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A Snip, a Cut and an ‘Oops’ An England man got more than he bargained for when he was accidentally given a vasectomy after checking into the hospital for a minor urological procedure, according to England’s Daily Telegraph. The newspaper reports the Royal Liverpool Hospital “apologized unreservedly” to the man, and that he could be due nearly $200,000 if the operation isn’t successfully reversed. (EXPRESS) GHOSTBUSTERS

“My dad’s spirit is here. But you can’t arrest his spirit. I just want my dad to rest in peace.” — JAMES JORDAN JR., A 31-YEAR-OLD BROOKLYN, N.Y., MAN WHO HAS SEEN POLICE RAID HIS MOTHER’S APARTMENT REPEATEDLY LOOKING FOR HIS FATHER, WHO DIED IN 2006, ACCORDING TO THE NEW YORK POST. THE NEW YORK DAILY NEWS REPORTS THE FAMILY IS SUING THE NYPD FOR EMOTIONAL DISTRESS.

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They Just Want a Quiet Home A pair of ospreys has quieted a fire alarm in one New Jersey shore town. The raptors have built a nest inside the fire siren at Spring Lake. By law, the nest can’t be disturbed. Ospreys are listed as a threatened species in New Jersey during their breeding season. So the siren has been turned off for the spring and summer, while firefighters and paramedics rely on pagers and cellphones to alert them of emergencies. (AP)

A VERY BRAVE BEAR: Mango, a 19-year-old male Syrian brown bear, rests Wednesday as zoo veterinarians and staff prepare him for surgery in the Ramat Gan Zoological Center’s animal hospital near Tel Aviv, Israel. The bear was going into surgery to repair a herniated disc, a spokeswoman at the center said.

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Handing out dismal grades, the Nation’s Report Card says America’s high school seniors lack critical math and reading skills for an increasingly competitive global economy. About one-quarter are performing proficiently or better in math and 4 in 10 in reading. And they’re not improving, the report says.

The proportion of high school seniors who performed proficiently or better in math in 2013, a new report says. (AP)

Scores on the 2013 exam in both subjects were little changed from 2009, when the National Assessment of Educational Progress was last given to 12th-graders. The new results, released Wednesday, come from a sample of 92,000 public and private school students. One possible explanation is that lower-performing students who in the past would have dropped out of school are now remaining in the sampling of students who take the exam. KIMBERLY HEFLING (AP)

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Primary Winners, Losers The first major primaries of the 2014 calendar are in the books. While there were few surprises in the three states that held primaries Tuesday — North Carolina, Ohio and Indiana — there were, as always, winners and losers. Here are our picks. CHRIS CILLIZZ A (THE WASHINGTON POST ) WINNERS

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National Republican Senatorial Committee: After two straight cycles in which the party committee watched as GOP voters chose unelectable nominees for Senate, the first big vote of the 2014 primary season produced the perfect result for the committee.   North Carolina state House Speaker Thom Tillis   — one of the GOP’s best hopes for winning back a Senate seat — easily won, with no runoff needed. Incumbents: Every House incumbent who sought renomination in all three states won, including Walter Jones Jr., R-N.C., and David Joyce, R-Ohio, who

LOSERS beat back serious primary challenges, evidence that for all of the dislike aimed at people serving in Congress, it’s still very hard to beat a sitting member. American Crossroads: The super PAC spent more than $1.6 million on ads in the final weeks of the Tillis campaign. And it worked. Expect more Crossroads spending in future contested primaries. John Boehner: It doesn’t solve all — or really any — of his problems with his own party back in D.C., but it had to feel good for Boehner to win a primary fight convincingly Tuesday.

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finished a distant second to Tillis. But worth noting: North Carolina is moving its presidential primary up in 2016, and by campaigning for the libertarian favorite, Paul affirmed to those sorts of voters that he is their guy come the presidential vote. Voter turnout: Just 16 percent of registered voters in North Carolina turned out to vote Tuesday. Ditto Ohio. Indiana turnout also was said to be very light. People love to complain about how bad government is. And yet, when given the chance, they don’t turn out to vote.

Tsarnaev Lawyer: Death Penalty Unconstitutional Lawyers for Boston Marathon bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev asked a judge Wednesday to declare the federal death penalty unconstitutional, citing bungled executions in Ohio and Oklahoma and arguing that there’s mounting evidence innocent people have been executed. (AP) PROVIDENCE, R.I.

Hospital: Two Acrobats Have Spinal Cord Injuries The medical team treating the acrobats hurt in a circus act Sunday in Rhode Island said Wednesday that two have spinal cord injuries, and only time will tell if they will be able to walk again. (AP)

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shattered city, which was one of the first places to rise up against Assad’s rule. Politically, gains on the ground boost Assad’s hold on power as he seeks to add a further claim of legitimacy in presidential elections set for June 3, which Western powers

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Putin Hints at Easing Tensions Russian leader says he’s removing troops from Ukraine border Russian President Vladimir Putin appeared to take conciliatory steps Wednesday to ease tensions in Ukraine, calling for pro-Russian separatists in the eastern part of the country to postpone a planned Sunday referendum on autonomy in Ukraine’s restive east and saying that a May 25 presidential election whose legitimacy the Kremlin had previously questioned was now “a movement in the right direction.” The remarks marked a significant shift in tone from the hard line that Putin and other top Russian officials had taken for weeks toward the acting government in

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Kiev, which took power after proRussian Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych fled in February in the face of popular protests. Putin also said the Russian military has pulled back from the Ukrainian border, where troops massed in recent weeks for exercis-

es that the Ukrainian government considered threatening. But White House spokesman Josh Earnest said the U.S. had “no evidence” of a pullback and NATO chief Anders Fogh Rasmussen told reporters “we have not seen any sign that Russia is withdrawing

its troops.” A spokesman for the group in eastern Ukraine that calls itself the Donetsk People’s Republic was quoted by Russia’s ITAR-Tass news agency as saying the group would discuss Putin’s proposal today. However, it is unclear how much influence Moscow has with the insurgents. Last month, after Russia, Ukraine, the U.S. and the European Union reached a pact calling for Ukrainian militants to disarm, the insurgents in the east rejected it, saying Russia had not negotiated on their behalf. Many Donetsk residents appear eager to go ahead with the vote. “That Putin’s personal opinion. He’s a very wise man, but we have decided to do things our own way: to become the Donetsk Republic,” said Ludmila Radchenko, 52. (AP/ THE WASHINGTON POST )

Hundreds Killed in Attack by Militants in Nigeria’s Northeast Lagos, Nigeria Islamic militants killed hundreds of people in an attack on a border town in Nigeria’s remote northeast, escalating the country’s violent insurrection in which more than 270 schoolgirls have been kidnapped. As many as 300 people were

killed when a band of extremists attacked the town of Gamboru Ngala, on Nigeria’s border with Cameroon, according to local press reports. The attack and hundreds of casualties were confirmed Wednesday by Borno state information commissioner Mohammed Bulama. Shops and homes

were set ablaze and razed in the attack, he said. In the attack on Gamboru Ngala the militants sprayed gunfire into the crowds of people at a busy market that was open Monday night when temperatures were cooler in the semi-desert region, reported ThisDay newspaper.

The news of the attack adds to Nigeria’s growing crisis from the Islamic extremists’ violent campaign of bombings, attacks and abductions. The militant Boko Haram rebels are holding captive 276 teenage students, after abducting them from their boarding school in Chibok, also in northeastern Borno state. (AP)

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S. Africa Goes to the Polls Polling stations closed Wednesday evening in elections in South Africa that are expected to see the ruling African National Congress return to power. Officials will declare final results no earlier than Saturday, allowing time to address any objections to the process. (AP) HAVANA

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A court ousted Thailand’s prime minister on Wednesday for abuse of power, accomplishing what anti-government demonstrators have sought to do for the past six months and further widening the country’s sharp political divide. Supporters of deposed Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra, known as the Red Shirts, called for a huge rally Saturday to protest the ruling by the Constitutional Court.

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er, the line must pass various levels of testing and certification and the car barn must be complete. The barn, at Benning Road and 26th Street NE, will serve as an operations center and maintenance facility for the first two miles of what the District government hopes will become a 22-mile streetcar network over the next several decades. DDOT Associate Director Carl Jackson said the sixth streetcar should be in the District by early next month. Testing continues along the line. The department hopes the car barn can be complete by August, Jackson said. Meanwhile, the District has reapplied to the U.S. Department

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Pilfered Trash Bins Lead to Arrest in D.C. Washington The yellow stickers affixed to the green recycling bins said “Take Me!” And so they did. Mina Karini said she read the cute notes as an invitation the tubs were up for grabs. The D.C. artist saw an opportunity to turn trash to beauty — she said she planned to convert the bins into flower planters. Authorities saw things differently. The District, which is in the

“We wouldn’t have done this if we thought we did wrong. We just wanted to repurpose them.”

AARON C. DAVIS (THE WASHINGTON POST)

Artist, who planned to make flower pots, charged with theft

— MIN A K A RINI, ON HER ARREST LAST MONTH FOR TAKING TRASH CANS THAT HAD BEEN MARKED FOR REMOVAL BY THE D.C. GOVERNMENT WITH STICKERS THAT READ “TAKE ME!”

Officials plan to replace the trash cans at all 75,000 D.C. households by July.

process of replacing the bins, had handed out the stickers so residents could mark the old ones for removal. But the effort has lagged, leaving

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containers with “Take Me!” stickers littering alleys and empty lots. Karini, 30, and her friend, Timothy Logan Melham, 27, of Northwest, trolled the streets in and around Georgetown last month and picked some up, police said. They were arrested, briefly jailed, and charged in a criminal summons with theft.

“We wouldn’t have done this if we thought we did wrong,” Karini said. “We just wanted to repurpose them.” The plan seemed simple. Karini wanted to plant flowers at her rowhouse in Northeast and set out with her friend to collect the makeshift pots. They were careful to only take bins with stickers, Karini said. They

were out late because people put out their trash before they go to bed. They were so open about it that at one point, Karini said, she doubled back to explain to a homeowner what they were up to. But a secret service agent, who spotted them while guarding a Georgetown home, found the scene suspicious. And D.C. police wrote a report that intimated a scheme far more sinister than seeking free flower pots. The report says the agent saw a man “walk stealthily down the sidewalk with a hood over his head to conceal his face collecting DPW recycling bins.” PETER HERMANN AND

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Mathew Goldstein’s wrong turn by the White House exposed a potential national security weakness. The IT specialist for the Internal Revenue Service was driving along 17th Street NW on Tuesday when he inadvertently followed the motorcade carrying Sasha and Malia Obama into the secure perimeter for the presidential compound. Goldstein, who was ordered released on a misdemeanor charge after a brief appearance in D.C. Superior Court on Wednesday, told law enforcement officials he had made a mistake and was not familiar with the roads around the White House. “He was at a function downtown with colleagues, and said he was just checked out mentally,” said one official familiar with the incident. “It seems to be bad luck on his part.” But the mistaken left turn raised

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Mathew Goldstein was released Wednesday on a misdemeanor charge.

serious questions about how an unauthorized vehicle was able to travel within five feet of the Obama girls’ motorcade and get through two rows of metal security bollards. Goldstein, who a friend described as brilliant, but absent-minded, was so close to the motorcade that the metal posts couldn’t be raised in time to block the car, according to court papers filed Wednesday. ANN E. MARIMOW, CAROL D. LEONNIG AND KEITH ALEXANDER (THE WASHINGTON POST)

A New Mall Addition? Citing textbooks, national parks and landmarks that mostly leave women out, lawmakers on Wednesday revived a long-stalled effort to create a National Women’s History Museum. The House of Representatives voted 383-33 to create a commission to study the feasibility of a museum on or near the National Mall. A similar measure is pending in the Senate. (AP)

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There’s a photograph capturing 8-year-old Martin Cobb of Richmond in his Sunday best — light gray suit, pink button-down shirt and matching tie, shiny black shoes. And he’s standing tall for a guy his size. It’s how his community sees him: “a soldier,” “a hero” and a boy with “a heart of a lion.” Martin and his 12-year-old sister were playing on the railroad tracks near their home in South Richmond last Thursday when a teenager approached them and attempted to rape the girl, an aunt told CBS 6. Martin tried to intervene and was beaten, said the aunt, Geraldine Pitchford. He died at the scene. Police have said he suffered a severe head trauma. Mar t in’s mot her, Sharain Spruill, said a 16-year-old boy carried the bloodied girl home and blamed someone else for the attack. Authorities said the teen intimidated and threatened the girl and she initially gave authorities the wrong description of her attacker. The teen was charged with

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murder and strangulation over the weekend. Martin, or “Marty” as he was known in his tight-knit community, was often seen riding his bike around the neighborhood. His mother said he liked to play with toy cars. And he collected keys. Throughout the weekend, family, friends and neighbors paid tribute to him. Hundreds assembled outside his South Richmond church Saturday for a vigil. Praising the boy for protecting his sister, a neighbor, Andrew Patillo, told the Times-Dispatch, “He stood so tall, to be so small.” A petition directed to the White House asked that he be recognized for his heroism. It had nearly 3,219 signatures by Wednesday afternoon. LINDSEY BEVER (THE WASHINGTON POST/AP)

The increase in tuition and fees for

new Virginia students at the College of William and Mary starting in the fall. Tuition for in-state students in the Class of 2018 will total $17,656. But the public college is continuing for a second year its guarantee that tuition will not rise for Virginians in the four years after they enroll. ( T WP)

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NFL’s ‘No-Win’ Situation MEANWHILE …

Defensive end Michael Sam dropped 70 slots in one draft projection after coming out as gay.

Gallaudet’s Talaat Could Join Rare Group in NFL

After a poor NFL scouting combine, a slightly better pro day at the University of Missouri, and months of criticism about athletic deficiencies, it’s possible Michael Sam will spend three days waiting for a call that never comes. Sam, projected in February as a third-round pick, dropped 70 slots in one projection only a few hours after coming out as gay that same month. If the defensive end isn’t selected by any team in this year’s NFL draft, which begins today, former NFL player Wade Davis said the perception won’t be that it was because of Sam’s ability. “The NFL kind of has no win in this situation,” said Davis, who himself came out after his NFL career ended and is now a gayrights activist. “Because if he doesn’t get drafted, it’s going to be positioned that he didn’t get drafted because he’s gay.” Put simply: The NFL would avoid a major public-relations headache if, at any point this weekend, a team uses a draft pick on Sam. If he goes undrafted or isn’t even signed as a free agent, the NFL’s message of progress and preparedness for a gay player becomes a more difficult sell. In February, a Sports Illustrated reporter wrote that one NFL general manager predicted Sam wouldn’t be drafted. This week, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel polled 21 scouts about where they’d be comfortable selecting Sam; five said they wouldn’t use a draft pick on him, and an additional seven said they wouldn’t even sign him to a freeagent contract. None was willing to take him before the fifth round.

