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Welcome to our July issue. We have thoroughly enjoyed putting this monthâ€™s issue together, we feature local attractions and clubs to keep the kids entertained over the summer holidays on page 12 and also review the Lifehouse Spa & Hotel on page 16 after we made a much needed visit last month. We also chatted to local business owner Marc Lynch, who has recently opened the Green Owl Canteen on Debden Broadway.
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CONTENTS ON THE COVER 8 12 16 31 35
Local News Summer of Fun Lifehouse Spa Review Whatâ€™s On Competition
FASHION & BEAUTY 19
HOME & GARDEN 23
July Gardening Guide
LOCAL BUSINESS 29
Green Owl Q&A
FUN & GAMES
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She said: "I just wanted to say a huge thank you to you and all of your team. Josh and Lizzie have had a brilliant week and are very sad to be missing the end of the week. It is usually a challenge to persuade them to go to holiday clubs but they absolutely loved yours - coming from my children, thatâ€™s high praise indeed. You and your team have done a great job and the leaders were really amazing with the kids well done. They are already asking when they can come back." Fully certiďŹ ed and Ofsted registered, Silver Kidz Camp is created with the child in mind. With activities that entertain, educate and most importantly for the parents, wear the children out at the end of the day. From making slime to running through obstacle courses, the camps are guaranteed to create a summer of fun for children. Josh Silver, co-founder of Silver Kidz Camps, said: "This camp is about bringing experiences that engage, educate and most importantly entertain the children. "I wanted to create a safe place for children that I wish I had as a child growing upâ€?. "With so few safe, open spaces for children, the Silver Kidz Camp offers parents a place where they can trust their children will have fun as well as learn new skills." The camps take place at Roding Valley High School, Loughton during the Summer holidays as well as other school holidays throughout the year (except Christmas). Children will be able to enjoy a whole host of fun activities which can include anything from The Great Silver Bake Off and rock climbing to quad biking and carnival games. KIN=KIMNGJ8KI=LHGKJNL-KCHNHBM ?L=<:N&GEGH @@@9EGF&MI3GDO?L=<E9?K9C3
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New playground for Theydon Bois '8HMINLJNBMIKG?N8CJDILGEGJANM88KIHNHBMNJM@ <FL>AIKCJDNLHN5BM>DKJN+KGEN@GFFN-MN?K=<FMHMF> IM<FL?MDNGJNHG=MN8KINEC==MI9N A celebrity has agreed to cut the ribbon when the new site is due to be ofﬁcially opened on July 15th during the thank you party for all those who have helped raise money and the villagers. The new design includes a colourful rubber ﬂooring as well as a large selection of play equipment for children aged two to 11 - some of which will be suitable for children with wheelchairs. It has taken more than a year of frantic fundraising but now The Playground at Theydon Committee has secured the money to complete the ambitious project at the site on the corner of Poplar Row and Green Glade. Many people and businesses in the village pulled together to try and raise the £155,000 necessary. But the ﬁnal push was made possible with a £53,000 Biffa Award. Biffa Award is a multi-million pound fund that helps to build communities and transform lives through awarding grants to communities and environmental projects across the UK. The Parish Council has also donated £40,000 to the project with £5,325 being donated from the Theydon Bois Village Association and £1,000 from the Theydon Bois Rural Preservation Society. The PAT committee secured another £20,000 from the Communities Initiative Fund plus £5,000 from Epping Forest District Council, £2160 from the Rotary Club and £1,000 from Aviva. Other notable donations came from Butler and Stag when MD Neil Leahy and two colleagues completed The Three Peaks Challenge in 24 hours to raise more than £5,000 and there was a generous contribution in honour of Peter Hammond. Other businesses who rallied to the cause were Quality and Excellence butchers, Greens butchers, Lauren Louise hairdressers, The Bull pub, Esquires barbers, Tesco and the Parish Council raised money at the Christmas Fair for the PAT project.
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SUMMER OF FUN The summer holidays are fast approaching and often 6 weeks can seem like a long time to keep young minds occupied. Here are 3 local activities to help you have a great summer.
