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Sheik Hassan Nasrallah, boasted in June he had unmasked at least two CIA spies who had infiltrated the ranks of the organization, which the U.S. considers a terrorist group closely allied with Iran. Though the U.S. Embassy in

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Government-appointed negotiators have met with the Pakistani Taliban three times in the past month to discuss a possible peace deal, two tribal elders and a militant commander said Monday. Reports of the talks, which those involved described as preliminary, were the first to surface since a Pakistani summit endorsed negotiations as the preferred way to curb militant violence. The militant commander said the talks involved a governmentbacked delegation, but a Taliban spokesman denied any such meetings. Government officials on Monday declined to confirm the meetings. (THE WASHINGTON POST )

ABOUT HOW AL-QAEDA AND OTHER MILITANT GROUPS MIGHT TRY TO STEP UP OPERATIONS AFTER U.S. FORCES LEAVE AT THE END OF THE YEAR. STILL, THE CAPABILITIES OF AL-QAEDA IN IRAQ HAVE DETERIORATED GREATLY SINCE THE PEAK OF THE INSURGENCY IN 2004-2007.

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he has “seen nothing to indicate that those concerns are warranted.” The focus is on a structure at a military site that a Nov. 8 IAEA report described as being used for nuclear-related explosives testing. The IAEA was alerted to the suspicions late last week. Ali Asghar Soltanieh, Iran’s chief delegate to the IAEA, dismissed the reports as “childish stories.” He said he had not heard of any such activity, describing the claims as “ridiculous.” (AP)

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age, change along the city’s Potomac River waterfront. The alternative plan seriously overestimates how much money a museum would generate, its reliance on bond revenues would saddle taxpayers with a $100 million debt burden for two decades, and it underestimates the cost of f lood mitigation by $3 million, the city said. “We don’t think it’s financially feasible,” said Bruce Johnson, the acting city manager, who will return to his former job as chief financial officer next month. “We don’t think it’s legally defensible. ... Finally, we would not have abil-

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its leaders thought the city’s twoyear process for collecting public input was flawed and the plan that the city proposed for redeveloping the waterfront was too commercial. Their objections led Mayor William D. Euille, a Democrat, to appoint a working group to find areas of consensus, but that process too has been rife with disagreements. The waterfront working group is wrapping up its task and expects to make a report to the city council soon; the council has set a public hearing for Jan. 21, when it is also scheduled to vote on a waterfront plan. (THE WASHINGTON POST )

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Virginia Democrats said Monday they intend to file a lawsuit challenging the right of Republicans to seize a majority in the evenly divided state Senate. Senate Democrat ic Leader Dick Saslaw and Sen. Donald McEachin, D-Henrico, said they will ask a court to decide whether Republican Lt. Gov. Bill Bolling can cast the deciding vote in organizing the new Senate that takes office Jan. 11. McEachin said Virginia’s Constitution is unclear about whether the lieutenant governor, an official of the executive branch who presides over the Senate, can vote on Senate organizational matters because he’s not a senator. (AP)

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Egypt’s civilian Cabinet offered to resign Monday after three days of violent clashes between demonstrators and security forces in Tahrir Square, but the action failed to satisfy protesters deeply frustrated with the new military rulers. The Health Ministry said at least 24 people have been killed and 1,750 wounded in the latest violence as activists sought to fill the streets for a “second revolution” to force out the generals who have failed to stabilize the country, salvage the The death toll since Saturday, economy or bring as of Monday democracy. evening, from T he c l a s he s new clashes have deepened the between disarray among Egyptian protEgypt’s political esters and the ranks, with the military. (AP) power f u l Muslim Brotherhood balking at joining in the demonstrations, fearing that turmoil will disrupt elections next week that the Islamists expect to dominate. The protests in Tahrir and across the nation have forced the ruling military council and the Cabinet it backs into two concessions, but neither was significant enough to send anyone home. The council issued an anti-graft law that bans anyone convicted of corruption from running for office or holding a government post, a move that is likely to stop senior members from the Mubarak regime from running for public office. Hours later, the Cabinet of Prime Minister Essam Sharaf sub-