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Sam’s Courage to be Honored at ESPYs Michael Sam has been selected the winner of the Arthur Ashe Courage Award. The Missouri defensive end will receive the award given to individuals who transcend sports at The 2014 ESPYs on July 16. Sam joins a prestigious list of winners ranging from Jim Valvano, the first recipient in 1993, to Muhammad Ali, Billie Jean King, Cathy Freeman, Nelson Mandela and Pat Summitt. (AP)

A Poor Combine Hurts Sam’s Stock Sam’s draft stock has been in freefall since a poor showing at the NFL scouting combine, where his vertical leap and 40-yard dash time — he was clocked officially at 4.91 seconds and posted two false starts — raised more scrutiny about how he and his 6-foot-2, 261-pound frame fit in the NFL. Bill Polian, the former longtime NFL executive, said this week during a conference call with reporters that, looking only at his skills, he would project Sam as a third-day draft choice because his size isn’t an ideal fit for either defensive end or outside linebacker, and because Sam is largely seen as a one-note player. (T WP)

Within the margins these past three months have been frequent media leaks about Sam’s character and continual chatter about his physical shortcomings, much of which has come from anony-

mous sources. “When you see anonymous people and people who are leaking stories, they’re afraid that their good old football is going to look a lot different. And it’s not,” said

Davis, who prepped Sam for his February announcement and has met with NFL officials about how to prepare for openly gay players in team locker rooms. “They’ve never seen a game Michael Sam played, but they just assume he’s going to be out there with pom-poms,” Davis said. If Sam is not on an active roster when the season begins in early September, there’s likely to be much more discussion about whether America itself is more accepting of gays than its sports teams. Davis, who played for the Redskins, said he expects the 24-yearold player to be drafted in the fifth or sixth round. He said that Sam didn’t seem worried about the possibilities when they last spoke. “Michael Sam has proven he can play,” Davis said. “He just wants to have the opportunity.” KENT BABB (THE WASHINGTON POST )

Adham Talaat is one step away from his football dream. Last year, he helped lead the 2013 Gallaudet Bison to a 9-0 start and the NCAA Division III playoffs for the first time in the school’s 150-year history. This week, Talaat, a defensive lineman, hopes to be one of only a few hard-of-hearing players ever to be drafted into the NFL. Only a few deaf or severely hard-of-hearing athletes have played in the NFL (the National Association of the Deaf says distinguishing between “deaf” and “hard of hearing” is an individual choice). The first was defensive tackle Bonnie Sloan, who played four games for St. Louis in 1973. Kenny Walker, a former defensive lineman, played two seasons for the Broncos in the early 1990s. Perhaps the most well known is Seahawks fullback Derrick Coleman, who went undrafted in 2012 but signed with Seattle. Coleman became nationally recognized during this year’s NFL playoffs when he was featured in a Duracell commercial telling his story. He visits schools to talk about how being deaf has motivated him. ANNA K ATHERINE CLEMMONS (THE WASHINGTON POST )

JONATHAN NEWTON (TWP)

League will likely receive criticism if no team drafts openly gay player

Adham Talaat is trying to become the first Gallaudet grad in the NFL.

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If you go to see one of North Carolina-based quintet Papadosio’s two shows this weekend, you’re going to get a lot of things: the bleeps and bloops of electronica, improvised guitar jams, folksy interludes and a trippy light show. 9:30 Club, 815 V St. NW; Fri.,

The Aquabats!, who turn 20 this year, prove that ska has staying power. These days, the California band stars on its own kids series, Hub’s “The Aquabats! Super Show!” which follows the adventures of the crime-fighting musical supergroup. Fillmore, 8656

As part of the Kennedy Center’s ongoing celebration of Blue Note Records’ 75th anniversary, Grammywinning jazz trumpeter Terence Blanchard, right, and his ensemble (with special guest guitarist Lionel Loueke) headline two shows at the venue. Kenne-

10:30 p.m. & Sat., 8 p.m., $17; 202265-0930, 930.com. (U Street)

Colesville Road, Silver Spring; Sat., 7 p.m., $20; 301-960-9999, fillmoresilverspring.com. (Silver Spring)

dy Center, 2700 F St. NW; Fri., 7:30 & 9:30 p.m., $38; 202-467-4600, kennedy-center.org. (Foggy Bottom)

5037 Connecticut Ave. NW; Sat., 10 p.m., $12; 202-364-0404, cometpingpong.com.

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ELEW Pianist Eric Lewis — aka ELEW — got sick of the division between rock and jazz, so he erased it, fusing the two in a genre he calls rockjazz. ELEW brings his takes on songs by Nirvana, Coldplay and The Killers to a benefit for homeless outreach group Sasha Bruce Youthwork. Carnegie Institution, 1530 P St. NW; Thu., 7:30 p.m., $60-$1,000; 202-675-9340, sashabruce.org/programs/show/safe-homes/elew. (Dupont Circle)

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SATURDAY

Protect-U Locally based electronic duo Protect-U doesn’t release its debut LP “Free USA” until next week, but you can get a sneak peek of the record’s vintage-yet-modern house sound over a slice Saturday at Comet Ping Pong. Comet Ping Pong,

It wasn’t chance.

August 20, 2007, Grady, Oklahoma. Aerial view of a home with a surrounding levee which is keeping it safe as flood waters following Tropical Storm Erin engulf the area. FEMA/ Patricia Brach.

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CityDance If your idea of a night at the ballet is “The Nutcracker,” move along. Fusing the moves of tap and hip-hop with both modern and classical ballet, CityDance’s “DREAMscape” promises a high-energy dance performance that will leave audiences dazzled. Lincoln Theatre, 1215 U St.

SUNDAY

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Grant Avenue Market

NW; Sat., 7 p.m., $25-$38; 202-8880050, thelincolndc.com. (U Street)

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SATURDAY

Team America Rocketry Challenge For six months, 1,000 students have been shooting off rockets in preparation for the Team America Rocketry Challenge. Now the public gets to see them fly in the finals, located 40 miles west of D.C. Great Meadow, 5089 Old Tavern Road, The Plains, Va., Sat., 8 a.m.-5 p.m., free; 703-358-1095, rocketcontest.org.

Sweetlife Festival Sweetgreen’s annual music and food soiree returns with headliners Lana Del Rey, Foster the People and Chromeo, above. If you scored tickets before they sold out, here are four ways to spend your Sweetlife: Before the music, eat some ramen from H Street’s Toki Underground. Sing along to Bastille’s inescapable “Pompeii.” Drink Flying Dog’s special festival brew: the Sweetlife Pale Wheat Ale. Pump your fists for Capital Cities’ synth-heavy “Safe and Sound.”

SUNDAY

Ashanti In the final season of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” R&B singer-turned-actress Ashanti, above, inexplicably appears as a demon that Buffy eventually vanquishes. Much like in that cameo, Ashanti has unexpectedly reappeared in the music world with her first album since 2008, “Braveheart.” Howard Theatre, 620 T St. NW; Sun., 8 p.m., $35-$70; 202-8032899, thehowardtheatre.com. (Shaw-Howard U)

Merriweather Post Pavilion, 10475 Little Patuxent Parkway, Columbia, Md.; Sat., noon, sold out; 410-715-5550, merriweathermusic.com.

Mother’s Day marks the start of Takoma Park’s Grant Avenue Market, where vendors (like Stitch & Rivet, above) sell funky wares and antiques. This week, the market (which won’t return until June 8) has the added bonus of helping procrastinators find a gift for Mom. Grant Avenue Market, corner of Grant and Carroll avenues, Takoma Park, Md.; Sat., 10 a.m.-3 p.m., free; 301-960-8779, grantavenuemarket.com. (Takoma)

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Todd Barry has nothing planned for his two shows in D.C. on Thursday. If that makes you nervous, don’t fret. Barry is on the last leg of his “Crowd Work” tour, where the low-key, snarky comedian operates with no plan at all. Instead, he creates sets on the spot, riffing off his interactions with the audience. It’s the same format of his latest special, “Todd Barry: The Crowd Work Tour,” released for $5, via Louis C.K.’s website. When you do a crowd work show, do you do anything to prepare?

Not really, other than booking hotels. I don’t have an outline or anything. I just wanna see what happens with them.

Seattle, said, “There’s a blues bar and I stood next to the governor.” That’s one of my favorite moments. That he chose to tell me that, and that it was an interesting thing. How do you pick someone?

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Sometimes some people seem mildmannered — like the guy in my movie who just out of the blue, in

If someone’s got a look to them — a big beard, those tribal earrings — I might use that as a launching point but you kind of just look around and see if anyone wants to talk. It’s a bit of a crapshoot. You’re not insulting people in the special. You were pretty gentle.

I was pretty gentle. But there was that woman you called out for being drunk, to which she replied, “I’m not drunk, you’re drunk.”

That was the only one where I was like, God, I hope I’m not being too

mean to her. But she did yell from the back of the room so I imagine you don’t do that if you don’t want to be in the movie. Do you fail more often doing crowd work than written jokes?

There’s certain lulls that are a little more forgiving if you’re doing crowd work because it’s just a conversation — it’s not the fault of great jokes. Some comedians view crowd work as a crutch.

I don’t think it’s a crutch because if you do it and it’s not good, it’s just boring the audience. So it’s not like, Hey, you cheated by boring the audience. You’re in “Louie” again this season. Did you film any stand-up for it?

No. There was one for last [season] where I did film a stand-up set and he had to cut it for time. But he puts me on there a lot, so I can’t complain. Well, I can complain. RUDI GREENBERG (E XPRESS)

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“When … we are all out of breath, Alex is like, ‘What? Let’s do more!’ ” — TIM GETMAN, WHO PLAYS GEORGE IN “THREE MEN IN A BOAT,” ON ALEX MILLS,

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George (Tim Getman), Harris (Rob Jansen), Jerome (Tom Story) and Montmorency (Alex Mills) are the titular three men and dog.

Yes He Canine! Alex Mills plays a fine fox terrier in ‘Three Men in a Boat (To say nothing of the dog)’ Stage Last month, Alex Mills played Hamlet. Before that, he was Iago, Romeo and Jekyll/Hyde. What’s next for the two-time Helen Hayesaward winner? “I’m a talking dog,” he says. The dog in question is a droll fox terrier named Montmorency, who goes on a boating vacation in Synetic

Theater’s new play, “Three Men in a Boat (To say nothing of the dog).” In play wright Derek Goldman’s first adaptation of Jerome K. Jerome’s 1889 travelogue, the dog was played by a pillow. “People fell in love with it,” Goldman says, recalling the production he directed in 1997, where the actors animated and spoke for a throw pillow. “Of course, Alex far surpasses the pillow.” The Synetic show — Goldman’s second adaptation — follows three good friends and their dog on an illfated boating trip up the Thames. (Pieces of living-room furniture

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represent the boat.) What was supposed to be a relaxing vacation turns into a mighty struggle as the men face fearsome foes, such as a tin of pineapple that refuses to open. The struggle results in grievous injuries for all three men, but Montmorency comes out unscathed. The dog, probably the least bumbling member of the crew, is against the trip from the beginning. “There’s nothing for me to do. Scenery is not in my line, and I don’t smoke. If I see a rat, you won’t stop; and if I go to sleep, you get fooling about with the boat, and

“He takes on Jerome’s personality, which is very classy,” Goldman says. “The humor comes from the mixture of him being a dog — doing things like killing rats — and having this heightened dialect and sensibility.” Mills’ muse was Jackie, a Jack Russell terrier that’s “like a child” to the play’s choreographer, Irina Tsikurishvili, Mills says. “Jackie’s energy is just so high and boundless,” he says. Doggie exuberance comes easily to Mills. Throughout the 90-minute play, he bounds around on all fours, makes messes for the sheer joy of it and parades proudly when he catches a water rat. Tim Getman, who plays George, now knows the exhaustion of vacationing with a real-life terrier. “When there are very physical scenes and we are all out of breath, Alex is like, ‘What? Let’s do more!’ ”

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slop me overboard. If you ask me, I call the whole thing bally foolishness,” Montmorency says. Sort of: Mills delivers this speech as an expressive series of barks, which are expertly translated by his owner, Jerome. Montmorency can speak English when he feels like it, using the same upper-crust accent as his owner.

Close Encounters In “Neighbors,” out Friday, Seth Rogen and Zac Efron are neighbors! Who don’t get along! Oh, the zaniness! It could be worse, like in these films that feature the bad next door. KRISTEN PAGE-KIRBY (EXPRESS)

1 ‘Rear Window’ Two characters vie for the vile in this 1954 classic: Jimmy Stewart’s Jeff Jeffries and Raymond Burr’s Lars Thorwald. The former spies on everyone with a telephoto lens; the latter kills his wife. So about a draw.

2 ‘Funny Farm’ In this 1988 comedy, Andy (Chevy Chase, when he was more funny and less jerky) and wife move to the country so he can write. But you know all small-town folk are just weird, so the couple finds less quiet and more chaos.

3 ‘Apt Pupil’ Adapted from a Stephen King novella, this 1998 film is about the Nazi next door. Ian McKellen plays the war criminal in hiding; Brad Renfro is the teenager who turns out to be even scarier.

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4 ‘The Stepford Wives’

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The good 1975 one, not the bad 2004 one. Joanna (Katharine Ross) moves to Stepford, Conn., and finds that all the women are perfectly dressed and obsessed with housework. You know, like they’re supposed to be.

‘Belle’: Movies can show us things we’ve never seen and tell stories we’ve never heard, and that’s the case with “Belle,” out Friday. Belle (Gugu Mbatha-Raw, left) is the illegitimate, mixed-race daughter of an English nobleman in 1700s England; when her black, enslaved mother dies, her white father takes her to be raised by his relatives. There she lives between worlds; for example, she’s not allowed to eat dinner either with the servants or the family. The film, based on a true story, is a fascinating examination of race, class and privilege, anchored by an incredible performance from Mbatha-Raw. KRISTEN PAGE-KIRBY (E XPRESS)

5 ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ Anyone who’s seen a NYC-based episode of “House Hunters” knows it’s really important to have “non-Satanistfilled building” on your wish list. It’s too bad Mia Farrow just had to have those granite countertops in this 1968 film.

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‘Schoolgirl’s Notebook,’ 1973 (copy of the 1930 original) Made out of her math textbook, this work was originally a present for Oppenheim’s dad’s birthday when the artist was 16. (Another form of friendship: father-daughter.) “She didn’t like the strict education system [in Switzerland, where they lived] and wanted to go to Paris,” Wasserman says. (Oppenheim didn’t like math either, as one can see in the ridiculousness of her “equations.”) “This was her plan to convince her father to send her to study in Paris.” And it worked!

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‘Table with Bird’s Feet,’ 1973 (copy of the 1939 original) Although she didn’t like being categorized as a Surrealist, Oppenheim’s sculptures tended toward the bizarre and dreamlike. “She liked to take utilitarian objects and make them into a fantasy,” Wasserman says. This table not only has bird feet, but it also has “traces of birds walking on it,” Wasserman notes. For Oppenheim, the relationship between humans and the environment was a kind of friendship.

level. One display case is dedicated to letters and postcards written to Trevor Winkfield, who met the 63-year-old Oppenheim in 1976, when he was 22. The pen pals traded philosophical musings. Oppenheim was struck by the close bond between Bettina Brentano and Karoline von Gunderrode, two 18th-century poets, and dedicated paintings and prints to them. Other pieces are more-abstract takes on friendship as the relationship between humans and nature. The concept of friendship extends to the people who brought the exhibit together. After a collector of Oppenheim’s artwork died, a friend acquired it and donated it to the National Museum of Women in the Arts in her memory. “It was a great act of friendship,” says curator Krystyna Wasserman, herself a friend of both the late collector and the benefactor. “This is the reason we called the exhibition ‘Tender Friendships.’ ” ELENA GOUK ASSIAN (FOR E XPRESS)

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Signs of Timelessness Metronomy leader Joseph Mount crafts lasting ‘Love Letters’ Music As he toured the world behind Metronomy’s hit 2011 album “The English Riviera,” frontman Joseph Mount often felt homesick for his friends and family back in England. “The funny thing about touring is that there are two things going on,” Mount says. “One is this massive enjoyment and very genuine pleasure of meeting fans and entertaining them. At the same time, this dream job takes you away from [people at home].” As he started writing the songs that would become the band’s fourth album, they turned into little odes — ways of connecting to his far-away loved ones. It’s no surprise, then, that Mount titled the record “Love Letters.” The result is a more intimate and downbeat record for a band known for idiosyncratic electropop. T he ot her reason for t he

stripped-back sound was the decision to record in analog at Toe Rag Studios in London. The studio, where Jack White produced The White Stripes’ “Elephant,” is known in the industry for lending a retro sensibility to rock albums. Mount wanted to see how the old-school recording style could influence his own work, which had made heavy use of synthesizers and computers. “I thought it would be interesting to make my kind of music in a place that is thought of as a reserve for authentic musicians,” he says. The goal wasn’t to be retro for the sake of being retro, but to inject the quality and rich sound of the past into modern pop. It also forced Mount to hone his skills as a musician. He compared the experience to handwriting something without spell check and being forced to remember whether the word “tomorrow” has one “m” or two. While the album is still distinctively Metronomy — moody, melodic and electronic — it’s permeated by touches of psychedelic rock, Motown and other sounds of the ’60s. Mount and his three-piece back-

ing band also bring elements of that era on the road. The band’s new touring show harkens back to the playful seriousness, and serious suits, of mid-century music productions — a time when matching outfits and a choreographed aesthetic were de rigueur (picture the Tom Hanks film “That Thing You Do!”). “It’s supposed to be a visual and musical feast,” Mount says. Despite the vintage touches, “Love Letters,” released in March, doesn’t wallow in nostalgia. Mount sought to pay tribute to sounds of the past rather than be a derivative of them. On “I’m Aquarius,” a synth beat seamlessly backs a shoop-shoop chorus. It isn’t stuck in the ’60s, nor is it of 2014’s relentlessly electronic moment. I n s t e a d , t he s on g s h i mmers and glitters timelessly, borne of Mount’s aspiration “to make records that outlive me.” R ACHEL SADON (E XPRESS)

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Casey Cunningham performs for a packed room of amateur comedians and onlookers at H Street’s Vendetta on April Fool’s Day.

