Conversation 1 Girl 1: Okay sorry, I was talking to my mom. Girl 2: Thats ok, tell her the cookies never came. Girl 1: She knows, she says she is so sorry that we made you peanut butter ones especially for you, and we're sorry they never got there. They must be somewhere because they were never returned. [ Girl 2: I miss them, I was really looking forward to them. Girl 1: I’m sorry Girl 2: I know! Stupid postal service losing my cookies, how dare they. Girl 1: I’m sorry. Girl 2: It’s not your fault...I just wanted my cookies, they were special! They were from NY! gah! I am gonna go fight the postal service! Girl 1: Ha, okay have fun with that. Girl 2: Oh it will be sweet vengeance! for losing my beloved cookies. Girl 1: Haha Girl 2: Anyways, maybe I will steal Eric's, but you have my new secure address now so they should come here, its just sooo confusing. I will probably march down to that front desk and yell at them. Conversation 2
Girl 1: There is gonna be a third party in the IU election, and I’m the campaign manager for like the vice president and treasurer, you know whatever. Girl 2: Hmmmm. Girl 1: And I have to study so much tonight, it sucks. Girl 2: So I assume you’re not going out tonight. Girl 1: no, so how’s it going. Girl 2: Good Girl 1: Did you print that off the Internet? Girl 2: Yea, for the review. Girl 1: I don’t understand what form the test is in. Girl 2: Well, she said it’s like multiple choice except for two questions. Girl 1: What is that? Random Guy: Oh, it’s just a calculator. Girl 1: It looks helpful. I’m ready for this fucking week to be over!