 Skyfall (PG-13) 12:35-1:20-2:55-3:50-6:00-7:10-9:15-10:15 Rise of the Guardians (PG) (!) 12:30-2:10-3:20-4:50-7:30-10:00 Wreck-It Ralph (PG) 1:35-4:05-6:35-9:10 Argo (R) 6:15-9:05 Flight (R) 12:40-6:50 Silver Linings Playbook (R) 12:30-4:40-7:50-10:35 Rise of the Guardians 3D (PG) (!) 1:30-4:10-6:50-9:30 Lincoln (PG-13) 1:50-3:10-5:10-6:30-9:00-9:55 Star Trek: The Next Generation - A Celebration of Season 2 (NR) 7:00 Life of Pi 3D (PG) (!) 1:10-3:40-4:20-7:20-9:40-10:20 Red Dawn (PG-13) 1:20-4:30-7:40-10:30 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (PG-13) 12:30-1:00-2:00-3:30-4:00-5:007:00-7:45-9:50-10:35
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | E21
goingoutguide.com | Weekend Pass 60 artists will be represented in this
features approximately 150 works by
exhibit explores how new technologies
Congo before and after independence,
Fossil plants and animals found at
exhibition, which looks at how visual
20 photographers who responded to
and social and cultural shifts have
through Jan. 6. “The Evolving Universe,”
the site reveal the earliest known rain
artists began at the turn of the 20th
portrait conventions and imagined
influenced major changes in food, wine
see images of space taken through
forest, the lost world that followed
century to think about the newspaper
new ones by exploring the same
and eating in America. “Girl Scouts
telescopes and explore the time
the demise of the dinosaurs. Explore
more broadly, through Jan. 27. 4th
subjects — primarily friends, family,
1912-2012,” a new display looks at
between the creation of the universe
a full-scale model of Titanoboa and
Street and Constitution Avenue NW;
and themselves — over the course of
the organization’s 100-year history,
to present day on Earth, through July
watch a video from the Smithsonian
days, months or decades, indefinitely.
indefinitely. “Not Lost in Translation:
7. “Titanoboa: Monster Snake,” from
Channel documentary to delve into
6th Street and Constitution Avenue NW;
The Life of Clotilde Arias,” Arias,
a Colombian coal mine, scientists
the discovery, reconstruction and
who immigrated to New York from
uncovered 65-million-year-old remains
implications of this enormous reptile,
Iquitos, Peru, in 1923 at the age of 22,
of the largest snake in the world.
through Jan. 6. 10th Street and
led an atypical life and is most known
Measuring 48 feet long and weighing
Constitution Avenue NW; 202-633-1000,
for her composition “Huiracocha,”
2,500 pounds, this massive predator
which is revered and still performed
could crush and devour a crocodile.
National Gallery of Art, West Building: “Civic Pride: Dutch Group Portraits From Amsterdam,” rare depictions of meetings inside the Kloveniersdoelen, the gathering place of one of Amsterdam’s three militia companies, by Govert Flinck and Bartholomeus van der Helst are displayed. “Imperial Augsburg: Renaissance Prints and Drawings, 1475 to 1540,” this exhibit serves as an introduction to Augsburg, its artists and its cultural history during the late 15th and early 16th centuries, indefinitely. “Masterpieces of American Furniture From the Kaufman Collection, 17001830,” one of the largest and most refined collections of early American furniture in private hands acquired over the course of five decades by George M. and Linda H. Kaufman is on display. “The Serial Portrait: Photography and Identity in the Last One Hundred Years,”
National Museum of African Art: “Lalla Essaydi: Revisions,” a collection of 30 photographs and mixed-media works by the Moroccan artist, through Feb. 24. “Walt Disney-Tishman African Art Highlights,” donated to the museum in 2005, the collection features unique and rare works of traditional African art from throughout sub-Saharan Africa, through Sept. 1. 950 Independence Ave. SW; 202-633-4600, Africa.si.edu. National Museum of American History: “American Stories,” a crosssection of the museum’s vast collection of artifacts shows stories and history have shaped our national identity, indefinitely. “Food: Transforming the American Table, 1950 to 2000,” from food production to who does the cooking to where meals are consumed to what we know about what’s good for us, this
Continued on page E23
around the world. Her possessions and papers tell a story of the first half of the 20th century, 14th Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-6331000, Americanhistory.si.edu. National Museum of Natural History: “Nature’s Best Photography Awards,” portraits of plants, animals and people by the world’s best amateur and professional photographers, through April 30. “The Beautiful Time: Photography by Sammy Baloji,” Congolese photographer and videographer Sammy Baloji explores the meaning of memory in an exhibit of collages and photographs of copper mining in the Democratic Republic of
Postcards From the Edge
NOLAN WILLIAMS, JR.
A Celebration of African-American Holiday Traditions through Music and Spoken Word
NOLAN WILLIAMS, JR. ARTISTIC DIRECTOR
VOICES OF INSPIRATION SHIRLEY MURDOCK JOHN STODDART
COURTESY THE ARTIST
DECEMBER 14 & 15 . 8PM . $35 An inspiring holiday production of new and time-honored Christmas music — from African-American spirituals and gospel to jazz and R&B — woven together with selected readings from poets like Langston Hughes, Zora Neale Hurston and Paul Laurence Dunbar.
EXTRAORDINARY MINDS . EXTRAORDINARY STORIES RESPONDING TO THE PROMPT “Have you ever lost access to a place that was important to you?” people anony-
mously wrote postcards that are now part of Mark Strandquist’s “Write Home Soon” installation. The handmade cards are part of “The Ripple Effect: Currents of Socially Engaged Art,” which is now showing at the Art Museum of the Americas.
claricesmithcenter.umd.edu | 301.405.ARTS (2787)
E22 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
Shop and Dine 450+ stores, restaurants, galleries and salons ?
Dressed in holiday style! New holiday decorations light up Georgetown ? Free pedicab rides to get you to your favorite Georgetown shops every Saturday, 11/24-12/15, 12-5pm ?
Washington Harbour’s Outdoor Ice Skating Rink is now open! Stop by the “Winter on the Water” ice rink celebration on Saturday, December 1, 4-7pm. Entertainment, food and fun! Details at TheWashingtonHarbour.com
georgetown business improvement district
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | E23
goingoutguide.com | Weekend Pass Skol!
Continued from page E21
“ODIN,” A VAGUELY SCARY SOAPSTONE SCULPTURE, is one of the objects on display at the National Museum of the American Indian’s exhibit “Arctic Journeys/Ancient Memories.” Today, Odin is better known as Thor’s dad.
National Museum of the American Indian: “A Song for the Horse Nation,” explore the relationship between Native Americans and their horses in this exhibit, which includes a life-size mannequin of a horse in full beaded regalia, rifles and a Sioux tepee, through Jan. 7. “Arctic Journeys, Ancient Memories: The Sculpture of Abraham Anghik Ruben,” the sculptures envision the prehistory of the North American Arctic through myths and legends, through Jan. 2. 4th Street and Independence Avenue SW; 202-6331000, Nmai.si.edu. National Museum of Women in the Arts: “Fabulous! Portraits by Michele Mattei,” this selection of portraits features women who have devoted their lives to the arts, through Jan. 13. “High Fiber: Women to Watch 2012,” the exhibit highlights fibers and fiber techniques in contemporary art, through Jan. 6. “New York Avenue Sculpture Project: Chakaia Booker,” Continued on page E24
COL. PETER MICHAEL GISH, USMCR
From Every Peril to the Corps
“ARTISTS WHO CAN KICK YOUR BUTT” is the theme of “Fly, Marines! The Centennial of Marine Corps Aviation 1912-2012,” now showing at the Air and Space Museum. “Carrier Bound,” above, was painted by Col. Peter Michael Gish, because Marines don’t paint things like flowers and fruit. Unless those flowers and fruits can explode or fly or otherwise be awesome.
JAKE SHIMABUKURO ukulele virtuoso
National Museum of the American Indian Rasmuson Theater Fourth St and Independence Ave, SW Washington, DC 20024
Free and open to the public. Smithsonian Institution
Life on Four Strings A documentary about Jake Shimabukuro and ukulele music with a personal appearance by Mr. Shimabukuro.
Presented by Smithsonian Asian Paciﬁc American Center Center for Asian American Media Paciﬁc Islanders in Communications
E24 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
Young Robin Hood
Weekend Pass | goingoutguide.com explored through portraits, stories
commemorated the 10th anniversary
use of free verse, through the 1970s,
Chakaia Booker exhibits her rubber-
and objects, through Jan. 27. “A Will of
of the Girl Scouts are on view, through
with poets such as Yusef Komunyakaa,
tire-based pieces outside the museum
Their Own: Judith Sargent Murray and
May 31. “Mathew Brady’s Photographs
the exhibition explores how American
along New York Avenue as part of a
Women of Achievement in the Early
of Union Generals,” studio portraits by
poets contributed to the making of
series of changing installations of
Republic,” seven portraits of women
one of the most famous photographers
American literature, through April 28.
contemporary works by women artists,
who figured prominently during and
of the Civil War. “One Life: Amelia
“Portraiture Now: Drawing on the Edge,”
through March 9, 2014. Ongoing exhibits:
after the American Revolution, through
Earhart,” timed to coincide with the 75th
the painstaking techniques of Mequitta
works by female artists, indefinitely.
Sept. 2. “Juliette Gordon Low and the
anniversary of her disappearance, this
Ahuja, Mary Borgman, Adam Chapman,
1250 New York Ave. NW; 202-783-5000,
100th Anniversary of Girl Scouts,” to
one-room exhibition will bring together
Ben Durham, Till Freiwald and Rob
mark the centennial of the Girl Scouts, a
a selection of portraits of Earhart in all
Matthew are explored, through Aug. 18.
portrait of Juliet Gordon Low, the group’s
artistic media, through May 27. “Poetic
“The Confederate Sketches of Adalbert
founder, a patent award, a membership
Likeness: Modern American Poets,”
Volck,” sketches by the German-born
pin and photographs of Low when she
beginning with Walt Whitman and his
Confederate propagandist and
Continued from page E23
Kids $10 & $15 • Thru Dec. 30
National Portrait Gallery: “1812: A Nation Emerges,” the War of 1812 and its place in American history are
1811 14TH ST NW www.blackcatdc.com NOV-DEC THU 29
TANLINES SUPREME CUTS
DR. WHO HAPPY HOUR
E X C L U S I V E
S C R E E N I N G
ALEX MINOFF $15
1 EPISODE & DRINK SPECIALS $FREE
Chester Simpson Photography
W/ STEVE EP $FREE
GUARDS $15 HELLMOUTH HAPPY HOUR
1 EPISODE OF BUFFY & DRINK SPECIALS!
1 MOON/BOUNCE DANCING AFFAIR $7
KIDS THESE DAYS
SAT 8 SUN 9
WITCH HAT $10
ELENA & LOS FULANOS $15 OREO JONES JACOBER $10
STACKED LIKE PANCAKES
Shop, Dine & Celebrate
DJ JOSIAH (SIRIUS XMU) $FREE
On Alexandria’s Historic Main Streets
Enjoy our independently owned shops and national retailers. Visit with Santa and Mrs. Claus. And stroll our decorated and illuminated main streets. To find unique holiday shopping and memorable events, or to make restaurant reservations, go to VisitAlexandriaVA.com.
DJS JAKE STARR, DIANAMATIC, ANDI SUPREME $5
AND I AM NOT LYING $12/$15
DVD SCREENING & RELEASE:
MAXIMUM SUMMER THE BEPSTEIN DOC FEATURING A SPECIAL GUEST PERFORMANCE BY
THE BEPSTEIN SHOW $6
THE VACANT LOTS
OLD SILENT MOUNTAINS $10/$12
SCREEN VINYL IMAGE
MEGAN JEAN & THE KLAY FAMILY BAND
UPCOMING SHOWS 12/14-EIGHTYS MAYHEM, 12/15-BLACK TAXI, 12/19-ROCK & SHOP, 12/21END OF THE WORLD PARTY, 12/22-RIGHT ROUND UP!, 12/25-4TH ANNUAL JAMES BROWN DEATHMAS HOLIDAY BASH 12/31-BLACK CAT NEW YEARS EVE BALL WE ARE 3 BLOCKS FROM THE U STREET / CARDOZO METRO STATION TICKETS: TICKETALTERNATIVE.COM 1-877-725-8849
Please join Focus Features and Washington Post Live at Landmark’s E Street Cinema on Wednesday, December 5th at 7 PM for a screening of “Hyde Park on Hudson.” The ﬁlm will be followed by a discussion and a reception at Elephant & Castle. For more information, and to RSVP, please visit WashingtonPostLive.com. Tickets are free, but space is limited. Questions? Please e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org.
ADVANCING THE CONVERSATION.
Thru Jan. 6 Thru Dec. 23 Nov. 29 Nov. 30 Dec. 1 Dec. 1 Dec. 1 Dec. 7
Christmas at Mount Vernon Santa Claus is Coming to Old Town Torpedo Factory Art Center’s Holiday Open House A Christmas Marketplace Campagna Center Scottish Christmas Walk Parade The Campagna Center Holiday Designer Tour of Homes Alexandria Holiday Boat Parade of Lights Holiday on the Avenue in Del Ray
703.746.3301 Visit us online for a complete calendar of events and sign up for our free Access Alexandria e-newsletter. © 2012, Alexandria Convention & Visitors Association. All rights reserved.