Keep Calm and Carry On Joking Amateur stand ups find comic relief in D.C.’s open mic circuit Comedy Shapna Pai, 43, leans against the wooden bar at Vendetta and stares straight ahead, deer-in-headlights style. Ten feet to her left, the shaved head of Gabe Rojo, 43, is getting shinier by the second. These two anxious strangers are about to do the same, terrifying thing: Stand

up in front of a crowd of strangers and try to make them laugh. Pai, a federal worker who has been hitting open mics on and off for about three years, sheds her anxiety the moment she steps onstage. “My name is Shapna. I’m an Indian girl, not yet married, I don’t yet have kids,” she says. She picks up an Indian accent and gets increasingly shrill: “So I am not married, no kids, no husband, no clean, no cook … just put her old ass on a mountaintop to die! At least, that’s what my parents put on their

Christmas cards this year.” A fire truck screams down H Street, and Pai expertly works the siren into the joke, making her parents’ mounting hysteria seem even funnier. The audience — surprisingly large for a weekday night — eats it up. For a city considered humorless, D.C. is teeming with regular folks like Pai who want to give comedy a try, according to Philadelphia-based comedian Chris Coccia, who teaches a stand-up class at the DC Improv with a monthslong

So You Think You’re Funny? Stand-up comedy is a low-overhead hobby. All you have to do is: 1. Think up five minutes of material. Pro tip: Don’t know where to start? Sign up for a class at dcimprov.com. 2. Try it out on your family or pets. 3. Go to an open mic and inflict your comedy on supportive friends and innocent strangers. Pro tip: Visit event websites for sign-up info. 4. Pay attention during other people’s sets or the host will make fun of you. 5. Repeat steps 1-4 for years on end. Eventually, you may become funny enough to land a paying gig. More likely, you’ll just make some weird friends. S.D.

“Everyone is trying to find an outlet for levity, whether that’s doing comedy or just watching it.” — SE A N JOYCE , WORLD BANKER BY DAY, LOCAL COMEDIAN AND OPEN MIC NIGHT ORGANIZER BY NIGHT

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entertainment | Weekend Pass waiting list. “D.C. is such a politically correct town,” Coccia says. “Comedy gives you a nice opportunity to step outside of diplomacy. There’s no other job or hobby that allows you to say, ‘No no, I’m supposed to talk about offensive things in an offensive way.’ ” Sean Joyce, a local comic by night and World Bank worker by day, agrees. “People work really hard here, they are very career-focused, and I think everyone is trying to find an outlet for levity, whether that’s doing comedy or just watching it,” he says.

“Standup is scarier than anything I have ever done, and that includes being in a combat zone.” — GA BE ROJO, AN ARMY VET WHO IS NOW A COMEDIAN AND SOCIAL WORKER

Two years ago, Joyce started an open-mic comedy night at The Big Hunt. Now, he runs local open mics six nights a week and is deluged with emails from people looking for five minutes of stage time. After Pai’s set at Vendetta, it’s Rojo’s turn. He steps onstage, and his voice wavers. “Does anyone know what manscaping is?” he asks. The crowd ignores him, so he soldiers on. “Sometime in the ’90s, it became not OK for men to be hairy … and at the same time, I was turning into a Latino Chia Pet.” He sounds so authentically dismayed, a woman in the front row guffaws, sending a fine spray of beer onto her dining companion. A spit-take, the gold medal

A Guide to Comedy Open Mics MONDAY Fire Station 1, 8131 Georgia Ave., Silver Spring; 8 p.m., free; 301-5851370, districtcomedy.com. (Silver Spring) TUESDAY Bier Baron, 1523 22nd St. NW; Tuesdays, 8:30 p.m., free; 202-2931887, http://lygodc.com/shows/lastresort-comedy-show-10/. (Dupont Circle) Tangier Restaurant and Hookah Lounge, 2305 18th St. NW; second and fourth Tuesdays, 8:30 p.m., free; tangierlounge.com. Vendetta, 1212 H St. NE; 8 p.m., free; 202-399-3201, underground comedydc.com. WEDNESDAY Splash Lounge, 11401 Woodglen Drive, Rockville; 8:30 p.m., free; 301-881-1147. (White Flint) Epicure Cafe, 11104 Lee Highway, Fairfax; third Wednesdays, 8 p.m., free; 703-352-9193, epicurecafe.org. Ri-Ra Irish Pub, 2915 Wilson Blvd., Arlington; 8 p.m., free; 703248-9888, standupcomedytogo.com. (Clarendon) THURSDAY The Comedy Spot, 4238 Wilson Blvd., Arlington; 7:30 p.m., free; 703294-5233; comedyindc.com. (Ballston) RFD, 810 Seventh St. NW; 8:30 p.m., free; 202-289-2030, districtcomedy.com. (Gallery Place)

of stand-up. It was a nice moment, but not quite enough to quell Rojo’s nerves. “To tell you the truth, I’m not really having fun yet,” Rojo says afterward. “Standup is scarier than anything I have ever done, and that includes being in a combat zone.” An Army vet, Rojo spent part of the Gulf War stationed in Israel. He now works as a social worker, and he’s found that his ability to decipher nonverbal communication serves him well in the office and onstage. “I like to look at what’s unspoken between people and say what’s really going on,” he says.

Science Club, 1136 19th St. NW; 8:30 p.m., free; 202-775-0747, scienceclubdc.com. (Dupont Circle) FRIDAY The Big Hunt, 1345 Connecticut Ave. NW; 8 p.m., free; 202-667-4355, undergroundcomedydc.com. (Dupont Circle) Club Heaven and Hell, 2327 18th St. NW; 8 p.m., free; 202-667-4355, clubheavenandhelldc.com. Jekyll and Hyde Restaurant, 906 N. East St., Frederick, Md.; second and fourth Fridays, 8 p.m., free; 301-694-0066. SATURDAY Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse, 2903 Columbia Pike, Arlington; 10:30 p.m., free; 703-486-2345, arlingtondrafthouse.com. Capitol Lounge, 229 Pennsylvania Ave. SE; 7 p.m., free; 202-5472098, undergroundcomedydc.com. (Capitol South) SUNDAY Chief Ike’s Mambo Room, 1725 Columbia Road NW; 8 p.m., every other Sunday, free; 202-332-2211, chiefikes.com. Grand Central, 2447 18th St. NW; 8 p.m. free; 202-986.1742; undergroundcomedydc.com. Hightopps Backstage Grille, 2306 York Road, Timonium, Md.; 9 p.m., free; 410-560-7101, drinktillwerefunny.com.

Joyce, on the other hand, makes sure his onstage candor doesn’t seep into the office. “I’m much more tactful at work,” he says. That’s probably for the best. It’s OK for D.C.’s bureaucrats, staffers and consultants to tell the truth at night. But if we did it during the day, the government might come to a grinding halt, Coccia says. “What if people went in [to work] and said, ‘Look, who are we fooling? We haven’t done anything in a year? We’ve been pushing papers from one side of the desk to the other for the last 12 months,’ ” he says. “It’d be total chaos.” SADIE DINGFELDER (E XPRESS)

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Different Points to View Meet handsome, historic obelisks without going near the National Mall The Washington Monument, which reopens on Monday, has some major drawbacks. You can only get a decent selfie with it from a mile away. It’s vulnerable to earthquakes. And you can’t hug it. Find better, smaller four-sided pointy things at the sites below. HOLLY J. MORRIS (EXPRESS)

Those dogs really want to pee on Promenade Classique’s Washington Monument.

Promenade Classique A 14-ton, 30-foot-tall miniature Washington Monument is the leastweird thing about this trippy sculpture garden in an Alexandria office park. To reach Monument Jr., walk to the Potomac’s edge; you’ll pass a giant arrow, some faux Classical ruins, several statues of disembodied mouths that spew or drool water, and lunch-eating drones.

Congressional Cemetery The obelisk was a hugely popular gravestone style in the early and mid1800s, and not just for VIPs. Obelisks of all kinds — skinny and fat, ornate and plain, decrepit and not — adorn graves of babies, ladies and ordinary guys. Alexander Macomb, an Army general who died in 1841, got an unusual model: His obelisk has a Spartan helmet and a bird on top.

Glenwood Cemetery The slothful obelisk enthusiast can enjoy Glenwood by car via the cemetery’s paved roads. As at Congressional, obelisks abound. The most depressing is the Benjamin Grenup monument, raised by his volunteer firefighter colleagues after he was crushed under the wheels of a fire engine in 1856. A cheery sculpted panel depicts this event.

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HEADS OF THE GLASS

Five alcohol all-stars share their tips for best enjoying whiskey, gin, sake, sherry and wine When you raise a glass of craft whiskey to your lips, you’re not just sipping some potent amber alcohol. You’re also consuming centuries’ worth of history, countless aroma compounds, and the immeasurable fruits and labors of a hardworking distillery. And that bottle of sake you’re drinking alongside your California roll? It’s way more than the sweet results of fermented rice. Rather, it’s an

ancient liquor steeped in Japanese tradition with roots in religious ceremonies. And don’t even get us started about what’s going on in your favorite bottle of wine. The takeaway? You sure do drink a lot. And also: For the layman, this alcohol stuff can be complex. Which is why we set out to find D.C.’s preeminent authorities who could answer our

burning questions and demystify our favorite types of alcohol. And did we mention they all happen to be women? Along the way we learned the best way to mix a martini (James Bond is wrong!), how hot your sake should be (trick question: It’s best served cold) and whether you should buy wine from Trader Joe’s or Whole Foods (sorry, Two Buck Chuck). L AUR A HAYES (FOR E XPRESS)

Chantal Tseng Chantal Tseng pours a glass of sherry using a venencia, an ages-old tool that helps aerate the fortified wine.

Sherry Pro Mockingbird Hill, 1843 Seventh St. NW; 202-3169396, drinkmoresherry.com. (Shaw-Howard U) Mockingbird Hill, the ham and sherry bar Tseng coowns with husband Derek Brown in Shaw, prides itself on being transparent in its mission to bring good sherry to the D.C. market. “We’re not subtle about what we’re doing,” she says. “We’re like, ‘Hi, we’re a sherry bar, come on in!’ ” Tseng, who has been bartending in D.C. since 2000, admires sherry for its versatility. “You don’t want to manipulate it too much. But at the same time, it’s super adaptable. Sherry makes any cocktail better.” She’s amassed 102 different sherries for the bar, and serves them in flights with small bites inspired by La Venencia, a popular Madrid wine bar. “This is something that’s been around 3,000 years for a reason,” she says. “It was the ‘IT’ drink during Shakespearean times and in Colonial America.”

Sherry Tips

SCOTT SUCHMAN

What to pair with sherry (besides ham): “Miso soup — especially with a nutty Amontillado sherry. Most table wines clash with miso dishes, but Amontillado and miso are a match because they share an earthy, or ‘umami,’ flavor profile.” How long does a bottle last: “Manzanillas and finos are meant to be enjoyed fresh; even a week is pushing it. Dessert-like sherries like Pedro Ximenez can last longer, thanks to sugar, but finish a bottle off before the one-month mark.”

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Rachael Ewing Whiskey Sommelier Ri Ra Georgetown, 3125 M St. NW; 202-751-2111, rira.com/georgetown While enrolled as a student at the University of Aberdeen in Scotland in 2008, Ewing showed up at The Grill Bar, one of the city’s oldest and most celebrated pubs, and asked for a job. “I knew nothing about whiskey, but they gave me a chance,” she says. Ewing had planned for a career in international development, but she chose a different path after discovering she had a great palate. Her current position allows her to work with a unique challenge: She’s severely dyslexic. Ewing says it’s satisfying to find a career that rewards

her sensory perception skills: “I’m very observant, which helps me behind the bar. My mind just picks up on things like body language because I’m trying to find my way around words.” Now at 25, Ewing is one of 1,300 certified Scotch experts in the world, according to the certifying body, The Scotch Whisky Experience.

Scotch Tip The best Scotch for beginners: “Glenrothes was my gateway whiskey. I use Scotch and whiskey interchangeably because Scotch is whiskey distilled from malted barley. Also, don’t be afraid of water. If that’s what it takes to get you to honor the art form and drink it straight, do it!”

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Soto is a “super taster,” meaning she has more taste buds than the rest of us. Good thing, because the aromatics in sake are far more delicate than those in wine, requiring a palate attuned to subtlety. “There are about 20 kinds of squash I can identify in sake,” Soto says. The Howard County, Md., resident is the only non-Japanese female kikizakeshi (master sake teacher) certified in brewing, service and education. She acquired the title after collecting four certifications from the Sake Service Institute, taking additional courses and completing two brewing apprenticeships. Through her business, Sake 2 You, she runs “sake safaris” to Japan, teaches a class geared toward business professionals called “Sake for Success” and is working on a book about incorporating sake into everyday life. “I’m trying every day, all day to make people feel like it’s less bourgeois,” Soto says.

Sake Tips What sushi haters can eat with sake: “My favorite pairing is a pulled pork sandwich with a very bright ginjo (the second-highest sake quality level). But there are about 18,000 different sake varieties, so you can pair it with anything.” What makes her shudder: “Besides sake bombs? When people microwave sake to temps above 100 degrees. It kills off the original alcohol, requiring grain alcohol to be added back in. It’s not even sake at that point! So stick with the cold stuff.”

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Hassoun started at The Gin Joint — an 11-seat bar below New Heights — in March 2010 as a bartender, with only a shot of gin knowledge. “There was literally no training,” she says. “In my first few days I found myself pretending to need more ice only to dash in the back to pop open a book to find recipes.” Now as manager and beverage director, Hassoun possesses enough knowledge to play gin matchmaker with guests who need a little guidance. “Only one in 300 people come in and know what they want,” she says. Beyond gin, Hassoun’s true passion is tonic. With help from Mom, she makes her own under the moniker Chronic Tonic (thechronictonic.com).

Gin Tips Shaken or stirred? “Stirred! Never ever shake a martini. It bruises the liquor and turns it a milky white. Stir it 35 times instead, and it will be just as cold and more pure.” How to make a good drink at home: “Stay away from sugar. Use fresh fruit juices instead.”

Morgan, the 19th female to be named master sommelier in North America by the Court of Master Sommeliers (there are 135 master sommeliers in North America), was exposed to vino at an early age by parents who liked to entertain and didn’t believe in a kids table. The sommelier track caught her eye while she was working as a cocktail waitress on dollar beer night in college. “Once I understood wine wasn’t just for stuffy old French men, I realized it’s the coolest job in a restaurant,” Morgan says. As a consultant, she helps restaurants like Bryan Voltaggio’s Aggio build creative wine lists, and organizes private events for oenophiles.

