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result is a recontoured age graph: The pyramid, once with a tiny number of old folks at the peak and a broad foundation of children, is inverting. In wealthy countries, the graph already has a pronounced middle-age spread. This is, in many respects, very good news. Longer life is a blessing of modern medicine and improvements in nutrition. Lower fertility corresponds to greater prosperity and education. Women have gained more control over their reproductive lives. But the unexpectedly abrupt demographic transition has created economic upheaval. For the countries that hit the fertility brakes the hardest, the graying of society has become a full-blown crisis. They’re suddenly desperate for babies. They need more workers to provide goods

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and services to huge numbers of pensioners. The aging of the world will change cultures in myriad ways. People may have to extend their working lives far beyond the traditional retirement age. Countries may start competing for immigrants. The planet as a whole doesn’t have a baby shortage. Every minute of every day, according to the Population Reference Bureau, the number of births exceeds the number of deaths by 158. But the growth isn’t spread out. Of that net increase, 154 are in the developing world. The precipitous drop in fertility in many nations caught demographers by surprise, said Linda Waite, director of the Center on Aging at the University of Chicago. No one realized until relatively recently that the processes driving down fertility — such as greater education for women and their surge into the workforce — would continue even when women began having fewer than two children, she said. “It’s sort of a head slap,” Waite said. “It was more an unspoken assumption that fertility would fall to replacement and then stabilize.” JOEL ACHENBACH (THE WASHINGTON POST )

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Britain OKs Armed Guards To Help Combat Pirates Ships sailing under Britain’s flag will be permitted to carry armed guards on some perilous routes to combat the threat from pirates, the prime minister said Sunday. David Cameron said Britain was reversing its opposition to the use of weapons aboard ships, amid mounting concern about the risks of vessels and crew being seized by pirates — particularly off Somalia’s coast. (AP)

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This Notice informs the public that the Public Service Commission of the District of Columbia (“Commission”) seeks input on the rate application submitted by the Potomac Electric Power Company (“Pepco”) requesting authority to increase existing distribution service rates and charges for electric service in the District of Columbia. Pepco proposes a revenue requirement increase of $42.1 million. Pepco is the sole distributor of electric power to homes and businesses in the District; hence the Commission will set Pepco’s distribution service rates in this rate case and not the cost of electricity itself. • Pepco requests authority to earn an 8.64% Rate of Return, including a Return on Equity of 10.75%. Per the PSC’s decision in Formal Case No. 1076, rendered in March 2010, Pepco’s current allowed Rate of Return is 8.01%, including a Return on Equity of 9.625%. • Pepco proposes a Reliability Investment Recovery Mechanism (“RIM”) surcharge that would provide for annual rate adjustments to recover the reliability related costs of certain investments in Pepco’s distribution system. • Pepco seeks cost recovery for its investments in Advanced Metering Infrastructure (“AMI”). • Pepco proposes to recover incremental customer care expenses relating to initiatives that Pepco is undertaking to enhance customer service. Pepco states that this initiative includes four major components: personnel, telecommunication infrastructure (hardware and software), storm readiness, and customer education/market research. • Pepco’s proposals would add about $5.00 to the monthly bill for the typical residential customer and increase the minimum monthly customer charge from $6.65 per month to $10.40 for the standard (R) class and from $6.65 to $12.39 for the All-Electric residential (AE) class. The Commission published a Public Notice on July 22, 2011, regarding this application in the D.C. Register to allow interested persons to intervene in Formal Case No. 1087, the formal case established to adjudicate Pepco’s application. The Public Notice can be accessed online at www.dcpsc.org or viewed at any public library. A hard copy of the Public Notice can be obtained by calling (202) 626-5150. The Commission will convene eight community hearings at the following locations on the specified dates: Ward 1 Columbia Heights Recreation Center 1480 Girard Street, NW Monday, November 21, 2011, 11:00 am Ward 3 Chevy Chase Recreation Center 5601 Connecticut Ave, NW Friday, November 18, 2011, 11:00 am Ward 5 Bethesda Baptist Church 1808 Capitol Ave, NE Monday, November 21, 2011, 6:30 pm Ward 7 Deanwood Recreation Center 1350 49th Street, NE Saturday, November 19, 2011, 11:00 am

Ward 2 D.C. Public Service Commission Hearing Room 1333 H Street, NW, 7th floor East Tower Wednesday, November 9, 2011, 11:00 am Ward 4 Emery Recreation Center 5801 Georgia Ave, NW Wednesday, November 9, 2011, 6:30 pm Ward 6 King Greenleaf Recreation Center 201 N Street, SW Tuesday, November 22, 2011, 10:00 am Ward 8 Thurgood Marshall Public Charter School 2427 Martin Luther King, SE Tuesday, November 8, 2011, 6:30 pm

Those who wish to testify at the community hearings should contact the Commission Secretary by the close of business three business days prior to the date of the hearing by calling (202) 626-5150. Representatives of organizations shall be permitted a maximum of five minutes for oral presentations. Individuals shall be permitted a maximum of three minutes for oral presentations. If an organization or an individual is unable to offer comments at the community hearings, written statements may be submitted to the Public Service Commission of the District of Columbia, 1333 H Street, NW, Suite 200, West Tower, Washington, and D.C. 20005. Any person who is deaf or hearing-impaired, and cannot readily understand or communicate in spoken English, and persons with disabilities who need special accommodations in order to participate in the hearing, must contact the Commission Secretary by close of seven business days prior to the date of the hearing. Persons who wish to testify in Spanish, Chinese, Amharic, or Korean must also contact the Commission Secretary by close of business three business days before the day of the hearing. The number to call to request special accommodations and interpretation services is (202) 626-5150.

