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Although last month was a chilly one we are looking forward to spring and getting you prepared for the Easter holidays. We feature 3 great local attractions that will keep the whole family entertained and have special themed events running for the holiday so you can make the time off extra special. Shaken Udder share their recipe for the most delicious hot cross buns on page 33 which are perfect for whipping up with the kids if you encounter a rainy day. We also bring you our roundup of wonderful gifts to treat that special person this Motherâ€™s Day, whether it be your mum, nan, auntie or partner we have included something for everyone. We hope this month is a little warmer than the last and you all get to go out and enjoy some spring sunshine!
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Britainâ€™s premier lawn care company has just launched a unique â€˜Makeoverâ€™ service to give consumers in the Barnet and Chigwell area the perfect patch â€“ without the hassle of re-turďŹ ng.
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PESTS & DISEASE Vine weevil feed on roots causing the plant to die. The vine weevil can infest many plants by eating their leaves. To get rid of these garden pests in a non-chemical way just pick the adults off during the early evenings You can also trap adults with sticky barriers around pots and encourage their natural predators into your garden which include birds and hedgehogs.
WITH VICTORIA ROBERTSON A SEASONAL GUIDE TO HELP YOU GET THE MOST OUT OF YOUR GARDEN. 6CEDL8KIAJFEF8L=HFGCLH+L2KI?CL>EBBL-IEF8 =KF:LAK:DL+EBBJAL>EGCL@F;IJAE?GK-BJ >JKGCJI<L6CJIJL=K:L-JLIKEF9LDGIHF8L>EFAD KFAL=EBAJILAK:DLGHH<L Try not to be seedling planting shy, instead be brave and open up a packet of seeds and sow them. Be sure to have a ﬂeece handy to cover up your vulnerable plants should you hear of an overnight frost. Primula vulgaris can now be seen in full bloom. These wild ﬂowers are pale yellow with a deep yellow centre. Now is the time to begin removing moss and weeds from your paths and driveways. This may seem like a boring task but by doing it now it will make light work later on. Look out for special offer deals on plug plants because now is the perfect time to order them. You don’t even need a greenhouse to grow them on. Just a sunny back bedroom or kitchen windowsill will be ﬁne. WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR PLUG PLANTS ARRIVE:
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: If you have to delay for a few day’s keep
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: Soak the plug tray in water for at least 10 minutes before planting, this will soften the compost.
: Plant the plug plants individually into 5cm
pots using multi-purpose compost, place a few slow release pellets into the soil too. If you decide to use trays leave a 5cm spacing between each plug plant to allow for growth.
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: Simply make a hole in the compost
slightly larger than the plug plant and place them in the soil gently. Then ﬁrm the compost around the roots.
: Place your potted plants into a
greenhouse or conservatory if you have one. If not a windowsill will do. Keep them well watered
: Once your plants are full grown you will
need to prepare them for at least a week before outdoor planting. Place the plant still in the pots or trays outside during the day and cover them with ﬂeece overnight.
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While many envision Eskimos and igloos, Alaska is a pristine and beautiful state providing the perfect setting for a family vacation. Despite a land mass of over 500,000 square miles, only 20 percent of the state is accessible by road, meaning Alaska lends itself naturally to exploration by combining a cruise with an overland adventure. Guiding guests for over 70 years, Holland America Line has mapped out the entire region - from its rugged glacier-carved Inside Passage to the Yukonâ€™s rich Klondike Gold Rush history. Their elegant mid-sized ships and legendary service perfectly compliment their unique ability to combine the Great Landâ€™s must-see highlights with its seldom-seen and off-the-beaten path wonders. Holland America Line ships are designed not to tower over the
scenery but to bring you closer to Alaskaâ€™s natural wonders. Youâ€™ll relax and enjoy scenes of unimaginable grandeur from the shipâ€™s expansive wide-open decks or from your suiteâ€™s private verandah. Enjoy the convenience and value of an optional breakfast, lunch and dinner meal-plan while onland, with all cruise dining included in your booking - as well as a professional
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military population, Native Alaskans and adventure-seeking types. Much like Seattle, you can ﬁnd a coffee shop just about anywhere.