Wine Tips How to get a good value: “Lesser-known varietals are likely to have a lower markup. If you like the new oak and concentrated fruit taste of California cabernet, try Aglianico from Southern Italy.” Better grocer for wine: Trader Joe’s or Whole Foods Market? “Whole Foods. They have staff to guide you.”

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Cinderella: The Remix Children's Theatre

The Little Dog Laughed

Through May 18 Performing Wed thru Sun at 7:30pm Matinees Sat & Sun at 3 pm

“You should not miss the opportunity to witness this rarest of theatre pieces.” – Broadway World "The Admission is a towering achievement....a theatergoing peak experience" - DCMetroTheaterArts

Now playing through May 25! Best for ages 5-10

Cinderella dreams of being a DJ, but girls are not allowed to spin in Hip-Hop Hollywood! Will she get the gig?

Imagination Stage 4908 Auburn Ave. Bethesda, MD imaginationstage.org

Final Weekend!

A “slight recurring case of homosexuality" runs the risk of derailing an up-and-coming actor’s career before it gets started.

Theater on the Run 3700 S. Four Mile Run Dr. Arlington, VA 22206 571-DS-SHOWS www.DominionStage.org

A Comedy by Douglas Carter Beane

THU >> 5/8 FRI >> 5/9 SA >> 5/10 8 PM Curtain

The Love of the Nightingale

Playing through May 25

A scorching new glam rock musical

Thurs-Sat at 7:30pm Sat & Sun at 2pm through June 1

"A laugh-out-loud lampoon of Hollywood humbuggery... Tremendously funny." —Star-Ledger. In a world of passion and violence, two sisters are driven to do the unimaginable.“Dynamic and heartbreaking” – The Washington Post A WSC Avant Bard world premiere. Book and lyrics by Richard Byrne. Original music by Jim Elkington (Zincs) and Jon Langford (Mekons).

Schedule: Monday at 8 Tuesday – Thursday at 5 & 8 Friday at 8 Saturday at 6 & 9 Sunday at 3 & 7

It's an ordinary day at the Shear Madness salon, when the lady upstairs gets knocked off. WHOdunit? Catch the killer at this comedy, where "shrieks of laughter night after night" (Washington Post), shake the walls of the Kennedy Center.

Through May 18 Thur., Fri.& Sat.8pm; Sun. 3 pm

Beyond Love: Passion at its most extreme. A starting point for taking a look at the blindness that is brought on by passion. 5 Star DC M. T. Arts

Wed-Sat at 8pm, Sun at 2pm May 8 – June 8

Accompanied by their dutiful terrier Montmorency, three city gentlemen take a boating holiday through the country, getting into one hilarious predicament after another.

Nero/Pseudo Shear Madness The Kennedy Center Theater Lab

Tango Turco/Turkish Tango Three Men in a Boat Based on the novel by Jerome K. Jerome

Studio's Mead Theatre 1501 14th St. NW 800-838-3006 http://theadmission.bpt.me/

it’s not live art without a live audience.

Source 1835 14th St. NW Visit ConstellationTheatre.org

$35

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Discussion following every performance “Five stars! This is a must-see!” -DCMTA Adult Themes and Language

$15$45

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Sat matinees are Pay What You Can

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Bring mom on Mother’s Day and enter to win a spa package at Karma at the 3:00 PM show.

Gunston Arts Center Theater Two 2700 S. Lang St. Arlington, VA 22206 703.548.3092

$15-35

In Spanish with English subtitles

$35 & up

Young Professionals Night May 14 and Pride Night June 4.

The Shop at Fort Fringe 607 New York Av NW (6th7th Sts); 866-811-4111; tinyurl.com/Nero-Pseudo

Synetic Theater 1800 S. Bell St Crystal City 866.811.4111 synetictheater.org

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PERFORMANCES Marine Band Young People's Concert

Schoolhouse Rock! (And All That Jazz) Have you ever wondered what makes jazz…well, jazz? From blues to bebop and ragtime to rock, come learn how jazz was born, how it has changed, and how it has paved the way for popular music. Don’t miss this one-of-a-kind interactive concert.

Sunday at 2 p.m.

Schlesinger Concert Hall Northern Virginia Community College 3001 N. Beauregard Street Alexandria, VA 202-433-4011 www.marineband.marines.mil

Free, no tickets required

Concert is designed for middle school age kids. Parking is available for $6.

$30 Gen Adm, $15 stdnt

Special Mother's Day drawing for Hot Air Ballon ride. Reception to follow performance.

MUSIC - CHAMBER American Classics Mother's Day Concert

Sat., May 10, 2014 7:30 PM

Burnett Thompson, Piano

Music of great American composers and Jazz, Aaron Copland, Andreas Makris, George Gershwin, & the DC area premiere of Sonata for Violin and piano by Dick Hyman. Also, Sweet Georgia Brown, Dave Brubeck's Take Five, Thompson's Shanghai Suite and more.

Artisphere' Spectrum Theatre 2 blocks from Rosslyn Metro, Free garage parking 1611 N Kent St, Arlington VA tickets.artisphere.com 888-841-2787 or NationalChamberEnsemble.org

MUSIC - CHORAL American Voices Spring Concert

Sat, May 10, 2014 at 4 pm

Enjoy American classics and Broadway favorites performed by the finest children’s chorus in the Nation’s capital with your whole family!

National City Christian Church 5 Thomas Circle, NWDC www.childrenschorus.com

Advance: 10/15/25 at Door: 12/17/30

Sunday, May 18 at 4:00pm

The final concert of the Cathedral Choral Society's 2013/14 Season features Beethoven's 'Calm and Prosperous Voyage', Haydn's 'Lord Nelson' Mass and Mozart's 1785 Cantata 'The Penitent David'

Washington National Cathedral 3101 Wisconsin Avenue NW; 877.537.2228 or 202.537.2228; cathedralchoralsociety.org

Tickets begin at $25

Free parking available in the Cathedral's parking garage

JCC of Greater Washington 6125 Montrose Rd. Rockville, MD 20852

Free, no tickets required

First come, first seated.

Cathedral Choral Society Presents

Classical Showcase J. Reilly Lewis, Music Director

MUSIC - CONCERTS Chamber Players Series

Lawrence Brownlee, tenor and

Join members of The United States Air Force Band as they present “An Evening of Contemporary Music featuring Chamber Ensembles”.

Thursday, May 15, 2014 8 p.m.

Tuesday, May 13, 7:30 pm

In Recital: selections by Verdi, Poulenc, Ginastera, Marx, Ben Moore, and spirituals arrangements

Tonight at 7:30 PM

TWC’s signature award-winning series. With two recent Grammy nominations, featured composer Tarik O’Regan has been called by the press “a lion of choral music.” "Laudable, realistic & overdue ...Julian Wachner & The Washington Chorus have written contemporary music into their season." - Washington Post

Kevin Murphy, piano Julian Wachner, Music Director

New Music for a New Age with Tarik O'Regan

GWU Lisner Auditorium 202-994-6800 Lisner.org $50 Program Info: 202-669-1463, VocalArtsDC.org

Church of the Epiphany 317 G Street, NW Tickets: 202-342-6221 or at the door

Chris Botti Thursday, May 22 at 8pm • Kennedy Center This performance is made possible through the generous support of Versar. Presented by

Washington Performing Arts Society

WPAS.org • (202) 785-WPAS (9727)

Tickets: $25

MetroAccessible; Pay parking garage located next to the Church

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Mississippi, through Sept. 21. “Ubuhle

works by a Washington artist whose art

Women, Beadwork and the Art of Inde-

ranges from the whimsical to the pro-

pendence,” this exhibition features a

vocative, through Aug. 17. “Perambula-

new form of bead art, the ndwango

tors: 2014 MFA Thesis Exhibition,” the

(which translates as “cloth”), devel-

exhibition presents the thesis projects

oped by a community of women living

of American University MFA candidates

and working together in rural KwaZulu-

Andy Baritz, Jody Fang, Meredith Green-

Natal, South Africa, through Sept. 21.

berg, Christina Humble, Josh Johnson,

1901 Fort Pl. SE; 202-633-4820,

Randall Lear and David Ross, through Mon. 4400 Massachusetts Ave. NW; american.edu/cas/katzen. Anacostia Community Museum: “Black Baseball in the District of Columbia,” an examination of the national pastime in the African American community, indefinitely. “Home Sewn: Quilts From the Lower Mississippi Valley,” an exhibition examining the generational, social and economic fabric of an African American quilting community in rural

NATIONAL GALLERY OF ART

202-885-1300,

JAMES McNEILL WHISTLER was an American artist, but created his most compelling work in London. The Sackler Gal-

lery of Art’s exhibit, “An American in London: Whistler and the Thames,” is dedicated to his depictions of the city’s main river.

anacostia.si.edu. Arlington Arts Center: Spring Solos, this collection of seven individual shows spotlights the work of Phillip Adams, Benjamin Andrew, Alex Arzt, Kyle J. Bauer, Elizabeth Kauffman, Salvatore Pirrone and Colleen McCubbin Stepanic, through June 29. 3550 Wilson Blvd., Arlington; 703-248-6800, findyourartist.org. Art Museum of the Americas: “Territories and Subjectivities: Contemporary Art from Argentina,” an exhibition

MUSIC - ORCHESTRAL The Fairfax Symphony Orchestra

Carl Orff’s Carmina Burana—a wildly exuberant and ecstatic musical setting of the poetry of wandering medieval monks, who believed that in both life and love, man is the pawn of capricious fate.

Saturday May 10, 2014 8:00 p.m

Mason’s Center for the Arts 4373 Mason Pond Dr., Fairfax VA www.fairfaxsymphony.org

$25-$60

Enrique V. Iglesias Auditorium 1330 New York Ave NW Metro Center (202) 623-1410

Free, photo ID required

$5 Student (6-18) tickets available at the door

WORLD MUSIC AND DANCE Brazilian jazz pianist

Heloísa Fernandes

Thursday, May 8, 2014 at 6:30 p.m.

Inspired by traditional and modern Brazilian composers, Fernandes surprises everyone.

Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30pm

A musical, political satire. We put the MOCK in Democracy! www.capsteps.com Info: 202.312.1555

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paintings by local artist Katie Miller and

from regions of the country, through

photographic still lifes by Dutch artist

July 7. 201 18th St. NW; 202-370-0147,

Agniet Snoep, through May 31. 1358-60

museum.oas.org.

Florida Ave. NE; 202-588-8750,

Arthur M. Sackler Gallery: “An American in London: a and the Thames,” this is the first major exhibition to examine paintings from James McNeill Whistler’s early period in London, through Aug. 17. “Chigusa and the Art of Tea,” exploring the tea culture of Japan, Korea and China, this exhibition features Chinese calligraphy, Chinese and Korean tea bowls, Japanese stoneware containers and more, through July 27. “Eyes of the World: Ara Guler’s Anatolia,” the photographer’s iconic snapshots of medieval Seljuk and Armenian buildings from 1965, through Aug. 3. “Perspectives: Rina Banerjee,” the contemporary artist draws inspiration from her native India, creating a sculptural river of glass bottles on the floor of the museum pavilion, through June 8. 1050 Independence Ave. SW; 202-633-1000, asia.si.edu. Artisphere: “Aviary Wonders, Inc.,” artist Kate Samworth presents her darkhumored catalog and instruction manual, inspired by her awareness of the environmental challenges surrounding various bird populations, through June 15. “FERMATA,” Artisphere’s first exhibition dedicated entirely to sound, through Aug. 3. “Industrial Paradise,” Jessica van Brakle’s art examines the complex relationship between man and nature through conflicting, contrasting and yet coexisting notions of harmony, permanence, strength and ecology, through June 7. 1101 Wilson Blvd., Arlington; 703-875-1100, artisphere.com. Athenaeum: “Words and Letters,” the works in this multimedia show represent regional artists’ fascination with and explorations of text as a component of visual art, through June 22. 201 Prince St., Alexandria; 703-548-0035, nvfaa.org. BlackRock Center for the Arts: “Aziza Claudia Gibson-Hunter: Invitation to a Metaphor,” an exhibit of mixedmedia works by artist Aziza Claudia Gibson-Hunter, through June 7. “Vivid,” vibrant oil and acrylic works by artists Susan Makara and Leslie Nolan are showcased, through June 6. 12901 Town Commons Dr., Germantown; 301-5282260, blackrockcenter.org. Connersmith: “Katie Miller: Enduring / Agniet Snoep: Alive and Present,” realist

connersmith.us.com. Corcoran Gallery of Art: “American Journeys — Visions of Place,” a new installation of the museum’s pre-1945 American paintings and sculpture collection organized around the theme of the changing notion of place in the history of American art, indefinitely. “Next 2014,” a presentation of work by the Corcoran College of Art and Design’s graduating students provides insight into their curricular experience and future careers as artists, through May 18. “Rineke Dijkstra: The Krazyhouse,” a four-channel video installation by Dijkstra presents a sequence of a group of five young people, singing along and dancing to songs they selected, through June 15. “Sol LeWitt: Wall Drawing #65,” LeWitt’s piece, on loan from the National Gallery of Art, is displayed, through March 15, 2015. 500 17th St. NW; 202-639-1700, corcoran.org. LAST CHANCE Flashpoint: “Touch Me: Emily Biondo + Bradford Barr,” the two artists collaborate on an interactive light environment, Thu.-Sat. noon to 6. noon-6 p.m. 916 G St. NW; 202-315-1305, culturaldc.org. Folger Shakespeare Library: “Shakespeare’s the Thing,” in honor of the Bard’s 450th birthday anniversary, members of the Folger staff selected pieces from the venue’s collection that demonstrate Shakespeare’s influence on visual art, performance and scholarship, through June 15. 201 East Capitol St. SE; 202-544-4600, folger.edu. Foundry Gallery: “Down and Derby,” paintings by Meg MacKenzie celebrating the majestic power and beauty of the horse are exhibited, through June 1. 1314 18th St. NW; 202-463-0203, foundrygallery.org. Freer Gallery of Art: “Chinese Ceramics for Tea in Japan,” a display of Chinese bowls, jars and ceramics acquired by Charles Lang Freer, through Sept. 14. “Japanese Screens: Landscapes and Waterscapes,” a collection of Japanese screens from the 15th to 19th century, through Aug. 24. “Off the Beaten Path: Early Works by James McNeill Whistler,” drawings, etchings and watercolors from the artist that were created while he was traversing the French Continued on page E24

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8 THU ★ Lionel Loueke The Benin-native guitarist and vocalist—a current Blue Note Records artist whose most recent release Heritage was produced by labelmate Robert Glasper—performs with bassist Massimo Biolcati and drummer Ferenc Nemeth.

9 FRI ★ DC Celebrates Blue Note Records

An all-star group of Washington, DCbased musicians led by saxophonist Elijah Jamal Balbed plays a variety of compositions recorded on the legendary record label.

10 SAT ★ Derrick Hodge Bassist and composer Hodge performs selections from his debut Blue Note Records recording, Live Today, with Federico Peña, keyboards, Michael Aaberg, keyboards, Keyon Harrold, trumpet, and Mark Colenburg, drums.

11 SUN ★ Brian Blade & The Fellowship Band

The highly respected drummer leads his five-piece band to conclude Blue Note at 75.

EUROPEAN MONTH OF CULTURE This month-long city-wide program of events highlights the musical and art cultures of the 28 Member States of the European Union.

12 MON ★ Dimitrije Vasiljevi

The NY-based award-winning pianist and composer, a Serbian native, plays an evening of jazz. Presented in cooperation with the Embassy of Serbia.

13 TUE ★ Lara Bello The Spanish singer-songwriter and dancer brings her mix of classical music and jazz, overtone singing, Buddhist chants, Flamenco dance and song, and Arab dance. Presented in cooperation with the Embassy of Spain.

IN THE OPERA HOUSE

14 WED ★ WNO Season Preview Concert

The WNO presents highlights from its 2014–2015 season, featuring members of the Domingo-Cafritz Young Artist Program, the WNO Orchestra, and special guest artists performing selections from La bohème, Cinderella, The Flying Dutchman, Florencia in the Amazon, and Dialogues of the Carmelites. ALL PERFORMERS AND PROGRAMS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE.