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against rocket squads three years ago and has largely maintained calm since then. At the same time, the group, which has killed hundreds of Israelis in suicide bombings and other attacks, remains committed to armed struggle against Israel. Threatened by even more radical rivals in Gaza, Hamas has not criticized anyone for attacking Israel. (AP)

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IkYY[iiIjeho Business executive Sterling Crockett, 49, who could afford to live just about anywhere, moved from North Bethesda to Bowie, Md., four years ago with his wife, Florence. He chose the Hamptons at Woodmore. To appreciate some of the reasons why, go back to the small town in southwestern Virginia where Crockett was one of only four black students in his graduating class. An elementary school teacher once ordered a white classmate not to share her scissors with Crockett, and his high school hosted a “slave day” auctioning off athletes to raise money. As an adult, he yearned for a

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place where he could feel proud of who he is, where race isn’t everything, and where he and his family would live around other upwardly mobile blacks. “I saw it as an opportunity to get into a community that is inhabited and run by AfricanAmericans,” Crockett said. “It’s a county of African-Americans doing well — more black millionaires.”

county is largely over and that Hispanics have helped make the county feel more diverse than ever. State delegate Justin Ross and his wife are raising four young children in Hyattsville, Md., not far from the University of Maryland in an area that has long attracted a mix of people. His two oldest children attend University Park Elementary School, where the student body is 30 percent black, 30 percent Hispanic, 26 percent white and 8 percent Asian. “We’re giving [our children] a competitive advantage in a real world that will look much different than the one my parents grew up in,” said Ross, 35. But most white longtime residents have friends and neighbors who have left the county and made little secret of why, said several who discussed white flight and diversity. “A lot of white people don’t want to live around black people. It’s crazy, I know,” said John Petro, a developer who lives in a predominantly black subdivision in Bowie.

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The transit staff estimates that 16,000 riders, or about 6 percent of those traveling at peak periods, will be inconvenienced. A third of the Blue Line trains will become Yellow Line trains at rush hour. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not a problem for those who board at the Franconia-Springfield terminal and make the short trip to Crystal City or the Pentagon. It is an issue for those who go on to Rosslyn, Foggy Bottom or Farragut West. There will be fewer Blue Line trains at rush hour serving the eastern side of the line. ROBERT THOMSON (THE WASHINGTON POST )

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Man Charged in Killing Of Howard Student A D.C. man has been arrested in the killing of a Howard University freshman. Prince George’s County police say they’ve arrested 20-year-old William Knight and charged him with first-degree murder in the death of Alonzo James Guyton. Guyton was found shot just after midnight Tuesday in front of a Mount Rainier apartment building. (AP)

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“Everyone does want to strike a balance, respect property owners’ rights to redevelop and do what is best for neighbors and the city,” said Paul Smedberg, a three-term City Council member who is a nonvoting member of the mayor’s group. Everyone also agrees on connect-

ing the separated pieces of the waterfront and opening up vistas, he said. “We all want to bring some additional services and life to the waterfront, but in proportion. Nobody in the city wants to ‘National Harborize’ the waterfront.” PATRICIA SULLIVAN (THE WASHINGTON POST )

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tions on Monday. Tourmobile began in 1969 as a subsidiary of Universal Studios and was launched with just three buses, the Park Service said in a statement. The company also provided tours of Arlington National Cemetery.

“This is a bittersweet time for the [Park Service] and Tourmobile, as they have faithfully served the needs of millions of visitors for over 42 years,’’ Steve Whitesell, of the Park Service said. ERICA W. MORRISON (THE WASHINGTON POST )

A former locksmith is appealing a 60-day jail sentence for scamming an elderly customer. Joseph M. Horton, of Pasadena, is the former owner of the now-defunct Around the Clock Locksmith. A judge in District Court in Annapolis found him guilty of forging the signature of a woman on her credit card receipt after she refused to pay for his inflated services. Officials say Horton quoted a woman $250 to unlock her car during a snowstorm, then charged her more than $1,000 after he opened the vehicle. She refused to pay. Horton was sentenced Friday to 60 days in jail, followed by three years of supervised probation. Horton is appealing. (AP)


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Bank of America may start offering ways for customers to avoid debit card fees.

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Friday, it also announced that it is cancelling its test program. The backlash hasn’t gone unnoticed by other banks. Huntington National Bank, Ally Bank, USA A and, on Friday, TD Bank are among those that are publicizing that they will not charge debit card fees. And institutions such as CDC Federal Credit Union in Atlanta are sending emails out with “No Debit Card Fees” in the subject line to entice people to move their money. EILEEN AJ CONNELLY (AP)

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The last couple years of competitive racing have been, at times, a struggle for Charles “Chad” Ware. Recurring stomach problems sometimes hampered the Wheeling, Ill., resident and forced him to slow his pace, even forcing him to stop during races completely. In Sunday’s 36th Marine Corps Marathon, Ware was hoping to just take it easy and see how he felt as he ran. But by halfway through the 26.2-mile race, Ware was still in the lead group and felt great, so he kept churning and opponents fell behind. No stomach problems flared as Ware finished with his first major marathon win and an unofficial time of 2 hours, 19 minutes, 16 seconds, a personal best by nearly 90 seconds and the race’s best time in 14 years. Ware, who made a run at notching a 2012 Olympic trials qualifying time of 2:19 once he realized he was close to reaching it, fell only seconds

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1.877.238.8216 $949/2BR AND $791/1BR IN SEARCH OF LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP 3200 E St., SE I’VE HAD A COMPLETE MAKEOVER AND I’M SO READY FOR SOMEONE NEW. YOU CAN HAVE ME FOR FIRST MONTH FREE! YOU MUST BE RESPONSIBLE AND WANT TO BE PART OF A LOVELY COMMUNITY. MUST BE ABLE TO RELOCATE FOR ONE YR. SORRY, BUT I DON’T LIKE PETS OR TROUBLEMAKERS. I MAY BE JUST WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING FOR!

