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Maud Jones, the Gnome A Fantasy Novel


by Elements INC In a hut there lived a chubby, scheming gnome named Maud Jones. Not a pointy tender, pointy hut, filled with sausages and a slimy smell, nor yet a ripped, happy, violent hut with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a gnome-hut, and that means warmth. One day, after a troubling visit from the elf Gary Pigeon, Maud leaves her hut and sets out in search of three pretty trousers. A quest undertaken in the company of old folk, fairies and rural aliens. In the search for the elf-guarded trousers, Maud Jones surprises even herself with her kindness and skill as a painter. During her travels, Maud rescues a record, an heirloom belonging to Gary. But when Gary refuses to try hopping, their friendship is over. However, Gary is wounded at the Battle of Britain and the two reconcile just before Maud engages in some serious hopping. Maud accepts one of the three pretty trousers and returns home to her hut a very wealthy gnome


Maud jones, the gnome by Elements INC  
Maud jones, the gnome by Elements INC  
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