Security forces clash Monday night with thousands of protesters in Cairo’s Tahrir Square. During the day, black-clad security forces fired tear gas, rubber bullets and — many protesters said — live ammunition in the streets around Tahrir. Protesters hurled stones and threw back gas canisters that streamed stinging clouds. Gunfire crackled around the square, and injured protesters were brought to makeshift sidewalk clinics, where volunteer doctors scrambled from patient to patient. Police hit one field clinic with tear gas, forcing the staff to flee, struggling to carry the wounded. A video posted online showed a soldier dragging a protester’s motionless body along the street before abandoning him. (AP)

mitted its resignation to the council, a widely expected move. Protesters cheered and shouted, “God is great!” when the news arrived of the Cabinet resignation offer, but they almost immediately resumed their chant of “The people want to topple the field marshal” — a reference to military ruler Field Marshal Hussein Tantawi. “We are not clearing the square until there is a national salvation government that is representative and has full responsibility,” said activist Rami Shaat, who was at the site. The council released a statement

late Monday calling for a national dialogue to “urgently study the reasons for the current crisis and ways to overcome it.” The statement, carried by Egypt’s state news agency, said the military deeply regrets the loss of life and has ordered the Justice Ministry to form a panel to investigate the incidents of the past few days. Violence has steadily escalated since the clashes began Saturday, when police tried to clear several hundred protesters in the square. Repeated attempts to clear the protesters from Tahrir have failed, and a

8WYaijeho The ongoing turmoil comes a week before Egypt is to start key parliamentary elections, which many had hoped would be a landmark in the transition to democracy. Instead, they have been overshadowed by the standoff over the military. Activists believe that no matter who wins the vote, the generals will dominate the next government. The military says it will hand over power only after presidential elections, which it has vaguely said will be held in late 2012 or early 2013. (AP)

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death toll that quadrupled overnight from Sunday has only brought out more and angrier protesters. The protests have spread to other cities across the country, including Alexandria, where one death took place. Amnesty International condemned the violence. “While the Egyptian authorities have a duty to maintain law and order, they must not use excessive force to crack down on peaceful protests, something that poses a severe threat to Egyptians’ rights to assembly and freedom of expression,” the group said in a statement. The military on Sunday night issued a statement saying it did not intend to “extend the transitional period” and vowed not to let anyone hinder the “democratic transition.” The government has said elections will be held on schedule, starting on Nov. 28. (AP)


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letics, agreeing with the commission’s recommendation to cut eight sports, effective July 1, 2012. But Loh and Athletic Director Kevin Anderson also gave the eliminated teams a chance to raise enough funds to ensure survival. At a news conference on Monday, Loh said it “is perhaps one of the most painful and heart-wrenching decisions I’ve made.” Anderson added that the “last month has been one of the most difficult times of my life.”

8WYaijeho An athletics commission released a report Nov. 14, proposing Maryland cut eight of its 27 varsity teams — men’s indoor and outdoor track; men’s cross country; men’s swimming and diving; women’s swimming and diving; men’s tennis; women’s water polo; and aerobics and tumbling (once known as competitive cheer) — to help alleviate a multimillion-dollar deficit in the school’s athletic department. (T WP)

Anderson recommended that supporters of the eliminated teams “be given the opportunity to raise eight years’ worth of total program costs by June 30, 2012, in order to keep the program in existence.” Loh said that the M Club, the main Maryland athletics booster club, has committed $1 million already to this campaign. Because of Title IX requirements two teams — one men’s, one women’s — will need to be saved together. (THE WASHING TON POST )