River Hill A P A R T M E N T S

Bring in the Fall A New Apartment Home with

•24 hour Maintenance •Wall-to-Wall Carpet, Dishwashers •Controlled Access Units •Laundry Facility in each building •Playground •Parking Lots & Off-Street Parking

866-731-2759

Professionally Managed by CIH Properties Inc.

SE 1 & 2 BR Voucher apts on Greenline. No application fee with voucher . Secure, crpt, nice backyard. Available Immediately. 703-912-4885

SE- 13th St. 2 min to metro/shops! 2 BR from $775+utilities. No Pets. Section 8 ok. Call 202-388-3900x 10

EHO

3 bedroom/2Bath for only $1100 THE NEW

DOUGLAS KNOLL -

Newly upgraded appliances Wall to wall carpet Dishwasher Instant approval UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT

888-903-9612 3331 22nd St. SE

HURRY! LIMITED AVAILABILITY

D ELWIN APARTMENTS

FREE 200 Off 1 MTHS Rent

$

Move In By 11/1/11

VILLAGE AT CHESAPEAKE

1BRS $815

FREE BASIC CABLE

1-888-807-6760

www.wcsmith.com • William C. Smith + CO/EHO

Crescent Park Village

I295, I395, I495, On-site Laundry/ Parking, Vouchers Welcome

4200 S. Capitol St. Wash. DC 20032

COOKING FREE GAS& WATER GAS HEAT,

1 & 2 BRS STARTING

FROM

725

$

1ST

200 MONTHS RENT

$

OFF

Move In By 11/1/11

Central A/C, Convenient to Green Line Metro, Onsite Laundry, Parking, Vouchers Welcome

GREENWOOD MANOR Apartments

M-F 8:30 - 5 PM S 10 - 2 PM

202.678.2548

2343 Green Street SE • Wash. DC 20020

WWW.DELWIN-REALTY.COM

SOUTH EAST

Immediate Move In Available Mention this ad and we will waive the application fee! M-F—8:30-6:00 S—10:00-2:00

202-561-2050 A Vesta Property

Southeast

EHO

3-2-1 SPECIAL!

$300 Off 1st Month $200 Off 2nd Mo/$100 Off 3rd Mo

Meadow Green Courts! 1,2,3 BRs start at $785 $20 APPLICATION FEE! Convenient to shopping, schools, Dishwasher.Walk-in closets.,w-w carpet 5% DISC. TO METRO & DC GOVT EMPLOYEES

(877) 464-9774

3539 A Street SE Mon-Fri. 9-5. Sat. 10-4 Housing Choice Vouchers welcome where rents are within voucher program limits

RIVERDALE

East Pines Terrace RIVERDALE : Spacious 1 & 2 BRs : Walk-in Closet : Balconies : Laundry Room

OPEN SATURDAYS!! STARTING @ $875 - Near Metro Delwin Realty

SOUTHWEST/Metro Convenient!

GREAT SAVINGS AT

EAGLES CROSSING Move in For Only $99

1 BRs fr. $775 2 BRs fr $870 3 BRs from $1180 W/W carpet, Central Air/Heat, Dishwasher, Laundry facility, Free Parking 116 Irvington Street SW,Washington DC 20032

866-790-5360

301-577-7917

M-F 9-5. Sat/Sun 10-4 Housing Choice Vouchers Welcome

6747 Riverdale Rd. Riverdale, MD 20737

Good Credit Earns • Largest floor plans in the area • Central heat & a/c • Metrobus at your door • All new kitchens and baths • Intercom System • On-site laundry facilities • Near shopping, hospital and schools

$ 2Min.BRs @ 825 To National Harbor, Mins. from

Mon-Fri 8:30-5pm • Sat by Appt

Income Guidelines Apply

SE- NEWCOMB ST - 2-3BR from $825 + electric. Sec 8 Welcome. No pets. Call 202-388-3900 x 10

Gas Heat, Gas Cooking & Water

202.561.4675

SE

CALL ME… 202.574.2200

SE- $1100 for 1BR. All utils inc. Fully renov, 4 blocks from Benning Metro, bus stop 1 block. New: w-w carpet, paint, stove, fridge, countertop, cabinets, sinks. New fixtures in BA. New W/D in downstairs lndry rm. Section 8 welcome. Open House: Sundays 3pm-5pm. Call 301-257-5126

SE

LACE

(866) 759-3646

APARTMENTS

$1200 Move-In Special! OPEN HOUSE

P

APARTMENTS

Professionally Managed By CIH Properties, Inc.

FREE

4 REST OF OCTOBER FREE 4 HEAT 4 ACCENT WALLS 4 OFF-STREET PARKING 4 METRO SHUTTLE

ANNEKER

• Apartments starting from $815 • Close To Metro, Schools & Shopping • Intercom Access To Every Bldg. • Great Location In A Park-Like Setting • Laundry Facility On Property

CONVENIENT LIVING AT GARDEN VILLAGE

1 BEDROOMS FROM $795 2 BEDROOMS FROM $955

SE

DC RENTALS

$

100!!!

