Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck you.
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them and says, â€œFuck you.â€?
Knock knock. Whoâ€™s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Fuck you.
What did one Japanese man say to the other?
Whatâ€™s the deal with airline food?
What do you give the blonde who has everything?
Did you hear the one about the fuck you?
How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
How many modern artists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to throw bulbs against the wall, one to pile hundreds of them in a heap and spray-paint it orange, one to glue light bulbs to a Cocker Spaniel, and one to put a bulb in the socket and fill the room with light while all the critics are watching the fellow smashing the bulbs against the wall, the fellow with the spray-gun, and the Cocker Spaniel.
Didnâ€™t expect a real joke, did you?