Online Restaurant Reservations Powered By
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | E25
goingoutguide.com | Weekend Pass
Comedy Club & Restaurant 1140 Connecticut Ave. Washington, DC 20036
ALL SHOWS 18 & OVER DAVE ATTELL
DEC 6 - 9
DEC 13 - 16
NOV 29 - DEC 2 Comedy Central & Dave’s Old Porn
The Daily Show, Conan, Last Comic Standing, HBO & MSNBC Conan & Comedy Central
NEW YEAR’S EVE CELEBRATION SHOWS DEC 31 HAPPY Adam Ferrara hosts NEW YEAR! 8pm Dinner Show & 10:15pm Countdown Show. For party details & prices check Special Event out dcimprov.com
DEC 19 - 22
DEC 28 - 30
Chelsea Lately, Soul Plane & Comedy Central
Rescue Me, Top Gear & Comedy Central
JAN 4 & 5
JAN 10 - 13
Last Comic Standing, Ellen, & Comedy Central
Chappelle’s Show, Comedy Central & VH1
Special Event The Tom Joyner Morning Show & HBO
Buy tickets @ dcimprov.com or 202.296.7008
BE SHAKEN & STIRRED AT SMITHSONIAN’S IMAX® THEATERS
DAVID HUMPHREY’S STYLE is cheerful and bold, but behind the brightness lies commentary on what it means to be human. (He also paints kittens and puppies a lot.) A selection of paintings from the past 10 years (including 2007’s “Red Car”) are part of “David Humphrey: Pets, a President, and the Others,” now at American University’s Katzen Arts Center.
lithographer, through Jan. 21. 8th and F
balance,” showcases 15 recent pieces
exhibit, which includes 59 paintings
streets NW; 202-633-1000, Npg.si.edu.
that investigate the balance between
and 18 vintage photographs, through
natural and social forces, and between
April 28. Abstract drawings, the exhibit
new technologies and historical styles,
presents a selection of 46 works on
through Feb. 10. 1600 21st St. NW; 202-
paper from the Smithsonian American
Newseum: “Every Four Years: Presidential Campaigns and the Press,” a look at how media coverage of presidential campaigns has evolved from William McKinley’s 1896 campaign to the present day, through Jan. 27. “The Eyes of History 2012,” more than 70 of the best news images of the people, events and issues that shaped the nation and the world in 2011 from the White House News Photographers Association, through March 29. 555 Pennsylvania Ave. NW; 888-639-7386, Newseum.org. Phillips Collection: “Per Kirkeby: Paintings and Sculpture,” the most comprehensive display of the Danish artist’s work in the United States to date features 26 richly layered paintings and 11 striking bronze models, through Jan. 6. “Picturing the Sublime: Photographs From the Joseph and Charlotte Lichtenberg Collection,” 11 photographs document how artists use the camera to capture the beauty and destruction of the natural world. Includes works by Ansel Adams, Josef Koudelka, Edward Burtynsky, Lynn Davis, Richard Misrach, Francis Frith and Carleton Watkins, through Jan. 13. Intersections: Xavier Veilhan, the show, entitled “(IN)
387-2151, Phillipscollection.org. Renwick Gallery: “40 Under 40: Craft Futures,” crafts by artists born since 1972, encompassing industrial design, installation art, sustainable manufacturing and fashion, through Feb. 3. 17th Street and Pennsylvania Avenue NW; 202-633-1000, Americanart.si.edu. S. Dillon Ripley Center: “Sustaining/ Creating,” this national juried exhibition presents works by emerging artists with disabilities, through Jan. 13. 1100 Jefferson Dr. SW; 202-633-1000, Si.edu/ museums/ripley-center. Smithsonian American Art Museum: “Inventing a Better Mousetrap: Patent Models From the Rothschild Collection,” models of mousetraps and other inventions show the different patents inventors submitted in the 19th century, through Nov. 3, 2013. “The Civil War and American Art,” genre and landscape paintings capture the transformative impact of the war. Pieces by Winslow Homer, Eastman Johnson, Frederic Church and Sanford Gifford anchor the
Art Museum’s permanent collection that are rarely on public display, through Jan. 6. 8th and F streets NW; 202-633-1000, Americanart.si.edu.
Smithsonian Anacostia Community Museum: “Reclaiming the Edge: Urban Waterways and Civic Engagement,” the exhibit examines civic attempts to recover, clean up, re-imagine or engineer urban rivers for community access and use, through Aug. 18. 1901 Fort Pl. SE; 202-633-4820, Anacostia.si.edu. Susan Calloway Fine Arts: “Variations on a Grid,” Russian artist Natasha Karpinskaia’s collection of paintings and monotypes, opening Sat., through Jan. 5. 1643 Wisconsin Ave. NW; 202-965-4601, Callowayart.com. Textile Museum: “Dragons, Nagas, and Creatures of the Deep,” textiles from the 12th through 20th centuries commemorating the Asian calendar’s year of the dragon, through Jan. 6. “The Sultan’s Garden: The Blossoming of Ottoman Art,” an examination of the role of flowers in mid-16th-century Ottoman creations, through March 10. 2320 S St. Continued on page E26
NOW SHOWING AT NATIONAL MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY WASHINGTON, DC
STEVEN F. UDVAR-HAZY CENTER CHANTILLY, VA
Scan code to purchase tickets and view trailer.
E26 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
Weekend Pass | goingoutguide.com Continued from page E25
And Your Red Top Hat Looks Stupid
ARTHUR DOVE’S “THE CRITIC” SKEWERS a nasty reviewer
through collage. The piece is on view as part of the National Gallery’s “Shock of the News” exhibit, showcasing art that incorporates newspapers.
Continued on page E29
CAMILO JOSE VERGARA
The Old Print Gallery: Second Annual Winter Contemporary Show, works by established and up-and-coming printmakers including Karima Muyaes, Tenjin Ikeda, Susan Goldman, Philip Bennet and Clare Romano, through Feb. 9. 1220 31st St. NW; 202-965-1818, Oldprintgallery.com. LAST CHANCE Torpedo Factory Art Center/Art League Gallery: “Andrew Zimmermann: Cold River,” large black-and-white photographs of the frozen Colorado landscape, through Dec. 3. “Small Works and Large Works,” Art League members submit either their small works or their large works to be judged, indefinitely. AllMedia Membership Show, Art League Gallery artists show works in a variety of media and subject matter, through Jan. 7. Holiday Ornament Collection, sale of handcrafted ornaments by Art League Gallery members, through Jan. 2. Up Close and Too Personal exhibit, colored pencil exhibit by Suzanne Vigil, through Jan. 7. Art League Gallery, Room 21, 105 N. Union St., Alexandria; 703-683-1780, Theartleague.org.
NATIONAL GALLERY OF ART
NW; 202-667-0441, Textilemuseum.org.
YOU CAN EXPERIENCE DETROIT WITHOUT ACTUALLY GOING at the National Building Museum’s photo
exhibit “Detroit Is No Dry Bones.” The pictures, taken by author Camilo Jose Vergara, depict the ruins of Detroit but emphasize the survival instinct of its citizens over the despair of a dying city.
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | E27
E28 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | E29
goingoutguide.com | Weekend Pass Continued from page E26
Touchstone: “Course Corrections: Gale Waller,” paintings and drawings by Gale Wallar, opening Fri., indefinitely. “The Best of Touchstone..,” a 40-member holiday show, opening Fri., indefinitely. 901 New York Ave. NW; 202-347-2787, Touchstonegallery.com. U.S. Botanic Garden: “Seasons Greenings,” the exhibit explores how people use plants in holiday traditions, through Jan. 1. 100 Maryland Ave. SW; 202-225-8333, Usbg.gov.
►stage POWERED BY WWW.GOINGOUTGUIDE.COM
LAST CHANCE 16th Annual Dance
Place Youth Festival: Performances showcasing the next generation of artistic excellence from the D.C. area curated by Dance Place Step Team artistic director Donna Kearney, opens Sat. indefinitely, $22, $17 Dance Place members, ages 55 and older, teachers (pre-K-12), artists, $10 college students, $8 ages 2-17. Dance Place, 3225 8th St. NE; 202-269-1600, Danceplace.org.
A Broadway Christmas Carol: Story of the Dickens tale with parodies of Broadway songs, indefinitely, $25-$55. MetroStage, 1201 N. Royal St., Alexandria; 800-494-8497, Metrostage.org. A Christmas Carol: Edward Gero returns to play Ebenezer Scrooge in Charles Dickens’ classic tale, indefinitely, $22-$89. Ford’s Theatre, 511 10th St. NW; 202-347-4833, Fordstheatre.org. A Christmas Carol: The Little Theatre of Alexandria performs Charles Dickens’ classic, opens Fri. indefinitely, $15. Little Theatre of Alexandria, 600 Wolfe St., Alexandria; 703-683-0496, Thelittletheatre.com. A Christmas Carol: A Ghost Story of Christmas: Paul Morella stars in the one-man show that uses only the words from Charles Dickens’ novella. For age 10 and older, opens Fri. indefinitely, $26. Olney Theatre Center, 2001 Olney-Sandy Spring Road, Olney; 301-924-3400, Olneytheatre.org. A Killing Game: A plague threatens to wipe out the cast (and audience) in Dog and Pony DC’s show, indefinitely, $17. Capitol Hill Arts Workshop, 545 7th St. SE; 202-547-6839, Chaw.org.
A Little House Christmas: A storm threatens to disrupt the holiday celebrations of a pioneer family, indefinitely, $19. Glen Echo Park, Adventure Theatre MTC, 7300 MacArthur Blvd., Glen Echo; 301-6342270, Adventuretheatre.org. A Midsummer Night’s Dream: Shakespeare’s magical romantic comedy is staged, indefinitely, $43$105. Sidney Harman Hall, 610 F St. NW; 202-547-1122, Shakespearetheatre.org. LAST CHANCE All My Sons: Two families are torn apart when one man is falsely imprisoned and the guilty party gets away. Presented by Keegan Theatre, indefinitely, $35, $30 seniors and students. Church Street Theater, 1742 Church St. NW; 703-892-0202, Keegantheatre.com. Altar Boyz: A pop-rock musical comedy about a fictitious boy band on the last night of their national “Raise the Praise” tour, indefinitely, $30; students, $15. 1st Stage, 1524 Spring Hill Road, McLean; 703-854-1856, 1ststagespringhill.org. Black Nativity: Theater Alliance gives a gospel twist to the story of the nativity, through Jan. 5. Atlas Performing Arts Continued on page E30
Who You Gonna Call? Ghosts of Christmas Past!
December is Fabulous!
Russian Winter Festival Sat, December 8, 10am–5pm (Estate open until 7pm) Sun, December 9, 1–5pm Celebrate the holidays in Old Russian style at this annual holiday favorite! See the new one-act play based on traditional Russian stories, meet Grandfather Frost and the Snow Maiden, hear lively winter Russian folk music performed live, and more.
Special Exhibition Final Weeks On View Through Dec 30 Prêt-à-Papier: The Exquisite Art of Isabelle de Borchgrave Don’t miss your ﬁnal chance to enter a world of splendor where Belgian artist Isabelle de Borchgrave crumples, pleats, and paints ordinary paper to recreate fashion history’s most iconic costumes and designs, all on view for the ﬁrst time in Washington, D.C.
Fabulous Wreath Workshops Sat, December 1, 10:30am–12:30pm & 2–4pm (both sessions sold out) Sat, December 15 10:30am–12:30pm & 2–4pm Take an inspiring walk through the grounds with our horticulturist, then create your own festive wreath of fresh greens to take home. Supplies provided. Limited to 12 people.
Christmas Sale December 18–January 20 Enjoy spectacular savings on Christmas merchandise, decorations, and gifts. A Serene Sunday Sun, December 30, 1–5pm Have a peaceful ending to the holiday season and take in Hillwood’s holiday splendor one ﬁnal time.
Where Fabulous Lives
IT’S THE SEASON FOR CHARLES DICKENS, and you could do worse than Olney Theatre Center’s one-man production of the classic “A Christmas Carol.” Local actor Paul Morella, who also wrote the adaptation, stars as Ebenezer Scrooge — and all the other characters.
Where Fabulous Lives
For more information call 202.686.5807 or visit HillwoodMuseum.org 4155 Linnean Ave. NW, Washington DC Free parking Facebook.com/HillwoodMuseum
E30 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
Weekend Pass | goingoutguide.com Stop, In the Name of Sparkles
Continued from page E29
LAST CHANCE Lar Lubovitch Dance
Center, 1333 H St. NE; 202-399-7993,
Company: The New York-based
company makes its Kennedy Center debut with a program including “North Star,” set to Philip Glass; “The Legend of Ten,” set to Brahms; and “Crisis Variations,” set to a score by Yevgeniy Sharlat, through Fri., $22-$65. Kennedy Center, Eisenhower Theater, 2700 F St.
Cinderella: Indefinitely. Olney Theatre Center, 2001 Olney-Sandy Spring Road, Olney; 301-924-3400, Olneytheatre.org. SUNDAY ONLY ClancyWorks Dance Company: Opens Sun., free. Kennedy Center, Theater Lab, 2700 F St. NW; 202467-4600, 800-444-1324, Kennedycenter.org. Dreamgirls: The play follows the challenging rise of a Motown girl group in Chicago, through Jan. 6, $62-$86. Signature Theatre, 4200 Campbell Ave., Arlington; 703-820-9771, Signaturetheatre.org. LAST CHANCE Flamenco Aparicio Dance Company: Edwin Aparicio leads a dazzling troupe of dancers, cantaores and guitarists from Spain, New York and Los Angeles, opens Fri. indefinitely, $18-$30. GALA Hispanic Theatre, 3333 14th St. NW; 202-2347174, Galatheatre.org. LAST CHANCE Heroes: Indefinitely. Everyman Theatre, 1727 N. Charles St., Baltimore; 410-752-2208, Everymantheatre.org.
GIRL GROUP THE DREAMS (from left, Kara-Tameika Watkins, Shayla Simmons and Crystal Joy), who are not even a little bit based on real-life Motown legends the Supremes, belt it out through all the hairspray and sequins in Signature Theatre’s production of “Dreamgirls.”
strathmore COMING TO
Christmas In Cape Breton THURSDAY, DECEMBER 6, 8PM
3701 Mount Vernon Ave. Alexandria, VA • 703-549-7500
For entire schedule go to Birchmere.com Find us on Facebook/Twitter! Tix @ Ticketmaster.com 800-745-3000 Nov 29
‘Will’s Birthday Celebration!’