15 THU ★

Family Night: Synetic Theater

The company offers a preview of The Music Box, a collection of comedic vignettes set to music.

16 FRI ★ NSO Prelude NSO musicians Nurit Bar-Josef and Teri Lee (violins), Jessica McKee (piano), Eugene Mondie (clarinet), Abigail Evans (viola), and James Lee (cello) perform a program that includes Frolov’s Divertimento for two violins and piano and Mozart’s Clarinet Quintet.

17 SAT ★ School Without Walls High School

The DC school’s Stage Band and Senior Choir perform.

IN THE TERRACE THEATER

18 SUN ★ Comedy at the

Kennedy Center: Dan Soder

Comedian Dan Soder, who has been featured on Comedy Central, MTV, and Opie and Anthony, performs with opener Carson Gross. Note: This program contains mature themes and strong language.

19 MON ★ NSO Youth Fellows

Participants in the NSO training program play works by Piazzolla, Gaubert, Berlioz, and Schubert.

20 TUE ★ NSO Youth Fellows Participants in the NSO training program play works by Kummer, Wiren, and Mendelssohn.

21 WED ★ Woodrow Wilson High School

A showcase of the DC school’s Vocal Ensemble, Treble Choir, and Jazz Combo.

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SAT 10 ★ DERRICK HODGE

Live Internet broadcast, video archive, artist information, and more at

kennedy-center.org/millennium TAKE METRO to the Foggy Bottom/ GWU station and ride the free Kennedy Center shuttle departing every 15 minutes until midnight. FREE TOURS are given daily by the Friends of the Kennedy Center tour guides. Tour hours: Monday thru Friday, 10 a.m.–5 p.m., and Saturday and Sunday from 10 a.m.–1 p.m. For information, call (202) 416-8340.

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the world, indefinitely. “Sylvan Sounds: Freer, Dewing and Japan,” American tonalism — shadowy paintings in muted hues — became a gateway to Japanese art for patron Charles Lang Freer. His namesake museum shows the connection, exhibiting works by American artist Thomas Dewing alongside Japanese pieces that Freer collected in the late 1890s, through May 18. “The Nile and Ancient Egypt,” high quality artifacts from the collections of Freer Gallery are showcased to illuminate the role and importance of water animals for ancient

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countryside in the summer of 1858,

Egyptian religion and afterlife, indefinitely. Jefferson Drive and 12th Street SW; 202-633-1000, asia.si.edu. Goethe-Institut: “Search for a New Sound: The Blue Note Photographs of Francis Wolff,” curated by Michael Cuscuna and Tom Evered, the exhibit looks

202-289-1200, goethe.de/ins/us/was. Hemphill: “Cityscapes,” an exhibit featuring street scenes, panoramic vistas and canal portraits by Martin Kotler, through May 23. 1515 14th St. NW; 202234-5601, hemphillfinearts.com. Hillyer Art Space: “Eszter Bornemisza,” the artist uses thread and embroidery throughout her pieces of art, through May 24. “Pam Rogers,” the artist displays her work, through May 24. 9 Hillyer Ct. NW; 202-338-0680, hillyerartspace.org. Hirshhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden: “Barbara Kruger: Belief + Doubt,” the entire museum space — walls, floor, escalator sides — is wrapped in text on vinyl by the artist, immersing visitors in halls of voices that address conflicting perceptions of democracy, power and belief, indefinitely. “Black Box: Santiago Sierra and Jorge Galindo,” an exhibit featuring works by the Spanish artists, through May 18. “Damage Control: Art and Destruction Since 1950,” international art that has risen since the end of World War II, through May 26. “Directions: Jeremy Deller: English Magic,” footage by Deller from the film “English Magic”

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THE GOETHE-INSTITUTE celebrates the 75th anniversary of jazz label

Blue Note Records with an exhibit of behind-the-scenes images. Above, saxophonist Hank Mobley, left, consults with Blue Note Records co-founder Alfred Lion .

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mines and responds to natural hazards,

by George M. and Linda H. Kaufman, is

opening Sat., through Aug. 2, 2015. 401 F

on display, indefinitely. “Modern Ger-

St. NW; 202-272-2448, nbm.org.

man Prints and Drawings From the Kai-

MARTIN KOTLER

National Gallery of Art, West Building: “Andrew Wyeth: Looking Out, Looking In,” work by the artist including watercolors, drawings and tempera paintings are featured, through Nov. 30. “Civic Pride: Dutch Group Portraits From Amsterdam,” rare depictions by Govert Flinck and Bartholomeus van der Helst of meetings inside the Kloveniersdoelen, the gathering place of one of Amsterdam’s three militia companies, “Garry Winogrand,” an exhibit of 160 photographs from Winogrand’s 25 years of work, through June 8. “Masterpieces of American Furniture From the Kaufman Collection, 1700-1830,” one of the largest collections of Early American furniture in private hands, acquired over the course of five decades

THE CITYSCAPES OF MARTIN KOTLER should look very familiar. Kotler has spent more than 30 years putting Washington on canvas, such as in “Quiet Morning,” above. His work is on view now at the Hemphill Gallery of Fine Art.

provides a portrait of Britain and

ing the impacts of climate change. “Life

explores how “consumerism, technol-

Lab,” contains information about the

ogy and the new monotony of work”

science of healthy living, how the brain

have altered experiences with nature,

works, and how to plan healthy meals,

culture and history, through Aug. 31.

indefinitely. 525 E St. NW; 202-334-1201,

“Gravity’s Edge,” an installation fea-

koshland-science-museum.org. Mexican Cultural Institute: “Man at the Crossroads: Diego Rivera’s Mural at Rockefeller Center,” an examination of the history, creation and ultimate destruction of a controversial New York mural by the great Mexican artist, through May 17. 2829 16th St. NW; 202728-1628, instituteofmexicodc.org. Morton Fine Art: “African Origins,” contemporary African artists Victor Ekpuk, Osi Audu, Rosemary Feit Covey and others display their work, through May 20. 1781 Florida Ave. NW; 202-6282787, mortonfineart.com. Mount Vernon: “Gardens and Groves,” more than 40 objects including rarelyseen items from Mount Vernon’s collection, books and letters, 3200 Mount Vernon Memorial Hwy., Alexandria; 703780-2000, mountvernon.org.

turing sculptures, paintings and other pieces on paper created between 1959 and 1978 explores the force of gravity in artistic production, through June 15. Seventh Street and Independence Avenue SW; 202-633-1000, hirshhorn.si.edu. Jerusalem Fund: “Adnan Charara’s New Directions,” recent paintings, drawings, sculptures and jewelry by the multimedia artist, through June 6, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.2425 Virginia Ave. NW; 202-3381958, thejerusalemfund.org. Koshland Science Museum: “Idea Lab,” a new space at the museum created to explore new ideas and resources includes video, websites and maps, puzzles and other multimedia, indefinitely. Ongoing exhibits, “Earth Lab,” provides the latest data models and decision tools to create strategies for mitigat-

National Air and Space Museum: Ongoing exhibits:, explore the evolution of flight through displays, handson exhibitions and historic aircraft and spacecraft, from the Wright Brothers’ plane to Charles Lindbergh’s Spirit of St. Louis to the Apollo 11 command module Columbia. The museum also has a planetarium and Imax theater, which for a fee shows educational films on flight and outer space, indefinitely. Sixth Street and Independence Avenue SW; 202-633-1000, nasm.si.edu. National Building Museum: “House and Home,” an ongoing exhibition that explores what it means to live at home, “The Landscape Architecture Legacy of Dan Kiley,” a photographic exhibition exploring the current condition of Kiley’s more than 1,000 projects, through May 18. Ongoing exhibits:, learn about the history of buildings and their environmental impact, indefinitely. “Designing for Disaster,” an exhibition featuring objects, graphics and multimedia examines how society deter-

nen Collection,” the museum celebrates Ruth Kainen’s love for German expressionism with a display of 123 donated works, including drawings, lithographs, etchings and more, through June 29. “The Monuments Men and the National Gallery of Art: Behind the History,” a display of photographs from the World War II era, documents and memorabilia, through Sept. 1. “Degas/Cassatt,” an exhibition featuring about 70 pieces in a variety of media reveals the artistic connection between Edgar Degas and Mary Cassatt, opening Sun., through Oct. 5. Sixth Street and Constitution Avenue NW; 202-737-4215, nga.gov. National Museum of African Art: “Africa Re-Viewed: The Photographic Continued on page E26

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Weekend Pass | goingoutguide.com masks, body ornaments, textiles and

trane’s “A Love Supreme” manuscript

from food production to who does the

Obama’s second inaugural gown loan,

Legacy of Eliot Elisofon,” in celebra-

more, through Aug. 17. 950 Indepen-

and the Miss Piggy puppet on display in

cooking to where meals are consumed

first lady Michelle Obama’s second inau-

tion of the 40th anniversary of the

dence Ave. SW; 202-633-4600,

the exhibit through June 17, indefinitely.

to what we know about what’s good for

gural gown temporarily replaces her

Eliot Elisofon Photographic Archives,

africa.si.edu.

“Changing America: The Emancipa-

us, this exhibit explores how new tech-

first in the First Ladies Room, through

tion Proclamation, 1863, and the March

nologies and social and cultural shifts

Jan. 19. 14th Street and Constitution

on Washington, 1963,” a collection of

have influenced major changes in food,

Avenue NW; 202-633-1000,

photos and artifacts commemorat-

wine and eating in America, indefinitely.

ing two major events in American his-

“The Early Sixties: American Culture,”

tory, through Sept. 7. “Food: Transform-

a display celebrating American culture

ing the American Table, 1950 to 2000,”

in the the 1960s, indefinitely. Michelle

Continued from page E25

an exhibition focused on the photographer’s work capturing images of African culture, through Aug. 24. “Visions from the Forests: The Art of Liberia and Sierra Leone,” a collection of artwork from Liberia and Sierra Leone includes

National Museum of American History: “American Stories,” a crosssection of the museum’s collection of artifacts shows how stories and history have shaped our national identity. For a limited time, visitors can view John Col-

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 3D (PG-13) CC;RealD 3D: 2:00-2:30-5:15-5:458:30-9:00 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) CC;Digital Presentation: 12:00-1:30-3:15-3:454:45-6:30-7:00-8:00-9:45 Captain America: The Winter Soldier (PG-13) CC;Digital Presentation: 4:10-10:30 Rio 2 (G) CC;Digital Presentation: 4:10-9:20 Divergent (PG-13) CC;Digital Presentation: 12:40-3:50-7:10-10:20 Bears (G) CC;Digital Presentation: 3:30 Captain America: The Winter Soldier 3D (PG-13) CC;RealD 3D: 1:05-7:20 Transcendence (PG-13) CC;Digital Presentation: 12:50 Rio 2 in 3D (G) CC;RealD 3D: 1:30-6:45 The Quiet Ones (PG-13) CC;Digital Presentation: 1:00-5:40-10:50 The Other Woman (PG-13) CC;Digital Presentation: 12:00-12:35-2:40-3:15-5:15-6:008:00-8:45-10:25 Neighbors (R) CC;Digital Presentation: 8:00-10:15 The Grand Budapest Hotel (R) AMC INDEPENDENT;CC;Digital Presentation: 1:003:30-6:00-8:30 Brick Mansions (PG-13) CC;Digital Presentation: 12:25-2:50-5:10-7:25-9:40 The Amazing Spider-Man 2: An IMAX 3D Experience (PG-13) IMAX;RealD 3D: 1:00-4:15-7:30-10:45

Blue Ruin (R) 3:00-5:00-7:30-9:30 The Grand Budapest Hotel (R) 12:40-5:05-7:20-9:35 48 Hour Film Project (NR) 7:00-9:30

3111 K Street N.W.

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AMC Loews Uptown 1

3426 Connecticut Avenue N.W. www.AMCTheatres.com The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 3D (PG-13) CC;RealD 3D: 3:45-7:00 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) CC;Digital Presentation: 12:30 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 3D (PG-13) RealD 3D: 10:20

AMC Mazza Gallerie 5300 Wisconsin Ave. NW

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: (!) 1:00-3:10-4:10-7:30 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 12:00-6:20 Captain America: The Winter Soldier (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 12:15-6:30 Noah (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 3:15-9:15 Captain America: The Winter Soldier 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: 3:20 Transcendence (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 12:25-6:25 Rio 2 in 3D (G) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: 2:55 The Other Woman (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 12:05-2:40-5:20-8:00 Neighbors (R) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 8:00-9:30 The Grand Budapest Hotel (R) AMC INDEPENDENT;CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 12:20-2:50-5:20 Rio 2 (G) Digital Presentation: 12:10-5:30

Avalon

5612 Connecticut Avenue

www.theavalon.org

Just a Sigh (Le Temps de l'aventure) (NR) One Week Only!: 1:00-3:20-5:40 NOW: In the Wings on a World Stage (NR) Starring Kevin Spacey: 12:45-3:00-5:20-7:45

Landmark E Street Cinema 555 11th Street NW

www.landmarktheatres.com

For No Good Reason (R) 1:15-3:30-5:45-8:00-10:00 Only Lovers Left Alive (R) 1:30-4:20 Jodorowsky's Dune (PG-13) 2:15-4:45-7:15-9:45 Under the Skin (R) 2:20-4:50-7:20-9:50 Fading Gigolo (R) 1:00-3:15-5:30-7:45-10:00 Finding Vivian Maier (NR) 1:00-3:10-5:20-7:30-9:40 The Grand Budapest Hotel (R) 1:00-2:00-3:15-4:30-5:45-7:00-8:15-9:30

Regal Gallery Place Stadium 14 707 Seventh Street NW

www.regalcinemas.com

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: (!) 11:20-12:30-1:20-2:304:40-5:50-7:00-8:00-9:10 Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return (PG) CC/DVS: 7:00 Captain America: The Winter Soldier (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:50-4:15-7:30-10:35 Rio 2 (G) CC/DVS: 12:50-3:40-10:10 Noah (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:35-7:05 Divergent (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:45-7:15 Transcendence (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:30-4:20-10:35 The Quiet Ones (PG-13) CC/DVS: 4:35-10:05 Heaven Is for Real (PG) CC/DVS: 12:00-2:35-5:05-7:50-10:15 The Other Woman (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:45-1:10-3:20-4:00-5:55-7:10-8:40-10:00 A Haunted House 2 (R) CC/DVS: 4:55-10:25 Brick Mansions (PG-13) CC: 12:30-2:55-5:30-7:50-10:10 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) (!) 11:00-11:40-2:20-3:00-3:50-5:40-6:30-9:00-9:5010:30 Neighbors (R) (!) 8:00

West End Cinema 2301 M Street NW

http://westendcinema.com/

The Lunchbox (Dabba) (PG) English Subtitles;Washington Post Critic's Pick!: 2:00 Friended to Death (R) Written & Directed by DC-area native Sarah Smick!: 3:20 Blue Ruin (R) WINNER- Cannes Film Fest critic's prize!: 3:00

americanhistory.si.edu. National Museum of Natural History: “Beyond Bollywood: Indian Americans Shape the Nation,” through

8633 Colesville Road

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AMC Loews Center Park 8 4001 Powder Mill Rd.