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was toting along to the gym anyway. “They’re using the devices to listen to music, and then they have the workout right there,” Haley says. More importantly, he feels like he’s right there, too. With the immediate feedback he’s getting, he’s been able to peek at her progress three times a week and adjust his schedule for her accordingly. “As a trainer, it gives me more work, but it allows me to do my job better,” he says. But the app is better suited to motivation than instruction. “Form is the hardest part,” Haley says. Just because the assignments are completed doesn’t mean they’re necessarily being done correctly, and there’s nowhere in the app to insert detailed descriptions or videos. In the case of his California client, she’s a former athlete, and Haley trusts she understands how to follow his directions. But with less-experienced exercisers, he says it would be necessary to meet face to face at least some of the time. That’s the point, says Clarke, who designed SweatSolo to serve as a supplement to in-person sessions, rather than as a substitute. The app has zero content unless a trainer has loaded it, and it’s there specifically for you. So despite the name, if you’re using SweatSolo, you’re never really on your own. VICK Y HALLET T (E XPRESS)


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I ended an affair with a co-worker (married with children). I have no intention of letting anyone know, and if he wants to go on with his marriage, so be it. But I don’t want to work with him any longer. He’s very upset by this because he thinks it will be “traceable” to what happened between us. He’s worried that if I leave, people will speculate and know that something went on. I feel resentful of him trying to control what I do, but I also don’t want to do anything rash. OVER IT The best way to guarantee that no one finds out about an affair is to not have one, so I’m not feeling sympathy for him here. If it’s best for you emotionally to leave the job, leave the job. But think about whether that feels like the most autonomous thing for you to do, and make sure you didn’t get steamrolled or

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Since you have two days in a weekend, a logistical compromise can be relatively simple: one day for cocooning, one day for social butterfly-ing. If he wants to participate in two events on two different days, then, in general, that should mean that other than those two activities, the rest of the days are low-key. This can’t always work, especially with a 5-year-old, who can get more party invitations than the president. So revisit your expectations in terms of social events: Can your husband ever go by himself? Is he taking responsibility for the effort that goes into having people over? Ideally, at the beginning of each week, he prioritizes one or two events, cuts the rest out, and together you outline your schedule.

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It’s too late to register for the Thanksgiving Day Trot for Hunger (Some.org), which is moving from West Potomac Park to Freedom Plaza this year to accommodate larger crowds. But there’s still time to snag a bib for the 29th annual Turkey Chase (8 a.m. on Thanksgiving Day, $45, Turkeychase.com), a 10K in Bethesda that supports the YMCA. Not up for going the distance? There’s also a 2-mile option ($20) and a 50-meter dash for kids.


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Mt. Pleasant Ave. NW; 202-4629642, Pasttensestudio.com) for a Yoga Chaser at 10 a.m. The 75-minute class ($15) promises to help you wring out and detox. JE8;9EDJ?DK;:0Every Friday in November, Balance Gym (1111 14th St. NW) has been hosting a free boot camp for customers of Lululemon’s Logan location. They’re not the types to slack off just because it’s the day after a holiday. So it’s back to business — and burpees — at 5:45 p.m. E-mail logancircle-store@lululemon.com to sign up. 97DÊJ97J9>C;0 It’s good to be young at heart. But to join the inaugural Gingerbread Man Mile, you have to really be young. The event, which starts at 8 a.m. at 11900 Market St. at Reston Town Center in Reston, Va., is divided into multiple heats for different age groups, starting with tots (who go only two blocks) and then on up to high schoolers. After everyone’s reached the finish line — where gingerbread cookies will await, of course — the winners are invited to be in a holiday parade. It’s free to run, but donations are requested for Neediest Kids (Neediestkids.org). See Prraces.com/gingerbread for info. VICKY HALLETT (EXPRESS)

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It’s Not Me. It’s You! Your aunt storms in on Thanksgiving and starts yelling about how terribly you’ve set the table for dinner. Are you mad? But what if you knew she’d been in a fender bender on the way over? According to research from Stanford University, you’d be more likely to brush off the rant if you knew that. In an experiment, subjects who looked at an angry face but were told the person had a bad day experienced fewer negative emotions.