WILL DOWNING Andy Dec 1 CHRIS SMITHER Friedman 2 BLOOD SWEAT & TEARS Daryl 4 THE ROBERT CRAY BAND Davis 5
NW; 202-467-4600, Kennedy-center.org. Miracle on 34th Street: A nice old man who claims to be Santa Claus is defended in court by a young lawyer, opens Fri. indefinitely, $16. Arts Barn, 311 Kent Square Road, Gaithersburg; 301-258-6394, Gaithersburgmd.gov/ artsbarn. My Fair Lady: Molly Smith, the director of last season’s hit “Oklahoma!,” returns with a staging of George Bernard Shaw’s musical about a man who sets out to turn a woman into a lady by ridding her of her accent, through Jan. 6. Arena Stage, 1101 Sixth St. SW; 202-488-3300, Arenastage.org. SATURDAY ONLY Oh! Hanukkah!: Hanukkah and two other Jewish stories are told using puppets and music, opens Sat., free. National Theatre, 1321
theartleague’s madison annex | November 30-December 2 305 Madison Street | Alexandria, VA
An Evening with
PHIL VASSAR 6 A PETER WHITE CHRISTMAS w/Mindi Abair & Rick Braun
A SMOOTH JAZZ HOLIDAY
DAVE KOZ AND FRIENDS:
Wild & Swingin’ Holiday Party
Featuring exhibits, artist demos, live music, a live steamroller printing, a wearable art runway show, food and drinks, & Ceramic and Jewelry sales
14 15 ‘Jingle Babes!’ featuring SALLY FINGERETT, DEBI SMITH, DEIDRE FLINT, MARCY MARXER
FOUR BITCHIN’ BABES
Annual Holiday Ceramic Sale Friday, November 30-Sunday, December 2
Hours: Fri, 12noon-9pm; Sat, 10am-6pm; Sun, 12noon-5pm
Artfête FREE Open House & Holiday Party Friday, November 30, 6-9pm
JUDY COLLINS ‘Christmas Show’ HOWARD HEWETT
Co-Presented by Blues Alley
www.strathmore.org • (301)581-5100 StrathmoreTicketOffice
An Intimate Holiday Evening with Seth Walker
A JOHN WATERS CHRISTMAS! 11 BIG BAD VOODOO DADDY’s
CHRISTMAS TOUR 2012 David Benoit, Sheila E., Javier Colon and introducing Margo Rey
MONDAY, DECEMBER 3, 8PM
J.D. CROWE & THE NEW SOUTH
Holiday Jewelry Sale Friday, November 30-Sunday, December 2 Hours: Fri, 12noon-9pm; Sat, 10am-4pm ; Sun, 12noon-4pm
More info at theartleague.org
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | E31
goingoutguide.com | Weekend Pass Pennsylvania Ave. NW; 202-628-6161, Nationaltheatre.org. Pullman Porter Blues: Set in 1937 and with a sound track of new and traditional blues songs, this world premiere follows three generations of porters as they struggle to survive, through Jan. 6. Arena Stage, 1101 6th St. SW; 202-488-3300, Arenastage.org. Seussical: A person’s a person, no matter how small, and Dr. Seuss is the one who tells that to all. The familyfriendly musical is based on the works of Dr. Seuss. Here you’ll find Horton the Elephant, the Whos, Gertrude McFuzz and other enchanting characters, through Jan. 6, $10-$25. Imagination Stage, 4908 Auburn Ave., Bethesda; 301280-1660, Imaginationstage.org. LAST CHANCE Shear Madness: The audience plays armchair detective in the record-breaking comedy, at the Kennedy Center for more than 20 years, through Fri., $48. Kennedy Center, Theater Lab, 2700 F St. NW; 202-467-4600, 800-4441324, Kennedy-center.org. Six Characters in Search of an Author: WSC Avant Bard presents Luigi Pirandello’s play within a play.
Opens, 7:30 Thursdays-Saturdays, 2
$91. Warner Theatre, 13th and E streets
p.m. Saturdays-Sundays, through Dec.
NW; 202-783-4000, Warnertheatredc
9. For a complete schedule, visit the website, indefinitely, $25-$35, $23-$32 seniors and students. Artisphere, 1101 Wilson Blvd., Arlington; 703-875-1100, Artisphere.com. The Aliens: A teenage coffee shop employee attempts to kick out a couple of loitering slackers and instead begins to appreciate their ways, indefinitely, $39-$72. Studio Theatre, 1501 14th St. NW; 202-332-3300, Studiotheatre.org. The Mostly True Adventures of Homer P. Figg: In this new play, an orphan journeys into Civil War battles to save his brother, indefinitely, $18. Kennedy Center, Family Theater, 2700 F St. NW; 202-467-4600, Kennedy-center.org. The Night Before Christmas: Comedy ensues when a burglar is caught on Christmas Eve and claims to be an elf. Presented by Theater Alliance, indefinitely, $15-$25. H Street Playhouse, 1365 H St. NE; 202-5440703, Hstreetplayhouse.com. Washington Ballet: Septime Webre’s adaptation of “The Nutcracker” is set in historic Washington, indefinitely, $57-
.com. Wonderful Life: Jason Lott stars in the one-man show about a man who realizes the value of his life. Presented by Theater Alliance and Hub Theatre, indefinitely, $35. H Street Playhouse, 1365 H St. NE; 202-544-0703, Hstreetplayhouse.com. LAST CHANCE Woody Sez: The Words, Music & Spirit of Woody Guthrie: The folk artist’s life is told through his music, scenes from his life and excerpts from his writings, indefinitely. Theater J, 1529 16th St. NW; 800-494-8497, Theaterj.org. LAST CHANCE You for Me for You: A North Korean flees to the United States, vowing to one day save the sister she had to leave behind, indefinitely, $20-$67.50. Woolly Mammoth Theatre, 641 D St. NW; 202-393-3939, Woollymammoth.net. Young Robin Hood: The archer’s origins are told, indefinitely. Round House Theatre, 4545 East West Hwy., Bethesda; 240-644-1100, Roundhousetheatre.org.
DYNAMIC EVENTS FASCINATING PEOPLE CAPTIVATING STORIES
CAN SCIENCE SAVE OUR PLANET? Big Sam’s Funky Nation General Admission Dance Big band funk rooted in New Orleans jazz SAT., DECEMBER 1
Locust Swarms & Ozone Holes Nobel Laureate in Chemistry
Behavioral Ecologist & Biologist
Schooner Fare Maritime melodies and high-ﬂying harmonies THURS. & FRI., DECEMBER 6 & 7
Thu, Dec 6 TALK • 7:30 PM
Brother & Sister Adventurers
ERIC & SARAH McNAIR-LANDRY
Ari Hest Acoustically inclined folk-rocker with poignant and heartfelt songs. SAT., JANUARY 5
Yeah, Well, to Him, YOU’RE the Alien
Fri, Nov 30 • 7 PM RECEPTION FOLLOWS
BeauSoleil avec Michael Doucet
Kite Skiing the Northwest Passage
General Admission Dance THURS., JANUARY 10
The Discovery Series
JACK Quartet Derek Bermel, clarinet FRI., JANUARY 11
Paul Cebar Tomorrow Sound General Admission Dance SAT., JANUARY 12
Tue, Dec 11 • 7 PM
WED., JANUARY 16
What Makes a Society Successful?
Christopher Cross FRI. & SAT., JANUARY 18 & 19
Ralph Stanley WED., JANUARY 23
A LOOK AT HUMAN & CHIMPANZEE COMMUNITIES
Nobel Laureate in Economic Science
& The Clinch Mountain Boys
Special Guest: Chelsea Berry THURS., JANUARY 24
The Discovery Series
Steven Isserlis, cello Kirill Gerstein, piano
FRI., JANUARY 25
Tom Chapin SAT., JANUARY 26
AND MANY MORE!
IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR GUNS AND SPACE EXPLOSIONS, you may be disappointed by “The Aliens.” If
you’re content to see Jasper and KJ (Peter O’Connor and Scot McKenzie) ruminate about life and be underappreciated musical and literary geniuses, you’ll be just fine.
TICKETS: $18-22 202.857.7700 www.nglive.org/dc Grosvenor Auditorium at National Geographic
1600 M St. NW • Free parking Metro stops: Farragut N & W
E32 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
I.M.P. PRESENTS G.M.U. Patriot Center • Fairfax, VA SURPRISE! AT THE CLUB!
thievery corporation JANUARY 17 THIS WEEK’S SHOWS
w/ Juicy J • Chevy Woods • Lola Monroe • Tuki Carter and Berner....................................... DECEMBER 6
ALL THINGS GOLD PRESENTS
Chiddy Bang w/ Gordon Voidwell & RDGLDGRN ........................... Th 29 ALL GOOD PRESENTS
Dark Star Orchestra Continuing the Grateful Dead Concert Experience ............................. F 30
ALL GOOD PRESENTS
NOTE NEW DATE!
The Smashing Pumpkins w/ Morning Parade ............................................ DECEMBER 9 All 11/3 tickets will be honored.
Dark Star Orchestra Continuing the Grateful Dead Concert Experience .................... Sa DEC 1
X & Reverend Horton Heat w/ Not in the Face ........................... Tu 4 The Faint plays Danse Macabre w/ Trust & Icky Blossoms ......... W 5 DECEMBER
............................ MARCH 24
Jason Isbell and The 400 Unit w/ Communist Daughter Late Show! 10pm Doors .................................................... Su 9
Nada Surf w/ Eternal Summers.......................................................................... Tu 11 Matisyahu ............................................................................................................... Th 13 Of Montreal w/ Foxygen & French Horn Rebellion ........................................... F 14 ALL GOOD PRESENTS
Scythian w/ Cutthroat Shamrock ....................................................................... Sa 15 Streetlight Manifesto w/ Lionize ................................................................... Su 16 Concrete Blonde w/ Jim Bianco ........................................................................ M 17 GWAR w/ Kepone & Iron Reagan.......................................................................... Th 20 No Scrubs: ‘90s Dance Party with DJs Will Eastman and Brian Billion.......... F 21 Virginia Coalition................................................................................................ Sa 22 Clutch w/ Mondo Generator • Saviours • Wino ................................................... W 26 ALL GOOD PRESENTS
Rebirth Brass Band w/ The Funk Ark........................................................... Th 27
Lyric Opera House • Baltimore, MD
Matchbox Twenty ...
9:30 Club Presents at 9:30 CLUB PRESENTS AT U STREET MUSIC HALL U STREET MUSIC HALL
RING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH
w/ Deer Tick.........................................................................................Sa 29 w/ Lee Fields and The Expressions..................................................Su 30 w/ North Mississippi Allstars Duo Complimentary Champagne Toast at Midnight! ..M 31 Reduced-price 3-Night Ticket Available
Delta Rae .................................................................................................................. Sa 5 SPEAKEASYDC PRESENTS THE THIRD ANNUAL
Top Shelf A showcase of the best stories of the year .........................................Su 6 Yellowcard w/ Young Blood & The Assembly Line Early Show! 5pm Doors ......... F 11 ALL THINGS GOLD PRESENTS
The Knocks Late Show! 10pm Doors ......................................................................... F 11 Martin Sexton Early Show! 7pm Doors ...................................................................Sa 12 BLOWOFF featuring the DJ Sounds of Bob Mould & Richard Morel 21+ to enter. ................................................................Sa 12 BASS NATION DC PRESENTS THE RELOADED TOUR FEATURING
The Vortex with Datsik ................................................................................... Su 13 Purity Ring w/ Young Magic ................................................................................... M 14 Jessie Ware w/ Rochelle Jordan .........................................................................Tu 15 Little Big Town .......................................................................Th FEBRUARY 14 MANY MORE SHOWS ON SALE!
9:30 CUPCAKES The best thing you could possibly put in your mouth Cupcakes by BUZZ... your neighborhood bakery in Alexandria, VA. | www.buzzonslaters.com
EL VEZ - MEX-mas! w/ Jumpin’ Jupiter...................................................................M DEC 3 Anika ................................................................................................................................... Th 6 Black Moth Super Rainbow w/ Casket Girls............................................................. Sa 8 Rachael Yamagata w/ Ed Romanoff & Adrien Reju....................................................... Su 9 Action Item w/ Before You Exit & Hello Highway ....................................................Tu JAN 8
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | 19
Google Is Unimpressed Bing’s users search for Kim Kardashian more than any other celeb 35
Jingle Bell Rock
It’s that time of year again, when musicians dust off
holiday classics in an effort to soundtrack your seasonal celebrations. And nothing gets people in the holiday spirit quite like the sound of sleigh bells, songs about Santa Claus or the umpteenth rendition of “Silent Night.” With that in mind, here’s a sampling of this year’s batch of holiday-themed, musical stocking stuffers. (AP/E X PRES S)
Slinging Arrows Arrows are trending on TV. Crossbows fire regularly on “The Walking Dead” and “Revolution.” But really, the hot spot for TV arrows is the new CW series “Arrow,” about a vigilant archer (Wednesdays, 8 p.m.). “Arrow” is the superhero identity of spoiled rich kid Oliver Queen, who was shipwrecked on an island where he sculpted his abs, learned Russian and perfected the art of bow-and-arrowing. Back at home in By Marc Starling City, he dons a Silver green hoodie — and no one recognizes him even though you can see his nose and mouth — and shoots people who betrayed him or his dad or something. Plot clarity is not “Arrow’s” strong suit. Why is “Arrow” a hit? My theory: First: Arrows are silent, deadly … and sustainable! After piercing someone with an arrow, you simply pull it out, wipe it off and reuse. Second reason: The dialogue! Mentor to Arrow: “You want survive this place bird not last thing you kill.” Arrow to confidant: “I have to be the person I need them to see me as.” To paraphrase Shakespeare, we’re outrageously fortunate that the writers are slinging such hilariously bad verbal arrows. Read Marc’s previous columns at: expressnightout.com/muse
CeeLo Green “CEELO’S MAGIC MOMENT” CeeLo Green is having a pop culture moment, but he can’t sustain the magic throughout this uneven album of Christmas songs. The opening track, “What Christmas Means to Me,” kicks things off with a flourish of horns and keyboards, but by the time Kermit the Frog appears for “All I Need Is Love” and Straight No Chaser joins him for “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,” you’ll be hitting the skip button. In between there’s a decent duet with fellow “The Voice” judge Christina Aguilera on “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.”
“ON THIS WINTER’S NIGHT”
Lady Antebellum gave us a Christmas tease two years ago with “A Merry Little Christmas,” an EP that had only a handful of tracks. On their first full-length holiday album, “On This Winter’s Night,” they show there’s more where that came from, offering plenty of holiday cheer with their trademark gorgeous harmonies, interwoven with beautiful renditions of holiday staples. The trio puts its unique stamp on songs like “All I Want for Christmas Is You,” turning Mariah Carey’s upbeat classic into a lovely, soulful slow groove; do Donny Hathaway proud on “This Christmas”; and give an emotional, stirring version of “I’ll Be Home for Christmas.”