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It can be hard to keep children entertained during the school holidays. With an unrivalled choice of activities and more Outstanding Ofsted ratings than any other comparable provider, Barracudas is an excellent choice for both parents and children alike. Local parents are well catered for with camps in Chigwell, Romford, Upminster and Woodford. Each location has been carefully selected for its convenient location and impressive facilities. From sports to drama to arts and crafts, Barracudas will suit your child, whatever they’re into!
Introducing New Bubble fun every Thursday with Miraiker and let’s not forget Free Face painting Fridays and pet the animals weekend! There’s so much to do at Old Macdonald’s Farm and Fun park this Summer holiday! More special event days throughout the summer holidays includes meet & greet with Paw Patrol’s Chase & Skye on the 21st of July, Pirates and Mermaids weekend where you can meet the naughty pirates and mesmerising mermaids on the 28th & 29th of July, Teddy bears picnic for Starlight children’s charity on the 11th August
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and a last meet and greet with Peppa Pig and George on the 8th of September. Enjoy the usual fun on the farm including lovable animals, rides, slides, soft play areas, animated shows and more.
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SPA HOTEL REVIEW WE VISITED LIFEHOUSE SPA, WHERE RELAXATION AND REJUVENATION IS TOP OF THE AGENDA
This beautiful coastal spa resort is set just on the out skirts of Frinton-on-Sea, and boasst vast grounds that have entertained famous authors, prime ministers and royalty over the years. We arrived on a lovely summer’s day and were welcomed with a friendly, professional service by the front of house staff, who showed us around the venue (gym, sauna, restaurant, spa etc…) and ﬁnally to our room. The room itself was very nice, but what elevated it further were the stunning garden views straight outside the double glass doors. We couldn’t wait to get out there and immediately took a drink a sat out on the patio to admire the wealth of landscaped gardens that were laid out in front of us like a brightly coloured Persian rug. We decided to save our exploration of the grounds until the next day and instead headed up to the gym. This area was well ﬁtted with lots of different ﬁtness options and all looking very well maintained. There were free weights, boxing punch bags, plenty of resistance machines and a selection of treadmills and bikes facing the huge glass windows which overlooked more stunning views of the grounds outside. After our gym session, we decided to relax the body a little and so changed into our robes and headed to the pool, it was light and spacious with a few other options in the vicinity. There was the standard sauna and steam room, but also a salt room (good for the sinuses) and a plunge pool (good for the brave!). After a few lengths and quite a long time in the Jacuzzi (very relaxing) I headed off for my massage treatment. The lady performing this was very skilled and knowledgeable, explaining how the different techniques beneﬁted certain muscle areas and what lotions to use for which effect, it was quite a learning experience and I felt immensely better after it. I made my way back to the room and we got ready for our evening meal, walking up the lovely marble ﬂoor way and all the time looking out towards the amazing gardens. So much of these walk way areas are purely glass, so as a visitor you get the chance to constantly feel at one with nature, it’s all very relaxing and makes for a lovely experience. Arriving at the restaurant area we passed through the bar, and alfresco dining to ﬁnd our waitress and be shown to our table, where we could see out to more areas of the gardens, parts we had so far not viewed, and made a mental note to explore everywhere tomorrow.