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 3D (PG-13) CC;RealD 3D: (!) 1:45-3:45-5:00-8:15 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) CC;Digital Presentation: (!) 12:30 Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return (PG) Digital Presentation: (!) 8:00 Captain America: The Winter Soldier (PG-13) CC;Digital Presentation: 4:15 Rio 2 (G) CC;Digital Presentation: 1:15 Captain America: The Winter Soldier 3D (PG-13) CC;RealD 3D: 1:30-7:30 Rio 2 in 3D (G) CC;RealD 3D: 4:30 Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return 3D (PG) RealD 3D: (!) 7:00 The Quiet Ones (PG-13) CC;Digital Presentation: (!) 12:40-3:05-5:30 A Haunted House 2 (R) CC;Digital Presentation: 2:00-4:25-6:45 The Other Woman (PG-13) CC;Digital Presentation: (!) 2:30-5:10-7:45 Neighbors (R) CC;Digital Presentation: (!) 8:00 Brick Mansions (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 1:35-4:00-6:15-8:30

AMC Magic Johnson Capital Center 12 800 Shoppers Way

www.AMCTheatres.com

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: (!) 10:00-11:00-1:45-2:154:20-4:50-5:30-7:45-8:45 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 10:30-1:15-2:45-6:009:15 Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return (PG) Digital Presentation: (!) 8:15 Captain America: The Winter Soldier (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 4:10-10:15 Rio 2 (G) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 3:15 Captain America: The Winter Soldier 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: 10:10-1:10-7:10 From the Rough (PG) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation: (!) 10:15-12:15 Rio 2 in 3D (G) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: 12:45-5:45 Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return 3D (PG) RealD 3D: (!) 7:00 The Quiet Ones (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 11:45-2:30-5:15-7:50-10:20 Heaven Is for Real (PG) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 11:00-1:30-4:00-9:30 A Haunted House 2 (R) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 11:30-2:00-4:50-7:25-9:45 The Other Woman (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 10:50-1:40-4:25-7:00-10:35 Neighbors (R) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 8:00-9:15-10:30 Brick Mansions (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 10:45-1:15-3:30-5:45-8:00-10:25 The Amazing Spider-Man 2: An IMAX 3D Experience (PG-13) IMAX;RealD 3D: (!) 12:453:50-7:15-10:30

Regal Majestic 20 & IMAX 900 Ellsworth Drive

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 11:30-1:50-3:10-5:20-6:45-8:50-10:00 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) CC/DVS: (!) 11:00-12:00-1:10-2:20-3:30-4:50-5:407:00-8:10-9:10-10:30 Captain America: The Winter Soldier (PG-13) CC/DVS: 11:25-12:30-3:40-6:50-7:5010:05-10:55 Rio 2 (G) CC/DVS: 12:35-2:35-3:25-5:15-6:10-8:45 Noah (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:30-3:50-7:15-10:30 Divergent (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:10-4:25-7:35-10:45 Bears (G) CC/DVS: 2:55 Transcendence (PG-13) CC/DVS: 11:45-3:00-6:50-9:45 The Quiet Ones (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:05-5:35-8:20-10:50 Heaven Is for Real (PG) CC/DVS: 1:00-4:00-6:35-9:00 A Haunted House 2 (R) CC/DVS: 12:25-3:15-5:45-8:15-10:35 The Railway Man (R) CC/DVS: 12:50-3:50-6:55-9:40 The Other Woman (PG-13) CC/DVS: 11:10-1:40-2:25-4:25-5:20-7:10-9:50 Oculus (R) CC: 12:15-3:45-6:30-9:50 Brick Mansions (PG-13) CC: 12:20-2:45-5:10-7:30-10:20 The Amazing Spider-Man 2: An IMAX 3D Experience (PG-13) CC/DVS Se;IMAX: (!) 12:40-4:20-7:40-11:00 Neighbors (R) CC/DVS: (!) 8:00-10:40

Xscape 14 Theatres 7710 Matapeake Business Drive

www.xscapetheatres.com

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (PG-13) Stadium Seating: 10:05-1:20-4:20-7:20-10:15 Rio 2 (G) Stadium Seating: 9:50-10:35-12:30-1:00-3:35-6:00-8:25 Noah (PG-13) Pyle;Stadium Seating: 12:40-9:15 From the Rough (PG) Knobknockerry;Stadium Seating: 10:15-1:10-4:10-6:50-9:20 The Quiet Ones (PG-13) Stadium Seating: 9:55-12:20-3:05-5:35 Heaven Is for Real (PG) Stadium Seating: 9:40-12:00-2:25-4:45-7:10-9:30 A Haunted House 2 (R) Stadium Seating: 1:15-3:45-5:50-8:10-10:30 The Other Woman (PG-13) Stadium Seating: 10:40-11:40-2:20-4:55-7:30-10:10 Neighbors (R) ADVANCE SHOWING;Stadium Seating: (!) 8:00-10:30 Oculus (R) Stadium Seating: 11:50-6:30-10:50 Brick Mansions (PG-13) Stadium Seating: 9:55-12:10-3:00-5:25-7:50-10:25 God's Not Dead (PG) Stadium Seating: 10:00-4:00-6:40 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 3D (PG-13) 3D XTREME XSCAPE;Stadium Seating: 12:503:55-7:00-10:45 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) Stadium Seating: 3:15-6:20-8:20-9:40 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 3D (PG-13) 3D;Stadium Seating: 11:05-2:10-2:40-5:15-9:00 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) Stadium Seating;XTREME XSCAPE: 9:45-10:25-1:304:35-7:40-10:05

VIRGINIA

Landmark Bethesda Row Cinema

AMC Courthouse Plaza 8

Dancing in Jaffa (NR) 1:35-4:05-6:55-9:30 The Railway Man (R) 2:00-4:30-7:20-9:40 The Lunchbox (Dabba) (PG) 2:20-4:50-7:40-10:05 Le Week-end (R) 4:00-6:50 Under the Skin (R) 1:30-9:25 Fading Gigolo (R) 1:40-2:30-4:10-5:00-7:00-7:50-9:20-10:00 The Grand Budapest Hotel (R) 1:50-2:10-4:20-4:40-7:10-7:30-9:35-9:50

Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return (PG) Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: (!) 7:00-10:30 Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return 3D (PG) RealD 3D;Reserved Seating: (!) 9:20 The Other Woman (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: 11:00-12:00-1:402:40-4:20-5:20-7:05-8:00-9:45-10:25 Brick Mansions (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: 11:45-2:05-4:30 Captain America: The Winter Soldier (PG-13) Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: 12:20-3:30-7:00-10:05 Noah (PG-13) Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: 1:00-4:05-7:20 Captain America: The Winter Soldier 3D (PG-13) RealD 3D;Reserved Seating: 11:20-2:305:40-8:45 The Grand Budapest Hotel (R) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: 11:45-2:15-4:45-7:30-10:00 Draft Day (PG-13) Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating: 12:45-3:30-6:10-9:00

7235 Woodmont Avenue

www.landmarktheatres.com

Regal Bethesda 10 7272 Wisconsin Avenue

www.regalcinemas.com

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: (!) 12:30-4:00-7:05 Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return (PG) CC/DVS: 7:00 Captain America: The Winter Soldier (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:15-3:45-7:15 Divergent (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:00-4:30-7:50 Rio 2 (G) CC/DVS: 1:50-4:20 Heaven Is for Real (PG) CC/DVS: 1:20-4:05-6:50 Bears (G) CC/DVS: 1:40 The Other Woman (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:15-4:15-7:20 The Quiet Ones (PG-13) CC/DVS: 4:10 Brick Mansions (PG-13) CC: 1:30-4:50-7:30 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) (!) 12:00-2:20-3:30-6:40-7:40 Neighbors (R) (!) 8:00

Regal Hyattsville Royale Stadium 14 6505 America Blvd.

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: (!) 1:20-2:20-3:40-4:30-6:006:55-8:00-10:10 Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return (PG) CC/DVS: 7:00-9:25 Captain America: The Winter Soldier (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:45-3:55-7:00-10:00 Rio 2 (G) CC/DVS: 1:35-4:40 Bears (G) CC/DVS: 2:00-4:25 Transcendence (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:40 The Quiet Ones (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:10-3:35-6:40-9:10 Heaven Is for Real (PG) CC/DVS: 1:00-3:30-6:50-9:15 A Haunted House 2 (R) CC/DVS: 1:25-4:10-6:30-9:45 The Other Woman (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:05-3:50-7:45-10:25 Brick Mansions (PG-13) CC: 2:05-4:55-7:20-9:35 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) (!) 12:50-1:50-4:05-5:10-7:30-9:00-9:30 Moms' Night Out (PG) CC/DVS: 7:10-9:50 Neighbors (R) (!) 8:00-10:30

2150 Clarendon Blvd.

www.AMCTheatres.com

AMC Hoffman Center 22 206 Swamp Fox Rd.

www.AMCTheatres.com

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: (!) 10:20-11:20-12:001:30-2:30-3:10-4:40-5:40-6:20-7:50-8:50-9:30-11:00 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 10:50-12:30-2:003:40-5:10-6:50-8:20-10:00-11:30 Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return (PG) Digital Presentation: (!) 7:00-10:00 Captain America: The Winter Soldier (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 10:555:20-7:15-10:30 Rio 2 (G) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 10:00-11:30-2:55 Noah (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 12:00-3:05-6:20-9:35 Divergent (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 11:20-2:35-6:00-9:10 Bears (G) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 10:15-12:30-2:45-5:00 Captain America: The Winter Soldier 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: 2:10-8:40 From the Rough (PG) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation: (!) 12:05-5:05-10:10 Transcendence (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 10:10-1:10-4:05 Rio 2 in 3D (G) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: 5:35 Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return 3D (PG) RealD 3D: (!) 7:00-9:30-12:01 The Quiet Ones (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 4:30 Heaven Is for Real (PG) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 12:00-2:25-4:55-7:45-10:15 A Haunted House 2 (R) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 10:05-12:20-2:40-5:05-7:25-9:45 The Railway Man (R) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation: (!) 10:35-1:15-4:006:40-9:20 The Other Woman (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 10:50-12:45-1:30-3:154:10-6:00-8:40-11:20 Neighbors (R) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 8:00-10:30-12:01

Oculus (R) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 11:25-2:00-4:35-7:20-10:00 Decoding Annie Parker (R) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation: (!) 9:50-12:252:55-5:25-7:55-10:25 The Grand Budapest Hotel (R) AMC INDEPENDENT;CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 2:30-7:40 Draft Day (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: 10:45-1:40 Brick Mansions (PG-13) CC/DVS;Digital Presentation: (!) 10:20-12:40-3:00-5:15-7:359:55 The Amazing Spider-Man 2: An IMAX 3D Experience (PG-13) IMAX;RealD 3D: (!) 9:50-1:00-4:10-7:20-10:30 Moms' Night Out (PG) Digital Presentation: (!) 7:00-9:30-12:01

Angelika Film Center Mosaic 2911 District Ave

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 3D (PG-13) 12:15-1:00-7:10-10:10 Captain America: The Winter Soldier (PG-13) Closed Caption: 10:10-1:05-4:05-7:30-10:40 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) 10:00-4:00-6:00 App (NR) 7:00 The Railway Man (R) Closed Caption: 11:15-1:50-4:25-9:45 The Other Woman (PG-13) Closed Caption: 11:30-2:00-4:30-7:05-9:35 Only Lovers Left Alive (R) Closed Caption: 3:15-9:00 Blue Ruin (R) 10:20-12:30-2:40-4:50-7:00-9:30 The Grand Budapest Hotel (R) Closed Caption: 11:05-1:15-3:30-5:45-8:20-10:35 Fading Gigolo (R) 10:00-11:00-1:15-3:30-5:45-8:00-10:15

Arlington Cinema 'N' Drafthouse 2903 Columbia Pike

www.arlingtondrafthouse.com

Lone Survivor (R) 9:50 Bad Words (R) 7:30

Regal Ballston Common 12 671 N. Glebe Road

www.regalcinemas.com

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 3D (PG-13) CC/DVS;RealD 3D: (!) 1:20-3:00-4:30-6:107:40-9:20 Rio 2 (G) CC/DVS: 2:20-5:15-7:45-10:05 Divergent (PG-13) CC/DVS: 12:45-4:05-7:30-10:25 Bears (G) CC/DVS: 1:40-3:55-6:20-9:00 Transcendence (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:10-4:00-6:50-9:40 Muppets Most Wanted (PG) CC/DVS: 12:50-3:40 The Quiet Ones (PG-13) CC/DVS: 1:30-3:40-6:30-9:30 Heaven Is for Real (PG) CC/DVS: 2:30-5:20-7:50-10:15 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PG-13) (!) 12:40-1:00-3:50-4:10-7:00-7:20-10:10-10:30 Neighbors (R) (!) 8:00-10:30 2 States (NR) 1:25-4:20-7:10-10:20

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the challenges these people and com-

Bartow, Phillip John Charette and Joe

ers such as Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers,

phy,” a collection of daguerreotypes

son narratives, this exhibit explores

munities face, through Aug. 13. “Whales:

Feddersen, through May 26. Fourth

Michael Jackson and Beyonce, through

from the 19th-century American pho-

the influence and experience of Indian

From Bone to Book,” traces the journey

Street and Independence Avenue SW;

July 13. “Face Value: Portraiture in the

tographers and brothers, through June

Americans in America, through Aug.

of fossil bones from sea cliff to museum

202-633-1000, nmai.si.edu.

Age of Abstraction,” this group exhibi-

1. “Mr. Lincoln’s Washington: A Civil War

16, 2015. “Dom Pedro,” the 14-inch obe-

drawer and illustration in a science

LAST CHANCE National Museum of

tion spotlights the work of such paint-

Portfolio,” the exhibit features large-

lisk is a 10,363-carat aquamarine, indef-

book, through May 31. 10th Street and

ers as Chuck Close, whose mid-20th-

format reproductions of photographs,

initely. “Living on an Ocean Planet,” a

Constitution Avenue NW; 202-633-1000,

century portraits bucked the trend of

drawings and maps that document the

new permanent exhibit that explores

mnh.si.edu.

a: “Equal Exposure: Anita Steckel’s Fight Against Censorship,” artwork, papers and photographs detail the life of Steckel, who created the Fight Censorship Group. (Hours for this exhibition are Monday through Friday 10 to noon and 1 to 5), through Fri. “Meret Oppenheim: Tender Friendships,” featuring more than 20 pieces and archival papers, this exhibition includes work by Oppenheim that explores the idea of friendship as a source of inspiration and support, through Sept. 14. Ongoing exhibits:, works by female artists, indefinitely. 1250 New York Ave. NW; 202-7835000, nmwa.org. National Portrait Gallery: “Dancing the Dream,” an exhibit featuring choreographers, impresarios and perform-

abstraction, through Jan. 11. “Mathew

Civil War and its impact on Washing-

Brady’s Photographs of Union Gener-

ton, through Jan. 25. “One Life: Martin

als,” studio portraits by one of the most

Luther King Jr.,” a one-room exhibition

famous photographers of the Civil War,

highlighting the civil rights icon in honor

through May 31, 2015. “Meade Broth-

of the 50th anniversary of the March on

the ocean space and its relationship to human life, indefinitely. “Portraits of Planet Ocean: The Photography of Brian Skerry,” an underwater journey through marine environments by the award-winning photojournalist, “The Rex Room,” in a conservation laboratory, visitors can observe, through one of two doorways, as scientists prepare the new Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton that will go on display in 2019, through Oct. 20. “Unintended Journeys,” images and video by Magnum Photos examine the plight of those displaced by natural disasters and global climate change within the past decade. This exhibition explores

National Museum of the American Indian: “As We Grow: Traditions, Toys and Games,” a new permanent exhibition at the museum displays more than 100 objects that show how Native American children play. The toys, games and clothing in these cases come from all over North, Central and South America and represent more than 30 tribes, indefinitely. “Ceramica de los Ancestros: Central America’s Past Revealed,” Central American ceramics from 1000 B.C. to the present, through Feb. 1. “Making Marks: Prints From Crow’s Shadow Press,” features 18 works by seven Native American artists including Rick

ers: Pioneers in American Photogra-

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Smithsonian American Art Museum

Mother’s Day

Family Festival

Street Fashion Forward

THE ESTATE OF GARRY WINOGRAND

Saturday, May 10, 11:30 am – 3 pm • FREE!

GARRY WINOGRAND had a knack for capturing candid moments, a talent he put to good use as a street photographer.

The National Gallery of Art has an exhibit of his work, including “New York,” above.