“Holidays Rule” features classic Christmas tunes interpreted by indie rockers such as the Shins, Rufus Wainwright, the Civil Wars and fun. Ex-Beatle Paul McCartney offers a warm, jazzy take on “The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire),” while the Shins’ “Wonderful Christmastime” hearkens to the Beach Boys’ sunny sound. And Wainwright, with Sharon Van Etten, turns in a sultry version of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” that makes listeners want to cuddle by the fireplace.
“A VERY SPECIAL CHRISTMAS: 25 YEARS BRINGING JOY TO THE WORLD” This marks the silver anniversary for the series that began in 1987 to benefit the Special Olympics. Since then, it’s become one of the most successful charities in recording history, generating more than $100 million for the organization. Standout performances include Cheap Trick redoing “I Want You to Want Me” as “I Want You for Christmas,” the crooning of Michael Buble on “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas” and a live“Christmas Song” by the Dave Matthews Band.
“A LAURIE BERKNER CHRISTMAS” If you have kids under the age of 5, this is probably the only Christmas album you need this year. Never let it be said that this mother doesn’t know her audience. There are 15 tracks here, including three originals. Every song is simple, melodic and sung with an infectious joy that the preschool set immediately appreciates. The best feature children singing along, like “Santa’s Coming to My House Tonight.” There are also a few traditional holiday songs for kids such as “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,” ‘’Frosty the Snowman” and “We Wish You a Merry Christmas.” Each features simple beats, a sing-song cadence and even a muted trombone or two.
“MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY” There’s not a dentist office in America that won’t be piping this album into its waiting room this holiday season. And that’s not a good thing, considering it comes from the man who gave us “Stay With Me,” ‘’Hot Legs” and “Young Hearts.” Rod Stewart’s first Christmas album is so safe, so tame and so unimaginative that it sounds like 100 other Christmas albums before it. There’s literally not one truly memorable — or even halfway engaging — arrangement on this disc, despite a roster of all-star talent that lends a hand, including Mary J. Blige and Michael Buble.
Blake Shelton “CHEERS, IT’S CHRISTMAS” Blake Shelton’s new Christmas album is full of mellow, tasteful renditions of holiday classics and packed with featured performers. His wife, Miranda Lambert, appears on “Jingle Bell Rock,” and her trio Pistol Annies lends a hand on “Blue Christmas.” Country legend Reba McEntire shows up on “Oklahoma Christmas.” The earnestness reaches a peak with an appearance by Shelton’s mother, Dorothy Shackleford, on “Time for Me to Come Home.”
20 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
The Winery at Olney $18 for Indoor Wine Tasting Package for 2 ($36 Value!) Located in the upscale Fair Hill Shopping Center, The Winery at Olney introduces the unique concept of bringing a working winery to an urban, retail setting. Each of the 18 varietals is fermented on-site using grape product from Napa Valley, Tuscany and beyond. Belly up to the tasting bar where you and a guest can enjoy this incredible package that includes:
■ Full wine tasting for 2 ■ Cheese platter ■ A $10 credit toward any wine bottle purchase
This special deal only available for purchase until 11:59pm, 11/30/12. All Capitol Deals must be purchased at thecapitoldeal.com
Get local deals e-mailed to you, for FREE.
thecapitoldeal.com Delivered to you by:
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | 21
Staying ‘True’ to Herself Album Review Solange’s new seven-track EP, “True,” should help the singer find her spot in the music world outside of sister Beyonce’s immense shadow. The EP follows 2008’s “Sol-Angel and the Hadley St. Dreams,” a wonderfully crafted retro-soul adventure. Solange continues with that sound on “True,” collaborating with British musician Devonte Hynes. The lead single and opening
track, “Losing You,” kicks off things terriﬁcally with its odd (but amazing) beat and Solange’s dreamy vocals. Each song ﬂows easily into the next, making the EP addictive.
Solange’s “True,” her first album since 2008, takes listeners on a retro-soul adventure.
‘Downton’ America Julian Fellowes, below, the creator of PBS’ “Downton Abbey,” has decided his next TV project will go to NBC. Titled “The Gilded Age,” the show, now in the development stage, takes place in late-19th-century New York and is an “epic tale of the princes of the American Renaissance.” (THE WASHINGTON POST )
Beyonce’s little sister, Solange, steps into her own on a new EP
At times, Solange, 26, is a vocal tease: She starts songs lightly and often adds enjoyable riffs near the end of the tracks. That’s especially true on “Lovers in the Parking Lot,” and it’s a voice worth listening to. MESFIN FEK ADU (AP)
Way blue. Way fast. Way fewer stops. Where there’s a MetroExtra bus, there’s a way. And it’s a great way to get you where you need to go faster and with fewer stops than a regular Metrobus. And the best part is: A MetroExtra bus costs the same as a regular bus!
These Metrobus routes are now MetroExtra routes! 16F Columbia Pike — Buses will serve stops every 10-15 minutes during the A.M. and P.M. rush. 16Y Columbia Pike — Buses will serve stops every six minutes during the A.M. rush and every eight minutes during the P.M. rush. Also, buses will start earlier in the A.M. rush and run later in the P.M. rush. 28X Leesburg Pike — Buses will serve stops every 15 minutes between Mark Center and West Falls Church station and every 30 minutes between West Falls Church station and Tysons Corner. For more information about these and other MetroExtra routes, visit wmata.com/bus.
A way better bus.
22 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
Could a Diet Change Help Your Painful Diabetic Neuropathy?
www.PCRM.org/study or call 855-6-JOINUS Conducted by
5100 Wisconsin Ave NW, Suite 400, Washington, DC 20016 *Participants will be asked to give a small skin sample.
r by J oseph Henderson
Learn more about our diabetic neuropathy study at
MEET 300 JURIED ARTISANS IN PERSON!
Want to join our research study testing whether changes to your diet can improve or reduce pain?* You must be between the ages of 18-65.
Designer Crafts Home Furnishings Affordable Art Specialty Foods Family Fun
ƒ DEC. 7, 8, 9, 2012 Dulles Expo Center
Chantilly, VA • RT 28 AT WILLARD RD
Admission $8 online, $10 at the door - good all 3 days Children under 12 and parking are FREE Fri. & Sat. 10-6, Sun. 10-5
DISCOUNT TICKETS, show info, exhibitor lists, directions and more at:
SugarloafCrafts.com SUGARLOAF MOUNTAIN WORKS, INC. • 800-210-9900
Condos from $138,000 Ask About 0% Down for Qualified Buyers!*
301-779-2290 LiveUTC.com 6506 America Blvd Hyattsville MD 20782 ©2012 Oral representation cannot be relied upon as correctly stating the representation of the developer. For correct representations, make reference to the documents required to be furnished by developer to a buyer or a lessee. Not an offer where prohibited. Including NY and NJ. Price, features, amenities and square footage are approximate and subject to change without notice. Information believed to be accurate but is not warranted. *Restrictions apply. Jeffrey Azuse, Broker of Record. Lic #3027251
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | 23
You Don’t Know Jack ‘It’s Not You, It’s Brie’ cuts through the fat of cheese culture Book Review Certain corners of the food world accumulate cranky high priests and priestesses, full of solemn proclamations and self-serious warnings about the correct way to make, buy or describe the things we love. Start a conversation about wine or coffee with the wrong person and get ready for a lecture packed with pseudo-science, judgmental snobbery and person-
al observations passed off as industry gospel. Cheese fanatics can be as bad as any other kind, and many a tedious tome has exacerbated the situa-
tion, casting drab shadows where sunlight belongs. And then there are books like “It’s Not You, It’s Brie: America’s Unique Culture of Cheese” ($19, Perigee) by Kirstin Jackson. It elegantly wedges through the tiresome jargon and pomp of cheese culture. Wielding simile and metaphor like a pair of nunchucks (she compares one strong cheese to “a mom whose kid was just bullied” and another to an odoriferous “workout T-shirt”), Jackson leads the reader into the live culture of American cheese in a manner so painless as to be actively pleasur-
able. Her approach is to quickly and clearly deﬁne a broad type of cheese, such as Alpine or Pasta Filata, and then illuminate three speciﬁc cheeses within that class. In the process, she shares cheesemaker biographies, farm descriptions, animal stories, pairings, tasting notes and recipes. The information is delivered with wit, economy and precision, and the author never falls back on lazy generalizations. Instead, these chapters are backed by reportage and a deep library of tastes and insights that make for a sharp snapshot of the current domestic cheese scene in all its diverse and anarchic glory. JAMES NORTON (THE WASHINGTON POST )
Disney Channel confirmed that the network is developing “Girl Meets World,” a spin-off of ABC’s “Boy Meets World,” which aired from 1993 through 2000. Ben Savage, left, and Danielle Fishel, right, will reprise their roles as Cory and Topanga, who are now raising a 13-year-old daughter, Riley. (THE WASHINGTON POST )
APPLY NOW FOR JANUARY 2013! UNLOCK HUMAN POTENTIAL AT OUR DOWNTOWN WASHINGTON DC CAMPUS
Unrivaled range of real-world training opportunities. Regionally accredited, nonprofit institution. Named to the President’s Honor Roll for Community Service. On-campus and online-blended graduate programs.
MASTER’S AND DOCTORAL AREAS OF STUDY Applied Behavior Analysis Business and I/O Psychology Clinical Psychology Counseling Psychology Counselor Education Forensic Psychology International Psychology
at Washington DC Visit thechicagoschool.edu or call 800.721.8072 to learn more. The Chicago School of Professional Psychology admits students of any race, color, and national or ethnic origin.
24 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
©2012 Media Services S-9468 OF26035R-1 Advertisement
EdenPURE reopens Ohio factory creates 250 new jobs ®
New models shipped direct from warehouse at 49% savings
Never be cold again I was fortunate enough to attend the grand opening of the new EdenPURE® factory in North Canton, Ohio. The new plant brought hundreds of new jobs back to Ohio and reversed the common practice of sending Midwest manufacturing jobs to China. Now, EdenPURE® continues to ramp up production for the coming Winter with exciting new models and hundreds of new employees as this Made in America success story continues to grow. American Labor, American Quality With over 3 million portable heaters sold EdenPURE ® is the best selling portable infrared heating system in North America. However, like any classic, EdenPURE ® has dozens of would-be competitors who create Asian copies at low prices using cheap, foreign labor. Donʼt be fooled by these imitations. Look for the EdenPURE® logo and the Made in North Canton, Ohio stamp. Save like millions of others on your heating bills and say “NO” to cheap foreign imitators. Save up to 49% on 2013 EdenPURE®s Now readers can save up to 49% ($229 the largest savings ever on new EdenPURE ® s). EdenPURE ® is not just the bestselling portable heating system in North America. As an EdenPURE® owner I rank EdenPURE® #1 for quality, safety and efficiency. And now is the perfect time to save like never before on our expanded 2013 EdenPURE ® line made in our brand new North Canton, Ohio facility. With two models EdenPURE® can meet all of your heating requirements 365 days a year. Stay Comfortable 365 Days a Year “Never be cold again” is the EdenPURE ® promise. EdenPURE ® provides you insurance against the cold all year long. Stay comfortable on those unseasonably chilly evenings no matter the season. I live in California but believe me it gets cold at night. Keep your expensive furnace turned down until itʼs absolutely necessary. And if we are fortunate enough to experience a mild winter as many of us did in the Midwest last year, you keep your furnace off all season and save even bigger.
How it works:
Heats floor to the same temperature as ceiling.
3. The soft heat “rides” the humidity in the room and provides even, moist, soft heat ceiling to floor and wall to wall without reducing oxygen and humidity.
1. Electricity ignites powerful SYLVANIA infrared lamp. 2. The quartz infrared lamp gently warms the patented copper heating chambers.
SYLVANIA is a registered trademark of OSRAM SYLVANIA Inc. used under license.
Richard Karn is a paid spokesperson for EdenPURE®.
As Al Borland on Home Improvement I was the man with all the answers. However, as Richard Karn I still look for money saving and efficient heating in my home. I have an EdenPURE® Infrared Portable Heater in my California home and like millions of others found it to be a super-safe, reliable source of portable heat all year long. New, More Efficient Models The engineers at EdenPURE® listened to their millions of customers and somehow managed to improve the #1 portable heater in North America. Through old fashioned American ingenuity the new EdenPURE® line is more efficient to save you even more money. The EdenPURE ® Personal Heater now heats a larger area, an increase from 350 square feet to 500 square feet. Thatʼs a 30% increase in efficiency! And EdenPURE ® is proud to introduce the 2013 Model 750. The new Model 750 is perfect for larger areas and heats up to 750 square feet. But the best thing about the Model 750 is the price. We priced the Model 750 at only $50 above the Personal Heater. This means you receive a 33% increase in performance for only $50. Thatʼs American engineering at its best! The EdenPURE® can cut your heating bills and pay for itself in a matter of weeks, and then start putting a great deal of extra mon-
ey in your pocket after that. Super Safe Infrared Heat Now remember, a major cause of residential fires in the United States is carelessness and faulty portable heaters. The choice of fire and safety professional, Captain Mike Hornby, the EdenPURE ® has no exposed heating elements that can cause a fire. And a redundant home protection system that simply shuts the EdenPURE ® down if it senses danger. Thatʼs why grandparents and parents love the EdenPURE®. The outside of the EdenPURE ® only gets warm to the touch so that it will not burn children or pets. And your pet may be just like my dog who has reserved a favorite spot near the EdenPURE®. You see the EdenPURE ® uses infrared heat. And just as pets enjoy basking in a beam of sunlight they try to stay close to EdenPURE ® ʼs “bonewarming” infrared heat. The Health Secret is in the Copper
EdenFLOW™ technology uses copper heating chambers to take the energy provided by our special SYLVANIA infrared bulbs and distribute our famous soft heat evenly throughout the room. Now our copper isnʼt ordinary. Itʼs 99.9% pure antimicrobial copper from an over 150 year old American owned company in Pennsylvania. So your EdenPURE ® heater is continuously pushing soft, healthy, infrared heat throughout your room. How to Order During our 2013 introduction you are eligible for a $202 DISCOUNT PLUS FREE SHIPPING AND HANDLING FOR A TOTAL SAVINGS OF $229 ON THE EDENPURE® MODEL 750 AND A $175 DISCOUNT PLUS FREE SHIPPING AND HANDLING FOR A TOTAL SAVINGS OF $192 O N T H E E D E N P U R E ® PERSONAL HEATER. This special offer expires in 10 days. If you order after that we reserve the right to accept or reject order requests at the discounted price. See my attached savings Coupon to take advantage of this opportunity. The made in North Canton, Ohio EdenPURE ® carries a 60day, unconditional no-risk guarantee. If you are not totally satisfied, return it at our expense and your purchase price will be refunded. No questions asked. There is also a 3 year warranty on all parts and labor.
