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Celebrate YOUR “Steak and Blowjob” Day Like a Man! So, “the woman’s” Valentine’s Day is finally over and you did your job like the dutiful boyfriend or husband that you are. You manned up and celebrated the day in exactly the perfect way your woman envisioned it to be: a delicious meal, a night out on the town, flowers, chocolates-the works! Now that you’ve done your part and made your girl a happy camper, there’s only one thing to do: sit back and reap your rewards. Specifically, exactly one month later on March 14, a date that is also known as Steak and Blowjob Day.

Yes, you read that right: Steak and Blowjob Day. This special and blessed day is the brainchild of the geniuses over at officialsteakandblowjobday.com as a way to celebrate the efforts of men everywhere during Valentine’s Day. According to their website: “…Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, President Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we really know is that it’s pretty damn awesome.


On this day, women can repay the efforts of their men through two simple things: a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob. No need for cards, flowers, special dates, and all those other frivolous things that one associates with Valentine’s Day. On Steak and Blowjob day, all you need to do, ladies, is to take care of your man’s meat in more ways than one. What’s more, your guy can request any one of these two things any time during this special day, in any order. Guys, if your lady is not aware of this day, you’re doing yourself a great disservice. Immediately let her know that is exists, and what the day entails. On the other hand, for guys with girls who DO know what this day is, man, you are one lucky son of a gun! If you ladies really do want to give your man the best Steak and Blowjob Day ever, you can visit EroticToyTown.com and choose one (or more) of the oral sex items available on the website. You can choose from items such as oral sex gels or creams, numbing throat sprays, and sex mints. You’re sure to give your man a mind-blowing (pun intended) blowjob once you go down on him with one of these babies at your disposal. You can even up the ante by adding using a sex toy on your guy’s penis, such as a vibrator for this penis or balls. The great thing about Steak and Blowjob Day, ladies, is that you won’t need to rake your brain as to how you and your man should celebrate this day properly! No need to book a fancy meal at an expensive restaurant, or purchase some expensive gift. All you need to do is fire up that grill and get that mouth of yours ready to work, just as your man is finishing up his. And guys, just as the website says, “March 14 is coming, and so will you.” Are you ready?

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Celebrate YOUR “Steak and Blowjob” Day Like a Man!