There was a relaxed atmosphere in the restaurant, couples dining and talking, a smooth ﬂow of table service, and our own waitress was lovely. For our starters my guest decided to go for the tuna tartar with a blood orange and a lime, chilli and coriander dressing, whilst I opted for the soft egg on asparagus with a peppered sauce dressing. Both were very well cooked, the asparagus al dente and the tuna fresh with every mouthful. The menu also had a good selection under the category ‘healthy mains’ which was pleasing to see for those who wish to really live the wellbeing lifestyle… however, I’ve always been a fan of steak and when my eyes saw the word ‘sirloin’ my mind was made up. I draped this with the rich peppercorn sauce and thought I’d gone to heaven. The side chips were golden crisp on the outside whilst perfectly light and ﬂuffy in the centre. My dining companion went for the sea food stew, a delicious mix
comprising of: red mullet, king prawns, cod ﬁllet, mussels, tomatoes, porcini mushrooms and smocked aioli, and it was fantastic, as all the different ﬂavoured came together scrumptiously to create a very memorable dish. For desserts we chose the Strawberry mousse with Prossecco jelly, and the ﬁg & almond tart with cinnamon ice cream (they ran out of ﬁgs so substituted for apricot). Each was a lovely way to ﬁnish the meal and the rose wine throughout was the perfect accompaniment. After a blissful night’s sleep in the super king size bed we rose early the next morning and set about on our trip around the grounds, walking on the same garden paths as Rudyard Kipling, JM Barrie, Sir Winston Churchill and Queen Mary. The grounds cover over 100 acres and are split into more than 10 different garden areas, from manicured lawns, to landscaped ﬂower beds, to lakes and rock pools, and denser wildlife areas. It’s a great stroll and you can easily lose hours just peacefully enjoying the gardens, whilst listening to the birds and the babbling brook as the water comes over the rocks. We did the full walk of the inner gardens, down to the end lake and right up to the top level stream, and couldn’t of wished for a better ﬁnish to a lovely weekend. I’d whole heartedly recommend a visit to the Lifehouse Spa if you are looking to relax and refresh yourself, or treat someone special. It’s like breathing fresh air into your mind and body, whilst enjoying delicious food and amazing natural sights. @@@9FG8MBKCEM9?K9C3N
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PESTS & DISEASE Black ants build their nests here and there, and they come in an army of about 4000 to 7000 ants. Heaps of earth around the nest entrance can be a nuisance in the lawn where they interfere with mowing, and they can also partly bury low-growing plants. For an organic method of control brush out the nests using a broom and encourage insectivorous birds by hanging bird boxes and feeders.
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LAWN CARE : Mow the lawn weekly and remember to add the clippings to your compost heap.
WILDLIFE WATCH Lacewings have amazing bright green bodies with metallic eyes and green veins on delicate transparent wings. Some species are much browner in colour. Adults eat aphids and other small garden insect pests. You will usually see them at night from now until August.
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TOP TIPS FOR A PAIN FREE DIVORCE 1. IS YOUR MARRIAGE REALLY OVER?
4. SEPARATION OR DIVORCE?
The demands of life can interfere with prioritising your marriage especially with the arrival of children when you have less time to devote to each other. A breakdown in communication or a lack of intimacy are often cited as reasons for marriage troubles. Some problems are surmountable if you can be open and honest with each other. Couple counselling can help tackling issues in a supported environment or help a couple accept the end and help with the practicalities of separation.
If you are in no rush to divorce or donâ€™t want to blame the other for the break up but you want to commit to a ďŹ nancial settlement, a separation agreement is an option. If you donâ€™t want to wait, you will need to rely on the behaviour or adultery (if applicable) of your spouse. Solicitors will try to encourage you to agree to and limit your reasons to avoid upset.
2. TALKING TO YOUR CHILDREN Children can often sense something is wrong but they donâ€™t want to be treated as invisible. They need to be prepared for changes in life to come. They might be worried about where they will live, with whom and how much time they will spend with each parent. As parents your role is to work together to reassure your children that they are loved and that life will be stable and secure regardless of the break up. Your children will thank you for putting them before your emotions. For older children, donâ€™t forget to listen. Their wishes count.
3. INTERIM ARRANGEMENTS Think about what ďŹ nancial and practical arrangements are needed as you sort out a settlement. Ask yourself would it help the children if you lived apart in the interim? If so, where will you both live and can you mange meeting the cost of two homes. Are there joint bank accounts to close, overdrafts to freeze, or direct debits to change? Will one parent need to ďŹ nancially support another? Are there state beneďŹ ts that can be claimed? Think about the arrangements for the children to spend time with each parent. Will they live with one parent or will parenting be shared?