Smithsonian American Art Museum 8th and G Streets, NW • Gallery Place/Chinatown Metro 11:30 a.m. to 7 p.m. daily AmericanArt.si.edu • (202) 633-1000 Photo by Bruce Guthrie

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Studio Time with Caitlin Teal Price Studio Time is a hands-on workshop with an artist whose work has been displayed at the National Portrait Gallery. Join photographer and 2013 Outwin Boochever Portrait Competition finalist Caitlin Teal Price in a workshop on photographing with natural light. View some of Price’s work at caitlintealprice.com. Saturday, May 10, 10:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m.; $50. E-mail studiotime@si.edu for payment and registration details.

ers, through Aug. 17. “Pop Art Prints,” 39

Washington. Features photos and mem-

rarely displayed prints from the Amer-

orabilia, through June 1. “The Network,”

ican Art Museum’s permanent collec-

artist Lincoln Schatz recombines inter-

tion include work from the 1960s by

views with famous politicians, scholars

Roy Lichtenstein, Robert Rauschen-

and other notables into a single-screen

berg, Andy Warhol and others, through

video, indefinitely. Eighth and F streets

Aug. 31. “Ralph Fasanella: Lest We For-

NW; 202-633-1000, npg.si.edu.

get,” as an advocate for laborers’ rights,

Newseum: “Anchorman: The Exhibit,” an exhibition dedicated to the fictional exploits of anchorman Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 Evening News team features costumes, props and footage from the film, through Aug. 31. “Civil Rights at 50,” a three-year changing exhibit follows the civil rights movement from 1963 to 1965 with images and the front pages of newspapers and magazines from the time, “G-Men and Journalists,” an exhibit exploring the FBI’s effort to combat crime features photographs, newspapers and interactive displays, through Jan. 4. “Pictures of the Year,” images of people, events and issues that shaped the world in 2013 will be on display. The best news images from Pictures of the Year International will be featured, through Sept. 1. 555 Pennsylvania Ave. NW; 888-639-7386, newseum.org. Phillips Collection: “Laib Wax Room,” German artist Wolfgang Laib originally created this fragrant, illuminated beeswax chamber for the Phillips family home. It will be the museum’s first permanent installation since the Rothko Room in 1960, indefinitely. “Made in the USA: American Masters From the Phillips Collection, 1850-1970,” after a fouryear world tour, the museum’s collection of American masterworks returns. The exhibit, which features more than 200 pieces and more than 120 artists, examines American art from the late 19th century to the mid-20th century, through Aug. 31. “The Journals of Duncan Phillips,” a display of selections from the museum founder’s journals, which span 30 years, through Feb. 27. Young Artists Exhibition, a showcase of student artwork from students in the Inspired Teaching School, through May 16. 1600 21st St. NW; 202-387-2151, phillipscollection.org. Smithsonian American Art Museum: “Modern American Realism: The Sara Roby Foundation Collection,” 71 pieces from the Sara Roby Foundation explore realism. Featured artists include Will Barnet, Isabel Bishop, Wolf Kahn, Yasuo Kuniyoshi and oth-

Fasanella celebrated average, working class people and explored the issues of postwar America in his work. This exhibition celebrates the 100th anniversary of the artist’s birth and features selections from his career, through Aug. 3. Eighth and F streets NW; 202-633-1000, americanart.si.edu. Susan Calloway Fine Arts: “Relativity,” Daniel Calder and Colin Taylor exhibit their strong, abstract works, through May 31. 1643 Wisconsin Ave. NW; 202-965-4601, callowayart.com. The Old Print Gallery: “Kaleidoscope,” features new original prints by local artist Philip Bennet, through June 14. 1220 31st St. NW; 202-965-1818, oldprintgallery.com. Torpedo Factory Art Center/The Art League Gallery: “May All-Media Exhibit,” a juried exhibit of artwork by Art League members, through June 2. “Playground,” in a series of acrylic paintings on wood panels, architectural elements and horizontal lines ground Hengerer’s free-formed, playful layers of paint and shapes, through June 2. “The Feminist Movement in Art,” this exhibit pays tribute to the 1970s feminist movement, which helped bring the accomplishments of female artists to the forefront, through June 2. The Art League Gallery, Studio 21, 105 N. Union St., Alexandria; 703-683-1780, theartleague.org. Touchstone: “Breathing Earth,” photography by Arab filmmaker and photographer Natalie Kreidieh captured during her travels to Guatemala, Ecuador, Saudi Arabia and Sri Lanka, through June 1. “Bringing Congo to the Heart of America,” an exhibit of Congolese art presented by the Embassy of the Republic of Congo to the United States of America, through June 1. “Windows on the World,” touchstone members make art inspired by what’s outside their windows, through June 1. 901 New York Ave. NW; 202-347-2787, touchstonegallery.com. U.S. Botanic Garden: “American Botanicals: Mid-Atlantic Native Plants,” illustrations of the region’s flora, through June 15. 100 Maryland Ave. SW;

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Cinderella: the Remix: Psalmayene 24 puts a hip-hop spin on the Cinderella story. In this version, Cinderella hopes to become a DJ, through May 25, $10$25. Imagination Stage, 4908 Auburn Ave., Bethesda; 301-280-1660, imaginationstage.org. SATURDAY ONLY CityDance Gala: The annual DREAM Celebration, co-produced by Rasta Thomas, features performances from the nation’s best dance companies and guest appearances by CityDance Conservatory & DREAM Community Program students, opens Sat. Lincoln Theatre, 1215 U St. NW; 202328-6000, thelincolndc.com.

THE BLUE MAN GROUP specializes in onstage antics, including wacky

instruments, paint splattering, bucket drumming and deadpan humor. And no, it doesn’t always make sense. Try to figure it out at the National Theatre.

202-225-8333, usbg.gov. Woodrow Wilson House: “Images of the Great War,” paintings, drawings and watercolors from the Anne S.K. Brown Military Collection at the Brown University Library depict the first two years of World War I, through Aug. 10. 2340 S St. NW; 202-387-4062, woodrowwilsonhouse.org.

of a man dating three airline employees at once, through May 24, $17-$20. Lit-

Elling: Two mismatched roommates find a connection in poetry. Presented by the Washington Stage Guild, through May 18, $40-$50, $30-$40 seniors, $20-$25 students. Mount Vernon Place United Methodist Church, Undercroft Theatre, 900 Massachusetts Ave. NW; 202347-9620. Habeas Corpus: Alan Bennett’s satire features mistaken identity and sexual escapades, opens Fri. through May 31. Greenbelt Arts Center, 123 Centerway, Greenbelt; 301-441-8770, greenbeltartscenter.org . Henry IV, Part 1: Stacy Keach had a memorable turn as small-town busi-

nessman and occasional thief Ed Pegram in the Best Picture-nominated “Nebraska.” When he isn’t stealing air compressors and threatening legal action against Bruce Dern’s character on film, there’s a good chance he’s acting on stage. He returns to Shakespeare Theatre, where he was last seen starring in 2009’s “King Lear,” to play Falstaff in the Bard’s history play. Part I opens Tuesday; Part II will be performed in repertory, beginning April 1, through June 7, $20-$110. Sidney Harman Hall, 610 F St. NW; 202-547-1122, shakespearetheatre.org. Continued on page E30

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tle Theatre of Alexandria, 600 Wolfe St., Alexandria; 703-683-0496, thelittletheatre.com. LAST CHANCE Brother Hal: Lumina Studio Theatre sets Shakespeare’s “Henry V” in 1930s Michigan, through Sun., $15, $8 seniors and students. Round House Theatre, 8641 Colesville Rd., Silver

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Bloody Poetry: Taffety Punk’s show explores the relationships of “Frankenstein” author Mary Shelley, her husband, her half-sister and her half-sister’s lover, through May 31, $10-$15. Capitol Hill Arts Workshop, 545 Seventh St. SE; 202547-6839, chaw.org. LAST CHANCE Blue Man Group: The wordless, blue-skinned performers use music and tricks to create their show, through Sun., $48-$98. National Theatre, 1321 Pennsylvania Ave. NW; 202628-6161, thenationaldc.com. Boeing, Boeing: An unexpected visitor threatens to disrupt the activities

a movie with the famous white actress whose house she cleans, through Sun., $32-$60. Everyman Theatre, 315 W. Fayette St., Baltimore; 410-752-2208, everymantheatre.org.

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3 Billy Goats Gruff: opens Fri., $6. Publick Playhouse, 5445 Landover Rd., Cheverly; 301-277-1710, arts.pgparks.com. Charm: Taffety Punk’s show explores the life of Margaret Fuller, an American author, through May 31, $10-$15. Capitol Hill Arts Workshop, 545 Seventh St. SE; 202-547-6839, chaw.org.

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Henry IV, Part 2: Stacy Keach had a memorable turn as small-town businessman and occasional thief Ed Pegram in the Best Picture-nominated “Nebraska.” When he isn’t stealing air compressors and threatening legal action against Bruce Dern’s character on film, there’s a good chance he’s acting on stage. He returns to Shakespeare Theatre, where he was last seen starring in 2009’s “King Lear,” to play Falstaff in the Bard’s history play. Part I opens Tuesday; Part II will be performed in repertory, beginning April 1, through June 8, $20-$110. Sidney Harman Hall, 610 F St. NW; 202-547-1122, shakespearetheatre.org. SATURDAY ONLY Intergenerational Celebration: Dance Place’s Kids on the Move students and Coyaba Dance Theater’s students in African, ballet, tap, hip-hop perform, opens Sat. Town Hall Education Arts Recreation Campus, 1901 Mississippi Ave. SE; 202-8895901, thearcdc.org. Into the Woods: The play, which features Kathie Lee Gifford, follows up with fairy tale characters after their story ends, through June 1, $25-$32. Industrial Strength Theatre, 269 Sunset Park Dr., Herndon; 703-481-5930. Living Out: Two mothers — a nanny and a lawyer — share a similar struggle of try-

lies, through May 18, $18-$42. GALA Hispanic Theatre, 3333 14th St. NW; 202234-7174, galatheatre.org. LAST CHANCE Mrs. Independent: Robin Givens stars in Priest Tyaire’s show about relationships, through Sun., $43.50-$59.50. Warner Theatre, 13th and E streets NW; 202-783-4000, warnertheatredc.com. One Destiny: Lincoln’s assassination is retold through the eyes of the theater’s owner and an actor, through July 17, $5-$10. Ford’s Theatre, 511 10th St. NW; 202-347-4833, fordstheatre.org. LAST CHANCE Perfect Wedding: The McLean Community Players give the story of a wedding day gone awry its area premiere, through Sat., $16, $14 students and seniors. McLean Community Center, Alden Theatre, 1234 Ingleside Ave., McLean; 703-790-0123, aldentheatre.org. LAST CHANCE Shear Madness: The audience plays armchair detective in the comedy, through Fri., $50. Kennedy Center, Theater Lab, 2700 F St. NW; 800-444-1324, kennedy-center.org. Smokey Joe’s Cafe: The musical revue celebrates the careers of songwriters Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller, through June 8, $84-$119. Arena Stage, 1101 Sixth St. SW; 202-488-3300, arenastage.org. LAST CHANCE Tender Napalm:

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Weekend Pass play in which a couple struggles with violence and fantasy, through Sun., $40$87. Signature Theatre, 4200 Campbell Ave., Arlington; 703-820-9771, signature-theatre.org. The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee: Six overachievers compete in this musical, which includes audience participation, through May 17, $25-$67. Ford’s Theatre, 511 10th St. NW; 202-347-4833, fordstheatre.org. The Admission: The effects of war and how they relate to the future are the subject of a love triangle, through May 18, $35. Studio Theatre, 1501 14th St. NW; 202-332-3300, studiotheatre.org. The Fantasticks: The musical follows the romantic trials of a couple secretly set up by their fathers, through May 18, $34-$40, $32-$38 seniors, $15 students. Rep Stage, Howard Community College, 10901 Little Patuxent Pkwy., Columbia; 443-518-1500, repstage.org. The Jungle Book: A young human named Mowgli grows up in the jungle where he is friends with bears and panthers and must avoid the killer tiger Shere Khan, through May 30, $19. Glen Echo Park, Adventure Theatre MTC, 7300 MacArthur Blvd., Glen Echo; 301634-2270, adventuretheatre-mtc.org. The Love of the Nightingale: Constellation Theatre Company stages an adaption of Ovid’s tragedy in which a warrior rapes his sister-in-law and then tries to silence her, through May 25, $35-$45, $15 students. Source, 1835 14th St. NW; 202-204-7800, sourcedc.org. LAST CHANCE The Miser: Rockville Little Theatre stages Moliere’s play in which a stingy man searches for his stolen hoard, through Sun., $18, $16 students and seniors. Rockville Civic Center Park, F. Scott Fitzgerald Theatre, 603 Edmonston Dr., Rockville; 240-3148690, rockvillemd.gov/theatre. The Piano Lesson: Set in 1936 Pittsburgh, August Wilson’s play follows two siblings as they fight over their family piano and whether to sell it for land or keep it as an heirloom, through June 2, $32.50-$65. Olney Theatre Center, 2001 Olney-Sandy Spring Rd., Olney; 301-9243400, olneytheatre.org. The Thousandth Night: Set in France in 1943, an actor entertains his captors with a one-man rendition of “The Arabian Nights,” performed by Metrostage, through May 18, $50. MetroStage, 1201

N. Royal St., Alexandria; 800-494-8497, metrostage.org. The Threepenny Opera: The jazz musical follows a poor antihero who finds trouble when he proposes to the wrong man’s daughter, through June 1, $29-$69. Signature Theatre, 4200 Campbell Ave., Arlington; 703-820-9771, signature-theatre.org. The Two Gentlemen of Verona: Fiasco Theater stages Shakespeare’s comedy, through May 25, $30-$72. Folger Theatre, 201 East Capitol St. SE; 202-544-7077, folger.edu. Things You Shouldn’t Say Past Midnight: Three couples attempt latenight trysts in New York in this comedy by Peter Ackerman, opens Sat. through May 24. Andrew Keegan Theatre, 1742 Church St. NW; 703-892-0202, keegantheatre.com. Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog): The comedy follows the exploits of three men as they leave their jobs in search of adventure, through June 8, $35-$50, $30-$45 seniors, $15 age 25 and younger. Synetic Theater, 1800 S. Bell St., Arlington; 866811-4111, synetictheater.org. Turkish Tango: Teatro de la Luna’s comedy follows a trio searching the Turkish desert for an escape from their past. In Spanish with live English dubbing, through May 18, $15-$35. Gunston Arts Center Theater II, 2700 S. Lang St., Arlington; 703-998-4555. LAST CHANCE Twilight: Los Angeles, 1992: Anna Deavere Smith’s play explores racial tension in Los Angeles after the Rodney King assault trial, through Sat., $25, $20 seniors, $10 students. Clarice Smith Performing Arts Center, Kogod Theatre, University of Maryland, Route 193 and Stadium Drive, College Park; 301-405-2787, claricesmithcenter.umd.edu. Two Divas and a Bear: opens Sun. through May 24, $20. Kennedy Center, Family Theater, 2700 F St. NW; 202-4674600, kennedy-center.org. Underneath the Lintel: A librarian chases the borrower of an overdue book around the world, through May 25, $50. MetroStage, 1201 N. Royal St., Alexandria; 800-494-8497, metrostage.org. Woody Allen, Woody Allen: Through May 18, $16, $14 Gaithersburg residents. Arts Barn, 311 Kent Square Rd., Gaithersburg; 301-258-6394, gaithersburgmd.gov/leisure/arts/theater-atthe-arts-barn.

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Sunday, June 1, 2014, Noon-4 p.m. • Rain or Shine

Metro Stations: Metro Center & Federal Triangle

WHERE

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Main Stage: Freedom Plaza, Pennsylvania Avenue, NW between 13th & 14th Streets Puzzles will take place throughout downtown D.C.

