volume 10 issue 2 february
Requirements: One sled (preferably stolen/broken), one home staircase with a turn, approximately 12,000 pieces of broken glass (disburse glass liberally about racing area). Start – Yell obscentity and shove off!
Turn – Use g-forces to help slide down a quick drink!
Come to stop, determine if dead – Bleeding is considered proof positive that your heart is still pumping!
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