OBESIT Y It may seem counterintuitive, but if you want to lose weight, try eating more. Researchers examined the eating habits of 250 people for a year and determined that normal-weight adults, including ones who’d lost weight and kept off the pounds, snacked more often than overweight people. The catch: The normalweight folks still consumed fewer calories and were more active. One theory about why a higher frequency of eating helps is that it staves off hunger, making you less likely to overdo it at meals.

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Just because you’re dining at a steak house doesn’t mean you have to get your moo on. Rather than rely on any old bird for his burger ($15), Sobel uses heritage turkey — an original breed with more flavorful meat than the typical modern turkey. He perks up the patty with sage, poultry spice, ground apricot and stuffing, and then grills it over a mesquite and oak fire. The burger’s served on a toasted whole-wheat roll smeared with garlic mashed potatoes and crowned with a spoonful of homemade cranberry sauce. “It’s like Thanksgiving on a bun,” Sobel says.

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Improve Your Diet or You Might Never Be a Dad Sure, your mouth wants a burger and a beer. But your sperm are hoping for fruit and grains, according to a Brazilian study published in the journal Fertility and Sterility. Men in couples undergoing IVF treatment were asked about their diets. The ones who drank a lot of alcohol and ate naughty foods (such as red meat) had slower swimmers and lowered their partners’ chance of pregnancy.


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<_bcH[l_[m More than ever, we need a world where a pig can be romantically linked to a frog. A world where no one finds it odd that Jason Segel’s little brother is a puppet, and they share a room with twin beds and a taste for pastel leisure suits. “ T he Mupp e t s,” op en i ng Wednesday, marks a very welcome return for Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy and the rest of Jim Henson’s creations after a 12-year big-screen absence. From start to finish, the movie is a healthy, dizzy dose of childlike bliss, the songs campy but catchy, the humor corny but clever, the cast — both human and Muppet — one of the most lovable gangs you’ll ever spend time with. Sure, the Muppets have long been a wholly owned subsidiary of big Hollywood, namely, the Walt Disney Co. But this is a gentle, loving rebirth, leaving intact the decency and goodness that have always been at the heart of the Muppets. Lifelong “Muppets” fan Segel, who co-wrote the movie with his “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” director Nicholas Stoller, stars as Gary, a small-town guy who heads with girlfriend Mary (Amy Adams) for a trip to Hollywood. Tagging along is Gary’s brother Walter, an endearing little puppet who’s the world’s biggest fan of all things Muppet. Walter’s heartbroken to find that the Muppets’ studio in Hollywood has fallen into disrepair, while Kermit, his gal Piggy, Fozzie Bear and the others have long since parted company. Overhearing an evil oil

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includes a massive sleighship with stealth technology. Yet after a single present goes awry, leaving one little girl in Britain just hours away from awaking to a joyless Christmas, Steve shrugs it off as an acceptable rate of error. Arthur, the one member of the family who truly understands the meaning of the season, can’t stand the thought of a child missing out. He and loopy Grandsanta (Bill Nighy), the former Mr. Claus, set off

7hj^kh9^h_ijcWiF= Director: Sarah Smith Stars: James McAvoy, Jim Broadbent, Bill Nighy, Hugh Laurie In a Nutshell: On Christmas Eve at the North Pole, Santa’s youngest son, Arthur, looks to use his father’s high-tech operation for an urgent mission. For Fans of: “Wallace and Gromit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit”

in the original old reindeer-pulled sleigh to deliver the misplaced present before dawn. “Arthur Christmas” offers a fresh look at the Santa legend: a flawed Claus. Santa and his kin are as dysfunctional a family as any of those on their Christmas-delivery list. It’s up to Arthur to overcome his own ineptitude and insecurity to emerge, possibly, as the true alpha male of the Kringle clan. DAVID GERMAIN (AP)