5. WORKING TOWARDS A FINANCIAL SETTLEMENT Going to court should always be a last resort. Transparency, openness and honesty in your dealings with each other plus leaving emotions aside is key to settling your ďŹ nancial affairs. Meet and share your ďŹ nancial information. Be honest about the settlement you each want for yourself and your children. Talk about how this would work ďŹ nancially and practically. If conversations become heated, think about using a mediator for support or instruct a solicitor to negotiate for you. If negotiations fail a court application is next but even in proceedings Judges have power to help you settle to avoid the expense of a trial.
6. LIFE AFTER DIVORCE Divorce can be a testing time but whilst your relationship has come to an end your responsibility as parents is ongoing. Wouldnâ€™t it be lovely for your children to see you getting along? Life is too short to live in the past. Lost love for each other can be replaced by a mutual respect and a shared commitment towards your children (and grandchildren!)
+KIDMIMDN->NHBMN?FMLINEML: ?K&MIMDN@GHBN@BGHMNIK?3E:NLJD FGHN->NHBMN1MDGHMIILJMLJNECJ: 1KJHMJMAIKNGENLN;CIK<MLJ KLEGEN@BMIMN>KCN?LJNIMEHN-> HBMNEK8HNEKCJDNK8NHBMN@L&ME9 Arriving by plane or boat, youâ€™ll ďŹ nd 117 beaches spread along the Montenegrin coast. The summer season in Montenegro lasts from May until October, which means 180 days of swimming and 240 days of sunshine every year. Home to endless nature and beautiful scenery, you can marvel at the incredible 1300 meter deep canyon of River Tara, the deepest one in Europe, and second in the world after the Grand Canyon of the Colorado River in America. Montenegrin roads will lead you to monasteries and churches that remember centuries, where you will learn at least a fragment of the rich historical and cultural heritage of this beautiful country. Every coastal town of Montenegro has its story. Herceg Novi, a real Mediterranean botanic garden, the town of carnivals and artists. Kotor a museum-town of ancient sailors, builders and scientists. Budva, the
town of summer theatres and festivals and the location of the most beautiful beaches and nightlife. Boka Kotorska is one of the most beautiful bays on the Mediterranean, which penetrates into the land about 28 kilometres. The beauty of Boka fascinated many famous writers like Lord Byron, George Bernard Shaw, Marguerite Yourcenar and Ivo Andric. The oldest olive tree in Europe, which has been bearing fruit for two thousand years, is located in an olive grove, which you pass by when entering Bar, the biggest Montenegrin port. The roots of the city of Bar are far from the sea, on the slopes of Rumija mountain. Today it is a port city where passengers and merchant ships from many countries arrive, and it is the terminus for trains going to Belgrade and further on into Europe. Near Bar, there is a popular tourist resort Sutomore, with long sandy beaches and numerous hotels and restaurants. If you donâ€™t know how already, this is a great place to learn to dive. The underwater world of the Montenegrin coast is rich and full of surprises: sunken ships, secluded caves, and with a little luck you might ďŹ nd hidden pirate treasure, coral cliffs
and an abundance of ďŹ sh. In the early mornings, you can see the entire Montenegro from Mount Lovcen, one of its four national parks, during a beautiful trekking tour from Mount Rumija, over the massif of Lovcen to Orjen mountain, following a marked route connecting old Austro-Hungarian fortresses. In the wintertime, there are good trails for skiing and snowboarding on Durmitor Mountains, which can be reached by ski lifts, while mountain and forest trails are accessible by sleighs drawn by horses or dogs. The diversity of Montenegrin nature and its ethnographic diversity have left a trace on the national cuisine. Whether you are dining at your friendâ€™s house, in an authentic Montenegrin home, or in a restaurant, you will be cordially welcomed. The country is also home to two wonderful resorts, opening shortly and highly recommended with the Abbotts Travel seal of approval.
THE CHEDI LUSTICA BAY Situated right on the waterfront, with superb views over the Lustica Bay Marina and the Adriatic Sea, lies the luxurious 5-star Hotel, The Chedi.