At Cascade Park and Oak Park Apts. 1 Brs $665 *$200 OFF 1 Brs $665* *$200 OFF 2 Brs $765* +$400 OFF 2 Brs $765* +$400 OFF 3 Brs $1495+ •$600 OFF 4 Brs $1600• By Appointment Only 3 Brs $1495+ Bus Stop To Metro On-Site

By Appointment Only

4236 4th St., S.E. #103 Washington, DC 20032

125 Ivanhoe St. SW, Washington, DC 20032

CASCADE PARK APTS.

OAK PARK APARTMENTS

Call 202-563-0063 for Special!!! FIRST TEN APPROVED APPLICANTS ONLY


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DC RENTALS

MD RENTALS

MD RENTALS

SOUTHERN AVE -Beautiful 2 BR, 1 BA, nice kitchen, carpet, A/C, security. $1000 + utilities. Good location. Near Metro, bus & subway. Call 301-646-5311

Turn Over a New Leaf and Move to

CAPITOL PARK PLAZA A PA R T M E N T S ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED

• Balconies with Spectacular Views • Fitness Center/ Swimming pool • Walk to 4 Metro Stations • *Pet Friendly • Nearby Shopping, Restaurants and Entertainment

1.877.870.0243 201 I Street, SW • Washington, DC 20024 Restrictions Apply* Income Qualifications

Who Wouldn’t Want To Live Here??

Oakcrest Towers

APARTMENT HOMES

LIVE n PLAY n SHOP n DINE n BE Look

by our Specials!!!

This is not a trick It’s a Treat!!!

9.99 app fee 99.99 Security Deposit Special

$

MOVE IN During the month of October and receive free rent! W/W Carpet, Modern Kitchens/Breakfast Bar, Laundry Facility In Every Bldg., Minutes to 295, 395, 495 & Downtown DC. New Application Only!

high, and low.

CALL NOW (888) 831-6315 2100 Brooks Drive • Forestville, MD 20747

BRAND NEW

*For a small fee

HYATTSVILLE

1 BRS $725 • Renovated 1 Bedroom Apts • Near Minn. Ave. Metro Station • 24 Hr. Emergency Maintenance • Showing Apts. 7 Days A Week 3533 Ames St. NE Washington, DC 20019

202-470-1257

AMES STREET APTS MD RENTALS

Apartment Living Redefined One Bedrooms from $1,553 Two Bedrooms from $2,000 Up to $5,000 off your first two months’ rent!*

Must move in by 10/31/11. Select units only. See leasing consultant for details.

5901 Montrose Road North Bethesda, MD 20852 888-884-5676

TheMontereyApartments.com

CAPITAL HEIGHTS- 4BR, 2 lvl TH, 1.5 BA. $1500. No bsmt. New crpt. Quiet area, fenced backyrd. 240-505-1781

EHO

CYPRESS CREEK APARTMENTS Apartments Starting at $993

Studio, 1, 2 and 3 Bedroom Residences 1BRs Starting Studios Startingat at$1,875 $1,595

SAVE UP TO 2 MONTHS FREE RENT! SAVE RENT! 2 blocks to Metro n On-site retail including Whole Foods Market n Concierge n 2 pools n Fitness Center n Resident Lounge with billiards & Xbox n Rooftop courtyard n Eco-friendly *Rates and incentive are subject to change.

NorthBethesdaMarket.com 866.981.2515

(limited time only!) H H H H H

5% Fed. Govt & Student Discounts 5% Discount on Thursdays! Washer/dryer in each apartment Minutes to Metro, Howard U. & DC Fitness Center and Club House

Call Today! 888-217-1901 5603 Cypress Creek Dr, Hyattsville, MD 20782 CypressCreekApts.com

Hyattsville

866.507.2283 Summer Ridge

202.640.4789 Professionally Managed By CIH Properties, Inc.

NE- 2BR units avail, CAC, new crpt. Nr trans & shopping. Programs & Sec 8 ok. 301-574-3726

CARRIAGE HILL APARTMENTS ALL UTILITIES & FREE APP FEES 1,2,3 BEDROOMS AVAILABLE ALL CREDIT CONSIDERED NEWLY RENOAVATED CALL FOR MORE INFO (866) 980.8804

Woodland Springs Apartments

• 1 BR Starting at $830.00 • 2 BR Starting at $950.00 • 3 BR w/ 1 ½ Baths - $1322.00 • 4 BR w/ 2 Full Baths - $1530.00 • Spacious Floorplans • Walk to Metro • Sparkling pool • Clubhouse/rec room • Large laundry facilities

Ask About our

MOVE-IN SPECIAL 1 & 2 Bedroom Apts.

from $785

Ceiling Fans/Lovely Setting

Nr. the New ARTS DISTRICT Close to Shopping & Metro

WWW.OAKCRESTTOWERS.COM

FRIENDSHIP CROSSING APTS.

SW GALVESTON PLACE -- 4BR, 2BA. $1349 plus utilities, 1st month rent free! Credit check required. Metro Bus close. Call 202-563-1791

866-464-0993

Controlled Access, Gated Entry, Tennis Courts, Fitness Center, Convenience Store, Dry Cleaners, 1.5 Miles to Metro,Brand New Renovated Apartments and so much more!!!

You won’t find better.