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band will tour and release new music in 2012, according to a post on Springsteen’s official website. European dates will run from mid-May through the end of July, with four England festival dates announced thus far. InformaSpringsteen tion on U.S. dates will be forthcoming. “In addition, we want you to know that the music is almost done (but still untitled), we have almost settled on the release date (but not quite yet),” the post also said. The news of a new album and tour comes as a bit of a surprise just five months after the death of longtime saxophonist Clarence Clemons. Many had speculated that the E Street Band had played its last show together, but that is clearly not the case. There is no word yet on whether Clemons will be replaced or whether the band will simply continue without a saxophone player. The album will be Springsteen’s first since 2009’s “Working on a Dream.” (THE WASHINGTON POST )

[nfh[iid_]^jekj$Yec Old-Time Rock ’n’ Roll Bob Seger makes the kind of music that your mom listens to when she’s feeling free-spirited (and knocking back Miller Lites). He’s 66 years old now and essentially is to rock music what Jimmy Buffett is to country. If you fell in love to “We’ve Got Tonight” in 1978, you can hear it and other classics live this weekend. 1st Mariner Arena, 201 W. Baltimore St., Baltimore; Fri., $45$99; Baltimorearena.com.

Dessert and Democracy Tiny, innovative theater company Dog & Pony DC’s latest production is “Beertown,” a dessert potluck/ town meeting where the audience votes on items for a Beertown time capsule. Guests are encouraged to bring nut-free desserts of their own devising to contribute to the potluck. (Beertown is not real, but it does have a website, Visitbeertown. com.) Capitol Hill Arts Workshop, 545 7th St. SE; through Dec. 10, 7:30 p.m.; Dogandponydc.com. (Eastern Market)

‘Zing!’ Went the Swing Russian-Israeli-Canadian songstress Sophie Milman is the name you can give any jazz snob who says there are no great living jazz interpreters. Her smoky, sexy, witty renditions of standards are as memorable and (we hope) as lasting as those of Billie Holiday and Peggy Lee. You can see her perform them live with her jazz band tonight. Blues Alley, 1073 Wisconsin Ave. NW (Rear); 8 p.m. and 10 p.m., $25; 202-337-4141, Bluesalley.com.


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1 BR $755 • 2 BR $855 Utilities Are On Us!!! * Hardwood Floors * Off Street Parking * Laundry Facilities On-Site * Walk To Alabama Ave Metro

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866.646.7056

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1BR $925 & 2BR $1050 Plus Electric

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1507 Benning Rd., NE Washington DC 20002 www.horningbrothers.com select apartments. Must move in by 11/30/11

1 BRS $725

• Renovated 1 Bedroom Apts • Near Minn. Ave. Metro Station • 24 Hr. Emergency Maintenance • Showing Apts. 7 Days A Week

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The Overlook at Oxon Run

SE- 13th St. 2 min to metro/shops! 2 BR from $775+utilities. No Pets. Section 8 ok. Call 202-388-3900x 10

(202) 373 - 1900

3700 9th Street SE, Washington DC 20032 Call Mr. Robinson

Good Credit Earns

100!!!

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At Cascade Park and Oak Park Apts. 1 Brs $665* *$200 OFF 1 Brs . $665* *$200 OFF 2 Brs $765* +$400 OFF + $765* 2 Brs. + 3 Brs.$1495 •$600 OFF $400 OFF 4 Brs.$1600• 1ST MO’S RENT OR SEC. DEP. 3 Brs..$1350+ 1ST MO’S RENT OR SEC. DEP. Bus Stop To Metro On-Site

4236 4th St., S.E. #103 Washington, DC 20032

3533 Ames St. NE Washington, DC 20019

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(Part of the Pentacle Group)

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NE - Several remodeled 1BR & 1BR+ den. Fresh paint, w/w carpet. Sec 8 & other orgs welcome. 202-441-4623