All of the testimonials are by actual EdenPURE® customers who volunteered their stories, and were given another EdenPURE® heater as thanks for their participation. Average homeowners save 10% to 25%.
RICHARD KARN’S SAVINGS COUPON
The price of the EdenPURE® Model 750 Heater is $449 plus $27 shipping and the price of the Personal Heater is $372 plus $17 shipping, but, with this savings coupon you will receive a $202 discount on the Model 750 and a $175 discount on the Personal Heater with free shipping and be able to get the Model 750 delivered for only $247 and the Personal Heater delivered for only $197. The Personal Heater has an optional remote control for only $12. The Model 750 remote is included in the price. Check below the number you want (limit 3 per customer) I Model 750 with remote, number ____ I Personal Heater, number ____ I Optional Personal Heater Remote $12, number _____ • To order by phone, call TOLL FREE 1-800-315-1257 Offer Code EHS7660. Place your order by using your credit card. Operators are on duty Monday - Friday 6am - 3am, Saturday 7am - 12 Midnight and Sunday 7am - 11pm, EST. • To order online, visit www.edenpure.com enter Offer Code EHS7660 • To order by mail, by check or credit card, fill out and mail in this coupon. This product carries a 60-day satisfaction guarantee. If you are not totally satisfied return at our expense, and your purchase price will be refunded – no questions asked. There is also a three year warranty. ______________________________________________________________ NAME
Check below to get discount: I I am ordering within 10 days, therefore I get a $202 discount plus Free shipping and my price is only $247 for the Model 750 Heater. I I am ordering within 10 days, therefore I get a $175 discount plus Free shipping and my price is only $197 for the Personal Heater. I I am ordering past 10 days, therefore I pay full price for the Model 750 or Personal Heater plus shipping and handling. Enclosed is $______ in: I Check I Money Order (Make check payable to EdenPURE®) or charge my: I VISA I MasterCard I Am. Exp./Optima I Discover/Novus Account No. _______________________________ Exp. Date ____/____ MAIL TO: EdenPURE® Offer Code EHS7660 7800 Whipple Ave. N.W. Canton, OH 44767
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | 25
TV tonight lookout ‘30 ROCK’
Parks and Recreation Leslie (Amy Poehler, left) asks the public to suggest design ideas for her park, but the source of one particularly good one raises her suspicions. Meanwhile, Tom seeks his colleagues’ help with his latest business venture, Rent-A-Swag.
The Vampire Diaries Caroline offers her support to Elena and Stefan. Damon wants Stefan’s help in uncovering Shane’s agenda, but his brother has a project in the works with Klaus. Elena and Caroline give April advice on what to wear in the Miss Mystic Falls pageant.
Burn Notice Patton Oswalt, right, guest stars as a smuggler who’s also a bit of a bumbler and lands in deep trouble. To save him, Michael allows himself to be taken captive by a former Syrian intelligence officer. Riley strikes a bargain with Madeline in her effort to find Michael. (TRIBUNE MEDIA)
Liz Lemon is getting 8:00 married, and you’re invited. Fans of “30 Rock” might have assumed that Lemon, the harried TV producer played by Tina Fey, would ride out the series’ seventh and final season as a perennial bachelorette unlucky in love. But tonight, Lemon will wed boyfriend Criss Chross (played by guest star James Marsden), a Peter Pan-ish would-be entrepreneur. Is this a match made in heaven? The wedding invitation says, “Whatever. It’s no big whoop.” Typical Lemon. FR A ZIER MOORE (AP) NBC
What the Wedding?
Liz (Tina Fey, left) and Criss (James Marsden, right) are saying “I do” on “30 Rock.”
Marymount University Reston Center
Master of Education • M.Ed. with licensure in Elementary or Secondary Education or a nonlicensure M.Ed. in Professonal Studies • Cohort meets on Friday evenings and Saturdays on alternate weekends • Expert faculty with extensive connections in local school systems • Degree earned in as little as two years of part-time study
Information Session • December 5 - 7 p.m. Reston Center, 1861 Wiehle Ave. RSVP: (703) 284-5902 or MarymountEducation.com
26 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
RENTAL AGENT (Leasing Consultant)
To place a classiﬁed, call
Rent apts, collect rents clerical/admin duties & supervise staff for a community in P.G. Co. Sats reqd. Must have car. Backgrd check, INCL. credit, req. Fax resume with refs & experience to 301-277-5812
George Mason University, School of Public Policy (SPP), located on the Arlington campus, invites applications for a Director of Fiscal Services and Human Resources (HR) who will oversee all fiscal and HR affairs for the school. Primary duties include: preparation and oversight of the operating budget, monitoring cash flow and expenditure plans, fund management, and grants and contracts management; HR management; oversight and management of financial and HR data; and generation of insightful reports that enable strategic decision-making. This person works closely with SPP leadership, leads a team of four, and serves as an important conduit and interface with key offices across the university. To apply for position FA340z, go to http://jobs.gmu.edu/. EOE
TELEMARKETERS - METRO ACCESSIBLE Homefix is hiring for PT & FT positions. Hours are flexible. Usually btwn 12p-8p. Exp strongly pref but not necessary. Must have a good speaking voice & desire to succeed. Clean fun work environment w/ exc comm pkgs+hourly. Open interviews, wkdays at 3-4pm at 10301 Democracy Ln Suite 203, Fairfax VA. Call Nick 703-383-0400 or email@example.com
Thinking of changing your life ONE DAY? Train to become a NURSE! Call now! Text DAYONE to 94576 or call
Sanford-Brown College 1761 Old Meadow Rd. • McLean, VA 22102
Are you good with details? Do you want to be a part of the healthcare industry without working with blood? Open yourself up to new possibilities with training in Medical Billing and Coding! Classes starting soon. Sanford-Brown College Sanfordbrown.edu
Sanford-Brown College is certiﬁed by the State Council of Higher Education for Virginia (SCHEV) to operate campuses in Virginia.
Credit cards accepted.
Training in Medical Assisting is quicker than you think at Sanford-Brown. CALL TODAY!
Text DAYONE to 94576 or call
888-809-2333 • sanfordbrown.edu
SBI - 8401 Corporate Dr., Ste 500, Landover, MD 20785 SBC -1761 Old Meadow Rd., McLean, VA 22102 Sanford-Brown College is certiﬁed by the State Council of Higher Education for Virginia (SCHEV) to operate campuses in Virginia.
Want to make a change in your life?
MED BILL & CODING
We offer hands-on training in a variety of healthcare ﬁelds.
Classes Starting Soon! Call today! Sanford-Brown College
SBI: 8401 Corporate Drive, Suite 500 Landover, MD 20785 SBC: 1761 Old Meadow Rd. • McLean, VA 22102 Programs vary by campus, Sanford-Brown College is certiﬁed by the State Council of Higher Education for Virginia (SCHEV) to operate campuses in Virginia. Text DAYONE to 94576 0r call
1761 Old Meadow Rd. • McLean, VA 22102
Director of Fiscal Services and Human Resources
To advertise a job, call
Interested in Healthcare?
Programs vary by campus. Sanford-Brown College is certiﬁed by the State Council of Higher Education for Virginia (SCHEV) to operate campuses in Virginia.
JOBS • RENTALS • HOUSES • WHEELS • STUFF • AND MUCH MORE...
Become an Electronic Health Records Specialist in 4 Months Call 202.223.3500
NURSE ASSISTANT Med Tech/CPR 19 Days
Trainees Needed Now
Medical Ofﬁces now hiring. No experience? Job Training & Placement Assistance Available.
1-866-294-0466 Trainees Needed Now!
Dental Ofﬁces now hiring. No experience? Job Training & Placement Assistance Available. 1-800-678-6350
PHARMACY TECH Trainees Needed Now Pharmacies now hiring. No experience? Job Training & Placement Assistance Available 1-877-240-4524
GET CAREER TRAINING TO BE A PHARMACY TECHNICIAN AT EVEREST COLLEGE!
Medical Assistant Program Job Placement Available Call Today 202.223.2500
Medical Ofﬁce Trainees Needed! Become a Medical Ofﬁce Professional now!
No Experience Needed! Hands on Training & Job Placement Assistance! CTI can get you trained & Job Ready ASAP!
FINANCIAL AID AVAILABLE FOR THOSE WHO QUALIFY
CALL NOW! 1-888-249-8093
Computer Repair & Help Desk Trainees Needed!
Visit us online at
14555 Potomac Mills Road Woodbridge, VA 22192
240-770-8251 OR 240-233-1226
In 10 Weeks
1-800-460-4138 CTO SCHEV
VA Schools are CTO SCHEV For useful consumer information, please visit us at www.everest.edu/disclosures
KAHAK HEALTH ACADEMY
CNA/GNA TRAINING HOME CARE AIDE
Reach over 300,000 readers daily
GET PAID TO GO TO SCHOOL* *UP TO $300 TRANSPORTATION ASSISTANCE AVAILABLE MONTHLY OPEN HOUSE NOVEMBER 29TH
Financial Aid Available. Job Placement Included. Receive a Computer at No Cost to you. Flexible Class Schedules. AVAILABLE PROGRAMS: • MEDICAL ASSISTANT • MEDICAL OFFICE ADMIN • PC SPECIALIST 4 MONTH LONG PROGRAMS AVAILABLE: • ELECTRONIC HEALTH RECORDS • PC SPECIALIST LEVEL 1
TECHNICAL LEARNING CENTERS
Call Now: (202) 223-3500 1720 I St. NW Suite 200, Washington, D.C. 20006 One block from Farragut North and West Visit our Website: www.tlc-corp.com
All Programs Nationally Accredited By
Train for a career in Computers at CTI! No Experience Needed! Hands on Training & Job Placement Assistance! Get the IT skills you need for the job you want!
1-888-567-7649 Prepare for an exciting career as a
in as little as 9 months! Call now to get your free Massage Therapy Career Guide!
National Massage Therapy Institute FALLS CHURCH, VA • www.nmti.edu Why be Ordinary When You Can beextraordinary Not all programs available at all locations. For useful consumer information, please visit us at www. medtech.edu/consumerinfo. SCHEV has certified Medtech, located at 6565 Falls Church (main) Arlington Blvd. Suite 100 Silver Spring (branch) Falls Church, VA 22042 to Washington, D.C. (branch) operate in Virginia.
Resume Writing • Research • Coaching Amy L. Leighton, CPRW T: (703) 781-6154 http://www.allresumes.net Mail to: firstname.lastname@example.org.
MEDICAL ASSISTANT TRAINING
Local job training & placement assistance now available at CTI! 1-888-743-4320
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | 27
MEDICAL LEARNING CENTER
TRAIN FOR A CAREER IN MEDICAL INSURANCE BILLING AND CODING AT EVEREST COLLEGE IN TYSONS CORNER!
ADOPT A CAT/KITTEN Vet checked. Call Feline Foundation. 703-920-8665 www.ffgw.org PuppiesFor Sale - Buy with CC, Cash or Now We Finance. www.wvpuppy.com Exit 16E off I-81. Thurs 11am-3pm. Fri/Sat/Sun 11am-6pm. Mon-Wed Call For Appt. Yorkie, ShihtzuPoo, Shorkies, Chihuahuas, Yorkie-Poos, Poms, Morkies, Mini Bulldogs, Pugs, Malti-poo, Cav-AChon, & More. 59 East Rd. Martinsburg, WV. 304-267-6333 Or 304-904-6289
DAY, EVENING & WEEKEND CLASSES:
L .P.N. C.N. A. Licensed Practical Certified Nurse Nurse
medicallearningcenterva.com 703-527-0055 • Certified SCHEV • Approved VBON
In 10 Weeks
1-800-417-8954 CTO SCHEV
PHLEBOTOMY Training workshops
Doctor’s Help 301-567-5422
8620 Westwood Center Dr. Vienna, VA 22182 14555 Potomac Mills Road Woodbridge, Virginia 22192
1-888-259-5889 Visit us online at
Day and weekend classes available. VA Schools are CTO SCHEV. For useful consumer information, please visit us at www.everest.edu/disclosures
CAPITOL HILL-1BR, LR, kit, W/D, hdwd flrs, panoramic view of Cap Hill from roof deck, view of Cap Dome from each window. Wlk to Metro. $1,775 cable/utils incl'd. Call 703-941-1999
No Experience Needed! Hands on Training & Job Placement Assistance! Call for more details!
1-888-589-9684 Love Animals? Want to help make a difference in their lives? Start training in Veterinary Technology today! Classes are starting soon.
E HOUS OPENSOON . tails Call
Text DAYONE to 94576 or call 888-790-2444 Sanford-Brown College
1761 Old Meadow Rd. • McLean, VA 22102 Sanford-Brown College is certiﬁed by the State Council of Higher Education for Virginia (SCHEV) to operate campuses in Virginia.
POSITIONS WANTED CAREGIVER (703-677-2216) 7 yrs experience, patient, hardworking & knowledgeable , references available.