FREE HEAT, GAS, WATER

SW - 26 Galveston Place. 2 BR w/den, 2 Full BA, eat-in kit,. secure blding, prvt prking. $1100/mo.+ gas & elec. Delwin Realty 202-561-4675

CASTLE MANOR

HUGE, HOUSE SIZED FLOOR PLANS

For a limited time only / SOME RESTRICTIONS APPLY

M-F 9-6 Sat. 10-5 Sun 12-4

Hyattsville

ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED*

1 BEDROOM FROM $999 2 BEDROOMS FROM $1249

Free Application FEE w/AD

1829 Belle Haven Drive, Hyattsville, MD 20785 • Electronic entry building system • Free business center Sec. Dep. fr. $250* • Free after school program *Income Qualifications • Walk to grocery stores # Occupants Maximum Income • Newly renovated 1 $44,580 laundry facilities 2 $50,940 • Metro Accessible 3 $57,300 • Bring in ad to rec. 4 $63,600 free app. fee

Hyattsville

(based on credit history)

Limited time only

* w/approved credit

Quincy Manor/ Monroe Gardens

Security Deposit As low as $350 or up to 1st month’s rent

KETTERING - 3BR, 1.5BA, 2 level TH, wall to wall carpet, W/D. No pets. $1500/month + utilities. 301-925-0002

Large 1BR $705 1BR $685

301-760-4270

Large 2BR $899 2BR $769

3 BR $960

6617 Atwood Street • District Heights, MD 20747

5 Minute Pre-Approval Call Now For Details

301-277-6610

HYATTSVILLE

ARTS DISTRICT

GARFIELD COURT APARTMENTS 301-779-1734

Ask About Our -MOVE IN SPECIALOn residential street

next to DeMatha HS Off-street parking /Ceiling Fans

1 & 2 BR apts fr. $750 (tenant pays electric)

SCORE a

Suitland

Move-In Special!!!! The Villages At Montpelier Move in by Nov. 5TH receive ½ off ST 1 months rent* 1-3 BRs from $1025 *Limited time offer Restrictions apply

866.914.9712

www.summerridgeapartments.net summerridgeleasing@comcast.net Performance. People. Pride.

MD RENTALS

Carlyle @ Harbor Pointe From $699!

Forestville

Don’t be spooked $

MD RENTALS

1Month FREE*(1-BR’s) 1½ Month FREE*(2-BR’s)

Suitland

• • • •

Classic & Renovated apartments available Spacious bedrooms Ample closet space Exciting community renovations underway!

Andrew’s Ridge 301-850-0045

5601 Regency Park Court • Suitland, MD 20746

*Limited time offer. Restrictions apply.

1, 2, & 3 Bedroom

Wall to Wall Carpet Apartments! Gated Community Business Hours Laundry Room 8:30am-5:30pm Hardwood flooring (select (M-F) units) 10:00am-5:00pm • Ceiling fans (select units) (Saturdays) • 24 hour on-call maintenance • • • •

Excellent Customer Service 3.6 Miles from National Harbor!

5618 Livingston Terrace Oxon Hill, MD 20745

Please call to arrange a tour! Call Today!

1(866) 906-3677

2BR, 2BR+DEN AVAILABLE!!!

Rosecroft Mews APARTMENTS

Fall Into Our Specials HOURS

8:30AM TO 5:30PM MONDAY-FRIDAY 10:00AM TO 5:00PM ON SAT

2 BRS STARTING @ 999 2 BRS + DEN STARTING @ 1115 Must Move In by Oct. 31st W/D, D/W, WALL-TO-WALL CARPET, SPACIOUS CLOSETS, FITNESS CENTER Ask about our Specials. Must apply by Nov. 15th

email: rma@finesagroup.com 2428 CORNING AVE. FT. WASHINGTON, MD 20744

866-652-4957

SILVER SPR/Forest Glen Metro-

Forest Glen Apartments

301-593-0485 Ask About Our

Move In Special One & Two BR fr. $925

Close to the Forest Glen Metro Off-Str. Prkng/Controlled Access Ceiling Fans

UTILITIES INCLUDED FOREST HEIGHTS

PARK FOREST Ask About Our

RENT SPECIALS* Apartments starting @ $830 Free Onsite Aftercare & Shuttle Van Service

625 Audrey Lane • Oxon Hill, MD

877-221-7315

Montgomery Towers Apartments 1BRs $1100

All Utilities Included With $0 Security Deposit and $350 Move-In Fee Close to downtown Silver Spring, quiet building, central a/c, hardwood floors, spacious, ample closets, some with balconies, on-site laundry facilities, near public transportation.

M, T, Th 9-6pm • W 10-7pm • Sat 10-5pm

www.theparkforest.com (*some restrictions apply)

Lazara Chappotin 301-589-6000 ext. 112 Frank Emmet Real Estate, Inc. 301-589-6000 Frank Emmet Real Estate, Inc.


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MD RENTALS

LANDOVER

MD RENTALS Silver Spring

Maple Ridge

Call Now for Our FANTASTIC SPECIALS!

888-583-3045

2252 Brightseat Road • Landover, MD 20785

• Right by the new • Gated Community • Free Gas & Water Wegmans OXON HILL

Colonial Village 888-583-3047

908 Marcy Ave. • Oxon HIll, MD 20745

• State-of-the-art fitness center • Free 6 week summer camp

• FREE UTILITIES • Swimming pool • Free 6 week summer camp • Private balconies/patios • Minutes to Metro, DC, Virginia, and 495

CALL ABOUT FANTAST SPECIAL IC S

877-898-6958

3402 Dodge Park Road • Landover, MD 20785 Just minutes from the New Wegmans

GREA LOCATIOT N SMART ! CHOICE!

