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Ambitious Goat Aims for Part in ‘Scary Movie 6’ Police in Tennessee were called to a scene after someone called 911 reporting a “man screaming for help,” only to find a lonely goat. The U.K. website Orange News reported Tuesday that police found the goat tied to a post in Putnam County bleating loudly. Carlos Mendez, who owns the goat, had separated him from the herd. “I guess he didn’t want to be alone,” Mendez said. (AP) OPPORTUNITIES
“I grew the beard … and I said, ‘Oh, my gosh, this is my destiny.’ ” — ROBERT BROSKI, AN ABRAHAM LINCOLN IMPERSONATOR, AT THE ANNUAL CONVENTION OF THE ASSOCIATION OF LINCOLN PRESENTERS IN OHIO, THE HUFFINGTON POST REPORTED FRIDAY
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Stench Correlates Directly To Rise in Burrito Trucks Officials in Michigan plan to install mobile cameras through sewer lines to determine what’s causing a big stink in Linwood. The county Department of Water and Sewer also is considering a thorough cleansing of a 6-mile-long pipe. Department director Tom Paige said he wonders whether the stench is related to sewer gas. Mary Jane Williams, owner of the Linwood Party Store, says it’s been a problem for three years, but this year “has been worse than it’s ever been.” (AP)
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CAN I KEEP HIM? A visitor poses with a 3-D painting Monday at an exhibition at the Garland Shopping Center in Guiyang, China. The free exhibit, which runs for a week, encourages visitors to interact with the artwork.
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