BUSINESS AND FINANCIAL OPPORTUNITIES BAD/NEGATIVE CREDIT Removed from Credit Report. Guaranteed or or your money back. 202-775-6932
An Extraordinary Career,
AN ExtRAORdiNARy yOU! Raans College can prepare ou o ener he growng fiel of nursng. Make a fference n: • Nursing homes • Hospitals • Urgent care facilities • Physicians’ offices Our programs nclue: • Licensed practical nursing • Registered nursing
6PC BedroomCherry Set. New in boxes $305. Can Deliver.301-399-7870 COMPUTERS $99 WIFI LAPTOPS $149 VA:703 -370-5440 MD:301-931-6630 WWW.PCRETRO.COM Pillowtop Qu mat. set. Value $289, Asking $130! 3Pc king pillowtop mat. set Value $499, Asking $230. New in Plastic. Can Deliver.301-343-8630
REDSKIN TICKETS Lower level, excellent view, adjacent seats. Section 239. Call 202-554-5500 SOFA LOVE SEAT - Value $499, Sell $285. SECTIONAL - Value $799, Sell $385. Both brand new in packaging.Must sell. Call 301-343-8630 Two Steinways for Sale!—One grand, just rebuilt/like new - $29,998; one vertical, just rebuilt/like new $11,999. Both half the cost of a new Steinway. Burke, VA, 571-274-5188
PETS 1025 Vermon Avenue N.W., Sue 200 Washngon, d.C. 20005
Call Now: 1-888-445-6223
4Paws—Choose fr 40+ cats & kittens $v SAT 1-5 Fairfax Petco www.fourpaws.org 703352-3300 CFC 34517
If you sign a lease for a studio receive a gift card
NW - 1BR $989 incl utils. Laundry on-site. Lead Safe!! Ms. Mitchell 301-316-4590 EHO
CONGRESS HEIGHTS Near Metro & bus. 2BR avail. 320 Atlantic St SE. Vouchers welcome.Please call 301-523-2695
FRIENDSHIP CROSSING APTS. STAY WARM
Gobble Up Savings On 2 & 3 Bedrooms
and Cozy On Us! Free Gas Call For Early Holiday Specials On 2BDrs
Submit an application and Move-In by Nov. 30th and You Can Pick Your Special
$ 10.00 application fee 100 Security Deposit Special
Minutes to 295, 395, 495 and Downtown DC. FREE HEAT, GAS, WATER, W/W Carpet, Modern Kitchens/Breakfast Bar, Gated Community, Laundry Facility in every bldg
1 Month’s Free Rent (2nd Month of tenancy) or $100 OFF for 12 Months/ $0 Application Fee $99.00 Holding Deposit due at time of Application
866.759.0564 Professionally Managed By CIH Properties, Inc.
*Income Restrictions Apply
Carver Terrace 1909 Maryland Avenue #101, Washington, DC 20002 **Qualiﬁed Applicants
NOVEMBER Rent Special
You Can’t Beat Our SPECIALS !! No application fee Deposits as low as $100 1 bedrooms at $769 • • • • •
Wall-to-Wall Carpet Central Heat & Air Intercom Access/Dishwashers Laundry Room in every Building Pool and Playground
River Hill Apartments 202-562-5060
1 Bedrm aparmens nder $700 mnh!
Professionally Managed By CIH Properties, Inc.
N Applcan Fee. N Hldng deps** *Secr deps $99 1 mnh’s ren f qalfied. Deps de pn 48 hrs f appral!
NEED EXTRA MONEY THIS HOLIDAY SEASON 1Br - $765.00
MuSt MovE iN By Nov 30tH t Qalf Fr Specal
Move In by 12/1 Receive (1) Month Free Rent
FANTASTIC LEASE DEALS ON 2BRS & 3BRS
3600 Ely Place S.E., Wash. DC 20019
Paradise at Parkside M-F 8:30-5:00 • Open Saturdays by appt. only
• Spacious 1, 2 & 3BRs • Central AC/Heat • 24 hr onsite laundry facilities • Resident controlled access • 1 Block from metro & shopping • Across the street from park & recreation • Free gas & heat
3551 Ja S. NE • Washngn, DC 20019 **Qualiﬁed Applicants
3533 Ames St NE DC- AMES Street Apts Newly Renovated,Hardwood floors, close to Minnesota Ave Metro. 1bd apts $725 Must income qualify $26,000 minimum, good rental history. Call Ashley at 202-315-1118
NE- Huntwood Court. Under new management. 1BR $840. 2BR $935. 5000 Hunt St NE. Bring ad, No application Fee! 202-399-1665 NMI Prop Mgmt.
XX172 1x.5 XX172 1x.25
Train to become an Administrative Assistant at Career Technical Inst.!
1BRS ONLY $999 STUDIOS $925-950
CAPITOL HILL-FurnishedEfficiency, all utilitiesincluded,no smoking, Near metro,$750, 240-401-8722
Office Support Trainees Needed!
M-F 9-5 • SAT 10-2
SE-154 Xenia St SE. 1 & 2 BR Starting @ $775$925 + gas & elec. Secure bldg, pvt pking, CAC/ heat, on site laun. Delwin Realty 202-561-4675 SE-4219 1st St. SE Large 2 BR apt, Secure bldg, laundry on site off street pking $850 + elec. Delwin Realty 202-561-4675 SE- 4569 BENNING RD-1 & 2 BRs, 1 block to subway blue, C/A & heat, new w-w, renov. $690-$790 + util. Immed occup. 202-582-7155 S.E. DANBURY ST. - Attractive 1BR $750. 1st month rent free. Good Credit Required. Metro Bus at Corner. Call 202-563-1791 SE DC- 1, 2 BR Apts. Central Air & heat, wall to wall carpet , W/D, Sec 8 ok, Starting at $1200. For info call Jerome 202-321-5596 SE- Efficiency.,1BR & 1BR with den apts. $755 & up + electric.No Pets. 202-265-4814, 202-629-2606. Fred A. Smith Co.
28 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
Start 2013 at home @ Friendship Court
SE- Hanover Court. Under new management. 1 BR $750. 2 BR $820. 2412 Hanover St. SE. 202-506-6416 NMI Property Management
EVERYONE IS A WINNER
• Central Heat & Air • Wall-to-Wall Carpet • Close to Shopping, Banking & Metro Accessible
BANNEKER PLACE APARTMENTS
FALL MOVE IN SPECIALS
STARTING @ $699*
$10.00 App. Fee • $99.00 Sec. Deposit* 32 Inch Flat screen drawing* Free gas • Hot water • Heat For Qualified applicants only
$15 Application Fee
1 & 2 Bedrooms
Call For Details!!!
1-2 Bedrooms 202-563-6968
Professionally Managed By CIH Properties, Inc.
2300 Good Hope Rd. SE Washington DC 20020 Welcome to Marbury Plaza Apartment, the new Anacostia! Minutes away from shopping, entertainment and the new stadium. Leave your car at home because public transportation is at your doorstop. Relax in your new home and enjoy breathtaking views of the radiant District of Columbia!
Studio-2BRs Starting at $898 202.678.0700 www.Marburyplaza.com
MOVE-IN SPECIAL 1ST Month's
1525 Elkwood Lane • Capitol Heights, MD 20743
1 BRs fr. $710/mo 2 BRs fr. $835/mo with Move-in Special Meadow Green Courts!
$20 APPLICATION FEE! Convenient to shops, schools, Dishwasher. Walk-in closets.,w-w carpet 5% DISCOUNT:METRO & DC GOVT employees
Call for details (877) 464-9774 OPEN HOUSE EVERY FRIDAY IN NOVEMBER, 10am-2pm 3539 A St., SE Mon-Fri. 9-5. Sat. 10-4
Woodland Springs Apartments
• 1 BR Starting at $830 • 2 BR Starting at $950 • 4 BR Starting at $1530 • Spacious Floorplans • Minutes to Metro • Sparkling pool • Clubhouse/rec room • Large laundry facilities
Free Application FEE w/AD
As low as $350 or 1st month’s rent (based on credit history)
6617 Atwood Street • District Heights, MD 20747
$99 MOVE IN 866-790-5360
2343 Geen Steet SE • Wash. DC 20020
HILLCREST HOUSE APARTMENTS 2501 25TH STREET, S.E. • WASH. D.C. 20020 • Wall to wall carpet • Central A/C • Laundry room • FREE gas heat & cooking • Secured entry • Ample parking • Near green line Metro
The Villages At Montpelier
11658 South Laurel Drive Laurel, MD 20708
• 1 and Dens • 2 and Dens • 2 Bedrooms • 3 Bedrooms
ARDEN POINTE Laurel, MD
1, 2 & 3 BRs from $990 • Washer/dryer in every apartment • Eat-in kitchens • Fitness center & clubhouse coming soon • Pet friendly • Minutes to I95 & B/W Pkwy
721 Chillum Road • Hyattsville, MD 20783
13301 Arden Way #21 MT. RAINIER
Arundel Apartments 301-277-6202
1, 2 & 3BRS FROM $1017
3400 55th Ave • 301-328-1107
MOVE IN SPECIAL 1st Mo. Rent only $599
(when you sign a 12 mo. lease)
Super Convenient Location Close to shops & rec. ctr
1BR, $880. 2BR $980. Utilities & Capet Included! (A/C Extra)
*limited time offer, ask for details
M-F 9-5. Sat 10-4
Housing ChoiceVouchers Welcome where rents are within voucher limits
The Perfect Price at the
Perfect Location CAPITOL PARK PLAZA All Utilities Included. Fitness Center/ Swimming Pool.
Quincy Manor/ Monroe Gardens
1-BR $685 1-BR (lge) $705 2-BR $769 2-BR (lge) $914 3-BR $950 Gas & Electric Not Included.
Deposit one Month Rent on approved credit
*Max. Income Qualifications:
1 pers. $45,180 • 2 pers. $51,600 Restrictions apply*. 201 I Street, SW • Washington, DC 20024 Located Near The S.W. Waterfront M-F 9-6pm • Sat. 10-5pm
SW- 4750 S Capital Terr. Efficiency newly renovated, private entrance, near metro. $575+ gas/elec. 202-561-4675 Delwin Realty SW- 4762 S Capital Terr. 2BR, 1BA, hdwd, priv entr, nr metro. $850+ gas/elec. 202-561-4675. Delwin Realty SW GALVESTON PLACE -- 4BR, 2BA. $1400 plus utilities, 1st month rent free! Credit check required. Metro Bus close. Call 202-563-1791 SW - Madison Court. Under New Management. 1 BR $785, 2 BR $885. 32 Chesapeake St. SW 202-561-7368 NMI Property Management
202-889-3000 • 301-577-7917
Call Now For Our
• Renovated or classic apts available • Spacious floor plans • Minutes to B/W Parkway & DC • On-site fitness center
*See or call Consultant for Details
M-F 8:30 - 5 PM S 10 - 2 PM
• FREE WATER, GAS HEATING & COOKING • FREE APPLICATION FEE (with this ad) • Right on DC and Maryland line • Close to Fort Totten & West Hyattsville Metro • Free 6 wk summer camp • Convenient to shops, schools and I-495
1 Month's Rent*
EFFICIENCY $700 1BR fr. $775 2 BR fr $870
Where We LOVE Our Residents
FLEETWOOD VILLAGE APTS.
W/W carpet, CAC/l Air/Heat, Dishwasher, Laundry facility,
Fall In LOVE with the Villages at Montpelier
Now available for immediate move in.
116 Irvington Street SW,
(tenant pays electric) 301-779-1734
ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED!
SPECIAL* EAGLES CROSSING
Cental A/C, Cnvenient t Geen Line Met, onsite Laundy, Paking, Vuches Welcme
On residential street next to DeMatha HS Off-st parking -Ceiling Fans
$ 1 BRS $7755 S 2 BR 87TING R 3 BRS STA$ 1200 M o r F
When you sign a 12 mo. lease
HYATTSVILLE OGLETHORPE CONDO 1 BR, wall to wall carpet. Utils Incl. Top floor $1,100 571-230-3286
Housing Choice Vouchers welcome where rents are within voucher program limits
GAS HEAT, FREE GAS COOKING & WATER
*Prices subject to verification
3738 D St. SE 20019 Professionally Managed By CIH Properties, Inc. Southeast
Addison Chapel Apartments Free Accent Walls, Home Décor and Much More! Call or Stop By for Details
ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED for a small fee
815 - 915
INSTANT PRE-APPROVAL 1 BR from $889 • 2 BR from $1009
Must move in by 12/1/12
*Limited Time Only
Call Now For Details
866.507.2283 Summer Ridge Hyattsville
1829 Belle Haven Drive, Hyattsville, MD 20785
Security Deposits From $250
• Electronic entry *Income Qualiﬁcations building system # Occupants Maximum Income • Free business center 1 $44,580 2 $50,940 • Free after school program 3 $57,300 • Metro Accessible 4 $63,600 • Bring in ad to rec. **Limited Availability free app. fee
Performance. People. Pride.
• Celng Fans • Lovely Settng • Near the New ARTS DiSTRiCT • Close to Shoppng & Metro
Concerts, movies, events, restaurants and more.
$0 Application Charge Instant Pre-Approval ALL CREDIT/FORECLOSURE RENOVATED Apartments Free Shuttle Bus Service
en t e-In Speci Mov $599 al! 1st Mon t h R (wit h a 12 Lease) On ly Mo. 866.464.0993
Forest Hill Apartments 301-894-7800
* w/approved credit
A partm ents
1 & 2 Bedroom Apts. from $830
UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
Come view our newly renovated 1 & 2 bedroom apartments with spacious floor plans, huge walk-in closets, wallto-wall carpeting & laundry care facilities in every bldg. Ask About our floor plans with dens. We are conveniently located within walking distance to the Southern Ave Metro Station and Metrobus stops right at your front door. Call today to arrange a tour of your new home!
CALL FOR MORE INFO XX172 1x1
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | 29
Move In Special 1st mo. rent $599
And Get 1Offered Year of FREE UTILITIES! on selected 2 bedrooms only.
OR....Pre-Lease your new home for November TODAY and Get $500 OFF your 1st Month’s Rent! In addition, your name 1 Bedrooms will be placed into $ 915 a drawing for a chance to win 2 Bedrooms a $750 Visa $ 1060-$1,100 Gift Card for a Black Friday Shopping 3 Bedrooms Spree!
