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HE Answer Lady invites inquiries from gentle readers on all manner of relationship quandaries, matters of the heart and ethics. If you’d like to send a query, write to info@exitzero.us. Dear Answer Lady, After years of unsuccessful dating through conventional means, I finally decided to give online dating a try. Evidently, I have hit the jackpot, as I have met three women in as many weeks, all of whom seem wonderful. I have two questions: 1 – How do I juggle them, and do I have to tell them about one another right away? I guess that’s two questions... as you can see, I’m not really used to being in this position. And question 2: Am I a “playa”? — Puzzled Dear Puzzled, First, the Answer Lady would like to congratulate you on your success. Some people will sit and bemoan their single state without ever taking the proverbial bull by his proverbial horns and doing something about it. The Answer Lady has heard good things about online dating, and

knows of at least one successful marriage as a result of it. Now to your questions: these women are not inanimate objects to be “juggled,” but if you are asking about whether one can have two successful dates in one evening, well yes of course. Perhaps you can meet Bachelorette #1 one for a drink early in the evening at Oyster Bay — a cocktail or two at their gorgeous newly-expanded bar is just the ticket for a casual meeting. Then you can meet Bachelorette #2 for a

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