• FREE UTILITIES • Walk to Metro • Walk to Elementary School • Daycare on Premises • Free 6 week summer camp

Come Visit us Mon.-Fri. 8-5, Sat. 10-4, Sun. 12-4

RIVERDALE

1, 2, & 3 BR Apts Huge 2 BR Townhomes

Parkview Gardens

888-251-1872

6400 Riverdale Road • Riverdale, MD 20737 www.parkviewgardensapartments.com

GATED COMMUNITY

OPEN HOUSE

Fri. Oct. 28 (8-5) Sat. Oct. 29 (10-4) Sun. Oct. 30 (12-4)

SPECIALS:

• FREE NOVEMBER RENT (select 1 & 2 only) • FREE Application fee . • FREE Gifts and Refreshment (for approved applications) • DEPOSIT as low as $200

Free Internet & cable (select 1 BRs only) • Fitness Center on Property • Washer/Dryer** • Beautiful Kitchens• Outdoor & Indoor Pools Granite Countertops** • Free 6 week summer camp

Riverdale Village

• Roomy, Modern Apts • Private Balconies/Patios • Free 6 week summer camp • Cathedral ceiling *select units 800-767-2189 • 1, 2, & 3 BR AVAILABLE 5409 Riverdale Road • Riverdale, MD 20737 • HUGE 2 BR TOWNHOMES HYATTSVILLE

Fletchers Field Apartments 866-805-0782

5249 Kenilworth Ave. • Hyattsville, MD 20781

**Select Units

Silver Spring

up to 2 Months Free!* 1 bedrooms from the $1200s 2 bedrooms from the $1300s SELECT UTILITIES INCLUDED

WATERFORD TOWER APARTMENTS

OPEN HOUSE NOV 5,6 No App Fee & $200 Gift Card at Move-in 14000 Castle Blvd,Silver Spring, MD 20904

888-892-1121

waterfordtowerapts.com *ON SELECT APARTMENTS

Great Specials

• Washer & Dryer in every apartment home • Dishwasher • Individually controlled Heat/AC • Wall to wall carpet • Large walk-in closets • Private patio or balcony • Courtyard in a park like setting • 24-hour emergency maintenance • Gated Community • Playground • Sparkling swimming pool • Convenient to shopping, dining & nightlife

2641 Shadyside Ave. Suitland, MD 20746

Call Now For Ou FANTAS r T SPECIALIC !

Call Now for Our FANTASTIC SPECIALS! • FREE UTILITIES • Spacious and modern apts • Wall to Wall carpet • Dishwasher • Private balconies/patios • Free 6 week summer camp

Forest Village Apt.

HILLBROOKE TOWERS APTS.

AVAILABLE NOW! MOVE IN SPECIAL!

$200 Security Deposit * 1 BRs from $950 UTILITIES INCLUDED

Newly renovated mid-rise apts. CAC, disposals, assigned free parking. Walk to Metro!

888.833.9784 515 Thayer Avenue *with good credit

Roomy Apartments walking distance to MetroBus, shopping and restaurants gStop in or call today for details 13802 Castle Blvd. #103 Silver Spring, MD 20904 Text WINDSOR to 29999 for more info

888-255-6159

SILVER SPRING-SFH, 4BR, 3FBA, 2LRs, beautiful yard, 2 parking spaces. Near pub transp/shops. $2,400. 301-219-7764. Open House Sun 1-4.

SUITLAND

Score A Move-In Special At

Station Square A P A R T M E N T S

Move-In Immediately and October is FREE! $ 1BR $1,035 $ 2BR $1,145 $ 3BR $1,470 Touch-Down In Your New Apartment Home Today!!

ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED

3400 Pearl Drive, Suitland, MD 20746

301-825-9162

DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM METRO

Rent Special! MOVE IN FOR $499*

1 & 2 BRs from $755

• Gated Community • Playground Area • Ceiling Fans (select • Metro Bus Stop units) • Controlled Access • Close to Mall to Community • Garbage Disposal • Beautiful Location • Washer/Dryer Excellent Customer Service

SPECIAL LOW DEPOSIT! UTILITIES INCLUDED!

Remodeled w/new Kitchens Hardwood floors, Mini-blinds Laundry facilities on-site/FREE Parking

$0 Security Deposit!

SILVER HILL APTS.

Office Hours 8:30am-5:30pm (M-F) 10:00am-5:00pm (Saturdays) Sunday (By appointment only)

888.513.2042

*plus deposit. Call for details

MOVE IN SPECIAL!!! $

400 $ 25

First Month’s Rent Application Fee

1 Bedroom

$

Starting at

815

All UTILITIES INCLUDED!

• Three Blocks From Metro Station • Minutes From Shopping Center • Wall To Wall Carpeting • On Site Emergency Maintenance

1 & 2 BEDROOM APARTMENTS AVAILABLE FOR IMMEDIATE OCCUPANCY HURRY!! LIMITED TIME TEMPLE HILLS

HEATHER HILLS Apartments 3 Bedrooms Starting at $1430

• Spacious floor plans • Washer/dryer** • Amazing closet space • Fireplaces** • Controlled Access • Activity Center

*on select apts., **in select apts.

301.637.6153

www.transformurlifestyle.com

Cheverly Crossing

NEWLY RENOVATED! By Appointment Only

202-520-4552 1 Bedrooms

from

775

$

2 Bedrooms from

MD RENTALS Silver Spring

Cruise for 2 certificate given at move-in

SUITLAND

1, 2, & 3 Bedroom Apartments Starting at $849!

301-894-3030

WINDSOR COURT AND TOWER APTS

Shadyside Garden Apts

Office Hours: 8:30am–5:30pm (M-F) 10:00am–5:00pm (Sat) • Sunday (By appointment only)

A PA R T ME N T S

at

Suitland, MD

Excellent Customer Service • 2 Blocks from Metro! 1, 2, & 3 Bedroom Apartments Starting at $799!