(on a 12 mo. lease)
One & Two BR fr. $950
Forest Glen Apts. 301-593-0485
Close to the Forest Glen Metro Off-Str. Prkng/Controlled Access Ceiling Fans Housing Vouchers Welcome UTILITIES INCLUDED
1-2 BRs From $925 M-F 9-5 • Sat. 10-2
SILVER SPRING - Furn rms in bsmt w/ W/D, prvt entr, kit, near Holy Cross Hospital. 240-330-0622 or 301-681-3448
Newly Renovated 2 Bedrooms
8800 Lanier Drive Silver Spring, MD 20910 301-589-5905 www.paddingtonsquare.com
Move-In Now $o5v0. 0ReOnftf. !N til
• Swimming Pool • Private balconies and patios • Minutes to The National Harbor
Call Now For Our
*Limited time offer. Income restrictions apply. Call for more info.
Call Now For Our
• Free gas and water • State-of-the-art ﬁtness center • Licensed Daycare on Premises • Right by the new Wegmans
• • • •
Call Now For Our
Call Now For Our
2252 Brightseat Road • Landover, MD 20785
Fitness center on property Beautiful kitchens Washer/Dryer Outdoor & Indoor Pools
6400 Riverdale Road • Riverdale, MD 20737
• Large Walk-In Closets • Washer & Dryer in every apartment home • Wall-to-Wall Carpet • Private patio or balcony
Mon-Fri. 9am-6pm. Sat.by app't. only
1, 2 & 3 BR APTS. HUGE 2 BR TOWNHOMES • Roomy, modern apts. • Private balconies/patios • Cathedral ceiling Call Now For Our
Classic or Renovated Options Available
2 Blocks from Metro! Call Us!
1(877) 237-4868 SGA@Finesagroup.com
Call today for a tour in our Apartment Model! *Prices subject to change
ARL/BALLSTON- 220 Thomas St. Furn 1BR 1BA utils incl,W/D,A/C, granitecntrs,nr metro/shpg. $1,495/m Sell $295K MUST SEE 703-351-0777
1-Bedrooms from $961 2-Bedrooms from $1240 3-Bedrooms from $1444 • Spacious ﬂoor plans • Washer/dryer** • Amazing closet space • Fireplaces** • Controlled Access • Activity Center **in select apts.
VA RENTALS Alexandria
BRAGG TOWERS EXTENDED STAY HOTEL
RIVERDALE VILLAGE 800-767-2189
99 South Bragg St, Alexandria, VA 22312 703-354-6300 www.BraggTowers.com
Free 6-Week Summer Camp.
Come Visit Us: Mon. thru Fri. 8 am - 5 pm • Sat. 10 am to 4 pm • Sun. 12 pm - 4 pm
*some restrictions apply.
• Playground • Individually controlled heat & A/C • Dishwasher • Pet Friendly
Furnished Efﬁciencies: $399 Wk $1470 Mo Cable Internet Utilities Housekeeping
5409 Riverdale Road • Riverdale, MD 20737
• Fitness Center • Excellent Location • Free Parking • Close to Metro 3308 Lockheed Blvd., Alexandria, VA 22306 Visit www.meadowwoodsapts.com Call now 888-823-7689
Must be Moved In by Nov 30TH to GET $200 oﬀ Rent Restrictions Apply. Ask About Our Second Chance Approval Program Amenities
3415 Parkway Terr. Dr. Suitland, Md.
• Walk to Metro • Walk to Elementary School • Daycare on Premises • Mins. from Wegmans
2 Bedrooms from $1334
1 Brs $899, 2Brs $949, 3Brs $1199
Fall Into Our Specials!
Maximum income limits apply
3402 Dodge Park Rd. • Landover, MD 20785
5249 Kenilworth Ave. • Hyattsville, MD 20781
$30 Application Fee Walk to Metro W/W Carpet or Hardwood avail Keyed entry ways Parklike setting w/picnic tbls & grill
APARTMENTS Call today for a tour of your new home!
PARKWAY TERRACE 1 BRs fr $860 2 BRs fr $968
908 Marcy Ave. • Oxon HIll, MD 20745
*All Prices & Specials Subject to change without notice.
M-SAT 9 AM-5 PM SUN 11-5 ALEXANDRIA
I-395 to Seminary Rd., West exit to Southern Towers immediately on right. 6 Month Lease Available!
• Spacious and modern apartments • Wall to wall carpet • Dishwasher • Private balconies/patios
Second Chance Approval Apply, be approved and move-in by Nov. 30th and get $200 off. Receive $50 off your rent for a 1 Bedroom (12 month lease only).
www.morgan-properties.com 3400 Pearl Drive, Suitland, MD 20746
H H H H
• All utilities paid • No Security Deposit or move-in fees • Metrobus at front door to Pentagon & Van Dorn Metro • Free parking • 24-hour 7-11 • Convenient to Pentagon, Shopping & I-395 • Small pets welcome
1, 2, & 3 Bedroom Apartments Bedrooms Starting @ $849
Call Now For Our
Special offered for a limited time. Contact the ofﬁce for complete details. Certain Restrictions Apply.
4901 Seminary Rd., ALEXANDRIA, VA
SOU THERN TOWERS Efﬁciency from .....$950* 2 Bedroom from..$1565* 1 Bedroom from..$1210* 3 Bedroom from..$1870* Spacious Penthouse From $1960*
Discover one of Silver Spring’s best-kept secrets.
Marlow Plaza Apt.
Concerts, movies, events, restaurants and more.
• All Credit Considered • Hardwood Floors • Central A/C • Laundry Room • Gas Heat & Cooking • Near I-295 • Vouchers Welcome
SILVER SPR/Forest Glen Metro
6747 Riverdale Rd. Riverdale, MD 20737
East Pines Terrace
30 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
CONDOS FOR SALE
HYATTSVILLE/Riggs& East-West Hwy. Lrg rm w/ Qn size bed $575/month,cable,internet& utils. Please call 202-709-2208 NW- Smallfurnished$450. Near Metro, 1 monthdep.All incl.No Smk.Shr kit. Drivers lic. 202-829-3307 / 202-374-2649 SE DC - Furnishedroom in house,share BA/kit. Near metro& harbor.Prefer female.$165/week includes utilities.Call 301-922-6393 WOODBRIDGE,VA - $395 + utilities. Male pref. to share nice house with males. Near bus & shops.703-763-3776
Park your browser here.
HOUSES FOR SALE LANHAM - 3BR, 2.5BA, bsmt, mstr BA, deck, fenced backyard. $159,950. Call Bethea 301-5523000 ext. 18. Century 21 Home Center.
RESORT PROPERTIES Somerset County Home/Inn, Sale/Auction www.innforsale1.com
OWN TODAY AT THE ISABELLA!
AT MONTICELLO MEWS
JUNK VEHICLES REMOVED FREE CASH PAY FOR ALL 202-714-9835
1 Bedrooms with parking & storage from mid $200s 2 Bedrooms with parking & storage from mid $300s * Now Scheduling Move Ins *
NEED A VEHICLE? Over 1,000 Cars, Trucks, SUV’s! You need 2 Paystubs & 1 Bill - Laurel, MD. Gross income must be $2k mo+. Jason 202.704.8213
OPEN HOUSE TODAY 12-3PM
Concerts, movies, events, restaurants and more.
Condo Fee's paid for a limited time No closing costs on select homes FHA Financing available
Nissan 2006 Altima — 2.5 SL, $6,799, Ex. cond, 142k mi, Silver ext, Black int, 4 dr,CD-6, Bose Spker, Lthr Int, 202-246-5480.
6301 Edsall Road, Alexandria, VA 22312 703.259.8848 | TheIsabellaAlexandria.com
CAP.HGHTS-$179/Wk. Nr. metro, Lrg Furn BR, Clean & Quiet; FIOS TV, Wi-fi, lndry & Utils incl. 301-442-6458 CAPITAL HEIGHTS/ SUITLAND, MD Furn room, quiet environ, near metro. $160/wk & up + Dep. Cab Incld. 301-602-9120
BOATS & AVIATION
ALUMITECH 17' AIRBOAT 600 Horsepower engine, remodeled $30,000 Call 703-728-6673
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | 31
Continue to Maximize Your Talent. Continue Your Education Online Have you been thinking about reinventing your career? Furthering your education is the best way to set the wheels in motion. Kaplan Universitys Rockville Learning Center offers you the convenience of online learning with the reliability of on-ground support. Pursue your associates, bachelors, or masters degree program in: > Arts and Sciences > Criminal Justice > Health Sciences > Legal Studies > Business > Education > Information Technology At Kaplan University, you can earn college credits for what youve already done and what you already know which could help you save time and money.* > Flexibility of transfer credits: large pools of open electives may offer a more efficient path to a degree > Experiential learning: you may be eligible for recognition of work/life experience for college credit Kaplan University is accredited by The Higher Learning Commission (www.ncahlc.org) and a member of the North Central Association of Colleges and Schools. * See University Catalog for Transfer of Credit policy. Kaplan University does not guarantee transferability of credit.
For more information, call 301.258.3800 or visit Rockville.KaplanUniversity.edu
Rockville Learning Center 1390 Piccard Drive, Suite 100 Rockville, MD 20850
32 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
“As little more than a reality TV star, it was a surprise [Melissa] Rycroft beat huge names such as [Emmitt] Smith, [Apollo] Ohno and [Shawn] Johnson.”
“As far as I’m concerned, Plan B, otherwise known as ‘the morning after’ pill, is one of the best pregnancy prevention inventions for women ever. We live in a society where abortion and reproductive rights are being whittled away at daily, with decreasing options for women, and, yes, girls, to have control over their pregnancy decisions.”
“So why do it? Because they could, of course. Which is exactly why so many people do so many things with technology. And it looks neat. Does any other reason really matter?”
— MARK FRANCESCUTTI AT POP
— PUNDITMOM.COM comments on news that the American Academy of Pediatrics recommends that emergency contraception be available to teens, per a release Monday.
— MATT BUCHANAN AT BUZZFEED.COM tries to rationalize why the Plastics Revolution made a music video for their song “Invasion” composed entirely of Instagram photos.
found Rycroft’s win on “Dancing With the Stars: All Stars” Tuesday night to be an upset.
“Somebody “I want to say it’s complicated. please invite Leto over But the truth Jared for late-night is its not. It’s ... cold cuts — the hilarious! Well guy hasn’t eaten in almost done Army. a month.” Well done.” — COMMENTER SIR AT ARLNOW.COM reacts to the story of a goat found tied up on a median in Crystal City. It was later taken to the Animal Welfare League of Arlington, where it was claimed. The U.S. Naval Academy’s mascot is a goat named Bill.
— JENNIFER VINEYARD AT VULTURE.COM was shocked to see the actor so skinny at the IFP Gotham Awards in New York. Leto said he is playing a transsexual woman in his next movie role, hence the dramatic change in appearance.
READERS GIVE HEALTHILY Federal workers who read Express are 78% more likely to contribute to healthcare and medical organizations. And since more than 1 in 5 Express readers are employed by the federal government, shouldn’t you make your CFC appeal in Express? This CFC season, reach those who give. Peter Sande | 202-334-4385 | email@example.com
Average issue. Compared to all Washington metro adults. Source: Scarborough 2012, Release 1.
To place your ad, contact:
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | 33
puzzles lookout Scrabble Grams
PAR SCORE 150-160, BEST SCORE 203
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You may be able to control those who refuse to be controlled better than most — but you must know that the odds are not with you! CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You may not understand the issues facing you, but if you follow your instincts, you can surely acquit yourself well. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Don’t let another’s ignorance get to you; you must be patient with those who do not know as much as you do. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Why engage in an argument with someone who is ill-equipped to do the same? Now is no time to waste your energy in such a way. ARIES (March 21-April 19) Difficulties you encounter let you understand the plight of another — and that, in turn, will let you know what you can do to help.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) What lies ahead may not be clear, but you’ll have the sense that what you want is somewhere out there in front of you. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) You’re waiting to get started with something big, but a member of your team may not be working at the same pace and must catch up first. CANCER (June 21-July 22) What you have to offer cannot be equaled by anyone else at this time — but this is no reason for you to become cocky or overconfident.
Need more Sudoku? Find another puzzle in the Comics section of The Post every Sunday and in the Style section Monday through Saturday.
FOUR RACK TOTAL Make a 2-7 letter word from the letters in each row. Add points of each word using scoring directions at right. Seven-letter words get a 50-point bonus. Blank tiles used as any letter have no point value. Scrabble is a trademark of Hasbro in the U.S. and Canada.
POOCH CAFE | PAUL GILLIGAN
Today: Mostly sunny today. Mainly clear
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Be aware of what others are doing around you. It’s important for you to use your peripheral vision — and any other available senses. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) While there are those who think that you’ve just arrived on the scene, others are aware that you’ve been in the thick of things for a while. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) You must strive for peak efficiency or expect to accomplish only a fraction of what you’ve got on the docket. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Express yourself honestly and openly and you may be rewarded by someone who is eager to give you precisely what you want.
52 37 Tomorrow: Times of clouds and sun tomorrow. Rather cloudy tomorrow night.
PEARLS BEFORE SWINE | STEPHAN PASTIS
52 38 60 48 65 46 Sun and Moon Sunrise today: 7:06 a.m. Sunset today: 4:47 p.m. Moonrise today: 5:48 p.m. Moonset today: 7:51 a.m.