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NE

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River Hill

SE DC- 1, 2, 3 & 4 BR Apts. Central Air & heat, wall to wall carpet , W/D, Sec 8 ok, Starting at $1200. For info call Sakinah 202-361-5813

Bring in the Fall A New Apartment Home with

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1BR Starting at 735 350 Off 1st Month’s Rent!!!* $

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Halley House

SE

3 bedroom/2Bath for only $1100

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SW GALVESTON PLACE -- 4BR, 2BA. $1349 plus utilities, 1st month rent free! Credit check required. Metro Bus close. Call 202-563-1791

Newly upgraded appliances Wall to wall carpet Dishwasher Instant approval UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT

4200 S. Capitol St. Wash. DC 20032

Southeast

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3539 A Street SE Mon-Fri. 9-5. Sat. 10-4 Housing Choice Vouchers welcome where rents are within voucher program limits

SOUTHWEST/Metro Convenient!

Savannah Heights

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251 Savannah Street SE

1 BRs fr. $775 2 BRs fr $870 3 BRs from $1180

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SE- NEWCOMB ST - 2-3BR from $825 + electric. Sec 8 Welcome. No pets. Call 202-388-3900 x 10

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116 Irvington Street SW,Washington DC 20032

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SE 1 & 2 BR Voucher apts on Greenline. No application fee with voucher . Secure, crpt, nice backyard. Available Immediately. 703-912-4885 SE- 154 Xenia St SE. Lg 1BR, secure bldg, pvt parking, CAC/heat, on site laundry facilities. $775 + gas & elec. Delwin Realty 202-561-4675 SE- 1BR apts & 1BR w/ den apts. $750 & up+ elec No Pets. 202-265-4814, 202-629-2606. Fred A. Smith Co. SE- 3325 MLK Jr Ave SE- 1 BR, $695 + gas/elec, spacious, secure bldg nr metro 202-561-4675 Delwin Realty SE - 4569 BENNING RD - 1 & 2 BR , CAC,nr Subway (Blue line). $660 & $750 + util. Appl fee $10. Open Mon-Sat 11-4pm.ImmedOccupancy202-582-7155 S.E. DANBURY ST. - Attractive 1BR $725. 1st month rent free. Good Credit Required. Metro Bus at Corner. Call 202-563-1791

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**Holiday Special** 1 month free on select floor plans Emerald 1 BR, $700 Gold 2 BR, $780 Diamond 2 BR $890 Platinum 3 BR 1.5 BA $990 Call 202-889-4116 for more information. SE D.C. Rockburne Estates w 2627 Jasper St SE **Holiday Special** Move in by 12/31, Half off 1st month rent 1BR $895, 2BR Duplex $1180, 2BR Flat $1130. Call 202-889-7300 for more information

NEED SOME ADDITIONAL HOLIDAY CASH? FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, RECEIVE *$200 IN FREE RENT! OFFER VALID AT SOUTHERN COURT APARTMENTS ONLY. OFFER ENDS 12/31/11. SEE VILLAGE AT CHESAPEAKE LEASING OFFICE FOR ADDITIONAL DETAILS. 820 Southern Ave. SE, Washington, DC 20032

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2343 Green Street SE • Wash. DC 20020

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Bethesda—$1950, Lux 2 br, 1ba, Gar, 5225 Pooks hill Rd, Bethesda, MD, incl all util, gym, tennis, pool. Avail 12/5. 240-543-1319/301 437-2468

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Gaithersburg—$1425.00, 2 br, 2 ba, 301-674-2380

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888.448.9013 BRANDYWINE Starting $1500 3-4 BR home. Vacant ready for the holidays. Rent to Own Owner Financing New Homes Building Lots PIONEER REALTY INC 301-780-6201

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Mon-Fri 8:30-5pm • Sat by Appt

Income Guidelines Apply

3730 M. L. King Ave., SE • Washington, DC

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6617 Atwood Street • District Heights, MD 20747

7232 Hanover Parkway Greenbelt, MD

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SE

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