OXON PARK

EHO

$100 OFF/MONTH MARKET RENT FOR 15 MONTH LEASE

* Fabulous Location * 24-Hour Fitness Center * Beautiful Renovated Clubhouse * Large Pets Welcome

1BRs from $1074 2BRs from $1256 3BRs from $1692

MD RENTALS Temple Hills

Silver Spring

Live is Sweet at Ashford at Woodlake

Call Today! • 1(877) 237-4868

Come Visit us Mon.-Fri. 8-5, Sat. 10-4, Sun. 12-4 CALL FOR FANTASTIC SPECIALS!

MD RENTALS

EHO

877-678-8539

LANDOVER

Kings Square Apartments

MD RENTALS

Transform your lifestyle

MD RENTALS

4400 Rena Road Suitland, MD 20746 Call Today! 1(866) 502-4883 Please call to arrange a tour!

Takoma Pk/Silver Spring

1 Bedroom Start at $970 2 Bedrms Start at $1045 3 Bedrms Start at $1145

GREAT LOCATION!

Belford Towers

PARKWAY TERRACE 1 BRs fr $820 2 BRs fr $900 $25 Application Fee Walk to Metro W/W Carpet or Hardwood avail Keyed entry ways Parklike setting w/picnic tbls & grill Maximum income limits apply

877-608-6548

3415 Parkway Terr. Dr. Suitland, Md. Mon-Fri. 9am-6pm. Sat. 10am-4pm

866-485-9179

belfordlease@beaconmanagement.com www.beaconmanagement.com

958

32" inch Flat Screen Giveaway!

SUITLAND

H H H H

$

TEMPLE HILLS-Gorgeous 5BR, 4BA, SFH w/bsmt apt. SS appls, everything upgraded. $2500. Call 240-535-9914

Just Bring 2 Pay Stubs & Drivers License!!!! 3839 64th Ave. • Hyattsville, MD 20785

Newly Renovated Apt. Homes

1 3

BR Starting At BR Starting At ST

850

$

1230

$

1/2 1 MONTH’S RENT Walking Distance To New Carrollton Metro 7740 Finns Lane Lanham, MD

By Appointment Only

(202) 520-4552

FINIAN’S COURT APTS.


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MD RENTALS Silver Spring

VA RENTALS EHO

ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED Studios from $850 H H H H

furnished & unfurnished avail full equipped kitchen bus stop at the door Wheaton Metro steps away

The Ambassador 301-942-6001

2715 University Blvd West

Newly Renovated Community Now Renting! 1 Bedrooms starting at $856* 2 Bedrooms starting at $932* 3 Bedrooms starting at $1005* • Newly renovated kitchens & appliances • New bathrooms & light fixtures • Large closet space • New tot lot & soccer field • New clubroom • Resident services on-site • Laundry facilities in bldgs • Near I-495 & Metro bus stop • Less than 5 minutes to shopping & dining • Convenient access to schools *Minimum income requirements apply. *Section 8 vouchers accepted.

VA RENTALS

Silver Spring

Renovated 2 BRs $1460 Enjoy our park setting, adjacent tennis courts and rec. center.

H H H H H

VA RENTALS

Designer kitchen & bath avail Min. from Sil. Spr/Beth. Metro Access controlled bldgs. Highspeed internet/tv avail Community swimming pool

ALEX - Duke Street All Utilities Included 1 Bedroom $1270 2 BR/Balcony $1520 703-751-7576 Alex/ Rt 1 Rolling Hills Apartments Studio $820 + utilities 1-Bedroom $967 + utilities 2-Bedroom $1225 + utilities 3-Bedroom $1495 + utilities 703-780-0161

703.360.5200 3426 Buckman Rd., Alexandria, VA 22309 www.stonybrookapts.net

EHO

ROOMMATES

Alex- Nice 2 bedroom, w/w carpet, Oak kitchen cabinets, gas/electric stove, microwave, very large sliding glass door, balcony/patio, thermal pane windows, tile bath, spacious floor plan. Access to 2600 sq. ft. fitness center, tanning beds, volleyball, soccer field, On-site day care available and dog run. Express bus service to King St./Huntington Metro stations, Old town only 5.2 miles! Most pets welcome. Rent starting at $1360 per mo. Call (240) 292-4362 to view.

ANDREWS AFB Area, MD- Nice furnished room, nice area, kitchen priv. $550/month. $100 Security Dep. 301-467-0981 ARLINGTON/BALLSTON - Furnished room. $950. Short/Long Term. Int./ cable, avail. now. 703-522-0722 BELTSVILLE- Rooms for rent in shared home, $500-$600. Free cable. Security deposit required. Shared utilities. Chuk 202-255-3047

LAUREL, MD- Pref Mature, NS, Female to share 2BR, 2BA apt w/ W/D & utilities included. $700 + sec dep. Call 202-705-8424

Alexandria

BRAGG TOWERS EXTENDED STAY HOTEL

RIVERDALE 2 semi-finished rooms available for rent, all utilities W/D & Net included. $475$550/month. No Smoking, No pets. Available Now! Please call 240-375-3376

College Park—Shr Lgr 3-lvl SFH on quite Erie Street in College Park, MD. 4 br, 2 ba, 1 1/2ba, HSI, Nr Metro Rail & bus. $595 plus util. 301-448-9640