Almanac Normal high: 53 Record high: 74 Normal low: 37 Record low: 15
FORECAST BY ACCUWEATHER.COM ©2012
34 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
lookout puzzles Crossword
ACROSS 1 Committee head, briefly 6 Electrical pioneer Nikola 11 Victoria’s Secret purchase 14 A detective might flash it 15 Ancient Andes dwellers 16 Scottish hero Roy 17 Evicting, essentially 19 Singleton 20 Heavy weight 21 Prefix for “eminent” 22 Abbr. on a toothpaste box 23 Chickens 27 Royal bailiwick 29 William Tell’s canton 30 Sounds of disapproval 32 Thailand, prior to 1939 33 A mouse moves over it 34 Sings like Torme 36 Birdlike 39 Newspaper clipping 41 Decorative sewing cases 43 Pre-deal chip 44 Jeter of baseball 46 Fireplace item 48 ___ Jones Index 49 A billion years, in astronomy (Var.) 51 Combustible funeral heap 52 Building wing 53 Be in command of 56 In a clear way 58 Fix, as a boxing match 59 Prior to, to a poet 60 Work wk. starter, usually 61 Yale grad Whitney 62 Enough for everyone and then some 68 It used to be light as a feather 69 Birth-related 70 Blender setting 71 Metric work unit 72 Looseness 73 Brown ermine
DOWN 1 You might have a handle on these 2 “Hem” companion
EDITED BY TIMOTHY E. PARKER
3 Suffix with “lemon” or “lime” 4 Marvin Gaye’s “Can ___ Witness?” 5 Cops’ paperwork 6 Soldier material? 7 Chang’s twin 8 Rifleman’s aide 9 Dern and Bush 10 Star sapphire, e.g. 11 Unbiased 2 Musical form with a refrain 13 At right angles to a ship’s length 18 Bring on, as labor 23 Deity with a bow and arrow 24 Address Congress, say 25 Extending over a large
area 26 Enunciate 28 Kilauea flow 31 Go on the campaign trail 35 Female fortune-teller 37 Coral reef 38 Word with “wed” or “married” 40 Wrestling competition 42 Immunity providers 45 Seoul residents 47 Gets back 50 Commonplace 53 Word with “paper” or “suzette” 54 Edmonton hockey player 55 Greek penny, once 57 Data fed to a computer
63 64 65 66 67
Today in History
The U.N. General Assembly passes a resolution to partition Palestine between Arabs and Jews.
Enos the chimp orbits the Earth twice aboard the American Mercury-Atlas 5 spacecraft.
The coin-operated video arcade game Pong, created by Atari, makes its debut at Andy Capp’s Tavern in Sunnyvale, Calif.
Fond du ___, Wis. Big game Athlete who plays for pay Where cows graze “Are we there ___?”
Published by Express Publications LLC 1150 15th St. NW, Washington, DC 20071 A Subsidiary of The Washington Post Co.
Editorial: 202-334-6800 Fax: 202-334-9777 Circulation: 202-334-6992 Advertising: 202-334-6732 or firstname.lastname@example.org Classiﬁeds: 202-334-6200
GENERAL MANAGER—ARNIE APPLEBAUM | EXECUTIVE EDITOR—DAN CACCAVARO CREATIVE DIRECTOR—SCOTT MCCARTHY | ASSISTANT MANAGING EDITOR— HOLLY J. MORRIS | ART DIRECTOR—LORI KELLEY | FEATURES EDITOR—JENNIFER BARGER | STORY EDITOR—ADAM SAPIRO | COPY CHIEF—DIANA D’ABRUZZO SENIOR EDITORS—KATIE ABERBACH, VICKY HALLETT, SHAUNA MILLER, KRISTEN PAGE-KIRBY | SECTION EDITORS—RUDI GREENBERG, BETH MARLOWE, MORGAN SCHNEIDER, SARA SCHWARTZ, HOLLEY SIMMONS, CLINTON YATES, FIONA ZUBLIN | EDITORIAL DESIGNERS—JON BENEDICT, ADAM GRIFFITHS | PRODUCTION SUPERVISOR—MATTHEW LIDDI | PHOTOGRAPHER—MARGE ELY
Founding Publisher — Christopher Ma, 1950-2011
T H U R S D AY | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | E X P R E S S | 35
people lookout REMORSE
‘I’m Sorry If I Hurt Your Feelings. Filth.’ Angus T. Jones said in a statement Tuesday that he’s sorry for bashing “Two and a Half Men,” the show in which he co-stars: “I apologize if my remarks reflect me showing indifference to and disrespect of my colleagues and a lack of appreciation of the extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed. I never intended that.” (EXPRESS)
We Used Our Best Jokes On Her First Pregnancy
Cougars MICHAEL CAULFIELD/GETTY IMAGES
‘Hey Brit, So, Can I Borrow Whatever Half of $37K Is?’ Britney Spears and Kevin Federline owe California more than $37,000 in unpaid taxes from 2004, TMZ.com reported. The state’s Franchise Tax Board says the pair, who married in 2004 and divorced in 2007, owe exactly $37,712.71. Spears is a judge on “The X Factor.” Federline’s last major gig was the Australian weight-loss show “Excess Baggage.” (EXPRESS)
MICHAEL SIMMONS/GETTY IMAGES
“ ‘Bing’ is what comes up when you Google ‘Bing,’ ” Mario told Kim.
“At least it wasn’t news that our divorce wasn’t final after all!”
Age Is Just A Number Until You Divide It by 2
Demi Moore is dating a 26-yearold, according to the New York Post. Vito Schnabel is an art dealer. Moore is 50. At Naomi Campbell’s 50th birthday party, “they were dancing and grinding all over each other, openly, in front of other guests,” said an unnamed witness. (E XPRESS)
Kim Kardashian is the Internet’s most-searched-for celebrity, according to non-Google search tool Bing. She also topped the list in 2010; in 2011, Justin Bieber was No. 1. This year, he came in second. Also in the top 10: Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, Lindsay Lohan, Katy Perry, Selena Gomez, Jennifer Aniston, Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift. The mostsearched news topics include the release of the iPhone 5, the Olympics, Hurricane Sandy and the reality show “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” (E XPRESS)
Bing: It’s Relevant!
Jessica Simpson is pregnant again, Us Weekly has reported. Simpson, who gave birth to daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson seven months ago, and fiance Eric Johnson “definitely” didn’t plan the pregnancy, an unnamed source told Us. The child will be the couple’s second. Simpson’s rep had no comment. (EXPRESS)
“I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre’s hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.” — CH A RLIE SHEEN TELLS TMZ.COM THAT ANGUS T. JONES’ WEIRD “TWO AND A HALF MEN” REMARKS STEM FROM SHOWRUNNER CHUCK LORRE’S BADNESS.
ff A re yo u s u e r i n g f ro m ularities? g e r r I n i Sk Call Today
10 00 OFF
• Acne • Broken Capillaries • Blackheads • Whiteheads
with coupon 1st visit only
• Clogged Pores • Ingrown Hairs • Razor Bumps • Skin Tags
Unlimited FREE Check-up www.EMCBEAUTYCLINIC.COM 1234 19th St. NW, #600 Washington, DC (South Dupont Cir Metro)
36 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
W4 | E X P R E S S | 1 1 . 2 9 . 2 0 1 2 | T H U R S D AY
Need a new mattress? You need
We Carry the Largest Selection of Latex & Cool Gel Memory Foam Mattresses!
a Beautyrest Black ® foundation. Limited time only.
©2012 Simmons Bedding Company. All rights reserved.
Over 160 Locations! Serving Maryland, Virginia, West Virginia, Delaware, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Washington, DC.
Shop online: SLEEPHAPPENS.COM or order over the phone: 1-800-BED-SALE.
Annapolis......................... 410-266-7182 ....2091 W. Street, next to Pier One Imports Alexandria ........................ 703-212-9040 ....382 South Pickett St, next to Home Depot Alexandria ........................ 703-660-8566 ....7520 Richmond Hgwy, across from Peking Duck Arlington .......................... 703-243-8974 ....3632 Lee Hgwy, across from Safeway Arlington (Pen. Row) ....... 703-418-9800 ....1201 South Joyce St, next to Rite-Aid Arlington (Ballston).......... 703-807-0779 ....3807 Wilson Blvd, across from Staples Arundel Mills.................... 410-799-3681 ....7659 Arundel Mills Blvd, next to HH Gregg Bailey’s Crossroads.......... 703-931-8956 ....3517 S. Jefferson St, across from Giant Bethesda .......................... 301-656-1570 ....6930 Wisconsin Ave, free parking! Bethesda (Mont. Mall)...... 301-365-0640 ....Montgomery Mall, next to Macy’s Home Capital Centre................... 301-499-2871 ....801 Capital Centre Blvd, next to Magic Theatre Centreville ........................ 703-830-3322 ....14100 Lee Hwy, next to Trader Joe’s Chantilly........................... 703-817-1743 ....13806 Metro Tech Dr, at Rt.50 in front of Lowe’s Charlottesville .................. 434-973-3222 ....304 Connor Drive, next to Target & Boneﬁsh Charlottesville .................. 434-975-1171 ....1646 Seminole Trail, across from Fashion Square Mall Charlottesville .................. 434-964-1300 ....1500 Seminole Trail, next to Starbucks, across Fash. Sq Mall Charles Town ................... 304-725-1791 ....116 Flowing Springs Rd, across from Hollywood Casino Clinton ............................. 301-856-8573 ....8847 Woodyard Rd, between Giant & Sears Columbia.......................... 410-309-9655 ....9400 Snowden River Pkwy, Columbia Marketplace Columbia.......................... 410-964-0749 ....6110 Dobbin Road, next to new Toys-R-Us & REI Crofton............................. 410-451-9544 ....2612 Brandermill Blvd, Village of Waugh Chapel Culpeper........................... 540-829-7891 ....15131 Montanus Drive, behind Chili’s next to Lowe’s Dumfries .......................... 703-445-9877 ....3966 Fettler Park Dr, at Rt.234 next to Ihop Dunkirk ............................ 410-257-0316 ....10730 Town Center Blvd, next to Wal-Mart Easton.............................. 410-822-7742 ....8058 Ocean Gateway, next to Wawa
Edgewater ........................ 410-956-3062 ....3059 Solomons Island Rd, next to 5 Guys & Starbucks Fairfax.............................. 703-383-0152 ....11002 Lee Hgwy, next to new Walgreens Fairfax Costco Plaza......... 703-830-2270 ....12300 Price Club Plaza Dr., between Costco and home depot Fairfax Turnpike................ 703-426-2600 ....9502 Main St, Turnpike Shopping Center Frederick Outlet................ 301-682-8882 ....7315 Grove Road, facing I-270 Fredericksburg................. 540-785-1673 ....1240 Carl D. Silver Parkway, in front of Target Fredericksburg................. 540-710-7525 ....10119 Jefferson Davis Hgwy, next to Red Robin Fredericksburg................. 540-548-0445 ....5723 W.Plank Road, between Home Depot & Giant Front Royal ...................... 540-636-7800 ....50 Riverton Commons, next to Wal-Mart Gainesville........................ 703-753-0789 ....5131 Wellington Rd, next to Buffalo Wild Wings Gaithersburg .................... 301-869-9727 ....451 N. Frederick Ave, across from Mont. Square Gaithersburg .................... 301-355-7240 ....178 Kentlands Boulevard, next to Bally’s Fitness Germantown .................... 301-515-3000 ....13052 Middlebrook Rd, next to Giant Greenbelt ......................... 301-220-0374 ....5506 Cherrywood Lane, next to Atlanta Bread Hagerstown...................... 301-766-0740 ....18011 Garland Groh Boulevard, next to Best Buy Hagerstown...................... 301-582-3766 ....17301 Valley Mall Road, next to Toys-R-Us Herndon........................... 703-481-7900 ....491 Elden Street, across from K-Mart Kentlands......................... 301-355-7240 ....178 Kentlands Boulevard, next to Bally’s Fitness Langley Park .................... 301-431-5737 ....1425 University Blvd, University Plaza West LaPlata............................. 301-392-6280 ....38 Shining Willow Way, next to Safeway & Target Laurel............................... 240-568-0347 ....14263 Baltimore Boulevard, next to Duron Paints Leesburg.......................... 703-443-2505 ....536 Fort Evans RD., N.E. Lexington Park................. 301-866-1956 ....23105 Three Notch Rd, next to Starbucks Lorton .............................. 703-490-2760 ....14006 Jefferson Davis Hgwy, across from Five Guys Manassas I-66 Outlet....... 703-331-0637 ....10372 East Balls Ford Rd, facing I-66 Manassas......................... 703-367-9177 ....9654 Liberia Ave, next to Ledo’s & Starbucks
Manassas......................... 703-257-5768 ....8376 Sudley Road, in front of Manassas Mall Martinsburg ..................... 304-262-0113 ....784 Foxcroft Avenue, behind Outback Montclair.......................... 703-445-9877 ....3966 Fettler Park Dr, at Rt.234 next to Ihop Olney................................ 301-570-2300 ....18050 Georgia Avenue, next to McDonald’s Potomac Mills.................. 703-497-9600 ....2800 Prince William Pkwy, next to Best Buy Prince Frederick ............... 410-414-7440 ....721 Prince Frederick Blvd, next to Starbucks Ranson............................. 304-724-7800 ....38 Joshua M Freeman Blvd, next to Five Guys Rehoboth Beach............... 302-645-9625 ....18756 Coastal Hgwy, next to Pier 1 Imports & Starbucks Rockville/Shady Grove ..... 301-738-3764 ....9701 Traville Gateway Drive, next to Giant Rockville .......................... 301-230-2337 ....12127 Rockville Pk, next to Ofﬁce Depot, Pike Ctr Seven Corners.................. 703-237-2277 ....6381 Seven Corners Ctr, in front of Shopper’s Silver Spring .................... 301-445-5144 ....10165 New Hampshire Ave, 1 block outside beltway Silver Spring .................... 301-587-7700 ....8204 Georgia Ave, south of 410 East West Hwy Springﬁeld ....................... 703-569-7891 ....6119 Backlick Rd, next to Mike’s Grill Springﬁeld ....................... 703-866-7066 ....8414 Old Keene Mill Rd, next to Whole Foods Stafford............................ 540-657-1554 ....370 Garrisonville Rd, Doc Comm, next to Home Depot Staunton .......................... 540-886-1122 ....1209 Richmond Ave, next to Starbucks Sterling ............................ 703-421-3664 ....45591 Dulles Eastern Plaza, across from Haverty’s Stone Ridge ..................... 703-542-8567 ....42015 Village Center Plaza, next to Harris-Teeter Tenleytown, DC ................ 202-537-9353 ....4437 Wisconsin Ave, across from Library Tyson’s Corner ................. 703-790-0241 ....1986 Chain Bridge Rd, next to Da Domenico Waldorf ............................ 301-638-0990 ....3368 Crain Hgwy, next to Pep Boys Warrenton........................ 540-351-0056 ....310 Broadview St, next to Jiffy Lube Wheaton........................... 301-929-0365 ....2704 University Blvd W, at Viers Mill Rd Winchester....................... 540-662-6621 ....1869 S Pleasant Valley Rd, across from Best Buy Woodbridge ..................... 703-490-2760 ....14006 Jefferson Davis Hgwy, next to PWP & Cardinal Bank.