The boutique hotel is perfectly located in the heart of Lustica Bay, a new distinct destination of Orascom Development AG. Home to The Chedi signature service, amenities and unparalleled food and beverage offerings; The Chedi Lustica Bay is set to be the ďŹ nest getaway to one of Europeâ€™s most ďŹ‚ourishing destinations.
Perast represents one of the most beautiful examples of baroque architecture on the Adriatic coast. Opening its doors in mid June, Iberostar Perast is the newest addition to the Heritage Collection. Palace Smejka is the largest historical Palace to adorn the shores of Montenegro. Built in 1764 by Count Smejka, one of the richest noble families of Kotor, it boasts the best seafront central location in Perast Town, a UNESCO World Heritage site of natural beauty and wonder.
Opening its doors in July 2018, the sustainable, state-of-the-art town will be home to two marinas, an 18-hole golf course, a commercial area, a town center and seven hotels, the ďŹ rst of which is The Chedi. Located in close proximity to three international airports, the hotel is only a short trip away from most European cities. With a private beach, direct access to the promenade and marina, as well as The Spa, guests can sit back, relax, and enjoy a beautiful break in what is certain to become a sought after European resort.
Travel clients who make a booking at Iberostar Perast. To book a stay at one of these incredible resorts and enjoy all that Montenegro has to offer, contact Abbotts Travel.
The Palace has been carefully converted into a luxury hotel, offering clients a chance to step back in time and experience this undiscovered spot of the world. Offering 65 rooms and suites including one of 330 square meters, a relaxing Spa with Hammam, indoor pool, treatment rooms and a sauna and an exquisite a la carte restaurant in the hotel, surrounded by beautiful gardens, clients can enjoy this authentic, ancient setting.
Chill out on the beach or take advantage of the hotels private boat transfer to a nearby Beach Club.
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WITHOUT A MAP... Last month was Fathers Day, that one day of the year us men get to be the centre of attention, pampered to the heavens and given gifts galore... I received a half painted stone from Jake. â€œItâ€™s beautiful,â€? I muttered, whilst I longed for holiday, â€œIâ€™ll put it with the other stoâ€Śâ€? I didnâ€™t have time to ďŹ nish as heâ€™d already run away. The Mrs then suggested a picnic, this seemed like a lovely idea and so we headed off to a little spot in the next village. What I didnâ€™t know is that we were going up a very high hill, where the views were spectacular, but so was the gradient of the land. Every time I put down my drink it spilt, every apple I went to bite had already rolled a mile away. It was excruciating watching the cows at the bottom being better fed than us at the top. The boys then started running around, and within approximately half a second they were beyond a large mound and completely out of site. I leapt up (knocking my scotch egg towards the cows) and gave pursuit across the land, it was like trying to circumnavigate Everest. With each stride my right leg searched for ground beneath it, whilst my left leg was squatted up close to my chin (man alive this thing was steep!) I could hear laughter behind me and saw the boys had returned to their mum and were now ďŹ nishing my only food that hadnâ€™t rolled away (cheese slices). Iâ€™d had enough and suggested we go to somewhere a bit ďŹ‚atter and stable, so we headed to the seaside. Well, to be precise, we went crabbing on the jetty at Brightlingsea. George and Jake are already keen on wildlife, so I thought Iâ€™d show them some sea life, up close and personal. We got our crab lines and bait then sat down, the Mrs with Jake and George with myself, and started dangling the bait over the edge, we could feel a bite and started to slowly bring it up, gently, gently, our hands clasped over the string edging it delicately closer
towards the bucketâ€Ś â€œNo Mum!!â€? Jake yelled, George and I shook in surprise and ďŹ‚ung the crab back into the water. We looked over to see Jake standing (on the wobbling jetty) reprimanding his mum, and pulling the string from her hands â€œI can do it!!â€?, he then sat down, legs apart, tongue of concentration being held in his lips, and proceeded to pull up the string, hand over hand like a seasoned pro.
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