THE INSIDE PASSAGE CRUISE Choose whether you start your journey on land or ocean, before soaking up the highlights. Boarding in Vancouver, Canada, you’ll get the chance to explore a second region. Soak up this fabulous city’s majestic mountains, sparkling ocean and beautiful foliage. Head over to Richmond Night Market, the biggest night market in North America, check out Capilano Suspension Bridge Park or spend your morning wandering along the shore and seeing if you can spot migrating whales swimming past. Then jump aboard the cruise ship and head for Alaska’s waters. Bearing the nickname the Golden Heart, Fairbanks’ location makes it a gateway to the arctic, and in summer tourist boats run cruises along the Chena and Tanana rivers. For a once-in-a-lifetime experience, ﬂy over the Yukon Flats National Wildlife Refuge, the Yukon River and the Arctic Circle. Whitehorse stands at Historic Mile 918 of the Alaska Highway and remains popular to tourists for attractions like the Yukon Wildlife Preserve; the Frantic Follies; and the natural and cultural insights at the MacBride Museum. Visit Denali Square, nestled on the 60-acre McKinley Chalet Resort at the gates of Denali National Park,
it is the perfect place to soak up the Alaska experience. At the centre of Denali Square is the amphitheatre with a covered performance stage and bench seating for guests to enjoy a variety of local shows, ranger talks and demonstrations. The city of Anchorage plants thousands of ﬂowers to celebrate the arrival of the warmer months and days that last as long as 19 hours from dawn to dusk. Approximately 40 percent of Alaska’s population lives here and the diverse city includes a large
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1. Tip the bread mix into a bowl and stir in the sugar. Rub in the butter with your ďŹ ngertips, then add the chocolate chips.
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â€˘ 100ml milk â€˘ 1 large egg
FOR THE CROSSES & DECORATION: â€˘ 3 tbsps plain ďŹ‚our â€˘ 2 tbsps water â€˘ Golden syrup, melted, for brushing
2. In a measuring jug, pour in the milkshake and water, then beat in the egg and transfer onto the dried ingredients. Mix to a very moist dough (the wetter the better). 3. Leave for 5 minutes then cut into 10 equal pieces and roughly shape into buns with oiled hands (this helps to stop the mixture sticking too much â€“ try not to use extra ďŹ‚our as it will toughen the dough). 4. Space the buns apart on 2 greased baking sheets and cover loosely with cling ďŹ lm. Leave the buns in a warm room until they've risen to about half the size again (this will take anything from 45 minutes to 1Âź hours, depending on how warm and moist the environment is). 5. When the buns are risen, heat the oven to 220ÂşC/fan 200ÂşC/Gas Mark 7 and make the crosses. Mix the ďŹ‚our with the water to make a paste. Pour into a plastic food bag and make a tiny nick in one of the corners. Pipe crosses on each bun. 6. Bake for 12-15 minutes until risen and golden. Brush with golden syrup. The buns will keep fresh for a day, and after that are best toasted.
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TICKETS FOR WIND IN THE WILLOWS AT KENNETH MORE THEATRE The Kenneth More Theatre are thrilled to announce their second family show for 2018, WIND IN THE WILLOWS and we have one family ticket to give away this month. This enchanting production is brought to the KMT stage by the incredible production team of this year's magical pantomime Peter Pan. Youâ€™ll be transported to the stately Toad Hall to join Badger, Ratty, Mole and the incorrigible Mr Toad in Alan Bennettâ€™s acclaimed, stage adaptation of this much-loved family tale. There are adventures galore to amuse adults and children alike, as Mr. Toad battles against the wickedest of weasels to protect his beloved home. Don't miss the chance to experience this delight for the whole family. Starring KMT Pantomime favourite Marc Seymour as Mr Toad and introducing Matthew Burcombe as Mole. This production is warm hearted, riotous fun and the perfect treat for the Easter holidays. 6CJLDCH>LEDLI@FFEF8LAKEB:L+IH= &JAFJDAK:L44GCLL1KG@IAK:L4GCL';IEB #049L#<0;=<L6HL-HH5LGE?5JGDL EDEGL>>><5=GCJKGIJ<?H<@5
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At our Audley End event this summer, we kicked off the A Year of Celebrations initiative. Until 30th June 2018, we’re looking for your stories. Our first Celebration of the year comes from Mr and Mrs Huckle, who donated the proceeds from their Diamond Wedding anniversary party. Instead of receiving gifts, the couple raised an amazing £500 for us! If you’re celebrating a special birthday, anniversary, wedding or a personal milestone, we like invite you to celebrate