June 1 issue of The Washington Post Magazine* found in your Sunday Washington Post, comfortable shoes, a cellphone with texting capabilities and a sense of humor.

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If Roby’s There, Take Him

Redskins general manager Bruce Allen has proved to be a fiscal conservative with the salary cap the past four years. Now he’s in charge of drafting and there’s no expectation Allen will trade into the first round By Rick to grab a corner or Snider safety when he can get a contributor in the second round. Maybe Allen will trade down, but he said if a first-round talent fell to Washington the team would take him. And Roby is a late first-round talent. Roby has good hands to bat down passes and can block punts, too. He could contribute right away as a nickel slot corner and a special teamer — which Washington also needs. And Roby could develop into a long-term solution at defensive back. The Redskins hope second-year corner David Amerson emerges on one side, but 10-year veteran DeAngelo Hall, who is coming off a fine 2013 season, may only have a couple seasons left. When Hall is done, Roby could step up to give Washington a solid young secondary. It would be easy to draft a right

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Ohio State cornerback Bradley Roby should be the Redskins’ first pick. Washington has to wait until 34th overall in the NFL draft to make its opening selection, but Roby would be a natural fit if he falls to the second round.

Ohio State defensive back Bradley Roby ran the 40-yard dash in 4.39 seconds at the NFL combine in February.

tackle with the 34th pick, too, and the Redskins wouldn’t be wrong if they did. But this is a passing league and Washington needs young players in the secondary. The offense has enough firepower, but the secondary may once again be vulnerable this year. Roby is a potential first- or second-rounder, so he could be drafted by San Francisco or Denver with the 30th or 31st picks. His versatility and special teams production makes him attractive after the blue chippers are taken. If Roby’s gone, Washington should take the top corner, safety or offensive lineman available. Allen said the team will take the highest-rated player regardless of position, but every GM says that. GMs don’t want to reach for a need and fail, mak-

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ing them even more vulnerable to second-guessing. But if a top-rated quarterback fell to 34th, would the Redskins take him? No, they’d try to trade the pick, so it’s not always about the best player available. The difference is razor-thin between

picks at this point, so Washington might as well fill a need. The offensive line choice could be between Alabama tackle Cyrus Kouandjio and UCLA guard Xavier Su’a-Filo. Kouandjio is a DeMatha alum who would be a perfect right tackle in a power-run scheme, but his feet might not be quick enough for the Redskins’ system. Su’a-Filo could replace Chris Chester at right guard, and the run-blocker also has experience at left guard and left tackle at UCLA. Given its many needs, Washington shouldn’t have a problem finding a potential starter with its first pick. Rick Snider has covered Washington sports since 1978. Follow him on Twitter @Snide_Remarks

Cousins Trade Unlikely: A trade involving Redskins backup quarterback Kirk Cousins during this week’s NFL draft is possible but remains a long shot, according to several people familiar with the situation. Redskins officials have said throughout the offseason that they haven’t been engaged in trade discussions regarding Cousins, left, the team’s backup to Robert Griffin III for the past two seasons, and don’t expect to deal him. (THE WASHINGTON POST )

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Sports Cornerback, Thomas both under contract through 2018 season NFL Richard Sherman finally got the attention of being a top pick. Standing on the stage with the spotlight directly on him and holding a Seattle jersey with his name across the back, the All-Pro cornerback became the latest player in the Seahawks’ secondary to be locked up for the long term. And he’s getting paid the best of anyone. “I guess this is how it feels to

be a first-rounder,” Sherman said. Sherman, who was drafted in the fifth round in 2011, signed a four-year contract extension Wednesday with the Seahawks, making him one of the highestpaid cornerbacks in NFL history. Sherman announced the deal on his website and later confirmed the new deal is set to keep him in a Seahawks uniform through the 2018 season. He wrote that the extension is for $57.4 million with $40 million guaranteed. He also wrote on his website that there is no other team or city that he would want to play for. “The goal has always been to stay in Seattle and continue to

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“There’s no particular formula or process for me. I do like to mix some ‘Taxi Driver’ with Disney World.”

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I am a man. I have a mind. So naturally, I was curious to watch the game show “Mind of a Man” (10 p.m., Wednesdays, Game Show Network). Two female contestants must guess how men responded to survey questions. They can turn to three celebrities for guidance as well as occasional guest Ted Lange, who played bartender Isaac on “Love Boat.” A correct answer earns $200 to $300. The winner of the matchup goes for a $10,000 By Marc grand prize. Silver Is the show misogynistic? Low-minded? Lewd? You bet! Sample question: What would a man do if a woman he hooked up with asks for payment: Protest? Pay up? Or call the cops? Comedian Kym Whitley noted she always asks for the money up front. Lange chimed in: “Speaking from personal experience, I paid the bitch.” The contestants guess. Then host DeRay Davis reveals the top answer: “Protest.” Excuse me: My mind needs to go take a shower. P.S. In all fairness, sometimes the show rises from the gutter as it “reveals insights” into the “crazy minds of men.” For example: Men prefer staples to paper clips.

On the Road British actor finally earns a top film billing with a solo role in the experimental ‘Locke’ Film “It will be over quickly,” Steven Knight told Tom Hardy. The writer-director remembers saying that to his prospective star as a way of convincing him to take part in his experimental project, “Locke,” a film that takes place in real time as

the title character makes a fateful 85-minute drive. “You’ll only feel a tiny prick,” Hardy, 36, chimes in playfully. The “experimental project” was making a film consisting solely of a man fielding phone calls while driving. Save for some exterior shots, the camera would remain focused on Hardy’s face. “There’s something about phone calls where people are saying one thing but their faces are saying something else, which is such a gift,” Knight enthuses. Hardy first caught Knight’s (and

Tom Hardy spends the entirety of “Locke” on the phone while driving.

most of the country’s) attention as Eames, the quick-witted forger with a biting sense of humor in the 2010 sci-fi thriller “Inception,” which starred Leonardo DiCaprio. “I was terrified because it was Leo. You can’t battle against somebody like that for screen time,” Hardy recalls. “I thought, I’m just going to give him whatever he needs, and it took a lot of a load off.” He learned that the more an actor gives of himself to other actors and the audience, the better he looks. He extrapolates that thought to life

itself. “The more generous a person is in any environment, the more there is to be received.” In “Locke,” Hardy faces the new challenge of not having anyone else to act off of. He plays Ivan Locke, the foreman of a building site that’s about to receive an important concrete pour when viewers first meet him. We soon learn that he’s also dealing with an unraveling marriage. W hen f ilming, f loodlights were shot in Hardy’s face to simulate traffic lights, with the script projected on a screen in front of him. “That’s the closest I’ve ever been to a writer’s absolute word,” he says. “Right up to the letter, to the full stops.” Instead of feeling restricted though, Hardy relished the experience and the sleight-ofhand elements that made everything come together: He was reading the script while pretending to drive a car that’s rigged to a truck, the driver of which is on the road while Hardy follows the script and takes phone calls from the other actors, who are situated in a nearby hotel room — artificial elements that meld together to produce searing realism. As Hardy puts it, “No one left the script; no one left the road. No acting required.” CHRISTOPHER KOMPANEK (THE WASHINGTON POST )

ABC Would Like to Use a Lifeline: ABC announced Wednesday that Terry Crews will be the next host of “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.” The “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” star and retired NFL player follows former “Millionaire” hosts Cedric the Entertainer, Meredith Vieira and Regis Philbin, who originated the game show in 1999. According to the Hollywood Reporter, Crews will begin his new gig when the show begins its 13th season in the fall. (E XPRESS)

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Hayes Has Enthusiasm But Little Innovation At 22, Hunter Hayes isn’t one for subtlety on his sophomore album: His up-tempo songs (“Tattoo,” “Storyline”) race with breathless rushes of lyrics and fast, busy arrangements; his ballads are intensely dramatic, whether he takes on self-esteem (the Top 10 country hit “Invisible”) or the mysteries of attraction (“Still Fallin’ ’’). The Grammy-nominated rising star is following up his 2011 selftitled debut by co-writing, co-producing and playing several instruments on “Storyline,” out now. To his credit, Hayes avoids contemporary country cliches: There are no pickup trucks or dirt roads in these songs. Still, even though the opening “Wild Card” boasts that he’s a crazy guy, Hayes could benefit from loosening up and showing some of that wildness on record. That said, Hayes is an inventive country-pop songwriter and performer. His songs are packed with clever sonic twists; the album even

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Album Review

Hunter Hayes steers clear of country cliches on his new album, “Storyline.”

includes a couple of musical interludes, as if the other dozen tracks don’t provide room for all of the instrumental ideas. Hayes is striving for something more distinctive than radio hits; he wants to inspire, to create something spectacular. “Storyline” doesn’t quite fulfill that ambition, but fans will find the collection entertaining. And there’s enough to suggest that the multitalented boy wonder still packs plenty of potential. MICHAEL McCALL (AP)

In Brief COLLABORATIONS

Cher Joins Wu-Tang Clan On Their Secret Album Forbes has learned that Cher contributed vocals to two songs on Wu-Tang Clan’s “secret” album. A video posted by Forbes on Tuesday reveals that Cher sings “Wu-Tang, baby. They rock the world,” at the end Cher of one of the new songs. The group is pressing only one copy of the new album and selling it to the highest bidder. (E XPRESS) FRIENDSHIPS

Killer Behind ‘Bernie’ to Live in Linklater’s Garage Bernie Tiede, the real-life killer who

inspired Richard Linklater’s 2012 film “Bernie,” has been released early on the condition that he live in Linklater’s garage apartment in Austin, Texas, according to the Hollywood Reporter. Tiede was sentenced in 1999 to life in prison for killing Marjorie Nugent, a widow he had befriended. (EXPRESS) REBOOTS

New ‘Power Rangers’ Movie in the Works Lionsgate announced Wednesday that it is creating a live-action movie based on the “Power Rangers” franchise. Variety reports Lionsgate, which also launched “The Hunger Games,” is partnering with Saban Brands, the company that created “Power Rangers” in 1993. This will be the first film in the franchise since 1997’s “Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie.” (EXPRESS)

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“Gonna be hard to think of something happy with a cloud of these things coming at you.” — COMMENTER BJORN VON POSSEL AT BUZZFEED.COM gets to the

root of the problem when describing a new species of cockroach wasp, the Ampulex dementor. The wasp was named after Dementors, those creatures in “Harry Potter” that feed off happiness. Public voting at the Museum of Natural History in Berlin decided on the moniker — an obvious choice given the wasp’s tendency to paralyze its prey before eating it.

“Respect during sex doesn’t fully explain excitement on its own, or else Spain would ... be a whole lot more excited.”

“This ruins MVP speeches for everyone from now on — and Mother’s Day on Sunday, too. That $2.95 greeting card and grocery-store bouquet just isn’t going to cut it now.”

— ZACK BEAUCHAMP AT VOX.COM relays — CINDY BOREN AT WASHINGTONPOST one of the findings of a recent study .COM/BLOGS/EARLY-LEAD gently commissioned by condom company reminds us to call our mothers Durex. Heterosexuals around the world Sunday while commenting on Kevin were asked a series of questions, including Durant’s NBA MVP acceptance if they find sex exciting, whether they speech from Tuesday. The Oklahoma feel respected during the act and if they City Thunder forward, who hails are satisfied overall. In Spain, 80 percent from the D.C. area, gave all credit reported feeling respected sexually, but for his win to his mom. “We weren’t only about 40-50 percent feel excited. supposed to be here. You made For excitement, “Mexico and Nigeria us believe,” he said during the beat almost everywhere else by emotional speech. “You sacrificed for a hefty margin.” us. You’re the real MVP.”

“Since the new movie “NBC, for people will take place who think 30 years after Return sports should of the Jedi, true fans be broadcast know that Chewbacca like the Today is not in the story line.... Show.” oops....spoiler alert.” — COMMENTER ALLEN S. AT HUFFINGTONPOST.COM makes a good

effort at using a Spoiler Alert (too bad it’s on the wrong end of the sentence) after seeing a Chewbacca selfie from the official “Star Wars” Instagram account. The photo, which shows Chewie posing with Disney CEO Bob Iger, has sparked speculation online that it may be the first image of a character from the set of “Star Wars: Episode VII.”

— COMMENTER VANDYIMPORT AT THEVERGE.COM isn’t too

happy about Wednesday’s announcement that NBC has exclusive rights to Olympics coverage for the next 18 years. The deal, valued at $7.65 billion, includes Internet and mobile viewing. NBC was slammed for tape-delaying events to air in primetime during the Sochi Games.

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TAURUS (April 20-May 20) You may feel as though you are falling behind, but that is merely a product of emotion tied to biased perception. Let things play out. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Something that is not initially to your taste may well be worth a second or even a third try. You want to enjoy what it has to offer. CANCER (June 21-July 22) You mustn’t let your decision-making process be affected by your emotional response to an unexpected event. Stay the course. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) You may not feel as though you are the one for the job, but it’s likely to fall to you anyway — so you’d better do your homework! VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) There’s no reason for you to cut a visit short. Give someone what he or she asks for; you’ll still have plenty left for yourself.

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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You and a loved one are eagerly anticipating getting down to the nitty-gritty. You can certainly start the ball rolling.

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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) You can tap into a new creative wellspring, but take care! Not everything that comes from it will be to your liking. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) You must be willing to shape things very carefully. Your work is not done just because you’ve completed the broad strokes.

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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) You’re nearing the end of a key personal cycle. Take care that others don’t try to steer you away from a destination that is important to you. ARIES (March 21-April 19) The fact that you do your homework will certainly serve you well. Others are sure to notice when you’re ahead of the game. DAILY CODE

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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) What comes to you naturally is worth some study; it may be that you are about to shift gears in a dramatic way, but not just yet. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You may not be able to keep up casual communication with a friend, as work is likely to require more from you than usual.

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Both Great Britain and the United States celebrate Victory in Europe Day, rejoicing in the defeat of the Nazi war machine.

1963

“Dr. No,” the first movie featuring super-spy James Bond, makes its debut in the United States.

1984

Claiming that its athletes will not be safe, the Soviet Union announces that it will not compete in the 1984 Olympics in Los Angeles.

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Tattoo She Didn’t Mention: ‘Julia Loves George 4Ever’ Julia Roberts told Ellen DeGeneres on Wednesday that she has “a few” tattoos, but wouldn’t tell DeGeneres where they were. The tattoos she mentioned are her three children’s names and husband Danny Moder’s initials. Of friend George Clooney’s engagement, Roberts, left, said, “I think it’s sublime. … He is happy, and that’s what matters to me.” (EXPRESS)

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Sam Worthington is on track to get his New York assault case dismissed after being accused of punching a photographer. The Australian actor was due in court today. But electronic court records show the misdemeanor case was resolved April 8 with an agreement that it will be dismissed if Worthington stays out of trouble for six months. (AP)

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The outcome of the Democratic primary contest between Keith Crisco and Clay Aiken may not be known until next week or later. Tuesday’s count shows Aiken received 369 more votes than Crisco in North Carolina’s 2nd Congressional District race. Provisional and absentee ballots have to be counted. And results aren’t final until each county has canvassed and certified its results. (AP)

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Things Not to Do When You’re 13 Willow Smith, above, daughter of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, was featured in an Instagram photo posted by friend Moises Arias, TMZ reported. This is scandalous because she is 13 and he is 20, they were in a bed, and he was shirtless. Willow’s parents told sources that Arias is their son Jaden’s friend and they’re OK with the pic. (E XPRESS)

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Her Life Is Perfect Angelina Jolie told Elle magazine that she “never thought she’d have children.” “I never thought I’d be in love, I never thought I’d meet the right person. Having come from a broken home — you kind of accept that certain things feel like a fairy tale.” On finding Brad Pitt, she said, “You get together … and you feel inspired by each other, you challenge each other, you complement each other, drive each other beautifully crazy.” She continued, “When you have history with somebody, you’re friends in such a very real, deep way that there’s such a comfort, and an ease, and a deep love that comes from having been through quite a lot together.” (E XPRESS)

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