CARS Acura 2010 MDX — Technology Pkg, $39450 obo, Excellent cond, 18k mi, Navigation, One owner, Warranty, Call 301-247-2908 CASH 4 CARS & TRUCKS Any condition, free towing. Top cash paid on the spot. Call Fish 301-875-9684

Honda 2004 Civic — LX, $6,250.00 obo, Good cond, 112k mi, Gray int, Gray ext, 4 dr, Buckets, ABS, CD, 703-401-2374

JUNK VEHICLES REMOVED FREE CASH PAY FOR ALL 202-714-9835

ROCKVILLE/SS- 2 rooms. Near shops & transportation. N/P, N/S. $500-$550+ security, utilities included. 301-343-6198

SIL SPG- N/S, prof., safe, furn suite, W/D, share kitchen, private entrance., Cbl/int, nr Trans & shops, pking, $375/bi-wk. Util incl Ed 301-962-7171

99 South Bragg St, Alexandria, VA 22312 703-354-6300 N www.BraggTowers.com

VA RENTALS

QUANTICO / STAFFORD, VABasement 1BR, BA, lrg living area, frplc, util incl. Avail now. $800. Call 703-680-2888

BRENTWOOD - Close to Metro/Bus. Room available in home to share. $450. Share Electric 202-207-5813 CAPITAL HEIGHTS, MD- Lrg rm, 2 blocks to Metro, male pref, $155-$175. Call 301-537-5433 or 240-244-1020 CAPITOL HILL- Large Room with Direct TV. $170/week utilities included. 202-487-0282 Call Anytime or 202-398-1781 After 5

Furnished Efficiencies: $378 Wk N $1380 Mo Cable N Internet N Utilities N Housekeeping

(866) 531-0263

ALEXANDRIA, VA — House to share, Near Huntington Metro. Call 571-488-2229 or 703-347-9335

SE - Furn room in house, share BA/kit. Near metro & harbor. Pref female. $165/week incld util. 301-922-6393

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The point was to celebrate a man who has ingeniously employed overexuberance as a way to play characters who are overexuberant, delusional and emotionally unhinged. Ferrell made the evening his own when he was presented with this “fabulous Mark Twain bust.” Which he promptly “dropped.” It shattered on the floor (not to worry, it was a fake). A perfect opportunity for an awkward, bombastic acceptance riff from Ferrell. “If my children try to touch [the award],” he said, after attempting to piece it back together, “I will beat them.”

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Their schedules are hard to mesh and match, but the four bluegrass and classical musicians who made “The Goat Rodeo Sessions” are hoping their collaboration will continue in the future. “We had a really great time doing it, but there’s a lot more depth there that we could plumb,” says cellist Yo-Yo Ma, who joined forces with mandolinist Chris Thile (Nickel Creek, Punch Brothers), fiddler Stuart Duncan and bassist Edgar Meyer on the 11-track set. “I think everyone has very different types of schedules. ... But I think where there’s a will, there’s a way, so we’ll see.” The roots of “The Goat Rodeo Sessions” were planted when Thile and Meyer began working together more than a decade ago. Meyer suggested that Yo-Yo Ma bring Thile on

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Hoppy Halloween The Dogfish Head Halloween party definitely caters to everyone in your family — just not all at once. The brewery will host trick-or-treating early (4 p.m. to 6 p.m.). Halloween Pint Night starts at 7 p.m. (that’s when you send the kids home), when your first beer gets you a free pint glass. After that, local rock band Fight the Lion will play, and the ale will flow. Dogfish Head Alehouse, 13041 Lee Jackson Memorial Highway, Fairfax; 7 p.m., free; 703-961-1140, Dogfishalehouse.com.

The Plot’s the Thing Jeffrey Eugenides’ long-awaited third novel, “The Marriage Plot,” is the story of three college students dealing with Victorian literature and love — not in the Anne Hathaway movie way, but rather in a deeply unsettling way that wryly examines the emotional difficulties inherent in graduating and finding one’s way in the world. Sixth and I Historic Synagogue, 600 I St. NW; 7 p.m., $15, $12 in advance, two free tickets when you buy the book; 202-3641919, Politics-prose.com. (Gallery Place)


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Calif. “I haven’t planned anything in my life that went absolutely flawlessly — until my proposal,” Ryan says. “It was perfect, just like her.” MOST-HATED CLOTHING ITEM: The plaid shirts “he’s had since high school.” STUPIDEST FIGHT: Whether gas prices are too high in the U.S. WHEN SHE KNEW: When he met her family, even before they began dating. “They loved him off the bat.”

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A Shrewd Commentary On Aging in Hollywood? Heidi Klum dressed as a plasticized corpse in an homage to the “BODIES ... The Exhibition” attraction in Las Vegas. She arrived at the party, at Tao Las Vegas on Saturday, on a gurney covered with a blood-stained white bedsheet, Usmagazine.com reported. “This was my 13th Halloween party this year, and I wanted something different,” Klum said. (EXPRESS)

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Matriarch Saved All Her Best Opinions for This Book Kris Jenner, widow of attorney Robert Kardashian, reveals in her memoir that she definitely thinks O.J. Simpson is guilty of killing his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson. (Robert Kardashian worked on Simpson’s defense.) In “Kris Jenner ... and All Things Kardashian,” previewed on Radaronline. com, she says, “I never believed O.J., not for one second.” (EXPRESS)

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You Look So Different in This Photo. Did You Lose Weight? Kris Humphries, husband of Kim Kardashian, lost money to Andrey C. Hicks, a hedge fund manager and friend who was arrested Friday, TMZ.com reported. “Kris is a victim of an investment fraud. He is working with law enforcement authorities,” a rep said. (EXPRESS)

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