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WITHOUT A MAP... In February we had a trip to Maldon, a birthday party and the school valentineâ€™s disco, Georgeâ€™s ďŹ rst question when we told him about the event was, â€œWill there be girls there?â€?â€Ś hang on, youâ€™re 4, when did you turn into a Romeo?! We answered yes, and his face lit up. It seems like he is already trying to be a little charmer here and there because the following week he attended his friendâ€™s party with a bunch of ďŹ‚owers whilst the other kids all had presents like plastic poo or snot slime. But, back to the Valentineâ€™s discoâ€Ś we get there and I was immediately asked to start blowing up balloons, George ran off to dance and I was left trying to introduce myself to the other parents whilst simultaneously exhaling my entire lungs into 250 balloons. â€œHi, pleased to huuuuu! meet you, my name huuuuuuh! isâ€Śâ€? and so on. Iâ€™d nearly passed out by the time I tied up the last balloon and hit it into the crowd of children, with blurry vision I stumbled across to some seats and forgot how low childrenâ€™s seats are compared to adults. The thud of my backside crashing into this tiny stool nearly made the record skip and certainly turned a few heads, once the staring had stop I tried pushing my spine back down into place and subtly wiping away the tears, it was not going well for me so far. George on the other hand seemed to be having the time of his life, running around the hall, dancing as though possessed, and eating like a ravenous pig. It had been a minute or two and Iâ€™d started to unwind, sure the screaming kids were an ear ache but generally things seemed ok, untilâ€Ś a full on ďŹ st ďŹ ght broke out directly in front of me, between two 7 year olds! I
kid you not, it was like a scene from Lock Stock mixed with Teletubbies and after a second of looking around for parents or teachers I quickly stood up and parted the pair of them, one had been knocked down twice, the other had a bruised swollen face, eventually some other people came over and the kidsâ€™ parents were called, I sat back down on my miniscule stool and hoped the worst of the night had passed.
â€œIt was like a scene from Lock Stock mixed with Teletubbiesâ€? It was at this moment of tranquillity I was hit with a 5 feet wooden spear. The teachers, in their inďŹ nite wisdom, had decided to set up two huge piĂąatas hanging from the ceiling and arm the kids with weaponsâ€Ś. sorry, wooden batons, in order to smash them open to unleash the sweets. It was absolute carnage, Iâ€™ve seen more peaceful nights in war zones, and the screaming kids were like a pack of wolves as the sweets started to trickle from a crack in the side of these hanging treasures. By the time the event had ďŹ nished I needed counselling, Iâ€™d seen things no man should see and I'm honest enough to admit Iâ€™ve had many sleepless nights since that evening, waking up, screaming in cold sweats yelling, â€œPut down the sticks, for the love of God can we all just PUT DOWN THE STICKS!?!â€? The following week we went to Maldon and got robbed in broad day light. This was one of those
legal robberies though so I was unable to go to the police, ÂŁ7.50 for a single burger is horrendous, but I was starving so begrudgingly handed over my money. Jake was the one going a tad nuts today, and George did his best to chase after him. I was still busy haggling with the burger seller, â€œThrow in some bacon at least mate? Or an egg?â€? I was getting nowhere. The boys had gone with their mum onto the adventure park and I trudged along behind, eating my lousy expensive burger and grumbling under my breath (I must be getting really old). After ďŹ nishing the burger I thought it best to jump around with the boys a bit and throw myself into the fun, what I hadnâ€™t taken into account was how many other small children were also trying to clamber up these climbing frames and how my sizeable frame was sending them ďŹ‚ying into the frantic arms of angry parents, â€œSorry, whoops, that was me, I do apologise!â€? I slowly made my way down and suggested a short walk by the riverbank, this idea was met with screams louder than a rocket launch and whilst I would generally carry on regardless, I decided this time to let them be, after all, itâ€™s good to get them climbing because if I ever forget my house keys they can scurry up the wall and into the bedroom window like a couple of monkeys. Perhaps not the greatest use of them, but for the time being maybe they can climb into that burger van and get me some bacon!
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